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Sep 15, 2021, 11:04:57 AM9/15/21
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Looks like Greaseball Gavin gets to keep his job. How do we get rid of
these rodents?


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Sep 15, 2021, 11:32:37 AM9/15/21
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Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Looks like Greaseball Gavin gets to keep his job.
> How do we get rid of these rodents?

Warfarin

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Checkmate

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Sep 15, 2021, 11:35:40 AM9/15/21
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Checkmate.

On Wed, 15 Sep 2021 09:24:17 -0600, Skeeter had the audacity to say the
following:


>
> On Wed, 15 Sep 2021 08:04:50 -0700, Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Looks like Greaseball Gavin gets to keep his job. How do we get rid of
> >these rodents?
>
>
> People who were Repubs were being turned away at the polls being told
> they had aready voted. More cheating from the left.

I heard something like that. If it's true, they'll get away with it, too.
This country has gotten so fucked.

Checkmate

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Sep 15, 2021, 11:38:49 AM9/15/21
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On Wed, 15 Sep 2021 16:32:36 +0100, Sn!pe had the audacity to say the
following:


>
> Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Looks like Greaseball Gavin gets to keep his job.
> > How do we get rid of these rodents?
>
> Warfarin

I have a whole bucket of green rodent food in my garage. It even smells
pretty good.

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Sep 15, 2021, 3:22:42 PM9/15/21
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On 2021-09-15 8:32 a.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Looks like Greaseball Gavin gets to keep his job.
>> How do we get rid of these rodents?
>
> Warfarin
>
hi

Sn!pe

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Sep 15, 2021, 3:45:10 PM9/15/21
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hello

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Sep 15, 2021, 3:51:30 PM9/15/21
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On 2021-09-15 12:45 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 2021-09-15 8:32 a.m., Sn!pe wrote:
>>> Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Looks like Greaseball Gavin gets to keep his job.
>>>> How do we get rid of these rodents?
>>>
>>> Warfarin
>>>
>> hi
>
> hello
>
are you having a happy day my oh so close best buddy

Sn!pe

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Sep 15, 2021, 4:04:50 PM9/15/21
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% <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 2021-09-15 12:45 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> > % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On 2021-09-15 8:32 a.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> >>> Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Looks like Greaseball Gavin gets to keep his job.
> >>>> How do we get rid of these rodents?
> >>>
> >>> Warfarin
> >>>
> >> hi
> >
> > hello
> >
> are you having a happy day my oh so close best buddy

I can't decide whether to dive in and mix it or call it a night.

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Sep 15, 2021, 4:15:41 PM9/15/21
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On 2021-09-15 1:04 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 2021-09-15 12:45 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
>>> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2021-09-15 8:32 a.m., Sn!pe wrote:
>>>>> Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Looks like Greaseball Gavin gets to keep his job.
>>>>>> How do we get rid of these rodents?
>>>>>
>>>>> Warfarin
>>>>>
>>>> hi
>>>
>>> hello
>>>
>> are you having a happy day my oh so close best buddy
>
> I can't decide whether to dive in and mix it or call it a night.
>
you'll wake up again all wide awake around 1:00pm my time or should that
be 7

Sn!pe

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Sep 15, 2021, 7:47:18 PM9/15/21
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% <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:

> >>>> hi
> >>>
> >>> hello
> >>>
> >> are you having a happy day my oh so close best buddy
> >
> > I can't decide whether to dive in and mix it or call it a night.
> >
> you'll wake up again all wide awake around 1:00pm my time
> or should that be 7

Could be, I often do get up in the small hours if I can't sleep.
It's been a long day, I think I'll catch some shuteye for a few hours.

Sn!pe

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Sep 15, 2021, 7:56:49 PM9/15/21
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Sn!pe <snip...@gmail.com> wrote:

> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >>>> hi
> > >>>
> > >>> hello
> > >>>
> > >> are you having a happy day my oh so close best buddy
> > >
> > > I can't decide whether to dive in and mix it or call it a night.
> > >
> > you'll wake up again all wide awake around 1:00pm my time
> > or should that be 7
>
> Could be, I often do get up in the small hours if I can't sleep.
> It's been a long day, I think I'll catch some shuteye for a few hours.

1 a.m. [yawn]

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Sep 15, 2021, 7:57:22 PM9/15/21
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On 2021-09-15 4:47 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>> hi
>>>>>
>>>>> hello
>>>>>
>>>> are you having a happy day my oh so close best buddy
>>>
>>> I can't decide whether to dive in and mix it or call it a night.
>>>
>> you'll wake up again all wide awake around 1:00pm my time
>> or should that be 7
>
> Could be, I often do get up in the small hours if I can't sleep.
> It's been a long day, I think I'll catch some shuteye for a few hours.
>
oh , ok

Sn!pe

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Sep 15, 2021, 8:07:56 PM9/15/21
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I think that must have got stuck in my outbox,
it should have gone nearly four hours ago.

