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<Regnad_Kcin> Woody Hayes bruitaliy beats a 3rd stringer, news at 11
<uhmeow> yeah, glass bottles are the best but i'd probably have to
dealve down into your country to find em
<Dexter_Fong> Ken: Hey Mon...you want Ginger Beer?
<Bubbas_Brain> Do I hear road trip to Michigan!>!
<uhmeow> no, it isn't. a us company just used the name canada dry. it
wasn't our product
<kend^> i'm not sure you can get ANYTHING in glass bottles except beer,
wine, and hard stuff any more here
<Dexter_Fong> Bobby Knight does a drive by of Woody's house
<kend^> dex: i've tried birch beer but never ginger beer. similar to ale?
<Regnad_Kcin> except in Mexican stores
<Regnad_Kcin> funny but true
<kend^> we have 3 mexican stores here in town, but i've never been to
any of them
<Bubbas_Brain> do they pay you anything for the name (canada, I mean,
the royal you)
<Regnad_Kcin> and in Mexico itself
<Dexter_Fong> Cat: Sunday's in Ontario used to be Canada, dry =
<Regnad_Kcin> for some reason they always have glass bottles. dunno why....
<Dexter_Fong> Kend: It's alchoholic and quite spicy
<kend^> dex: i was in applebee's here couple months ago, sunday at noon
for lunch, guy ordered beer and had to wait until 1pm.
<Regnad_Kcin> serve you right for spiking your bedweiser with tobasco
<kend^> dex: i think i'll wait on that one then. i'm not a spicy person
<Dexter_Fong> Kend^: Ive seen your shoes =))
<Regnad_Kcin> did they still have their soles?
<kend^> i wear shoes for industry, comrade!
<kend^> no souls, they are waiting for reincarnation
<bfwestley> hey, I made it
<Dexter_Fong> K: And at night , you're Captain Insole
[bfwestley:#firesign PING]
<kend^> no, i'm colonel insane!
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<kend^> (ret., us navy)
<Bubbas_Brain> Did the devil's shoemaker sell his sole to the .... oh
never mind.
<Regnad_Kcin> colonel insane and his mustard packs - that's a punk band
name ain't it?
<Dexter_Fong> Right thisa way gentlemen
<kend^> the cat got put outside
<Regnad_Kcin> if not it should be
<kend^> i prefer the brown mustard, spicy without being "hot"
<Dexter_Fong> Reg: They're playing this week at Mr. Body's Billiard Room
<Regnad_Kcin> hey, neither of us have taste buds....
<kend^> all my taste is in my mouth
<Regnad_Kcin> make it as hot as hell, you won't feel it until its on its
way back out
<Dexter_Fong> I haven't tasted a bud in quite some time
* Dexter_Fong away for refill
<kend^> last time i tried to taste a bud, i couldn't find any papers or
my pipe
<bfwestley> how about a landfill?
<Regnad_Kcin> i haven't tasted a bud since highschool, when some
smart-ass brought some over
<Regnad_Kcin> amd we all toasted to "at least its not busch"
<kend^> when i lived in tampa, was close to busch gardens. had yearly
pass, used to drink busch every weekend FREE!
<kend^> they rarely served bud or mich
* Dexter_Fong has been full .. er uh refilled
<Regnad_Kcin> sounds like one of those promotional tools kebashed by lawyers
<Regnad_Kcin> like baseball night at the ballpark
<kend^> ah, lawyers. one of my favorite subjects.....
<Dexter_Fong> BF: 3 seconds
<Regnad_Kcin> right up there with advertising executives
<kend^> ceo's and accountants are giving them a run for their money
(literally!)
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<DocTechnical> hey gang
<Dexter_Fong> Hey Doc T!
<kend^> hi tom
<DocTechnical> or should i say, "gang"
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<DocTechnical> guess who i have with me here?
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<kend^> hi mz. lili
<Regnad_Kcin> and an ounce gets you 10 years
<Bubbas_Brain> He's morphing again!
<Regnad_Kcin> but defraud people of billions of dollars and you get a raise
<LiliLamont> 'Hello, gentleman. I can't type worth a damn tonight.
Must have been the three gin and tonics.
<Dexter_Fong> Ah...the famous duelling personalities...each one
different..each one irresistible....(Way too long)
<Regnad_Kcin> something wrong somewhere methinks
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<DocTechnical> Bombay Sapphire, don'cha know..
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<kend^> gin and tonic is ok, if you take out the gin and take out the tonic
<kend^> hi fireprincess
<Fire_Princess> Hello
<HasNoName> hola, doc.
<Fire_Princess> what's this channel all about ?
<Bubbas_Brain> Hmmmmmm, lime.
<Regnad_Kcin> Vodka on the rocks. You want ice with that?
<kend^> how's the u.k. tonight?
<Dexter_Fong> Hi FP
<kend^> firesign theatre, comedy group
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<HasNoName> hello, fp
<Fire_Princess> evening Dexter
<kend^> we are a bunch of idiots who make fun of everything
<Dexter_Fong> Actually Night here in NYC PF
<kend^> now we've got 3 (count 'em) countries represented!
<Regnad_Kcin> i thought they were a troupe
<DocTechnical> We are fans of The Firesign Theatre, we gather here every
Thursday night to bandy about Firesign lines and generally be witty and
shoot the sh*t.
<Regnad_Kcin> wtf is a troupe
<Dexter_Fong> I thought they were a group
<HasNoName> if we were smart, we'd make gold out of everything and
retire....
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<Bubbas_Brain> you say group, I say troupe, lets call the whole thing
off.....
<Regnad_Kcin> or step in it, as the case may well be
<Dexter_Fong> Has: Don't let out our secret
<LiliLamont> What brings you to our illustrious session, FP?
<kend^> how's weather in u.k.? the continent's been getting hammered
lately, i see on television
<Regnad_Kcin> well hnn, we'd need a resident alchemist 1st (DUH)
<Fire_Princess> Well I thought by the channel name that you were
interested in fire
<Fire_Princess> Silly me
<Bubbas_Brain> it troupe is troupe, why isn't group, groupe?
<Regnad_Kcin> fire is good
<Dexter_Fong> What's that Reg!!! Some kinda terrorist?
<Bubbas_Brain> Maybe grope?
<Regnad_Kcin> groupe - only in italy
<kend^> silly works here :)
<kend^> grapa
<Dexter_Fong> so are the other 3 elements
<HasNoName> troupe l'oeill fools the ear?
<Dexter_Fong> What?
<Regnad_Kcin> wanna go burn something fire_princess?
<kend^> hydrogen? carbon? allspice?
<Bubbas_Brain> or tip o'neill
<LiliLamont> More like trompe Lear.
<Dexter_Fong> Eugene Oneill
<kend^> or, charlie chaplin, the little tramp
<Bubbas_Brain> Eugene Onegin.
* HasNoName likes burning things in his Andrew Lloyd Weber Grill...
<LiliLamont> A distant relative of the Doctor, I believe.
<Fire_Princess> Indeed fire is good
<Bubbas_Brain> Ugh, fire good.
<kend^> without fire we would have to EAT IT RAW!
* Dexter_Fong checks thermometer
<Fire_Princess> and wouldnt have fun either
<Dexter_Fong> Burn the Sushi
<LiliLamont> You make that sound like a bad thing.
<Bubbas_Brain> Ugh, sushi good.
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<DocTechnical> Eat it RAW!!!!
<kend^> well, some meat and veggies are better cooked. try eating dry
rice, for instance
<Dexter_Fong> Burned is good....Burned sushi is very good
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<Bubbas_Brain> RAW! RAW! RAW!
<kend^> more sugar?
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<Fire_Princess> hmm never tried burning the Sushi
<uhmeow> hey lili
<LiliLamont> I like steak tartare, myself. Hi, Cat!
<Regnad_Kcin> burning sugar is interesting
<uhmeow> some one new
<Bubbas_Brain> back cat?
