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vallor
Jun 18, 2020, 12:53:54 PM6/18/20
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Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
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money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
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Pandora
Jun 18, 2020, 5:00:32 PM6/18/20
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On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 16:53:53 +0000, vallor wrote:
> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
I'm going to do the same. Should be interesting.
> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
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Jun 18, 2020, 5:03:31 PM6/18/20
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Pandora
Jun 18, 2020, 6:01:01 PM6/18/20
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The Right And The Powerful
Jun 18, 2020, 6:37:44 PM6/18/20
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On 18 Jun 2020 16:53:53 GMT, vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
>Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
>money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
SUCKER!
>Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
>money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
The Right And The Powerful
Jun 18, 2020, 6:38:44 PM6/18/20
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On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 22:01:01 +0000 (UTC), Pandora <pan...@peak.org>
of me!
wrote:
>On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 14:03:29 -0700, % wrote:
>
>> On 2020-06-18 2:00 p.m., Pandora wrote:
>>> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 16:53:53 +0000, vallor wrote:
>>>
>>>> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
>>>> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
>>>
>>> I'm going to do the same. Should be interesting.
>>>
>> canada has a place called bolton
>
>I didn't know that. Where is it?
Near that other place which is not called Bolton. % should be proud
>On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 14:03:29 -0700, % wrote:
>
>> On 2020-06-18 2:00 p.m., Pandora wrote:
>>> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 16:53:53 +0000, vallor wrote:
>>>
>>>> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
>>>> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
>>>
>>> I'm going to do the same. Should be interesting.
>>>
>> canada has a place called bolton
>
>I didn't know that. Where is it?
of me!
Sn!pe
Jun 18, 2020, 6:53:27 PM6/18/20
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Manchester. Many US and Canadian places are named after
British towns. The settlers brought the names with them;
Pembroke, for instance, is in Wales.
--
^Ï^ <https://youtu.be/_kqytf31a8E>
My pet rock Gordon just is.
The Right And The Powerful
Jun 18, 2020, 7:20:42 PM6/18/20
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Ontario.
Siri Cruise
Jun 18, 2020, 9:30:52 PM6/18/20
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In article <d6rnefhppafsn1lmm...@4ax.com>,
How to put a lion in a cage.
Build an empty cage in the Sahara. Step into it. Invert your
definition of cage interior and exterior.
http://gksoft.com/a/fun/catch-lion.html
How To Catch A Lion
Problem: To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert.
1. Mathematical Methods
2. The Hilbert (axiomatic) method We place a locked cage
onto a given point in the desert. After that we introduce the
following logical system:
Axiom 1: The set of lions in the Sahara is not empty.
Axiom 2: If there exists a lion in the Sahara, then there exists
a lion in the cage.
Procedure: If P is a theorem, and if the following is holds: "P
implies Q", then Q is a theorem.
Theorem 1: There exists a lion in the cage.
3. The geometrical inversion method We place a spherical
cage in the desert, enter it and lock it from inside. We then
performe an inversion with respect to the cage. Then the lion is
inside the cage, and we are outside.
4. The projective geometry method Without loss of
generality, we can view the desert as a plane surface. We project
the surface onto a line and afterwards the line onto an interiour
point of the cage. Thereby the lion is mapped onto that same
point.
5. The Bolzano-Weierstrass method Divide the desert by a line
running from north to south. The lion is then either in the
eastern or in the western part. Let's assume it is in the eastern
part. Divide this part by a line running from east to west. The
lion is either in the northern or in the southern part. Let's
assume it is in the northern part. We can continue this process
arbitrarily and thereby constructing with each step an
increasingly narrow fence around the selected area. The diameter
of the chosen partitions converges to zero so that the lion is
caged into a fence of arbitrarily small diameter.
6. The set theoretical method We observe that the desert is
a separable space. It therefore contains an enumerable dense set
of points which constitutes a sequence with the lion as its
limit. We silently approach the lion in this sequence, carrying
the proper equipment with us.
7. The Peano method In the usual way construct a curve
containing every point in the desert. It has been proven [1] that
such a curve can be traversed in arbitrarily short time. Now we
traverse the curve, carrying a spear, in a time less than what it
takes the lion to move a distance equal to its own length.
8. A topological method We observe that the lion possesses
the topological gender of a torus. We embed the desert in a four
dimensional space. Then it is possible to apply a deformation [2]
of such a kind that the lion when returning to the three
dimensional space is all tied up in itself. It is then completely
helpless.
