#fIRCign 9/21/00 2 of 3
Tiny Dr. Tim
<klokwkdog> I was counting on using "He was born with a gift of laughter
and a sense that the world was mad" - but its 16 words and goes into
extra rate for a Day Letter...
<MichaelT> firelogger
<Firelogger> Will the REAL Dr. Penderman please report to neurosurgery
IMMEDIATELY!
<Rotonoto> yeah, Ive got it right here, officer...
<DocTechnical> offrisker
<MichaelT> does he key on anything?
<Rotonoto> klok- send it Guaranteed Delivery
<DocTechnical> only his name
<MichaelT> or does he just glibber along?
<cease> lets check her body paint
<MichaelT> ok
<DocTechnical> gibbers - but when its firesign gibbering, somehow it all
makes sense - right logger?
<Firelogger> Rah! Rah! Rah! Thats the spirits we have here!
<Rotonoto> send her in for regrooving
* TinyDrTim is just interjecting this because he thought it was
interesting. From Nin0: czech out
http://rocktalk.epinions.com/kifm-review-C89-10B60C9-39C993D7-prod1
<DocTechnical> see?
<MichaelT> the botmaster need to have him respond to key frases
<MichaelT> like you mean to bambi?
<Firelogger> ...she likes it that way!
<klokwkdog> Yep, wrap it around 600 lb. of marble and that pretty much
guarantees delivery through most obstacles...
<Rotonoto> nino the botmaster
<MichaelT> damn he got it
<DocTechnical> i kinda prefer the "dada" approach myself - more
nonsequiterish
<cease> potsmaster? what;s oedipa doing here?
<MichaelT> firelogger, you are the best
<MichaelT> like you mean to bambi?
<Firelogger> ...she likes it that way!
<Firelogger> Hot dog, groat cakes again! Heavy on the 30-weight, mom.
<MichaelT> love it....
<DocTechnical> ah, it does respond - just like WE do!
<Shemp^> Shes got a balcony you can do Shakespeare from
<Rotonoto> a vegetable will respond to you
<DocTechnical> www.jugs.com!
<Rotonoto> (ask any vegetable)
<MichaelT> read me doctor memory
* TinyDrTim now returns to his job search . . . L8R, Dear Friends!
<cease> i looking for for a Marlowe balcony
<DocTechnical> ok, nite t
<Rotonoto> our guru departs (snif)
<Shemp^> Come back, Dr Tim - we want to talk to you
<DocTechnical> good luck with the search
<cease> by tiny
<DocTechnical> maybe youll find a grape from ancient greece?
<TinyDrTim> Thanx all. Will keep you posted, so to speak . . .
<MichaelT> gee i hope he gets back before all of this dry ice melts
<cease> and swim the english channel?
<DocTechnical> too late
<DocTechnical> from the look of tinys dali watch, time has melted
<MichaelT> hmmmmmm
<cease> dalis tiny. watch
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<DocTechnical> quit dali-ing and get to work!
<MichaelT> clem clone, back to the shadows again
<klokwkdog> nite TDT
<Rotonoto> whats that tune youre humming?
<cease> just saw an exquisite impressionists show at the van art museum
today
<Shemp^> Hello dali
<DocTechnical> is that high c or vitamin d?
<cease> lamb, dali?
<Rotonoto> yeah, melt a watch for doctor dali
<DocTechnical> they left an impression on you, did they?
<cease> i was impressed
<MichaelT> i was just spitting out liners to see if the bot would
respond more
<Shemp^> Was Rich Little there, cease -- I think hes a good
impressionist
<cease> one of the waterloo bridge moneys blew me away
<MichaelT> hahahaha
<cease> monet
<Rotonoto> whats this impression in my forehead?
<Shemp^> I need monet...thats what I want
<DocTechnical> MT: its like throwing pebbles at a bedroom window to get
their attention
<cease> thats no impression, that;s horn
<Rotonoto> and why do they claim van gough was a good artist?
<cease> play taps for it, maybe it will go away
<DocTechnical> roto no like van go?
<DocTechnical> how about van morrison?
<Rotonoto> his brush work leaves me cold
<Shemp^> How about Van Johnson?
<Rotonoto> looks like he ladled it on
<DocTechnical> dicks van dyke?
<Rotonoto> perhaps using his ear
<cease> the flowers i saw today weee ok, but why exactly is his work the
most expensive in art?
<Rotonoto> van go went
<DocTechnical> he meant to cut off his NOSE to spite his face
* klokwkdog who survived the run on I-95 must now prepare food. Will
keep an eye (or grape) peeled; smoke em if you got em
<DocTechnical> but he missed
<cease> maybe it was his face to spite his nose
<DocTechnical> ok klok - you noe klokgetfood?
<Shemp^> I like Van de Kamp, but he always makes me hungry -- lets eat!
