#fIRCign--15-Aug-2002--1 of 2

[KenD]

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<Dexter_Fong> Thanks Chan Serv
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<Dexter_Fong> 1 sec ping to Reg....8 sec to kend^
<Regnad_Kcin> im just that good
<Dexter_Fong> Hey Reg =)
<Regnad_Kcin> not that 1 second is anythnig to write home about
<Dexter_Fong> Hows that small animal cusine going?
<Regnad_Kcin> hiya dex
<Dexter_Fong> cuisine
<Regnad_Kcin> that's kend's quote
<Regnad_Kcin> i just added the PS
<Dexter_Fong> Couldn't tell from reading the IRC thingie
<Regnad_Kcin> i couldn't remember... there's a joke that ends something
like that. Its like a prayer before dinner
<Regnad_Kcin> which completely escapes me right now
<Dexter_Fong> Hmmm,,,, yeah I have a *really* dim memory of something to
that affect
<Regnad_Kcin> im betting it was on the Simpsons or something
<Dexter_Fong> What's up in Chi town?
<Regnad_Kcin> air and water show
<Regnad_Kcin> tax dollars hard at work
<Dexter_Fong> That's 2 of the four elements
<Regnad_Kcin> (and scaring the dog)
<Dexter_Fong> Wait'l he sees/hears the earth and fire show
<Regnad_Kcin> not much water really involved, lest one of the Blue
Angels miscalculates
<Dexter_Fong> That seems to be part of most every air show lately
<Regnad_Kcin> always has been I believe... air shows aren't quite the
safest spectator sport
<Dexter_Fong> Not to safe for participants either =)
<Regnad_Kcin> i get a chuckle when the plain slams into the stands....
but the pilot safely ejected
<Regnad_Kcin> (only to be pummeled to death before he hit the ground)
<Dexter_Fong> I don't know that "chuckle" is quite the response
needed...still, it's no Hindenberg
<Regnad_Kcin> serve's the hillbillies right for sitting in the stands to
"see some of dem new-fangled flyin' contraptions"
<Regnad_Kcin> but im being cruel
<Dexter_Fong> I can envision the day when, during Robot Wars, one of
them gets loose in the audience and generally flails a few people to death
<Dexter_Fong> "Oh, the heamanity" =))
<Dexter_Fong> humanity
<Dexter_Fong> or He-manity
<Regnad_Kcin> all the while blaring "exterminate, exterminate" through
its onboard speaker?
<Dexter_Fong> Yep...that's exactly how I envision it
<Regnad_Kcin> i think we're a bit lucky... Dalnet was being attacked
from monday to tuesday
<Regnad_Kcin> might have been no meet for the night
<Regnad_Kcin> sunday to tuesday
<Dexter_Fong> <sigh> That shit gets real old fast, don't it?
<kend^> saddam unleashed his "weapons of mass confusion" on dalnet?
<Regnad_Kcin> my fault
<kend^> i'se heah, seekers :)
<Dexter_Fong> Hey kend^...Salaam Aleikum
<Regnad_Kcin> yah, and people on the other networks grabbed their bibles
and started screaming gloom, doom, fire and brimstone
<kend^> thanks, i'll put THAT in my pipe and smoke it
<Dexter_Fong> That's the other four elements Reg
<Regnad_Kcin> Aleikum Salaam
<kend^> i bet the #ashcroft_rulez channel was hopping
<Dexter_Fong> DOES THAT MEAN HE IN FACT *Rules* or is it a list of his
rules or guidelines
<Dexter_Fong> SORRY sorry phaw
<Dexter_Fong> sticky wicket what
<kend^> well, the "z" generally indicates a group of small minded
teenagers who *think* they have some power
<Dexter_Fong> Gen Z
<kend^> he graduated from that age group, but sadly, the rest didn't change
<Regnad_Kcin> i believe the correct nomenclature is "Twits" kend
<Dexter_Fong> He graduated and got real power you mean, K?
