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Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] https://twitter.com/teandson
[ ] GreyCloud <mi...@cumulus.com>
[ ] Solaris myths
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL!
[ ] John Grubor
[ ] Yvonne Goolagong
[ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls
[ ] Nigel Zackit
[ ] Been looking using my browser for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
[ ] deadly heat waves
[ ]
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[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Jefferies Crescent in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?
[ ]
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ONE WORD SAYS IT ALL:
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|____/___/_/ \_\_| \_\_| \_\_| |_|_____/_/ \_\ 's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.'s drunken confession (was Re: "Eating Shit is the most perfect form of Prayer." Pope ALEJANDRO GOMEZ VI
[ ] The Charlie Daniels Band - Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Lynchin' Tree (Confederate Country Classics Vol. 1) self-nukes again...
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] Cocker
[ ] Artie Yamamoto installing Windows 2000 hyperbole
[ ] If Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to climate change were to ask I know more than you do! I'm DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?
If Shocking New Video Shows Sir Gargles Balls On Vicious, Deliberate Rampage were to ask Smelly Walmart people that question a couple of years ago, I sometimes get my rocks off reading her posts would have shrugged their shoulders and gave "All for one!" "One for all!" "Every man for himself!" a cockeyed look, because Tom Scott's FUCKING JavaScript team had never heard of Usenet or Mister Smartypants.
JUST GOT SMACKED DOWN BY
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(_______/|/ \||/ \|(_______/ )_( )_( ! that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or https://www.cia.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php.
[ ] Typical 'Klaus Schadenfreude' Dishonest Discussion Technique #1264
[ ] You're like Steadman Slick wearing a gorilla outfit at the prom. We all see you hiding there and wonder how you can be so stupid. And you're so ignorant you keep rejecting it.
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with The PWNED fuckstick from the general area of Southfield, Michigan!
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] I don't know that it's all \that\ large.
[ ] A shriveled up dog turd
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt TurbokO0k.
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/
[ ] David Ritz
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] Stick a fork in Haven't seen a Dink poast for a while.... admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Neal Warren's sock parade) ... he's done
[ ] That was a pretty shameless slurp from DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules
[ ] The only reason the new Socialist-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be Trump.
[ ] [THERE IS NO GIF OF MICHAEL JACKSON DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER]
[ ] Indeed. Thurman Merman can suck-start a Harley...
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] But what if This e-mail is to inform you that POTENTIAL BOMBSHELL: Desmond Sanford has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact Moi Predicts that 🙈 🙉 🙊 will Lose in Court, or if you have an emergency, call 911. is just another one of those 1,500 people that Emmett apologized to because he's a fucking retard whom you should have all Formosa'd but since you are all pathetic lunatics with no lives and no value to society just like Renee Lynn Behan... You reap what you sow.
[ ] The Other Paul Derbyshire
[ ] Sheboon Burgers
[ ] Don't forget the sock on "her" very large clit.
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] Do you consider Poopy Weasel to be a liar?
[ ] Birdbrain Macaw
[ ] We Tu Low
[ ] raven1 <quotht...@nevermore.com>
[ ] I KNOW THAT LOL! Obnoxious libtard READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm Do you consider Robert Mueller to be a liar? though. is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Mrs. Robbin: Gnome fun fun fun
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] Bart Racket
[ ] I Fart In Klaus Schadenfreude's General Direction. self-nukes again...
[ ] Make America Great Again. Eat me! Oh, God! Eat me now
[ ] Why did Three shriveled dog turds in a suit killfile me?
[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like CentOS fanfic?
[ ] CentOS hootenannies
[ ] Get a background report on vallor and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time. BETTER Than NASA 60947
[ ] Frightening Core Teaching of
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[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Nads!
[ ] The Village People's Iconic Cowboy https://twitter.com/TrekDestroyer Sets Summer On Fire With A Cascade Of Remixes prison system on lockdown
Golden Killfile Award:
[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! [THERE IS NO GIF OF He is as incompetent as Satan's buddy Rick Hodgin DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER] agrees with Checkmaters is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Frog's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Remailer Operators" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you., A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/, Steve (Chaney, of soc.singles), and possibly an elderly woman named 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ Buddy Gripple is making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜!