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<DocTechnical> well, i was close
<Rotonoto> as you were, klok...
<MichaelT> sometime you can be smart and stupid at once
<cease> i have some association of that name with food
<DocTechnical> MT: i am rarely one without the other
<MichaelT> kinde like 2 places at once when youre not anywhere at all
<cease> how can you be two places, i mean...
<DocTechnical> go back two places
<DocTechnical> do not pass glow
<DocTechnical> do not collect two hundred parking tickets
<MichaelT> like for example, i was in books a million and saw a mug at
the coffee shop
<Rotonoto> do try to collect the two hundred, however
<cease> they were on the radio, identities projected out in other
avatars
<cease> two places at once
<DocTechnical> i saw a coffee shop get mugged
<MichaelT> it was a copy of stary night by van gough
<Shemp^> What am I, a second stary man?
<MichaelT> and it hit me... the don mcclean song vincent was about ban
gough
<DocTechnical> yes, part of a line of simulated art wrapped around
coffee mugs
<MichaelT> er van gogh
<Shemp^> lol Doc
<Rotonoto> my favorite highbrow artist is Vargas, doc :o)
<MichaelT> it only took me like 25 years to make the connection
<DocTechnical> S^: re 2nd starry man: lol
<Rotonoto> looks good next to my velvet elvis
<MichaelT> makes you feel like your pants have dissapeared
<Shemp^> Hmmm...should I go for the mug with the kitty or the simulated
art?
<DocTechnical> a little slow on the uptake?
<DocTechnical> maybe you should drink more coffee...
<DocTechnical> S^: hello kitty!
<Shemp^> lol Doc
<DocTechnical> kitty car laisle
<cease> cough e? f? g?
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<Firelogger> Yo hnn!
<DocTechnical> hey has
<Shemp^> Hiya has
<DocTechnical> glad to see you operating again
<Rotonoto> the guy who floats on a sea of...
<cease> ill take your kitty, and give you a puppy
<DocTechnical> ...caffeine!
<cease> madness?
<HasNoName> Before I say hello, let me preface my next statement with an
apology tothe children and logging robots listening tonight: BILL GATE
SUCKS COCKS IN HELL@@@@. Sorry.
<MichaelT> not slow, just a bit brean dead
<cease> hey has!
<Rotonoto> Ill see your puppy and raise you two hamsters
<HasNoName> Hello, all
<Shemp^> lol has
<DocTechnical> Has: you got my vote
<HasNoName> er, GATES
<MichaelT> hasnoname, windozes problems?
<Rotonoto> hnn: LOL
<MichaelT> BSOD?
<Shemp^> I think youre blocking, has -- dont soft-pedal your feelings
about this
<DocTechnical> My favorite saying: Bill Gates is the spawn of hell
<HasNoName> Yes, indeed. BSOD a plenty, and both in the middle of long
email missives...
<DocTechnical> S^: lol - yes has, dont hold back...
<MichaelT> please tell us how you really feel
<DocTechnical> let it all hang out! (well, not ALL of it...)
<DocTechnical> ...just most of it...
<MichaelT> At the tone the time will be 22:13:22 ....... beep
<disclaimer> your time may vary depending on the current lag time on
irc, and other variations in time setting that we will not get into, at
this time... Prices may vary, Void where prohibited by law. See
manufacture for details.
<DocTechnical> ...keep the fleshy bits hidden though
* HasNoName is letting more than enough hang out.
<MichaelT> hmmmm
<Rotonoto> close cover before striking
<DocTechnical> at the time the tone will be - c sharp
<MichaelT> canot stay to long
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<Firelogger> Greetings freq
<Rotonoto> your mileage may vary
<Shemp^> Hiya Freq
<cease> only shorts and quarts, micheal?
<MichaelT> oh good one rotonoto
<cease> hey, the freq man
<Rotonoto> yo freq
<FreqMan> shemp?
<Shemp^> Yes?
<MichaelT> i need to add on there
<DocTechnical> yo freq (no, he says sheepishly, he hasnt gotten the freq
show cd in the mail yet... please dont hurt me... ive had a really rough
week)
<cease> sorry to hear that, doc
<FreqMan> feel my wrath dt!
<cease> to much pool?
<DocTechnical> basil wraths bone?
<Rotonoto> set phasers to stun
<MichaelT> hey any brother dave gardner fans here?
<Shemp^> You put your wrath away, mister -- there are ladies present
<DocTechnical> wow, bro dave
<DocTechnical> rejoice dear hearts
<Shemp^> Kick thy self, dear hearts
<cease> set teasers to Fun
<MichaelT> so you have heard of him
<FreqMan> The Captain and first mate of our company are at the Formula 1
race in Indianapolis this week... so its party-time at our office...
<DocTechnical> "and they pulled open the curtain and there was another
big sign that said - "its gone!" "
<Rotonoto> make victory sign, sudden move towards eyes...
