Metaphors are like Similes

[Gary Lee Burnore]

Metaphors are like Similes ... for example, it's like walking on a wet
sidewalk and then stepping loudly on a snail's back right after doing
a good deed ... i mean why bother?

[R H Draney]

Gary Lee Burnore filted:

>
>Metaphors are like Similes ... for example, it's like walking on a wet
>sidewalk and then stepping loudly on a snail's back right after doing
>a good deed ... i mean why bother?

That's like the time Family Guy did a cutaway to something completely
irrelevant....r


--
Me? Sarcastic?
Yeah, right.

[ozob]

oh yeah i unnerstann but like whaduhyuhmean?

-bdn-

[Jose' Scott Satanist Drug Dealer Outlaw [kzsu fm]]

SAN JOSE CALIFORNIA CONVICTED PEDOPHILE
CHILD RAPIST, ON THE RUN AND PRESENTLY
IN VIOLATION OF NOT REGISTERING
AS A SEX OFFENDER:

GARY LEE BURNORE (now of Raleigh, NC)

AKA "Fred Hall"
AKA "Fred Glorbleflorb"
AKA "ozob"
AKA "bozo de niro"
AKA "de Niro (de-niro)
AKA "zo de beau bozo"
AKA "Colonel Jake"
AKA "someone else"
AKA "michael maccarty"
AKA (Full List Below)

GARY LEE BURNORE:
Operator of anonymous harassment
internet usenet (internet) posting services:

DATABASIX.COM
http://fnvw.databasix.com

BLACKHELICOPTERNEWS.COM
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/


Gary Burnore's confession to Police was about
kissing the kid but later he came up
with a story that he woke up with the
teen riding on top of his vienna sausage.

Suspect Burnore also said he does not know why
he started to kiss and rape (Rachel) her.
Suspect Burnore could not believe what he did
and was very remorseful of what happened.
Rachel's mother Nancy.


Gary Lee Burnore DOB 10/13/1957 mugshot 1997

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GLB Probation Officer Report (3 pages) Oct 1997

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"Appearing before the Court for Violation of Probation
is 40-year-old Gary Burnore. The defendant was
convicted of violation of Sec. 647.6(a) PC (Annoying/
Molesting a Child Under the Age of 18). He is allegedly
in violation for failure to register, failure to make
payments, failure to participate in counseling, and
leaving the state of California without permission.
The defendant takes little responsibility for the
occurring offense, minimizing the part he played,
blaming others, and justifying his behavior as being
appropriate. Likewise, the defendant appears to
view himself as the victim, vocalizing his distress
that he has done everything 'right' and that the
Probation Department is preventing him from moving.
It is his belief that the probation officer is
'harassing' him.

Although the defendant verbalizes his compliance
with the terms and conditions of probation, it
seems clear that his actions speak louder than
his words, especially in the light of his recent
absconding from Santa Clara County. In secret,
the defendant moved to another state, fully
realizing he could not move from California
until Interstate Compact had finished their
investigation and the new state accepted his
case. The defendant's behavior can only be
characterized as manipulative and self-serving.
It appears the defendant does not believe he
needs to follow the rules, but rather that he
is a victim of the system and can, therefore,
do as he pleases.

The defendant's attitude, failure to comply,
and the point that he takes only minimal
responsibility for the occurring offense,
suggests that risk for potential victims
may be high."

J. Puccinelli, Probation Officer, Unit IV
Municipal Court of the State of California,
Santa Clara County, People of the State
of California v. Gary Burnore
Probation Office No. DMU044
Court No. C9618225 DA No. 961131078
Santa Clara Police Department Case No. 9615185


Gary Lee's Official ONLINE NC Department Of Corrections web page

http://webapps6.doc.state.nc.us/opi/viewoffender.do?method=view&offenderID=0594483

Interstate Compact State: CALIFORNIA
INITIAL 00000000 ASSAULT ON FEMALE (PRINCIPAL) 01/01/1996 UNKN. NON
CLASS CODE

