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Top 10 things Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson had in common:

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Ollie_Northie

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Jun 28, 2009, 9:06:14 AM6/28/09
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#10: They were both black, robbed liquor stores, and could sing &
dance like African slaves.

#9

#8

#7

#6

#5

#4

#3

#2

#1

Pensandpad

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Jun 28, 2009, 4:54:25 PM6/28/09
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On Jun 28, 6:06 am, Ollie_Northie <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote:
> #10: They were both black, robbed liquor stores, and could sing &
> dance like African slaves.
>
> #9 They were both white women.

Bob

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Jun 29, 2009, 3:11:20 AM6/29/09
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Hear about the burgers Mcdonalds is making in honor oh Jscko?


50 year old burgers in 10 year old buns.

Speaking of Mcdonalds,heard eariler that the official cause of death was
food poisoning. One to many 10 year old hot dogs.

--

-Bob

Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of
thought.
-John F. Kennedy

Tommy Joe

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Jun 29, 2009, 3:31:54 AM6/29/09
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bob wrote:
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>
> 50 year old burgers in 10 year old buns.


> Speaking of Mcdonalds,heard eariler that the official cause of death was

> food poisoning. One too many 10 year old hot dogs.


You don't have to be gay to love a 10 year old hot dog. Once it
grows hair, if you're still into it, then you're gay for sure. Who
wouldn't suck a 10 year old hardon, especially if it belonged to a
female?

Tommy Joe (Suck my dick, punk - and I'll let you fuck my wife)


Tommy Joe

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Jun 29, 2009, 3:32:21 AM6/29/09
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bob wrote:
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> 50 year old burgers in 10 year old buns.


> Speaking of Mcdonalds,heard eariler that the official cause of death was

bozo

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Jun 29, 2009, 8:43:33 AM6/29/09
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Sounds like you've been staring too long at those old pictures of
Mazda auditioning skinny 10-year old white boys who can stare naked
into the camera sideways with a 9-inch boner and whisper "Zoom-Zoom"
like a retard.

-BdN-

OllieN...@aol.com

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Jun 29, 2009, 10:07:03 AM6/29/09
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What happened to his pet monkey?

Anabel C

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Jun 29, 2009, 11:59:05 AM6/29/09
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On Jun 28, 6:06 am, Ollie_Northie <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote:
> #10: They were both black, robbed liquor stores, and could sing &
> dance like African slaves.

>#9
(snip)

>#1

Was this meant to be funny?

Anyway, if this is a filling in the blank exercise, I'll go for a
couple of them

> #9 They died on the same day

> #8 They were famous people

> #7 The were in movies

> #6 They were human beings

> #5 They breathed

> #4 They were Earthians

> #3 They used the bathroom (I guess)

> #2 They were in the news since the seventies and still are

> #1 They will be remembered together because of the fact that they died on the same day.

#10 (new try) We were expecting her to die and Michael's death wasn't
really that surprising.

Ana

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bozo

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Jun 29, 2009, 2:26:08 PM6/29/09
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On Jun 29, 10:59 am, Anabel C <septembri...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jun 28, 6:06 am, Ollie_Northie <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote:
>
> > #10: They were both black, robbed liquor stores, and could sing &
> > dance like African slaves.
> >

If you liked Farrah Fawcett and Jacko, you'll love this one:

Top 10 things Elvis Presley & Michael Jackson had in common:
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#10: They were both white, robbed liquor stores, and could sing &
dance like African slaves.

#9

#8

#7

#6

#5

#4

#3

#2

#1


-BdN-


Bob

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Jun 29, 2009, 2:58:26 PM6/29/09
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Never said he was gay.
You and your tranny's! :)

Tommy Joe

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Jun 30, 2009, 4:56:50 AM6/30/09
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bozo wrote:
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>
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> Sounds like you've been staring too long at those old pictures of
> Mazda auditioning skinny 10-year old white boys who can stare naked
> into the camera sideways with a 9-inch boner and whisper "Zoom-Zoom"
> like a retard.

9 inch boner - LOL. Why that exact length? A good visual would
be a close-up of a flaccid dick growing steadily stiffer with the
lad's offscreen voice repeatedly urging, "zoom zoom", throughout.

