Jewish Who's Who Of Comedy (Foreword & Afterword Included)
DarrinT68
comedian. The egomania, the neurosis, the need to overcompensate, the feeling
that life is meaningless without stardom - it's too much suffering." So who
becomes a comedian? Groucho Marx, Jack Benny, Milton Berle, Lenny Bruce, Jerry
Seinfeld, the list goes on and on. There must be a reason here as well to
explain not only why there are so many Jewish comedians today, but also why
Jews throughout the ages have been known for their humor. Maybe Mel Brooks
understood it best: "I may be angry at God or at the world, and I'm sure that a
lot of my comedy is based on anger and hostility...It comes from a feeling that
as a Jew and as a person, I don't fit into the mainstream of American society."
Feeling different, feeling alienated, feeling persecuted, feeling that the only
way you can deal with the world is to laugh - because if you don't laugh you're
going to cry and never stop crying- that's probably what's responsible for the
Jews having developed such a great sense of humor. The people who had the
greatest reason to weep, learned more than anyone else how to laugh. With that
said, here is just a taste of some of the many great Jewish comedians of our
time:
Bud Abbott (mother was Jewish, Abbott & Costello)
Woody Allen (Born Konigsberg)
Marty Allen
Jason Alexander (Greenspan)
Tom Arnold (converted to Judaism, has some Jewish lineage)
Joey Adams (born Abramowitz, converted to Christian Science)
Ed Asner
Hank Azaria
Lenny Bruce (Born Leonard Alfred Schneider)
Richard Belzer
Sandra Bernhard
Fanny Brice (Borach)
Albert Brooks (Einstein)
Joey Bishop (the only living member of the "Rat Pack")
Milton "Uncle Milte" Berle (Berlinger)
David Brenner
Andrew Dice Clay (Silverstein)
George Burns (Nathan Birnbaum)
Elayne Boosler
Roseanne Barr
Richard Benjamin
Mel Brooks (Kaminsky)
Red Buttons (Aaron Chwatt)
Jack Benny (Benjamin Kubelsky)
Victor Borge (danish Jew, Rosenbaum)
Eddie Cantor (Iskowitch)
Billy Crystal
Sid Ceasar
Marty "googly eyes" Feldman
Rodney Dangerfield (Jack Cohen)
Larry David
Fyvush Finkel
Al Franken
Jackie Gayle
Larry Gelbart (M*A*S*H)
Gilbert Gottfried
Elliott Gould
Shecky Greene
Buddy Hackett
Goldie Hawn
Buck Henry (Zuckerman)
Danny Hoch
Andy Kaufman
Gabriel Kaplan
Andy Kindler
Jonathan Katz (Dr. Katz, comedy central)
Richard Kind
Danny Kaye (Kaminsky)
Alan King
Robert Klein
Lisa Kudrow
Norman Lear (All In The Family, Good Times)
Carol Liefer
Jerry Lewis (Jerome Levitch)
Richard Lewis
Shari Lewis (Hurwitz, "Lambchops")
Jon Lovitz
Mal Z. Lawrence
Bill Maher (mother is Jewish)
Howie Mandel
Sally Marr (Lenny Bruce's mother, Joan Rivers portrayed her on Broadway)
The Marx Brothers
Marc Marron
Jackie Mason (Maza)
Elaine May (May/Nichols)
Anne Meara (Stiller/Meara, converted to Judaism)
Lorne Michaels (Lipowitz)
Marilyn Michaels
Larry Miller
Zero Mostel
Taylor Negron (mother is Jewish)
Mike Nichols (Peschwosky)
Super Dave Osbourne (brother of Albert Brooks, born Einstein)
Kevin Pollak
Rhea Pearlman
Freddie Prinze Sr. (father was Hungarian Jew)
Carl Reiner
Rob Reiner
Joan Rivers (Molinsky)
Rita Rudner
Paul Reiser
Gilda Radner
Don Rickles
Freddy Roman
The Ritz Brothers
Paul Reubens (born Rubenfeld, aka Pee Wee Herman)
Adam Sandler
Bob Saget
George Segal
Rob Schneider (half-Jew)
Sherwood Schwartz (Gilligan's Island, The Brady Bunch)
Harry Shearer
Sarah Silverman
Jerry Seinfeld
Mort Sahl
Soupy Sales (Supman)
Pauly Shore (son of Sammy & Mitzi)
Sammy Shore
Mitzi Shore (owner of The Comedy Store)
Robert Schimmel
David Schwimmer
Gary Shandling
Bobby Slayton (father is Jewish)
Barry Sobel
David Steinberg
Matt Stone (Southpark)
Yakoff Smirnoff ("What a Country!" ehe)
Jerry Stiller (Stiller/Meara)
Ben Stiller (half Jew)
Peter Sellers (mother was Jewish)
Howard Stern (contrary to his popular "half-Jew" shtick, Howie is a full
blooded Jew)
Jon Stewart (Leibowitz)
Teller ("Penn & Teller, born Raymond Teller, father is Jewish)
Brother Theodore (Born Gottlieb, frequent favorite of David Letterman)
The Three Stooges (Horowitz)
Bruce Vilanch
Gene Wilder (Jerome Silberman)
Billy Wilder (Some Like It Hot)
Robert Wuhl
Henny Youngman
Based on the accomplishments of individual Jews, Nobel Prize winners and
heroes of modern culture, as well as the amount of attention Jews get in the
media, you'd never believe the correct answers: There are little more than 13
million Jews in the world, comprising less than 1/4 of 1% of the world's
population!!!! Do you think it's just a coincidence? Twenty-one percent of
Nobel Prize winners have been Jews, even though Jews comprise less than
one-quarter of one percent of the world's population. Choose any field, and you
will find that Jews have excelled in it. Think of the names of many modern-day
figures most responsible for the intellectual turning points in history- MARX,
FREUD, EINSTEIN- and you will find proof of the Biblical verdict: "Surely this
is...a wise and understanding people." There simply is no way to deny it. Jews
really are smart. There must be a reason-and I can give you at least three:
HEREDITY, ENVIRONMENT and A UNIQUE VALUE SYSTEM:
HEREDITY - Historians have pointed out a fascinating difference between Jews
and Christians. In Christianity, as well as in many other religions, holiness
was identified with asceticism, great spirituality with the practie of
celibacy. For centuries the finest minds among Christians were urged to join
the church and become priests. That effectively condemned their genetic pool of
intelligence to an untimely end. Jews, on the other hand, took quite seriously
the first commandment to mankind - to be fruitful and multiply. Sex was never
seen as sinful, but rather as one of those things created by God that he surely
must have had in mind when he declared, in reviewing his work, that "Behold
everything was ver good." Among Jews, the most intelligent were encouraged to
become religious leaders. As rabbis, they had to serve as role models for their
congregants as procreators and "fathers of their countries." Brains got passed
on from generation to generation, and Jews today are still reaping the benefits
of the frequent sexual activities of their ancestors.
ENVIRONMENT - If challenge and response are the keys to creativity and
achievement, it's no surprise that Jews are smart; they've been challenged more
than anyone else on earth. The school of hard knocks is a wonderful teacher.
Jews had no choice but to learn to be better than anyone else since the odds
were always so very much stacked against them. When you're born with a silver
spoon in your mouth, youi tend to get fat and lazy. When you're born with the
lash of a whip on your back, you quickly learn to become crafty, street smart,
and knowledgeable in everything that will help you make it through life.
A UNIQUE VALUE SYSTEM - We still haven't touched on the most important reason
of all. Jews are smart because they have been raised in a tradition that
treasures education above everything else, that considers study the highest
obligation of mankind, and that identifies the intellect as part of us created
in "the image of God." To be illiterate was unheard of in the Jewish world, not
only because it was a sign of stupidity, but, more significantly, because it
was a sin. Jews are obligated by law to review the Bible in its entirety every
year, dividing it into manageable weekly sections. The widespread custom when a
child turned three years old was to write the letter of the Hebrew alphabet on
a board in honey and have the child learn them as he licked them off, equating
their meaning with the taste of sweetness. Jews studied the Midrash, and it
taught them: The Sword and the Book came from Heaven together, and the Holy One
said: "Keep what is written in this Book or be destroyed by the other." Jews
studied the Mishra and it taught them, "Say not when I have leisure I will
study; you may not have leisure." The Jews absorbed the teachings of the Ethics
of The fathers, and they understood its insight, "If you have acquired
knowledge, what do you lack? If you lack knowledge, what have you acquired?"
