Re: Winners! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2012

[Colonel Jake]

On 11/14/2012 12:28 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler wrote:
> Welcome to the alt.usenet.kooks Usenet Kook Awards for October 2012.
> Colonel Jake has again kindly consented to provide the music for the
> processional.
>
> Battle Without Honor, or Humanity March:
> http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/
>
>
> Kook of the Month
> The winner is...HEINRICH TEH HEINEY!
>
> 14 votes...Yes
> 00 votes...No
>
> Congratulations, Heiney! It's unanimous! Can you goosestep while
> giving your acceptance speech?
>
> Looney Maroon Award
> The winner is...HEINRICH TEH HEINEY!
>
> 13 votes...Yes
> 00 votes...No
>
> Congratulations once again, Heiney! Let's hear a Sieg Heil from you
> and the Albanian War Criminal! Here's an inspirational film for you:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl-p4VW3oiU
>
> Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker
> (Derbyshire is not posting to Usenet)
>
> The winner is...[TARD] OKIE AKA PHAKE PHOENIX!
>
> 12 votes...Yes
> 00 votes...No
>
> Congratulations, [Tard] Okie! Another unanimous decision! You
> swallowed the hook, threw yourself into the boat, and gutted yourself!
> Two months in a row, FFS!
>
> Palmjob Paddle
>
> The winner is...PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!
>
> 12 votes...Yes
> 00 votes...No
>
> Congratulations, Paul...erm, Kensi...erm, NadegdaAndyTwisted, etc!
> FFS, will you ever stop spanking yourselves? (rhetorical question)
>
>
> Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart
>
> The winner is...PAUL G. "TWO-SOCKS" DERBYSHIRE!
>
> 12 votes...Yes
> 00 votes...No
>
> Well, Paul, what can I say? You are the Usenet equivalent of the
> Energizer Bunny, winning and winning and winning...
>
> Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
>
> The winner is...BOB MILBY AND HIS SOCK ARMY!
>
> 12 votes...Yes
> 00 votes...No
>
> Congratulations, Bob! You and Paul are obviously honors graduates of
> Earl Curley University.
>
> Eighteen ballots were received, 15 ballots were *cough* *cough*
> deemed
> valid. Many thanks to all who took the time to participate. Until
> next time...
>
> Colonel Jake, if you will have The Velvet Knights fire up the bagpipes
> for the recessional?
>
> http://www.coloneljake.com/BAM1BAM/VKeverything/
>

"'FoR-FuCK-SaKES!!!.' ..."

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Colonel Jake

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> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/11/november-2012-nominations.html
>
> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html
>
> http://fnvw.databasix.com (awards descriptions and more)
>
> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/afa-b-awards-in-exile.html