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<kend^> by definition, it's not sushi if it's cooked though, do i detect
a paradox?
<uhmeow> yeah
<Dexter_Fong> "We've been burning the Sushi here all night, with Be-bop Lobo
<LiliLamont> Hey, Cat, Doc got your email and will be getting out
invoices soon.
<Fire_Princess> sugar?
<Fire_Princess> in what way?
<uhmeow> i actually had a bad meal at Gusto i Quatro
<Regnad_Kcin> no, no paradox kend. we call that baked sushi
<Regnad_Kcin> tasty
<uhmeow> the new sicillian menu. dreadful
<uhmeow> 1maybe the food is good
<kend^> all this talk about sushi, i think i'll head out to the local
chinese buffet for lunch tomorrow, salmon and octopus :)
<Regnad_Kcin> hillbilly steak is better tho
<Dexter_Fong> Yes, honey? =)
<Bubbas_Brain> Think Salmon Skin Roll.
<LiliLamont> Try getting the real thing in Sicily. It's much better.
<uhmeow> who is fire princess
<Fire_Princess> Me
<uhmeow> we wont get south of sorrento
<kend^> daughter of fire queen?
<Regnad_Kcin> getchoo a griddle. getchoo some water and pour dat inde
griddle. now add spam
<LiliLamont> A visitor from deepest, darkest Britain.
<uhmeow> from cooking show, i learn that sorrento has best lemons in the
world, tomatoes too. i'll find out soon enough
<Fire_Princess> That's quite a rational conclusion
<kend^> the third member of earth, wind, and fire :)
<uhmeow> is there a higher, lighter england?
<uhmeow> all that vesuvian ash
<Regnad_Kcin> and fourth member of blood sweat and tears
<Regnad_Kcin> small world taint it
<LiliLamont> I lived in Newmarket for 3 years, and I know how deep and
dark it can get. Especially in the winter.
<Dexter_Fong> whew!!
<uhmeow> is there a deeper darker oldmarket?
<Fire_Princess> It is dire over here
<Dexter_Fong> It sinks in the winter Lil?
<Fire_Princess> and wet too
<uhmeow> dire straights? money for nothing
<uhmeow> chicks for free
<Bubbas_Brain> Yes, water! Now we have all the elements.
<Dexter_Fong> A wet dire, is an unhappy dire
<Regnad_Kcin> but chicks are never free. false advertising
<kend^> "free advice is worth what you pay for it"
<Dexter_Fong> Checks
<Fire_Princess> however .. a few years ago ..... we got this new thing
..... callled .............. hmmmm ........electricity
<uhmeow> a chicken in every pot
<Regnad_Kcin> Water! now we can make ice cubes
<uhmeow> pot in....
<Dexter_Fong> Free Czechs
* Bubbas_Brain thinks the Greeks must have had a very short periodic table.
<Regnad_Kcin> for to put in our firewater
<uhmeow> now they're under water
<LiliLamont> Remember the line from Jethro Tull? Do you remember
December's foggy freeze? I used to inhale that on the flightline at RAF
Lakenheath.
<kend^> damn! next think you know, those brits will have computers!
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<Dexter_Fong> Dr. Bubba: I belive your correct
<Fire_Princess> nah .... that's beyond us
<uhmeow> hey doc
<Fire_Princess> running water's our next goal
<Regnad_Kcin> speaking of lyrics, you know that Zappa one? keep it greasey?
<Fire_Princess> then maybe ............. flush toilets
<Regnad_Kcin> good advice
<DocTechnical> Firesign Theatre were dort of an American Monty Python,
except their medium was strictly audio (radio, specifically) and they
never made it nearly as big
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<kend^> well, we in america thank the brits, without you, we'd have no
"new england"
<Regnad_Kcin> they invented the word "dort" as well
<bfwestley> or "new york"
<Dexter_Fong> lol Reg
<Bubbas_Brain> Thus Greek molecules would have been combinations of
elements..... say mud, steam, hot air.....
<uhmeow> you'll be the biggest great dort dealer in yorkton, mr bronfman
<Regnad_Kcin> we thank the dutch for new york don't we?
<kend^> i drove a dodge dort once
<LiliLamont> Yes, but what I really want to know is did they ever
standardize the electrical outlets? I used to have to buy all these
silly adapters.
<uhmeow> a dutch treat
<Fire_Princess> anyway ..... it's very late ... or early here
<Regnad_Kcin> or is blame more correct...
<Dexter_Fong> Bub: Don't forget about the linen
<Fire_Princess> so .. time for bed
<uhmeow> yes, i have to get one of those for the mini dv camera
<Bubbas_Brain> linen?
<Regnad_Kcin> don't let the fire bugs bite
<kend^> good nite, fp, you are welcome any thursday night
<LiliLamont> my D ley is broken, every time I try to type the letter D I
get a D indtead
<Fire_Princess> indeedy
<uhmeow> you in uk, fire?
<kend^> (or friday morning, gmt)
<Fire_Princess> That's very kind of you
<Fire_Princess> Yes Im in Scotland
<LiliLamont> and my l ley is brolen too
<Dexter_Fong> Night PF...hope you enjoyed your self =))
<uhmeow> a different time zone entirely
<Dexter_Fong> FP duh
<LiliLamont> Doc is impersonating me.
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<DocTechnical> nite fp
<uhmeow> come again soon
<Regnad_Kcin> i like those time zones that take a half hour step
<Fire_Princess> Thank you
<kend^> a different century. they still know how to make good whisky in
scotland :)
<Regnad_Kcin> good advertising
<Fire_Princess> we do yes
<DocTechnical> hey, my band opened for Midge Ure back in '91 here in CT
USA...
<DocTechnical> What a nice guy!
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<DocTechnical> oh well...
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<uhmeow> we've never had a visitor from the uk or scotland before, eh?
<Regnad_Kcin> wanted to chat about fire and its applications. But don't
we all sometimes?
<uhmeow> how did this happen?
<Dexter_Fong> Lili? How about that Midge Ure?
<kend^> i think australia is still the record distance
<uhmeow> we had that aussie a few times
<Regnad_Kcin> Something about a mudfish cat?
<LiliLamont> Ask the Doctor. He was typing under my name.
<Regnad_Kcin> or was it a catfish
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<DocTechnical> no i wasn't...
<Dexter_Fong> Countersigning no doubt
<kend^> can he type over your name too? or is he strictly two dimensional?
<uhmeow> is that what he was doing there?
<Regnad_Kcin> and some great firey balls
<Dexter_Fong> Flatlanders
<kend^> flatliners. terrible movie of many years ago
<DocTechnical> Back in '91, I was in local band One Fell Swoop - played
keys & MIDI computer - we got the chance to open for Midge during his
tour of the states - Toad's Place, New Haven CT
<Dexter_Fong> ____________
<DocTechnical> A delightful experience!
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<LiliLamont> Dex, say you're still alive!
<kend^> anyone know cpr? i only know npr
<Dexter_Fong> Im still alive....after all these years
<uhmeow> how's your daughter, lili?
<Bubbas_Brain> alive!..... alive!!!!
<Dexter_Fong> You named you're daughter LiliY
<Dexter_Fong> ?
<Bubbas_Brain> Canadian Public Radio?
<LiliLamont> Not bad. Doc and I went to Hamilton on the weekend of the
3rd, her 32nd birthday. It was a lovely visit.
<Dexter_Fong> Too long
<Regnad_Kcin> random thought: hotboxing the dog is a sport for the young
<LiliLamont> Her name is Eleni.
<Dexter_Fong> Reg: Okay...what is it??=)
<kend^> an elegant name
<kend^> my new kitties like to box each other
<Dexter_Fong> And not like Lili at all
<Regnad_Kcin> i think hotboxing is putting the dog's head in a bag and
blowing smoke in it
<uhmeow> sounds like a tribe of cute characters for george lucas to
merchandise
<kend^> reg: i had a pet skunk once, did that to him
<Dexter_Fong> Reg: TMI
<LiliLamont> I had a great aunt named Elena, but my Greek-American
husband insisted that she have a Greek name. Hence, Eleni. It is very
pretty, though, just like her.