Philosophical Tevye, that delightful creation of the Yiddish writer Sholem
Aleichem and the star of Fiddler On The Roof, explained that Jews always wear
hats because they never know when they will be forced to travel. What he didn't
say, which is probably more important, is that they always made sure to have
something under their hats and inside of their heads- because physical
possessions could be taken from them, but what they accumulated in their minds
would always remain the greatest "merchandise" a Jew possesses.
Saldanha
did then god help you.
-saldanha
LAFF...@aol.com
DarrinT68
>From: laff...@aol.compoop (Saldanha)
>Date: 4/9/01 11:55 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010409235508...@ng-fi1.aol.com>
>I hope you cut and pasted that thing and didn't type it all out because if
>you>did then god help you.
>-saldanha>LAFF...@aol.com
God is already on my side, remember!? I am one of his Chosen People!ehehee
What's wrong!? You didn't appreciate the candor of my post!?heh P.S. That list
was just the icing on the cake!! If I sat here and listed every Jewish
entertainer, we would be here for an eternity! All in spite of comprising just
1/4 of 1% (13 million) of the world's population (6 billion). Of that number,
2.4% (5 million) of 270 + million Americans. In the end, 99% of the world is
non-Jewish!! Therefore, Jews must be acknowledged as a wise and wonderful
people, in spite of the overwhelming odds against them! Every race has moments
of brilliance, but not every race has been as consistently brilliant as the
Jewish people. The same people who comprise the least of any major religion. A
religion that is still one of the most popular. A religion that is still one
of the most persecuted. A religion that gave way to Christianity.
Where do you think the Christians received their Sabbath from!? Remember, Jews
are so few in number, yet so great in ability. Our success has always been
disproportionately high in comparison to our small population numbers. Comedy
being no exception!!
Doug Doane
DarrinT68 <darr...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Go buy this book, "Empire of Their Own".
It fills in most of your question. Basically, during the turn of the
century, Eastern European Jews controlled most of the Nickelodeon's in NY as
well as most of the top Vaudeville rooms. As Edison's "moving picture"
invention took off, they had a ready built distribution system set up.
However, Edison was an anti-semite so he tried to restrict their growth by
limiting production of these "moving pictures". Further persecution and the
inability to assimilate in New York City's high society, they booked from
New York looking for a place to develop their own "moving picture"
productions away from Edison's team of patent attorneys. They found this
little town in California called Hollywood. They soon owned the
entertainment industry in the world.
Later,
Dougie
Father Luke
Oh. I would add Sammy Davis Jr.
Father Luke
Reminder: I believe Clitty the Psychic Pussy was born of a
Jewish Father ( Flip Shultz )
Dan Kaufman
>If I sat here and listed every Jewish entertainer,
> 99% of the world is non-Jewish!! Therefore, Jews must be
----------
Even though I feel it sometimes, I think ethnic pride is silly.
If you take credit for Lenny Bruce, then you have to take the blame for Howard Stern.
I'd love to bask in the glories of Groucho and Einstein and Freud, but I sure don't want to be associated with Darrin's
post.
Bottom line, Darrin: You as an individual can only take credit for what you as an individual do.
SOME Jews are wise and wonderful, and some are dumb and horrible.
Type out a thousand Jewish celebrities if it makes you feel good, but if that's the sum of your achievements, i doubt
your name will make it onto many lists.
(On the other hand, I do like Adam Sandler's Hanukah Song.)
dk
http://dankaufman.net
Baldwiny
>Reminder: I believe Clitty the Psychic Pussy was born of a
>Jewish Father ( Flip Shultz )
And Clitty's mother was a Crystal Ball:
http://www.grandpasgeneral.com/funcrys.html
Brad Slaight
>If you take credit for Lenny Bruce, then you have to take the blame for
>Howard Stern.
Why? Howard is one of the most original and distincitve voices in the history
of comedy.
Brad Slaight
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 3:30 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010410153033...@ng-ct1.aol.com>
Brad, pay no mind to Dan! Assuming that Kaufman is his actual surname, he
appears to be a self-loathing Jew!!! Remember, the only thing worse than
anti-Semitism is self-hatred for your own kind. As Michael told Fredo in THE
GODFATHER, "Never go against the family!" ehehee Apparently, he is applying his
own "taste" and using it as a measuring stick to what others should like or
dislike. Bottom line: Howard Stern single-handedly changed the face of radio.
Without Lenny Bruce, there would be no Howard Stern!! Which is why I find Dan's
comments to be paradoxical. In the end, Howie makes millions of fans PISH in
their pants!ehe
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 5:35 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <ctAA6.16925$RF1.1...@bgtnsc06-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>
Dan, everyone is subject to fallibility! At the same time, Jews have
overwhelming done more good for society than bad. History and culture does not
lie!! Jewish success far exceeds the entertainment world, Dan. Choose any field
and you will find that Jews have excelled in it!! When looking at Jewish
success, one must look at the entire picture, and not solely focus on the rare
DAVID "Son Of Sam" BERKOWITZ instances. Typically, ARYAN HATE GROUPS engage in
precisely what you are now doing, Dan!! In the end, why are you going against
one of your own people!? Pls. read the following excerpt from MARK TWAIN on the
beauty of Jews, so you can overcome your own inferiority complex:
Excerpt from September 1898 issue of Harper's New Monthly Magazine
"...If statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human
race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of stardust lost in the blaze of the
Milky way. Properly, the Jew ought hardly to be heard of, but he is heard of,
has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people,
and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of proportion to the
smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the world's list of great names in
literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are
also away out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers. He has made a
marvelous fight in this world, in all the ages; and had done it with his hands
tied behind him. He could be vain of himself, and be excused for it. The
Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Roman followed, and made a vast noise, and
they are gone. Other peoples have sprung up and held their torch high for a
time, but it burned out, and they sit in twilight now, or have vanished. The
Jew saw them all, beat them all, and is now what he always was, exhibiting
decadence, no infirmities of age, no weakening of his parts, no slowing of his
energies, no dulling of his alert and aggressive mind. All things are mortal
but the Jew; all other forces pass, but he remains. What is the secret of his
immortality?"
Rich
<darr...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> Dan, everyone is subject to fallibility! At the same time, Jews have
> overwhelming done more good for society than bad.
Tell that to the Palestinians. I dare ya!
Rich
Saldanha
>Why? Howard is one of the most original and distincitve voices in the
>history
>of comedy.
>
>
>Brad Slaight
....Stern is an innovator and its unbelievable that a disc jockey to rise to
the status of movie star, best selling author, and worldwide phenom.
-saldanha
LAFF...@aol.com
Tommy James
>>Choose any field and you will find that Jews have excelled in it!!
Construction work
Fire fighting
Police work
Truck driving
Fast food service
Bowling
Race car driver
Track and Field
Ice hockey
Basketball
Football
There. I've listed five professions and six sports in which Jews are
notoriously sucky at. Chew on that new guy.
Oh and I would have mentioned baseball, but clearly you would've tried to shove
Sandy Koufax, Hank Greenberg and Rod Carew back at me and I'm not in the mood.
But you know Jews aren't exactly filling up Cooperstown. I don't have to tell
you.
Tommy James
http://www.tommyjamescomedy.com
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 5:27 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010410172757...@ng-mk1.aol.com>
>
>From: darr...@aol.com (DarrinT68) enlightened me:
>
>>>Choose any field and you will find that Jews have excelled in it!!
>
>Construction work
>Fire fighting
>Police work
>Truck driving
>Fast food service
Putz & Guggles, blue-collar work is beneath Jews! DOH!ehe You don't have to be
EINSTEIN in order to land a construction job or work at Mickey D's,
shnooky!eeheheh Over 80% of Jews comprise the white collar strata of
employment!! Furthermore, what are you insinuating!? That Jews are physically
inferior!? Tell that to GOLDBERG! He'd kick your TUCHIS from here to
OZ!!ehehehe Tell that to MARK SPITZ, who is the only 7 Gold medalist Olympic
swimmer! Tell that to Olympic gymnists, KERI STRUG & MITCH GAYLORD!!
continued..
>Oh and I would have mentioned baseball, but clearly you would've tried to
>shove>Sandy Koufax, Hank Greenberg and Rod Carew back at me and I'm not in
the>mood. >But you know Jews aren't exactly filling up Cooperstown. I don't
have to>tell>
Since SANDY KOUFAX (still considered the greatest picther in the history of the
MLB) and HANK GREENBERG are both HALL OF FAME inductees, there's absolutely no
need to! LOL! Their genius speaks for itself!heheh Not only do we excel in
sports, but we also own the NBA (David Stern, commissioner) and the NHL (Gary
Bettman, commissioner). In the end, who do think pays the salaries of the
MICHAEL JORDANS of this world!?eheheh As NFL Hall of Famer Jim Brown said on
"Off The Record" with Bob Costas, "If African-Americans placed the same
importance on education as Jews, we would not see a predominance of blacks in
sports."