Wassup, buddy?

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Sep 15, 2021, 8:24:16 PM9/15/21
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On 2021-09-15 5:07 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 2021-09-15 4:47 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
>>> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>> hi
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> hello
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> are you having a happy day my oh so close best buddy
>>>>>
>>>>> I can't decide whether to dive in and mix it or call it a night.
>>>>>
>>>> you'll wake up again all wide awake around 1:00pm my time
>>>> or should that be 7
>>>
>>> Could be, I often do get up in the small hours if I can't sleep.
>>> It's been a long day, I think I'll catch some shuteye for a few hours.
>>>
>> oh , ok
>
> I think that must have got stuck in my outbox,
> it should have gone nearly four hours ago.
>
> Wassup, buddy?
>
see that shows you i'm nice to you but you skip out and never see it

Sn!pe

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Sep 15, 2021, 8:52:24 PM9/15/21
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% <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:

> >>>>>>>> hi
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> hello
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> are you having a happy day my oh so close best buddy
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I can't decide whether to dive in and mix it or call it a night.
> >>>>>
> >>>> you'll wake up again all wide awake around 1:00pm my time
> >>>> or should that be 7
> >>>
> >>> Could be, I often do get up in the small hours if I can't sleep.
> >>> It's been a long day, I think I'll catch some shuteye for a few hours.
> >>>
> >> oh , ok
> >
> > I think that must have got stuck in my outbox,
> > it should have gone nearly four hours ago.
> >
> > Wassup, buddy?
> >
> see that shows you i'm nice to you but you skip out and never see it

I'm unreliable that way; besides, collateral damage makes my legs itch.

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Sep 15, 2021, 9:15:03 PM9/15/21
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there's a shot for that

Sn!pe

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Sep 15, 2021, 9:25:20 PM9/15/21
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Right between the eyes. It isn't eczema exactly, but similar.
When it flares up it drives me nuts and stops me sleeping;
it's just another one of the joys of aging.

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Sep 15, 2021, 10:41:10 PM9/15/21
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On 2021-09-15 6:25 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 2021-09-15 5:52 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
>>> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> hi
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> hello
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> are you having a happy day my oh so close best buddy
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I can't decide whether to dive in and mix it or call it a night.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> you'll wake up again all wide awake around 1:00pm my time
>>>>>>>> or should that be 7
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Could be, I often do get up in the small hours if I can't sleep.
>>>>>>> It's been a long day, I think I'll catch some shuteye for a few hours.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> oh , ok
>>>>>
>>>>> I think that must have got stuck in my outbox,
>>>>> it should have gone nearly four hours ago.
>>>>>
>>>>> Wassup, buddy?
>>>>>
>>>> see that shows you i'm nice to you but you skip out and never see it
>>>
>>> I'm unreliable that way; besides, collateral damage makes my legs itch.
>>>
>> there's a shot for that
>
> Right between the eyes. It isn't eczema exactly, but similar.
> When it flares up it drives me nuts and stops me sleeping;
> it's just another one of the joys of aging.
>
try wrapping it in wet burlap

Sn!pe

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Sep 16, 2021, 4:27:30 PM9/16/21
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% <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:

> >> there's a shot for that
> >
> > Right between the eyes. It isn't eczema exactly, but similar.
> > When it flares up it drives me nuts and stops me sleeping;
> > it's just another one of the joys of aging.
> >
> try wrapping it in wet burlap

I have prescription moisturing cream that helps somewhat but
sometimes it just isn't enough. My daughter has real eczema
and the poor girl goes through agonies when she has a flare-up.

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Sep 16, 2021, 5:37:21 PM9/16/21
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On 2021-09-16 1:27 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>> there's a shot for that
>>>
>>> Right between the eyes. It isn't eczema exactly, but similar.
>>> When it flares up it drives me nuts and stops me sleeping;
>>> it's just another one of the joys of aging.
>>>
>> try wrapping it in wet burlap
>
> I have prescription moisturing cream that helps somewhat but
> sometimes it just isn't enough. My daughter has real eczema
> and the poor girl goes through agonies when she has a flare-up.
>
my step brother used to get it ,
i don't know about now but he suffered badly

Sn!pe

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Sep 16, 2021, 5:48:51 PM9/16/21
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% <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:

[...]

> my step brother used to get it ,
> i don't know about now but he suffered badly

Enough about ailments, how was town?