<MichaelT> i need some of his stuff
<MichaelT> any idea where i can find some?
<Rotonoto> pay no attention to the geek behind the curtain
<DocTechnical> freq probably has a bunch
<MichaelT> like the motocycle wreck
<Shemp^> Collectors Choice music had a CD with both his big albums on it
<MichaelT> and the sherrif in the new car with automatic
<MichaelT> really, wher is that?
<FreqMan> MT you know... I lost what I had of his... but I know a used
record store where I can get some...
<DocTechnical> i have some bro dave vinyl tucked away
<DocTechnical> ...but theres no way i can commit to making cassettes
right now
<MichaelT> can i msg you in?
<FreqMan> dt... you have some of my vinyl tucked away...
<Shemp^> I think its www.ccmusic.com -- but I wont vouch for the addy
<DocTechnical> ...i have waaaaay too much on my plate
<FreqMan> dt... amen to the no way to committ... you a busy bee...
<DocTechnical> freq: lol
<Shemp^> Eat all you want, Doc -- but want what you eat
<Rotonoto> lets eat, doc :o)
<DocTechnical> ...and the hits just keep on comin!
<Rotonoto> (are you done with that cheeseburger?)
<FreqMan> eat my smoke...
<Shemp^> Brother Dave put out a record one time -- a novelty hit called
"The Coward of the Alamo" -- I heard it once on a radio show, and never
heard it again
<HasNoName> which search engine has the image search on it?
<DocTechnical> thats my problem - i want it all
<cease> im unfamiliar with that brother
* HasNoName only wants what he doesnt have...
* FreqMan knows what he doesnt know...
<DocTechnical> brother dave gardner was a "southern" comic - target
demographic south of the mason-dizon line
* HasNoName got some vinyl over the weekend from the local NPR stations
open house - including 3 Charles Ives LPs.
<DocTechnical> er, dixon
<DocTechnical> oooh, ives - always liked "robt browning overture"
<FreqMan> My Danbury based radio show once did a Charles Ives gotta get
smokes Nicotine Opera playhouse sketch...
<MichaelT> he was one of the funnies people i ever heard
<MichaelT> was in the late 40 or early 50
<DocTechnical> fifties, really
<MichaelT> ok
<HasNoName> Hmmm, dont have that, but do have "Concorde, Mass. 1840-60"
<MichaelT> i just remember mom had one started out with him singing when
your smilling
<cease> i think you mnetnioned him to me before, doc
<Shemp^> I think Gardners albums were big in the sixties -- he rode the
crest of the Bob Newhart-Mort Sahl-Shelley Berman wave
<cease> i cant be aware of All of american culture.
<klokgopreparedin-din> HNN- "The Devil does it because he sincerely
believes in the triumph of evil over good. Bill Gates just does it for
the money."
<FreqMan> Shemp... that sounds right
<cease> how many americans know any of canadas?
<HasNoName> lol, klok...
<cease> good one, klok
<klokgopreparedin-din> ann murray
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<Firelogger> Ooooohh...new character enter!
<Shemp^> The Frantics
<Bunnyboy> lo dere
<FreqMan> cease... commedians?... How about Wayne and Shuster....
<Shemp^> Kids in the Hall
<cease> wasnt she killed in the southpark flick?
<klokgopreparedin-din> bruce cockburn
<Rotonoto> vg klok
<Bunnyboy> Say, fun URL: http://www.justsaywow.com/presidentdance.htm
<klokgopreparedin-din> gizelle mackenzie
<HasNoName> klok - you have a source for that? I think Im putting it in
my .sig...
<Rotonoto> I know a bit, cat- lived on southern Ont. 3 years as a kid
<Shemp^> Hiya bunnyboy
<Bunnyboy> lo stooge
<cease> i knew a bit too
<Rotonoto> hey Bb
<cease> hey bunny
<FreqMan> William Shatner, John Candy, Tex Ritter...
<cease> cock burn is good
<Shemp^> The Frantics put out some hilarious stuff - "Piece of Pie" was
my fave
<Shemp^> lol freq
<klokgopreparedin-din> no, HNN, it was one of those top-ten list things
that built up to it. It may have been John Walkers at Fourmilab in .cz
<Bunnyboy> Gawrsh, Shemp^ gets around~
<cease> a lot of famous folk come from here, but dont retain any canuck
roots. shatner for example
<Bunnyboy> lo Roto, cat
<klokgopreparedin-din> You know, the guy who has the "Evil Empires, One
Down, One to Go" bumpersticker?
<Shemp^> A round what?
<cease> ohters maintain a fuot in canada, like dan ackroyd
<Bunnyboy> Tex Ritter? And then, I woke up...
<klokgopreparedin-din> Lorne Greenes Radio School!
<klokgopreparedin-din> Leslie Nielson!
