_*THAT'S*_ ...._*NOT*_.... Usenet,
Father Puke.
Sure, I, too, get annoyed with
the uncontrolled
out-of-control
free-for-all on
Usenet, at
times. Just
like I get
sick after
riding a
cool
rollercoaster,
at times. But
does that mean
I'm going to create
a NEW ride, where
I am in total control;
where I can start
and stop it, as I
please. and kick-off
any unruly passengers
that might annoy
me, all so I can
avoid vomiting
again!?!? Of
course not!!!!
Usenet, is
what it is and
has become and
will become and
morph into the future.
But YOUR fake
girly-girl "group"
is just a glorified
"mailing list"
of pre-approved
pen pals. If I
wanted a pen-pal,
I'd write to some hot
chick in Russia or
China and save-up
to bring her over here
to screw her 'til she and
I are black-an-BLOODY-blue,
dude!!!!
I wouldn't, however,
start a "private"
pseudo-newsgroup,
where you all
are pretending
it is THIS
newsgroup!!!!
LISTEN-UP....--: ONLY _*THIS*_
NEWSGROUP CAN BE _*THIS*_
NEWSGROUP. This IS and
ALWAYS HAS BEEN
AND ALWAYS
WILL _*BE*_--:
ALT.COMEDY.STANDUP
Period.
Now, go ahead, Father Puke, and delete
your repeated lying SPAM posts, in
this thread, as soon as you read
this great response to it. As
you have done, previously.
I COULD quote from your
idiotic spam posts, but I
won't, even though
I KNOW you'll probably
delete this par-tic-u-lar
thread here (that
I am now responding
to). (That's right, I'm
responding to yet
ANOTHER of
your (BLOODY!!)
threads featuring
your often-repeated
redundant spam
posts), yep, you'll
likely delete them,
NOW, that I have
responded to
merely one of the
several posted
identical posts
from your sorry
drunken ass
in this thread,
here. You'll
likely delete
your posts in this
thread--: Just so
it might look like
_*I*_ am
responding
to nothing.
Yeah, it
might look that
way, perhaps,
to, the casual
Google lurkers
who don't bother
to investigate
a bit more
deeply about
how weasel
spammers
like, YOU, post,
and then delete,
when someone
responds, just so
you can avoid
having to deal
with the responses,
and so, you can, post
yet another thread
and delete that one,
until someone,
once again, calls
you out for the IDIOT
you are, and so on,
and so on, and
so on, etc.
YEP--:
You'll delete this
thread, most
likely, so, *this*
post, will be
the only remaining
(until someone else
posts) and you'll
then, just post
the same
identical
SPAM
posts in
yet another
thread, and,
I may just
respond to
THAT one,
and so on.
The more
you post
your spam,
and then delete
it, and then post
it again in another
thread, to avoid
having to respond
to _*ME*_ or
anyone else,
the more I
may very well
respond and
respond. But
I'll never quote
from your spam,
whether or
not, I think
you'll delete
your posts
or not. Because,
what you're saying
is nonsense. And
you (BLOODY!!)
well know it.
Which is why
you often delete
it, as soon as
someone lets
you know how
much you fucking
SUCK!!!! You little
underhanded piece
of lying shit drunken
two-faced girly-girl
GOOBER BOOB
pretend-newsgroup
"MODERATOR"
CREEP!!!!
Of course, NOW, just to prove me wrong,
you might, _*NOT*_, delete your thread
of posts, in this thread!! But I'm wise
to your lies and tricks, Father
Puke Luke Loogie....!!
Either way, dude.
Either way.
I'm wise.
Period.
Yours (Bloody!!) Truly,
Chafey....AKA....David
Copyright 2005
Nothing is censored there but it has been childproofed to keep idiots
like you out. That's what bothers you the most, you now have just a
few other trolls like yourself to annoy. The real comics, those who
have actually been on stage and made people laugh, have all left. Only
the lunatics like yourself who have taken over the ACS asylum remain
and now have the grounds all to themselves. Your audience has left the
building.
Oh, and Chafey Mafey Goodle Dafey, you pathetically unfunny piece of
shit, your "character" is not funny and never has been. It just plain
doesn't work. Even the unfunniest of open mic hacks finally realizes
after many failed attempts that a joke doesn't work. But you, with
your over the top unclever Chafey character continues on in complete
and utter delusion. You're not funny. Not in the least.
And now let me leave you with these parting words for you to whine
about for the next few days as you fart your unfunny gas into the wind
because no one else is there to hear it...
"You suck, in all ways."
Enjoy the ghost town, loser.