<kend^> lol, reg! he's king of the twits
<Regnad_Kcin> "lines at Nazca go for sometimes hundreds of miles"
<Regnad_Kcin> so do interstates
<kend^> dex, it's amazing how well your career path goes when a dead man
defeats you in an election
<Regnad_Kcin> sorry, watching the history chan
<Dexter_Fong> Nazca = Racing at Nazareth
<kend^> "simon peter rounds the number 4 turn at 182.374 mph"
<Dexter_Fong> "..and Jesus takes a short cut across the Sea of Galilee"
<kend^> "judas in for a pit stop, doesn't have 30 pieces of silver for
the fuel, out of race"
<Regnad_Kcin> 8^)
<Dexter_Fong> How you doing kend^?
<Regnad_Kcin> "And there's St. Peter, running out of Holy Water in a
hurry. Can he make it!?!"
<kend^> "JESUS WINS! he's taking his victory lap on a donkey, and the
crowd goes wild waving palm leaves!"
<kend^> pretty good, ash, although some say i'm not pretty and i'm not good
<Dexter_Fong> '...and they're hoisting him up on a giant cross"
<Regnad_Kcin> that's all pretty close to my knowledge of the bible
<kend^> "pontius pilate files a challenge to the results"
<Regnad_Kcin> oh, and Charlton Heston was in there somewhere i think
<Dexter_Fong> "Adam and Eve on a raft"
<kend^> did you see the article about charlton's alzheimer's probably
meaning that he will have to give up his guns?
<Dexter_Fong> "What guns?"
<Regnad_Kcin> "The three wise men, ruling body of the sport, are
expected to hand down a verdect soon"
<kend^> "the holy ghost appears as a dove, shits on pilate while flying
over"
<Regnad_Kcin> Oh, I;m sure he's too busy trying to remember where he
left the 10 commandments right now
<kend^> alzheimer's disease is a real tragedy. my grandmother started a
fist fight in the nursing home, i would not want heston to have guns
close to him.
<Regnad_Kcin> Dirty Charles, The Next Generation
<kend^> i would not wish it on anyone, i've seen it first-hand. as much
as i dislike his politics, i feel sorry for him
<Regnad_Kcin> "Make my Yesterday, Punk"
<Dexter_Fong> Well...*If* an incident did occur, and were properly
publicized, couldn't hurt gun control legislation
<Regnad_Kcin> yjeu'd find someone to blame
<Regnad_Kcin> er... they'd
<Dexter_Fong> Glad it was meant personally =))
<kend^> just cut off your fingers, move them over one notch
<Dexter_Fong> wasn't
<Regnad_Kcin> Yjeu'd is one of the hijackers isn't he?
<Dexter_Fong> I've got a notch in my finger for every Alzheimer victim
I've killed
<kend^> store any leftover fingers in your left nostril
<Dexter_Fong> right
<Regnad_Kcin> your left
<Dexter_Fong> and put your thumb up your .....
<kend^> now, now, let's be nice about this, use the british term, "arse"
<Dexter_Fong> Arse Nova
<Regnad_Kcin> bollicks anyone?
<kend^> i drove a nova like that once
<Dexter_Fong> Like an arse?
<Regnad_Kcin> depends on your pronunciation i believe
<kend^> yep. i rear-ended a dump truck with it while ogling a cute
pedestrian
<kend^> that was fun explaining to my wife
<Dexter_Fong> Yikes....that's rather dangerous
<Regnad_Kcin> no more dangerous than getting in that nova probably
<kend^> i escaped with no injuries. sadly, the nova had to be put out of
its misery in the crusher
<Dexter_Fong> World's scariest ogling accidents
<Regnad_Kcin> depending on the year i should say
<kend^> 72 i think? this had to be in 77/78
<kend^> i had to ride the bus for a week after that until i got another car
<Regnad_Kcin> late 70's the nova turned into a matchbox with wheels, right?
<Dexter_Fong> K: that'l teach you
<kend^> talk about having fun--city busses are NOT my preferred mode of
transport
<Regnad_Kcin> or early 80s...
<kend^> yep, i think toyota partnered with gm on them
<Regnad_Kcin> ah, the green limousine
<Dexter_Fong> Coutry busses much better
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<HasNoName> Hello...
<kend^> hi has
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<Dexter_Fong> Hey Has
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<Regnad_Kcin> hiya
<kend^> how's ohio?
