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Mike

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Sep 12, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/12/99
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Harry Enfield's Right. What's so bloody funny about "Did she want it, sir?
Ooh, suit you sir!" ?? Things like "And now - a jazz group performing
classical music in a jazz fashion. Mmm, Shite." Is funny. Using Z instead of
S doesn't stop the Suit you sir sketch from being Zhite.

Miguél

Robertster

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Sep 12, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/12/99
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Yeah yeah that's right.

"No it ain't"

No yeah it ain't.


Robertster Dawes ICQ#48385642
"Those were the headlines. Happy now?"
The other uncussable Lord of ADS.
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/gerard.j/hexvision/

Jonny Rotten

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Sep 12, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/12/99
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ARSE!

Robertster wrote in message <37dbf...@einstien.netscapeonline.co.uk>...

Jool Robbins

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Sep 12, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/12/99
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You the 13th Duke of Wimborne, here on the alt.comedy.british.fast-show
newsgroup, completely devoid of a sense of humour.....are you mad?

Jool
Mike wrote in message <7rgsni$ruf$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>...

Andy

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Sep 13, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/13/99
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eh-thethethetheth....Chrissy Waddle

by the way. you twat


Zebadee

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Sep 29, 1999, 3:00:00 AM9/29/99
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Scorchio

Newman&Baddiel

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Oct 6, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/6/99
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On Wed, 06 Oct 1999 14:50:40 GMT, che...@toes.foot (An Old Sock)
wrote:

>POW! On Wed, 29 Sep 1999 20:16:25 GMT, this mighty post exploded from the fingertips
>of Ji...@home.com (Zebadee), from the powerful force known as ' Customer of Planet
>Online ', in alt.comedy.british.fast-show ...

>>>Miguel
>>>
>>> I'll get me coat...
>
>Onu lamer el bullshitio de witless fuckia!
>Los del piss off jendo to alt.total-loser el dickless wondrousity!
>Harry Enfield ist no TV apparitionoso since anciento calendrico!
>El newsgroup conditiona des Harry Enfield?
>Destinationo?! FWAAHAAHAAHA!
>
>Els das translaiono Anglaisio..."Oh, piss off, you boring little shit."

You see that translation that you uttered from your mouth and
tranfered via your fingers and then placed on this newsgroup,
with reference "Oh, piss off" etc etc?

That's your best ever work that is............Shit ! wrong show

Has anyone seen me coat?


Mr BB Ghali Esq

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Oct 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/7/99
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On Wed, 06 Oct 1999 18:02:10 GMT, Ne...@Ten.com (Newman&Baddiel) wrote:


>That's your best ever work that is............Shit ! wrong show

You see that quote? That's your funniest ever quote that is....you've
had a haircut! Haaaaiiircuttt haircut.
--
Paul Gledhill
"Et in Arcadia Ego..."
http://www.anomaly.co.uk

Swiss Tony

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Oct 7, 1999, 3:00:00 AM10/7/99
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On Thu, 07 Oct 1999 18:54:37 +0100, Mr BB Ghali Esq
<bou...@news.anomaly.co.uk> wrote:

>On Wed, 06 Oct 1999 18:02:10 GMT, Ne...@Ten.com (Newman&Baddiel) wrote:
>
>
>>That's your best ever work that is............Shit ! wrong show
>
>You see that quote? That's your funniest ever quote that is....you've
>had a haircut! Haaaaiiircuttt haircut.

Having a Haircut is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman
you get sat down in front of the mirror and they ask you how'd
you like it today sir, then they ask you if you'd like a coffee.

Nah its fucking nowt like it, whats all that about then eh?


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