SEVEN PAGE POLICE NARRATIVE

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Police Narrative Pages 1-7
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Gary Mug shot with numbers
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(Where Gary apparently LIVES)
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&biw=1020&bih=602&q=4469+Still+Pines+Drive,+Raleigh,+NC+27613-3334

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(Apparently they RENT this out)
Belinda West 137 Meadowbrook Ln Davidson, NC 28036-8059
Parcel ID#: 00705124 GIS ID#: 00705124
GARY LEE BURNORE AND BELINDA W BURNORE
137 MEADOWBROOK LN DAVIDSON, NC 28036
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ANOTHER GARY LEE BURNORE AKA:

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ =

"bozo"
"KBZO"
"Bozo de Niro"
"Colonel Jake"
"Fred Hall"
"Norma Desmond" (posing as a woman)
"Dances With Wolves"
"Smiles a lot"

JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ
ADMITS TO PSYCHO SCHIZOID "MADNESS"
MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES:

"2012 Colonel Jake Enterprises Presents"
"AudiO Madness" "Teh Jake'ster!!!..."
" http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/ "


<> : ==================================
<> : Who is "Colonel Jake"?
<> : According to Whois registry at
<> : http://whois.domaintools.com/coloneljake.com
<> : aka Joey Jimenez married to Kellie Jimenez.
<> : Registers domains under wife's name, Kellie Jimenez.
<> : Also known to assume and spoof daughter's identity.
<> : Compulsively stalks, spams and crossposts OT into random
<> : newsgroups. Compulsively displays behavior-disorder as
<> : malignant attention seeker. Compulsively formats text
<> : with annoying screeds, rants & punctuation. Compulsively
<> : exhibits signs of Tourretes.
<> :
<> : Joey Jimenez
<> : 12711 86th Avenue East
<> : Puyallup, WA 98373
<> : Phone: 253-435-0456
<> : When recently exposed, changed phone number to accept
<> : caller-ID only.
<> : ==================================


Lived At: Eagle Point, OR (Oregon)
Medford, OR (Oregon)
Puyallup, WA (Washington)


JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ
12711 86th Avenue East
Puyallup, WA 98373 Puyallup, WA

KNOWN REGISTERED ALIASES:

1. Jose A Jimenez
2. Sanchez Jose Jimenez
3. Jose Jimenez Sanchez
4. Jose A Jimenez Sanchez
5. Joseph Raymond Jimenez

Five (5) different registered aliases for
one sole purpose:

* CRIMINAL FRAUD *


ILLEGAL ALIEN STATUS UN-DETERMINED
of other Jimenez Beaner spic spawn living at
12711 86th Avenue East
Puyallup, WA 98373 Puyallup, WA

1. Constance A Jimenez
2. Elizabeth E Jimenez
3. Joseph Luis Jimenez
4. Kellie M Jimenez
5. Richard Maldonado Jimenez


JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ:
Insane Gray-Long-Haired Charlie Manson Look:

http://www.coloneljake.com/image/GB5.jpg
http://www.coloneljake.com/-CJdN-/0000/
* UGLY AS SATAN
* Dirty Knees
* Movie: For The Greater Glory-Hole


JOSEPH (JOEY) RAYMOND JIMENEZ
Is the person who has been harassing Jews and Jay
Smilkstein of New York for years, posing as him at:

Bozo_de_Niro @ 37.com

INTERNET TERRORIST AGAINST JEWS!
Which coincides with the F.B.I. and the Southern Poverty
Law Center which fosters and runs Neo-Nazi organizations

HOT-BLOODED INSANE PSYCHO BEANER SPIC RAGE
The evil beaner is quite upset that his evil terrorist
activities (U.S. Army Internet Troll) have been uncovered.
U.S. Military Armies Of Paid Troll Spooks:
http://www.prisonplanet.com/pentagon-armies-of-paid-trolls.html

Joseph Raymond Jimenez is just another manifestation
of insane evil beaner azteca la raza terrorist
activities across the internet.

