As you slurp, may I add that while up in the north country I learned
first hand the answer to the question, "Does a bear shit in the
woods?".
The answer is, emphatically - yes. At least the grizzlies in Denali
National Park do. Only humans allowed in the port-a-potties.
None of this explains how an elephant got into Captain Spalding's
pajamas. And even though it's not acceptable to shoot elephants or to
remove their tusks these days, no matter what their attire may be, the
jokes are still funny in 2017.
I'll tip my hat when passing through Tuscaloosa on the way to NOLA in
December. Hooray, hooray, hooRAY!
Dana (who thinks she may have seen some elephants in pajamas after an
absinthe or two in NOLA, come to think of it; or maybe that was in the
Weaverville Walmart! :-P)