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bozo

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Nov 10, 2009, 8:50:14 AM11/10/09
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What if the show "Lie to Me" was based on bowel habits instead of
micro expressions?

In case you haven't seen it yet, "Lie to Me" is based on a real-life
psychologist who can read the clues and "micro" expressions embedded
in the human face, body, and voice to expose the telling of truth and
lies in a criminal investigation.

What if the cast of "Lie to Me" had to be able to decipher the grunts,
groans and bowel habits of a suspect instead of just facial
expressions? What if the lead, cast, set, and drama surrounding the
show was based on the properties of #1 and #2 instead of just those
sanitary facial expressions?

For starters, I betcha those pretty side kicks of the lead
investigator would disappear real fast and that fancy interview and
observation room would look a lot more like a toilet too.

But for some reason something tells me DR. CAL LIGHTMAN (Tim Roth)
would be still be hanging around and devoted as ever, digging into the
nitty gritty knowledgebase of "The Lightman Group" and saying to
clients at the end of each episode with a shit eating grin, "I'm gonna
have to bring in some experts from North Hollywood and San Francisco
who really know this shit and can decorate this toilet while we're at
it too. NEXT!

-bdn-

OllieN...@aol.com

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Nov 10, 2009, 10:27:03 AM11/10/09
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What if this 'expert' is lying? Who checks the expert?

Don Freeman

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Nov 10, 2009, 11:27:48 AM11/10/09
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bozo wrote:
> What if the show "Lie to Me" was based on bowel habits instead of
> micro expressions?
>
> In case you haven't seen it yet, "Lie to Me" is based on a real-life
> psychologist who can read the clues and "micro" expressions embedded
> in the human face, body, and voice to expose the telling of truth and
> lies in a criminal investigation.
>
> What if the cast of "Lie to Me" had to be able to decipher the grunts,
> groans and bowel habits of a suspect instead of just facial
> expressions?

The 60's weren't kind to you, were they?

--
-Don

www.cosmoslair.com

R H Draney

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Nov 10, 2009, 12:26:12 PM11/10/09
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Don Freeman filted:

He's obviously been doing some heavy reading:

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730728

....r


--
A pessimist sees the glass as half empty.
An optometrist asks whether you see the glass
more full like this?...or like this?

Don Freeman

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Nov 10, 2009, 12:30:36 PM11/10/09
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R H Draney wrote:
> Don Freeman filted:
>> bozo wrote:
>>> What if the show "Lie to Me" was based on bowel habits instead of
>>> micro expressions?
>>>
>>> In case you haven't seen it yet, "Lie to Me" is based on a real-life
>>> psychologist who can read the clues and "micro" expressions embedded
>>> in the human face, body, and voice to expose the telling of truth and
>>> lies in a criminal investigation.
>>>
>>> What if the cast of "Lie to Me" had to be able to decipher the grunts,
>>> groans and bowel habits of a suspect instead of just facial
>>> expressions?
>> The 60's weren't kind to you, were they?
>
> He's obviously been doing some heavy reading:
>
> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730728
>

Site is blocked but I assume that it is where our aptly named poster
plagiarized^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H highly complemented someone else's
work?


--
-Don

www.cosmoslair.com

R H Draney

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Nov 10, 2009, 8:38:30 PM11/10/09
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Don Freeman filted:

It's a review and excerpts of a book called "What's Your Poo Telling You?"...r

bozo

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Nov 10, 2009, 10:10:43 PM11/10/09
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On Nov 10, 5:38 pm, R H Draney <dadoc...@spamcop.net> wrote:
> Don Freeman filted:
>
>
>
>
>
> >R H Draney wrote:
> >> Don Freeman filted:
> >>> bozo wrote:
> >>>> What if the show "Lie to Me" was based on bowel habits instead of
> >>>> micro expressions?
>
> >>>> In case you haven't seen it yet, "Lie to Me" is based on a real-life
> >>>> psychologist who can read the clues and "micro" expressions embedded
> >>>> in the human face, body, and voice to expose the telling of truth and
> >>>> lies in a criminal investigation.
>
> >>>> What if the cast of "Lie to Me" had to be able to decipher the grunts,
> >>>> groans and bowel habits of a suspect instead of just facial
> >>>> expressions?  
> >>> The 60's weren't kind to you, were they?
>
> >> He's obviously been doing some heavy reading:
>
> >>  http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730728
>
> >Site is blocked but I assume that it is where our aptly named poster
> >plagiarized^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H highly complemented someone else's
> >work?
>
> It's a review and excerpts of a book called "What's Your Poo Telling You?"...r
>


You LIE!

Don Freeman

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Nov 11, 2009, 11:48:41 AM11/11/09
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I've known RHD for years of online posting. His poo NEVER lies.

--
-Don

www.cosmoslair.com

R H Draney

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Nov 11, 2009, 8:43:03 PM11/11/09
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Saved for possible future .sig use....r

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