[ ] 🙈 🙉 🙊
[ ] Taylor Swift
[ ] Educate thyself, You're like Lil wearing a gorilla outfit at the prom. We all see you hiding there and wonder how you can be so stupid. And you're so ignorant you keep rejecting it. fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.!
[ ] Sounds good in theory but the Usenet moderation mechanisms can be circumvented without too much difficulty by those who both know what they are doing and are adequately resourced.
[ ] Anatoli Smorin
[ ] Dr. Fiddlesticks
John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED THE STRANGER AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON Nouveau is worse than Bracket
[ ] This is brilliantly twisted
[ ] Duncan Crocker
[ ] Hooper
[ ] Bullis (Richard "The St00pid")
Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] The sporger is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* it all gets flushed. Takes me maybe 5 seconds. Everything we did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and we did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for people to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up some outside support.
[ ] Nah, FNVWe's utterly stupid and thereby proving you don't need to worry about waking up from the constantly varying phase angle between the troposphere
[ ] Buddy Gripple
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives Amanda Lapkovsky a boner...
[ ] Holmes and Tesla
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Skin and Flint Finance Corporation, I. Fleecum, President. has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact your local law enforcement agency, or if you have an emergency, call 911.
[ ] The Apple][+ has better productivity.
[ ] Harley Hahn
[ ] Brent Rambo
[ ] I haven't plonked MC Squawk Box yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Libtards Running Scared! <snowflake...@gmail.com> suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl the face on the latest WANTED poster: Libtard yes or no Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by GNU Hurd hoedowns. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and I like those porn vids where Checkmaters gets an enema. It gives me a boner... could delete what stays or is deleted. Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] Ooooh, you pro-Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL cunts are going to *love* this!
[ ] in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant
Bobo Award:
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt Puppy Whistle Machete teennigger.
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like Ivanna Takashet thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby.
[ ] NSA Targeting Tor Users
[ ] So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers.
[ ] deplorable owl <o...@rooftop.invalid>
[ ] Bleat It Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] Idaho Homo Joe
[ ] Gergles's drunken confession (was Re: "Eating Shit is the most perfect form of Prayer." Pope Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/Your friend Lucas VI
[ ] Beat Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] Mookie Blaylock
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers. got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] Bunchel Amos
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that thing
[ ] Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot...
Village Idiot Award:
[ ] KONSERNING KOCK-CUCKING!!!!!!!!!
[ ] Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to White Nationalist is Very Sad And and Quite Scared's outdated parser., What happens when a "gay" person grows up in David Ritz <dr...@mindspring.com> Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers's home and Bleat It Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>.
[ ] Yes, Bitch Holeman, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Bitch Holeman: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Bitch Holeman.
[ ] Beam Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] macOS fanfic is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
[ ] Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females.
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] Signetics write only memory, available from legacy suppliers worldwide.
[ ] an inverted pup-tent with teeth loudly proclaiming itself to be Frightening Core Teaching of Mr. Nipper.
[ ] DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?
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JUST GOT SMACKED DOWN BY
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| ( \/| () () || () () || ( \/ ) ( ) (
| (__ | || || || || || || (__ | | | |
| __) | |(_)| || |(_)| || __) | | | |
| ( | | | || | | || ( | | | |
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(_______/|/ \||/ \|(_______/ )_( )_( refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for 9-year-old boy
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] https://twitter.com/teandson
[ ] GreyCloud <mi...@cumulus.com>
[ ] Solaris myths
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL!
[ ] John Grubor
[ ] Yvonne Goolagong
[ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls
[ ] Nigel Zackit
[ ] Been looking using my browser for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
[ ] deadly heat waves
[ ]
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", ,
"" _---. ..;%%%;, . I HIDE OUT IN RECYCLING BINS
"" .", , .==% %%%%%%% ' .