9. The Cauchy method We examine a lion-valued function f(z).
Be \zeta the cage. Consider the integral
1 [ f(z)
10. ------- | --------- dz
11. 2 \pi i ] z - \zeta
12.
13. C
14.
where C represents the boundary of the desert. Its value is
f(zeta), i.e. there is a lion in the cage [3].
15. The Wiener-Tauber method We obtain a tame lion, L_0, from
the class L(-\infinity,\infinity), whose fourier transform
vanishes nowhere. We put this lion somewhere in the desert. L_0
then converges toward our cage. According to the general
Wiener-Tauber theorem [4] every other lion L will converge toward
the same cage. (Alternatively we can approximate L arbitrarily
close by translating L_0 through the desert [5].)
3. Theoretical Physics Methods
2. The Dirac method We assert that wild lions can ipso
facto not be observed in the Sahara desert. Therefore, if there
are any lions at all in the desert, they are tame. We leave
catching a tame lion as an exercise to the reader.
3. The Schrodinger method At every instant there is a
non-zero probability of the lion being in the cage. Sit and wait.
4. The nuclear physics method Insert a tame lion into the
cage and apply a Majorana exchange operator [6] on it and a wild
lion.
As a variant let us assume that we would like to catch (for
argument's sake) a male lion. We insert a tame female lion into
the cage and apply the Heisenberg exchange operator [7],
exchanging spins.
5. A relativistic method All over the desert we distribute
lion bait containing large amounts of the companion star of
Sirius. After enough of the bait has been eaten we send a beam of
light through the desert. This will curl around the lion so it
gets all confused and can be approached without danger.
4.
5. Experimental Physics Methods
1.
2. The thermodynamics method We construct a semi-permeable
membrane which lets everything but lions pass through. This we
drag across the desert.
3. The atomic fission method We irradiate the desert with
slow neutrons. The lion becomes radioactive and starts to
disintegrate. Once the disintegration process is progressed far
enough the lion will be unable to resist.
4. The magneto-optical method We plant a large, lense shaped
field with cat mint (nepeta cataria) such that its axis is
parallel to the direction of the horizontal component of the
earth's magnetic field. We put the cage in one of the field's
foci. Throughout the desert we distribute large amounts of
magnetized spinach (spinacia oleracea) which has, as everybody
knows, a high iron content. The spinach is eaten by vegetarian
desert inhabitants which in turn are eaten by the lions.
Afterwards the lions are oriented parallel to the earth's
magnetic field and the resulting lion beam is focussed on the
cage by the cat mint lense.
6.
7. Contributions from Computer Science
1.
2. The search method We assume that the lion is most likely
to be found in the direction to the north of the point where we
are standing. Therefore the REAL problem we have is that of
speed, since we are only using a PC to solve the problem.
3. The parallel search method By using parallelism we will
be able to search in the direction to the north much faster than
earlier.
4. The Monte-Carlo method We pick a random number indexing
the space we search. By excluding neighboring points in the
search, we can drastically reduce the number of points we need to
consider. The lion will according to probability appear sooner or
later.
5. The practical approach We see a rabbit very close to us.
Since it is already dead, it is particularly easy to catch. We
therefore catch it and call it a lion.
6. The common language approach If only everyone used
ADA/Common Lisp/Prolog, this problem would be trivial to solve.
7. The standard approach We know what a Lion is from ISO
4711/X.123. Since CCITT have specified a Lion to be a particular
option of a cat we will have to wait for a harmonized standard to
appear. $20,000,000 have been funded for initial investigations
into this standard development.
8. Linear search Stand in the top left hand corner of the
Sahara Desert. Take one step east. Repeat until you have found
the lion, or you reach the right hand edge. If you reach the
right hand edge, take one step southwards, and proceed towards
the left hand edge. When you finally reach the lion, put it the
cage. If the lion should happen to eat you before you manage to
get it in the cage, press the reset button, and try again.
9. The Dijkstra approach The way the problem reached me was:
catch a wild lion in the Sahara Desert. Another way of stating
the problem is:
Axiom 1: Sahara elem deserts
Axiom 2: Lion elem Sahara
Axiom 3: NOT(Lion elem cage)
We observe the following invariant:
P1: C(L) v not(C(L))
10.
where C(L) means: the value of "L" is in the cage. Establishing C
initially is trivially accomplished with the statement
;cage := {}
11.
Note 0:
This is easily implemented by opening the door to the cage and
shaking out any lions that happen to be there initially.
(End of note 0.)
