Quotes
Gordon Sollars
crs...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu (Chris) wrote:
>I'm taking suggestions for quotes from Firesign's work to be implemented
>in a WWWeb Random Quote Generator. You can either post them here or
>e-mail them directly to this address.
>Thanks for your time.
"He's no fun, he fell right over"
"Not repsonsible!! Park and lock it!!"
"Do some pushups, Pablo, maybe it will go away"
"No, son, and it won't be, until free hands on both sides of the big
ditch can press the same button at the same time"
"Let me make my dirty, er duty, clean, ah, clear"
"Do you promise to covet property, plurality, surety, security, and
not hurt the state?"
"A power so great, it can only be used for good or evil"
"No, but soon, heavy industry will make it possible for all the people
to have everything it wants in a free marketplace!"
"We know for certain, for instance, that for some reason, for some
time before the beginning, there were hot lumps"
"Give me them, or I'm going over there"
"Whose tail is the giant rat of Sumatra's?"
"Offer not good after curfew in Sectors R or N"
"Are you a machine that only answers no?"
Look, you should put a limit on this kind of thing; I can't type fast
enough. Let me close with:
"Get in that barrel, darling, an' we'll do it hurricane style!"
and, OF COURSE,
"The President of these United States *is* named Schicklgruber"
Chris
I'm taking suggestions for quotes from Firesign's work to be implemented
in a WWWeb Random Quote Generator. You can either post them here or
e-mail them directly to this address.
Thanks for your time.
--
CHRISTOPHER SCHMITT
WWW/Designer,
Graphics,
HTML
"I'll never forget you neither, Nancy."
BJMCK
"IF you push something hard enough it Will fall over.--Fug's Law"
"If it goes in, it Will come out!--Testicle's Devient to Fug's Law"
CHMSAM
This probably should be:
"Do you promise to covet property, plurality, surety, security, and
not hurt the state, say 'What?'." "What?" "Ahem, take your stand."
"The safest rule-no ifs or buts-just drive-like every one else-is
nuts!-Burma Shave"
CHM...@aol.com(C. McMaster)
Joe Milon
"He says he can shout. Don't hear you."
crs...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu (Chris) wrote:
>Thanks for your time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
jmi...@earthlink.net
http://home.earthlink.net/~jmilon/
Brought to you by the department of redundancy department.
David DeFalco
BJMCK wrote:
>
> "IF you push something hard enough it Will fall over.--Fug's Law"
>
> "If it goes in, it Will come out!--Testicle's Devient to Fug's Law"
"It comes in and goes out like anything!"
"And to think, all we had to do was put the
balls on the other side!"
BJMCK
"Why, he's no fun , he fell right over.
WNewitt
"Mr. Stones will see you now......You CHEAP WHORE!"
(By the way that's "Fudd's law, not 'Fug's'!")
WNE...@AOL.COM
Joe Milon
You can wait here in the sitting room or you can sit there in the
waiting room.
David DeFalco
"I'm gonna cut the soles off my shoes, sit in a tree, and
learn to play the flute."
"Aw, come on. Squeeze the wheeze."
"Follow in your book as we learn the next three words in
Turkish . . ."
"How about a nice Blue Moss?"
"Antelope Freeway: 1/256 mile"
"Doctor, this is Worker speaking."
No. NO!! There's just too much!!!
Joe Fishbein
crs...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu (Chris) wrote:
>I'm taking suggestions for quotes from Firesign's work to be implemented
>in a WWWeb Random Quote Generator. You can either post them here or
>e-mail them directly to this address.
I wrote a random quote generator (running under DOS) several years
ago, and my quote file has the following FT witticisms:
"If you push something hard enough, it will fall over."
--- Fudd's First Law of Opposition
"Defoliating a victory garden certainly works up an appetite."
-- George Tirebiter
"Will the real Dr. Petterman please report to neurosurgery
immediately!"
