Re: The 2,000,000 line Murphy FAQ

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On Mon, 1 Apr 2013 04:13:17 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler {One Of Four} put forth the notion that:


>
> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
> <snicker>
>
> Bit Rot The DonkeyFelcher, in
> <news:kjaf0j$cht$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> did thusly
> write:
>
> > news from Thorny Crazyfixitpleaz.<theM...@lyin.rel>:
>
> >> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Tr!pe) wrote:
>
> >>> Some prick called Seamus MacRae <sma...@live.ca.invalid> wrote:
>
> >>>> Foghorn Leghorn
>
> >>> JFTR that's my dead chicken.
>
> >> heh heh.. I would put a hand up for a couple of those also buuuut that
> >> would then mean granting insight for the dweeb as to how
> >> wrong IT is... an' WE cannot be seen to confusing that idiot any more
> >> than the cyber.chicken it is now.. /guffaw
> >>
> >> While you were away?
> >> BR went turncoat...after failing miserably on an adventure in
> >> copying others approach to flushing out the e-bul-onez.
>
> DonkeyFelcher's getting SPNAK!'d. <snicker>
>
> > ahhh the adventure of it all right?
> > the adventure
> > the adventure we set on which at the outset
> > has had you mewling since
> > in no giving an ear to your weblink input from your undertoad
>
> Murphy has an 'undertoad'? Who would be so sycophantic that
> they'd actually *want* to be an 'under'-anything for
> Morphing Murphy?
>
> > to that filthing cross-dresser's archives
>
> Still chasing ghosts, DonkeyFelcher? <snicker>
>
> >, archives you were so
> > generous=============>\/
> > to ferret out and send me?
>
> Admission that what I'd said prior was correct... that
> Murphy had dug out all that incorrect information, then sent
> it to you, and you believed it.
>
> You were so stupid as to believe _anything_ the Illucid
> Fuckwit says, as is evidenced by your recent Kevin Todd
> Filan freakout.

In Tommy's defense, he did get a HoT out of it.






> Or didn't you realize Murphy's called
> Illucid Fuckwit for a *reason*?
>
> Murphy used you. You were his spank-proxy. He wasn't
> completely sure of the data he'd obsessively spent weeks
> digging out, so he presented it to you as though it were
> fact, and you were stupid enough to believe him. You ran
> with that info as though it were fact, and _you_ got spanked
> for being retarded instead of him.
>
> > <snaggle's puss> ^^
>
> You know, you *could* try siding with us, against the kooks
> and retards who have obviously caused you nothing but
> trouble.
>
> <snicker>
>
> >> Keep an eye out for future action in that way from that source, anything
> >> is possible, be not surprised.
>
> > Got my email in your inbox today I see?..
> > I just caught you looking
>
> Now you're whinging about having been stupid enough to
> believe *anything* the Illucid Fuckwit says... and you're
> whinging *to* the Illucid Fuckwit!
>
> Bwahahahaha! You kooks, you always get yourselves into such
> hilarious situations.
>
> >>film@11GMT
>
> > yer 10 hours off, Keith.
>
> Why not just outer-filth Mr. Renske, DonkeyFelcher? He done
> you wrong, he deserves it.
>
> Do it, DonkeyFelcher. Do it, do it, do it.
>
> <snicker>
>
> > --
> > get nice an frothy posting more whining about disabilities and imaginary
> > medications
>
> What disability do you have? Retardation? We know.
>
> Your inability to stop shoving your face into donkey rectum?
> We know.
>
> Your gullibility such that you believe anything an illucid
> fuckwit like Murphy says? We know.
>
> > oh git of my couch little Shih-tzu .. here *fetch* @yahoo.com
>
> Bwahahahaaa! Kooks is hiLARious.
>
> <snicker>



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Bit Rot wrote:
> news from Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>:

> What defense are using Tricky Ricky,
> after being caught voting twice on the February AUK ballot
> with both your checkmate and dick sucky socks though?
>
> <sits back to watch tricky ricky sabian squirm and dance for my
> Sunday fun>
>
> *snicker*

>> Copyright � 2012

i think its best if i just veto your life

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On Mon, 1 Apr 2013 06:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Bit put forth the notion that:


>
> news from Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>:

> What defense are using Tricky Ricky,
> after being caught voting twice on the February AUK ballot
> with both your checkmate and dick sucky socks though?
>
> <sits back to watch tricky ricky sabian squirm and dance for my Sunday fun>

How 'bout if I just LOL awhile instead? I'll bet "Todd's" laughing too,
you gullible stooge.