<Regnad_Kcin> dunno why that came up, other than my dog has a weird look
in his eyes right now
<uhmeow> i'm sure
<Dexter_Fong> Oopah
<Regnad_Kcin> oprah
<uhmeow> no lucas merchandisers and splicers need apply
<kend^> reg: he's attempting to read your mind
<LiliLamont> Jeez, my ex used to say that all the time.
<uhmeow> rick steeves is in greece tonight so we turned him off
<Regnad_Kcin> he'll have to be careful not to knock over all the empty boxes
<kend^> my ex used to say "that" all the time too :)
<Dexter_Fong> Lili: I may be channeling him..do you have any olives and
feta cheese
<uhmeow> i dont want to get any closer to greece than Mythos
<Bubbas_Brain> Is he fried?
<kend^> was that headline on planet proctor on ng? "100 olives lost in
flood"
<LiliLamont> I've eaten olives and feta cheese, and I like Greek food,
as Cat knows. But none in the fridge right now.
<Dexter_Fong> I'm Miss Ooths, and I'll discipline you...good!
<Regnad_Kcin> anyone ever had saganaki? or is that chicago-only
<uhmeow> i love eating greek food. In north vancouver!
<LiliLamont> Dex: I've never seen this side of you!
* Dexter_Fong throws entire 68-piece set of dinner wear in celebration
of life....and death
<kend^> reg: we have quasi-greek restaurant here, i've seen it on menu,
but never tried it
<LiliLamont> Cat, I had wonderful Greek food in Thessoloniki.
<kend^> what is it?
<uhmeow> i'm sure there is some in greece. just don't plan to go there
and find out
<Regnad_Kcin> it was "invented" in chicago...
<kend^> as was everythng else great in the world
<Regnad_Kcin> but i understand the cheese has to be just right
<Regnad_Kcin> so elsewhere it may not be as good
<LiliLamont> Greek food was invented in Chicago? Wait a minute....
<Regnad_Kcin> saganaki :)
<kend^> anagrams to nagasaki
<Regnad_Kcin> they pour booze on it, bring it to the table and light it
on fire
<uhmeow> i went to a greeek restaurant in yorkton.
<Dexter_Fong> Hah! clever japanese prot to steal cledit for gleek food
<kend^> flaming cheese?
<Regnad_Kcin> and everyone in the restaurant yells Opah!"
<Regnad_Kcin> in a nutshell kend ;)
<uhmeow> it reminded me of a restaurant near where i worked in tokyo
called Vegetarian.
<LiliLamont> Are we getting personal here?
<uhmeow> served hamburgers. i asked why the name? they said they liked it
<uhmeow> who cares what it means
<Dexter_Fong> Lili: who's we?
<Dexter_Fong> there's you....and Doc.....and....
<uhmeow> kend is in a nutshell? wow, that divorce must be tough
<Regnad_Kcin> the japanese learn a very interesting form of elglish
<kend^> we: the personal pronoun, plural, referring to those in attendance
<LiliLamont> Dex: That was a question to kend^'s remark about flaming
cheese.
<Regnad_Kcin> called "engrish"
<Bubbas_Brain> There's a Greek restaurant in Bloomington called The
Trojan Horse..... not sure I trust food that gets inside and then attacks.
<Regnad_Kcin> go search for it on google
<uhmeow> food in a condom?
<Regnad_Kcin> its like ebonics for the japanese
<Regnad_Kcin> quite funny
<LiliLamont> BB: It's called a parasite.
<kend^> the "greekest" thing i've had at the local place is a gyro
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<Bubbas_Brain> At least its not the Horse Trojan, cat.
<DocTechnical> I would've thought it was called "Japlist"
<Regnad_Kcin> that's where they get names for food like "happy fun balls"
<Dexter_Fong> Like the parasite they give you with the poison
fish...prove it not poison
<DocTechnical> er, "Japlish"
<uhmeow> a very strange country
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<Dexter_Fong> In WW2 we had a jap list
<uhmeow> i'm REALLY HAPPY i don't live there any more, inspite of the
humorous english
<Bubbas_Brain> www.engrish.com
<LiliLamont> It certainly is. Amazing that someone as cool as Fumiyo
came from there.
<uhmeow> kend, you sent me that, right?
<kend^> i'll have to try the saganaki sometime, will let you know, reg
<uhmeow> yes, no one can understand that, lily. especially not her
<Regnad_Kcin> never saw that - www.engrish.com
<kend^> cat, i think i did
<Regnad_Kcin> hehe
<uhmeow> that is a funny site, but i saw that every day over there
<kend^> it's funny as hell, reg, plan to spend some time laughing
* Dexter_Fong danced the Saganaki till daylight
<uhmeow> carl sagan getting nookie in the afterlife?
<Dexter_Fong> or raughing
<uhmeow> he must be surprised
<kend^> how do you dance with flaming cheese? VERY CAREFULLY!
<Bubbas_Brain> This shop challenging the price broken.
<LiliLamont> Wouldn't you be?
<Regnad_Kcin> oooh, the guy with the t0shirt
<Regnad_Kcin> let me transcribe....
<Dexter_Fong> Billions and Billions of hot hot hot ...uh novas
<LiliLamont> You know that's gotta hurt.
<uhmeow> i'll believe in the next life when i find myself in it
<kend^> i've always wanted to be in a black hole....
<Dexter_Fong> You're there Cat? I'm rwriting the script
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<kend^> but they ARE all pink on the inside
<uhmeow> still in this life
<Dexter_Fong> Come to NYC Kend^...can fix you right up
<DocTechnical> I'm really trashed, did not get a lot of sleep over the
weekend, it's caught up with me. y'all have a great evening.
<uhmeow> if you wanna call this "still"
<DocTechnical> We'll be back next week.
<kend^> later, doc & lili
<uhmeow> have a great sleep, doc
<DocTechnical> Nytol............ (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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<Dexter_Fong> Kend: YOu've not really searcvhed
<Regnad_Kcin> "Miss Urine Tester USA Booth 707 - Save your life!"
<kend^> no, i've not done any extensive research, going on what others
have told me
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<StephenFosterKane> StephenFosterKane appears at 10:36:31 PM EDT. We all want
to know, just as much as I want to know Who's Responsible?!
<kend^> hi brian
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<uhmeow> hey klok
<Dexter_Fong> "Howdy Miss, Urine, hoeny....wanna dance?"
[klokwkdog:#firesign PING]
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<Regnad_Kcin> New SUV from Honda - "The Clima"
<Dexter_Fong> Hey brian
<uhmeow> you just missed lili, doc and a woman from scotland
<Regnad_Kcin> New SUV from Honda - "The Climax"
<uhmeow> see what happens when you show up late?
<kend^> cat, you're assuming there, just because the name was
"princess", doesn't mean it was female
<klokwkdog> tell me more, Cat! should I call them and ask to listen?
<Regnad_Kcin> apparently comes with "exciting pleasure world accessories"
<bfwestley> gonna do more DVD work, see ya
<uhmeow> true
<kend^> nite, bf
<Regnad_Kcin> damn, gotta get me one of them
<Dexter_Fong> RG? Are light Clima better....let's do it that way
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<klokwkdog> nite bf; hi bf...
<Regnad_Kcin> cya
<uhmeow> bf westly has work?
<kend^> there is town near kalamazoo named climax, the road signs saying
"climax 6 miles" keep disappearing mysteriously
<Dexter_Fong> RG: Ignore previous bus memo, don't call me, I'll call you
<Regnad_Kcin> I keep forgetting to steal the new-ish "Speed hump" signs
<klokwkdog> not to mention the traffic problems as drivers try to obey
<kend^> "and we have a new world record! 3 seconds!"
