A Firesign Chat for Aug 27, 2015 [7 parts]

[Catherwood]

[part 1 of 7]
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||||||||| Catherwood re-enters the Waiting Room and explains "This is the main discussion room which is logged each night."
||||||||| Catherwood announces, "The time is 4:33 AM - I now declare Thursday's chat log for August 27, 2015 officially open!"... and then, he retires back to the vestibule...
||||||||| Catherwood ushers regnad inside, makes a note of the time (4:55 PM), then fades off into the distance going on about the waiting room or the sitting room or something.
regnad: ?tahw
regnad: emoh ydobyna
||||||||| "Hey regnad!" ... regnad turns, and sees Bradshaw approching with the handcuffs, and is dragged away, screaming "it's only 4:56 PM, I don't have to go yet!"...
||||||||| DJTweeny enters at 7:58 PM as Catherwood takes their hat and goat and hurries off to the Chapeau Manger.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - visit Firesign's web site at www.firesigntheatre.com **'
||||||||| 7:59 PM: Rufus_T_Firetween jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
||||||||| Catherwood enters the room, strikes a gong, and bellows "THE TIME IN NEW YORK IS 8 O'CLOCK", then silently exits.
||||||||| New notice: '** There will be a Firesign Theatre/US Plus Stimulcast starting at 9pmET this evening. Warm-up music begins around 8:40pmET - you can join the streams now (NO AUDIO YET - just a chance for everybody to get connected) at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u (streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net) **'
||||||||| New notice: '** WE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT! **Currently playing: warm up music (Jackson Browne)Listen to the stream at 128k at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny.m3u or at 16k for dial-up users at http://listen.ehhh.us:8000/tweeny16k.m3u(streaming server graciously provided by Radio Free Dishnuts - www.dishnuts.net)'
||||||||| Catherwood enters with Timeghost close behind, mutters something about disrupting his 8:34 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the vestibule.
DJTweeny: Hi Ghost
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and jahgust gets out at 8:39 PM.
jahgust: Here early for a change and able to be here! Makes for a good end to the day!
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:41 PM and WhisperingSquash waltzes out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
jahgust: Also did not want to miss the Austin tribute by Cat. I missed Cats last chat Production spin!
DJTweeny: Hi jahgust, squash
jahgust: Hey Tweeny!
DJTweeny: Also some Austin broadcast material from the 80's
WhisperingSquash: Jahgust, Tweeny
||||||||| Gusts of wind blow in from outside and the thumpa-thumpa-thumpa of helicopter blades is heard as Happy Panditt's chopper lands on the lawn and Ralph gets out at 8:43 PM.
DJTweeny: Hi Ralph
Ralph: Hello, friends.............
||||||||| audrie steps in at 8:44 PM carrying an obsidian door knocker.
DJTweeny: Hi audrie
||||||||| Catherwood ushers EWeston in through the front door at 8:45 PM, picks up his cues (only slightly scorched), and heads for the billiard room.
DJTweeny: Hi EW
||||||||| Catherwood enters with seriousprofessor close behind, mumbles something about disrupting his 8:45 PM tree-stunting plans, and hurries off to the sitting room.
EWeston: Hi Tweeny and folks jazzed to be here
DJTweeny: Hi professor
seriousprofessor: Hi. Still new at this.
DJTweeny: Glad you could join us :)
audrie: He he, hello everybody!
seriousprofessor: Will the Phil Austin bio still be playing?
DJTweeny: Click on the quesstion mark in the lower right hand corner for help on how the chat works
DJTweeny: Yes, 2nd half of the show
seriousprofessor: Thank you.
DJTweeny: 1st half will be a some Phil Austin broadcast material from the 80's
||||||||| Chick Lambert fades in and says: "I have no idea who this Friedstein Theatre is, but they 're honing in on my territory over at Duke of Madness Motors. Give 'em the what for, Storm!" "RUFF! RUFF!"
||||||||| 8:50 PM: Cat jumps out of the hall closet saying "I've been listening to all of you talking about me for the past five minutes!"
DJTweeny: Hey Cat
||||||||| A time machine materializes at 8:50 PM and MarcBS steps out, carrying a grape from ancient Greece.
DJTweeny: Hi Marc
Cat : Hi folks
MarcBS: Hola
EWeston: Good album
Rufus_T_Firetween: ** If you're on Facebook, you can Like the official Firesign Fan Page here >> https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Firesign-Theatre/282668140208 - and if you're on Twitter and would like to get official Firesign tweets, follow @FiresignNews - there are also a couple of other unofficial Facebook fan pages at >> Chromium Switch - https://www.facebook.com/groups/50372982074/?ref=br_tf - and Firesign Theatre - https://www.facebook.com/groups/21145641274/
DJTweeny: One of my favorites of his, EW
WhisperingSquash: greeeetings
EWeston: Disarmed I'm sure
EWeston: Have you ever heard Mcgwin's Cardif Rose
DJTweeny: lol
MarcBS: Sorry I was eating the grape
DJTweeny: no EW
Cat : Speaking of Facebook, Proctor said nice things about my Austin Audiobiography on Facebook today.
||||||||| Catherwood stops by and announces "While you bozos sit here in the Waiting Room, why not shop at the Firesale store?"
EWeston: Late seventies I think. Some good work that never got airplay
jahgust: Hey Cat Yeh I saw Procmers kudos!! I am glad I can be here to hear!
Cat : Hi Joe
Cat : I don't know if fun is the correct word, but seemed an important thing for me to do.
||||||||| "8:56 PM? 8:56 PM!!" says Catherwood, "Beet should be here by now...oh, THERE you are!" as Beet enters and sits on the couch.
Beet: Powerful good greetings to all Fireheads tonight!
EWeston: Beet ahoy
Cat : Beet
||||||||| Catherwood sneaks into the room, and announces "Announcing 'lily', also known as 'Nancy' -- the time is 8:57 PM" -- then he slowly retires back into the Aviary...
DJTweeny: Hi Beet
DJTweeny: Hi lily
EWeston: Lily
Cat : Lily
MarcBS: Oh that Joe!
lily: audrie Beet Cat DJTweeny EWeston jahgust lily MarcBS Rufus_T_Firetween seriousprofessor WhisperingSquash hello all and Tween you are grand
Beet: Hi EW, Cat, Tween et al
lily: hi cat
jahgust: Hey Beet and Lilly!
lily: hey ew
EWeston: Yer Lilyness
Beet: Yo Jah
lily: hows turks
Beet: Hi lily
lily: hey beet
WhisperingSquash: HiLilyHlo
lily: yup hi lily
Beet: I would like to know the title of this album, Mr. Tween.
Ralph: lily hi?
DJTweeny: Lawyers In Love, circa 1984
DJTweeny: a fine production
Beet: Thanks
||||||||| WhisperingSquash leaves to catch the 8:59 PM train to Funfun Town.
Cat : That's my fave Jackson Browne song.
EWeston: Yuppers!
DJTweeny: That last song was dedicated to Lowell George
||||||||| Catherwood strides in with a trumpet, plays a fanfare, and proclaims "Nine PM on Thursday, August 27, 2015 - I now declare alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre's chat officially open!"
||||||||| Catherwood walks up and intones "Presenting 'WhisperingSquash', just granted probation at 9:00 PM", then leaves hurriedly.
lily: sayin hi to myself is what I do
Beet: hey Squash