<Regnad_Kcin> i'd like to know who i can partner with to get a grill and
trim for a 75 comet
<kend^> i have a charcoal grill i would give you, and a battery operated
beard trimmer
<Regnad_Kcin> nah, think i'll stick with the chicken wire for now
<kend^> 75 comet? was that kahoutek?
<Regnad_Kcin> got the cardboard all ready for winter and evrything
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<Bunnyboy> lo dere
<Regnad_Kcin> kahoutek? squeek engrish
<kend^> ah, the joys of midwest winter ;)
<kend^> hi Bb
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<Regnad_Kcin> mercury... same as a ford maverick
<Bunnyboy> hiya hiya
<kend^> we're a national bell curve here. one east, one west, three middle
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<Regnad_Kcin> till someone from hawaii fucks it all up
<kend^> all north though, that skews the distribution
<HNN> I'm still here?
<Bunnyboy> So, where are those toads? You try whistling them out,
honking them out...
<kend^> yep, you're here
<Regnad_Kcin> or american samoa
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<Bunnyboy> lo HNN
<kend^> you can kick the other one so you can regain your nick if you wish
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<Regnad_Kcin> oh oh... the neighbors appear to be listening to gay porno
music
<kend^> ouch!
<kend^> gay porno music? that's a genre with which i'm not familiar....
<HNN> Ah, that's must've happened... I was kicked off by me in the future...
<Regnad_Kcin> lemme just get these 18" acoustic speakers pointed the
right way....
<Regnad_Kcin> dunno, maybe its not porno
<HNN> If it's anything like lesbian folk music, my sympathy
<Regnad_Kcin> it certaily is gay tho, in a manner of speaking
<Bunnyboy> (sings) Hit me with your rhythm stick! HIT me! HIT ME!
<kend^> pat benatar sang that one?
<Bunnyboy> (sings) Tra la it's mad, it's gay, the lusty month of May...
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<kend^> oh no! dreaded net split
<kend^> i've lusted in every month
<Bunnyboy> (sings) Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it GAY!
<Regnad_Kcin> I think DJ fruity Loops is just starting his set next door
<kend^> ben-gay--the lubrication choice of moronic gays
<HNN> well, only once a month isn't bad, kend... rarely does a day go by
for some of us...
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<kend^> unfortunately, i'm following in jimmy carter's footsteps. all my
lusting is in my heart these days :(
<Regnad_Kcin> hey kend... i drove thru your fair state a coupla days ago
<kend^> did the state troopers nail you after seeing the illinois plates?
<Regnad_Kcin> you still need to get that in the pages of playboy tho...
<Regnad_Kcin> no, maybe i outran them tho
<HasNoName> I just pulled up the J-Men art page... Budgie did music in
there?
<kend^> with the budget cuts here, they might be slowing down on speeders
<kend^> we just had our once-in-25-years veto override this week
<kend^> legislature pretty well rolls over and plays dead for the guv
most of the time
<Regnad_Kcin> ;) well, if they was gonna get me, they had every right to
<Regnad_Kcin> the radar detector got some guy on a bridge, but short of
that was silent for the most part
<kend^> i generally breeze down the road at 5 over, never been bothered
<HasNoName> The place where I had my first full time job burned down
yesterday.
<kend^> are you a suspect?
<Regnad_Kcin> oh, i was like 50 over...
<HasNoName> no, the company moved to W. Virginia years ago. Still, it
was weird to see it.
<kend^> lots of cheap labor in wv.
<HasNoName> They were asking me to move down there to their office in
Morgantown. Then they closed that one, too. <muted trumpet sound>
<kend^> you got lucky then. at least you were out of work at home
instead of in some god-awful hillbilly heaven
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<kend^> wb, dex. long time, no see
<Regnad_Kcin> oooh, that's mildly clecer.... a CSI episode about monks
<Regnad_Kcin> called Felonious Monk
<kend^> it's a repeat, but i won't spoil it by telling you the ending.
the butler did NOT do it
<Regnad_Kcin> i think i've seen them all
<HasNoName> Yes. Since they closed the office up here, for a while I was
working in the living room of the owner's mother. Then, one
midafternoon, I was told I was done.
