"Later that night, I saw a really attractive man with a very beautiful
penis. It was just perfect. I never saw anything quite like it before.
It was just amazing. I couldn’t help but stare at it and soon realized
I had found that pervert I had been afraid of: ME! I abruptly shifted
my focus and resumed eye contact. If you fear perverts, but don’t
manage to find one, odds are you’re the pervert. Look up, dammit, look
up!"