<Shemp^> Dan has a split-level foot, if memory serves...
<cease> he rit her? i thought he was illiterate
<klokgopreparedin-din> Sgt. Preston
<FreqMan> Next week... The Albinos: The pale pink-eye people...
<klokgopreparedin-din> Pierre Trudeaux
<Shemp^> Garry Trudeaux
<cease> parkinsons boy from near by burnaby which i think named a
theatre after him moved to the states
<Bunnyboy> (sings) We crossed a lot of ground, til we finally
found...Bon-an-ZA!
<cease> miachel j fox
<FreqMan> Is Sam Donaldson from Canadia?
<cease> no, hell
<klokgopreparedin-din> And of course, my all-time favorite, Sylive
Garant, from the 11/79 pboy
<Bunnyboy> Rich Little
<Bunnyboy> Neil Young
<Bunnyboy> k.d. lang
<cease> neal has a song about his distant canuck childhood
<klokgopreparedin-din> No, Petter Jenings
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<Firelogger> ChumpThreads - raise your right hand. Do you swear to covet
property, propriety, plurality, surety, security and not hurt the state,
say what?
<klokgopreparedin-din> joni mitchell
<Shemp^> Sam Donaldson hails from some nameless middle European village
where he used to attack the villagers when the moon was full
<cease> apparently an up and cmoing singer in iwnnipeg at the time of
the guess who
<FreqMan> Fosters is brewwed by f*ing Molson!!!
<Bunnyboy> (sings) Id walk through the snow barefoot, if youd open up
your door...
<Shemp^> Hiya ChumpThreads
<cease> good one, shemp
<Rotonoto> the chumpster is in the building
<cease> chump
<cease> emp,anyone?
<HasNoName> chump...
<Bunnyboy> lo chumpy
<ChumpThreads> not insane! not responsible!
<FreqMan> Shemp... those bushy eyebrows are a dead giveaway... hmmm do
funeral homes ever have dead giveaways?
<cease> where is tiny to plug my review when i need him?
<Rotonoto> hide your women
<Bunnyboy> parkenlockit
<Shemp^> lol freq
<MichaelT> so like is anyone here into Chicken Man?
<HasNoName> and not without the permission of majot league baseball.
<klokgopreparedin-din> but once youre past Zapata and Villa, what can
Americans say about the other border?
<Firelogger> Systat - Direct Readout - Uptime: 22:30:01 est
<Shemp^> I used to listen to Chickenman, MT -- its been a long while
though
<DocTechnical> Were overrun with DEAD GIVEAWAYS here at Farners Funeral
Home
<klokgopreparedin-din> Moosehead
<ChumpThreads> I thought your review was provocative cat
<Bunnyboy> MichaelT: Yeah, the catalog, about 8-9 years ago.
<klokgopreparedin-din> The McGargles
<FreqMan> MichaelT... more definition of "in to" needed please...
<MichaelT> what catalog?
<cease> we kicked your ass in 1812, the last time you invaded
<Rotonoto> run a special, doc
<Shemp^> Turkish...delight...border
<cease> may i see your
<MichaelT> the most fantastic crime fighter the world has ever known
<Bunnyboy> The CA restaurant statue/pop icon, rite?
<klokgopreparedin-din> Cat, the last time we invaded was 1867...
<cease> no, then youll want to see Mine
<ChumpThreads> benton harnor
<ChumpThreads> er harbor
<cease> the fednnian raid?
<FreqMan> Mexicans invaded a little later... kicked their ass too...
<Rotonoto> thats what they taught me in grade school, cat
<cease> that was irish irrationals, not national policy
<Bunnyboy> Ever meet a RATIONAL Irishman?
<MichaelT> that chickenman
<klokgopreparedin-din> was it? sorry, it was 1866:
http://members.home.net/aoneill/fenians.htm
* Bunnyboy chuckles into fist
<cease> timothy leary?
<Rotonoto> only during rare sober times
<cease> have a tablet
<Bunnyboy> No, hes outside
<FreqMan> oh no... not paisley!
<cease> looking Inn?
<klokgopreparedin-din> now youre quoting Moses, Cat...
<cease> i stayed there once
<DocTechnical> god to moses: take two tablets and call me in the morning
<cease> mousers?
<ChumpThreads> mAUSERS
<FreqMan> oh no not again...
<MichaelT> mousers, a slang of maouse to ryme with trousers
<klokgopreparedin-din> Nah, thats Germans, not Canadians
<MichaelT> aint got anything to do with guns
<cease> hey bunny, was there a hemp fest recently in seattle?
<klokgopreparedin-din> Unless you count the Zimmerman thing
<FreqMan> Ach tongue...
<HasNoName> no, no, Mao-sers - the Red Chinese are finally here...
<Bunnyboy> Hey, I was pleasantly surprised by the Moody Blues flute
player. Hes the lead vox for LEGEND OF A MIND, and hes still got the
pipes.