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 4:55 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010410165519...@ng-md1.aol.com>
Saldanha, no disagreement from my end!ehe Howie was also the first American
broadcaster to be syndicated in Canada. His book, "Private Parts," was the
fastest selling book in Simon & Shuster (also Jewish!eh) history. In a world of
run of the mill adolescent comedy farces, Howie's "PRIVATE PARTS" was a breath
of fresh air! Howie is naturally funny! As opposed to "comedic actors" who
honestly believe that they can act and be funny! LOL! Incidental note: Singer
CARLY SIMON is the daughter of (Simon) & Shuster fame!!
"Lonesome" Keith
> As Michael told Fredo in THE
> GODFATHER, "Never go against the family!"
And as I recall Michael had Fredo killed after Fredo got double crossed by
that Jew from Miami Simon Roth
"Lonesome" Keith
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Are you Jewish?
Grant
DarrinT68
>From: grm...@aol.comonasmuck (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
>Date: 4/10/01 6:20 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010410182056...@ng-cr1.aol.com>
>
>Hey DarrinT68!>
>Are you Jewish?>
Grant>
Yes, I am a YID!eh I belong to "The Few, The Proud, The Chosen!" How may I be
of service to you?eheh
John Rabon
comedyi...@aol.comNOCRAP wrote on 4/10/01 3:27 PM:
> From: darr...@aol.com (DarrinT68) enlightened me:
>
>>> Choose any field and you will find that Jews have excelled in it!!
>
> Construction work
> Fire fighting
> Police work
> Truck driving
> Fast food service
> Bowling
> Race car driver
> Track and Field
> Ice hockey
> Basketball
> Football
>
>
> There. I've listed five professions and six sports in which Jews are
> notoriously sucky at. Chew on that new guy.
>
You forgot to put Usenet Troll.
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>>Are you Jewish?>
>Grant>
>
>Yes, I am a YID!eh I belong to "The Few, The Proud, The Chosen!" How may I
>be
>of service to you?eheh
Oops, Jewish. Sorry, I thought you said Jedi. My mistake.
Grant
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 5:35 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <ctAA6.16925$RF1.1...@bgtnsc06-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>
>
>>If I sat here and listed every Jewish entertainer,
>> we would be here for an eternity! ...
>> 99% of the world is non-Jewish!! Therefore, Jews must be
>> acknowledged as a wise and wonderful...>
>Even though I feel it sometimes, I think ethnic pride is silly.
Dan, race exists, and like it or not, race does matter! Strictly speaking from
a socioeconomic and intellectual point of view. It can be argued by historians,
scholars, and notables, that Jews are one of the most successful and brilliant
people on the planet!! e.g. Over 40% of Harvard's student body & teacher
faculty is comprised of Jews. Over 50% of former President Clinton's cabinet
and white house staff was comprised of Jews. Remember, 98% of the world is
non-Jewish!! Therefore, every one Jewish success becomes tenfold. How does a
religion that comprises 1/4 of 1% of the world's population, manage to win 140
of the 663 Nobel prizes from 1902-1995!? Those numbers are amazing!! There
comes a time when you must concede, Dan!! And it doesn't stop there!! Once you
factor in a thousand years of persecution and the Holocaust, then and only then
can you begin to understand why Jews (as a whole) are a wise and wonderful
people. Remember, economic jealousy + social antipathy = anti-Semitism. If Jews
were downtrodden, racists would have very little to work with. Jews are
primarily hated for their wealth & brilliance. That's precisely what fueled
HITLER's madness!! He knew the beauty of our people and could not compete with
their invaluable accomplishments. Therefore, he chose the cowardly act of braun
over brains!!
Doug Doane
Tommy James <comedyi...@aol.comNOCRAP> wrote in message
news:20010410172757...@ng-mk1.aol.com...
> From: darr...@aol.com (DarrinT68) enlightened me:
>
> >>Choose any field and you will find that Jews have excelled in it!!
>
>
>
As a lifelong race car nut I must protest. Paul Newman was VERY successful.
He won the SCCA National Championship at the past his prime racing age of 60
driving a Nissan, winning something like 9 out of 13 races. He has been a
car owner in the CART series with Michael Andretti his No.1 driver the past
few years; with Newman/Haas Racing being a perennial powerhouse and twice
was within 20 laps of winning the Indy 500. So far this season with a first
and a second under his belt, his newest driver Cristiano de Matta, is
leading the series in points. I've heard he ain't to bad at acting either.
Later,
Dougie
leelevine
Sid Luckman QB Chicago Bears
more recently:
John Frank - TE 49ers
Harris Barton - T 49ers
As for construction, Jews excelled in construction for about 400 years in
Egypt. Didn't you see the Ten Commandments?
Lee
"Tommy James" <comedyi...@aol.comNOCRAP> wrote in message
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Mark A. Labozzetta
> 99% of the world is non-Jewish!!
>Remember, 98% of the world is
>non-Jewish!!
> How does a
>religion that comprises 1/4 of 1% of the world's population,
Just keeping track
Mark Labozzetta
Doug Doane
>
Once you
> factor in a thousand years of persecution and the Holocaust, then and only
then
> can you begin to understand why Jews (as a whole) are a wise and wonderful
> people. Remember, economic jealousy + social antipathy = anti-Semitism. If
Jews
> were downtrodden, racists would have very little to work with. Jews are
> primarily hated for their wealth & brilliance. That's precisely what
fueled
> HITLER's madness!! He knew the beauty of our people and could not compete
with
> their invaluable accomplishments. Therefore, he chose the cowardly act of
braun
> over brains!!
OK...we'll let you play the Holocaust card, but you can't play the thousands
of years of slavery card. We still are having some problems here in the
States with that pasteboard. Now who's turn is it to "Go Fish"?
Later,
Dougie
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 2:13 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <9au897$vbf$2...@slb7.atl.mindspring.net>
>
>Oh. I would add Sammy Davis Jr.>
Sammy D was Kosher as can be!eh A sweet HE-BRO convert!eh I also seem to have
overlooked: Walter Matthau (Matuschanskayasky), Charles Grodin, Bea Arthur,
Eugene Levy, Harold Ramis, Ivan Reitman, Rick Moranis, Fred & Ben Savage, Chuck
Barris (Gong Show), Daniel Stern, Tony Curtis (Bernie Schwartz, come on, he
starred in one of the greatest comedies of all time, "SOME LIKE IT HOT" ehe),
Tony Randall (Leonard Rosenberg), Jack Klugman, Neil Simon, Matthew Broderick
(mother is Jewish, same for his wife, Sarah Jessica Parker), etc, etc, etc. eh
Just imagine how bland comedy would be if we erased every single Jewish
comedian and entertainer that existed!!
EyeSalmon
Who has a home in Jamaica.
" Your buddy from the other side of the tracks"
~Ian
Watch my video http://hometown.aol.com/eyesalmon/Improv.html
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Didn't he then convert to devil worship with the old geezer out of Rosemary's
Baby who died a few years ago?
Grant
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 7:03 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010410190352...@ng-mo1.aol.com>
Mark, nitpicking are we!? LOL! A fluctuation of 1% is still not going to change
the reality of my comments!!! It's not going to change the reality that most
of the world is comprised of non-Jews. As of a 1990 census, Jews only comprise
2.4% (5 million) of Americans in the USA (270+ million). Pls. see below:
(MAXIMIZE POST RESPONSE BOX to VIEW CORRECTLY!!)
ESTIMATED JEWISH POPULATION IN THE U.S., 1790-1990
YEAR U.S. POPULTION U.S. JEWS % OF POPULOUS
1790 3,929,000 1,400 0.04
1800 5,308,000 2,000 0.04
1820 9,638,000 2,700 0.03
1830 12,866,000 4,000 0.03
1840 17,069,000 15,000 0.09
1860 31,443,000 150,000 0.48
1880 50,156,000 230,000 0.46
1900 75,156,000 1,058,000 1.39
1920 75,995,000 3,389,000 3.20
1930 122,711,000 4,228,000 3.44
1940 131,775,000 4,870,000 3.69
1950 150,669,000 5,000,000 3.31
1960 179,323,000 5,531,000 3.08
1970 203,302,000 5,800,000 2.85
1980 226,546,000 5,921,000 2.61
1990 248,710,000 5,981,000 2.40
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 6:42 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010410184215...@ng-cr1.aol.com>
Grant, may THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!! eheheh What a nebbish!eheheh
Laphboy
>Therefore, he chose the cowardly act of
>braun
>over brains!!
