Based upon i'm sorry i havn't a clue (The R4 series,
Tim Brook-Taylor, Willie Rushton, Graham Garden, Bill Oddie &c)
A long running *radio* series, makes a nice change for a.b.h,
not just of very clever, quick comedy, but an organic thing over
in r.g.m.c
Join In. J.
(Just a shame it's not happening in this group)
OOh, we dont get it here, and I'd love a go. I have an extra-special
manoeuvre involving Houslow West, Central _and_ East that I'd really
like to try. (Yes , the Heathrow loop must be played _before_ the second
quadrant).
Dave "Effective and Fruit Flavoured" Roe
(sp on rec too - it's actually alt :-)
Pedantic Sam (well, Samuel to be precise).
Um....how many of the Fishermans Film Club jokes can you remember?
I was laughing too much to write them down....
Bring Me The Haddock Of Alfredo Garcia
Kiss Me Skate
um......
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>Um....how many of the Fishermans Film Club jokes can you remember?
>I was laughing too much to write them down....
OK, since you asked...
Fisherman's Film Club (ISIHAC, 30 May 1992)
Some films which are suitable for an audience of fishermen.
Piranha de Bergerac
The Carpbaggers
Hook
The Happiest Dace of your Life
A Licence to Brill
And Cod Created Woman
Cramer vs Fishcake
The Clambusters
The Great Eskate
Kiss me Skate
Bring Me The Haddock Of Alfredo Garcia
Catch 22
Last Turbot in Paris
A Midsummer Night's Bream
Stage Roach
A Star is Spawn
Prawn Free
Henry IV, parts one and tuna
Some Pike it Hot
Dial M for Mermaid
Steve McQueen in Mullet
Vegetable Film Club (ISIHAC, 6 June 1992)
Some films which are suitable for an audience of vegetarians.
Dirty Haricot bean
Billy the Kidney bean
Stop or my Mum Will bean-Shoot
The Adventures of Tom Soya
The African Quorn
When Haricot Met Celery
War and Peas
El Swede
Kirk Douglas as leader of the gladioli in: Asparagus
Jack Lemmon and Shirley McCain's in: The Allotment
The Night my Cucumber Came Up
Kalehouse Rock, with Elvis Parsley
A Quiche before Dying
Texas Coleslaw Massacre
Mushroom with a View
Ricepuddin' - the Mad Monk
He'll Meet by Marmite (?)
Raddish of the Lost Ark
Silence of the Yams
Of Human Roughage
The Endive (?)
Ian Collier
Ian.C...@prg.ox.ac.uk | i...@ecs.ox.ac.uk
Bring back the balls, that's what I say.
May I introduce Mr and Mrs Tarsauce and their sailor son, Tar Tarsauce.
And here come the Awncocktails and their delicious daughter, P.R.Awncocktail.
Ah! those halcyon days!
Stephen
The Travel Agents'
Mr and Mrs Orca with their twin dughters, Min and Maj..
Paul
--
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown
Mr & Mrs Wall-Carpeting, and their son . . . Walter Wall-Carpeting (Ba-Doom!)
The Duchess of Um-here-Often, and her husband . . . Duke Um-here-Often
And that famous military family: General Lee-Speaking
and his son, Frank.
and his Daughter, Norma.
and their dog, Ruff.
(ISIRTA has a lot to answer for :-)