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On Sun, 31 Mar 2013 23:39:18 -0700, % put forth the notion that:

> >> Copyright ￜ 2012

Seconded.

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[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate), in
<news:MPG.2bc2f0005...@news.alt.net> did thusly
write:

> On Mon, 1 Apr 2013 06:04:00 +0000 (UTC), Bit Rot The
> DonkeyFelcher put forth the notion that:

>> What defense are using Tricky Ricky,
>> after being caught voting twice on the February AUK ballot
>> with both your checkmate and dick sucky socks though?

You're just now figuring this out?
You're a bit slow in the head, ain't you, boy?

>> <sits back to watch tricky ricky sabian squirm and dance for my Sunday fun>

> How 'bout if I just LOL awhile instead? I'll bet "Todd's" laughing too,
> you gullible stooge.

Is... is that egg all over DonkeyFelcher's face, or has
Chimpy Checkmate been paying him to act as his bukkake
target?

Now *that* is a mental image that'll need brain bleach... a
fat retarded drug-addicted chimp doing bukkake on a big
eared, foreskin necked, buck toothed, four eyed, gullible
canaDUHian retard. The part that bothers me about that
mental image is the chimp handing the gullible retard money
at the end. We all know Chimpy's destitute.

<snickers while reaching for brain bleach>

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\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
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[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate), in

<news:MPG.2bc2d1aeb...@news.alt.net> did thusly
write:

No, no TommyTard didn't. But he *will* get a Bobo out of it.

<snicker>

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On Mon, 1 Apr 2013 16:08:46 +0000 (UTC), Bit put forth the notion that:

> squirm liar squirm.

That pissed the fuck out of you, Didn't it Tommytard? I'm over here with
the rest of AUK laughing at you, because you're the one doing all the
squirming. You've burned way too many bridges in this group to get any
sympathy on this one.

> >I'll bet "Todd's" laughing too, you gullible stooge.
>

> You got fuck all to bet with Chimpy.

I could buy and sell you.



> But keep dancing for us tricky ricky.
>
> While Toddler and I may have our differences,

I think you mean "While I got trolled into sticking my neck out and
claiming that {1 of 4} was no longer Derbyshire, but was now A Guy Named
Todd, and the whole thing blew up in my face..."



> one thing i know we *do* both enjoy
> is watching liars and cheats like ricky sabian,
> do the kook back-pedal.

Not as long as we've got your current meltdown to entertain us. Now I
just have to see how long I can keep you on spin cycle. WEEEE!

<snicker>

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On Mon, 1 Apr 2013 16:22:21 +0000 (UTC), Bit put forth the notion that:


>
> news from AUK Peg-Boi {One Toddler of many} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>:
> Time to spin a toddler up again. Melt, Peg-Boi, melt.

> >The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate), in
> ><news:MPG.2bc2d1aeb...@news.alt.net> did thusly
> >write:
> >
> >> On Mon, 1 Apr 2013 04:13:17 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> >> Wrangler {One Of Four} put forth the notion that:
> >
> >>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
> >>> <snicker>
> >>>

> >>> Bit Rot in

> >>> <news:kjaf0j$cht$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> did thusly
> >>> write:
> >
> >>>> news from Thorny Crazyfixitpleaz.<theM...@lyin.rel>:
> >
> >>>>> sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Tr!pe) wrote:
> >
> >>>>>> Some prick called Seamus MacRae <sma...@live.ca.invalid> wrote:
> >
> >>>>>>> Foghorn Leghorn
> >
> >>>>>> JFTR that's my dead chicken.
> >
> >>>>> heh heh.. I would put a hand up for a couple of those also buuuut that
> >>>>> would then mean granting insight for the dweeb as to how
> >>>>> wrong IT is... an' WE cannot be seen to confusing that idiot any more
> >>>>> than the cyber.chicken it is now.. /guffaw
> >>>>>
> >>>>> While you were away?
> >>>>> BR went turncoat...after failing miserably on an adventure in
> >>>>> copying others approach to flushing out the e-bul-onez.
> >
> >