<Rotonoto> there was a subliminal tie-in to guns
<cease> dr. tongue will see you now
<klokgopreparedin-din> LOL, HNN
* Shemp^ has put on a wide belt and work shirt in order to tell it like
it was
<Bunnyboy> Even though he looks like a refugee from the Irish Rovers.
<MichaelT> no rotonoto
<DocTechnical> i wonder if theres any chinese food in the freeeedge
<MichaelT> yahooo give me that gitar
<MichaelT> the land has lots of trousers
<Rotonoto> are we still fighting that whole guns/mouse thread?
<cease> lol, hnn
<Bunnyboy> But he sings better than Ian Anderson, these days anyways...
<FreqMan> I like Chinese food... the waiters never are rude... think of
the many things theyve done to impress...
<MichaelT> this land has lots of mousers
<MichaelT> and putty cat to eat them when the sun goes down
<Shemp^> I like HasNoNames take on this -- I think it is Mao-sers
<klokgopreparedin-din> HNN- the question du jour is, "How many
incompatible and slight variations of Windows can Microsoft Market?"
Its getting to be like Coca-Cola. What do they want, more shelf space
in CompUSA??
<Bunnyboy> cat: erhm, not that Ive heard about. But then, hemp is the
young peoples cause...
<cease> very topical
<Rotonoto> *our* boys would *never* do multi-entendre, eh?
<HasNoName> Not more - all shelf space at compUSA.
<Shemp^> (looks into camera) WindowsLite...less disk space...tastes
great...
<ChumpThreads> what do you MEAN by that?
<cease> i noticed a broadcast about it and wondered it if were recent,
is why i asked
<FreqMan> Theres quite a difference between hemp and weed... and the law
doesnt see it that way...
<Bunnyboy> Say, anybody read THE PROFESSOR AND THE MADMAN? Just finished
it, myself.
<ChumpThreads> justice is blind
<klokgopreparedin-din> topical fish
<klokgopreparedin-din> apply sparingly
* HasNoName is noting that altavista is glacial slow tonight.
<FreqMan> chump... is it drunk?
<cease> youre mad and ina profression? join the club
<Rotonoto> kloks been into the fish paste again
<klokgopreparedin-din> using text mode? or "portal" Alta Vista
<FreqMan> portal potty
* klokgopreparedin-din has been known to profess madness
<HasNoName> was trying to do an image search for a globe...
<DocTechnical> freq: lol
<Shemp^> Klok just ordered an anchovy and no pizza...
<klokgopreparedin-din> Ah! Pharoh portal!
<MichaelT> to answer the microsoft question..... i will answer it with
another question.... what other os vender has and os that will work with
the popular titles?
<DocTechnical> hold the pizza? where?
<Rotonoto> I spell my namd Regnad
<Shemp^> The one with the ever-widening hole?
<klokgopreparedin-din> (see Argon Zark, Book 2)
<cease> land of the pharoahs?
<ChumpThreads> sam the sham
<FreqMan> here we are in the land of the pharoahs...
<DocTechnical> a couple of guys at internet.com are using linux, running
windows through a package called "vmware"
<cease> san clamerone, a favourite firesign town
<Rotonoto> Steve Martin singing "King Tut"
<MichaelT> no dont go in there
<DocTechnical> its the bomb!
<cease> moved to ari zonia
<klokgopreparedin-din> MT- nobody. Even MS stuff doesnt work with
"popular titles". BSD every few minits.
<FreqMan> bees and spiders...
<MichaelT> but your still running windows
<klokgopreparedin-din> now I know why
<Rotonoto> its da bomb
<DocTechnical> i LOVE the idea of running ms as a window in linux - &
vmware seems to do it particularly well
<cease> sleep well, tutankhmun?
<MichaelT> lol, thats true klok....din
<FreqMan> Im still running nose....
<Rotonoto> (wow- isnt all this stream of consciousness stuff great?!)
<klokgopreparedin-din> and where in the world is that English girl who
said shed meet me on the third floor
<DocTechnical> thru vmware, windows can read linux partitions (via
"network neighborhood")
<ChumpThreads> she runs hoy for me
<ChumpThreads> hot
<cease> is that what they call it in rhode island?
<FreqMan> feeling hot hot hot
<MichaelT> if it dont work with dos 6.22, win95 or nt4.0 i dont want it
<MichaelT> i can boot any one of then when i need
<Rotonoto> the Bill has spoken , an my machine iz broken
<klokgopreparedin-din> no roads, no island, Cat...just Swamp Yankees up
to your elbows (and one ever-widening sanitary pedestal, er, Central
Landfill)
<FreqMan> that little clump of concrete in the middle of the road is
called an island, right... a road island?