-- Joe Fishbein
j...@visi.com
Richard Arnold
crs...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu (Chris) wrote:
>I'm taking suggestions for quotes from Firesign's work to be implemented
>in a WWWeb Random Quote Generator. You can either post them here or
>e-mail them directly to this address.
>Thanks for your time.
Here's a few I haven't seen posted yet:
"Hello Seeker! Now don't feel alone here in the New Age because
there's a seeker born every minute."
"Clean up Armenia, Get a Hairlip"
"He says 'He can shout, don't hear you.'"
"We must eat of our friends, the birds, of our friends, the cows, of
our friends, the pigs. Yes, it's good to eat a friend, my friend. And
the Duck comes down with the Magic Word, and what is the word? The
word is Food. And we ate him."
"Mick, mwe m'an't mahlk mhere."
"Eat fascist death, flaming media pigs!"
"Antelope Freeway, 1/64th of a mile"
"Here's a line of Indians leaving Rancho Malerio, to make room for
you!"
"And they knew not their asses from a hole on the ground."
"Red-lighted sky slated to appear in east. Sonic booms scare minority
groups in Sector B. And there's hamburger all over the highway in
Mystic, Connecticut."
"There was something fishy about the butler. I think we was a Pisces,
probably working for scale."
"Benjamin Franklin, the only President of the United States, who was
never President of the United States."
I could go on...
Richard
rar...@clark.net
http://www.clark.net/pub/rarnold/
Steven Germano
> >I'm taking suggestions for quotes from Firesign's work to be implemented
> >in a WWWeb Random Quote Generator. You can either post them here or
> >e-mail them directly to this address.
>
> >Thanks for your time.
>
> >--
> > CHRISTOPHER SCHMITT
> > WWW/Designer,
> > Graphics,
> > HTML
"Let's get outta this mud!"
and, of course..."Hi, I'm Joe Beets".
JoeBeets
aaron
I'm amazed that no one has come up with my personal favourite:
"You mean--to Bambi?"
"I'm not mean to Bambi. She _likes_ it that way."
--
--Alfvaen(Web page: http://www.terranet.ab.ca/~aaron/)
Current Album--Don Dixon:Most of The Girls Like To Dance But Only Some of
The Boys Like To
Current Book--R.U. Sirius & St. Jude:How To Mutate And Take Over The
World
You say the spark is gone, well get an electrician
Forrest Smith
"Holy Mudhead, Mackeral"
"From coast to mighty coast,
from sea to mighty sea
from Bangkor all the way to Mighty Maine"
"More sugar"
"C c c coming, Mother"
--
Forrest L. Smith, III
Data Processing Specialist, Duke University Arts & Sciences
http://walras.econ.duke.edu/~fls
Gordon Sollars
rar...@clark.net (Richard Arnold) wrote:
>"We must eat of our friends, the birds, of our friends, the cows, of
>our friends, the pigs. Yes, it's good to eat a friend, my friend. And
>the Duck comes down with the Magic Word, and what is the word? The
>word is Food. And we ate him."
Yes, excellent of course, but what of the segment just before that:
"Dear friends, Jesus said we should be as children. And what to
children do? They stuff themsleves from day to night! They eat!"
>I could go on...
Yes, indeed!
Joe Gioia
deputy dan has no friends.
David DeFalco
"Ten-four, Eleanor!"
"Heavy on the 30-weight, Mom!"
"And there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut."
"Oh, it ain't no use
If you ain't got the boost
The boost you get from Loosener's"
"It's hotter than Hooker in Heater today,
and hotter than Heater in Hellmouth."
"It's sure to bring out the kooks and the crazies, Ted . . ."
"Well, it has brought a lot of experts to the area."
DD
Destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology.
Chris
Keep posting your favorite Firesign quotes...
--
CHRISTOPHER SCHMITT
WWW/Designer,
Graphics,
HTML
"Back to the shadows, again."
Chris
On 28 Jul 1996 18:35:57 GMT, &N wrote:
: >I'm taking suggestions for quotes from Firesign's work to be implemented
: >e-mail them directly to this address.
