Moe, Larry, Shemp, and Carmen

[ool...@hotmail.com]

Aloha everyone! I had this dream Saturday night and started writing it
down on Sunday with this piece here being the result. I wrote the dream
in a script style because I felt it would be the easiest to post in a
forum like this for space reasons (as opposed to a story format type)
When you read this story, I think you will recognize Stooge elements as
well as some modern items which made their way inside for no other
apparent reason except that I can only say that I am far from normal!
Ha, ha, ha! Anyway, I hope this translates over into an acceptable style
when I hit the POST button. Enjoy!

Carmen

CUT TO: A lavish dinner party with guests milling about in formal wear.
Symona Boniface - (dressed in a dark blue flowing gown with lacy
sleeves) And here, ladies and gentlemen is the prize piece in our
collection.
Emil Sitka- (dressed in a black tux with a red rose in the right pocket)
May I present the Bandit Queen!
Guests - Ooh!
Kenneth McDonald - (dressed in a suave tux with a cigarette in his
mouth) (whispers) There it is, baby, our prize for tonight.
Me - (dressed in a wide sleeve black gown similar to the one worn by
Tina Louise on Gilligan's Island) (whispering) Exquisite, darling. But,
how do you propose to obtain it with all of these people around.
Kenneth - (whispering) Something will turn up, my sweet. All we have to
do is bide our time.

CUT TO: The basement where Moe, Larry, and Shemp are working as
plumbers.
Moe - Okay Shemp, that finishes up the connection of those two pipes.
Shemp - That's some slick work there, Moe.
Larry - Uh Moe, but -
Moe - But what porcupine?
Larry - But where does that pipe go?
Moe - Who cares, just so long as that leak is gone.
Shemp - Yeah Larry, you worry too much about things. You should be like
me and not worry at all. And that way I won't get wrinkles on my pretty
little face.
Larry - But still -
Moe - Porcupine, you keep thinking that way and I'll brain you. (slap in
Larry's face)
Larry - I thought you said you'd brain me, Moe?
Moe - That's for latter. (and he bops Larry.)
Shemp - Ha, ha.
Moe - Here's one for you too (and he bops Shemp)
Shemp - What'd did I do?
Moe - You're here. Now come on fellas, and let's collect our pay.

CUT TO: The party.
Symona - And now folks, let me show to you the picture quality on this
new DVD screen flat screen television which shows the images in 3d.
Emil - Just turn on the set, dear.
Symona - I'm trying, but -ah, here we go.
TV - And now we present tonight's episode of BAYWATCH. (and a burst of
water flows out from the TV engulfing a few guests as well as Symona)
Kenneth - There's our cue, my sweet. Cover me.
Me - Anytime. Just do this quickly.
Kenneth - No sweat, I am a genius. (and he removes the painting in a
matter of seconds)
(Vernon Dent is the butler) Vernon - My word madam, would you be in need
of a glass of water?
Symona - What? NO! Oh no, my painting, my beautiful painting is gone!
Guests - Oh my!
Emil - Everyone please stay where you are while I phone for the police.
(Kenneth and I are close by him) Let me call them now.
Emil - (picks up the phone) Oh my word, what is this water coming from?
(and he moves the receiver away from his face and causes the water to
spray somewhere else)
Me - Glub! (as the water strikes me in the face)
Emil - My word! (and he hangs up the phone) My dear lady, are you all
right?
Me - I'll survive. I'm just worried about that painting of yours.
Kenneth - Yes, some scoundrels must have made off with it.
Vernon - The only scoundrels here would be those plumbers.
Symona - Yes, where are those plumbers, I'd like to have a word with
them.
Moe - (walking in) Okay folks, there's no need to worry, your leak is-
Shemp - Say why are all of those people looking at us so strangely.
Larry - Yeah, it looks kind of menacing.
Symona - Get them folks.
Guests - Get those thieves!
Moe - Hey, just because I charge high prices as a plumber does not make
me a thief!
Larry - Never mind that Moe, let's scram.
Shemp - I'm with you.
Stooges - (they run from the room followed by everyone except Kenneth
and I)
Kenneth - What a stroke of luck that those fools were here to take the
wrap for our crime.
Me - And all it took was just a little water in my face for us to suffer
through.
Kenneth - Don't worry baby, I know who to deal with that. (and he seizes
me in a romantic embrace and gives me a deep, romantic kiss)
Me - Mmm, you do know how to treat me.
Kenneth - You know it baby!