> >>>> ahhh the adventure of it all right?
> >>>> the adventure
> >>>> the adventure we set on which at the outset
> >>>> has had you mewling since
> >>>> in no giving an ear to your weblink input from your undertoad
> >
> >>> Murphy has an 'undertoad'? Who would be so sycophantic that
> >>> they'd actually *want* to be an 'under'-anything for
> >>> Morphing Murphy?
> >
> >>>> to that filthing cross-dresser's archives
> >
> >>> Still chasing ghosts, DonkeyFelcher? <snicker>
> >
> >>>>, archives you were so
> >>>> generous=============>\/
> >>>> to ferret out and send me?
> >
> >>> Admission that what I'd said prior was correct... that
> >>> Murphy had dug out all that incorrect information, then sent
> >>> it to you, and you believed it.
> >>>
> >>> You were so stupid as to believe _anything_ the Illucid
> >>> Fuckwit says, as is evidenced by your recent Kevin Todd
> >>> Filan freakout.
> >
> >> In Tommy's defense, he did get a HoT out of it.
> >
> >No, no TommyTard didn't.
>

> Are you.. you saying the 11 voters that prove you're a liar don't exist?
> <prepares mids for articles from 11 yes voters on the Feb AUK vote]
>
> Award: Hammer of Thor
> Nominee: Bit Rot
> Vote yes or No
>
> Yes 11
> No 2
> Abstain 2

>
>
> >But he *will* get a Bobo out of it.
>

> A revenge BOBO nomination by Rhonda Lights Kook Farts,
> and a second from a Xanax AUKer cheat,
> will be a coveted item for my collection.
>
> Hey!

Look at it this way: You didn't really deserve a HoT, but you can be
damned proud of your impending Bobo.

[kensi]

On 01/04/2013 2:05 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> On Mon, 1 Apr 2013 16:08:46 +0000 (UTC), Bit put forth the notion that:

>> While Toddler and I may have our differences,
>
> I think you mean "While I got trolled into sticking my neck out and
> claiming that {1 of 4} was no longer Derbyshire, but was now A Guy Named
> Todd, and the whole thing blew up in my face..."
>
>> one thing i know we *do* both enjoy
>> is watching liars and cheats like ricky sabian,
>> do the kook back-pedal.
>
> Not as long as we've got your current meltdown to entertain us. Now I
> just have to see how long I can keep you on spin cycle. WEEEE!
>
> <snicker>

Foam, foam, froth, froth.

*snicker*

Muahahahahaha! Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. The cracks
the Tetrarchy induced in the facade of the stauker cabal are now
widening into vast chasms. That they know we are purposely creating
their dischord does nothing to help them avoid it; they are helpless
before the might of their joint pwnz0rs, the Tetrarchy!

*munches more popcorn*

Now to see if your Tetrarchy-induced feud can grow, and drag on, to the
point of rendering you jointly eligible for an Itchy and Scratchy Award.

*evil snicker*

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On Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:51:03 -0400, kensi put forth the notion that:

>
> On 01/04/2013 2:05 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> > On Mon, 1 Apr 2013 16:08:46 +0000 (UTC), Bit put forth the notion that:
> >> While Toddler and I may have our differences,
> >
> > I think you mean "While I got trolled into sticking my neck out and
> > claiming that {1 of 4} was no longer Derbyshire, but was now A Guy Named
> > Todd, and the whole thing blew up in my face..."
> >
> >> one thing i know we *do* both enjoy
> >> is watching liars and cheats like ricky sabian,
> >> do the kook back-pedal.
> >
> > Not as long as we've got your current meltdown to entertain us. Now I
> > just have to see how long I can keep you on spin cycle. WEEEE!
> >
> > <snicker>
>
> Foam, foam, froth, froth.
>
> *snicker*
>
> Muahahahahaha! Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. The cracks
> the Tetrarchy induced in the facade of the stauker cabal are now
> widening into vast chasms. That they know we are purposely creating
> their dischord does nothing to help them avoid it; they are helpless
> before the might of their joint pwnz0rs, the Tetrarchy!
>
> *munches more popcorn*
>
> Now to see if your Tetrarchy-induced feud can grow, and drag on, to the
> point of rendering you jointly eligible for an Itchy and Scratchy Award.
>
> *evil snicker*

Tell the truth, Kensi... I mean Paul... I mean Todd... did you hand feed
Butt Rot that line of shit, or did he pluck it off a hook?

