Moe, Larry, and Shemp are bartenders at a poolroom, and then some gansters
come to hold up the place.
Moe: Hey, Porcupine! Play that Pop goes the Weasel tune!
Shemp: NO! Don't play that song! Whenever I hear it, something pop inside of
me! That I want to FIGHT!
Larry: Okay! Whatever you say! (Playing Pop Goes the Weasel on his Clarinet).
Shemp: Don't play it, Larry! Please! Stop! Don't play it! Don't
play.....hee-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee! (jumps up and down) hee-bee-bee-bee-bee!
(punches out Moe).
Moe: Ouch!
Larry: (continues playing)...
Shemp: hee-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee-bee! (punches out and rams his head into the
gangsters, picks up a pool table and hits a remaining gangster over the head
with it breaking the table in half. Then does a back handspring and breaks
down a door.)
Larry: (stops playing). What happened?
Moe: (Walking up to Shemp): What's gotten into you? (slaps Shemp, then sees
all the gangsters knocked out). Say, kid! You're a hero!
Shemp: It's that "Pop the Weasel"! Whenever I hear it, something goes POP!
That could've been one hilarious gag! That is if they would have used it
with Shemp, too! Anybody agree?
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Gina Dellago
RPR
Wishkah273 wrote in message
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If you want to see how Shemp would've handled this bit, get a copy of "Fling in the
Ring."
Gregg Stevens