CUT TO: Stooges- (they run through the house being chased by the crowd.
There is a hallway upstairs and the group does a series of going through
different doors as they chase each other. Then, Moe, Larry and Shemp
step aside as the guests continue going through doors)
Moe - Come on fellas, let's find out what's going on here.
Kenneth - Okay baby, where's that pipe you found.
Me - Here it is.
Kenneth - Now, I'll just slip this painting inside and then place it
someplace nonchalantly where we pick up easily enough later.
Stooges - (they appear behind the villainous pair engaged in their
nefarious deed)
Me - And those idiot plumbers get all the blame. You are such a genius!
Moe - Is that so? (and he grabs the pipe which Kenneth is holding)
Kenneth - Hey, that's my pipe.
Shemp - Actually if you want to get technical, that is our pipe.
Larry - Which just happens to contain a painting which you two rats are
trying to make off with.
Kenneth - You maniac, let go of that pipe.
Moe - Hey Larry, help me against this guy.
Larry - Right away Moe.
Shemp - Which leaves me to deal with this shapely rat myself. Ruff Ruff!
Me - I'll spare you that pleasure in a matter of seconds! (and I lift my
dress aside to reveal a small revolver held up in my garter belt)
Shemp - Wow, look at them gams!
Larry, Moe, Kenneth - (they stop as well and whistle)
Me - Thank you for the compliment, gentlemen!
Larry - Who came in?
Kenneth - I think she means you.
Shemp - Aw, I'm no gentleman.
Me - I'll say you're not! (I hold up the gun and point it at Shemp)
Okay, you rat, don't make any sudden moves or you'll get yours.
Moe - I'll take that pipe you. (and he shoves Kenneth about.)
Moe, Larry, Kenneth - (they struggle over the pipe and whirl about)
Me - Hey, I have a gun here!
Moe, Larry, Kenneth - (as they struggle about, their actions cause
themselves to bump roughly into me)
Me - Oof! (and I get shoved against the wall and cause a flower pot to
fall on my head!)
Me - (I get knocked out with a pile of dirt on my head which contains a
flower inside.)
Moe, Larry, Kenneth - (they are still struggling with the pipe)
Shemp - I'll just take that gun from the babe here. (and he grabs the
gun)
Larry - (he kicks Kenneth in the knees)
Kenneth - Ow!
Moe- (he whacks Kenneth on the head with the pipe) Take that, you rat!
Kenneth - Duh! (and he falls down beside me making us a swanky looking
pair of unconscious crooks!)
Guests - There those thieves are!
Moe - Hey folks, take it easy, Here are the ones you want.
Symona - What do you mean.
Moe - This rat here is the one who actually made off with your painting
and placed it inside this pipe.
Shemp - And this other female rat here helped him with the deed.
Larry - Even if she is a pretty rat.
Moe - Hey Shemp, bring her around.
Shemp - Sure thing, Moe. (and he grabs my hand and heaves me up.)
Shemp - Here's something to remember me, babe! (and he gives me a kiss)
Me - What in - (and I flail my hands about as Shemp kisses me!)

CUT TO:
The sleeper awakens. Yes, this is where my dream ends-not when I am
whacked by the pipe, struck with a flower pot, having water splash me in
the face, or kissed by Kenneth McDonald, but when Shemp, my favorite
Stooges kisses me! And as you can tell, I also have a sleight romantic
attraction for Kenneth McDonald because he plays such suave, oily type
of men in Stooge shorts!

Maybe this post will inspire others to post any Stoogey dreams they
have. After all, I can't be the only knucklehead in here who dreams once
in a while about the Stooges.

Aloha!

Carmen

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[Wishkah875]

I liked it a lot! Really witty and original! Sounds like a real Stooge
episode! You ought to post that story to the "Wall of Shemp" homepage!

I, myself have had some dreams where I kiss Shemp and vice versa! ;)

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Gina Dellago

[L.S. Coker]

Hey did my news server drop something, Gina? I didn't see a posting that
you are referring too. Sounds interesting!

Stephen

> I, myself have had some dreams where I kiss Shemp and vice versa! ;)

whooa! who's having these dreams? tsk tsk! LOL!!!

Well I've dreamt of Christine McIntyre and a number of other Stoogettes who
co-starred in shorts as a young, innocent and impressionable boy.

[Robert Rothman]

It zounds like zair is great zignificance to zis dream. Perhaps you
should conzult my colleage from ze institute, Dr. D. Lerios. By ze vay,
have you ever had strange reactions to Vild Hyacinth perfume? Zat is alzo
part of ze infamous Stooge Zyndrome. Vatever you do, stay avay from veasel
songs!

Sigmund

ool...@hotmail.com wrote in message <91l86v$mr8$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...

[JHaskell]

You like oily "men in Stooge shorts"? I've got a pair of Stooge shorts
somewhere in my closet . . . now where's that bottle of Crisco?

jhaskell

p.s. loved the dream.

<ool...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:91l86v$mr8$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> . . . The sleeper awakens. Yes, this is where my dream ends-not when I am