A-hem...
It's spelled brawn, Jew-Boy.
After all your fancy word-typin', you defeated your own purpose. Shame,
that.
steve hitler
http://www.stevegelder.com
DarrinT68
>>braun>>over brains!! >
Typo: brawn
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>What a nebbish!eheheh
Well, your a, erm...pupik :-P
That told him.
Grant
DarrinT68
>From: grm...@aol.comonasmuck (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
>Date: 4/10/01 7:23 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010410192320...@ng-cr1.aol.com>
>
>>Sammy D was Kosher as can be!eh A sweet HE-BRO convert!
>
>Didn't he then convert to devil worship with the old geezer out of Rosemary's
>Baby who died a few years ago?
I know that Roman Polanski is a fellow Jew. Haven't seen the film in ages, so I
could not comment! P.S. Keep up the splendid Nazi propaganda! LOL! DOH!eehe
Father Luke
After wandering in the wilderness for 151 years 10 Apr 2001 22:56:07 GMT,
darr...@aol.com (DarrinT68) managed:
. . . race does matter !
-=[ snip snip here, snip snip there . . . post circumcised ]=-
=======\\=================
I believe, now that Slobodan Milosevic has been . . . a-hem * arrested *,
the world needs someone raking the fires of ancient hatred.
Keep up the excellent work, and may I suggest taking this to a global level.
Father Luke
Reminder: [%]
DarrinT68
>From: grm...@aol.comonasmuck (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
>Message-id: <20010410194901...@ng-cr1.aol.com>
>
>darrint68:
>
>>What a nebbish!eheheh>
Pupik!? Sorry, it doesn't sound Yiddish to me!ehe LOL!! Farshtaist!?eheh
Baldwiny
>>Therefore, he chose the cowardly act of
>>braun
>>over brains!!
>
> A-hem...
>
> It's spelled brawn, Jew-Boy.
Not if he's talking about his Lady Braun Hair Removal System:
http://www.braun.com/e/p/hr/hr.htm?/e/p/hr/uni_con.htm
Oh yeah ... I'm helping now.
Steve
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 6:09 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <NwLA6.31419$C51.8...@news1.rdc1.tn.home.com>
>
>
>"DarrinT68" <darr...@aol.com> wrote in message
>news:20010410160841...@ng-fa1.aol.com...
>> As Michael told Fredo in THE
>And as I recall Michael had Fredo killed after Fredo got double crossed by
>that Jew from Miami Simon Roth>
"That Jew" was played by none other than
sweet Jew, Lee Strasberg!! The same legendary Strasberg who founded the Actor's
Studio in NYC!! Responsible for molding some of the greatest method actors of
our time: James Dean, Brando, Monroe, Newman, etc, etc. Once again, Jews shall
forever be synonymous with greatness and creation!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>I know that Roman Polanski is a fellow Jew. Haven't seen the film in ages, so
>I
>could not comment! P.S. Keep up the splendid Nazi propaganda! LOL! DOH!eehe
Roman Polanski wasn't in Rosemary's baby.
Anyway, I was wrong about RB. And this is what I was thinking of with SDJ
http://www.google.com/search?q=sammy+davis+devil+worship
And this was the guy I was thinking of
http://us.imdb.com/Name?LaVey,+Anton
As for your Nazi propaganda jibe, I am not even going to dignify it with any
answer other than this.
Grant
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 8:07 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010410200716...@ng-fd1.aol.com>>
> The Steve of Gelder corrects DarrinT68:
Shabbes Goy, typos (mental or otherwise) do not count!heheeh Typically, when
one has nothing pertinent to add in their defense, they resort to nitpicking at
spelling and/or typos. As seen in the case of our resident GESTAPO!heeheheh
Another JEALOUS GENTILE who has been CAUGHT in my GOYDAR HEADLIGHTS!heheehehe
DarrinT68
>>>braun
>>>over brains!!
>>
>> A-hem...
>>
>> It's spelled brawn, Jew-Boy.
Goy toy, typos do not count!! DOH! Here's a vowel, now go buy a
clue!eheheheheee
Besides being an anti-Semite, you must be truly desperate and froggy, if that's
the best you could do!eheheheh Keep testing the waters and my sharp Jewish
cursor tongue shall devour you whole!ehehehe
Kim Harrison
My favorite Jew is Jesus. One of the greatest products of the Chosen People.
I also like Jackie Mason.
Kim Millwater-Harrison
Long Live the Motorboat!!
Kim Harrison
Hmmmmm.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Well, if it doesn't sound Yiddish to you then it obviously can't be Yiddish.
Grant
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>You forgot to put Usenet Troll.
Thanks John. Yup sucked in on that one, sorry. So this is my last post on the
thread.
If he calls me SS or Hitler or something again, I'm just going to TOS him.
Grant
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 8:35 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010410203530...@ng-fy1.aol.com>
Grant, are you threatening me!? The math is simple: Don't act like a yutz and
you then have no reason to be labeled as such!eheee If you can't take the heat,
get out of the kitchen! TOS works both ways! Place my account into jeopardy,
because of mere spite and not being able to match wits with me, and I too will
be forced to contact ab...@aol.com
DarrinT68
>From: grm...@aol.comonasmuck (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
>Message-id: <20010410202823...@ng-fy1.aol.com>
>
>>Pupik!? Sorry, it doesn't sound Yiddish to me!ehe LOL!! Farshtaist!?eheh
>
>Well, if it doesn't sound Yiddish to you then it obviously can't be Yiddish.>
Why then would you utter such a word!?eheheheh Remember, Yiddish is a mixture
of High German & Hebrew. Many Yiddish words have found its way into American
usage: shmuck (idiot, male genitalia), putz (idiot, male genitalia), nosh (eat,
snack), klutz (uncoordinated), kosher (clean, cool), mazel-tov! (congrats), oy
vay! (oh my God!), shlep (carry, burden), hoo-ha! (jubilation, Al Pacino's
famous expression in SCENT OF A WOMAN), meshuggener (crazy person), goy
(non-Jew, Gentile), shiksa (non-Jewish woman), cockamamy (b.s., phony), pish
(urinate), farbissiner (ugly, mean, character in AUSTIN POWERS 2) etc, etc,
etc.
See, Jews even influenced the English language!eheheh
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 8:24 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010410202435...@ng-cj1.aol.com>
My bubeleh, you have splendid taste!eheh
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 8:20 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010410202056...@ng-fy1.aol.com>
>
>Darrin;
>
>>I know that Roman Polanski is a fellow Jew. Haven't seen the film in ages,
>so>I>>could not comment! P.S. Keep up the splendid Nazi propaganda! LOL!
DOH!eehe>Roman Polanski wasn't in Rosemary's baby.
Yes, but he directed it!! And no, Mia Farrow did not convert when marrying
Woody Allen (Allen Konigsberg). Is that what you meant?eh You continue to
insist that you are not anti-Semitic, yet each one of your messages has a
sarcastic "air" of anti-Semitism to it.
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 6:56 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <KcMA6.1414$Ap5....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
>
>
>Tommy James <comedyi...@aol.comNOCRAP> wrote in message
>news:20010410172757...@ng-mk1.aol.com...
>> From: darr...@aol.com (DarrinT68) enlightened me:
>>
>> >>Choose any field and you will find that Jews have excelled in it!!
>>
>> Race car driver
>>
>>
>
>As a lifelong race car nut I must protest. Paul Newman was VERY successful.
He won the SCCA National Championship>>
You bet!! Sweet blue-eyed half-Jew NEWMAN!eheeh Not only a great actor and
driver, but also a great humanitarian!! Every penny from his food company,
NEWMAN'S OWN, goes to charity!!
Incidentally, a few more great Jewish pro racers that come to mind:
Ron Barzakay - Canadian Pro Stock Car Racer whose racing techniques have been
widely copied.
Kenny Bernstein - AUTO RACING He was the first fuel dragster driver to go over
300 mph in the quarter mile, and is still breaking records. Credited with
introducing computer technology to drag racing automobiles.
Francois Cevert - AUTO RACING Glamorous French racing car driver who won the US
Grand Prix in 1971. He was killed at Watkins Glen in the 1973 Grand Prix. Two
separate sources we have consulted say that he was Jewish and his original name
was Goldenberg (but he changed it because "things" would be "easier" in racing
if he changed it).
Rene Dreyfus - AUTO RACING Dreyfus was a great pre-World War II French race car
driver. He won over 30 major races, including the French driving championship
in 1938. He was a major hero in 1930s France. His career might have been even
better, but he could not race for Mercedes in the 1930s because Mercedes, of
course, is a German company and he was a Jew. Fortunately, the French Army sent
him to America in 1940 to race in the Indianapolis 500. Thus he avoided being
trapped in occupied France. He joined the American army when America entered
the war. After the war, he opened a famous French restaurant in New York that
become a gathering place for the international racing set.
