The Official Cyber Trucker 10-Codes
Robert E v24 7/12
10-1: "Situation normal, all fucked up."
10-2: "Say that shit again, and i'm pounding your face, bitch."
10-3: "OH MY GOD! I JUST ROADKILLED ANOTHER HITCH-HIKER! YAY!"
10-4: "Okay, already! I got you the first time, so quit with the
Convoy bullshit, will ya?"
10-5: "Don't look now, but I think we're in the Twilight Zone..."
10-6: "Either i've got a flat, or i've just fucking run over another
Traffic Cop."
10-7: "If i don't get to a poopie chair pretty quick, i'm gonna 10-8."
10-8: "HOLY FUCK! I'VE JUST SHIT MY SHORTS!"
10-9: "Yeah, now we're cruising on jazz FM."
10-10: "You get that, you deaf son of a bitch?"
10-11: "Bring on the hitch-hiker stain-remover kit for my front-end."
10-12: "Either that chili is burning through my shorts, or aliens have
been performing funky experiments on me during the last ten minutes
(which i've lost, and are no longer appearing on my clock), and their
anal probe is dislodging from my rectum."
10-20: "Where the fuck am I now?"
10-21: "What's this Snapper doing in my seat?"
10-22: "That's SALAMI, you peckerhead!"
10-23: "I swear she said she was eighteen, officer!"
10-24: "Oh, nuts."
10-26: "I just picked up this hitch-hiker, and now it's trying to fuck
me in the ass!"
10-27: "You should see the hitch-hiker trail I just left behind!"
10-28: "I got Friday on my mind..."
10-29: "That's fucked up..."
10-31: "Get your ass over here, you slimy rectum-pusher!"
10-32: "What's another four-letter word for vagina?"
10-33: "You're a real 10-32, you know that?"
10-34: "If it ain't shaved, I ain't using it for a slurpee."
10-35: "You have GOT to see this 10-36 I got going on here!"
10-36: "I don't know what the fuck it is, but it's WEIRD!"
10-37: "LET'S FUCK SHIT UP!"
10-38: "Girls are the debbil."
10-39: "I wouldn't taste that if I were you."
10-41: "Bongo no like."
10-42: "Life. Universe. Fucking everything."
10-43: "She just scratched me up like a cat on crack!"
10-44: "I'm on it. Literally; I'm ON it!"
10-45: "Pass the salt, you salt and pepper nazi."
10-46: "If I weren't such a geek, I'd poke my tongue out in your
general direction."
10-47: "You're such a Mcsmashie."
10-48: "I do flinky flinky dance in your general direction."
10-49: "Alpacas are spooky."
10-51: "Here, take a hold of this..."
10-52: "Damn Slippy!"
10-53: "Fondle my Privates."
10-54: "PLEASE Fondle my privates..."
10-55: "Fuck, you are stupid. Come stand in front of my truck so I can
burn rubber and reduce the surplus population a bit."
10-56: "I got Friday on my face."
10-57: "If I had a body like yours, I'd fuck it."
10-58: "If I were you, I'd fuck me."
10-59: "AWOOGA AWOOGA! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"
10-61: "Waiter, there's a Troll in my group."
10-62: "Onward, Cyber-Trucker!"
10-63: "We are Borg."
10-64: "Everything is Irrelevent."
10-65: "You will be Assimilated."
10-66: "I refuse to respond to this blatant appeal to my ego."
10-67: "Would you please wear a schoolgirl uniform, fishnet stockings,
'come fuck me' boots, and a little lacy g-string, so i can ogle you?"
10-68: "If you consent to using your mouth to pleasure my genitals, I
might actually consider agreeing with you."
10-69: "There's a bad smell round here, and an awful taste in my
mouth."
10-71: "Fuck you, little fucker fucky. I'm trying to assist the Happy
Time."
10-72: "Phasers on Maim."
10-73: "Phasers on Dull."
