membership enquiries

[mister c]

If you think you've got what it takes to be a CMM Member, then chances
are you already are one.

If, however, you think there's been a beaurocratic cock-up, then let
us know.

Please be aware that there are currently several conditions you must
be able to meet in order to be a member:

a: Advanced schitzophroenia is a must-have condition of entry.
b: You must be able to meet the stringent Medical Exams.
c: You should pay the CMM Annual Members Fee (currently set at
$75aus).
d: You will probably exist for much of your corporeal existence in
Western Australia.
e: You should be able to contribute to the CMM Library, and be
involved in at least three Sub-Cults, one Order, and at least a dozen
Major CMM Religious Entities whilst maintaining the CMM Doctrine of
Unaccountability.

Still think there's been a cock-up? Then let us know.