<uhmeow> its a new record every time
<Dexter_Fong> "and he had both hands on the wheel in the ten and four
oclock position....so that means extra poi ts
<Bubbas_Brain> gotta fly now.
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<kend^> spread those wings
<Dexter_Fong> Fly Bubba, Fly
<kend^> extra poi, ts eliot loves that hawaiian stuff
<Dexter_Fong> Hwy he's an...American Eagle
<uhmeow> by bb
<Dexter_Fong> Kend^ tell me more about Aloha Sweeny =))
<Regnad_Kcin> hawaiians sold their land for mayonaise
<kend^> lovely pineapple flavor when sufficiently aroused :)
<Regnad_Kcin> wonder why we don't here mre about that and less about
beads to the indians
<uhmeow> and the mayans sold their land for hawaian punch?
<Regnad_Kcin> i remember that on pbs years back....
<kend^> i keep thinking about the mayan calendar ending in 2012, we've
got only 10 years left, dear friends
<Regnad_Kcin> some poor hawaiian saying how they took all his land
<Regnad_Kcin> and all he had to show for it was a room full of empty
mayonaise jars
<uhmeow> didnt get chance to ask bf when next firesign npr show will be
<Regnad_Kcin> now i may be very cruel indeed
<Regnad_Kcin> but that cracks me up
<kend^> hellman's, i hope
<Regnad_Kcin> this would have been in the 40's?
<uhmeow> hellmouth? isnt that next to heater?
<Regnad_Kcin> so long as it wasn't miracle whip.... that'd be a REAL burn
<kend^> in the south, where i grew up, most people mean miracle whip
when they say mayonnaise
<kend^> i'll take either one
<uhmeow> the dutch put mayonaise on their "french fries" it's really
good mayo though
<Regnad_Kcin> ew... stuff makes me gag
<Regnad_Kcin> yah, i saw that with the fries
<Regnad_Kcin> does not compute in my head
<kend^> i've put cheese or bbq sauce on fries, but never tried mayo
<uhmeow> yeah those euros are weird with a beard
<uhmeow> i gotta prepare myself
<Dexter_Fong> InCanada, they put Malt Vinegar on fries....damn good
<uhmeow> now that is excellent
<kend^> dex, i put that on deep fried fish, like it
<Regnad_Kcin> neat... never had that
<uhmeow> particularly with fish and chips
<kend^> there are vinegar potato chips, but i've not tried them
<Dexter_Fong> Yes Cat
<Regnad_Kcin> in illinois we call stuff like that the Edgar
<uhmeow> i wonder if that's brittish
<Dexter_Fong> Allan Po?
<Regnad_Kcin> after our governor underwnet a 4 or 5x bypass years ago
<uhmeow> quite good, actually
<Regnad_Kcin> or as homer simpsons would say:
<uhmeow> need a new heart? then it's off to see the wizard
<Regnad_Kcin> Deep Fried lard?! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
<Dexter_Fong> Or his little dog Toto
<kend^> or as emeril would say: pork fat rules
<Dexter_Fong> Speaking of Toto...where's Roto?
<Regnad_Kcin> or as letterman would say:
<kend^> i enjoy watching him occasionally. might be better showman than
cook, dont' know
<Regnad_Kcin> that guy's making gravy
<uhmeow> as simril would say, cat fat rolls
<Regnad_Kcin> i used to like the frugal gourmet
<kend^> i've got a fat cat, weighs about 20 pounds. damned idiot insists
on jumping on me when i'm asleep
<Regnad_Kcin> until that nasty business with the children
<Dexter_Fong> Reg: Heh
<uhmeow> you folks dont get Mario Eats Italy in your country, i suspect,
though he is a new york chef
<klokwkdog> they also put vinegar on fries in RI. by definition, a
"local" place has vinegar dispensers
<klokwkdog> no salt on 'em, either
<kend^> yes, cat, i've seen him on tv
<kend^> klok: is that portuguese habit
<kend^> ?
<uhmeow> on your cooking channel?
<kend^> foodnetwork.com
<Dexter_Fong> I like my fries with Old Bat seasoning
<Dexter_Fong> Bay
<uhmeow> i'm learning what to eat in sorrento and naples from his show
<kend^> vampire fries
<Regnad_Kcin> so, no takers on hllbilly steak?
<kend^> road kill?
<uhmeow> hillbillys can afford steak?
<uhmeow> a steak through the heart, perhaps
<Regnad_Kcin> taught to me by a guy who was overjoyed about finding some
gov't cheese in a dumpster
<Dexter_Fong> Hillbilly steak....a pice of your sister's ???
<uhmeow> sounds like a simpsons episode
<Regnad_Kcin> "but the good stuff, not the other gov't cheeese"
<kend^> oh joy, gubmint cheese! let's have a party
<klokwkdog> no, english
<Regnad_Kcin> i was there... i didn't stay friends too much after that
<Dexter_Fong> I was a NY Banker but I got my Hillbilly Stake and settled
ina dust bowl
<kend^> 40 acres and a mule
<uhmeow> mint cheese? sounds perverse
<Regnad_Kcin> he explained that hillbilly stake was:
<Regnad_Kcin> spam fried with water (not oil)
<Dexter_Fong> Reg: Isn't that boiled spam?
<kend^> fried with water? i thought that was the definition of boiling
<uhmeow> spike lee and a joint
<Regnad_Kcin> no - you need just the RIGHT amount of water
<Regnad_Kcin> so the spam don't stick
* klokwkdog is, however, eating a tuna salad sandwich made from a
fresh-baked bag of bolos levedos
<Dexter_Fong> Kend: I got 48 mules and an acre....place was denude of
vegetatiopn over night
<kend^> it floats on a cushion of superheated steam
<uhmeow> i had my first calzone today. it was Amazing. and i'm not even
in italy yet
<Regnad_Kcin> cause hillbillies can'tafford oil i guess :)
<kend^> bolos levedos means......
<klokwkdog> Southern Connecticut State had a summer course in road kill
<kend^> calzone is good stuff
<Regnad_Kcin> calzones are italian pizzas i believe... they never
actually "made" pizza
<Dexter_Fong> lIKE hOVERSPAM
<Dexter_Fong> DAMN
<Dexter_Fong> damn
<Dexter_Fong> that's better
<kend^> gentlemen, my time tonight is up, i will remain on for the log.
later, dudez
<klokwkdog> 6 weeks learning to identify and prepare, culminating in "a
field trip to find and collect material after which we will return to
campus and prepare a delicious meal"
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<Dexter_Fong> Bon appetit! uh?
<uhmeow> i'm preparing for the trip by trying anything vaguely italian.
the calzone is the size of a small car and i have a tiny appetite so i
dont know how i can eat it. turns out the pastry is so thin it's easy to
eat, and tastes amazing
<Regnad_Kcin> cya kend
<klokwkdog> they are muffins, Ken, kind of like English muffins, but
without the little holes; much sweeter and with lemon added
<klokwkdog> nite ken
<Dexter_Fong> Night Kend
<uhmeow> by kend
<uhmeow> i had a dream that steve allen was outside in a tree house
playing the piano. i offered him a blue berry muffin and then woke up
<Dexter_Fong> <sigh> time to park the car....will remain backup
logging...and say hello to anyone who remains when I return, and good
night to those who dont
<Regnad_Kcin> nite dex
<klokwkdog> so what was the deal with this scottish person? DT is
replenishing his supply of hallucinogenic thistles?
<uhmeow> to an email from paul krassner, who had just been interviewed
by steve allen a few hours before steve allen's death. steve actually
killed by car on way back from interview
<uhmeow> weirdness or what
<Regnad_Kcin> and then there were 3...
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<Regnad_Kcin> make that 2, i'll be in and out
<uhmeow> ok, i'm off to my tree house. see y'all next week
<uhmeow> by has, if you were ever here at all
<klokwkdog> yes, becoming a southwest icon, according to NYT this week, Reg
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<klokwkdog> funny they didn't mention Char-Grill
<klokwkdog> nite Cat
<klokwkdog> hello?
