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Queen of JIFFY

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Sep 23, 2009, 10:34:39 PM9/23/09
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By Royal Decree the groups alt.politics.scorched-earth and alt.romath are
hereby Annexed by the Kingdom of JIFFY [KoJ]

There will be no discussions, this is not debatable... it is a done deal.
The Royal retainer Ace High has drawn up the required legal documents and
they were notarized and witnessed by:

SoS
Manny [RIP]
DAB
BOI
Marilyn
Stell
Ferd
Tom
Samurai Cat
Baek
RK
BB

if any were missed just add your names at the bottom of the list.

Romath is included because the groups posting count is really low so from
now on any posts to JIFFY groups or alt.SE must be crossposted to
alt.romath... all news servers in the world carry this group so you are
hereby ordered to add it to your groups list IOWS subscribe to it.

Group Annexation is approved by her Royal Highness this 23rd day of
September 2009

Signed
Queen of Jiffy


--
May Jiffy Bless You

'Jiffy smiles upon a sense of humor and is quick to smite those that
have none.' Or, if you prefer the New American Standard edition: 'Laugh,
or I'll kick yo' ass!'

Low Life #3

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Sep 24, 2009, 7:21:08 AM9/24/09
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"Queen of JIFFY" <K...@dodgeit.com> wrote in message
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: By Royal Decree the groups alt.politics.scorched-earth and alt.romath are

: hereby Annexed by the Kingdom of JIFFY [KoJ]

Hail Jiffy! Three Cheers For Our Queen!


Stell

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Sep 24, 2009, 5:36:58 PM9/24/09
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Queen of JIFFY wrote:
:: By Royal Decree the groups alt.politics.scorched-earth and

:: alt.romath are hereby Annexed by the Kingdom of JIFFY [KoJ]
::
As your majesty commands!


Queen of JIFFY

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Sep 24, 2009, 8:03:52 PM9/24/09
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You need to go back and read the last paragraph....directions were not
followed.
However your Hail Jiffy will get you a reprieve from going to the dungeon
;-)


Queen of JIFFY

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Sep 24, 2009, 8:08:14 PM9/24/09
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As usual the wimmins can follow directions ;-)


Low Life #3

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Sep 25, 2009, 5:09:13 AM9/25/09
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"Queen of JIFFY" <K...@dodgeit.com> wrote in message
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do you administer *spankings* in the dungeon?


Ferd.Berfle

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Sep 26, 2009, 1:15:37 PM9/26/09
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"Low Life #3" <holden_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Another great moment in history ......... The Queen at loss for words. (Or
maybe she is out at WalMart in her new smiley face britches.)


Brian

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Sep 27, 2009, 10:30:58 AM9/27/09
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"Queen of JIFFY" <K...@dodgeit.com> wrote in message
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since I can't see the original post. under what authority do you claim this?


Queen of JIFFY

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Sep 29, 2009, 7:24:03 PM9/29/09
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Low Life #3 wrote:
> "Queen of JIFFY" <K...@dodgeit.com> wrote in message
> news:h9h1i6$vl0$1...@tioat.net...
>> Low Life #3 wrote:
>>> "Queen of JIFFY" <K...@dodgeit.com> wrote in message
>>> news:h9em0s$6nh$1...@tioat.net...
>>>> By Royal Decree the groups alt.politics.scorched-earth and
>>>> alt.romath are hereby Annexed by the Kingdom of JIFFY [KoJ]
>>>
>>> Hail Jiffy! Three Cheers For Our Queen!
>>
>> You need to go back and read the last paragraph....directions were
>> not followed.
>> However your Hail Jiffy will get you a reprieve from going to the
>> dungeon ;-)
>
> do you administer *spankings* in the dungeon?

yes and then we move on to the manacles and chains.


Queen of JIFFY

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Sep 29, 2009, 7:25:37 PM9/29/09
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Brian wrote:
> "Queen of JIFFY" <K...@dodgeit.com> wrote in message
> news:h9h1i6$vl0$1...@tioat.net...
>> Low Life #3 wrote:
>>> "Queen of JIFFY" <K...@dodgeit.com> wrote in message
>>> news:h9em0s$6nh$1...@tioat.net...
>>>> By Royal Decree the groups alt.politics.scorched-earth and
>>>> alt.romath are hereby Annexed by the Kingdom of JIFFY [KoJ]
>>>
>>> Hail Jiffy! Three Cheers For Our Queen!
>>
>> You need to go back and read the last paragraph....directions were
>> not followed.
>> However your Hail Jiffy will get you a reprieve from going to the
>> dungeon ;-)
>>
>>
>
> since I can't see the original post. under what authority do you
> claim this?

My Authority as invested by me to me from me.


Low Life #3

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Sep 30, 2009, 4:04:21 AM9/30/09
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"Queen of JIFFY" <K...@dodgit.com> wrote in message
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What happens in the dungeon, stays in the dungeon!