The obvious program structure is then:
;cage := {}
12. ;do NOT (C(L)) ->
13. ;"approach lion under invariance of P1"
14. ;if P(L) ->
15. ;"insert lion in cage"
16. [] not P(L) ->
17. ;skip
18. ;fi
19. ;od
20.
where P(L) means: the value of L is within arm's reach. Note 1:
Axiom 2 ensures that the loop terminates.
(End of note 1.)
Exercise 0:
Refine the step "Approach lion under invariance of P1".
(End of exercise 0.)
Note 2:
The program is robust in the sense that it will lead to abortion
if the value of L is "lioness".
(End of note 2.)
Remark 0:
This may be a new sense of the word "robust" for you.
(End of remark 0.)
Note 3:
From observation we can see that the above program leads to the
desired goal. It goes without saying that we therefore do not
have to run it.
(End of note 3.)
(End of approach.)
--
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'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.' /|\
The first law of discordiamism: The more energy This post / \
to make order is nore energy made into entropy. insults Islam. Mohammed
Build an empty cage in the Sahara. Step into it. Invert your
definition of cage interior and exterior.
http://gksoft.com/a/fun/catch-lion.html
How To Catch A Lion
Problem: To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert.
1. Mathematical Methods
2. The Hilbert (axiomatic) method We place a locked cage
onto a given point in the desert. After that we introduce the
following logical system:
Axiom 1: The set of lions in the Sahara is not empty.
Axiom 2: If there exists a lion in the Sahara, then there exists
a lion in the cage.
Procedure: If P is a theorem, and if the following is holds: "P
implies Q", then Q is a theorem.
Theorem 1: There exists a lion in the cage.
3. The geometrical inversion method We place a spherical
cage in the desert, enter it and lock it from inside. We then
performe an inversion with respect to the cage. Then the lion is
inside the cage, and we are outside.
4. The projective geometry method Without loss of
generality, we can view the desert as a plane surface. We project
the surface onto a line and afterwards the line onto an interiour
point of the cage. Thereby the lion is mapped onto that same
point.
5. The Bolzano-Weierstrass method Divide the desert by a line
running from north to south. The lion is then either in the
eastern or in the western part. Let's assume it is in the eastern
part. Divide this part by a line running from east to west. The
lion is either in the northern or in the southern part. Let's
assume it is in the northern part. We can continue this process
arbitrarily and thereby constructing with each step an
increasingly narrow fence around the selected area. The diameter
of the chosen partitions converges to zero so that the lion is
caged into a fence of arbitrarily small diameter.
6. The set theoretical method We observe that the desert is
a separable space. It therefore contains an enumerable dense set
of points which constitutes a sequence with the lion as its
limit. We silently approach the lion in this sequence, carrying
the proper equipment with us.
7. The Peano method In the usual way construct a curve
containing every point in the desert. It has been proven [1] that
such a curve can be traversed in arbitrarily short time. Now we
traverse the curve, carrying a spear, in a time less than what it
takes the lion to move a distance equal to its own length.
8. A topological method We observe that the lion possesses
the topological gender of a torus. We embed the desert in a four
dimensional space. Then it is possible to apply a deformation [2]
of such a kind that the lion when returning to the three
dimensional space is all tied up in itself. It is then completely
helpless.
9. The Cauchy method We examine a lion-valued function f(z).
Be \zeta the cage. Consider the integral
1 [ f(z)
10. ------- | --------- dz
11. 2 \pi i ] z - \zeta
12.
13. C
14.
where C represents the boundary of the desert. Its value is
f(zeta), i.e. there is a lion in the cage [3].
15. The Wiener-Tauber method We obtain a tame lion, L_0, from
the class L(-\infinity,\infinity), whose fourier transform
vanishes nowhere. We put this lion somewhere in the desert. L_0
then converges toward our cage. According to the general
Wiener-Tauber theorem [4] every other lion L will converge toward
the same cage. (Alternatively we can approximate L arbitrarily
close by translating L_0 through the desert [5].)
3. Theoretical Physics Methods
2. The Dirac method We assert that wild lions can ipso
facto not be observed in the Sahara desert. Therefore, if there
are any lions at all in the desert, they are tame. We leave
catching a tame lion as an exercise to the reader.
3. The Schrodinger method At every instant there is a
non-zero probability of the lion being in the cage. Sit and wait.
4. The nuclear physics method Insert a tame lion into the
cage and apply a Majorana exchange operator [6] on it and a wild
lion.
As a variant let us assume that we would like to catch (for
argument's sake) a male lion. We insert a tame female lion into
the cage and apply the Heisenberg exchange operator [7],
exchanging spins.