Steve Krisiloff - AUTO RACING Top American auto racer, 1969-1983. He raced with
many teams and appeared in over 130 major races. His best year was 1978, when
he finished 7th overall in Indy Car races. Since his retirement he has served
as vice-president of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway and is now director of
operations for Patrick Racing, a major force in the sport. Nice bio on link.
Peter Revson - AUTO RACING American Formula One racer. Winner of the 1973
British and Canadian Grand Prix. He was runner-up at the 1971 Indianapolis 500.
Killed during a practice run in 1974. His uncle was Charles Revson, founder of
Revlon. Update: We are reliably informed that Revson's mother was not Jewish
and he did not consider himself a Jewish, by faith.
Mauri Rose - AUTO RACING The only Jewish driver to win the Indianapolis 500. He
was the American national race car championship driver in 1936. He won the Indy
500 in 1941, 1947, and 1948. Update: This is get depressing in a small group of
racers. Rose was widely reported to be Jewish and was, in fact, nominated for
entry into the Jewish athletes Hall of Fame in Israel. He refused, we are
informed, to either confirm of deny whether he was Jewish. We leave him up for
informational purposes because he appears in many articles and "lists" as
Jewish.
Jody Scheckter - AUTO RACING Formula One Racing Car Champion and one of the top
auto racers in the world in the '70's.
Sheila Van Damm - AUTO RACING An Englishwoman, she won the (women's) European
Driving Championship in 1954 and 1955.
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 6:58 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <ReMA6.1424$Ap5....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>
>
>A few football guys from the Tribe:
>Sid Luckman QB Chicago Bears
>more recently:
>John Frank - TE 49ers
>Harris Barton - T 49ers
>As for construction, Jews excelled in construction for about 400 years in
>Egypt. Didn't you see the Ten Commandments?
>Lee
Lee, you left out the late great, LYLE ALZADO (sephardic Jew). As for
construction!? We are the real estate moguls and landlords!! e.g. ABE
HIRSCHFELD in NYC is one of the richest real estate magnates in the world!
He's the same person who offered to pay PAULA JONES a million dollars, if she
would drop the lawsuit against then President BILL CLINTON.
Dan Kaufman
> Why? Howard is one of the most original and distincitve voices in the >history of comedy.
I knew I should have picked a less controversial example, but it was 3am and I was tired. So in Howard's place, insert
the name of some famous jew you find annoying - how about Pauly Shore?
I have friends who I respect who speak glowingly of Howard. I've only heard a little of his radio show and know him
mostly from his TV stuff, which from the little I've seen, seems pretty assinine.
I did like his movie though...
Dan Kaufman
> When looking at Jewish success, one must look at the
> entire picture, and not solely focus on the rare DAVID
> "Son Of Sam" BERKOWITZ instances. Typically, ARYAN
>HATE GROUPS engage in precisely what you are doing
Hate groups engage in what YOU are doing - categorizing people by ethnicity rather than individual merit.
I'm not denying that Jews have been a big part of human progress, I'm just saying that you trying to take credit for the
achievements of others because of an accident of birth is weak.
On the charge of self-hatred, let me quote Woody Allen (another Jew who's success you had absolutely nothing to do
with):
When accused of being a self-hating Jew he said, "I'm Jewish and I hate myself, but I don't see the connection."
(and if he's a troll, well that's karma for you...)
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 7:11 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <hqMA6.1463$Ap5....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>>news:20010410185607...@ng-fa1.aol.com...
>>
>Once you
>> factor in a thousand years of persecution and the Holocaust, then and only
>then
>> can you begin to understand why Jews (as a whole) are a wise and wonderful
>> people. Remember, economic jealousy + social antipathy = anti-Semitism. If
>Jews
>> were downtrodden, racists would have very little to work with. Jews are
>> primarily hated for their wealth & brilliance. That's precisely what
>fueled
>> HITLER's madness!! He knew the beauty of our people and could not compete
>with
>> their invaluable accomplishments. Therefore, he chose the cowardly act of
>braun
>> over brains!!
>
>OK...we'll let you play the Holocaust card, but you can't play the thousands
>of years of slavery card. We still are having some problems here in the
>States with that pasteboard. Now who's turn is it to "Go Fish"?
>Later,
>Dougie
Dougie, the Holocaust is still part of "recent history." Remember, if we
forget our history, we are then doomed to repeat it. Never again!! Never again
will 6 million lives be needlessly wasted!! And the millions of more lives that
comprised gypsies, homosexuals, mentally challenged and non-Aryans. While it's
true that not all victims were Jews, but all Jews were victims!!! Never before
was there a program to wipe out an entire people. In essence, you want the 6
million Jews to die in vain!? And the thousands of years leading up the
Holocaust, where Jews were expelled from every country that has ever existed!?
In spite of this, Jews continued to persevere. In the end, Jews are like the
energizer bunny: WE KEEP GOING AND GOING..AND GOING.. AND GOING...eheh
And as long as Jews continue to be successful, Aryan hate groups shall continue
hating us. Yes, a thousand years of hating the Jews and it still hasn't impeded
our brilliance!! Apparently, these skinhead nudniks are thickheaded!heheh
Dan Kaufman
> defense, they resort to nitpicking at spelling and/or typos.
Or charges of anti-Semitism.
dk
Stuart O. Bronstein
DarrinT68 wrote:
>grm...@aol.comonasmuck (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
>
> >If he calls me SS or Hitler or something again, I'm just going
> >to TOS him.>
>
> Grant, are you threatening me!? The math is simple: Don't act
> like a yutz and you then have no reason to be labeled as such!
> eheee If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen! TOS
> works both ways! Place my account into jeopardy, because of
> mere spite and not being able to match wits with me, and I
> too will be forced to contact ab...@aol.com
Listen, DarrinT68, if that is your real name, please get a sense of
humor or get out of here. Grant happens to be one of the best human
beings I've ever had the pleasure to know.
You, on the other hand, appear to be someone who is so insecure that
you have to pump yourself up by pointing to people who really have
talent and pretend to be one of them.
Stu
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 9:26 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <NoOA6.18398$rk4.1...@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>
Dave, I can only work with what I see before me!ehe When someone calls me a
"Jew Boy," what else am I to think!? So far, the overwhelming response to my
"on topic" post has been negative. If users are not jealous or anti-Semitic,
what else!? Politically correct!? Incidentally, were you aware that Mitzi Shore
of "The Comedy Store" is Jewish!? The mother of Pauly Shore, wife of Sammy
Shore! Point!? She's responsible for starting the careers of many of the "now
legendary" comedians. Both Jewish and Gentile!!!!! Without Mitzi, we wouldn't
have half of all comedians as we know it!! -D
DarrinT68
>From: "Dan Kaufman" com...@att.net
>Message-id: <j8OA6.18355$rk4.1...@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>
Further proof that those who "lambast" Stern, have never "truly" listened to
his show! Case in point: Linda Ronstadt (singer) had the chutzpah to attack
Robin Givens on the Tonight Show!! She said, "How do you work with such a vile
man?" Robin said, "Have you ever listened to the show?" Linda said, "NO!"
DOH!eheheh Dave, Stern has one of the sharpest comedic minds in entertainment!!
His comments, while tasteless, are usually right on the money!! And his fan
base is comprised of all walks of life!! From Blacks to Jews, cripples to blind
people. Therefore, it's very foolish for you or anyone to believe that Howie is
a racist!! Dave, turn on E! once in a while, or CBS!! Watch or listen to more
than one or two shows, before you come to such a conclusion!!
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/11/01 12:08 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010411000857...@ng-mg1.aol.com>
>
>>Subject: Re: Jewish Who's Who Of Comedy (Foreword & Afterword Included)
>>From: "Dan Kaufman" com...@att.net
>>Date: 4/10/01 9:08 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>>Message-id: <j8OA6.18355$rk4.1...@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>
>>
>>"Brad Slaight" <bisb...@aol.com> wrote
>>> Why? Howard is one of the most original and distincitve voices in the
>>>history of comedy.
>>
>>I knew I should have picked a less controversial example, but it was 3am and
>>I was tired. So in Howard's place, insert
>>the name of some famous jew you find annoying - how about Pauly Shore?