: How long (or short) do you want the quotes to be?
No limit as of yet.
av...@lafn.org
On 1996-07-29 bjmck said:
}"IF you push something hard enough it Will fall over.--Fug's Law"
}"If it goes in, it Will come out!--Testicle's Devient to Fug's Law"
"If you push something hard enough, it will fall over!" -- Fudd's First Law
of Opposition.
"It comes in, it must go out." -- Teslacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law.
"Go on, squeeze the wheeze! Many people like to."
"You gotta start young if you're gonna stick it out!"
morris shaw | Bureau of Western Mythology
av...@lafn.org | a proud service of
morri...@support.com | The Lost Electricity Reclamation Agency
`[1;36;47mNet-Tamer V 1.05.1 - Registered
Mike Morton
Joe Milon wrote:
>
> You can wait here in the sitting room or you can sit there in the
> waiting room.
>
>
>
> >I'm taking suggestions for quotes from Firesign's work to be implemented
> >in a WWWeb Random Quote Generator. You can either post them here or
> >e-mail them directly to this address.
>
>
> >--
> > CHRISTOPHER SCHMITT
> > WWW/Designer,
> > Graphics,
> > HTML
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> jmi...@earthlink.net
> http://home.earthlink.net/~jmilon/
> Brought to you by the department of redundancy department.
"Why, she's no fun, she just fell right over..." - Nick
Danger Third Eye
Rich D'andrea
He's no fun he fell right over
Hey what are you guys doing in my car?! The fox trot, and you can have
the next turn at throwing the fox!
soll...@cfw.com (Gordon Sollars) wrote:
>bj...@aol.com (BJMCK) wrote:
>>"IF you push something hard enough it Will fall over.--Fug's Law"
>>"If it goes in, it Will come out!--Testicle's Devient to Fug's Law"
>I think it's "Fud's First Law of Opposition"
>You can imagine my confusion. But, quid malberg en plano,
>consternation turned to lucidation!!!
Richard Arnold
crs...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu (Chris) wrote:
>Keep posting your favorite Firesign quotes...
Well....
OK.
"Honey, where's the deat cat?" "It's in the soap dish."
"No, but I'll take a Whiz if you have one in the fridge."
"I'm sorry, we have lost the picture portion of the pictsmission.
Ho-however, we will continue with the sou--"
"I'm Rocky Roccoco, at your cervix."
"Fighting's out of style. Fun's where the Fair's at. In the Future,
that is!"
"Does it get UHF?" "No, I don't believe in flying saucers."
"No, son! Don't eat with your hands. Use your entrenching tool."
"I was right about the Comet."
"What is reality?"
"Who's Peggy?"
"Keep your big nose out of police business. Don't talk with your mouth
full. And stop fidgiting when I'm talking to you. And STOP TRACKING
MUD ACROSS MY NICE, CLEAN, KITCHEN FLOOR!"
"One-Dog-Food-Zip-Nine. One-Dog-Food-Zip-Nine. Good news, boy. Klong
wasted the pussy-cat."
...there's more where that came from.
Richard
rar...@clark.net
http://www.clark.net/pub/rarnold/
TIM N. TUFFIELD
In a previous article, crs...@garnet.acns.fsu.edu (Chris) says:
>On 28 Jul 1996 18:35:57 GMT, &N wrote:
>: >I'm taking suggestions for quotes from Firesign's work to be implemented
>: >in a WWWeb Random Quote Generator. You can either post them here or
>: >e-mail them directly to this address.
>
>: How long (or short) do you want the quotes to be?
>
>No limit as of yet.
>
>--
> CHRISTOPHER SCHMITT
> WWW/Designer,
> Graphics,
> HTML
>"Back to the shadows, again."
>
The passionate delivery of Lt. Tirebiter's line in the Courtroom
Scene is worthy of a grammy or at least a mention.
