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Was Jesus Christ a COCK SUCKER?

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Cor J. Prakken

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Jul 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/29/97
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I hate to say this to anyone who talks about any religion they obviously
do not understand or respect, but:

your mother should not have met your daddy...

YOU can't just go around kicking people in the face okay?

:o(

Conster

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Jul 29, 1997, 3:00:00 AM7/29/97
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To whoever wrote the subj line:

You got a nasty mouth, piglet. You should have put "I am the world's
biggest moron."

Conster

DENOM

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Aug 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/4/97
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To whoever wrote the subject line:
No, he was a Pimp! Why do you think all those" former" whores were
around him 24 hours a day? Yeah, he was so cool even the guys wanted
him. No one gave a damn for his parrables, they wanted to suck his HUGE
COCK! He had sex with everone in Jerusalem (is that how you spell it?)
before he was 3! It took his mother 59 hours just to get his dick though
her when she gave birth to him! Why do you think that those priests were
all around him when he was a kid? SOME ONE had to teach him the
ropes!And who better than a priest!?! They make GREAT CHILD MOLESTERS!
-DENOM CHRIST

Reyn

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Aug 6, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/6/97
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While I did not write the subject line, you have pinpointed, without
meaning to, the saddest thing about some forms of Christianity.

I have no more interest in who or if Lord Christ slept with than the man
in the moon, nor do I think it lessened who He was, or what He did for
mankind if he slept with men, women, or sheep.

In order to care, you have to start the process with the mistaken belief
that sexuality is sinful. I do not believe it, I have never believed
it, and I have no intention of starting to believe it. I think
sexuality is very beautiful and wonderful. I would not be at all
disturbed if Christ indeed "sucked cock." I am very sorry that it would
make a difference to you.

Regards,

Reyn

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Aug 7, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/7/97
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or even just to send some hate mail for fun.
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Glen Todd

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Aug 8, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/8/97
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> I have no more interest in who or if Lord Christ slept with than the man
> in the moon, nor do I think it lessened who He was, or what He did for
> mankind if he slept with men, women, or sheep.

Precisely my position. Even if I cared a bean about the conjectural
sexual preferences of some long-dead person forom a completely different
part of the world from my people, which I don't. As I tell the
door-to-door thumpers that we have far too many of; not my people, not my
god, not my problem.


Ward Stewart

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Aug 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/9/97
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Reyn <para...@bigfoot.com> wrote:

>~Conster wrote:
>~>
>~> Cor J. Prakken wrote:
>~> >
>~> > I hate to say this to anyone who talks about any religion they obviously
>~> > do not understand or respect, but:
>~> >
>~> > your mother should not have met your daddy...
>~> >
>~> > YOU can't just go around kicking people in the face okay?
>~> >
>~> > :o(
>~>
>~> To whoever wrote the subj line:
>~>
>~> You got a nasty mouth, piglet. You should have put "I am the world's
>~> biggest moron."
>~>

>~While I did not write the subject line, you have pinpointed, without
>~meaning to, the saddest thing about some forms of Christianity.

>~I have no more interest in who or if Lord Christ slept with than the man
>~in the moon, nor do I think it lessened who He was, or what He did for
>~mankind if he slept with men, women, or sheep.

>~In order to care, you have to start the process with the mistaken belief
>~that sexuality is sinful. I do not believe it, I have never believed
>~it, and I have no intention of starting to believe it. I think
>~sexuality is very beautiful and wonderful. I would not be at all
>~disturbed if Christ indeed "sucked cock." I am very sorry that it would
>~make a difference to you.

>~Regards,

>~Reyn


I was raised singing the old humn -- "The king of love my saviour is,
his goodness faileth never."

It would seem that we were in error, some love is good and some is
naughty and it is based on the precise friction of the giblets --
utter nonsense! Puritanical poppycock!

These fools also claim to have a little list and further to know who
has been naughty and who has been nice -- THEY know 'cause the God of
love has told them -- THEY know that they are empowered to limit
love, narrow its boundaries, issue permits and caveats on its various
forms. -- they may well inow somewhat less than they suppose!

ward

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Ward and George
40 years,
yet strangers before
the law.
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Ward Stewart

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Aug 9, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/9/97
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"Cor J. Prakken" <cee...@dds.nl> wrote:

>~I hate to say this to anyone who talks about any religion they obviously
>~do not understand or respect, but:

>~your mother should not have met your daddy...

>~YOU can't just go around kicking people in the face okay?

>~:o(

This is arrant bull-shit -- what we have here is the adherents of a
narrow slice of what they consider to be religion, who are madly going
around kicking sand in MY face and explaining that their deity
requires it of them --

Perhaps anyone discussing a love they "obviously do not understand or
respect" should suffer similar strictures. Why not?

Anthony DeMarco

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Aug 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/12/97
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Judge Hamilton wrote:
: don't be a mean nasty person no more be happy, take a look at this
: picture does this make you mad?

Actually that picture looks like a clown getting run down by a car (or
even better, a truck). So it makes me very happy.
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Please remove the ~ from my email address before replying.
"God?!? ... There is no God! Your insanely disappointing report scared
him away!"

Judge Hamilton

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Aug 12, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/12/97
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don't be a mean nasty person no more be happy, take a look at this
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Judge Hamilton
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RMaran9408

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Aug 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/19/97
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whatever you want to say is cool, but please know that you are speaking
about the God of the universe and also, MY BEST FRIEND. And, also know
that when he died (there are more accounts of his life, death, and
ressurection than there are about Julius Cesar) he was perfect...before
him, the jews had to make sacrifices for everything they did wrong. such
as killing birds and lambs. When jesus died, he took on all of everyones
sins. He knew you before you were created and he called out your name. He
saw you and loved you by dieing for you. YOU WERE MEANT TO DIE ON THAT
CROSS. You deserved that, as I did. If you want to, you can die. If you
want to, you can love him back. These results are fatal. He is the last
lamb... the last sacrifice... and he gave you life when he died.


Paradoxal Irony

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Aug 19, 1997, 3:00:00 AM8/19/97
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Good prank Dude!

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