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-̮̮̃-̃ ̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾ ™Usenet Legends bobandcaяole ▲▲▲▲
Jan 10, 2012, 10:05:12 AM1/10/12
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It all made complete sense when Carole pointed out the nationality of
this sto0pid fucker. A man who would let somebody stick needles in his
prick is bottom of the barrel intelligence wise and/or a
sadomasochist. This moron proves that point easily... b&c
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By Brian Alexander
You’d think somebody repeatedly sticking a needle in your penis would
be a little off-putting, but the 21-year-old Iranian apparently
thought it would be a grand idea to have Persian script reading borow
be salaamat (good luck on your journeys), and the first initial of his
girlfriend’s last name (“M”) tattooed onto his little gentleman.
He was left with a permanent semi-erection as a reminder of just how
good the idea was.
His case raises a number of questions, not least whether the wish for
good luck is directed to the penis or to the man, and if it’s to the
penis, where, exactly, is it going? But, medically speaking, how could
getting penis ink give make the organ go haywire?
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The answer rests in the traditional technique the man subjected
himself to. “Handheld needles are used and there is no control of the
depth of the needle,” Iranian urologists reported in the most recent
Journal of Sexual Medicine. “Henna, ash, and other natural pigments
are used by traditional tattooists. They first use their needles to
penetrate the skin. Then they apply the coloring material on the
perforated skin surface.”
Naturally, this proved painful. After several days, the pain subsided.
Soon after it did, though, the man noticed that his nighttime woodies
were lasting a long time. A week later, he had a 24/7 priapic
erection.
As erectile dysfunction pill commercials constantly remind us, non-sex-
related erections lasting longer than four hours are dangerous for
penises. The lack of fresh blood flow can starve the spongy tissues of
oxygen, destroying them and resulting in impotence.
There are two types of priapism, ischemic and non-ischemic, according
to UCLA urologist Dr. Jeffrey Bassett. In a normal erection, blood
flows into the penis via arteries, and as pressure builds, the veins
leading out are temporarily blocked. In ischemic priapism, the veins
don’t open up again.
In non-ischemic priapism, the veins allow blood out of the penile
tissue, but too much blood is flowing in via the arteries and the
veins can’t keep up. So blood pressure builds. This isn’t as dangerous
since fresh blood is coming in all the time, but it can be pretty
inconvenient. If it doesn’t resolve, either on its own or with
treatment, it can cause damage in some cases.
Bassett once treated a 24-year-old skateboarder who’d traumatized his
pelvic area in a skate accident. It tuned out that the injury caused a
blood vessel fistula that interfered with normal flow into and out of
the penis.
According to the Iranian doctors, this is what happened to the young
man. The tattooist punctured too-deep holes that damaged vessels in
the penis, resulting in fistulas, and then a pseudoaneurysm, a pooling
of blood outside a vessel wall. They recommended he see a specialist
to have the blood removed, but he rejected that idea and saw another
doctor to have a shunt procedure performed. It didn’t work.
Since the fellow is still able to have sex, and achieve a more-or-less
normal erection, he’s rejected any more treatments, even the one his
urologists recommended in the first place.
In one of those statements you’d think nobody would actually have to
make, the Iranian doctors wrote “based on our unique case, we
discourage penile tattooing.”
this sto0pid fucker. A man who would let somebody stick needles in his
prick is bottom of the barrel intelligence wise and/or a
sadomasochist. This moron proves that point easily... b&c
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By Brian Alexander
You’d think somebody repeatedly sticking a needle in your penis would
be a little off-putting, but the 21-year-old Iranian apparently
thought it would be a grand idea to have Persian script reading borow
be salaamat (good luck on your journeys), and the first initial of his
girlfriend’s last name (“M”) tattooed onto his little gentleman.
He was left with a permanent semi-erection as a reminder of just how
good the idea was.
His case raises a number of questions, not least whether the wish for
good luck is directed to the penis or to the man, and if it’s to the
penis, where, exactly, is it going? But, medically speaking, how could
getting penis ink give make the organ go haywire?
advertisement
The answer rests in the traditional technique the man subjected
himself to. “Handheld needles are used and there is no control of the
depth of the needle,” Iranian urologists reported in the most recent
Journal of Sexual Medicine. “Henna, ash, and other natural pigments
are used by traditional tattooists. They first use their needles to
penetrate the skin. Then they apply the coloring material on the
perforated skin surface.”
Naturally, this proved painful. After several days, the pain subsided.
Soon after it did, though, the man noticed that his nighttime woodies
were lasting a long time. A week later, he had a 24/7 priapic
erection.
As erectile dysfunction pill commercials constantly remind us, non-sex-
related erections lasting longer than four hours are dangerous for
penises. The lack of fresh blood flow can starve the spongy tissues of
oxygen, destroying them and resulting in impotence.
There are two types of priapism, ischemic and non-ischemic, according
to UCLA urologist Dr. Jeffrey Bassett. In a normal erection, blood
flows into the penis via arteries, and as pressure builds, the veins
leading out are temporarily blocked. In ischemic priapism, the veins
don’t open up again.