Ferd.Berfle

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Sep 30, 2009, 5:16:36 AM9/30/09
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"Low Life #3" <holden_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Be careful 'cause she misspells a lot. Might be maniacals and chains.


Low Life #3

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Sep 30, 2009, 11:59:57 AM9/30/09
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"Ferd.Berfle" <fa...@farkle.com> wrote in message
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:
: "Low Life #3" <holden_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

Manicures & Chairs?


Stell

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Oct 1, 2009, 9:23:05 AM10/1/09
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Ferd.Berfle wrote:
:: "Low Life #3" <holden_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

maniacal manacles?


Ferd.Berfle

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Oct 1, 2009, 10:15:17 AM10/1/09
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"Stell" <ste...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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manacle mania!


Queen of JIFFY

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Oct 2, 2009, 8:42:41 PM10/2/09
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Oh hush, the Spelling Troll said I spelled just fine!


Queen of JIFFY

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Oct 2, 2009, 8:43:13 PM10/2/09
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Yes I need my toenails painted.


Queen of JIFFY

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Oct 2, 2009, 8:43:28 PM10/2/09
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lol


Queen of JIFFY

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Oct 2, 2009, 8:43:50 PM10/2/09
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no barnacles


Ferd.Berfle

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Oct 3, 2009, 8:07:02 AM10/3/09
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"Queen of JIFFY" <K...@dodgit.com> wrote in message
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You spelt that right!


Low Life #3

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Oct 5, 2009, 6:00:53 AM10/5/09
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"Queen of JIFFY" <K...@dodgit.com> wrote in message
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That would be a pedicure, my Gracious Majesty! What color?


Queen of JIFFY

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Oct 5, 2009, 6:39:22 AM10/5/09
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OPI Rose Dawn


Ferd.Berfle

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Oct 5, 2009, 9:30:40 AM10/5/09
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"Queen of JIFFY" <K...@dodgit.com> wrote in message
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Why not rainbows? Celebrate diversity and stuffs.


Anonymous Remailer

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Oct 12, 2009, 5:25:03 AM10/12/09
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Hi Queeny.

Anonymous Remailer

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Oct 12, 2009, 5:25:28 AM10/12/09
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Ferd.Berfle wrote:
>
> "Queen of JIFFY" <K...@dodgit.com> wrote in message
> news:hacii2$5ri$1...@tioat.net...
> Why not rainbows? Celebrate diversity and stuffs.

Diversity? Does that mean we shouldn't have preferences?

Ferd.Berfle

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Oct 12, 2009, 8:54:44 AM10/12/09
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"Anonymous Remailer (who)" <anon...@tioat.net> wrote in message
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That would be considered discriminatorious.


Ferd.Berfle

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Oct 12, 2009, 9:04:44 AM10/12/09
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"Ferd.Berfle" <fa...@farkle.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Anonymous Remailer (who)" <anon...@tioat.net> wrote in message
> news:b1a4483f3e8ac863...@tioat.net...
> You left off Romath.
> Queen will decide your fate.
>
>
> Hey got a meow message and ESO only allowed it to be posted to two but the
> message stayed in outbox so this is manual attempt to hit the other two.
>
>
test with three groups


Anonymous Remailer

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Oct 12, 2009, 9:33:19 AM10/12/09
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Ferd.Berfle wrote:
>
> "Ferd.Berfle" <fa...@farkle.com> wrote in message
> news:hav9be$18p$2...@news.eternal-september.org...
>>
>> "Anonymous Remailer (who)" <anon...@tioat.net> wrote in message
>> news:b1a4483f3e8ac863...@tioat.net...
>> You left off Romath.
>> Queen will decide your fate.
>>
>>
>> Hey got a meow message and ESO only allowed it to be posted to two but the
>> message stayed in outbox so this is manual attempt to hit the other two.
>>
>>
> test with three groups

testing uhgeen

Anonymous Remailer

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Oct 12, 2009, 10:17:46 AM10/12/09
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Anonymous Remailer wrote:
> Ferd.Berfle wrote:
>>
>> "Ferd.Berfle" <fa...@farkle.com> wrote in message
>> news:hav9be$18p$2...@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>
>>> "Anonymous Remailer (who)" <anon...@tioat.net> wrote in message
>>> news:b1a4483f3e8ac863...@tioat.net...
>>> You left off Romath.
>>> Queen will decide your fate.
>>>
>>>
>>> Hey got a meow message and ESO only allowed it to be posted to two but the
>>> message stayed in outbox so this is manual attempt to hit the other two.
>>>
>>>
>> test with three groups
>
> testing uhgeen

ok works fine if the newsgroups line isn't too long. Ain't nothing
else going on today so might as well test stuff.

Did everyone go to the moon?

Ferd.Berfle

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Oct 12, 2009, 12:26:00 PM10/12/09
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"Anonymous Remailer (who)" <anon...@tioat.net> wrote in message
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Moon snot safe.
I saw on the news that Obamo bombed the moon on Saturday.


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