<Dexter_Fong> Well..I'm back but don't know how
<Regnad_Kcin> including this one.... the "viewing guide" had the episode
name tho
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<Dexter_Fong> thanks reg
<Bunnyboy> lo agin Dex
<kend^> next season (september?) csi expands into miami
<Dexter_Fong> Hey Bb
<Regnad_Kcin> with david carusso
<kend^> world famous opera singer turned actor
<Regnad_Kcin> still smarting from his <ahem> movie career
<Bunnyboy> So, anybody lure a toad in DANGER IN THE DARK?
<kend^> i avoid toads, some of them are (gasp) hallucinogenic!
<Regnad_Kcin> i licked a toad once.....
<kend^> i have eaten frog legs
<Dexter_Fong> Has...do I understand you're outta work?
<Regnad_Kcin> i've heard rye bread is as well, but no matter how long i
let it sit out, all i get is the runs
<kend^> i don't like the little seeds they put in rye bread, i stick to
whole wheat or raisin
<Regnad_Kcin> ah, so long as its from a bakery
<Regnad_Kcin> im flexible
<Regnad_Kcin> straight outta the factory ain't for me
<kend^> i just experienced the joys of a bread machine a few months ago.
rather nice
<HasNoName> no, no, this was years ago. I'm working now. I've had at
least two jobs since the place thaty burned down.
<Regnad_Kcin> Did Ron Poeil talk you into it?
<Regnad_Kcin> popeil
<kend^> we've got a pretty good contingent of amish around here, one
family runs a local bakery, do good work
<Dexter_Fong> Has: Sorry came in in the middle...thought Jeeze, another
of the group downsized....it's a plot
<kend^> a friend owns it, i was just mooching hot bread
<Regnad_Kcin> speaking of the technologically challenged.........
<HasNoName> kend: I'm glad to see the amish finally coming onto IRC...
oh, wait...
<Regnad_Kcin> any of you read about the ahmish children epedimic?
<kend^> i can't understand them using electricity in the bakery and not
at home
<kend^> tell us, reg
<Bunnyboy> Amish Friendship Bread Starter, brought to you by Jello-tm
Instant Pudding!
<Regnad_Kcin> when they come of age, before they get accepted into the
church, they're aloud to "experiment"
<Regnad_Kcin> alowed
<kend^> ah yes, "wilding", it's called
<Dexter_Fong> allowed =))
<kend^> you shoudl see the buggy races around here
<Regnad_Kcin> apparently some are quite keen on Tupac and gameboys
<Dexter_Fong> "The Wild Amish"
<Bunnyboy> Regnad is correct. There's a documentary about dat, called
THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND.
<Regnad_Kcin> worth a larf, i'm sure
<Bunnyboy> It was on Cinemax about a month ago, and profiled on NPR.
<kend^> couple years ago, camaro hit horse and buggy. amish survived,
horse flew through windshield, killed driver of car
<Dexter_Fong> Yep...seen that also....small wonder the Amish are dwindling
<Regnad_Kcin> kismet
<kend^> i've heard rumors that they are buried standing up so that when
they are resurrected, they will meet jesus upright. never bothered to
measure cemetary plots to verify it though
<Regnad_Kcin> come on now, who wants to milk the cow at the break of
dawn when you can hit snooze and catch a pop tart and some caffeine
while riding in your brand new chevy?
<Dexter_Fong> Buried close togethr too, so that will meet Jesus uptight
<kend^> last time i met jesus, i was tripping on some great window-pane acid
<Regnad_Kcin> ah... what's the Bobby Knight quote?
<Dexter_Fong> Hoosier Daddy?
<kend^> "don't throw that chair, pass me the gun"
<Regnad_Kcin> something something bury nme face down... something...
kiss my ass
<HasNoName> regnad: You mean "You're dead, you little shit!"?
<Regnad_Kcin> or that hnn
<HasNoName> or a different one?
