Daffy Brown 2010 Winter Routine - Blue Slips sneak preview

[Daffy Brown]

I wrote this since I posted the joke below which I adapted from Steve
Coogan who had a student writing a cheque for a bag of chips in his
character of Paul Calf that was on a Steve Coogan tribute on TV
earlier
I will call my routine Blue Slips (from Freudian Slip) - I don't care
who I offend, I am Anarcho-Pacifist not racist, sectarian or sexist
I hope to make 30 minutes of material and tour - please criticise

Students these days
Can’t stand ‘em
I was in the chippy the other night and there
Was a student paying for a bag of chips by
PayPal

Wednesday night, Student night
A pound a pint and a pound a condom
I’m having a pee and this student is stood
at the vending machine with his pound coin
not daring to put it in
“What’s the problem mate?”, I asked him
“I’m not sure whether she’d prefer a bag of chips”,
so I told him women preferred it in the morning
I saw him in the Internet Café next day and
asked how he got on, he looked at me innocently
saying, “Still waiting for a 3 day auction to
finish on eBay”
The Muslims ones are worse, they’re not supposed
to drink or do it, no wonder they get wound up
when you ask their Christian name

“I’ve no room to talk”, said the Eskimo
playing hide and seek in a fridge!
I’m Practising Catholic, I’m allowed to
drink but not allowed to do it. I’m not
married, who’d marry a man with hair
like this? Only the women in the
audience are thinking of finishing with
their partner right now!

Cheer if you’re in love! I know, I’m
charming aren’t I?

An ex-girlfriend of mine had ginger hair,
did you see the 2009 Comedy Awards?
It was sponsored by a ginger beer company
and someone made a quip about not being
able to beat an alcoholic ginger, well I had
a nymphomaniac ginger!

I’ve been celibate for over 11 years, and the
ginger winger said I’d end up as a rent
boy, she’d obviously never heard of
Housing Benefit!
Cheer if you love your job!