"Surrogate General Klein, sir. When I signed my contract with
you, I fully intended to fulfill its terms with honor, sir. But
you never told me I had to go out there and kill anybody."
It is not a classic FT one liner but it clearly demonstrates the
wide range of the talents of those guise.
--
Greg Benson
"We've sent your bags on ahead, sir. Where is it you're staying?"
Paul Alan Yachnes
Weird with a beard.
Cat Simril Ishikawa
There's no such thing as a mailman. There's just a guy who delivers letters
a few hours a day.
Peter Bergman, Radio Free Oz, 1967
See
The
USA
through your turret bay,
Your Anti-Christler car will but them off!
A Life in the Day, 1967
OslowFofe
"It's not magic it's just this chromium switch here".
Nino Savate, the Electrician
Shtimsdrow
"Rated O, for overrated."
-----------------------------------------------------
Richard Keith Carson
Carson and Company, Wordsmiths
http://www.vashonisland.com/carson
Richard Arnold
Here's a big quote.
"Hiya, friends! Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors, the
world's largest new used and used new automobile dealership, Ralph
Spoilsport Motors, here in the City of Emphysema. Let's just look at
the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders, two-way
sneezethrough windvent, star-studded mudgards, sponge-coated *edible*
steering column, chrome fender dents, and factory air-conditioned air
from our fully factory-equipped air-conditioned factory. It's a
beautiful car, friends, with doors to match! Birch's Blacklist says
this automobile was *stolen,* but for you, friends, the complete
price, only two thousand five HUNDRED dollars, in easy monthly
payments of twenty-five dollars a week, twice a week, and never on
Sundays."
Richard
rar...@clark.net
http://www.clark.net/pub/rarnold/
Joe
rar...@clark.net (Richard Arnold) wrote:
>"Mick, mwe m'an't mahlk mhere
Muddya meam mwe man't malk mere?
Lalalawyr
In article <31fe8ebb...@news3.paonline.com>, an49...@anon.penet.fi
writes:
>"Doctor, give him something for his cough." "Alright, alright, here's a
>quarter."
"Oh, that's not much." "It's not much of a cough, either."
That's the problem with some of these FT quotes - they need the rest of
the routine, (or maybe they just trigger the rest in the old synapses).
Melissa
Jan-Pieter van den Oever
Richard Arnold
lala...@aol.com (Lalalawyr) wrote:
>Melissa
That's what I love about this stuff, M. I only need one short phrase,
and my mind completes the rest. Sometimes if I hear "Hiya, Friends..."
it's enough for me to run through most of HCYB in my head.
Richard
rar...@clark.net
http://www.clark.net/pub/rarnold/
Michael Dec
Certainly not wildy popular or, I suspect, well known... this one, which
practically sounds like a Bergman aside, has become a common interjection
with me. It has the staggering power to stop almost any conversation
cold. I speak , of course, of the litttle line uttered in ITNWYOYO:
" That's a day's pay! "
Uttered in context, in regard to ANY sum of money, and in a bad Bob Hope
impression <with the prefix of HEY!> , it is indeed a beautiful thing.
You go on, I can't go on , I'll go on.
-
MICHAEL DEC LHS...@prodigy.com
Gratuitous Pseudonym
"You bet your roots, Toots! It's tons o' fun!"
"Ah... The balls are clearing again. The left one is the sun and the other
they call the moon."
"Thith ith Commander Deimoth of the Federation. Thousandth of mutantth and
jutht plain joeth from little moonth all over the galaxy are ready to drive
you back to whatever evil world you came from. So batten down the hatcheth,
Printh Arcturuth, 'cauth here we come!"
"How does he make his voice do that?"
"There was a passel o' them Theosophists over at the bar, raisin' the devil.
Had 'im about ten feet off the floor."
"The lights went out in the bathroom and I missed everything! What a mess!"
"I was just checking the gas connection. It's been making funny music."
"The real George Washington brought the hemp, and I, the evening papers."
"Bad food and bad people go together... at La Bomba Shelter!"