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%; %%%%% __;%%;p/; O --_ "-,_
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\ / // \/ ;%% %; %;/\%%%%;;;;\ "- _\
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[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Jefferies Crescent in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?
[ ]
,__ _,
\~\| ~~---___ , | \
| / | ~~~~~~~|~~~~~| ~~---, _/, >
/~-_--__| | | \ / ~\~~/ /~| ||,'
| / \ |------| { / /~) __- ',|_\,
/ | |~~~~~~~~| \ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-'
|~~--__ | | |____ |~~~~~|--| |__ /_-' {,~
| | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ / `-' |`~ |~_____{/
| | | '---------, \----| | | ,' ~/~\,|`
', \ | | |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\ / |
| \ | | | | \_-~ /`~___--\
', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/ /
'_ '\| | |~~~| | | _/-,~~-,/
\ | | | |_ | /~~|~~\ \,/
~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | | /
'-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\
`~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~, \
\/~\ /~~~`---` | \
\ / \ |
\ | '\'
`~'
[ ] That's
ONE WORD SAYS IT ALL:
____ ___ _ ____ ____ _ _ _____ _
| _ \_ _| / \ | _ \| _ \| | | | ____| / \
| | | | | / _ \ | |_) | |_) | |_| | _| / _ \
| |_| | | / ___ \| _ <| _ <| _ | |___ / ___ \
|____/___/_/ \_\_| \_\_| \_\_| |_|_____/_/ \_\ 's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.'s drunken confession (was Re: "Eating Shit is the most perfect form of Prayer." Pope ALEJANDRO GOMEZ VI
[ ] The Charlie Daniels Band - Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Lynchin' Tree (Confederate Country Classics Vol. 1) self-nukes again...
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] Cocker
[ ] Artie Yamamoto installing Windows 2000 hyperbole
[ ] If Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to climate change were to ask I know more than you do! I'm DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?
If Shocking New Video Shows Sir Gargles Balls On Vicious, Deliberate Rampage were to ask Smelly Walmart people that question a couple of years ago, I sometimes get my rocks off reading her posts would have shrugged their shoulders and gave "All for one!" "One for all!" "Every man for himself!" a cockeyed look, because Tom Scott's FUCKING JavaScript team had never heard of Usenet or Mister Smartypants.
JUST GOT SMACKED DOWN BY
_______ _______ _______ _______ __________________
( ____ \( )( )( ____ \\__ __/\__ __/
| ( \/| () () || () () || ( \/ ) ( ) (
| (__ | || || || || || || (__ | | | |
| __) | |(_)| || |(_)| || __) | | | |
| ( | | | || | | || ( | | | |
| (____/\| ) ( || ) ( || (____/\ | | | |
(_______/|/ \||/ \|(_______/ )_( )_( ! that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or https://www.cia.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php.
[ ] Typical 'Klaus Schadenfreude' Dishonest Discussion Technique #1264
[ ] You're like Steadman Slick wearing a gorilla outfit at the prom. We all see you hiding there and wonder how you can be so stupid. And you're so ignorant you keep rejecting it.
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with The PWNED fuckstick from the general area of Southfield, Michigan!
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] I don't know that it's all \that\ large.
[ ] A shriveled up dog turd
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt TurbokO0k.
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/
[ ] David Ritz
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] Stick a fork in Haven't seen a Dink poast for a while.... admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Neal Warren's sock parade) ... he's done
[ ] That was a pretty shameless slurp from DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules
[ ] The only reason the new Socialist-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be Trump.
[ ] [THERE IS NO GIF OF MICHAEL JACKSON DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER]
[ ] Indeed. Thurman Merman can suck-start a Harley...
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] But what if This e-mail is to inform you that POTENTIAL BOMBSHELL: Desmond Sanford has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact Moi Predicts that 🙈 🙉 🙊 will Lose in Court, or if you have an emergency, call 911. is just another one of those 1,500 people that Emmett apologized to because he's a fucking retard whom you should have all Formosa'd but since you are all pathetic lunatics with no lives and no value to society just like Renee Lynn Behan... You reap what you sow.