<kend^> he's still a folk hero just over the border here
<Regnad_Kcin> something something bury nme face down... something... so
that they can kiss my ass
<Regnad_Kcin> hey, there's more than corn in indiana
<kend^> i won't kiss live ass, sure not going to do it to a dead ass
<Regnad_Kcin> there's fireworks as well
<kend^> yeah, reg, LOTS of soybeans too :)
<Dexter_Fong> Whatta guy!!..Instilling virtue in america's youth
<kend^> oh yeah, and cheap cigs/beer/booze, no deposit on bottles
<Regnad_Kcin> cig prices have levelled out to a large extant
<Dexter_Fong> Not in NYC =))))
<Regnad_Kcin> up to a few years ago, one could go to kentucky and get a
carton for $10
<kend^> after the nice climb in price. even generics are expensive now
<Regnad_Kcin> now its close to what it is in chicago i believe
<Regnad_Kcin> i gotta slider and tubes and cans of tobaccy
<Regnad_Kcin> $12 a carton, do it yourself
<Regnad_Kcin> fine with me
<kend^> i think name brands are about $4/pk here now. i switched to
cheaper ones
<kend^> and you can "blend" your ingredients too :)
<Regnad_Kcin> no amonia either
<Regnad_Kcin> when i started coughing up amonia in the morning i switched
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<kend^> hi cat
<Regnad_Kcin> that's what the do in amsterdam
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<Dexter_Fong> Kend^ about 7bucks a pack in NYC
<Regnad_Kcin> with the same "equipment"
<uhmeow> kend, bunny, kcin, and Has
<Regnad_Kcin> FREOW!
<Dexter_Fong> Howdy Feline type person
<kend^> ouch! i'd be cutting down or quitting real quick there
<Bunnyboy> lo cat
<uhmeow> wel well
<Regnad_Kcin> 7 bones a pack
<uhmeow> a vancouver alternative weekly rag has maakies. i saw it on the
ferry today. i thought it looked familiar
<Regnad_Kcin> or looking for the connection who has them sans stamps
<Bunnyboy> It's a narsty habit, 'tis.
<Bunnyboy> Tony Millionaire is a genius.
<kend^> yes, bun, and i know i should not be doing it. got a monkey on
my back, for sure
<Dexter_Fong> I was in the Maakies in France during WW2
<Dexter_Fong> Kend^ It suits you
<uhmeow> speaking of genius cartoonists, i see tom tomorrow is joining
with micheal moore
<uhmeow> that should be interesting
<Regnad_Kcin> i was a coupla iterations from existance during WW2
<kend^> next tuesday, "return to never land" from disney. everyone got
their order in?
<uhmeow> an animated Roger and Me
<kend^> cat, sounds real nice
<uhmeow> disney hasnt sewed me yet?
<Dexter_Fong> Reg: Have to watch more old WW2 movies =)
<uhmeow> maybe they will when i put Box of Time up on the web
<Regnad_Kcin> ah, i've always avoided them dex
<uhmeow> now's your time to actually Buy a copy from me before it goes
public
<Regnad_Kcin> generally a bit too jphm wayne-patriotic for me
<kend^> dr. strangelove has to be best war movie ever made, IMHO
<Dexter_Fong> Excluding the patriotic fervor. Reg:: some very good
movies from that genre/period
<Regnad_Kcin> Jphm was another terrorirst i believe
<uhmeow> hard to argue with that
<Regnad_Kcin> yah, got the dvd recently
<Regnad_Kcin> thought the pie scene was on it
* Regnad_Kcin sorely dissappointed
<kend^> when i start buying again, that will be one of the first i get
<HasNoName> regnad: try "under the fluttering millitary flag" or "the
bridge" - WWII films from Japan and Germany, respectivly.
<uhmeow> the lads did a riff on war flicks on their seattle show
<uhmeow> kurosawa, kubrick, et al
<uhmeow> the "kkkkk" ref from dwarf
<kend^> last week was double anniversary of hiroshima/nagasaki
<uhmeow> too bad no "k" sounds in dr. strangelove
<Bunnyboy> cat: Yeah, I think they popped a few of those into WEIRDLY
COOL, as well.
<uhmeow> right!
<uhmeow> i get them confused
<HasNoName> "or how I learned to..." jeez, there aren't!
<uhmeow> maybe i should put my paw on the script
<Dexter_Fong> Peter Kellers?
<uhmeow> a friend of mine was a kid in nagasaki
<HasNoName> george c. sc-c-c-c-...
<uhmeow> saw the bomb go off from a hill - nagasaki is actually built on
a series of hills, like rome
<Regnad_Kcin> you got your komedy ks back krusty!
<uhmeow> thought it was Reel Pretty
<Regnad_Kcin> spooky stuff cat
<Dexter_Fong> Etched in his memory, Cat?
