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Rundy � Bullspitfire

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Oct 9, 2009, 6:00:36 PM10/9/09
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My poor Bible is dead - pages glued together!!!!
Some whore and heretick glued the pages of my bible together!!!!

God couldn't speak to me today as I couldn't even pry open the Index!
How can I make it through the day as I will not have "God's Word" to tell me
what to do???

Oh, woe is me!!!! My Bible, the luv of my life, is dead!!!!!!

I can't give it a decent Christian funeral service as I can't open up any of
its pages to read from!!!!!

BOO-HOO!!!!!

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Where every post is archived several times because my posts are so important
and you're only a heretick!


Rundy � Bullspitfire

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Oct 9, 2009, 11:46:03 PM10/9/09
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Fuehrer Griz

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Oct 9, 2009, 11:52:44 PM10/9/09
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"Rundy � Bullspitfire" wrote:


I know exactly how you feel. I lost a whole newsgroup and potential cult
followers.

"Ein Reich, Ein Fuehrer, Griz, Ein Griz Cult!"


Vera Sicks

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Oct 9, 2009, 11:54:17 PM10/9/09
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"Fuehrer Griz" wrote:

My Griz! My Griz! Why have you forsaken me?

Fuehrer Griz

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Oct 9, 2009, 11:58:09 PM10/9/09
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"Vera Sicks" wrote:

> My Griz! My Griz! Why have you forsaken me?

My time has not yet come. Lo, I am coming soon! ... maybe another 2
thousand years.

::: Jesus is LORD :::

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Oct 10, 2009, 1:34:21 PM10/10/09
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Mark Tindall me@home000000000000234 wrote in
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> my life, is dead!!!!!!
>
> I can't give it a decent Christian funeral service

Correct!


::: Jesus is LORD :::

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Oct 10, 2009, 2:46:28 PM10/10/09
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Jesus Christ - My Lord and my God


And we know that the Son of God has come, and He has given us an
understanding so that we may know Him who is true. And we are in Him
that is true, in His Son Jesus Christ. This is the true God, and the
everlasting life. (1 John 5:20 MKJV)

For He has delivered us from the power of darkness and has translated us
into the kingdom of His dear Son; in whom we have redemption through His
blood, the remission of sins. who is the image of the invisible God, the
First-born of all creation. For all things were created in Him, the
things in the heavens, and the things on the earth, the visible and the
invisible, whether thrones or dominions or principalities or powers, all
things were created through Him and for Him. And He is before all
things, and by Him all things consist. And He is the Head of the body,
the church, who is the Beginning, the First-born from the dead, that He
may be pre-eminent in all things. For it pleased the Father that in Him
all fullness should dwell. And through Him having made peace through the
blood of His cross, it pleased the Father to reconcile all things to
Himself through Him, whether the things on earth or the things in
Heaven. (Colossians 1:13-20 MKJV)

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word
was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things came into being
through Him, and without Him not even one thing came into being that has
come into being. In Him was life, and the life was the light of men. And
the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not overtake it.
(John 1:1-5 MKJV)

And no one has ascended up to Heaven except He who came down from
Heaven, the Son of Man who is in Heaven. But even as Moses lifted up the
serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of Man be lifted up, so
that whosoever believes in Him should not perish, but have everlasting
life. For God so loved the world that He gave His only-begotten Son,
that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting
life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world,
but so that the world might be saved through Him. He who believes on Him
is not condemned, but he who does not believe is condemned already,
because he has not believed in the name of the only-begotten Son of God.
And this is the condemnation, that the Light has come into the world,
and men loved darkness rather than the Light, because their deeds were
evil. For everyone who does evil hates the Light, and does not come to
the Light, lest his deeds should be exposed. But he who practices truth
comes to the Light so that his works may be revealed, that they exist,
having been worked in God.
(John 3:13-21 MKJV)