Joey Jimenez's own web-sites, harassingly created against
Jay Smilkstein are replete with every form of sexual
depravity along with luciferian satanic dark imagery.

The U.S. Military, of which Joseph Jimenez claims to originate,
is like most beaner spic latino recruits, who cannot find
any other job - so they join the military.
Also confirming that the U.S. Military is
now wholly involved in satanism, luciferianism.
No other military force in the world is so immersed and
given over to clear satanism


MORE SATANIC BEANERS IN THE U.S. MILITARY:

U.S. Army's COLONEL Michael Aquino, the leader of the
Temple Of Set, a direct off-shoot of the Church of Satan,
is totally involved in sub-sonic warfare -- namely the
latest warfare instruments being tested upon the
un-suspecting victim American population:

Horn Sounding \ Low Rumbling Frequencies

Not funny, that Joey Jimenez ("Colonel Jake"), pure
satanic lies and deception is a quoted fan of
---> Drum And Bugle (Horns) Corps.

Low Frequency 'Horns' \ U.S. Military \ Satanism

Drum and Bugle Corps = Fags & Queers


AND MORE CRUCIAL WEBSITES WITH AUDIO FILES AND PICTURES, ETC.,
OF THE MILITARY SUB-SONIC WARFARE GOING ON:

http://www.sott.net/articles/show/235631-Canada-Mysterious-Hum-Baffles-Experts-and-Annoys-Ranchlands-Residents
http://getreadyportland.com/newswire/mysterious-chorus-of-trumpets-heard-in-tennessee/
http://www.thetruthbehindthescenes.org/2011/08/21/mysterious-apocalyptic-sounds-are-being-heard-around-the-world/
http://www.earthfiles.com/news.php?ID=1939&category=Environment


'The Children of Light', that remnant within the U.S. Military
will assuredly cast aside the luciferian satanic intrusion
and take-over.

The satanic beaner spic recruits are stinky mexicans of which
that same gene pool is where Joseph Raymond Jimenez is from.

Ever hear about under-ground bases in the South
West, where beaners reside? Yes, because Satan and the United
States military are involved with fallen angels (UFOs)

Satan, Lucifer, Fallen Angels And The U.S. Military.


Joey Jimenez ("Norma Desmond") the evil spic satanist,
like so many luciferian beaners (Day Of The Dead 365),
are suffering now under a re-enlivened:

OPERATION WETBACK

HERE IS YET ANOTHER DEVIL SPIC:

KFJC 89.7 FM - Jose' Scott
(Satanic Beaner From Hell)

http://www.exorcist.org.nz/radio_exorcism.html
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/the_devils_radio.html
http://www.exorcist.org.nz/music_mafias.html


AZTEC CONGENITAL GENETIC CODE OF CANNIBALS

http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/aztecs/sacrifice.htm

But the overwhelming majority of the sacrificed captives apparently
were consumed. A principal -- and sometimes only -- objective of
Aztec war expeditions was to capture prisoners for sacrifice.
While some might be sacrificed and eaten on the field of battle,
most were taken to home communities or to the capital, where they
were kept in wooden cages to be fattened until sacrificed by the
priests at the temple-pyramids. Most of the sacrifices involved
tearing out the heart, offering it to the sun and, with some blood,
also to the idols. The corpse was then tumbled down the steps of
the pyramid and carried off to be butchered. The head went on the
local skull rack, displayed in central plazas alongside the
temple-pyramids. At least three of the limbs were the property of
the captor if he had seized the prisoner without assistance in
battle. Later, at a feast given at the captor's quarters, the
central dish was a stew of tomatoes, peppers, and the limbs of
his victim. The remaining torso, in Tenochtitlán at least,
went to the royal zoo where it was used to feed carnivorous
mammals, birds, and snakes.

