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Is it possible? Pantyhose as a coffee-filter-ersatz?

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L.E.R.

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Aug 8, 2001, 2:23:48 PM8/8/01
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If any of you note especially carefully in the episode "101 Uses for Cow and
Chicken," The Red Guy can be seen buying up a quantity of pantyhose,
prompting
the clerk to enquire whether The Red Guy actually wears pantyhose.

Prompting His Pantslessness to reply: "Oh, noooo! I use it as a way to brew
coffee!!"

Whereupon the clerk replies, with much incredulity, that there were coffee
filters available, to which Red replies: "You mean they actually MAKE those
things?!!"

(Of note is that The Red Guy is seen having an automatic-drip such, perhaps
akin to Mr. Coffee and similar.)

Which prompts moi to enquire:

*whether it is actually possible to use nylon pantyhose as a convenient
ersatz
for paper coffee filters in an automatic-drip coffeemaker (or even such as
use
cone filters, e.g., Melitta, Braun, Filtropa, Krups);

*how many have actually gone so far as to attempt such an experiment in
brewing the old mocha-java jive in their coffeemakers;

*whether such had any impact on taste, flavour or aroma of the coffee, esp.
from the standpoint of undesirable oils and sediment being filtered out; and

*whether pantyhose can be an economical substitute for paper filters, even
generic-label or store-brand such.

It's not necessary to have been influenced by that particular Cow and
Chicken
episode to have conducted such an experiment; all that's necessary is to
have
actually dared to use pantyhose as a coffee filter-ersatz.

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David Hawk

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Aug 8, 2001, 7:48:49 PM8/8/01
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Once in a chat room full of Jethro Tull fans the discussion turned to the
question "how far would you go for a cup of joe" and there was a woman who
claimed to have used panty hose as a filter when she found one morning that
her filter supply had run out. As I understand it the results were less
than satisfactory - the coffee was a bit gritty.

Hawk
has been known to drink 2-day-old leftover coffee - at room temp

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Jason Salyers

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Dec 5, 2001, 7:18:15 PM12/5/01
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Pantyhose are one of the main reasons we have automatic drip coffee makers
today. Mr. Bunn senior experimented with them in his garage (not as kinky as
it sounds) in order to brew a better cup of coffee for his weekly poker
game.

Learned that from the folks at Bunn-o-matic.

J.


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