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Sep 22, 2021, 12:34:15 AM9/22/21
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On Tue, 21 Sep 2021 21:34:10 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; %
<purse...@gmail.com> determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<Z66dnXsU_bzfL9f8...@giganews.com>:

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that's good for idjits who squirrel away money waiting for it to become more and more worthless.

i invest in knowledge and torlling steve.

"4 out of 5 pet rocks" won't comment on this poast...

On Sun, 30 May 2021 12:23:08 +0000 (UTC), LO AND BEHOLD; Red Elephant
<no...@yourbusiness.com> determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<s9003c$6mc$1...@gioia.aioe.org>:

✡ That Jen creature is still gone? HAHAHAAH Love it Fucking gender queers

https://ibb.co/HKHGK5z https://ibb.co/fFK3bMT https://ibb.co/TtBrHtY

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THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

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"Also, it makes you look intellectually weak if you constantly spout derogatory opinions about people, but can never back any of them up with valid reasons. In alt.checkmate, someone will challenge that every time." - _The Most Ironic Thing Ever Said_ by Checkmate in <MPG.3a6d564ad...@news.alt.net>

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"Starting with the World's Ugliest Chimp, Maxine Waters. That bitch is
hideous! It's no wonder "she always mad," to put it ebonically." - Checkmate "looking intellectually weak" (and racist AF) in <MPG.3a81d71c7...@news.alt.net>

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"Subject: THE GREAT MASK MYTH... UNMASKED" - Checkmate the anti-masker in https://groups.google.com/g/alt.checkmate/c/ROknxOsPeEE/m/I-cujRAzBQAJ

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"Conservatives aren't looking for a war. Libtards are planning one, and it
starts with the cowardly antifa punks who dress in black, cover their
faces, wear helmets, and surround elderly citizens, poking them with
metal-tipped umbrellas. You know, like fascists." - another borken prediction from Checkmate (umbrella guy was later found to be a fascist) in <cue77g....@news.alt.net>

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"It will always be with you. Why do you think I hate those bastards as much as I do? I've been watching a lecture series on the history of the muzzies... many hour's worth, in fact, and the muzzies have been that way for thousands of years. It's in their culture. Every few hundred years, they try to invade Europe or some other region nearby, and have to be beaten back. They just need to be eliminated to whatever extent that's possible. You can't kill ideas completely, but you can set them back a few generations when necessary.

One important distinction between islam and christianity, is both religions have historically used their "beliefs" as a means to control the ignorant Unwashed Masses, only Western civilization became educated enough to take that power away from the clergy. The muzzies like their citizens to remain dumb, brainwashed, and obedient. That's why the radical ones are nearly all from The Land That Time Forgot. They're still stuck back in the fourteenth century, and suffer from the delusional notion that they're going to drag the rest of the world back there with them. As I see it, there's only one solution to that problem, and it's the same one we use to rid ourselves of rats, cockroaches, and other vermin." - Checkmate said this psycho lunatic shit in <MPG.34138d3d6...@news.altopia.com>

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"What you see happening in Europe now... defiant muzzies openly proclaiming that they have no desire to "assimilate" or co-exist with Europeans, and stating that their objective is to turn all of Europe into a muzzie dominated region under sharia law, is the harbinger of what they have planned for the US. To what extent they'll be successful with that here can be debated, but should not be underestimated. I wish I could share your optimism in that regard, but I don't.

Terror attacks are only one page out of the muzzie play book. They serve more as a distraction. The real goal is occupation, and that's already well underway. They've got that frog pretty well boiled in Europe now, and they're getting bolder by the day. The longer the Europeans wait to do something about it, the harder it's going to be TO do anything about it. It may already be too late IMO. This is going to get real messy in a hurry." - Checkmate crying about some bullshit about muslims in europe that's he's convinced himself is true.

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"Bitches don't get to use the Pussy Card when they initiate an
assault." - Cuckmate the Wonder Klown in <dfrauh.8...@news.alt.net>

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"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this seems to be the new norm in the world. It's spreading like a cancer, and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil. We need to put an end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell everywhere. We need to get these people out of every civilized country, and there's only one way to do it. IOW, we have to become like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Herr Fuhrer Checkmate (of alt.checkmate)

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"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously unenforced immigration policies is working. We'll deal with the domestic terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie terrorists get a foothold in our country too. One need only look at what they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

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"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

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STOP! (janithor time.):

i hope his sails weren't torn asunder with words on a screen, or
somesuch, but also i hope that his pain is not as bad as the murderguy
who got hit with a skateboard. - anynonymous

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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

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"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic...@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <MPG.32c5bfef...@news.altopia.com>

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"I wasn't even aware that I HAD a religion. I'm pretty-much against all of The Big Three, but the muzzies are at the top of the list." - Checkmate

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"Such "places of worship" are terrorist breeding grounds, as has been proven on many occasions. Please refrain from morphing out of my
killfile." - Checkmate on his belief that all Mosques are where terrorists are.

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"Is Pussy Willow saying you're a bigger nazi puke than me? You didn't even suggest that maybe we ought to burn down all the mosques. This just isn't fair!" - Checkmate admits to suggesting burning down mosques.

