If by, "Its out there", he is referring to the truth, then yes,
here it really is:
: I just got out of college
Translation: I was just kicked out of college for being stupid.
: and was broke as a joke
Translation: My life is a joke, I spent my tutition on beer & pot.
: Now I am able to pay off the creditors with the
: 20+ thousand dollars I received through the mail
Translation: I'm lying and I'd be in big shittin' trouble if
the IRS even *thought* that I'd gotten that kind
of money in the mail. (hint, hint)
: it feels good to be worry free while I still look for a job,
Translation: I want dopes like you to send me money so I never have to
really find a job. It feels good to collect welfare and
unemployment, making you poor slobs work to support me,
and then conning you all into sending me even more money.
: I think of it as a grant not a scam ...
Translation: ...because then I don't feel guilty about ripping you off.
: and I am sorry if you think the opposite.
Translation: I really don't care what you think, I just said that to
sound sensitive and sincere.
Did you learn this biting satirical commentary at U Penn.???????
If you did, I just might have to enroll for a course!
: Did you learn this biting satirical commentary at U Penn.???????
No, actually, my alma maters are HardKnox High and Skrew U.
: If you did, I just might have to enroll for a course!
You're in luck, I'm teaching that course this semester.