>>
>>I have friends who I respect who speak glowingly of Howard. I've only heard
>>a little of his radio show and know him
>>mostly from his TV stuff, which from the little I've seen, seems pretty
>>assinine.>I did like his movie though...>
Further proof that those who "lambast" Stern, have never "truly" listened to
his show! Case in point: Linda Ronstadt (singer) had the chutzpah to attack
Robin Quivers on the Tonight Show!! She said, "How do you work with such a
vile man?" Robin said, "Have you ever listened to the show?" Linda said, "NO!"
DOH!eheheh Dan, Stern has one of the sharpest comedic minds in entertainment!!
His comments, while tasteless, are usually right on the money!! And his fan
base is comprised of all walks of life!! From Blacks to Jews, cripples to blind
people.
Therefore, it's very foolish for you or anyone to believe that Howie is a
racist!! Dan, turn on E! once in a while, or CBS!! Watch or listen to more than
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/10/01 10:09 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <3AD3BCED...@pacbell.net>
Stu, I am not the one who threatens users over the slighest fart!!
Furthermore, yes, "Darrin" is the name that they gave me!heh
I was named after the first "Darrin" (Dick York) on the '60s sitcom,
"Bewitched." Mother was a huge fan of the show!!eh Not to be confused with the
second "Darrin" (Dick Sargent). ehe So which DICK do you prefer!?eheheheeh
Incidentally, 80% of people with my name spell it as "Darren."
Therefore, I am a special "Darrin." ehe In the future, pls. try and remain
neutral!!! You are clearly responding just for the sake of defending your
friend. A friend that appears to be too sensitive for the online world. If he
doesn't like my posts, he has the right to skip over them or killfile me. -D
Laphboy
All right then, I'll play your way...
Normally, I refuse the labels of race or religion; I consider myself merely
steve, how are you...?
But tonight, I reveal that I am, in fact, a Rejanct - that is, I am one who
worships Griaspy, the Queen Ant of the Sacred Hill that exists in my front
yard. Not counting the ants under her reign, I am the *only* human who
actively practices Rejanctism.
Rejancts represent less than one percent of one percent of one percent of
one-half of one percent of the earth's population, yet 100% OF THEM are
involved in show business!!!
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of Rejancts have appeared on Jeopardy, proving they are
among the intellectual elite!!!
EVERY Rejanct alive has shot another (non-Rejanct) human being, every
Rejanct has met Jimmy Stewart, every Rejanct has proven the race's virility by
sleeping with models and strippers, every Rejanct has been married only once,
happily and successfully!!! Rejancts are the best!!!
ALL Rejancts have held honorary political office without a hint of scandal,
have driven through cornfields while drunk, and have all of their original
fingers and toes, as far as you know!!! Rejancts rock!!!!
Rejancts do not yet have a traditional feast or time of Passover, but we are
considering the annual Dinner of Rejancts, where we all chip in and order
whatever the Rejanct population would like on a pizza - and there would never
be any infighting, because Rejancts don't suffer from the same problem as you
lesser Jew-types - there are NO self-loathing Rejancts!!! Yay, Rejancts!!!
Rejancts are tolerant, loving and kind - they refer to themselves in the
third person group form, even when singular, and they have many Jewish friends
who admire the Rejancts, and are perhaps even jealous enough of the Rejancts to
attempt genocide. That is the one weakness of the Rejancts - they are always a
heartbeat away from extinction. That's why we rarely post about the great
things Rejancts have done - we fear reprisal from the jealous religions that
can't measure up to Rejanctism!
So, as you can see, we Rejancts have a rich, full history as well, populated
by nothing but the best people, even better than your religion. You'll notice
that your religion has accepted many, many converts. We Rejancts believe that
only one of us was chosen to worship the benevolent Queen Ant Griaspy, and we
will allow no half-breeds or converts to enter the Hill and spoil the blood
line.
And, what kind of Jewish name is Darrin, anyway? Who begat a Darrin in the
Old Testament...?
Love and kisses, Bubbie...
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/11/01 12:22 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010411002245...@ng-fu1.aol.com>
While you appear to have an imaginative mind, what planet are your people
from!?ehehehe LOL! OY VAY IZ MIR!eheh As for my first name!? It's
Goyish-Gaelic!!ehe Just as long as Jews do not name after the living,
everything should be Kosher!ehehee
sean_...@email.com
>
>
> All right then, I'll play your way...
>
> Normally, I refuse the labels of race or religion; I consider myself merely
>steve, how are you...?
>
> But tonight, I reveal that I am, in fact, a Rejanct - that is, I am one who
>worships Griaspy, the Queen Ant of the Sacred Hill that exists in my front
>yard. Not counting the ants under her reign, I am the *only* human who
>actively practices Rejanctism.
>
Best, & all that!
Séan Carney
"Action without study is fatal.Study without action is futile."
-Mary Beard
Laphboy
>While you appear to have an imaginative mind, what planet are your people
>from!?ehehehe LOL! OY VAY IZ MIR!eheh As for my first name!? It's
>Goyish-Gaelic!!ehe Just as long as Jews do not name after the living,
>everything should be Kosher!ehehee
Oh, don't even get me started on the planet story...
By the way, for what it's worth, I didn't mean anything serious with the
"Jew-Boy" comment. It's a comedy newsgroup, and I thought you had made it
pretty obvious you were pro-Semitic, and I knew the regulars would realize how
out of character it was for me to refer to someone in a derogatory way, and
hoped they might get a laugh at your expense. Sorry - hope it didn't genuinely
offend you.
Speaking of expense, how much would you tip on a bill of $17.00 for
cheeseburgers and fries at the Hard Rock Cafe...? Careful, it's a trick
question...
Get it wrong, and you wash dishes for the week - both sets!
steve gelder
http://www.stevegelder.com
Questions about comedy? Check the FAQ first!
http://members.aol.com/comedyfaq/faq.html
Tommy James
>>
>> Race car driver
>>
>>
>
>As a lifelong race car nut I must protest. Paul Newman was VERY successful.
driving a Nissan, winning something like 9 out of 13 races. He has been a car
owner in the CART series with Michael Andretti his No.1 driver the past few
years;
{snipped the rest}
OK Dougie, that's one Jew. The original post asked for "Jews" - plural
And honestly, I don't care to debate this troll. I am done reading his
assinine posts and tend to agree with Kaufman on this one. Judge people on
their merits, not what faith they practice. I only listed my eleven
professions because In knew the kid would immediately say they were beneath him
and other Jews. I left the bait and he took it. He's Jewish, Good for him.
Congratulations. Now get on with your life.
Tommy James
http://www.tommyjamescomedy.com
Doug Doane
Tommy James <comedyi...@aol.comNOCRAP> wrote in message
He is getting rather annoying isn't he? As one who lives with Jews (that's
my native american name), can I continue to cheer them on?
Later,
Dougie
Str8jkit
J.D.
Betharini
> In the end, Jews are like the
>energizer bunny: WE KEEP GOING AND GOING..AND GOING.. AND GOING...
Darrin. Eat my latkes.
Beth Davidoff
Tim Mitchell
>
> Hey DarrinT68!
>
> Are you Jewish?
>
> Grant
Damn, Grant. I was hoping you'd call back to your post in another
thread.
"Add your name to the bottom of this list, and in two weeks you'll
receive 10,000 Jews."
--
Tim Mitchell
Rich
<darr...@aol.com> wrote:
> I was named after the first "Darrin" (Dick York) on the '60s sitcom,
> "Bewitched."
Remember, economic jealousy + social antipathy = anti-Semitism. If Jews
were downtrodden, racists would have very little to work with. Jews are
primarily hated for their wealth & brilliance.
Derwood, the Palestinians are semites and mostly they hate jews. Does
that make them anti-semetic? Do they hate because of jealousy? I doubt
it. I think they hate because jews have taken their land (also
Jeruselum is the third most important religious city for muslims),
compromised their rights and murdered their people. One thing I'll say
is that they sure learned a lot from nazi Germany about keeping another
people down.
Rich
Stuart O. Bronstein
Doug Doane wrote:
>
> He is getting rather annoying isn't he? As one who lives with Jews
> (that's my native american name), can I continue to cheer them on?
Thanks, Doug. Some of my best friends are you people, too.%
Stu
Reidman
situations? Right, religion and politics! Very good! And do you know why?
Because this is what happens.
r
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/11/01 5:42 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010411054223...@ng-bj1.aol.com>
>
>DarrinT68 wrote:>
Bubeleh, I would love to!eheh I bet it tastes stinkin' delish!ehe Just as
delicious as potato kugle!ehe You can KEGEL while I KUGEL!heheh LOL! Now you
must return the favor by eating my Kosher salami. ehe
Incidentally, I COME with my own CONDIMENTS!eheh
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/11/01 1:25 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010411012513...@ng-df1.aol.com>
>
>>> >>Choose any field and you will find that Jews have excelled in it!!