<klokwkdog> well gee, the party's pooping out on me. nite everyone...
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<uhmeow> yeah, glass bottles are the best but i'd probably have to
dealve down into your country to find em
<Dexter_Fong> Ken: Hey Mon...you want Ginger Beer?
<Bubbas_Brain> Do I hear road trip to Michigan!>!
<uhmeow> no, it isn't. a us company just used the name canada dry. it
wasn't our product
<kend^> i'm not sure you can get ANYTHING in glass bottles except beer,
wine, and hard stuff any more here
<Dexter_Fong> Bobby Knight does a drive by of Woody's house
<kend^> dex: i've tried birch beer but never ginger beer. similar to ale?
<Regnad_Kcin> except in Mexican stores
<Regnad_Kcin> funny but true
<kend^> we have 3 mexican stores here in town, but i've never been to
any of them
<Bubbas_Brain> do they pay you anything for the name (canada, I mean,
the royal you)
<Regnad_Kcin> and in Mexico itself
<Dexter_Fong> Cat: Sunday's in Ontario used to be Canada, dry =
<Regnad_Kcin> for some reason they always have glass bottles. dunno why....
<Dexter_Fong> Kend: It's alchoholic and quite spicy
<kend^> dex: i was in applebee's here couple months ago, sunday at noon
for lunch, guy ordered beer and had to wait until 1pm.
<Regnad_Kcin> serve you right for spiking your bedweiser with tobasco
<kend^> dex: i think i'll wait on that one then. i'm not a spicy person
<Dexter_Fong> Kend^: Ive seen your shoes =))
<Regnad_Kcin> did they still have their soles?
<kend^> i wear shoes for industry, comrade!
<kend^> no souls, they are waiting for reincarnation
<bfwestley> hey, I made it
<Dexter_Fong> K: And at night , you're Captain Insole
[bfwestley:#firesign PING]
<kend^> no, i'm colonel insane!
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<kend^> (ret., us navy)
<Bubbas_Brain> Did the devil's shoemaker sell his sole to the .... oh
never mind.
<Regnad_Kcin> colonel insane and his mustard packs - that's a punk band
name ain't it?
<Dexter_Fong> Right thisa way gentlemen
<kend^> the cat got put outside
<Regnad_Kcin> if not it should be
<kend^> i prefer the brown mustard, spicy without being "hot"
<Dexter_Fong> Reg: They're playing this week at Mr. Body's Billiard Room
<Regnad_Kcin> hey, neither of us have taste buds....
<kend^> all my taste is in my mouth
<Regnad_Kcin> make it as hot as hell, you won't feel it until its on its
way back out
<Dexter_Fong> I haven't tasted a bud in quite some time
* Dexter_Fong away for refill
<kend^> last time i tried to taste a bud, i couldn't find any papers or
my pipe
<bfwestley> how about a landfill?
<Regnad_Kcin> i haven't tasted a bud since highschool, when some
smart-ass brought some over
<Regnad_Kcin> amd we all toasted to "at least its not busch"
<kend^> when i lived in tampa, was close to busch gardens. had yearly
pass, used to drink busch every weekend FREE!
<kend^> they rarely served bud or mich
* Dexter_Fong has been full .. er uh refilled
<Regnad_Kcin> sounds like one of those promotional tools kebashed by lawyers
<Regnad_Kcin> like baseball night at the ballpark
<kend^> ah, lawyers. one of my favorite subjects.....
<Dexter_Fong> BF: 3 seconds
<Regnad_Kcin> right up there with advertising executives
<kend^> ceo's and accountants are giving them a run for their money
(literally!)
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<DocTechnical> hey gang
<Dexter_Fong> Hey Doc T!
<kend^> hi tom
<DocTechnical> or should i say, "gang"
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<DocTechnical> guess who i have with me here?
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<kend^> hi mz. lili
<Regnad_Kcin> and an ounce gets you 10 years
<Bubbas_Brain> He's morphing again!
<Regnad_Kcin> but defraud people of billions of dollars and you get a raise
<LiliLamont> 'Hello, gentleman. I can't type worth a damn tonight.
Must have been the three gin and tonics.
<Dexter_Fong> Ah...the famous duelling personalities...each one
different..each one irresistible....(Way too long)
<Regnad_Kcin> something wrong somewhere methinks
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<DocTechnical> Bombay Sapphire, don'cha know..
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<kend^> gin and tonic is ok, if you take out the gin and take out the tonic
<kend^> hi fireprincess
<Fire_Princess> Hello
<HasNoName> hola, doc.
<Fire_Princess> what's this channel all about ?
<Bubbas_Brain> Hmmmmmm, lime.
<Regnad_Kcin> Vodka on the rocks. You want ice with that?
<kend^> how's the u.k. tonight?
<Dexter_Fong> Hi FP
<kend^> firesign theatre, comedy group
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<HasNoName> hello, fp
<Fire_Princess> evening Dexter
<kend^> we are a bunch of idiots who make fun of everything
<Dexter_Fong> Actually Night here in NYC PF
<kend^> now we've got 3 (count 'em) countries represented!
<Regnad_Kcin> i thought they were a troupe
<DocTechnical> We are fans of The Firesign Theatre, we gather here every
Thursday night to bandy about Firesign lines and generally be witty and
shoot the sh*t.
<Regnad_Kcin> wtf is a troupe
<Dexter_Fong> I thought they were a group
<HasNoName> if we were smart, we'd make gold out of everything and
retire....
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<Bubbas_Brain> you say group, I say troupe, lets call the whole thing
off.....
<Regnad_Kcin> or step in it, as the case may well be
<Dexter_Fong> Has: Don't let out our secret
<LiliLamont> What brings you to our illustrious session, FP?
<kend^> how's weather in u.k.? the continent's been getting hammered
lately, i see on television
<Regnad_Kcin> well hnn, we'd need a resident alchemist 1st (DUH)
<Fire_Princess> Well I thought by the channel name that you were
interested in fire
<Fire_Princess> Silly me
<Bubbas_Brain> it troupe is troupe, why isn't group, groupe?
<Regnad_Kcin> fire is good
<Dexter_Fong> What's that Reg!!! Some kinda terrorist?
<Bubbas_Brain> Maybe grope?
<Regnad_Kcin> groupe - only in italy
<kend^> silly works here :)
<kend^> grapa
<Dexter_Fong> so are the other 3 elements
<HasNoName> troupe l'oeill fools the ear?
<Dexter_Fong> What?
<Regnad_Kcin> wanna go burn something fire_princess?
<kend^> hydrogen? carbon? allspice?
<Bubbas_Brain> or tip o'neill
<LiliLamont> More like trompe Lear.
<Dexter_Fong> Eugene Oneill
<kend^> or, charlie chaplin, the little tramp
<Bubbas_Brain> Eugene Onegin.
* HasNoName likes burning things in his Andrew Lloyd Weber Grill...
<LiliLamont> A distant relative of the Doctor, I believe.
<Fire_Princess> Indeed fire is good
<Bubbas_Brain> Ugh, fire good.
<kend^> without fire we would have to EAT IT RAW!
* Dexter_Fong checks thermometer
<Fire_Princess> and wouldnt have fun either
<Dexter_Fong> Burn the Sushi
<LiliLamont> You make that sound like a bad thing.
<Bubbas_Brain> Ugh, sushi good.
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<DocTechnical> Eat it RAW!!!!
<kend^> well, some meat and veggies are better cooked. try eating dry
rice, for instance
<Dexter_Fong> Burned is good....Burned sushi is very good
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<Bubbas_Brain> RAW! RAW! RAW!
<kend^> more sugar?
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<Fire_Princess> hmm never tried burning the Sushi
<uhmeow> hey lili
<LiliLamont> I like steak tartare, myself. Hi, Cat!
<Regnad_Kcin> burning sugar is interesting
<uhmeow> some one new
<Bubbas_Brain> back cat?