5. A relativistic method All over the desert we distribute
lion bait containing large amounts of the companion star of
Sirius. After enough of the bait has been eaten we send a beam of
light through the desert. This will curl around the lion so it
gets all confused and can be approached without danger.
4.
5. Experimental Physics Methods
1.
2. The thermodynamics method We construct a semi-permeable
membrane which lets everything but lions pass through. This we
drag across the desert.
3. The atomic fission method We irradiate the desert with
slow neutrons. The lion becomes radioactive and starts to
disintegrate. Once the disintegration process is progressed far
enough the lion will be unable to resist.
4. The magneto-optical method We plant a large, lense shaped
field with cat mint (nepeta cataria) such that its axis is
parallel to the direction of the horizontal component of the
earth's magnetic field. We put the cage in one of the field's
foci. Throughout the desert we distribute large amounts of
magnetized spinach (spinacia oleracea) which has, as everybody
knows, a high iron content. The spinach is eaten by vegetarian
desert inhabitants which in turn are eaten by the lions.
Afterwards the lions are oriented parallel to the earth's
magnetic field and the resulting lion beam is focussed on the
cage by the cat mint lense.
6.
7. Contributions from Computer Science
1.
2. The search method We assume that the lion is most likely
to be found in the direction to the north of the point where we
are standing. Therefore the REAL problem we have is that of
speed, since we are only using a PC to solve the problem.
3. The parallel search method By using parallelism we will
be able to search in the direction to the north much faster than
earlier.
4. The Monte-Carlo method We pick a random number indexing
the space we search. By excluding neighboring points in the
search, we can drastically reduce the number of points we need to
consider. The lion will according to probability appear sooner or
later.
5. The practical approach We see a rabbit very close to us.
Since it is already dead, it is particularly easy to catch. We
therefore catch it and call it a lion.
6. The common language approach If only everyone used
ADA/Common Lisp/Prolog, this problem would be trivial to solve.
7. The standard approach We know what a Lion is from ISO
4711/X.123. Since CCITT have specified a Lion to be a particular
option of a cat we will have to wait for a harmonized standard to
appear. $20,000,000 have been funded for initial investigations
into this standard development.
8. Linear search Stand in the top left hand corner of the
Sahara Desert. Take one step east. Repeat until you have found
the lion, or you reach the right hand edge. If you reach the
right hand edge, take one step southwards, and proceed towards
the left hand edge. When you finally reach the lion, put it the
cage. If the lion should happen to eat you before you manage to
get it in the cage, press the reset button, and try again.
9. The Dijkstra approach The way the problem reached me was:
catch a wild lion in the Sahara Desert. Another way of stating
the problem is:
Axiom 1: Sahara elem deserts
Axiom 2: Lion elem Sahara
Axiom 3: NOT(Lion elem cage)
We observe the following invariant:
P1: C(L) v not(C(L))
10.
where C(L) means: the value of "L" is in the cage. Establishing C
initially is trivially accomplished with the statement
;cage := {}
11.
Note 0:
This is easily implemented by opening the door to the cage and
shaking out any lions that happen to be there initially.
(End of note 0.)
The obvious program structure is then:
;cage := {}
12. ;do NOT (C(L)) ->
13. ;"approach lion under invariance of P1"
14. ;if P(L) ->
15. ;"insert lion in cage"
16. [] not P(L) ->
17. ;skip
18. ;fi
19. ;od
20.
where P(L) means: the value of L is within arm's reach. Note 1:
Axiom 2 ensures that the loop terminates.
(End of note 1.)
Exercise 0:
Refine the step "Approach lion under invariance of P1".
(End of exercise 0.)
Note 2:
The program is robust in the sense that it will lead to abortion
if the value of L is "lioness".
(End of note 2.)
Remark 0:
This may be a new sense of the word "robust" for you.
(End of remark 0.)
Note 3:
From observation we can see that the above program leads to the
desired goal. It goes without saying that we therefore do not
have to run it.
(End of note 3.)
(End of approach.)
--
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'I desire mercy, not sacrifice.' /|\
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mixed nuts
Jun 18, 2020, 10:01:48 PM6/18/20
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The Right And The Powerful
Jun 18, 2020, 10:12:07 PM6/18/20
to
On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 18:30:40 -0700, Siri Cruise <chine...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
>In article <d6rnefhppafsn1lmm...@4ax.com>,
> The Right And The Powerful <powe...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 22:01:01 +0000 (UTC), Pandora <pan...@peak.org>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 14:03:29 -0700, % wrote:
>> >
>> >> On 2020-06-18 2:00 p.m., Pandora wrote:
>> >>> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 16:53:53 +0000, vallor wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
>> >>>> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
>> >>>
>> >>> I'm going to do the same. Should be interesting.