"Don't horn the cherries, Joe, you'll suffocate."
"Which way'd we go?"
"Come, sit on the face of a refined man."
"Eat 'em, wipe 'em off, eat 'em again. Your first bag will be your last."
Joe Fishbein
A few from the two "Dear Friends" radio shows I recorded way back
when:
"Can you recall those happy hours in the bell tower, you and I? Our
initials are there still, carved into the back of the caretaker."
"I've got an idea! I'll paint the scenery!"
"It must be that cocaine, available at Balliol Brothers Pharmacy for
eleven thousand dollars a kilo."
"For seventy nine dollars and thirty two cents a week you's not gonna
beat me wit dat bootstrap!"
-- Joe
j...@visi.com
Paul Molina
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of the five people on the list that was contained in the article. I
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listed and moved everyone up one position, and I put my name in
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I then took this revised article now with my name on the list and
REPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD
MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW. I then waited to watch the money come
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But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!! I
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Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only cost
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*** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***
OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information, if you
like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:
"Please add my name to your list". This creates a service out of this
money making system and thus making it completely legal. You are not
just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar
for a legitimate service. Make sure you include your name and
address. I assure you that, again, this is completely legal! For a
neat little twist, also write what slot their name was in: "You were
in slot 3", Just to add a little fun! This is all about having fun
and making money at the same time!
2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks or
money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way to
the five people listed. The folding of the paper around the bill will
insure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!
3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO
YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list of five people; remove the first
name from position one and move everyone on the list up slot one on
the list. Position 2 name will now move to the position 1 slot ,
position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will be be 3, 5 wil be 4.
Now put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5, the
bottom position on the list.
4. Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible. Give a
catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!! Such as:
"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF
YOUR DEBTS??", etc. And the more uploads, the more money you will
make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will make
too. LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING
FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap
the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads
you'll post, such as 15-20 postings or more! Always have a goal in
mind!!! If you can UUE encode the file when uploading, that will make
it easier for the people to receive it and have it downloaded to their
hard drive. That way they get a copy of the article right on their
computer without hassles of viewing and then saving the article from
the File menu. Don't alter the file type, leave it as an MS-DOS Text
file. The best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's
Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. If the margins
look right without making the screen slide left or right when at the
ends of the sentences, you're in business!
5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or
"POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, tell them
who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP.
I would try to describe how to do it but there are simply too many
internet software packages with slightly different yet relatively
simple ways to post or upload a file. Just ask for help or look in
the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for GNN, you simply
select 'POST' then enter a catchy description under the subject box,
choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT 'TXT', then choose 'Browse'
to go look for the file. Find your text file CASH.TXT and click on it
and choose 'OK'. Place a one line statement in the main body section
of the message post screen. Something like "Download this to read how
to get cash arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever.
Just make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something
like..."Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!"
You'll never get ANY responses!
6. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE
CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!! Expect to see a little money start to
trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORM
WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of the
mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you
realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!
7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life (or
the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget. ENJOY
LIFE!
8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply re-activate
this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you originally
posted and possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever lose
this file, always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need
cash. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND
TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!
******************************************************************
******************************************************************
THE NAMES LIST THE NAMES LIST THE NAME LIST
******************************************************************
* HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
*
* 1. Sandy Kim
* 3047 David Ave #10
* Campbell, CA 95128
* USA
*
* 2. Jonathan Walker
* Rt. 4 Box 218-C
* Abbeville, SC 29620
* USA
*
* 3. Exavia Wafer
* 2721 Beau Drive
* Mesquite, Tx 75181
* USA
*
* 4. Marko Cehaja
* Stangenstr. 63
* 70771 L.-Echterdingen
* GERMANY
*
* 5. Paul Molina
* 8014 N.W. 15th Manor
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Dave Balderstone
In article <4ua8et$n...@nadine.teleport.com>, d...@teleport.com (Gratuitous
Pseudonym) wrote:
>"Thith ith Commander Deimoth of the Federation. Thousandth of mutantth and
>jutht plain joeth from little moonth all over the galaxy are ready to drive
>you back to whatever evil world you came from. So batten down the hatcheth,
>Printh Arcturuth, 'cauth here we come!"