That which was from the beginning, which we have heard, which we have
seen with our eyes, which we have looked upon, and our hands have
handled, concerning the Word of Life, (for the Life was revealed, and we
have seen it and bear witness, and show to you the everlasting Life, who
was with the Father and was revealed to us) (1 John 1:1-2 MKJV)

For let this mind be in you which was also in Christ Jesus, who, being
in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God, but
made Himself of no reputation, and took upon Himself the form of a
servant, and was made in the likeness of men. And being found in fashion
as a man, He humbled Himself and became obedient unto death, even the
death of the cross. Therefore God has highly exalted Him, and has given
Him a name which is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every
knee should bow, of heavenly ones, and of earthly ones, and of ones
under the earth; and that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ
is Lord, to the glory of God the Father. (Philippians 2:5-11 MKJV)

Then He said to Thomas, Reach your finger here and behold My hands; and
reach your hand here and thrust it into My side; and do not be
unbelieving, but believing. And Thomas answered and said to Him, My Lord
and my God! Jesus said to him, Thomas, because you have seen Me you have
believed. Blessed are they who have not seen and have believed. (John
20:27-29 MKJV)

Then Jesus spoke again to them, saying, I am the Light of the world. He
who follows Me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of
life. (John 8:12 MKJV)

I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the Ending, the First
and the Last. (Revelation 22:13 MKJV)

And when He had come into the house, the blind men came to Him. And
Jesus said to them, Do you believe that I am able to do this? They said
to Him, Yes, Lord. Then He touched their eyes, saying, According to your
faith let it be to you. (Matthew 9:28-29 MKJV)

And it happened, as He was in a certain city, behold, a man full of
leprosy! And seeing Jesus, he fell on his face and begged Him, saying,
Lord, if You will, You can cleanse me. And stretching out the hand, He
touched him, saying, I will! Be clean! And immediately the leprosy
departed from him.
(Luke 5:12-13 MKJV)

And he said to Jesus, Lord, remember me when You come into Your kingdom.
And Jesus said to him, Truly I say to you, Today you shall be with Me in
Paradise. (Luke 23:42-43 MKJV)

And going in, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus. (Luke 24:3
MKJV)

He is not the God of the dead, but the God of the living. (Mark 12:27
MKJV)

Beloved, if God so loved us, we ought also to love one another. No one
has seen God at any time. If we love one another, God dwells in us, and
His love is perfected in us. By this we know that we dwell in Him, and
He in us, because He has given us of His Spirit. And we have seen and
testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Savior of the world.
Whoever shall confess that Jesus is the Son of God, God dwells in him
and he in God. And we have known and believed the love that God has in
us. God is love, and he who abides in love abides in God, and God in
him. In this is our love made perfect, that we may have boldness in the
day of judgment, that as He is, so also we are in this world. There is
no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear, because fear has
torment. He who fears has not been perfected in love. We love Him
because He first loved us. (1 John 4:11-19 MKJV)

And I saw a new heaven and a new earth. For the first heaven and the
first earth had passed away. And the sea no longer is. And I, John, saw
the holy city, New Jerusalem, coming down from God out of Heaven,
prepared as a bride adorned for her Husband. And I heard a great voice
out of Heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and He
will dwell with them, and they will be His people, and God Himself will
be with them and be their God. And God will wipe away all tears from
their eyes. And there will be no more death, nor mourning, nor crying
out, nor will there be any more pain; for the first things passed away.
And He sitting on the throne said, Behold, I make all things new. And He
said to me, Write, for these words are true and faithful. And He said to
me, It is done. I am the Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and the End. To
him who thirsts I will give of the fountain of the Water of Life freely.
He who overcomes will inherit all things, and I will be his God, and he
will be My son. (Revelation 21:1-7 MKJV)

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> Usual daily routine. Updating on hate speeches all over the internet.


