Semi-stupid note from Phil Austin
fire...@firesigntheatre.com
We are certainly unstupid enough to not sue ourselves. That bastard Bergman will pay, however. And as for the others ,,,, uh, Palin and .... uh, Cleese, I think the other guy's name is ... yeah, Phil Cleese. I'll get them too. Or my corporation will.
Seriously, such as it is, Brian has started a wonderful quest here and it's fun hearing all your suggestions, y'all. We seem to be definitely moving toward selling some new T-shirts.. Is there a strong feeling from anyone as to the virtues of White on Black or Black on White? I'm assuming we shouldn't even bother with printing smalls, eh? I'm betting we all would like good quality cotton extra larges. Thoughts? The initial run will be as simple as possible because we are poor as mice in a church these days. I'm hoping all the suggestions won't disappear before I can make a master list, unless someone Out There will make that compilation. And if that person doesn't, I'll sue him. No, better yet, I'll get Bergman to sue him. Bergman will do anything I say these days.
And as to new slogans .... Hmmmm ... let me look at the horrible pile of notes on slips of paper that stacks up next to my computer ...
ahhh .... how about: (ok, this isn't new, exactly)
MY CATBOX IS THE ENTRANCE INTO THE OTHER WORLD
Or:
THE MUSEUM OF WOODPECKING
Or:
NICK DANGER, THIRD EYE
WHEN TWO EYES AREN'T ENOUGH
or
WHEN FOUR EYES IS ONE TOO MANY
or ...
(and sign it)
Red Greenback
Bill Benzel
I'm betting we all would like good quality cotton extra larges.
Good quality extra large with POCKETS!! Geeks need pockets, dammit!! How
the hell am I gonna walk around in a t-shirt if I got no place to put my
pens, business cards and cell phone??
--
Bill
"Everybody knows that the Fox News Channel is merely a wing of the
Republican Party, and its viewers use it the same way a drunk uses a lamp
post -- for support, not illumination."
James Carville, Crossfire, 11/21/02
Ugly Bob
<fire...@firesigntheatre.com> wrote in message
news:2003052105...@mail.ifip.com...
> Dear Correspondents:
>
> We are certainly unstupid enough to not sue ourselves. That bastard
Bergman will pay, however. And as for the others ,,,, uh, Palin and ....
uh, Cleese, I > think the other guy's name is ... yeah, Phil Cleese. I'll
get them too. Or my corporation will.
>
> Seriously, such as it is, Brian has started a wonderful quest here
and it's fun hearing all your suggestions, y'all. We seem to be definitely
moving toward
> selling some new T-shirts..
I'd rather have a squeaky Bozo nose.
-Ugly Bob
Firebroiled
pinhead,
I'm in favor of this double pleated extra thick soft woven virgin
cotton T-shirts with tiny-tiny lettering in the
language of Firesignian.
Firebroiled
Thomas Armagost
dag...@juno.com (Firebroiled) wrote:
Dan Ackroyd and Jim Belushi on the Tonight Show yesterday were
apparently XXLs. Transparently manipulative of me to offhandedly
mention that--since as I'm also XXL.
--
weblog <http://www.well.com/user/silly/blog.html> si...@well.com
DAAV0
much need to ask if you can notify me before printing--I will fedex blank t's
and pay full price besides.
Black T's--white lettering
David Perry
Larry Yaeger
>Black or Black on White?
White on Black, definitely. Black t-shirt good, white t-shirt bad.
- larryy
dinosaurbob
Not if you live in Florida where it's 100 f*cking degrees all the
f*cking time it isn't. White shirts are the only thing that won't
cause heat stroke.
Thank you and now back to your regularly scheduled newsgroup which is
already in progress.
+Dinosaurbob+
Larry Yaeger
>Larry Yaeger <spam...@should.all.go.die> wrote in message
>news:<p06001303b...@10.0.39.13>...
>
>f*cking time it isn't. White shirts are the only thing that won't
>cause heat stroke.
Ah, Florida, where the days are sweltering and the nights are merely
wilting. (Hmm, we need a new word, "wiltering".) I was born and
raised there, Sol help me bog. I know you can step out of absolutely
frigid air conditioning and be soaked through with sweat in 2
minutes. At least the evaporation helps prevent heat stroke; or it
would if the humidity wasn't so high that nothing ever actually
evaporates.
Maybe you should do what I did and get the f*ck out of there!
- larryy
dinosaurbob
I would truly love to, but $$$, you know.
Unless I win the lottery I'll probably die here.
+Dinosaurbob+
DAAV0
XXXL! (or let me know and i will provide shirts)
David Perry
David Perry
Public Education Director
Trend Micro, Incorporated
-=-"In this country, said the red queen, you need to run as fast as you can,
just to stay in the same place"-=-
Thomas Armagost
da...@aol.com (DAAV0) wrote:
> White printing, Black Shirt--
>
> XXXL! (or let me know and i will provide shirts)
Caption: "The Only President of the United States Who Was Never
President of the United States." - Firesign Theatre
Enlarged green bust of Ben Franklin taken from U.S. $100 bill.
Green looks so fine on a black t-shirt. White fonts for caption.
Many U.S. Presidents were XXXL.
DAAV0
Thomas Armagost
da...@aol.com (DAAV0) wrote:
> Like Grover Cleveland?
Like Chester Alan Arthur.
BTW, how often do you see a Post-Impressionist portrait of the 21st
U.S. President? <http://www.neofuturists.org/hop/arthur.htm>
Looking at this portrait, I can't help but wonder if its creator is
a FST fan.
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