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On Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:55:54 -0400, kensi put forth the notion that:


>
> On 01/04/2013 12:22 PM, Shit Rot wrote:
> > news from A<SLAP!> Okay, okay! News from FNVW {1 of 4}:

> >> The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate), in
> >> <news:MPG.2bc2d1aeb...@news.alt.net> did thusly
> >> write:
> >>> In Tommy's defense, he did get a HoT out of it.
> >>
> >> No, no TommyTard didn't. But he *will* get a Bobo out of it.
> >

> > A revenge BOBO nomination by Rhonda Lights Kook Farts,
> > and a second from a Xanax AUKer cheat,
> > will be a coveted item for my collection.
> >
> > Hey!
>

> No surprise you can't read for comprehension.
>
> Hey!
>
> [ ]= Bobo Award; Nominated by Dick Stuckey
> (<MPG.2bbd4e54e...@news.eternal-september.org>); Second by
> China Blue White frogger (<kj7gul$ffe$2...@speranza.aioe.org>), BaronLurk
> (<4asel89e1ujgfk5va...@4ax.com>)
>
> Yep, the *nomination* was by Checkmate, not the second, and there were
> *two* seconders. Seems you're not very popular around here anymore,
> despite all the slurping you'd done. Maybe it was Scatboi exposing your
> many past crimes against the old cabal that wore out your welcome, or
> maybe just your all-around brainlessness. No matter.
>
> Though I *do* like the notion that you were brought down by lowly little
> Scatboi ... being manipulated, of course, by the Tetrarchy.
>
> *snicker*

"Todd". Even I have to admit that was a classic HL&S.

[Nadegda]

On Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:40:00 -0500, Stalemate wrote:

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Brain Rot plucked it off a hook that has ten thousand nyms, that
exceptionally idiotic useful idiot known as Murphy. But all of you have
drunk various things from that same poisoned well, and all of you will
eventually be as far gone as he is, with various different symptoms. It
is but a matter of time.

<snicker>

I wonder how many other people we can make you think we are before you
finally snap? Paul, Todd, and how many others? Tee hee.

You never did understand, did you? TRUE kookologists don't *need*
sockpuppets, because *true* kookologists know you kooks so well that a
mere push of a few buttons makes Murphy, or Scatboi, or you, or Gary
Burnore, etc. do our work for us. You are our *meat* puppets and you
dance so very well to our string tugging.

<snicker>

Ever wonder if maybe your own recent use of sock puppets wasn't actually
your own idea?

Nah.

You're probably *completely convinced* that you thought up the "Dick
Sockey" ruse yourself.

Of course, that guy in Inception thought breaking up that energy monopoly
he inherited was his own idea, too.

<snicker>

[Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries]

In article <MPG.2bc3de49f...@news.alt.net>,
Lunati...@The.Edge says...

>
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> Checkmate!
>
> On Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:55:54 -0400, kensi put forth the notion that:
>
>
> >
> > On 01/04/2013 12:22 PM, Shit Rot wrote:
> > > news from A<SLAP!> Okay, okay! News from FNVW {1 of 4}:
> > >> The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate), in
> > >> <news:MPG.2bc2d1aeb...@news.alt.net> did thusly
> > >> write:
> > >>> In Tommy's defense, he did get a HoT out of it.
> > >>
> > >> No, no TommyTard didn't. But he *will* get a Bobo out of it.
> > >
> > > A revenge BOBO nomination by Rhonda Lights Kook Farts,

WTF?

When did that happen? Is someone frogging me now?

> > > and a second from a Xanax AUKer cheat,
> > > will be a coveted item for my collection.
> > >
> > > Hey!
> >
> > No surprise you can't read for comprehension.
> >
> > Hey!
> >
> > [ ]= Bobo Award; Nominated by Dick Stuckey
> > (<MPG.2bbd4e54e...@news.eternal-september.org>); Second by
> > China Blue White frogger (<kj7gul$ffe$2...@speranza.aioe.org>), BaronLurk
> > (<4asel89e1ujgfk5va...@4ax.com>)
> >
> > Yep, the *nomination* was by Checkmate, not the second, and there were
> > *two* seconders. Seems you're not very popular around here anymore,
> > despite all the slurping you'd done. Maybe it was Scatboi exposing your
> > many past crimes against the old cabal that wore out your welcome, or
> > maybe just your all-around brainlessness. No matter.
> >
> > Though I *do* like the notion that you were brought down by lowly little
> > Scatboi ... being manipulated, of course, by the Tetrarchy.
> >
> > *snicker*
>
> "Todd". Even I have to admit that was a classic HL&S.