>> >>>
>> >> canada has a place called bolton
>> >
>> >I didn't know that. Where is it?
>>
>> Near that other place which is not called Bolton. % should be proud
>> of me!
>
>How to put a lion in a cage.
>
>Build an empty cage in the Sahara. Step into it. Invert your
>definition of cage interior and exterior.
>
>
>http://gksoft.com/a/fun/catch-lion.html
>
>How To Catch A Lion
>Problem: To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert.
<snip>
Do you know who will read all of that? Nobody.
wrote:
>In article <d6rnefhppafsn1lmm...@4ax.com>,
> The Right And The Powerful <powe...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 22:01:01 +0000 (UTC), Pandora <pan...@peak.org>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 14:03:29 -0700, % wrote:
>> >
>> >> On 2020-06-18 2:00 p.m., Pandora wrote:
>> >>> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 16:53:53 +0000, vallor wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
>> >>>> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
>> >>>
>> >>> I'm going to do the same. Should be interesting.
>> >>>
>> >> canada has a place called bolton
>> >
>> >I didn't know that. Where is it?
>>
>> Near that other place which is not called Bolton. % should be proud
>> of me!
>
>How to put a lion in a cage.
>
>Build an empty cage in the Sahara. Step into it. Invert your
>definition of cage interior and exterior.
>
>
>http://gksoft.com/a/fun/catch-lion.html
>
>How To Catch A Lion
>Problem: To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert.
Do you know who will read all of that? Nobody.
mixed nuts
Jun 19, 2020, 1:11:45 AM6/19/20
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Grizzly H.
Sn!pe
Jun 19, 2020, 3:47:16 AM6/19/20
to
The Right And The Powerful <powe...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 23:53:26 +0100, snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
> >The Right And The Powerful <powe...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 14:03:29 -0700, % wrote:
[...]
> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 23:53:26 +0100, snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
> >The Right And The Powerful <powe...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> Pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
> >>
> >> >On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 14:03:29 -0700, % wrote:
> >> >> canada has a place called bolton
> >> >
> >> >I didn't know that. Where is it?
> >>
> >> Near that other place which is not called Bolton.
> >> % should be proudof me!
> >
> >The original Bolton is in the North of England, not far from
> >Manchester. Many US and Canadian places are named after
> >British towns. The settlers brought the names with them;
> >Pembroke, for instance, is in Wales.
>
> Wasn't Bolton mentioned in a Monty Python sketch?
> There's a Bolton, Ontario.
I think that was "Notlob" which the protagonist incorrectly
> >> >
> >> >I didn't know that. Where is it?
> >>
> >> Near that other place which is not called Bolton.
> >> % should be proudof me!
> >
> >The original Bolton is in the North of England, not far from
> >Manchester. Many US and Canadian places are named after
> >British towns. The settlers brought the names with them;
> >Pembroke, for instance, is in Wales.
>
> Wasn't Bolton mentioned in a Monty Python sketch?
> There's a Bolton, Ontario.
described as a palindrome, it being merely reversal of the
spelling of Bolton -- strange but true.
Sn!pe
Jun 19, 2020, 9:10:22 AM6/19/20
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Siri Cruise <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> How to put a lion in a cage.
>
> Build an empty cage in the Sahara. Step into it.
> Invert your definition of cage interior and exterior.
>
My p-brane hertz in 11 dimensions.
> How to put a lion in a cage.
>
> Build an empty cage in the Sahara. Step into it.
> Invert your definition of cage interior and exterior.
>
Checkmate
Jun 19, 2020, 9:45:36 AM6/19/20
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Checkmate.
On 18 Jun 2020 16:53:53 GMT vallor put forth the following notion,
which was duly noted and recorded:
>
> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
Is that the one called "I Am the Walrus... KooK-KooK-A-Choo"?
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>
> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
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Jun 19, 2020, 9:52:43 AM6/19/20
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On 2020-06-19 12:47 a.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> The Right And The Powerful <powe...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 23:53:26 +0100, snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
>>
>>> The Right And The Powerful <powe...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 14:03:29 -0700, % wrote:
> [...]
>>>>>> canada has a place called bolton
>>>>>
>>>>> I didn't know that. Where is it?