>>>
>>> Race car driver
>>>
>>As a lifelong race car nut I must protest. Paul Newman was VERY successful.
>He won the SCCA National Championship at the past his prime racing age of
60>driving a Nissan, winning something like 9 out of 13 races. He has been a
car>owner in the CART series with Michael Andretti his No.1 driver the past
few>years; >
>{snipped the rest}>
>OK Dougie, that's one Jew. The original post asked for "Jews" - plural
>I only listed my eleven professions becaise In knew the kid>>
Tommy boy, if anyone is acting like a "kid" it is you!! Once again, when users
are touchy or incapable of impugning "facts," they resort to childish name
calling and the nitpicking of spelling! Bottom line: You claimed that there
were no Jewish race car drivers and we both proved you wrong!!
In addition to the great NEWMAN, I listed a slew of Jewish race car drivers,
Tommy!!! Open your damn eyes!! In the end, it's always the ONE jew who
continues to become synonymous with his or her desired profession!! From
EINSTEIN to FREUD, HOUDINI to LOUIS B. MAYER, and on and on!! Remember, what
good is number if it cannot be applied!? Jews are so few in number, yet so
great in ability!
Just keep repeating the following until it sinks into that meshuggener brain of
yours:
*Jews comprise 1/4 of 1% of the world's population
*Of the 663 Nobel prizes from 1901-1995, 140 have been won by Jews
* Over 80% of Jews comprise the white collar strata of employment
* Over 40% of Harvard's student body and teacher faculty is comprised of Jews
* Albert Einstein is considered to be the greatest mind of the 20th century
* Jews gave the world Hollywood, Kosher, Circumcision, E=Mc2, Polio Vaccine and
a million more invaluable creations to world history and culture
* Judaism is still one of the most popular religions. A religion that gave way
to Christianity and gave the Goyim their Sabbath.
* Choose any field (as I have proven to you) and you will find that Jews have
excelled in it. All in spite of a thousand years of persecution, small
population numbers, and the Holocaust. Now accept it and move on, Tommy!!
DarrinT68
>Message-id: <3AD47B54...@pacbell.net>
Stu, do you always dwell in cliches!? LOL! "Some of my best friends are Jewish"
ehe What else will you have us believe!!?ehh "African-Americans that I have
met while yachting!?" eheheh "The check is in the mail?" eeheheh DOH!
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/11/01 12:53 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010411005308...@ng-fu1.aol.com>
>
>darr...@aol.com (DarrinT68) writes:
>
>>While you appear to have an imaginative mind, what planet are your people
>>from!?ehehehe LOL! OY VAY IZ MIR!eheh As for my first name!? It's
>>Goyish-Gaelic!!ehe Just as long as Jews do not name after the living,
>>everything should be Kosher!ehehee
>
>
> Oh, don't even get me started on the planet story...
>
> By the way, for what it's worth, I didn't mean anything serious with the
>"Jew-Boy" comment. It's a comedy newsgroup, and I thought you had made it
>pretty obvious you were pro-Semitic, and I knew the regulars would realize
>how
>out of character it was for me to refer to someone in a derogatory way, and
>hoped they might get a laugh at your expense. Sorry - hope it didn't
>genuinely
>offend you.
>
> Speaking of expense, how much would you tip on a bill of $17.00 for
>cheeseburgers and fries at the Hard Rock Cafe...? Careful, it's a trick
>question...
>
> Get it wrong, and you wash dishes for the week - both sets!
Steve, as long as there was no ill intent, I shall welcome you with open
arms!eh BTW, I believe you have your races confused. Blacks are known for being
bad tippers!! Why else do you see profiles about such on magazine shows!?eh
Contrary to the stereotype, Jews are not CHOZZERS!eheh
We have always been generous. From equality for all to charitable donations,
Jews have always been the first to lend a helping hand!!
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/11/01 3:10 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010411151054...@ng-cc1.aol.com>
Not when it pertains to Comedy!! Remember, JEWS and COMEY are SYNONYMOUS! Can
you imagine what the film world would be without THE MARX BROTHERS, MILTON
BERLE, WOODY ALLEN and THE 3 STOOGES!? That's just four legendary names of the
many!! From Hollywood to TV, Jews started the whole shabang!eheh Therefore,
JEWS are pertinent to every discussion that centers around entertainment!!
Betharini
>Incidentally, I COME with my own CONDIMENTS!eheh
>
Sauer Kraut?
Beth
Laphboy
>In addition to the great NEWMAN, I listed a slew of Jewish race car drivers,
>Tommy!!! Open your damn eyes!!
Hey, Durwood!
Isn't this a line from the rock opera "Tommy"...?
Is Pete Townshend a Jew? 'Cause if Newman from Seinfeld is a Jew, maybe
Pete is, too...
Laphboy
>> Speaking of expense, how much would you tip on a bill of $17.00 for
>>cheeseburgers and fries at the Hard Rock Cafe...? Careful, it's a trick
>>question...
>>
>> Get it wrong, and you wash dishes for the week - both sets!
>
>Steve, as long as there was no ill intent, I shall welcome you with open
>arms!eh BTW, I believe you have your races confused. Blacks are known for
>being
>bad tippers!! Why else do you see profiles about such on magazine shows!?eh
>
>Contrary to the stereotype, Jews are not CHOZZERS!eheh
>We have always been generous. From equality for all to charitable donations,
>Jews have always been the first to lend a helping hand!!
Bzzt! Wrong!
The correct answer is, "Steve, as a conscientious practicing Jew, I couldn't
possibly think of having a cheeseburger...but as to tipping, it depends on the
quality of the service!"
I did say it was a trick question...
Thanks for playing, Dennis!
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/11/01 4:49 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010411164913...@ng-mm1.aol.com>
>
>>Subject: Re: Jewish Who's Who Of Comedy (Foreword & Afterword Included)
>>From: rei...@aol.com (Reidman)
>>Date: 4/11/01 3:10 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>>Message-id: <20010411151054...@ng-cc1.aol.com>
>>
>>Now, boys and girls, what are the two topics we're supposed to avoid in
>>social
>>situations? Right, religion and politics! Very good! And do you know why?
>>Because this is what happens.
>
>Not when it pertains to Comedy!! Remember, JEWS and COMEY
Typo: Comedy
Just in case "Steve" has any ideas!ehehe
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/11/01 5:20 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010411172051...@ng-fu1.aol.com>
>
>darr...@aol.com (DarrinT68) writes:
>
>>> Speaking of expense, how much would you tip on a bill of $17.00 for
>>>cheeseburgers and fries at the Hard Rock Cafe...? Careful, it's a trick
>>>question...
>>>
>>> Get it wrong, and you wash dishes for the week - both sets!
>>
>>Steve, as long as there was no ill intent, I shall welcome you with open
>>arms!eh BTW, I believe you have your races confused. Blacks are known for
>>being
>>bad tippers!! Why else do you see profiles about such on magazine shows!?eh
>>
>>Contrary to the stereotype, Jews are not CHOZZERS!eheh
>>We have always been generous. From equality for all to charitable donations,
>>Jews have always been the first to lend a helping hand!!
>
>
> Bzzt! Wrong!
>
> The correct answer is, "Steve, as a conscientious practicing Jew, I
depends on>the>quality of the service!"
> I did say it was a trick question...
> Thanks for playing, Dennis!>
Steve, I am a secular Jew!! I am not religious, although I do try to keep
PASSOVER!! I value spirituality above all else!! However, never would I have
the chutzpah to mix meat with milk!!ehehe Cheeseburger (or cheeseboiger, as in
the SNL skit!heh) is probably the closest I get to milk and meat!!!eheee
Remember, my taste buds alone tell me that a glass of milk has no business
being consumed with steak or any meat!!eheh It's not only heathenistic, but
very unhealthy!! Which brings to mind the following exchange between TRAVOLTA &
SAMUEL L. JACKSON in PULP FICTION. Enjoy: ehe
PULP FICTION
"PERSONALITY GOES A LONG WAY"
(also appears on the soundtrack)
John Travolta: "Want some bacon!?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "No man, I don't eat pork?"
Travolta: "Are you Jewish?"
Jackson: "Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all!
Travolta: "Why not?"
Jackson: "Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals."
Travolta: "Yeah, but bacon taste good, pork chops taste good."
Jackson: "Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I would never know,
because I'd never eat the filthy mother f*ckers." Pigs sleep and root in sh*t.
That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to
disregard its own feces."
Travolta: "How 'bout a dog? A dog eats his own feces." Jackson: "I don't eat
dog either."
Travolta: "Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jackson: "I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it definitely
dirty. But a dog's got personality. A personality goes a long way."