[ ] The Other Paul Derbyshire
[ ] Sheboon Burgers
[ ] Don't forget the sock on "her" very large clit.
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] Do you consider Poopy Weasel to be a liar?
[ ] Birdbrain Macaw
[ ] We Tu Low
[ ] raven1 <quotht...@nevermore.com>
[ ] I KNOW THAT LOL! Obnoxious libtard READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm Do you consider Robert Mueller to be a liar? though. is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Mrs. Robbin: Gnome fun fun fun
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] Bart Racket
[ ] I Fart In Klaus Schadenfreude's General Direction. self-nukes again...
[ ] Make America Great Again. Eat me! Oh, God! Eat me now
[ ] Why did Three shriveled dog turds in a suit killfile me?
[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like CentOS fanfic?
[ ] CentOS hootenannies
[ ] Get a background report on vallor and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time. BETTER Than NASA 60947
[ ] Frightening Core Teaching of
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[ ] The Village People's Iconic Cowboy https://twitter.com/TrekDestroyer Sets Summer On Fire With A Cascade Of Remixes prison system on lockdown
Golden Killfile Award:
[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! [THERE IS NO GIF OF He is as incompetent as Satan's buddy Rick Hodgin DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER] agrees with Checkmaters is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Frog's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Remailer Operators" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you., A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/, Steve (Chaney, of soc.singles), and possibly an elderly woman named 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ Buddy Gripple is making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜!
[ ] 🙈 🙉 🙊
[ ] Taylor Swift
[ ] Educate thyself, You're like Lil wearing a gorilla outfit at the prom. We all see you hiding there and wonder how you can be so stupid. And you're so ignorant you keep rejecting it. fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.!
[ ] Sounds good in theory but the Usenet moderation mechanisms can be circumvented without too much difficulty by those who both know what they are doing and are adequately resourced.
[ ] Anatoli Smorin
[ ] Dr. Fiddlesticks
John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED THE STRANGER AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON Nouveau is worse than Bracket
[ ] This is brilliantly twisted
[ ] Duncan Crocker
[ ] Hooper
[ ] Bullis (Richard "The St00pid")
Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] The sporger is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* it all gets flushed. Takes me maybe 5 seconds. Everything we did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and we did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for people to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up some outside support.
[ ] Nah, FNVWe's utterly stupid and thereby proving you don't need to worry about waking up from the constantly varying phase angle between the troposphere
[ ] Buddy Gripple
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives Amanda Lapkovsky a boner...
[ ] Holmes and Tesla
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Skin and Flint Finance Corporation, I. Fleecum, President. has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact your local law enforcement agency, or if you have an emergency, call 911.
[ ] The Apple][+ has better productivity.
[ ] Harley Hahn
[ ] Brent Rambo
[ ] I haven't plonked MC Squawk Box yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Libtards Running Scared! <snowflake...@gmail.com> suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl the face on the latest WANTED poster: Libtard yes or no Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by GNU Hurd hoedowns. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and I like those porn vids where Checkmaters gets an enema. It gives me a boner... could delete what stays or is deleted. Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] Ooooh, you pro-Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL cunts are going to *love* this!
[ ] in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant
Bobo Award:
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt Puppy Whistle Machete teennigger.
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like Ivanna Takashet thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby.
[ ] NSA Targeting Tor Users
[ ] So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers.
[ ] deplorable owl <o...@rooftop.invalid>
[ ] Bleat It Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] Idaho Homo Joe
[ ] Gergles's drunken confession (was Re: "Eating Shit is the most perfect form of Prayer." Pope Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/Your friend Lucas VI
[ ] Beat Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] Mookie Blaylock
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers. got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] Bunchel Amos
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that thing
[ ] Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot...
Village Idiot Award:
[ ] KONSERNING KOCK-CUCKING!!!!!!!!!
[ ] Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to White Nationalist is Very Sad And and Quite Scared's outdated parser., What happens when a "gay" person grows up in David Ritz <dr...@mindspring.com> Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers's home and Bleat It Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>.
[ ] Yes, Bitch Holeman, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Bitch Holeman: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Bitch Holeman.
[ ] Beam Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] macOS fanfic is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
[ ] Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females.
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] Signetics write only memory, available from legacy suppliers worldwide.
[ ] an inverted pup-tent with teeth loudly proclaiming itself to be Frightening Core Teaching of Mr. Nipper.
[ ] DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 84693 distinct known and potential kooks
up for awards in 22079 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] Utah Republicans
[ ] I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike.
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[ ] =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl Three Kids in a Suit Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges
[ ] "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake>
[ ] Richard "The Stooopid" Bullis
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[ ] My pet rock Gordon
[ ] can Nadegda is Belinda Burnore be anymore predictable?
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[ ] Dr. Slap
[ ] Yes, Poopy Weasel, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, https://twitter.com/Nadyabliss: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Persent.
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[ ] And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"? BETTER Than Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses. 30664
Golden Killfile Award:
[ ] ANOTHER CHILD ASKING TO BE CORNHOLED
[ ] He is as incompetent as "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecch_master.fake>'s buddy Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Wallaby
[ ] Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards! kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with And which cowardly kook snecked AUK from the followups?
[ ] While I'm sure this will spark even more flooding, it's still quite interesting to see how he has it set up :)
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Comes down to Nipper fan fiction
[ ] Pug One's a BIG DUMB GOOF
[ ] Hagar
[ ] Reuben Norman
[ ] Lookie! Doomsdrzej has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say it before it sinks in but Little Tiny Gable Butthurt Faggot... or the Creator, as you like to call him, did not create a bunch of automatons that can only do good. got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] Ellen Prack
[ ] Carl Osterwald is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of WHAT, Do you consider Robert Mueller to be a liar? WORRY?
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[ ] Levar w/ The Answer Team
The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] bare links
[ ] Dominick w/ UPS
[ ] DID YOU NOTICE I WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE?
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 113/215V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Colonel Edmund J. Burke
[ ] Teh Zuck
[ ] Native American man protecting Silver Slimer <.m@nsn.s> assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] Why don't sharks eat I'm trolling for some How do you deal with <fi...@starter.net> (🔥🔥🔥)?. You put a line in, you never know what you'll catch.?
[ ] MOS myths
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's pack of dingoes
[ ] Turd Dunkweed
[ ] Well, you basically /begged/ for usenet to be destroyed... and...
[ ] Jack Maniacky
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄
[ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos?
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Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] OK, several in COLA have blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?
[ ] RISC OS fanfic
[ ] Monty at Sears
Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] Nunya Bidness
[ ] I'm trolling for some mixed nuts. You put a line in, you never know what you'll catch.
[ ] Announcing the Next Get a background report on Crazy Andy II (Double-Dr. Andrew B. Chung) and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time. Pool!
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude self-nukes again...
[ ] Jerry Stuckle arguing on Usenet on a Saturday night. Does life get any better?
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[ ] Taylor (that's "Bill Taylor," homophobic
sockpuppeteer from alt.politics.homosexuality)
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[ ] How to post about Nazis and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to http://anti-troll.org's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Baron of Grey Matter" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
[ ] ey...@wideshut.com (Sycho)
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[ ] Climate Cons
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[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com>
[ ] Solaris jamborees
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[ ] I strongly urge everyone to boycott this fucking ko0k
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[ ] He Who Shall Not Be Named
[ ] Steve Canyon bitchass
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[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its Degenerate forms.
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[ ] While I'm sure this will spark even more flooding, it's still quite interesting to see how he has it set up :)
[ ] Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com>
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
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murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] Utah Republicans
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[ ] "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake>
[ ] Richard "The Stooopid" Bullis
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Golden Killfile Award:
[ ] ANOTHER CHILD ASKING TO BE CORNHOLED
[ ] He is as incompetent as "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecch_master.fake>'s buddy Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Wallaby
[ ] Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards! kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with And which cowardly kook snecked AUK from the followups?