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<kend^> by definition, it's not sushi if it's cooked though, do i detect
a paradox?
<uhmeow> yeah
<Dexter_Fong> "We've been burning the Sushi here all night, with Be-bop Lobo
<LiliLamont> Hey, Cat, Doc got your email and will be getting out
invoices soon.
<Fire_Princess> sugar?
<Fire_Princess> in what way?
<uhmeow> i actually had a bad meal at Gusto i Quatro
<Regnad_Kcin> no, no paradox kend. we call that baked sushi
<Regnad_Kcin> tasty
<uhmeow> the new sicillian menu. dreadful
<uhmeow> 1maybe the food is good
<kend^> all this talk about sushi, i think i'll head out to the local
chinese buffet for lunch tomorrow, salmon and octopus :)
<Regnad_Kcin> hillbilly steak is better tho
<Dexter_Fong> Yes, honey? =)
<Bubbas_Brain> Think Salmon Skin Roll.
<LiliLamont> Try getting the real thing in Sicily. It's much better.
<uhmeow> who is fire princess
<Fire_Princess> Me
<uhmeow> we wont get south of sorrento
<kend^> daughter of fire queen?
<Regnad_Kcin> getchoo a griddle. getchoo some water and pour dat inde
griddle. now add spam
<LiliLamont> A visitor from deepest, darkest Britain.
<uhmeow> from cooking show, i learn that sorrento has best lemons in the
world, tomatoes too. i'll find out soon enough
<Fire_Princess> That's quite a rational conclusion
<kend^> the third member of earth, wind, and fire :)
<uhmeow> is there a higher, lighter england?
<uhmeow> all that vesuvian ash
<Regnad_Kcin> and fourth member of blood sweat and tears
<Regnad_Kcin> small world taint it
<LiliLamont> I lived in Newmarket for 3 years, and I know how deep and
dark it can get. Especially in the winter.
<Dexter_Fong> whew!!
<uhmeow> is there a deeper darker oldmarket?
<Fire_Princess> It is dire over here
<Dexter_Fong> It sinks in the winter Lil?
<Fire_Princess> and wet too
<uhmeow> dire straights? money for nothing
<uhmeow> chicks for free
<Bubbas_Brain> Yes, water! Now we have all the elements.
<Dexter_Fong> A wet dire, is an unhappy dire
<Regnad_Kcin> but chicks are never free. false advertising
<kend^> "free advice is worth what you pay for it"
<Dexter_Fong> Checks
<Fire_Princess> however .. a few years ago ..... we got this new thing
..... callled .............. hmmmm ........electricity
<uhmeow> a chicken in every pot
<Regnad_Kcin> Water! now we can make ice cubes
<uhmeow> pot in....
<Dexter_Fong> Free Czechs
* Bubbas_Brain thinks the Greeks must have had a very short periodic table.
<Regnad_Kcin> for to put in our firewater
<uhmeow> now they're under water
<LiliLamont> Remember the line from Jethro Tull? Do you remember
December's foggy freeze? I used to inhale that on the flightline at RAF
Lakenheath.
<kend^> damn! next think you know, those brits will have computers!
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<Dexter_Fong> Dr. Bubba: I belive your correct
<Fire_Princess> nah .... that's beyond us
<uhmeow> hey doc
<Fire_Princess> running water's our next goal
<Regnad_Kcin> speaking of lyrics, you know that Zappa one? keep it greasey?
<Fire_Princess> then maybe ............. flush toilets
<Regnad_Kcin> good advice
<DocTechnical> Firesign Theatre were dort of an American Monty Python,
except their medium was strictly audio (radio, specifically) and they
never made it nearly as big
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<kend^> well, we in america thank the brits, without you, we'd have no
"new england"
<Regnad_Kcin> they invented the word "dort" as well
<bfwestley> or "new york"
<Dexter_Fong> lol Reg
<Bubbas_Brain> Thus Greek molecules would have been combinations of
elements..... say mud, steam, hot air.....
<uhmeow> you'll be the biggest great dort dealer in yorkton, mr bronfman
<Regnad_Kcin> we thank the dutch for new york don't we?
<kend^> i drove a dodge dort once
<LiliLamont> Yes, but what I really want to know is did they ever
standardize the electrical outlets? I used to have to buy all these
silly adapters.
<uhmeow> a dutch treat
<Fire_Princess> anyway ..... it's very late ... or early here
<Regnad_Kcin> or is blame more correct...
<Dexter_Fong> Bub: Don't forget about the linen
<Fire_Princess> so .. time for bed
<uhmeow> yes, i have to get one of those for the mini dv camera
<Bubbas_Brain> linen?
<Regnad_Kcin> don't let the fire bugs bite
<kend^> good nite, fp, you are welcome any thursday night
<LiliLamont> my D ley is broken, every time I try to type the letter D I
get a D indtead
<Fire_Princess> indeedy
<uhmeow> you in uk, fire?
<kend^> (or friday morning, gmt)
<Fire_Princess> That's very kind of you
<Fire_Princess> Yes Im in Scotland
<LiliLamont> and my l ley is brolen too
<Dexter_Fong> Night PF...hope you enjoyed your self =))
<uhmeow> a different time zone entirely
<Dexter_Fong> FP duh
<LiliLamont> Doc is impersonating me.
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<DocTechnical> nite fp
<uhmeow> come again soon
<Regnad_Kcin> i like those time zones that take a half hour step
<Fire_Princess> Thank you
<kend^> a different century. they still know how to make good whisky in
scotland :)
<Regnad_Kcin> good advertising
<Fire_Princess> we do yes
<DocTechnical> hey, my band opened for Midge Ure back in '91 here in CT
USA...
<DocTechnical> What a nice guy!
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<DocTechnical> oh well...
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<uhmeow> we've never had a visitor from the uk or scotland before, eh?
<Regnad_Kcin> wanted to chat about fire and its applications. But don't
we all sometimes?
<uhmeow> how did this happen?
<Dexter_Fong> Lili? How about that Midge Ure?
<kend^> i think australia is still the record distance
<uhmeow> we had that aussie a few times
<Regnad_Kcin> Something about a mudfish cat?
<LiliLamont> Ask the Doctor. He was typing under my name.
<Regnad_Kcin> or was it a catfish
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<DocTechnical> no i wasn't...
<Dexter_Fong> Countersigning no doubt
<kend^> can he type over your name too? or is he strictly two dimensional?
<uhmeow> is that what he was doing there?
<Regnad_Kcin> and some great firey balls
<Dexter_Fong> Flatlanders
<kend^> flatliners. terrible movie of many years ago
<DocTechnical> Back in '91, I was in local band One Fell Swoop - played
keys & MIDI computer - we got the chance to open for Midge during his
tour of the states - Toad's Place, New Haven CT
<Dexter_Fong> ____________
<DocTechnical> A delightful experience!
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<LiliLamont> Dex, say you're still alive!
<kend^> anyone know cpr? i only know npr
<Dexter_Fong> Im still alive....after all these years
<uhmeow> how's your daughter, lili?
<Bubbas_Brain> alive!..... alive!!!!
<Dexter_Fong> You named you're daughter LiliY
<Dexter_Fong> ?
<Bubbas_Brain> Canadian Public Radio?
<LiliLamont> Not bad. Doc and I went to Hamilton on the weekend of the
3rd, her 32nd birthday. It was a lovely visit.
<Dexter_Fong> Too long
<Regnad_Kcin> random thought: hotboxing the dog is a sport for the young
<LiliLamont> Her name is Eleni.
<Dexter_Fong> Reg: Okay...what is it??=)
<kend^> an elegant name
<kend^> my new kitties like to box each other
<Dexter_Fong> And not like Lili at all
<Regnad_Kcin> i think hotboxing is putting the dog's head in a bag and
blowing smoke in it
<uhmeow> sounds like a tribe of cute characters for george lucas to
merchandise
<kend^> reg: i had a pet skunk once, did that to him
<Dexter_Fong> Reg: TMI
<LiliLamont> I had a great aunt named Elena, but my Greek-American
husband insisted that she have a Greek name. Hence, Eleni. It is very
pretty, though, just like her.