10-74: "Phasers on Drill."
10-75: "Phasers on Hurt-Me-Badly."
10-76: "Why, that's Borg-A-Rific!"
10-77: "Those wacky swedes..."
10-78: "Warning: I am about to go Batshit."
10-79: "I'm buggin' out..."
10-81: "Buh Bye."
10-82: "No bopping mice?"
10-83: "I've got a peenie."
10-84: "Behold: My Vegetable!"
10-85: "Is that your smoo I can smell?"
10-86: "SKANKY!"
10-87: "Be a good truckin' buddie and lend us a hand here..."
10-88: "This truckie needs some SERIOUS SMUT!"
10-89: "Here's a dollar, go get laid."
10-91: "Hey there, lil' Trucker. What's your Handle?"
10-92: "Hey, foxy Trucker-babe, can I fondle your breasts?"
10-93: "No fucking problem at all."
10-94: "YEEEEEEE-HAW!"
10-95: "10-9, Big Truckin' Daddy."
10-96: "Who yer daddy? Huh? Who yer daddy!!??"
10-97: "Open your eyes! YOUR EYES, YOU IDIOT!!!"
10-98: "I go Baaaaa..."
10-99: "Ishie Dead, Morrie Cool!"
10-100: "Use the Force!"
10-101: "I disagree with that stuff you just said."
10-102: "I agree with that stuff you just said."
10-103: "Are you always this stupid, or are you using the Force?"
10-104: "Expecting kindness is futile"
10-105: "We are everywhere!"
10-106: "Hey, that's just SMOOZY!"
10-107: "Fuck it. I'm putting on some pants."
10-108: "That's just peachy."
10-109: "Peachy keen!"
10-110: "We're Cyber-Truckers, therefore we Truck."
10-111: "Here's a dollar. Go call someone who gives a shit."
10-112: "I refuse to respond to your stupidity."
10-113: "Do Not Use This CB Code. 13 Is An Unlucky Number! You Have
Been Warned..."
10-121: "Now here's someone who should have been smothered at
birth..."
10-122: "The grave is no bar to my troll."
10-123: "Resistance is Futile."
10-124: "You might very well think so. I couldn't possibly comment."
10-125: "This trucker is in critical need of Zazz Points!"
10-126: "Once you supress the involuntary gagging reflex, it's really
quite tasty."
10-127: "It's Swedish for 'slipperhero'!"
10-128: "If I thump you around your face with my penis, would that
help get your attention?"
10-129: "I am Davros. I am your Crea-tor."
10-131: "I really need to get a new dictionary."
10-132: "No fucking way am I gonna use these lame Cyber Trucker
10-codes."
10-133: "If I had to choose some last words, they'd all begin with the
letter 'c'.""
10-134: "You go, Cyber-Trucker."
10-135: "You're a real funny fucker."
10-136: "You facist vending machine dictator!"
10-137: "Wow, you nerds can be pretty touchy. I'll use a search
engine."
10-138: "What else did you expect? A joke about two men, an Irishman,
and a banana?"
10-139: "Scan us a smutty pic, post it to mist...@bigpond.com, or
truck the fuck off."
10-141: "This continual back and forthing is beginning to get up my
pee-peehole."
10-142: "This CB Code was released privately prior to being released
publicly, and is only here to piss off those people who do not have a
current version of the Cyber Trucker CB Codes..."
10-143: "*Evil Mister C-like Grin*"
10-144: "Damn your smug expression. And damn your poo-poo eYEs."
10-145: "Nice tits, Cyber-Trucker."
10-146: "Keep on truckin'..."
10-147: "May yer rig be blessed with Internal Coke Engine goodness."
10-148: "By your stench, you must be menstruating. Either that, or
something died in your pants."
10-149: "I'm truckin' out on I-1-Oh."
10-151: "Well, fuck me, this place is shit full of smokies."
10-152: "Quit siezing the penis."