>>>>
>>>> Near that other place which is not called Bolton.
>>>> % should be proudof me!
>>>
>>> The original Bolton is in the North of England, not far from
>>> Manchester. Many US and Canadian places are named after
>>> British towns. The settlers brought the names with them;
>>> Pembroke, for instance, is in Wales.
>>
>> Wasn't Bolton mentioned in a Monty Python sketch?
>> There's a Bolton, Ontario.
>
> I think that was "Notlob" which the protagonist incorrectly
> described as a palindrome, it being merely reversal of the
> spelling of Bolton -- strange but true.
>
>
bolton is just north of toronto in ontario
> The Right And The Powerful <powe...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 23:53:26 +0100, snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
>>
>>> The Right And The Powerful <powe...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 14:03:29 -0700, % wrote:
> [...]
>>>>>> canada has a place called bolton
>>>>>
>>>>> I didn't know that. Where is it?
>>>>
>>>> Near that other place which is not called Bolton.
>>>> % should be proudof me!
>>>
>>> The original Bolton is in the North of England, not far from
>>> Manchester. Many US and Canadian places are named after
>>> British towns. The settlers brought the names with them;
>>> Pembroke, for instance, is in Wales.
>>
>> Wasn't Bolton mentioned in a Monty Python sketch?
>> There's a Bolton, Ontario.
>
> I think that was "Notlob" which the protagonist incorrectly
> described as a palindrome, it being merely reversal of the
> spelling of Bolton -- strange but true.
>
>
Pandora
Jun 19, 2020, 12:30:29 PM6/19/20
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Pandora
Jun 19, 2020, 12:38:06 PM6/19/20
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Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛
Jun 19, 2020, 1:02:25 PM6/19/20
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On Fri, 19 Jun 2020 06:45:35 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; The Pathetic
Anti-Muslim Wannabe Homegrown Terrorist who is to cowardly to reply to
me anymore and is cowering in his boogaloo-boi bunker Posting as "💩
<More.Bul...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<d8f531....@news.alt.net>:
🐸Warning!AlwayswearANSIapprovedsafetygoggleswhenreadingpostsby
🐸💩.
🐸
🐸On18Jun202016:53:53GMTvallorputforththefollowingnotion,
🐸whichwasdulynotedandrecorded:
🐸
🐸
🐸🐸DecideditwasmoreimportanttogetacopyofBolton'sbookthankeep
🐸🐸moneyawayfromBolton.So:pre-orderedcopies.
🐸
🐸Isthattheonecalled"IAmtheWalrus...KooK-KooK-A-Choo"?
🐸
yes and then orange julius put him in charge of the security of the entire nation, so tell us how terribly incompetent bolton is - dingus already tweeted about it.
"nads" won't comment on this poast...
--
[THIS POAST HAS PASSED TRIMCHECK® VALIDATION]
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA
"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)
"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)
-
"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor
-
"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode
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"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic...@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <MPG.32c5bfef...@news.altopia.com>
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Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
Anti-Muslim Wannabe Homegrown Terrorist who is to cowardly to reply to
me anymore and is cowering in his boogaloo-boi bunker Posting as "💩
<More.Bul...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<d8f531....@news.alt.net>:
🐸Warning!AlwayswearANSIapprovedsafetygoggleswhenreadingpostsby
🐸💩.
🐸
🐸On18Jun202016:53:53GMTvallorputforththefollowingnotion,
🐸whichwasdulynotedandrecorded:
🐸
🐸
🐸🐸DecideditwasmoreimportanttogetacopyofBolton'sbookthankeep
🐸🐸moneyawayfromBolton.So:pre-orderedcopies.
🐸
🐸Isthattheonecalled"IAmtheWalrus...KooK-KooK-A-Choo"?
🐸
yes and then orange julius put him in charge of the security of the entire nation, so tell us how terribly incompetent bolton is - dingus already tweeted about it.
"nads" won't comment on this poast...
--
[THIS POAST HAS PASSED TRIMCHECK® VALIDATION]
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA
"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this
seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer,
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell
everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized
country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)
"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)
-
"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor
-
"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode
-
"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic...@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <MPG.32c5bfef...@news.altopia.com>
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Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
mixed nuts
Jun 19, 2020, 1:48:58 PM6/19/20
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Grizzly H.