<MichaelT> lol
* Rotonoto smacks computer on its side like an errant TV
<cease> no man is a road island
<FreqMan> or a road scholar
<cease> hes a pennsylvania
<klokgopreparedin-din> but he can be a Rhodes Scholar and run the US
<Rotonoto> Rhodes kill?
<ChumpThreads> road hard and put away wet
<cease> if the jefferson airplane came from the east coast
<klokgopreparedin-din> (or a somewhat broken-down actor and country
singer...)
<Firelogger> Only to 10, klokgopreparedin-din
<Shemp^> Country Rhodes...take me home...
<cease> cecil?
<cease> i thougth there was an odd smell in here
<ChumpThreads> beany
<klokgopreparedin-din> A Man, A Plan, ...RHODESIA!
<Shemp^> lol klok
<cease> is that python, klok?
<Rotonoto> someones been using the devilmaster again, cease- open a few
windows
<klokgopreparedin-din> put that one in your pipe and spell it backwards
<Bunnyboy> So, nobody read THE PROFESSOR AND THE MADMAN?
<MichaelT> chi chi chi chi chi
<MichaelT> chi chi chi chi chi
<MichaelT> chi chi chi chi chi
<DocTechnical> ill have cake please
<Bunnyboy> Gimme Death, Chief
<ChumpThreads> who wrote it bb?
<Rotonoto> Rhodesia, number 97 on the elemental chart, atomoc weight of
98.7
<FreqMan> Hmmm... what about an aggressive Baseball 1.0 operating
system?
<klokgopreparedin-din> (no Cat, the old "A Man, A Plan, A Canal:
PANAMA!" - works backward and forward, just like the canal!)
<cease> i think either my near sleeping cat or dog just farted the
remains of every animal they ever killed in their dreams
<Shemp^> Im sorry, Bunnyboy -- I didnt know it was on the syllabus
<Shemp^> lol cease
<MichaelT> where is the better firesign links on the web?
<klokgopreparedin-din> Anyone got one of those Fantom bagless gizmos in
the canister flavor? Do they work?
<MichaelT> spit me out a dozen or so
<Shemp^> Cue the shameless self promotion...
<MichaelT> pleeeezzzzze
<Rotonoto> klok: (in Larsen cartoon style) "Oooooh!"
<FreqMan> Cue the organist...
<klokgopreparedin-din> MT - can you phrase that as a question please?
<ChumpThreads> Fantom OK not great
<klokgopreparedin-din> Awwww.
<MichaelT> ammmmmmmmm
<klokgopreparedin-din> So I should get another Hoover?
<MichaelT> read me dr memory?
<klokgopreparedin-din> (second prize is TWO Hoovers...)
<ChumpThreads> oreck or rainbow
<Rotonoto> doc technical at his organ
<MichaelT> i remember sonny we used to call him the hoove
<Bunnyboy> Simon Winchester. Its a light treatment of one of the major
contributors to the first edition of the Oxford English Dictionary. The
man was American, a Civil War doctor...and an institutionalized,
murdering ward of the British state.
<DocTechnical> excuse me?
<MichaelT> where is the better firesign links on the web?
<DocTechnical> what do you mean better fs links?
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<Firelogger> Greetings, rory___. The President will see you now.
<ChumpThreads> sounds like light reading
<Shemp^> Sounds like he couldnt hold on to a job, Bunnyboy...
<Bunnyboy> lo rory
<Shemp^> Hiya rory
<DocTechnical> hi r
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<MichaelT> web links
<Rotonoto> and tippecanoe, too
<tyler__> hey
<MichaelT> your favorite ones doc
<Shemp^> "Stop calling me rory, my names tyler..."
<tyler__> Hey, no TDT?
<FreqMan> my name is not merv griffin
<ChumpThreads> just fi9nished Faster by James Gleich: recommended
<Rotonoto> stop calling me dozo!
<MichaelT> gotto go folks
<DocTechnical> dozo - bozo with a cold?
<MichaelT> thanks a million and later
<DocTechnical> nite mike
<Shemp^> lol Doc
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<FreqMan> ny mame is mot gerv niffin
<Shemp^> Night MT
<ChumpThreads> bozo with narcolepsy
<Rotonoto> hai! dozo
<DocTechnical> ozob
<Bunnyboy> (encourages audience to applaud) Freq, show us your lining!
<cease> tyler too?
<DocTechnical> bb: lol!!!!!
<Bunnyboy> Well be right back!
* Shemp^ applauds politely
<Rotonoto> my greek friends like to kill a fifth or two of ozob
* DocTechnical applauds and whistles
* DocTechnical stomps his feet
<ChumpThreads> opaa
<cease> good to meet you, mike
<Bunnyboy> Doc: Always loved Rick Moranis take on the Mervster
<Rotonoto> see ya mike
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<DocTechnical> bb: yeah, hes the best
<FreqMan> my silver? my air? my in?