10-153: "I'm thinking that if you touch me with the penis, I'll kill
you."
10-154: "There ain't enough room in my rig for both of us."
10-155: "Behold: my powers of no-info-givey!"
10-156: "I'm not very funny. I don't know what to say."
10-157: "Don't worry, little lady. I'll fix yer wagon..."
10-158: "I don't get mad, I get stabby!"
10-159: "It appears our lifeform has survived, and become something
interesting..."
10-161: "Yo' mama has analogue implants."
10-162: "Woah! Too much info-givey!"
10-163: "I'm just Truckin' my way through the night shift."
10-164: "Hold out your hand..."
10-165: "Who, me? I just wander from room to room."
10-167: "Odo! Get outta the bucket!"
10-168: "Would you call this masturbation?"
10-169: "Right language, wrong 10-code."
10-171: "Fuck all yous, you ungrateful pack of cunts."
10-172: "The Hoogie has entered the Roadhouse."
10-173: "Well, it gets lonely out there in the jungle..."
10-174: "You'd be amazed at what I can do when I seize the Penis."
10-176: "A spoonful of zazz helps the cheerleaders go down..."
10-178: "Bean me!"
10-179: "Oh no! The tachyon beam cometh!"
10-181: "Hell, I'm STILL wanking."
10-183: "What a week. What a great fuckin' week."
10-184: "Give me my penis back!"
10-186: "Cism."
10-187: "The Lost Trucker would go."
10-188: "Let's Couch."
10-189: "Contro Lives."
10-191: "Well, hello cheerleader..."
10-192: "I have much knowy."
10-193: "Switch channels to Barry FM, Trucker."
10-194: "Yeah, now we're cruising on Barry FM."
10-196: "I'm rattling my ribs of doom at you."
10-197: "I want no hicky dance."
10-198: "Error Occurred While Processing Request."
10-199: "404 Object Not Found."
10-200: "10-200."
10-201: "Coke Is It."
10-202: "Marvin K. Mooney, will you please go NOW!?"
10-203: "The Cyber Trucker Ten Codes are only available here."
10-204: "Wookiee."
10-205: "One day, I swear one of my quotes will be made a 10-code."
10-212: "Left Blank for No Reason."
10-213: "Oooooh. A Contender."
10-214: "Scunted."
10-216: "Why do I never seem to learn that love is wrong and girls are
fucking evil?"
10-217: "Oh, fuck. Mister C's gone and added to the Ten-Codes and
hasn't given us all an update!"
10-218: "You don't have a licence to 10, cunt."
10-219: "Fuck, I'm good."
10-220: "Cum into my mouth."
10-221: "To get the 10-Codes, go to the altfan homepage."
10-222: "You can never have enough pictures of naked 6-year-olds doing
the nasty."
10-223: "Google."
10-224: "Biggles was not a co-pilot."
10-225: "I am not an igloo."
10-226: "Why aren't you agreeing with my elitist ideals? You
must be a Terrorist. Die!"
10-227: "I still think Saddam has a bigger penis than Bush."
10-228: "I'm just going to the shop. I'll be back in a
minute..."
10-231: "Creepyism."
10-232: "Hatboyism."
10-233: "Creepy is slippy."
10-234: "Hatboy wears a kilt."
10-236: "That's not a kilt. That's a schoolgirl's skirt."
10-237: "I am Saddam's Weapon of Mass Destruction."
10-238: "I'm eating noodles."
10-241: "My penis is a Weapon of Mass Destruction and
America wants to kill me for its secret techno stuff."
10-242: "This is Debsie's 10-Code, in honour of her work on
the altfan sites..."
10-243: "Eat fuck."
10-244: "Your ass is chunky."
10-246: "Drink beer from a bottle? Brilliant!"
10-247: "I fucked Paris Hilton and didn't feel a thing."
10-248: "100% Complex."
10-251: "Spunkirific."