Recent archeological research leads support to conquistadores' and
informants' vivid and detailed accounts of Aztec cannibalism. Mexican
archeologists excavating at an Aztec sacrificial site in the
Tlatelolco section of Mexico City between 1960 and 1969 uncovered
headless human rib cages completely lacking the limb bones.
Associated with these remains were some razor-like obsidian
blades, which the archeologists believe were used in the butchering.
Nearby they also discovered piles of human skulls, which apparently
had been broken open to obtain the brains, possibly a choice
delicacy reserved for the priesthood, and to mount the skulls on a
ceremonial rack.

Recently, Borah, possibly the leading authority on the demography of
Mexico at the time of the conquest, has also revised the estimated
number of persons sacrificed in central Mexico in the fifteenth
century to 250,000 per year


BEANER SPICS ARE MURDEROUS CANNIBALS


"I have a black, a woman, two Jews
and a cripple. And we have talent."

-- James Watt
Secretary Dept. Of Interior


"don't forget the beaner spic"

-- "Enoch"

[Tommy Joe]

I'm all for good deeds. But sometimes the payoff takes too
long. Like last week, I helped a woman with a cane across the
street. Really slow. Traffic backing up, horns honking. I could
empathize with the drivers, but we were halfway across and there was
no sense turning back. We get to the other side I'm stressed, sweat
pouring from my brow. But it was a good deed. And I had always heard
and believed that when you do a good deed it comes back to you. I
still believe it. But I'm telling you, I waited around all day for
the payoff and it never came. At one point I screamed at the heavens,
"How long?" Then, about 5 days later, sure enough the pay off came.
I was in a public toilet - had to shit really bad, otherwise I wait
for home - and there was a guy coming out of the stall. He turned
before leaving without washing his hands and said, "I saved it for
you, in the toilet, it's a real doozey." It was the largest turd I
had ever seen in my life. A magical day. Finally my good deed from 4
days before was rewarded.

TJ

[ozob]

On Sep 30, 6:55 pm, "Jose' Scott Satanist Drug Dealer Outlaw [kzsu
fm]" <zyklon_b...@yahoo.com> wrote:

But What's WRONG WITH YOU, mccarty, tell your bozo what's wrong you,
don't be ashamed! Tell me what's wrong you.

[ozob]

No pun intended but LIKE how big was it?

-bdn-

[Jose' Scott Satanist Drug Dealer Outlaw [kzsu fm]]

[Colonel Jake]

BoZo aka ozob
> Tommy Joe
>> BoZo "Gary Lee Burnore" De Niro aka BoZo

JeSUS-eITCH-BoZo's-CHRiST! (BoZo),
"It wasn't how how 'BiG' it was, it was how
how 'LaRGE' it was! I had a turd that was so
'LaRGE' that I had to wrap toilet paper around
it just so I could get a two-handed grip on it
and pull it teh rest of teh way out! (that was
my prize turd), it was so 'LaRGE' that? it
wouldn't break so it couldn't flush, also? it was
so 'LaRGE' a coat hanger wasn't strong
enough to cut it (when I gripped it? I couldn't
even squeeze my fingers into it (to get it to
break), so I had to stand up higher and higher
teh more I pulled it out (it was tOo big for teh
toilet))...today, I feel sorry for teh Gas station
attendant who probably failed effortlessly time
and time again trying to get it to flush, actually?
he probably had to carry that 'LaRGE' turd out
to teh dumpster...I remember leaving teh Gas
station Restroom at teh same time teh
attendant came in, and I loOked back at teh
toilet and then lOoked at him but, as I was
exiting with full eye contact, I didn't say
anything, I just left feeling all ashamed and all,
but I could hear him in teh background,
'WHaT-TeH-MoTHER-FuCK!,' as I couldn't but help,
laughing tOo myself!!! (that POoR-SToOPID-FuCKER!)..."

If I had to guess?,
"And with teh thickness and density of it,
it had to at least weigh in at about 15 to 20LBS!!!..."