<uhmeow> another friend had her mother killed in hiroshima
<uhmeow> she was not so amused
<uhmeow> kind hard to Un-etch something like that, eh
<kend^> residual karma for u.s. will take millennia to burn off
<Dexter_Fong> And they talk about the Un-etchacated
<Regnad_Kcin> <drum fill>
<uhmeow> question. if sadaam actually has a nuke or 2 and knows he's
goin down, what's to stop him from using em?
<Dexter_Fong> Karma = another "K" word
<kend^> un-etch-a-sketch?
<Regnad_Kcin> needs an icbm as well, to hit us
<Dexter_Fong> Kend: Shake it up baby
<kend^> if he hits chicago, then reg is gone, i get the fallout a couple
hours later
<uhmeow> what i found amazing about nagasaki was all the 16th century
stuff still standing.
<Regnad_Kcin> but the "kurds in the north" are vapro in that instance
<Dexter_Fong> Reg: Or a feally slick camel
<kend^> kurds and whey
<Dexter_Fong> really
<uhmeow> as i said, it's built on hills and some parts of the city didnt
suffer at all, at least architectually
<Regnad_Kcin> not a true air-burst then
<uhmeow> israel?
<Dexter_Fong> You did say that Cat....=)))
<uhmeow> tiny country. couple of nukes is all it would take
<Regnad_Kcin> if i'm up on my fire and brimstone
<Dexter_Fong> You're ass is hot
<uhmeow> now that we're all into this doc stranglove thing
<kend^> if mexico had nukes, they would hit dubya right about now. we
REALLY pissed them off last night
<Dexter_Fong> I never saw that strange glove he was supposed to be wearing
<Regnad_Kcin> y'all know Sellers also originally played the Kong role i
presumne?
<Dexter_Fong> See Texas and Die
<uhmeow> killing that mexican guy in texas? fuck, they've been doing
that for centuries
<Regnad_Kcin> ah, what did gw stick his foot in now?
<HasNoName> or he wanted to, but injured himself and couldn't get into
the cockpit set
<Dexter_Fong> Reg: King Kong?
<HasNoName> the slim pickens role, dex.
<Regnad_Kcin> corporal kong? Captain kong?
<kend^> mexican citizen lethalled last night for killing a cop. we
didn't give him access to consul when he was arrested, violation of
international treaties
<Regnad_Kcin> i forget his rank
<uhmeow> as if the us cares about treaties
<Dexter_Fong> Klong Kong....It's kaptain Midnight
<kend^> my favorite name in that movie was col. bat guano
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<Regnad_Kcin> hehehe... miranda is to texas as water is to _____
<kend^> hi B_B
<Bubbas_Brain> Hey, all
<uhmeow> oil?
<Dexter_Fong> Hey Bubba
<HasNoName> hello...
<uhmeow> bbbbbb
<Regnad_Kcin> And now onto the speed round cat...
<Dexter_Fong> The beatles?
<kend^> dubya is to intelligence as no is to fucking way
<Bubbas_Brain> how do you do that with your lips, cat?
<uhmeow> bbottles?
<Dexter_Fong> kend =))
<uhmeow> it got so i'd drink anything
<uhmeow> as long as it's okanagan apple cidre
<Dexter_Fong> Even outta jugs
<kend^> anyone here read the brit editorial about first strike on
america to restore democracy?
<uhmeow> dont need lips for apple cidre. i could just inject it
<Dexter_Fong> Here Here G'uv
<kend^> i'll go see if i can find it in my history file, will return shortly
<Dexter_Fong> Hey Cat:: What about Ida, sweet as apple cider
<Bunnyboy> I gotta take a break away. Might just bbl. Waves around!
<Dexter_Fong> Waves back
<Regnad_Kcin> ooooh, super cabbie, new on cbs this fall
<Regnad_Kcin> "the difference is, he does something about it"
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<Regnad_Kcin> and a plethora of other cliches
<Dexter_Fong> You mean his fixes the air conditiong Reg?
<kend^>
http://argument.independent.co.uk/regular_columnists/adrian_hamilton/story.jsp?story=322726
<uhmeow> by bun
<Regnad_Kcin> news flash: mayor daley tells cabbies to "turn on the air"
or face the consequences
<kend^> reg: why would they NOT want to turn it on?