Kind of disturbing, actually, to drag in a non-player who seems to have
gone his way years ago.

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On Mon, 1 Apr 2013 20:31:20 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries put forth the

notion that:


>
> In article <MPG.2bc3de49f...@news.alt.net>,
> Lunati...@The.Edge says...
> >
> > Warning! Alwatys wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> > On Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:55:54 -0400, kensi put forth the notion that:
> >
> >
> > >
> > > On 01/04/2013 12:22 PM, Shit Rot wrote:
> > > > news from A<SLAP!> Okay, okay! News from FNVW {1 of 4}:
> > > >> The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate), in
> > > >> <news:MPG.2bc2d1aeb...@news.alt.net> did thusly
> > > >> write:
> > > >>> In Tommy's defense, he did get a HoT out of it.
> > > >>
> > > >> No, no TommyTard didn't. But he *will* get a Bobo out of it.
> > > >
> > > > A revenge BOBO nomination by Rhonda Lights Kook Farts,
>
> WTF?
>
> When did that happen? Is someone frogging me now?

No, someone's just mad as a box of frogs.

> > > > and a second from a Xanax AUKer cheat,
> > > > will be a coveted item for my collection.
> > > >
> > > > Hey!
> > >
> > > No surprise you can't read for comprehension.
> > >
> > > Hey!
> > >
> > > [ ]= Bobo Award; Nominated by Dick Stuckey
> > > (<MPG.2bbd4e54e...@news.eternal-september.org>); Second by
> > > China Blue White frogger (<kj7gul$ffe$2...@speranza.aioe.org>), BaronLurk
> > > (<4asel89e1ujgfk5va...@4ax.com>)
> > >
> > > Yep, the *nomination* was by Checkmate, not the second, and there were
> > > *two* seconders. Seems you're not very popular around here anymore,
> > > despite all the slurping you'd done. Maybe it was Scatboi exposing your
> > > many past crimes against the old cabal that wore out your welcome, or
> > > maybe just your all-around brainlessness. No matter.
> > >
> > > Though I *do* like the notion that you were brought down by lowly little
> > > Scatboi ... being manipulated, of course, by the Tetrarchy.
> > >
> > > *snicker*
> >
> > "Todd". Even I have to admit that was a classic HL&S.
>
> Kind of disturbing, actually, to drag in a non-player who seems to have
> gone his way years ago.

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> posts by Checkmate!
>
> On Mon, 1 Apr 2013 20:31:20 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries put forth the
> notion that:
>
>
>>
>> In article <MPG.2bc3de49f...@news.alt.net>,
>> Lunati...@The.Edge says...
>>>
>>> Warning! Alwatys wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>> posts by Checkmate!
>>>
>>> On Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:55:54 -0400, kensi put forth the notion that:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On 01/04/2013 12:22 PM, Shit Rot wrote:
>>>>> news from A<SLAP!> Okay, okay! News from FNVW {1 of 4}:
>>>>>> The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate), in
>>>>>> <news:MPG.2bc2d1aeb...@news.alt.net> did thusly
>>>>>> write:
>>>>>>> In Tommy's defense, he did get a HoT out of it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, no TommyTard didn't. But he *will* get a Bobo out of it.
>>>>>
>>>>> A revenge BOBO nomination by Rhonda Lights Kook Farts,
>>
>> WTF?
>>
>> When did that happen? Is someone frogging me now?
>
> No, someone's just mad as a box of frogs.
>
>

agitated as a carton of pollywogs

[Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries]

In article <MPG.2bc3ecee1...@news.alt.net>,

Lunati...@The.Edge says...
>
> Warning! Alwatys wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> On Mon, 1 Apr 2013 20:31:20 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries put forth the
> notion that:
>
>
> >
> > In article <MPG.2bc3de49f...@news.alt.net>,
> > Lunati...@The.Edge says...
> > >
> > > Warning! Alwatys wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > > Checkmate!
> > >
> > > On Mon, 01 Apr 2013 16:55:54 -0400, kensi put forth the notion that:
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > On 01/04/2013 12:22 PM, Shit Rot wrote:
> > > > > news from A<SLAP!> Okay, okay! News from FNVW {1 of 4}:
> > > > >> The Fat Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate), in
> > > > >> <news:MPG.2bc2d1aeb...@news.alt.net> did thusly
> > > > >> write:
> > > > >>> In Tommy's defense, he did get a HoT out of it.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> No, no TommyTard didn't. But he *will* get a Bobo out of it.
> > > > >
> > > > > A revenge BOBO nomination by Rhonda Lights Kook Farts,
> >
> > WTF?
> >
> > When did that happen? Is someone frogging me now?
>
> No, someone's just mad as a box of frogs.