Pandora
Jun 19, 2020, 2:01:16 PM6/19/20
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Jun 19, 2020, 2:57:41 PM6/19/20
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they have a bar a ski hill a hockey rink it's kind of ,
dairy country like not huge massive cattle farms ,
but 50 head would be considered large
Pandora
Jun 19, 2020, 3:28:49 PM6/19/20
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Siri Cruise
Jun 19, 2020, 3:45:12 PM6/19/20
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Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛
Jun 19, 2020, 4:11:09 PM6/19/20
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On Fri, 19 Jun 2020 13:48:48 -0400, LO AND BEHOLD; mixed nuts
<melops...@undulatus.budgie> determined that the following was of
ancient qanon secret.
<melops...@undulatus.budgie> determined that the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<rcitq7$399$1...@gioia.aioe.org>:
Raven
Jun 19, 2020, 4:13:29 PM6/19/20
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Siri Cruise was thinking very hard :
It's riveting!
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Jun 19, 2020, 4:14:08 PM6/19/20
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of Albion of Peel County. It was established on the River Humber on the
line of the proposed Toronto, Grey and Bruce Railway. There were stages
to and from Weston. The average price of land was $40 to $50 an acre.
The Right And The Powerful
Jun 21, 2020, 1:36:17 PM6/21/20
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On Fri, 19 Jun 2020 06:50:19 -0600, Skeeter <Sc...@invalid.invalid>
wrote:
>Told ya.
LOL to the power of LOL
wrote:
LOL to the power of LOL
!Jones
Jun 21, 2020, 3:18:40 PM6/21/20
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On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 21:12:06 -0500, in talk.politics.guns The Right
And The Powerful <powe...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Do you know who will read all of that? Nobody.
Most people won't read it; however, it'll be grist for the talk shows
And The Powerful <powe...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Do you know who will read all of that? Nobody.
so *everybody* will hear the juicy quotes over and over.
That's a hundred times worse than reading it.
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Jun 21, 2020, 3:31:39 PM6/21/20
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so i can't sit in one place longer than it takes
!Jones
Jun 21, 2020, 6:08:56 PM6/21/20
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On Sun, 21 Jun 2020 14:05:25 -0600, in talk.politics.guns Skeeter
<Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>I downloaded it, it starts off as a disgruntled employee.
Oh, *I* wouldn't read the damn thing, either. From the perspective of
literature, it likely sucks. It comes about the right time, though...
and it's damaging to his reelection. *How* damaging remains to be
seen. We'll play it for all it's worth, of course.
<Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
Oh, *I* wouldn't read the damn thing, either. From the perspective of
literature, it likely sucks. It comes about the right time, though...
and it's damaging to his reelection. *How* damaging remains to be
seen. We'll play it for all it's worth, of course.
Siri Cruise
Jun 21, 2020, 8:51:05 PM6/21/20
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In article <0hcvef5hh1gk1n0ap...@4ax.com>,
iDJT is lucky Bolton is a greedy asshole just like himself,
otherwise Bolton might have sung for Congress ruining his book
sales.
otherwise Bolton might have sung for Congress ruining his book
sales.
!Jones
Jun 21, 2020, 10:26:24 PM6/21/20
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On Sun, 21 Jun 2020 17:51:03 -0700, in talk.politics.guns Siri Cruise
<chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>iDJT is lucky Bolton is a greedy asshole just like himself,
>otherwise Bolton might have sung for Congress ruining his book
>sales.
Yup.
<chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>iDJT is lucky Bolton is a greedy asshole just like himself,
>otherwise Bolton might have sung for Congress ruining his book
>sales.
vallor
Jun 22, 2020, 1:55:54 PM6/22/20
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On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 12:42:15 -0600, Skeeter wrote:
> On 18 Jun 2020 16:53:53 GMT, vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
>
>>Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
>>money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
>
> Another sucker bites the big one.
Hey, you downloaded it.
And being an owner of the book, yet not having access while everybody else
did, kind of chaffed my hide. So I went looking for the torrent.
Just started Chapter 5. I disagree with Bolton's politics and hawkish
nature, but you can't deny he knows his sh*t.
--
-v https://theproblemisextremism.org
> On 18 Jun 2020 16:53:53 GMT, vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
>
>>Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
>>money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
>
Hey, you downloaded it.
And being an owner of the book, yet not having access while everybody else
did, kind of chaffed my hide. So I went looking for the torrent.
Just started Chapter 5. I disagree with Bolton's politics and hawkish
nature, but you can't deny he knows his sh*t.