<Regnad_Kcin> dunno why that came up, other than my dog has a weird look
in his eyes right now
<uhmeow> i'm sure
<Dexter_Fong> Oopah
<Regnad_Kcin> oprah
<uhmeow> no lucas merchandisers and splicers need apply
<kend^> reg: he's attempting to read your mind
<LiliLamont> Jeez, my ex used to say that all the time.
<uhmeow> rick steeves is in greece tonight so we turned him off
<Regnad_Kcin> he'll have to be careful not to knock over all the empty boxes
<kend^> my ex used to say "that" all the time too :)
<Dexter_Fong> Lili: I may be channeling him..do you have any olives and
feta cheese
<uhmeow> i dont want to get any closer to greece than Mythos
<Bubbas_Brain> Is he fried?
<kend^> was that headline on planet proctor on ng? "100 olives lost in
flood"
<LiliLamont> I've eaten olives and feta cheese, and I like Greek food,
as Cat knows. But none in the fridge right now.
<Dexter_Fong> I'm Miss Ooths, and I'll discipline you...good!
<Regnad_Kcin> anyone ever had saganaki? or is that chicago-only
<uhmeow> i love eating greek food. In north vancouver!
<LiliLamont> Dex: I've never seen this side of you!
* Dexter_Fong throws entire 68-piece set of dinner wear in celebration
of life....and death
<kend^> reg: we have quasi-greek restaurant here, i've seen it on menu,
but never tried it
<LiliLamont> Cat, I had wonderful Greek food in Thessoloniki.
<kend^> what is it?
<uhmeow> i'm sure there is some in greece. just don't plan to go there
and find out
<Regnad_Kcin> it was "invented" in chicago...
<kend^> as was everythng else great in the world
<Regnad_Kcin> but i understand the cheese has to be just right
<Regnad_Kcin> so elsewhere it may not be as good
<LiliLamont> Greek food was invented in Chicago? Wait a minute....
<Regnad_Kcin> saganaki :)
<kend^> anagrams to nagasaki
<Regnad_Kcin> they pour booze on it, bring it to the table and light it
on fire
<uhmeow> i went to a greeek restaurant in yorkton.
<Dexter_Fong> Hah! clever japanese prot to steal cledit for gleek food
<kend^> flaming cheese?
<Regnad_Kcin> and everyone in the restaurant yells Opah!"
<Regnad_Kcin> in a nutshell kend ;)
<uhmeow> it reminded me of a restaurant near where i worked in tokyo
called Vegetarian.
<LiliLamont> Are we getting personal here?
<uhmeow> served hamburgers. i asked why the name? they said they liked it
<uhmeow> who cares what it means
<Dexter_Fong> Lili: who's we?
<Dexter_Fong> there's you....and Doc.....and....
<uhmeow> kend is in a nutshell? wow, that divorce must be tough
<Regnad_Kcin> the japanese learn a very interesting form of elglish
<kend^> we: the personal pronoun, plural, referring to those in attendance
<LiliLamont> Dex: That was a question to kend^'s remark about flaming
cheese.
<Regnad_Kcin> called "engrish"
<Bubbas_Brain> There's a Greek restaurant in Bloomington called The
Trojan Horse..... not sure I trust food that gets inside and then attacks.
<Regnad_Kcin> go search for it on google
<uhmeow> food in a condom?
<Regnad_Kcin> its like ebonics for the japanese
<Regnad_Kcin> quite funny
<LiliLamont> BB: It's called a parasite.
<kend^> the "greekest" thing i've had at the local place is a gyro
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<Bubbas_Brain> At least its not the Horse Trojan, cat.
<DocTechnical> I would've thought it was called "Japlist"
<Regnad_Kcin> that's where they get names for food like "happy fun balls"
<Dexter_Fong> Like the parasite they give you with the poison
fish...prove it not poison
<DocTechnical> er, "Japlish"
<uhmeow> a very strange country
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<Dexter_Fong> In WW2 we had a jap list
<uhmeow> i'm REALLY HAPPY i don't live there any more, inspite of the
humorous english
<Bubbas_Brain> www.engrish.com
<LiliLamont> It certainly is. Amazing that someone as cool as Fumiyo
came from there.
<uhmeow> kend, you sent me that, right?
<kend^> i'll have to try the saganaki sometime, will let you know, reg
<uhmeow> yes, no one can understand that, lily. especially not her
<Regnad_Kcin> never saw that - www.engrish.com
<kend^> cat, i think i did
<Regnad_Kcin> hehe
<uhmeow> that is a funny site, but i saw that every day over there
<kend^> it's funny as hell, reg, plan to spend some time laughing
* Dexter_Fong danced the Saganaki till daylight
<uhmeow> carl sagan getting nookie in the afterlife?
<Dexter_Fong> or raughing
<uhmeow> he must be surprised
<kend^> how do you dance with flaming cheese? VERY CAREFULLY!
<Bubbas_Brain> This shop challenging the price broken.
<LiliLamont> Wouldn't you be?
<Regnad_Kcin> oooh, the guy with the t0shirt
<Regnad_Kcin> let me transcribe....
<Dexter_Fong> Billions and Billions of hot hot hot ...uh novas
<LiliLamont> You know that's gotta hurt.
<uhmeow> i'll believe in the next life when i find myself in it
<kend^> i've always wanted to be in a black hole....
<Dexter_Fong> You're there Cat? I'm rwriting the script
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<kend^> but they ARE all pink on the inside
<uhmeow> still in this life
<Dexter_Fong> Come to NYC Kend^...can fix you right up
<DocTechnical> I'm really trashed, did not get a lot of sleep over the
weekend, it's caught up with me. y'all have a great evening.
<uhmeow> if you wanna call this "still"
<DocTechnical> We'll be back next week.
<kend^> later, doc & lili
<uhmeow> have a great sleep, doc
<DocTechnical> Nytol............ (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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<Dexter_Fong> Kend: YOu've not really searcvhed
<Regnad_Kcin> "Miss Urine Tester USA Booth 707 - Save your life!"
<kend^> no, i've not done any extensive research, going on what others
have told me
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to know, just as much as I want to know Who's Responsible?!
<kend^> hi brian
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<uhmeow> hey klok
<Dexter_Fong> "Howdy Miss, Urine, hoeny....wanna dance?"
[klokwkdog:#firesign PING]
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<Regnad_Kcin> New SUV from Honda - "The Clima"
<Dexter_Fong> Hey brian
<uhmeow> you just missed lili, doc and a woman from scotland
<Regnad_Kcin> New SUV from Honda - "The Climax"
<uhmeow> see what happens when you show up late?
<kend^> cat, you're assuming there, just because the name was
"princess", doesn't mean it was female
<klokwkdog> tell me more, Cat! should I call them and ask to listen?
<Regnad_Kcin> apparently comes with "exciting pleasure world accessories"
<bfwestley> gonna do more DVD work, see ya
<uhmeow> true
<kend^> nite, bf
<Regnad_Kcin> damn, gotta get me one of them
<Dexter_Fong> RG? Are light Clima better....let's do it that way
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<klokwkdog> nite bf; hi bf...
<Regnad_Kcin> cya
<uhmeow> bf westly has work?
<kend^> there is town near kalamazoo named climax, the road signs saying
"climax 6 miles" keep disappearing mysteriously
<Dexter_Fong> RG: Ignore previous bus memo, don't call me, I'll call you
<Regnad_Kcin> I keep forgetting to steal the new-ish "Speed hump" signs
<klokwkdog> not to mention the traffic problems as drivers try to obey
<kend^> "and we have a new world record! 3 seconds!"
<uhmeow> its a new record every time
<Dexter_Fong> "and he had both hands on the wheel in the ten and four
oclock position....so that means extra poi ts
<Bubbas_Brain> gotta fly now.