In non-ischemic priapism, the veins allow blood out of the penile
tissue, but too much blood is flowing in via the arteries and the
veins can’t keep up. So blood pressure builds. This isn’t as dangerous
since fresh blood is coming in all the time, but it can be pretty
inconvenient. If it doesn’t resolve, either on its own or with
treatment, it can cause damage in some cases.
Bassett once treated a 24-year-old skateboarder who’d traumatized his
pelvic area in a skate accident. It tuned out that the injury caused a
blood vessel fistula that interfered with normal flow into and out of
the penis.
According to the Iranian doctors, this is what happened to the young
man. The tattooist punctured too-deep holes that damaged vessels in
the penis, resulting in fistulas, and then a pseudoaneurysm, a pooling
of blood outside a vessel wall. They recommended he see a specialist
to have the blood removed, but he rejected that idea and saw another
doctor to have a shunt procedure performed. It didn’t work.
Since the fellow is still able to have sex, and achieve a more-or-less
normal erection, he’s rejected any more treatments, even the one his
urologists recommended in the first place.
In one of those statements you’d think nobody would actually have to
make, the Iranian doctors wrote “based on our unique case, we
discourage penile tattooing.”
Hieronymous707
Jan 10, 2012, 10:30:16 AM1/10/12
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On Jan 10, 10:05 am, -̮̮̃-̃ ̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾ ™Usenet Legends bobandcaяole
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T-Bone
Jan 10, 2012, 12:32:47 PM1/10/12
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T-Bone
(¯`·.¸ Craig Chilton ¸.·´¯) <http://www.LayoffRemedy.com>
Jan 10, 2012, 12:48:59 PM1/10/12
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On Tue, 10 Jan 2012 07:05:12 -0800 (PST),
"Bob" and His Blow-up Doll "Carole" wrote:
> It all made complete sense when Carole pointed out the nationality of
> this sto0pid fucker. A man who would let somebody stick needles in his
> prick is bottom of the barrel intelligence wise and/or a sadomasochist.
> This moron proves that point easily.
It's easy to see how you would know so MUCH about such things! --
"Bob" and His Blow-up Doll "Carole" wrote:
> It all made complete sense when Carole pointed out the nationality of
> this sto0pid fucker. A man who would let somebody stick needles in his
> prick is bottom of the barrel intelligence wise and/or a sadomasochist.
> This moron proves that point easily.
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Newsgroups: alt.personals.big-folks
From: bobandc...@webtv.net
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Date: 2000/03/15
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X-Deja-AN: 597971835
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit
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Mime-Version: 1.0 (WebTV)
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Content-Disposition: Inline
We are a white cpl, 40s, looking for bi female, or cpl w/bi female for
hot times. she is 5/7 fullfigured, 44dd tits, and a juicy shaved pussy
that squirts when she cums. he is 6/1 225, hairy chest, short beard,
and 7 inches. we seek people in the louisville, southern indiana area.
We can exchange pics. if interested, email us...bobandcarole812@webtv.net
-- Provided on 11-26-09 by "Mad as a Box of Frogs"
<unde...@news.vrx.net>
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On 8-25-11, Scott <guillaumed...@yahoo.com> wrote:
"The ads from 2000 are real, unless you can prove that there's
a way to change the date in the NNTP host to two years earlier
than when they came in contact with the person they claim posted
the "forgeries." I've never been able to find a way to do that,
because the date and time actually are injected by the server
that posts the message, not from the computer from which it was
sent."
See: http://tinyurl.com/yp6pnl and
http://groups.google.com/group/triangle.personals.bi/msg/0bdc58ebcd7fce6f
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Hieronymous707
Jan 10, 2012, 3:10:19 PM1/10/12
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Just sharing. Nothing personal.
Usenet Legends -̮̮̃-̃ ̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾ ™ ► ♫♫♫ ◄
Jan 10, 2012, 3:22:39 PM1/10/12
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rec.arts.poems or alt.sex.stories.d. They appreciate trash like that.
Hieronymous707
Jan 10, 2012, 3:55:13 PM1/10/12
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On Jan 10, 3:22 pm, Usenet Legends -̮̮̃-̃ ̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾ ™ ► ♫♫♫ ◄
> rec.arts.poems or alt.sex.stories.d. They appreciate trash like that.- Hide quoted text -
makes it sharing. Have a nice day.
>
> - Show quoted text -
It's all yours now. You can do with it what you like. That's what
> - Show quoted text -
makes it sharing. Have a nice day.
Ace♠
Jan 10, 2012, 9:04:11 PM1/10/12
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>
> It's all yours now. You can do with it what you like. That's what
> makes it sharing.
Maybe we don't want to share your dirty pictures, pal. Most of us have
>
> It's all yours now. You can do with it what you like. That's what
> makes it sharing.
better things to do than putting pictures of some sickos privates on
the internet.
> Have a nice day.
Go suck a dick.
A*
Hieronymous707
Jan 11, 2012, 3:14:00 AM1/11/12
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not sickos and maybe they're not privates and maybe you speak for
decency and maybe you just run your mouth and maybe you'd like to step
this way and maybe you want to show me what you mean by go suck a dick
because I know for a fact you don't have the balls to support such a
directive.
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