<Rotonoto> aw, we scared him off
<DocTechnical> "well be right back..."
<DocTechnical> "oooooooohhh...."
<Bunnyboy> Doc: Ive heard rumors hes ill.
<FreqMan> Ooops... Help... Im no fun... and I cant get up....
<ChumpThreads> AIDS?
<DocTechnical> bb: moranis? that sux!
<cease> moranis is ill?
<Rotonoto> he shrunk himself one too many times
<Bunnyboy> cat: Just a rumor. Havent seen him working lately. Lemme
check the IMDB...
<Shemp^> To the IMDB!
<FreqMan> Strange Brew 2 started and stopped and I think its totally
shelved now...
<cease> I was driving to see Honey I Shrunk the Kids with Bit and
suddenly the car caught on fire.
<Rotonoto> in olympics/Australian parlance- kend^ is off persuing a
sheila
<Rotonoto> my god, cat
<Shemp^> lol roto
<cease> an odd foreshadowing
<FreqMan> mine too...
<kend^> hey! myprogram beeps when my name comes through! i know ive been
ignoring you guys, i hope you havent been talking about me too much
<Shemp^> Coinky dink? I think not...
<FreqMan> whats too much...
<Rotonoto> hey- we got his attention
<Rotonoto> quick- get the camera
<ChumpThreads> yo kend
<FreqMan> at ease...
<DocTechnical> did a google search on "rick moranis ill" and nothing of
any relevance comes up
<cease> and fs, and gs
<FreqMan> in the old days we had to make an oil painting....
<kend^> hey new kids, sorry i havent been more sociable. i have a hot
one on the line, trying to reel her in now
<Shemp^> I dont kend^ think that kend^ has even been kend^ part of the
kend^ conversation this kend^ evening...
<DocTechnical> ...out of crude oil?
<Rotonoto> dayglo velvet
<cease> good luck, kend
<kend^> ok, i get the message!
<FreqMan> what happens when I say kend^
<Rotonoto> hope you put on the 60 pound test line
<Shemp^> lol roto
<FreqMan> 60 pound doesnt sound legal...
<cease> well your tongue moves up your mouth and
<Bunnyboy> Well, heres the IMDB report: Moranis last projects were THE
FLINTSTONES, two crappy followups to HONEY, I SHRUNK..., and BIG BULLY.
No major film since 1995 or so. But hes also heading some production
company in NYC.
<DocTechnical> i would but it puts 60 pounds on me
<Shemp^> Sheila Fishing...with your host, kend^ Dance...
<HasNoName> Odd, Doc, you didnt even find info on his 1984 album "Rick
Moranis Chillin and Illin"?
<FreqMan> gimme two
<cease> lol, hnn
<Rotonoto> yeah- and dont say "shagging" down under- it is naughty
<DocTechnical> actually, earlier this year moranis did a hilarious
"op-art" (op-ed) thing for the sunday ny times - "Youve got AOL"
<Bunnyboy> 2 neat books out this week: Memoirs from Jerry Stiller and
David L. Lander.
<cease> donbt say down under. thats naughty
<DocTechnical> it was a mock-up of what the time-warner/aol tv schedule
would look like
<HasNoName> Is there a chapter on "Cracking Up"?
<Rotonoto> hey, I bought a VHS copy of Big Bully onebay
<Shemp^> Whats the Lander bio called, BB..."A Portrait of the Artist as
a Young Squiggy"?
<DocTechnical> example - "The cooking channel: 8:00 - Youve got snail!
9:00 - youve got quail! (etc)"
<Bunnyboy> The Lander book, FALL DOWN LAUGHING, details his secret fight
with MS. He didnt tell anybody but his wife and daughter about his
disease for 16 years!
<Shemp^> lol Doc
<FreqMan> roto... in aussie-land you also dont want to say I was in her
bedroom "rooting about in her drawers looking for something"
<HasNoName> oh my... is that why hes been less visible in recent years?
<DocTechnical> i saved it somewhere in this rathole of a basement, if i
can dig it up ill scan & post
<cease> no, Youre got Quayle
<Bunnyboy> BTW, while I was on "retreat" (in every sense of the word)
with the in-laws in the Midwest, I was desperate enough to sit in on a
screening of SCARY MOVIE. Lander has a lovely little cameo as "Principal
Squiggman".
<Shemp^> lol BB
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<Firelogger> k3ky-away, if you dont answer the question we are going to
have to gag you!
<k3ky-away> sheesh!
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<Shemp^> Hiya k3ky-away
<Bunnyboy> Ah, yes, nothing like a week with the in-laws in IL.
<HasNoName> Yeah, I did see that, BB. That was a reference to Henry
Winklers cameo as the principal in the first "Scream" film.
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<Firelogger> Oldies But Goldies City, DocTeck here...
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<DocTeck> there, is that any better?