Tommy Joe

Tommy Joe

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Jun 30, 2009, 5:07:49 AM6/30/09
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Bob wrote:
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>
>
> Never said he was gay.
> You and your tranny's! :)

Back in the 90s when I worked as a male prostitute in Hollywood I
had the good fortune of sucking Michael Jackson's dick at his
mansion. Not many know it, but he had his dick and balls surgically
altered to look like those of a 10 year old kid. He underwent scores
of hair-removal procedures. From a few feet away, sure enough, if you
didn't look at his body or face, it really did look like the dick of a
10 year old kid. But when you get closer there's this weird smell
that can only belong to people over 40. It was weird, sucking on a 10
year old looking dick and smelling 40 years of life oozing out his
pores.

lab~rat >:-)

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Jun 30, 2009, 9:44:54 AM6/30/09
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On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 07:07:03 -0700 (PDT), OllieN...@aol.com puked:

>On Jun 29, 8:43ÔøΩam, bozo <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote:


>> On Jun 29, 2:32ÔøΩam, Tommy Joe <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>>
>> > bob wrote:
>>
>> > > 50 year old burgers in 10 year old buns.
>> > > Speaking of Mcdonalds,heard eariler that the official cause of death was
>> > > food poisoning. One too many 10 year old hot dogs.
>>

>> > ÔøΩ ÔøΩ ÔøΩ You don't have to be gay to love a 10 year old hot dog. ÔøΩOnce it


>> > grows hair, if you're still

>> > into it, then you're gay for sure. ÔøΩWho wouldn't suck a 10 year old


>> > hardon, especially if it
>> > belonged to a female?
>>

>> > Tommy Joe ÔøΩ(Suck my dick, punk - and I'll let you fuck my wife)


>>
>> Sounds like you've been staring too long at those old pictures of
>> Mazda auditioning skinny 10-year old white boys who can stare naked
>> into the camera sideways with a 9-inch boner and whisper "Zoom-Zoom"
>> like a retard.
>>
>> -BdN-
>
>What happened to his pet monkey?

They killed it after it ripped his face off...
--
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?

bozo

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Jul 1, 2009, 10:00:36 AM7/1/09
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Entertaining Tommy with 9 & 10's or 10 & 9's?

i.e. Does he prefer "10-year olds with 9-inch boners" or "9-year olds
with tens"

-BdN-


Tommy Joe

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Jul 2, 2009, 6:36:19 AM7/2/09
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bozo wrote:
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>
> Entertaining Tommy with 9 & 10's or 10 & 9's?
>
> i.e. Does he prefer "10-year olds with 9-inch boners" or "9-year olds
> with tens"

Who is not attracted to budding youth? The most non-gay
motherfucker on earth would suck the full-grown dick of a ten year old
if he could get away with it. I'm not going to say why he'd do it.
Any number of reasons. Curiosity. Homo lust. Let's pretend women
have dicks for just a moment. Whatever. If you had the chance to
suck a fullgrown 10 year old cock with no harmful repurcusions
possible, you'd do it, right Bozo? I might do it. But then I'd let a
10 year old female bounce on my lap for hours on end too, with nary a
malicious thought in my head. Why are we picked on, Bozo? Why are
we, the fondlers, so evily chastised and harrassed, when all we want
is love and affection, for the motha fucking love of God in heaven.

Tommy Joe

bozo

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Jul 2, 2009, 7:23:05 AM7/2/09
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Stop it right now Tommy. You're shameless suggestive pedophilia is
going to make Ciccio moonwalk himself in to the FBI.

-BdN-

bozo

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Jul 9, 2009, 8:45:55 PM7/9/09
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On Jun 29, 10:59 am, Anabel C <septembri...@gmail.com> wrote:

Anna ... Anna Bo Banna ... I got to tell ya' something .... nothing
you haven't heard before ... but like a few other visitors here ...
you're a tad retarded. Not retarded like the colonel is ... who's
basically pretty clever but retarded in the social graces and in not
knowing just how annoying his style is and compulsions are ... but you
on-the-other-hand, Anna, are a bit retarded ... in .... in ... in ...
how do I say this delicately ... in not knowing how retarded you are.

-BdN-

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