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Sep 16, 2021, 5:55:36 PM9/16/21
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On 2021-09-16 2:48 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>> my step brother used to get it ,
>> i don't know about now but he suffered badly
>
> Enough about ailments, how was town?
>
i couldn't get a pump at the self serve ,
then my squeegee was old and streaked the window ,
they billed me for a med i thought was covered at the drug store ,
15 bucks for 30 tablets , the supermarket refuses service now ,
if you're not wearing a mask but i got some assorted produce

Sn!pe

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Sep 16, 2021, 6:09:42 PM9/16/21
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% <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:

> > Enough about ailments, how was town?
> >
> i couldn't get a pump at the self serve ,
> then my squeegee was old and streaked the window ,
> they billed me for a med i thought was covered at the drug store ,
> 15 bucks for 30 tablets , the supermarket refuses service now ,
> if you're not wearing a mask but i got some assorted produce

Oh man, you used an ~old~ squeegee?
You deserve everything you got.

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Sep 16, 2021, 6:50:25 PM9/16/21
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On 2021-09-16 3:09 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> Enough about ailments, how was town?
>>>
>> i couldn't get a pump at the self serve ,
>> then my squeegee was old and streaked the window ,
>> they billed me for a med i thought was covered at the drug store ,
>> 15 bucks for 30 tablets , the supermarket refuses service now ,
>> if you're not wearing a mask but i got some assorted produce
>
> Oh man, you used an ~old~ squeegee?
> You deserve everything you got.
>
i didn't know until after i started ,
their water wasn't very clean anyway

Sn!pe

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Sep 16, 2021, 7:07:56 PM9/16/21
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% <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:

> > Oh man, you used an ~old~ squeegee?
> > You deserve everything you got.
> >
> i didn't know until after i started ,
> their water wasn't very clean anyway

What kind of third world country do you live in anyway?

%

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Sep 16, 2021, 7:12:26 PM9/16/21
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On 2021-09-16 4:07 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>> Oh man, you used an ~old~ squeegee?
>>> You deserve everything you got.
>>>
>> i didn't know until after i started ,
>> their water wasn't very clean anyway
>
> What kind of third world country do you live in anyway?
>
a tiny one from what i saw and ,
you need about 571.53p a week to live here

Sn!pe

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Sep 16, 2021, 7:21:40 PM9/16/21
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I heard that California is nice.

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Sep 16, 2021, 8:23:23 PM9/16/21
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On 2021-09-16 4:21 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 2021-09-16 4:07 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
>>> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>> Oh man, you used an ~old~ squeegee?
>>>>> You deserve everything you got.
>>>>>
>>>> i didn't know until after i started ,
>>>> their water wasn't very clean anyway
>>>
>>> What kind of third world country do you live in anyway?
>>>
>> a tiny one from what i saw and ,
>> you need about 571.53p a week to live here
>
> I heard that California is nice.
>
from what i know of it it is ,
but i'm not sure i can collect my structured settlement there

Sn!pe

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Sep 16, 2021, 8:31:30 PM9/16/21
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% <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:

> >>>>> Oh man, you used an ~old~ squeegee?
> >>>>> You deserve everything you got.
> >>>>>
> >>>> i didn't know until after i started ,
> >>>> their water wasn't very clean anyway
> >>>
> >>> What kind of third world country do you live in anyway?
> >>>
> >> a tiny one from what i saw and ,
> >> you need about 571.53p a week to live here
> >
> > I heard that California is nice.
> >
> from what i know of it it is ,
> but i'm not sure i can collect my structured settlement there

You could hang out with the ex-royals,
the Ginger Whinger and Princess Pushy.

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Sep 16, 2021, 8:38:30 PM9/16/21
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On 2021-09-16 5:31 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>>> Oh man, you used an ~old~ squeegee?
>>>>>>> You deserve everything you got.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> i didn't know until after i started ,
>>>>>> their water wasn't very clean anyway
>>>>>
>>>>> What kind of third world country do you live in anyway?
>>>>>
>>>> a tiny one from what i saw and ,
>>>> you need about 571.53p a week to live here
>>>
>>> I heard that California is nice.
>>>
>> from what i know of it it is ,
>> but i'm not sure i can collect my structured settlement there
>
> You could hang out with the ex-royals,
> the Ginger Whinger and Princess Pushy.
>
i'd be busy

Sn!pe

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Sep 16, 2021, 8:45:59 PM9/16/21
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I think everyone is too busy to give them much time,
apart from Oprah making money out of them.

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Sep 16, 2021, 10:48:28 PM9/16/21
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i hardly know anything about them

Sn!pe

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Skeeter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

> On Fri, 17 Sep 2021 00:21:37 +0100, snip...@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
>
> >% <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On 2021-09-16 4:07 p.m., Sn!pe wrote:
> >> > % <purse...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>> Oh man, you used an ~old~ squeegee?
> >> >>> You deserve everything you got.
> >> >>>
> >> >> i didn't know until after i started ,
> >> >> their water wasn't very clean anyway
> >> >
> >> > What kind of third world country do you live in anyway?
> >> >
> >> a tiny one from what i saw and ,
> >> you need about 571.53p a week to live here
> >
> >I heard that California is nice.
>
> Clean your ears or stop listening to idiots.
>
> <ducks and runs>

But, but, I heard it from some guy in that froup over -> there.
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