Sean
And I am annoyed by utter SPAM
about a little CENSORED girly-girl
safe-haven for self-professed
"comic" wusses who can't
handle the heat of REAL
_*USENET*_ as it is
meant to be and always
will be and always
should be!! Period.
Father Puke Luke Loogie is lying.
That group that he CENSORS is
_*NOT*_ a NEWSGROUP at
all. That is NOT _*USENET*_
at all. Period.
And, unlike, YOU, I _*AM*_ quite funny
and clever. Quite often. You are neither.
And if you were TRULY unimpressed
with me and my writings and whatnot,
you would NOT have felt the need
to respond, in the first place.
Liar. Jealous LIAR!!!!
YOU!!!!
Now go back to your little pussy ass goober
boob group, bee-itch!! If it is so
"great", by the way, then why
the BLOODY HELL FIRE
aren't you there, _*NOW*_,
reading, Psycho Timbo
Hack-an-Cracked Shell, flirt
with that ugly old cavernous
hairy cheesecunt--: 'Ms. Gag
Hag Linda Lunatic Mug
Bug', as she coos back,
"Oh, Lovey-Dovey,
Freetle-Doodle"
or some other
UTTERLY
INDECIPHERABLE
Hillbilly Aussie
'Snuffy Smith'
CRAPPITY-CRAP
LUNATIC-RATTLINGS
ABOUT ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING BUT
ANNOYING
GRATING
NOTHINGNESS!!
(In-between fisting
that Pretense Prinny
girlfriend of hers)....!?
Instead, you are HERE, talking to ME, dude!!!!
You little pretentious stone cold LIAR
of the LOSING LYING LIARS!!!!
You _*ARE*_ entertained by
my posts and
my persona,
bitch!! Admit
it!! NOW!!!!
You dropped into a ghost town just to say that?
Tommy Joe
For anyone looking for that group it has reformed here:
> http://groups-beta.google.com/group/moderatedaltcomedystandup
Drop in and join acs without the trolls.
This message will be posted again and again
like a fog horn in the night guiding comics
and bookers and industry professionals to a
moderated news group.
I hope all is well
with you and yours,
Father Luke
The ONLY place that's moderated by his
drunken goober boob monkey-pocked-ASS,
is, just some girly-girl instant
"group" (that anyone can
instantaneously create)
(and THAT one, that
HE, lamely created
via Google-Groups
just so he could
"MODERATE"
(i.e. CENSOR)
the proceedings;
_*THAT*_ GOOBERISH
"GROUP" amounts to
nothing more than a
glorified "private
mailing list" of
lonely lovelorn
goober boobs
who stupidly
e-mail each
other in a
so-called
"private" club
OUT IN THE
PUBLIC, for
all to see just
how insane
and wussified,
pussified
and//or gooberishly
kiss-uppy and UNFUNNY
they all are)....!!!!
Pa-the-tic!!!!
That's like a group of ugly nudists, allowing
anyone with a camera to gather around the
perimeter of the nudist grounds, to take
lots of pictures, because, they WANT
people to see their ugly curdled butts
flappin' in the wind, but yet they want
to keep out any potentially
better looking folks, from
upstaging them....So, YOU
can film THEM, but, YOU
are NOT allowed to
take off your own
clothes, or come
within 10 feet of
any of their
monkey-pocked
cottage cheese
dweeb pussy-ass
ASSES!!!! That's
fine. I don't want to
come within 1000
feet of their hairily
caked-an-flaked-cavernous
pussy-ass-curdled-pus-cream
stank-cunt-steam ASSES!!!!
Especially, that
drunken, drugged-out,
loser--: Father Loogie
Puke Luke's sorry
ASS!!
The only similarities, that pretend
"newsgroup" has, with this one, are,
of course, the similar name, copped//hacked
by the Censor-Happy WAY-HACK
"Father", and, also, you have,
there, the most pathetically
pussified, wussified
previous members of
this REAL newsgroup,
who, decided it would
be less of a challenge
to just e-mail each other
back-an-forth, without
any free-for-all spontaneity
and interaction with
everyone and anyone
(Which is one of the
main reasons why
_*I*_ LIKE the
REAL, UNFETTERED
and UNCENSORED
Usenet!!!! The challenge
of never knowing
exactly what's
next and from
who, etc., etc.)
Those goober
boob pussy-ass
asses, instead, just
opted for a
totally staged,
useless,
'invitation-only'
'pen pal kiss-up'
format!!!!
Which is totally
way-gay in a
severely
uncool
way!!!!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.comedy.standup/msg/b3d8a4ff8bd591b1