<DocTeck> anyway, as i was saying...
<Bunnyboy> "BELLVILLE, ILLINOIS!!! Slooooooooooooowly I turned..."
<ChumpThreads> what part of Ill bb?
<DocTeck> actually, earlier this year moranis did a hilarious "op-art"
(op-ed) thing for the sunday ny times - "Youve got AOL"
<Rotonoto> he be illin?
<DocTeck> it was a mock-up of what the time-warner/aol tv schedule would
look like
<FreqMan> Sesquihana Hat company...
<Bunnyboy> HNN: Yup, most of the "plot" was lifted from the first
SCREAM.
<DocTeck> example - "The cooking channel: 8:00 - Youve got snail! 9:00
- youve got quail! (etc)"
<DocTeck> i saved it somewhere in this rathole of a basement, if i can
dig it up ill scan & post
<ChumpThreads> I am now getting dja vu messages from ten minutes ago-A
TIME WARP!
<FreqMan> didnt you say that on the other side of the record?
<Shemp^> Forward...into the past!
<Bunnyboy> Better check!
<HasNoName> Are we going back and first in time? I feel like Im watching
"Je Taime Je Taime" again.
<Rotonoto> were in a repeating time warp
<HasNoName> erm forth.
<ChumpThreads> a worm hole full of hot cheese logs
<DocTeck> freq: yes, but since my irc client stopped responding i didnt
know if i got thru
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<DocTeck> so i saved (ah, thats better)
<Bunnyboy> <Rotonoto> were in a repeating time warp
<Rotonoto> a fold in the fabric of time
<Rotonoto> (nicely hemmed)
<Bunnyboy> <Bunnyboy> <Rotonoto> were in a repeating time warp
<DocTeck> so i saved what i said and re-connected
<FreqMan> lets do the time warp again
<Bunnyboy> <Bunnyboy> <Bunnyboy> <Rotonoto> were in a repeating time
warp
<DocTeck> ...and re-spewed. sorry for the redundancy
<Shemp^> Its just a jump to the left...
<Rotonoto> Bb- no, I think were in a repeating time warp
<DocTeck> I am now getting dja vu messages from ten minutes ago-A TIME
WARP!
<Shemp^> Theres two of everybody in here but me!
<FreqMan> a broken record... record... record... record....
<DocTeck> wait, i didint say that...
<ChumpThreads> its just a shot away
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<FreqMan> away
<Rotonoto> whats that echo?
<DocTechnical> whats that echo?
<Firelogger> Systat - Direct Readout - Uptime: 23:00:01 est
<FreqMan> ?
<Rotonoto> ?
<Bunnyboy> warp time repeating a in were think I ,no -Bb <Rotonoto>
<DocTechnical> bb: lol!!!!
<Rotonoto> read unhappy macnam
<cease> echo? x? o?
<Shemp^> Thats okay...theyre speaking Chinese...
<DocTechnical> !!!gninnips si dlrow elohw eht
<Bunnyboy> systat niner
<FreqMan> a lesdyxic wime torp!
<ChumpThreads> Antivert
<Rotonoto> I am *not* lis dexic!
<Bunnyboy> The owls are not what they seem
<HasNoName> shemp: as long as the new york times doesnt think they want
nuclear secrets...
<FreqMan> Thats lucky for us... if it were flat, all the Chinese would
fall off...
<Shemp^> lol Has
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<Rotonoto> thanks, little bot
<Bunnyboy> Im shrinking and walking on checkered linoleum!
<Rotonoto> just ask Alice
<cease> lol has
<ChumpThreads> call tom petty
<FreqMan> go ask alice...
<DocTechnical> ah, i know ive told this before, but it seems
appropriate: what do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and
an insomniac? .... you get someone who lies awake at night wondering if
there is a dog.
<cease> tom isnt petty. she likes it that way
<Rotonoto> har!
<FreqMan> what about the ones that mother gives you...
<Bunnyboy> Freq: Por nada
<ChumpThreads> mothers liyttle helper
<HasNoName> "Im shrinking and walking on checkered linoleum!" Wasnt that
a line from Ronnie Dussledorf and the BMWs?
<ChumpThreads> please some more of these
<FreqMan> bueno por kaka
<Bunnyboy> HNN: I vas born in Dussledorf, and that is why they call me
Rolf!
<ChumpThreads> outside the door I took 4 more
<Rotonoto> the red one or the blue one??
<FreqMan> Spring time for Hitler and germany....
<DocTechnical> better red than dead
<FreqMan> Goose steps the new step today!
<Rotonoto> you mean- you want to wake up?!?
<cease> than graduation?
<Bunnyboy> Anybody hear about the plan to stage a live, expanded musical
version of THE PRODUCERS on the Great White Way?
<DocTechnical> "you take the red pill ... and you see how far down the
rabbit hole goes"
End Part 2