#fIRCign--18-July-2002--3 of 3

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<DocTechnical> ..and a purty face... sigh...
<klokwkdog> Donahue is rated as being more screamy than Koppel and
less screamy than O'Reilly
<DocTechnical> i have the process of making vodka tonics down to a
science
<kend^> regnad, is it working? i hit accept but see nothing on this
end to indicate i'm getting it
<Regnad_Kcin> donahue lived down the street from me when i was a kid
<DocTechnical> well, ANYONE is more screamy than koppel!!!!!
<Regnad_Kcin> it appears to have sent kend
<klokwkdog> that's what his problem is!
<kend^> if i were him, i'd stay home and bang marlo all day
<DocTechnical> koppel is the very quintessence of sedate and
controlled
<klokwkdog> your telegram has been sent
<klokwkdog> you will be receiving it in about an hour
<DocTechnical> k^: maybe at 66, he's actually tired of that ... for a
while anyway
<klokwkdog> (local forecast on TV)
<DocTechnical> Lili says she thinks Marlo is getting those Botox
facial injections
<DocTechnical> arcical injections if you ask me
<klokwkdog> who isn't?
<DocTechnical> i saw Christian Slater on that "Dinner For Five" show
on IFC - he DEFINITELY looks like he's had the Botox treatment, and it
totally fucks up his brow - he doesn't look nearly as "intense" as he
used to
<klokwkdog> july rain so far here: 0.04"
<kend^> i refuse to change my appearance. if you don't like the way i
look, turn your f*ing head
<klokwkdog> 95°F here today
<DocTechnical> yeah it was hot here too
<DocTechnical> probably around that same temp
<Regnad_Kcin> 90 with 90 here today
<klokwkdog> I walked 3.5 mi at noon. My clothes from that still
aren't dry
<Regnad_Kcin> and silly me, taking the A/C out of my 75 comet
<DocTechnical> r.c.: yeah, silly you!
<kend^> 75 comet? named halley?
<DocTechnical> bill haley and the '75 comet?
<Regnad_Kcin> i named her betsy, thank you
<klokwkdog> I think we'll live to see genetic-based treatments that
will regress us all to 18!
<DocTechnical> how do you take the a.c. out of 75 individual comets?
must be a hell of an operation...
<kend^> i'm not sure i want to be 18 again
<Regnad_Kcin> I don't think that the ac was about to ever start
working again... so i took it out
<DocTechnical> Lili says: "Just so long as we don't act like it!"
<klokwkdog> I didn't know comets came with A/C
<Regnad_Kcin> looked like a Dalek and weighed 45 pounds
<DocTechnical> me neither
<kend^> i would have to make all those decisions again, and might
repeat the same mistakes. groundhog day redux
<DocTechnical> You've been spending too much time in #drwho, r.c.
<klokwkdog> Oh no, it would be great - you could stop it anywhere you
want
<kend^> i would have to remember the rogaine formula if i knew i was
going back, would be rich AND have hair!
<DocTechnical> Lili says: "You mean I could keep losing my virginity
over and over again?"
<DocTechnical> egads
<klokwkdog> change skin, hair color, have claws instead of fingernails
<DocTechnical> ...or go through menopause over and over again!!!!
<klokwkdog> yep, First Night redux
<DocTechnical> egads!
<DocTechnical> redux redux
<kend^> quack quack aflac
<DocTechnical> i have the feeling i've been here before ... again ...
<klokwkdog> my favorite S-F story: the guy who invented a way to
regenerate teeth
<DocTechnical> klok: not familiar with that one
<klokwkdog> one small problem- new teeth kept forming
<DocTechnical> oops...
<kend^> shark alert?
<klokwkdog> the ones above had to be pulled...
<DocTechnical> Lili asks: "Did he end up looking like Julia Roberts?"
<kend^> or just start cutting down trees like da beave
<DocTechnical> k^: lol
<klokwkdog> no, the inventor was in hiding, because everyone who had
the treatments wanted to KILL him
<klokwkdog> they were REALLY good teeth, with deep roots
<DocTechnical> Lili adds: "...or at least chew him out."
<klokwkdog> LOL
<kend^> double entendre night at the o.k. corral
<Regnad_Kcin> well all.... i do believe i'm gonna eat dinner and pass
out in a pool of my own sweat (and other assorted fluids)
<DocTechnical> All double entendres are half off!
<kend^> ok, nick, see ya next time
<klokwkdog> I'm limited to one entendre a night by my doctor
<DocTechnical> nite nick
<klokwkdog> nitey
<DocTechnical> nick at nite...
<klokwkdog> I too am fading
<DocTechnical> yeah me too
<klokwkdog> must do more work on Karnal Bunt
<klokwkdog> before I sleep
<DocTechnical> and Lili here is also indicating she's a little
tuckered out
<klokwkdog> but for now, the equipment->OFF so it will be COOL in
here!
<kend^> then if everyone is leaving, i'll switch to "log" mode (after
talking about beavers!)
<klokwkdog> nite everyone!
<klokwkdog> woof!
<DocTechnical> k^, i've been on since before the beginning tonight -
do I need to send you the log?
<kend^> bye friends
<DocTechnical> or can I just use mine in its entirety?
<kend^> doc, regnad sent his to me, i think i'm covered
<klokwkdog> ...you are REQUIRED to - check that mattress tag!
<DocTechnical> oh, ok...
<DocTechnical> dang...
<DocTechnical> c u all later.......
<klokwkdog> going
<klokwkdog> 'going
<klokwkdog> goine
<klokwkdog> gone
<DocTechnical> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................. (nytol!
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