<Dexter_Fong> Kend: used to different climate?
<Regnad_Kcin> overheating, burns more fuel
<Regnad_Kcin> /end Mr. Science
<Regnad_Kcin> or
<uhmeow> that's Dr. Science to you
<Regnad_Kcin> /end Mr. Wizard
<Dexter_Fong> And your little dog Toto
<Bubbas_Brain> Toto, too?
<uhmeow> big toe? little to?
<Dexter_Fong> And the TuTu he rode in on
<uhmeow> tojo?
<Regnad_Kcin> Never did like toto too much. Kansas much better
<kend^> wasn't toto a two-hit wonder band of the 80's?
<Dexter_Fong> Mojo
<Bubbas_Brain> Tutu?
<kend^> boston not bad either (we're talking music, right?)
<Regnad_Kcin> You can call me Bishop
<Dexter_Fong> Ken: Yes, but they were really long wonders
<Bubbas_Brain> Ta-da!
<Regnad_Kcin> chicago better than all of them
<Regnad_Kcin> until my man kath said his last words
<kend^> i saw chicago MMCCXXVI in concert couple years ago
<Dexter_Fong> Sure put out more albuns, Reg
<Regnad_Kcin> "don't worry, it ain't loaded"
<uhmeow> all of the groups named after us cities?
<kend^> kansas is also a state
<Dexter_Fong> Kend: You mean youve been to the future
<uhmeow> is that your grape?
<kend^> i've seen the future! praise allah!
<Dexter_Fong> Right Moby
<Regnad_Kcin> moby grape is not the name of a city
<Dexter_Fong> Is too =PPPPPPPP
<uhmeow> mobius dick
<Regnad_Kcin> praise allah and pass the bullets
<Dexter_Fong> It's in calif in the valley
<uhmeow> this bullet has your name on it, achmed
<kend^> don't forget "america" the band so good it named itself after
the entire hemisphere
<Bubbas_Brain> is it engraved?
<Dexter_Fong> Praise Allah and mevermind the bollocks
<uhmeow> god bless vespuchi land
<kend^> if you flip a mobius coin do you get heads or tails?
<Regnad_Kcin> or the album Eurasia
<uhmeow> see, i'm practicing my italian
<Regnad_Kcin> 2(!) continents
<uhmeow> speaking of mobius coins, you know a borges story about Odin's
disc?
<uhmeow> a coin with only 1 side
<Bubbas_Brain> In continents!
<uhmeow> down right chillling, in the pre-hip hop sense of the word
<kend^> haven't heard that one, cat
<Regnad_Kcin> continental drift, the new dance craze
<Regnad_Kcin> its just really, really slow
<Dexter_Fong> Cat: I know about Onan's Roc
<uhmeow> i'll send you a tape of him reading it. you send me some vernors
<Dexter_Fong> Rod
<Regnad_Kcin> ah, vernors
<uhmeow> i didnt know you masturbated
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<HasNoName> Continental drift - learn it at Rudolph and Irma's Dance
Studio, Malvern, Long Island...
<Regnad_Kcin> too hard to find
<Dexter_Fong> Werner's?
<kend^> cat, i still haven't done that. i know, i'm guilty. i usually
think about it at 3am, when it's impossible
<Bubbas_Brain> Vernors? In bottles?
<kend^> hi brian
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<uhmeow> that's not my department
<Regnad_Kcin> you mean it comes in BOTTLES now?
<Dexter_Fong> Has: I know that Dance School
<uhmeow> cans wouldnt make it up to canada, me thinks
<Regnad_Kcin> how'd she fit them all in there?
<kend^> plastic bottles
<kend^> why wouldn't cans make it?
<Regnad_Kcin> nah, she's natural
<Dexter_Fong> Hi Brian
<Bubbas_Brain> We only get it in cans down here in Indy --- only tastes
right in a glass bottle.
<uhmeow> no, i meant bottles wouldn't. cans probably would. might
explode, but not break at least
<uhmeow> it's called Can- ada
<uhmeow> hi bf
<HasNoName> "And Sports... Ohio State- oh, we're out of time for sports."
<kend^> and your country is home of "canada dry", the worst excuse for
ginger ale in the world