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Danny McMaster

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May 28, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/28/99
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When you visit the following website you can win a free comedy video of
Australia's # 1 Impressionist/Comedian. A 5 minute audio is featured on
this site from the video to give you idea on what you will win. Everyone
who visits this site should send me a joke (not to long, it may not get
read) and the funniest joke each week will receive a free 1 hour 20 minute
comedy video of Australia's # 1 Impressionist/Comedian - Danny McMaster.
www.dannymcmaster.com.au
I will notify the winner by return email each week and organise with that
person to mail their new video.

Tracey Gresslehner - Manager

kinetic

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May 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/29/99
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Danny McMaster <da...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
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> When you visit the following website you can win a free comedy video of
> Australia's # 1 Impressionist/Comedian. <snip> and the funniest joke each

week will receive a free 1 hour 20 minute
> comedy video of Australia's # 1 Impressionist/Comedian - Danny McMaster.

I don't want to insult my Australian friends, but this post really cracked
me up. Maybe it's because I'm Canadian (so I know what it's like to have
celebrities that "nobody" else has heard of - "The Hip" can sell out a
Canadian Stadium in 3 hours, but in NY you can get front row seats to se
them jam at the local pub). Anyway I have no idea who Danny McMaster is, but
I could imagine myself watching "Australia's # 1 Impressionist/Comedian" on
video and saying, "Who is that supposed to be? Who is that supposed to be?
Ooh - crocodile Dundee - that's funny! Who is that supposed to be?"

~ Jamie

"I'm the man of a million voices!"
~ Who's bit is this?

Hotplate

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May 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/29/99
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kinetic <kin...@cyberbeach.net> wrote in message
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>
> I don't want to insult my Australian friends, but this post really cracked
> me up.

Hey, not insulted here whatsoever, Jamie. I didn't know whether to crack up
or crin... (oh never mind)

Maybe it's because I'm Canadian (so I know what it's like to have
> celebrities that "nobody" else has heard of -

Or even - the majority of Australians. Only because of tv comedy connections
do I know of this person. Your average outback Joe would possibly only know
this man as the voice behind 'Australia's Funniest Home Video Show' on a
national network. No sorry, the VOICES - not just voice; you know
commentating those hilarious wedding, pool party and dune buggy slip ups? So
the chap can't even be known for his own voice.

I'm trying to be diplomatic.

>Anyway I have no idea who Danny McMaster is, but
> I could imagine myself watching "Australia's # 1 Impressionist/Comedian"
on
> video and saying, "Who is that supposed to be? Who is that supposed to be?
> Ooh - crocodile Dundee - that's funny! Who is that supposed to be?"
>
> ~ Jamie

Oh no. You'd not be bewildered at all. They're usual ones; Nicholson, um...
Nicholson and ah... yeah, you'd recognise them.

definitely signed, "Hotplate"


Princess Normal

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May 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM5/29/99
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I can't be arsed being diplomatic, so let me see if I can
help...

>Danny McMaster "Australia's # 1 Impressionist/Comedian"

Danny McMaster "Australia's ONLY Impressionist/Comedian"

Well, what do you know? I CAN be diplomatic!

Princess QuittingWhileAhead xxxx

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