*Mr. Shit would have been proud of me*

~That SuCKER could have dragged behind me,
if was to go walking on a midnight stroll somewhere

CJ

P.S. You do know? BoZo! that 'Gary Lee Burnore'
is an active Usenet poaster don't you? DoN'T-YoU?!
(YoU GoDDAMNED-SToOPID-KoOK-KLoWN-KoWARD)

[Tommy Joe]

Jake, I saved that one to file as well, very good descriptions.
However, sorry, Mr. Shit would not be proud of you. In fact, I told
him your story and it pissed him off. "Why didn't he just carry it
out?", Mr. Shit said over and over again, amazed at your arrogance or
stupidity or both. How long could it have been? Probably not much
longer than a long loaf of French bread. You could have put the turd
in a French bread loaf paper and nobody would have known the
difference. Even on the bus, if someone smelled the turd (which is
doubtful because usually the really hard turds are odorless - on the
outside anyway), you could just say they have a new owner and bread-
maker down at the bakery and ever since the place has turned to shit.

TJ

[Tommy Joe]

On Oct 1, 2:30 am, ozob <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote:

> No pun intended but LIKE how big was it?

The turd was huge. Sorry if I sound lazy Bozo, but I have
already read the Colonel's response to your post and I think he very
aptly described the size and shape of the turd in question. It was
championship material - up high on the memory scale - just like Jake's
turd which he so ably and entertainingly describes in his response to
you.

TJ

[Jose' Scott Satanist Drug Dealer Outlaw [kzsu fm]]

[Colonel Jake]

Tommy Joe
> Colonel Jake

Mr. Shit would have been proud!,
"At teh time I toOk it! (1982), and if he was there?
I could have been instructed to care more for my shit
and make sure that nobody fucks with my shit, and if
they really want to get into it! I can smash their
FuCKING-FaCES into teh street and hand feed those
FuCKERS-bY-TeH-HaNDFULS of unrelenting amounts
of PLuTONIUM-DeNSITY-SHiT-FoRCED-aND-PuLLED
out my azz using a DoUBLE-GRiP-MeTHOD unknown
to a common man especially a man who has always
taken shitz on a regular basis whereas my shit only
came about like it did because I was in jail and refused
to use their FuCKING-FiLTHY-aZZ-ToILETS, so I held
it for 10-days until I got released and teh first place I
went was a Chevron Gas Station where I knew I could
shit that FoRSAKEN-TuRD that was all but forgotten
in me for like forever! (so it seemed) ... but you're
right Tommy Joe! if I would have had any sense at all,
I would have never ever left a Majestic Masterpiece
such as that oNCE-iN-A-LiFETIME-SHiT behind in a
Gas Station just so strangers could mess with!!!..."

*it's a FuCKING-NiGHTMARE! oH-mY-GoD-SaVE-mE*
(I really didn't mean to leave him there all by himself)

~SHiT-NeGLECT - California Penal Code : 8675-309.
Offenders may serve a minimum of 3 months, but no
more than 6 months maximum, working Community
Services at all Public Restrooms in teh County of
where the offense was originally committed.

Statute of Limitations : None

<nO-ReST-FoR-TeH-SHiTLESS>

CJ

[bozo]

of course I know, what's your point clown, I was defending him

-bdn-

[Tommy Joe]

I thought I was going to be bored. How far can we go with this
shit thing. It gets old. But you came through. And I'm glad to see
that you agree you were wrong to foist your unwanted jail-time turd
collection on an unsuspecting gas station attendant. In the woods
would have been alright. Or into a large container of some sort. But
then what do you do with the container? It's getting to where to
leave a shit in public these days is akin to leaving a dead body in
the park. "Who left this here?", they cry, as they seek the
perpetrator of the disturbing deed.

TJ

[Colonel Jake]

Tommy Joe
> Colonel Jake

Actually! (Tommy Joe),
"I found my 'Shitz' twin brother!!! (except he got groomed)..."
<(http://www.coloneljake.com/image/shit.jpg)>

*I know Tommy Joe! it's just an image file*
(it should come up for you real easy)

~Enjoy

CJ