Travolta: "Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he'd
cease to be a filthy animal."
Jackson: "Well, we'd have to be talkin' 'bout a charming mother f*cking pig. I
mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that arnold on green acres,
know what I'm sayin'?"
Travolta & Jackson: LAUGHTER.....ehehe
bahahahaa
DarrinT68
>From: lap...@aol.comity (Laphboy)
>Message-id: <20010411171612...@ng-fu1.aol.com>
>
>darr...@aol.com (DarrinT68) writes:
>
>>In addition to the great NEWMAN, I listed a slew of Jewish race car drivers,
>>Tommy!!! Open your damn eyes!!>
>Hey, Durwood!>
> Isn't this a line from the rock opera "Tommy"...? > Is Pete Townshend a
Jew? 'Cause if Newman from Seinfeld is a Jew, maybe >Pete is, too...
Steve, why settle for Pete, when we have the great Jewish BOB DYLAN!?ehe Born:
Robert Allen Zimmerman!!! I love THE WHO, but PETE shall never reach the same
pop-poet icon status as BOBBY!eheheh P.S. Our TOMMY needs a shot of "REALITY"
from THE ACID QUEEN!ehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
"How to learn how to accept "reality" and live with it." eheheheee
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/11/01 5:01 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010411170120...@ng-ba1.aol.com>
>Sauer Kraut?
>Beth >
Beth, you would RELISH the thought, eh!?eheheehehhehehe LOL!
Stuart O. Bronstein
Every time someone talks about religion or politics, DarrinT68 shows
up? I can't think of a better reason for avoiding those topics, then.
Stu
DarrinT68
>Message-id: <3AD4D0DB...@pacbell.net>
Every time!? LOL! I post one message on the invaluable contributions that Jews
have provided to comedy, and I am already being called a zealot!?eheheh Stu,
did you forget to take your PROZAC again?eheheh
CatheB, Surprisingly enough
>
Case in point: Linda Ronstadt (singer) had the chutzpah to attack
> Robin Givens on the Tonight Show!! She said, "How do you work with such a vile
> man?" Robin said, "Have you ever listened to the show?" Linda said, "NO!"
uhm big fan? it's quivers
catheb.com
Who? only a Yogurt!
JSlotek
>>>eheheh <<<
Am I reading this right? It sounds like he's hacking Walter Brennan.
Jim Slotek
Laphboy
I think he's laughing from right to left (it's often "!eheheh", with the
exclamation point)...
See, it proves he's really Jewish - or ordering from a Chinese menu...
...which could prove he's really Jewish!
(I got all my details about racial nuances watching 70s sitcoms like "The
Odd Couple", "Barney Miller" and "Good Times"...Norman Lear was like a father
to me...)
Steve Silberberg
>Yes, I am a YID!eh I belong to "The Few, The Proud, The Chosen!" How may I be
>of service to you?eheh
Does Dr. Bronner write your posts?
----------------
Steve Silberberg
mailto:ste...@onramp.net
Visit the Air Sickness Bag Museum
http://www.airsicknessbags.com/
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when
they do it from religious conviction." -- Pascal
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/11/01 11:31 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <3AD52296...@home.com>
>
>DarrinT68 wrote:
>>
> Case in point: Linda Ronstadt (singer) had the chutzpah to attack
>> Robin Givens on the Tonight Show!! She said, "How do you work with such a
>vile
>> man?" Robin said, "Have you ever listened to the show?" Linda said, "NO!"
>uhm big fan? it's quivers>
If you read my follow-up (deleted the original message and posted a new one), I
corrected my mental flub!! Believe it or not, frequent guest, "Paul McKenna,"
(hypnotist) recently made the same mistake!ehe Big fan!? 245 VHS tapes of E!
Stern qualify me as a BIG FAN!? Ya think? eh DOH!ehehehe
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/12/01 12:09 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <20010412000958...@ng-fy1.aol.com>
>
>Darrin T68 keeps writing
>
>>>>eheheh <<<
>
>Am I reading this right? It sounds like he's hacking Walter Brennan.
>
Jim, here's a "muahahuahahaahh" in your general direction!heh I save those for
special occasions!heh Nah, more to the likings of BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD!heh I've
been "heheheh-ing" and "hahahaahh-ing" long before Mike Judge came onto the
scene! In fact, he owes me royalties!!eh To quote the live version of "Stairway
to Heaven" by Led Zep, "Has anybody heard of laughter?" ehe Lighten up and
don't have a cow, ok?ehee
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/11/01 11:31 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <3AD52296...@home.com>
>
>>
> Case in point: Linda Ronstadt (singer) had the chutzpah to attack
>> Robin Givens on the Tonight Show!! She said, "How do you work with such a
>vile
>> man?" Robin said, "Have you ever listened to the show?" Linda said, "NO!"
>
>
>
>uhm big fan? it's quivers
>Subject: Re: Jewish Who's Who Of Comedy (Foreword & Afterword Included)
>From: "CatheB, Surprisingly enough" thec...@home.com
>Date: 4/11/01 11:31 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <3AD52296...@home.com>
>
>DarrinT68 wrote:
>>
> Case in point: Linda Ronstadt (singer) had the chutzpah to attack
>> Robin Givens on the Tonight Show!! She said, "How do you work with such a
>vile>> man?" Robin said, "Have you ever listened to the show?" Linda said,
"NO!"
>uhm big fan? it's quivers
Furthermore, if you were half the fan that I am, and had any common sense in
that head of yours, you would have realized the following: ROBIN GIVENS is a
black actress (who has appeared on Howie's show numerous times). She's the same
actress who was once married to MIKE TYSON. The same actress who appeared on
the '80s sitcom HEAD OF THE CLASS. The same actress who replaced MOTHER LOVE as
talk show host on "FORGIVE & FORGET." Now sound out the words "GIVENS" &
QUIVERS" and tell me why so many guests have made the same mental flub!! DOH!
Dan Kaufman
Re: DarrinT68
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2001 by DarrinT68 -
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Tim Mitchell
Thanks for sharing your comedy with us. Great set.
There's the light.
--
Tim Mitchell
Doug Doane
Dan Kaufman <com...@att.net> wrote in message
news:EAcB6.18763$IJ1.1...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> page one of a google search on Darrint68:
>
(snipped)
Hey, Jews Control...er, I mean Jews Can Troll.
Later,
Dougie
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/12/01 10:50 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <3AD5C16A...@graphicacts.com>
>
>Darrin,
>Thanks for sharing your comedy with us. Great set.
>There's the light.
>--
Tim, did I make you PISH in your pants!?ehehe If so, my job has been done!eheh
Remember, nobody does "the funny" better than the Jews!heheeheheh
DarrinT68
>Date: 4/12/01 3:13 AM Eastern Daylight Time
>Message-id: <EAcB6.18763$IJ1.1...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>
Dan, are we having fun yet!? ehehe You're not too obsessed with me, eh!?eheh
Firstly, you really should learn how to cut and paste!ehe FYI: I did not utter
the "Yuckky..." response. That was uttered by an anti-circ neo-nazi
nudnik!!eheh Secondly, what is your point!? Are you insinuating that because
"10 or so imbecilic individuals carry on in the same fashion," I in turn become
the bad person!? LOL! Watching sensitive cyber wacko users agree with one
another is almost as fun as watching the handicapped!heheh
In the end, each one of those shlubs was rightfully put in their places! P.S.
Thanks for the exposure!heh As you know, every COMEDIAN thrives on
it!eheheheheh
Doug Doane
Stuart O. Bronstein <sab...@pacbell.net> wrote in message
news:3AD47B54...@pacbell.net...
>
>
> Doug Doane wrote:
> >
> > He is getting rather annoying isn't he? As one who lives with Jews
> > (that's my native american name), can I continue to cheer them on?
>
> Thanks, Doug. Some of my best friends are you people, too.%
>
> Stu
>
Is that (%) your smiley face? If so, you definitely have that Jewish nose.
Later,
Dougie
Stuart O. Bronstein
Doug Doane wrote:
> Stuart O. Bronstein <sab...@pacbell.net> wrote in message
> > Doug Doane wrote:
> > >
> > > He is getting rather annoying isn't he? As one who lives with Jews
> > > (that's my native american name), can I continue to cheer them on?
> >
> > Thanks, Doug. Some of my best friends are you people, too.%
>
> Is that (%) your smiley face? If so, you definitely have that Jewish nose.
After the war/battle/whatever in Quait, I got more than one phone call
from people who saw the news spots and said I looked just like the oil
minister of Quait.
Unfortunately, they didn't need one for Legends of Comedy.
Stu