--
-v https://theproblemisextremism.org
Rudy Canoza
Jun 22, 2020, 2:16:40 PM6/22/20
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Gronk
Jun 23, 2020, 1:01:35 AM6/23/20
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% wrote:
> On 2020-06-18 2:00 p.m., Pandora wrote:
> On 2020-06-18 2:00 p.m., Pandora wrote:
>> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 16:53:53 +0000, vallor wrote:
>>
>>> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
>>> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
>>
>>
>>> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
>>> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
>>
>> I'm going to do the same. Should be interesting.
>>
> canada has a place called bolton
notlob.
>>
> canada has a place called bolton
Siri Cruise
Jun 23, 2020, 2:00:17 AM6/23/20
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vallor
Jun 23, 2020, 5:18:10 AM6/23/20
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On Mon, 22 Jun 2020 12:40:36 -0600, Skeeter wrote:
> True, but he sounds like a disgruntled employee.
If your read the book, he doesn't actually come off disgruntled, he comes
off as frustrated by trying to herd cats.
>
> How was your fathers day?
Went well, did some reading, did some napping.
How was yours?
--
-v https://theproblemisextremism.org
If your read the book, he doesn't actually come off disgruntled, he comes
off as frustrated by trying to herd cats.
>
> How was your fathers day?
Went well, did some reading, did some napping.
How was yours?
--
-v https://theproblemisextremism.org
Rudy Canoza
Jun 23, 2020, 1:42:07 PM6/23/20
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On 6/18/2020 9:53 AM, vallor wrote:
> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
>
"Trump attacked Bolton’s support for the war in Iraq, but told The Wall
> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
>
Street Journal he didn’t ascertain Bolton’s view — which was well known —
until he was already on the job."
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/06/trump-looks-like-loser/613363/
Trump doesn't know what the fuck he's doing with national security advisors.
Flynn: crook and convicted felon
McMaster: says that Trump is full of shit
Bolton: Trump has no fucking clue what Bolton's positions are
How can such a complete incompetent be there?
BeamMeUpScotty
Jun 23, 2020, 3:41:21 PM6/23/20
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On 6/23/20 1:42 PM, Rudy Canoza wrote:
> On 6/18/2020 9:53 AM, vallor wrote:
>> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
>> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
>>
>
> "Trump attacked Bolton’s support for the war in Iraq, but told The Wall
> Street Journal he didn’t ascertain Bolton’s view — which was well known
> — until he was already on the job."
>
> https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/06/trump-looks-like-loser/613363/
>
>
> Trump doesn't know what the fuck he's doing with national security
> advisors.
>
> Flynn: crook and convicted felon
NOT yet but I'm sure you want him to be railroaded in the Democrats
> On 6/18/2020 9:53 AM, vallor wrote:
>> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
>> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
>>
>
> "Trump attacked Bolton’s support for the war in Iraq, but told The Wall
> Street Journal he didn’t ascertain Bolton’s view — which was well known
> — until he was already on the job."
>
> https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/06/trump-looks-like-loser/613363/
>
>
> Trump doesn't know what the fuck he's doing with national security
> advisors.
>
> Flynn: crook and convicted felon
FRAME-UP.
> McMaster: says that Trump is full of shit
> Bolton: Trump has no fucking clue what Bolton's positions are
>
>
> How can such a complete incompetent be there?
and he was the most incompetent and most corrupt of them all.
Bolton is making Millions by saying it.
Bolton should send you a personal thank you if you're a DEMOCRAT, you
made him a wealthy man.
--
*That's Karma*
*Use of the words PRIVILEGED and RACIST is Prejudicial and hateful*
Gronk
Jun 30, 2020, 12:51:18 AM6/30/20
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Siri Cruise wrote:
> In article <rcs2bf$1t3$6...@dont-email.me>,
> Gronk <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> % wrote:
>>> On 2020-06-18 2:00 p.m., Pandora wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 16:53:53 +0000, vallor wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
>>>>> money away from Bolton. So: pre-ordered copies.
> In article <rcs2bf$1t3$6...@dont-email.me>,
> Gronk <inva...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>> % wrote:
>>> On 2020-06-18 2:00 p.m., Pandora wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 18 Jun 2020 16:53:53 +0000, vallor wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Decided it was more important to get a copy of Bolton's book than keep
>>>>
>>>> I'm going to do the same. Should be interesting.
>>>>
>>> canada has a place called bolton
>>
>> notlob.
>
> Redrum! Redrum!
>
turn me on dead man turn me on dead man
>>> canada has a place called bolton
>>
>> notlob.
>
> Redrum! Redrum!
>
Siri Cruise
Jun 30, 2020, 5:57:52 AM6/30/20
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