Oh. That.

I think that in the entire time I've been in auk, I've never nominated
anyone for anything. I've only seconded a few nominations, and I don't
often vote.

(I foresee awards coming out of this debacle, but I'm no longer
entirely sure who's getting what from whom.)

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

On Mon, 1 Apr 2013 21:43:03 -0400, Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries put forth the

I see a Bobo in Butt Rot's future.

> > > > > > and a second from a Xanax AUKer cheat,
> > > > > > will be a coveted item for my collection.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hey!
> > > > >
> > > > > No surprise you can't read for comprehension.
> > > > >
> > > > > Hey!
> > > > >
> > > > > [ ]= Bobo Award; Nominated by Dick Stuckey
> > > > > (<MPG.2bbd4e54e...@news.eternal-september.org>); Second by
> > > > > China Blue White frogger (<kj7gul$ffe$2...@speranza.aioe.org>), BaronLurk
> > > > > (<4asel89e1ujgfk5va...@4ax.com>)
> > > > >
> > > > > Yep, the *nomination* was by Checkmate, not the second, and there were
> > > > > *two* seconders. Seems you're not very popular around here anymore,
> > > > > despite all the slurping you'd done. Maybe it was Scatboi exposing your
> > > > > many past crimes against the old cabal that wore out your welcome, or
> > > > > maybe just your all-around brainlessness. No matter.
> > > > >
> > > > > Though I *do* like the notion that you were brought down by lowly little
> > > > > Scatboi ... being manipulated, of course, by the Tetrarchy.
> > > > >
> > > > > *snicker*
> > > >
> > > > "Todd". Even I have to admit that was a classic HL&S.
> > >
> > > Kind of disturbing, actually, to drag in a non-player who seems to have
> > > gone his way years ago.

[Checkmate]

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On Mon, 1 Apr 2013 18:45:32 -0700, % put forth the notion that:

Trolled as a tub of tadpoles.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�]

"kensi" <kkensi...@gmail.invalid> wrote in message
news:kjcrvq$t7s$1...@speranza.aioe.org...

> On 01/04/2013 2:05 PM, Checkmate wrote:
>> On Mon, 1 Apr 2013 16:08:46 +0000 (UTC), Bit put forth the notion that:
>>> While Toddler and I may have our differences,
>>
>> I think you mean "While I got trolled into sticking my neck out and
>> claiming that {1 of 4} was no longer Derbyshire, but was now A Guy Named
>> Todd, and the whole thing blew up in my face..."
>>
>>> one thing i know we *do* both enjoy
>>> is watching liars and cheats like ricky sabian,
>>> do the kook back-pedal.
>>
>> Not as long as we've got your current meltdown to entertain us. Now I
>> just have to see how long I can keep you on spin cycle. WEEEE!
>>
>> <snicker>
>
> Foam, foam, froth, froth.
>
> *snicker*
>
> Muahahahahaha! Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen. The cracks the
> Tetrarchy induced in the facade of the stauker cabal are now widening into
> vast chasms. That they know we are purposely creating their dischord does
> nothing to help them avoid it; they are helpless before the might of their
> joint pwnz0rs, the Tetrarchy!
>
> *munches more popcorn*
>
> Now to see if your Tetrarchy-induced feud can grow, and drag on, to the
> point of rendering you jointly eligible for an Itchy and Scratchy Award.
>
> *evil snicker*

If you're really accomplished trolls like Yours Truly, the Tetrarchy
will nurture and guide with uncommon expertise, the results of which
efforts will be another k00ksuit.

Let the fun begin!!!

--
Sir Gregory

[kensi]

On 02/04/2013 3:48 PM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq� wrote:
> If you're really accomplished trolls like Yours Truly, the Tetrarchy
> will nurture and guide with uncommon expertise, the results of which
> efforts will be another k00ksuit.

What do you mean, "if"? Haven't you noticed how this newsgroup has slid
into utter chaos? And comparing us to that dweeb Johnny Donut is setting
the bar a mite low, don't you think?

*snicker*

> Let the fun begin!!!

Popcorn?

*snicker*

--
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks

"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here." ~Checkmate