"You get the guard's attention by urinating through the window in the cell
door, and I'll knock him out when he comes in. Ready?"
"I guess if I'm not in orbit now, I'll never be, Mister Time."
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Joe
Paul Molina <gts...@satelnet.org> wrote:
>Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take two
>minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make some
>serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt, ready to do
>almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those bill
>collectors.
(bullshit deleted)
you and 1buck could both save me lots of time and each send me 5 bucks
then I could make 10 bucks! If everyone who posted this crap sent me 5
bucks I could retire in Hawaii! c'mon please? It's only 5 bucks. :)
Joe
Paul Molina <gts...@satelnet.org> wrote:
>Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take two
>minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make some
>serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt, ready to do
>almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those bill
>collectors.
(bullshit deleted)
you and 1buck could both save me lots of time if you each send me 5
bucks. Then I could make 10 bucks! If everyone who posted this crap
HeadLeg
"Pass the Lord, and praise the ammunition!"
"This program is rated X, the unknown: positivly no one admitted."
"Tell it to the X-mass Bunny, Kid!"
"You're sitting in a puddle of excitement, aren't you?"
And my favorite obsure one of all:
"Yes dear: there's a whole dead cat in every bar of Dead Cat Soap."
(The full bit - from "In the next world..." - runs:)
"Dear, where's the dead cat?"
"Uh, it's in the soap dish."
"But there's soap in the soap dish."
"Yeah... uh, the cat's in the soap."
"What?"
"Yes dear: there's a whole dead cat in every bar of Dead Cat Soap."
IN THE NEXT WORLD... is undeservably obsure. Some great writing.
Tsevis
"Well I discovered the Ivory Soap, right between my thighs!"
pault
HeadLeg wrote:
>
<quotes snipped>
> And my favorite obsure one of all:
> "Yes dear: there's a whole dead cat in every bar of Dead Cat Soap."
>
> (The full bit - from "In the next world..." - runs:)
> "Dear, where's the dead cat?"
> "Uh, it's in the soap dish."
> "But there's soap in the soap dish."
> "Yeah... uh, the cat's in the soap."
> "What?"
> "Yes dear: there's a whole dead cat in every bar of Dead Cat Soap."
>
> IN THE NEXT WORLD... is undeservably obsure. Some great writing.
couldn't get into this one when i first bought it. decided to
play it again a few years back and found myself ROTF-LOL.
the writing is IMHO <censored> brilliant!
i love it as much as all the others now. maybe this one just
has to grow on you?
favs:
"it's the worst street in town, it's so bad."
"...the bars are for your protection, not his."
"...affirmative. this sucker is... <gunfire> ...exterminated!"
"...klong's loaded up on dope and he's killing people!"
"...good news boy! klong wasted the pussy cat. woof! woof!"
"EAT FASCIST DEATH, FLAMING MEDIA PIGS!"
etc...
if you've never heard this one, find it, buy it, listen to
it. listen to it again. listen several times. it will grow
on you. IMHO you'll like it.
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"A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies, the chance
to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure.
New climate, recreational facilities..."
Overhead Blimp
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Bob Reeves
Who's getting YOUR garbage, you ... or Tojo?
HFMnet
Couldn't agree more! Wish they'd put the whole thing out on CD. At least
there's a long excerpt on the Sony Legacy compilation. They really never
did anything else quite like this--very dark, brutal writing. Also an
interesting creative experiment (script and production by Austin and
Ossman duo, performances by all four Firesigners). Too bad it came at the
end of their Columbia contract and was not supported by promotion or
touring. A largely unrecognized masterpiece.
sbolerjack
"What side are you on?"
"Side Two,..."
"Good -- you're with us,..."