Bin Laden Tees Available at Standupstuff!

[Gottalaff]

Hey guys!
My new tee shirt design is done & it's a killer! I feel the window might be
short on these so I'm making them available for other comics to sell at their
shows too!
They have the Survivor logo on the front adapted to a patriotic motif & then
the back reads, "America has spoken... bin Laden has been voted off the
planet!" You can see the design at http://www.juliescoggins.com/usa_t_shirt.htm
Tom Haines at Standupstuff is selling them for me. He will ship anywhere you
need him to. The design shows my website on it but they can put tape over that
when they print yours. Tom sent me 72 of these Friday afternoon in Sarasota. I
did 1 show Friday night, 2 Saturday & sold all but 5 at $20 a pop! People were
lined up across the back of the showroom!
The cost to comics is $7.75 each. I've already paid for the artist & setup
charges.
You can call Tom at 704-542-2868 or e-mail him at standu...@carolina.rr.com.
It takes a day or 2 to print so plan ahead.
Thanks!

Julie Scoggins
www.juliescoggins.com

[JakiSue]

>Subject: Bin Laden Tees Available at Standupstuf

jesus christ. i hate tshirts. i hate them.

didn't the onion this week have something, "anti bin laden tshirts tell him to
fuck himself so that if he sees them then he'll know to go get himself fucked."
I paraphrase awesome comedy that uses the word fuck really well.

here's a question, you sending any of the profit to help anyone? hack.

jackie

[Chrisalsch]

can i get one that says i bin laid by bin laden?

[Dan Kaufman]

i wonder if they'll be dressing up as bin laden on halloween.

since the costume will essentially be beard and turban, i sure hope not.

dk

"JakiSue" <jak...@aol.com> wrote

[Chrisalsch]

>i wonder if they'll be dressing up as bin laden on halloween.
>
>since the costume will essentially be beard and turban, i sure hope not.

how about the beard, turban and a piolets uniform.
>

[tory]

would it be legal to shoot them

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[Gottalaff]

>here's a question, you sending any of the profit to help anyone? hack.

I DO give to charity Miss "High & Mighty" but it doesn't go to one that pays
its VP 200K a year! I also give TIME to charity. I wonder just how much all the
"suddenly righteous" people gave BEFORE this thing happened? I'm not saying
it's not a nice gesture, I'm simply saying don't ASSUME you know the whole
story & pop off calling me a hack (the comedic equivalent of calling a girl a
cunt) until you have some evidence.

Julie Scoggins
www.juliescoggins.com

[JakiSue]

>I DO give to charity Miss "High & Mighty" but it doesn't go to one that pays
>its VP 200K a year! I also give TIME to charity. I wonder just how much all
>the "suddenly righteous" people gave BEFORE this thing happened? I'm not
saying it's not a nice gesture, I'm simply saying don't ASSUME you know the
whole
>story & pop off calling me a hack (the comedic equivalent of calling a girl a
>cunt) until you have some evidence.
>
>Julie Scoggins

>

Hi,

Selling horribly lame bin laden tshirts IS HACK. why? Because everyone could
see the fucking thing coming the length of the North Dakota Plains.

Also, if you expect someone to manage billions of dollars for $35,000 a year
you are DREAMING. And... if you have found this utopian charity, know that the
executive is skimming off the top. It takes education, talent, and hard work to
manage that money. The student loans on an MBA alone will make such an income
imperative. 200g's is a lot of money to someone without student loans perhaps.

If you want to go into dreary lengths about how great you are with the poor and
the limping, do it via email. And I'll send you my list of "I donate TIME" and
we'll spare cujo and lordsnow our discussion.

jackie
my favorite cunt jokes:

"mommy, when will I get a fur-gina" "well, you're uncle eddie has a cunt farm."
and
"do these pants make my cunt look fat?" colleen kruse.