Here's a good one:
I just joined the new Scientology Org in Harlem N.Y.
They called and called and called asking me to join and eventually came 300 miles to pick me up.
I couldn't resist. The irony of it.
Anyway, if you don't believe me (I hardly believe it myself) give me a call. I'd love it.
Ask for Tom Booth:
(212) 828-1825 (Harlem Church of Scientology)