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"The world IS shit, and getting closer to hitting the fan every day. We'll be at war before the end of this decade, and nearly everybody
already knows it." - Checkmate teh war hawk, in 2017

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Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016

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Sep 22, 2021, 1:02:54 AM9/22/21
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On Tue, 21 Sep 2021 21:34:10 -0700, % wrote:

> .
>
> yay

I do every year. :-)

Checkmate

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Sep 22, 2021, 1:48:02 AM9/22/21
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Tue, 21 Sep 2021 23:45:55 -0500, ??????????Jen?????????? Dershmender
???????????????????? had the audacity to say the following:


> that's good for idjits who squirrel away money waiting for it to become more and more worthless.
>
> i invest in knowledge and torlling steve.
>

And just look at you now... a dumpster diver part-time bicycle repair
person (she, her) living in the basement of a HalfaHouse and farming
toadstools in buckets of garbage.

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Sep 22, 2021, 3:48:43 PM9/22/21
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if you do you're heading for disaster

pandora

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Sep 22, 2021, 6:09:00 PM9/22/21
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I am anyway. Can't take it with me and my kids are encouraging me to
spend it while I'm alive so I am doing so.

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Sep 22, 2021, 6:42:56 PM9/22/21
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what are you spending it on

pandora

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Sep 22, 2021, 6:52:34 PM9/22/21
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Mostly my garden and the casinos and a new car every three years.

Checkmate

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Sep 22, 2021, 8:53:16 PM9/22/21
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Wed, 22 Sep 2021 17:52:29 -0500, pandora had the audacity to say the
following:


>
I'm going to set up a gofundme page. Can I count on your support?

pandora

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Sep 23, 2021, 12:02:32 PM9/23/21
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On Wed, 22 Sep 2021 17:53:10 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Wed, 22 Sep 2021 17:52:29 -0500, pandora had the audacity to say the
> following:
>
>
>
>> On Wed, 22 Sep 2021 15:42:51 -0700, % wrote:
>>
>> > On 2021-09-22 3:08 p.m., pandora wrote:
>> >> On Wed, 22 Sep 2021 12:48:37 -0700, % wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> On 2021-09-21 10:02 p.m., pandora wrote:
>> >>>> On Tue, 21 Sep 2021 21:34:10 -0700, % wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> .
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> yay
>> >>>>
>> >>>> I do every year. :-)
>> >>>>
>> >>> if you do you're heading for disaster
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> I am anyway. Can't take it with me and my kids are encouraging me
>> >> to spend it while I'm alive so I am doing so.
>> >>
>> > what are you spending it on
>>
>>
>> Mostly my garden and the casinos and a new car every three years.
>
> I'm going to set up a gofundme page. Can I count on your support?


Hell no. You've got your own stash. We're the lucky ones.

Checkmate

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Sep 23, 2021, 12:14:42 PM9/23/21
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate.

On Thu, 23 Sep 2021 11:02:27 -0500, pandora had the audacity to say the
following:


>
> On Wed, 22 Sep 2021 17:53:10 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate.
> >
> > On Wed, 22 Sep 2021 17:52:29 -0500, pandora had the audacity to say the
> > following:
> >
> >
> >
> >> On Wed, 22 Sep 2021 15:42:51 -0700, % wrote:
> >>
> >> > On 2021-09-22 3:08 p.m., pandora wrote:
> >> >> On Wed, 22 Sep 2021 12:48:37 -0700, % wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> On 2021-09-21 10:02 p.m., pandora wrote:
> >> >>>> On Tue, 21 Sep 2021 21:34:10 -0700, % wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>> .
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> yay
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> I do every year. :-)
> >> >>>>
> >> >>> if you do you're heading for disaster
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> I am anyway. Can't take it with me and my kids are encouraging me
> >> >> to spend it while I'm alive so I am doing so.
> >> >>
> >> > what are you spending it on
> >>
> >>
> >> Mostly my garden and the casinos and a new car every three years.
> >
> > I'm going to set up a gofundme page. Can I count on your support?
>
>
> Hell no. You've got your own stash. We're the lucky ones.

Yeah, but I have a feeling your stash is bigger.

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Sep 23, 2021, 12:30:32 PM9/23/21
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that's because she really has a stash

Checkmate

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Sep 23, 2021, 12:43:10 PM9/23/21
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On Thu, 23 Sep 2021 09:30:25 -0700, % had the audacity to say the
And you don't... sucks to be you.

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Sep 23, 2021, 12:44:55 PM9/23/21
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oh it does , oh it does

pandora

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Sep 23, 2021, 1:24:17 PM9/23/21
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Possibly. I DO have most of it set aside for the grandkids' college
expenses though.

Checkmate

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On Thu, 23 Sep 2021 12:24:11 -0500, pandora had the audacity to say the
I hope they find a real college to go to. I'm amazed at the crap some of
these "professors" are teaching today.

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Sep 23, 2021, 9:27:26 PM9/23/21
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yea , women couldn't smoke in public

roach

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Sep 23, 2021, 9:39:49 PM9/23/21
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why should they have to double up anyway ??

pandora

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Sep 23, 2021, 10:24:41 PM9/23/21
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They are mostly interested in Math, Science and Mechanical Engineering.

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Sep 23, 2021, 10:35:32 PM9/23/21
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and no decent man would marry a woman that didn't ride side saddle

Checkmate

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On Thu, 23 Sep 2021 21:24:36 -0500, pandora had the audacity to say the
That's where the best futures are, assuming everything doesn't go to hell
in the meantime. That Xi Jinpig guy is really starting to concern me.

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Sep 24, 2021, 12:08:03 AM9/24/21
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they've adjusted covid so it only gets americans ,
fill your back pack with all you can carry and ,
hit the trail to the klondike and then head east

pandora

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Sep 24, 2021, 11:35:49 AM9/24/21
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Indeed. I didn't raise no stupid grandchildren. And yeah, I'm worried
about that guy too.
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