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<kend^> spread those wings
<Dexter_Fong> Fly Bubba, Fly
<kend^> extra poi, ts eliot loves that hawaiian stuff
<Dexter_Fong> Hwy he's an...American Eagle
<uhmeow> by bb
<Dexter_Fong> Kend^ tell me more about Aloha Sweeny =))
<Regnad_Kcin> hawaiians sold their land for mayonaise
<kend^> lovely pineapple flavor when sufficiently aroused :)
<Regnad_Kcin> wonder why we don't here mre about that and less about
beads to the indians
<uhmeow> and the mayans sold their land for hawaian punch?
<Regnad_Kcin> i remember that on pbs years back....
<kend^> i keep thinking about the mayan calendar ending in 2012, we've
got only 10 years left, dear friends
<Regnad_Kcin> some poor hawaiian saying how they took all his land
<Regnad_Kcin> and all he had to show for it was a room full of empty
mayonaise jars
<uhmeow> didnt get chance to ask bf when next firesign npr show will be
<Regnad_Kcin> now i may be very cruel indeed
<Regnad_Kcin> but that cracks me up
<kend^> hellman's, i hope
<Regnad_Kcin> this would have been in the 40's?
<uhmeow> hellmouth? isnt that next to heater?
<Regnad_Kcin> so long as it wasn't miracle whip.... that'd be a REAL burn
<kend^> in the south, where i grew up, most people mean miracle whip
when they say mayonnaise
<kend^> i'll take either one
<uhmeow> the dutch put mayonaise on their "french fries" it's really
good mayo though
<Regnad_Kcin> ew... stuff makes me gag
<Regnad_Kcin> yah, i saw that with the fries
<Regnad_Kcin> does not compute in my head
<kend^> i've put cheese or bbq sauce on fries, but never tried mayo
<uhmeow> yeah those euros are weird with a beard
<uhmeow> i gotta prepare myself
<Dexter_Fong> InCanada, they put Malt Vinegar on fries....damn good
<uhmeow> now that is excellent
<kend^> dex, i put that on deep fried fish, like it
<Regnad_Kcin> neat... never had that
<uhmeow> particularly with fish and chips
<kend^> there are vinegar potato chips, but i've not tried them
<Dexter_Fong> Yes Cat
<Regnad_Kcin> in illinois we call stuff like that the Edgar
<uhmeow> i wonder if that's brittish
<Dexter_Fong> Allan Po?
<Regnad_Kcin> after our governor underwnet a 4 or 5x bypass years ago
<uhmeow> quite good, actually
<Regnad_Kcin> or as homer simpsons would say:
<uhmeow> need a new heart? then it's off to see the wizard
<Regnad_Kcin> Deep Fried lard?! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm
<Dexter_Fong> Or his little dog Toto
<kend^> or as emeril would say: pork fat rules
<Dexter_Fong> Speaking of Toto...where's Roto?
<Regnad_Kcin> or as letterman would say:
<kend^> i enjoy watching him occasionally. might be better showman than
cook, dont' know
<Regnad_Kcin> that guy's making gravy
<uhmeow> as simril would say, cat fat rolls
<Regnad_Kcin> i used to like the frugal gourmet
<kend^> i've got a fat cat, weighs about 20 pounds. damned idiot insists
on jumping on me when i'm asleep
<Regnad_Kcin> until that nasty business with the children
<Dexter_Fong> Reg: Heh
<uhmeow> you folks dont get Mario Eats Italy in your country, i suspect,
though he is a new york chef
<klokwkdog> they also put vinegar on fries in RI. by definition, a
"local" place has vinegar dispensers
<klokwkdog> no salt on 'em, either
<kend^> yes, cat, i've seen him on tv
<kend^> klok: is that portuguese habit
<kend^> ?
<uhmeow> on your cooking channel?
<kend^> foodnetwork.com
<Dexter_Fong> I like my fries with Old Bat seasoning
<Dexter_Fong> Bay
<uhmeow> i'm learning what to eat in sorrento and naples from his show
<kend^> vampire fries
<Regnad_Kcin> so, no takers on hllbilly steak?
<kend^> road kill?
<uhmeow> hillbillys can afford steak?
<uhmeow> a steak through the heart, perhaps
<Regnad_Kcin> taught to me by a guy who was overjoyed about finding some
gov't cheese in a dumpster
<Dexter_Fong> Hillbilly steak....a pice of your sister's ???
<uhmeow> sounds like a simpsons episode
<Regnad_Kcin> "but the good stuff, not the other gov't cheeese"
<kend^> oh joy, gubmint cheese! let's have a party
<klokwkdog> no, english
<Regnad_Kcin> i was there... i didn't stay friends too much after that
<Dexter_Fong> I was a NY Banker but I got my Hillbilly Stake and settled
ina dust bowl
<kend^> 40 acres and a mule
<uhmeow> mint cheese? sounds perverse
<Regnad_Kcin> he explained that hillbilly stake was:
<Regnad_Kcin> spam fried with water (not oil)
<Dexter_Fong> Reg: Isn't that boiled spam?
<kend^> fried with water? i thought that was the definition of boiling
<uhmeow> spike lee and a joint
<Regnad_Kcin> no - you need just the RIGHT amount of water
<Regnad_Kcin> so the spam don't stick
* klokwkdog is, however, eating a tuna salad sandwich made from a
fresh-baked bag of bolos levedos
<Dexter_Fong> Kend: I got 48 mules and an acre....place was denude of
vegetatiopn over night
<kend^> it floats on a cushion of superheated steam
<uhmeow> i had my first calzone today. it was Amazing. and i'm not even
in italy yet
<Regnad_Kcin> cause hillbillies can'tafford oil i guess :)
<kend^> bolos levedos means......
<klokwkdog> Southern Connecticut State had a summer course in road kill
<kend^> calzone is good stuff
<Regnad_Kcin> calzones are italian pizzas i believe... they never
actually "made" pizza
<Dexter_Fong> lIKE hOVERSPAM
<Dexter_Fong> DAMN
<Dexter_Fong> damn
<Dexter_Fong> that's better
<kend^> gentlemen, my time tonight is up, i will remain on for the log.
later, dudez
<klokwkdog> 6 weeks learning to identify and prepare, culminating in "a
field trip to find and collect material after which we will return to
campus and prepare a delicious meal"
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<Dexter_Fong> Bon appetit! uh?
<uhmeow> i'm preparing for the trip by trying anything vaguely italian.
the calzone is the size of a small car and i have a tiny appetite so i
dont know how i can eat it. turns out the pastry is so thin it's easy to
eat, and tastes amazing
<Regnad_Kcin> cya kend
<klokwkdog> they are muffins, Ken, kind of like English muffins, but
without the little holes; much sweeter and with lemon added
<klokwkdog> nite ken
<Dexter_Fong> Night Kend
<uhmeow> by kend
<uhmeow> i had a dream that steve allen was outside in a tree house
playing the piano. i offered him a blue berry muffin and then woke up
<Dexter_Fong> <sigh> time to park the car....will remain backup
logging...and say hello to anyone who remains when I return, and good
night to those who dont
<Regnad_Kcin> nite dex
<klokwkdog> so what was the deal with this scottish person? DT is
replenishing his supply of hallucinogenic thistles?
<uhmeow> to an email from paul krassner, who had just been interviewed
by steve allen a few hours before steve allen's death. steve actually
killed by car on way back from interview
<uhmeow> weirdness or what
<Regnad_Kcin> and then there were 3...
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<Regnad_Kcin> make that 2, i'll be in and out
<uhmeow> ok, i'm off to my tree house. see y'all next week
<uhmeow> by has, if you were ever here at all
<klokwkdog> yes, becoming a southwest icon, according to NYT this week, Reg
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<klokwkdog> funny they didn't mention Char-Grill
<klokwkdog> nite Cat
<klokwkdog> hello?
<klokwkdog> well gee, the party's pooping out on me. nite everyone...
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