Rundy � Bullspitfire

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Oct 12, 2009, 3:52:38 PM10/12/09
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"Rundy � Bullspitfire" <me@home000000000000227> wrote:

> My poor Bible is dead - pages glued together!!!!
> Some whore and heretick glued the pages of my bible together!!!!
>
> God couldn't speak to me today as I couldn't even pry open the Index!
> How can I make it through the day as I will not have "God's Word" to >
> tell me what to do???
>
> Oh, woe is me!!!! My Bible, the luv of my life, is dead!!!!!!
>
> I can't give it a decent Christian funeral service as I can't open up any
> of > its pages to read from!!!!!
>
> BOO-HOO!!!!!
>
> from
> http://faithguard-moi.blogspot.com/2009/10/my-poor-bible-is-dead-pages-glued.html


Usual daily routine. Updating on news, e-mail, facebook, Twit, etc.
Attacking those whom I think are hereticks and whores on newsgroups.

I tried rebaptising my bible but it has become a soggy mess and I still
can't open the pages. Though I did see the number 6 on the corner of one
page I tried to pry open. I think my bible is trying to speak to me!

What does "6" mean? What is my bible trying to tell me????

I'm been praying for a miracle - that my bible will be resurrected and made
whole again.

from
http://faithguard-moi.blogspot.com/2009/10/dearest-diary-re-my-dead-bible.html

Rundy � Bullspitfire

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Oct 14, 2009, 4:55:47 AM10/14/09
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Usual daily routine. Updating on news, e-mail, facebook, Twit, etc.
Attacking those whom I think are hereticks and whores on newsgroups.

Yesterday I saw the number 6 on the corner of one page I tried to pry open.
I think my bible is trying to speak to me! Today a new number right next to
it. "66" What does "66" mean? Obviously my bible is trying to tell me
something.

I'm been praying for a miracle - that my bible will be resurrected and made

whole again since dying from having all its pages stuck together by some
heretick whore.

from
http://faithguard-moi.blogspot.com/2009/10/my-bible-is-speaking-to-me-slowly.html

Rundy � Bullspitfire

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Oct 14, 2009, 6:29:56 PM10/14/09
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Usual daily routine. Updating on news, e-mail, facebook, Twit, etc.
Attacking those whom I think are hereticks and whores on newsgroups.

I've been praying for a miracle - that my bible will be resurrected and made

whole again since dying from having all its pages stuck together by some
heretick whore.

Yesterday I saw the number "66" on the corner of one page I tried to pry
open. Today a new number right next to it - "666" .

HAS MY BIBLE GONE OVER TO THE DARK SIDE????

Should I burn my bible at the stake before it begins a new world order and
sets up a world government?????

Please help me decide what to do!!! I have a stake, matches and petrol handy
if required and have isolated my bible in the cage formerly occupied by
Pente Polly, our parrot who died last month.

Do you think Pente Polly was murdered by my bible?????

I am continuing my praying and fasting to bind it.

from
http://faithguard-moi.blogspot.com/2009/10/urgent-poll-has-my-bible-gone-over-to.html

Fuehrer Griz

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Oct 14, 2009, 6:35:02 PM10/14/09
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"Rundy � Bullspitfire" wrote:


> I've been praying for a miracle - that my bible will be resurrected and
> made whole again since dying from having all its pages stuck together by
> some heretick whore.
>
> Yesterday I saw the number "66" on the corner of one page I tried to pry
> open. Today a new number right next to it - "666" .
>
> HAS MY BIBLE GONE OVER TO THE DARK SIDE????
>
> Should I burn my bible at the stake before it begins a new world order and
> sets up a world government?????


Using my infamous Grizian Discernment it is obvious that your bible has gone
over to the dark side and should be burnt at the stake because it is
Satanic!

Use lots of petrol and alert the fire brigade if things get out of hand.


Vera Sicks

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Oct 14, 2009, 6:36:40 PM10/14/09
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"Fuehrer Griz" wrote:


My Griz! My Griz! Why have you forasken me????


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