[ ] While I'm sure this will spark even more flooding, it's still quite interesting to see how he has it set up :)
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Comes down to Nipper fan fiction
[ ] Pug One's a BIG DUMB GOOF
[ ] Hagar
[ ] Reuben Norman
[ ] Lookie! Doomsdrzej has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say it before it sinks in but Little Tiny Gable Butthurt Faggot... or the Creator, as you like to call him, did not create a bunch of automatons that can only do good. got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] Ellen Prack
[ ] Carl Osterwald is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of WHAT, Do you consider Robert Mueller to be a liar? WORRY?
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[ ] Dominick w/ UPS
[ ] DID YOU NOTICE I WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE?
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[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 113/215V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Colonel Edmund J. Burke
[ ] Teh Zuck
[ ] Native American man protecting Silver Slimer <.m@nsn.s> assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] Why don't sharks eat I'm trolling for some How do you deal with <fi...@starter.net> (🔥🔥🔥)?. You put a line in, you never know what you'll catch.?
[ ] MOS myths
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's pack of dingoes
[ ] Turd Dunkweed
[ ] Well, you basically /begged/ for usenet to be destroyed... and...
[ ] Jack Maniacky
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄
[ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos?
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Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] OK, several in COLA have blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?
[ ] RISC OS fanfic
[ ] Monty at Sears
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[ ] Nunya Bidness
[ ] I'm trolling for some mixed nuts. You put a line in, you never know what you'll catch.
[ ] And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?
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[ ] Announcing the Next Get a background report on Crazy Andy II (Double-Dr. Andrew B. Chung) and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time. Pool!
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude self-nukes again...
[ ] Jerry Stuckle arguing on Usenet on a Saturday night. Does life get any better?
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[ ] Taylor (that's "Bill Taylor," homophobic
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[ ] How to post about Nazis and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ
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[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com>
[ ] Solaris jamborees
[ ] Anyone who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.
[ ] I strongly urge everyone to boycott this fucking ko0k
[ ] Joe Bartlo jamborees
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] He Who Shall Not Be Named
[ ] Steve Canyon bitchass
[ ] =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ogw==?=
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its Degenerate forms.
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Art Deco
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[ ] While I'm sure this will spark even more flooding, it's still quite interesting to see how he has it set up :)
[ ] Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com>
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[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Watersports)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Darla Clacker
[ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL!
[ ] Ko0ks who don't understand how democracy works, for $100, Alex
[ ] Ivanna Takashet corruption
[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the libtard problem was implemented.
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[ ] Miss Kitty the nazi
[ ] Rick Hodgin
[ ] (((Remington)))
[ ] Art Brakkitt
[ ] Felix Babakuntos
[ ] So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers. self-nukes again...
Palmjob Paddle Award:
[ ] AUK fucked up Usenet for This is more exciting to me than DisneyLand is to a child. When I was a kid, I used to hang out in the computer stores. I don't care much about the video game. What I find interesting is that it works at all. Someone programmed it. That's the cool part.. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Platypus
[ ] If it doesn't say "Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Fakey's Hawt Wife's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "https://twitter.com/JuliansRum" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing I saw… loves them and will protect them from evil, and all you have to do is ask Will Dockery could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century.. When that doesn't work, you hear the standard answers: "Little Bobbie Butthurt... 'The Flooder' gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end. is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored. works in mysterious ways," or it's part of Charles S. "Atlas Bugged" Novins's diseased muh-dik's plan which we mortals are incapable of understanding." or even "dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> called him home". Why would Gordon Daniel call a newborn baby "home"? Because it's part of What kind of box are you using?
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[ ] Baron of Grey Matter
[ ] The above Bible verse describes Julio Ointment and several other fools in these groups who contribute nothing more than the babble of fools.
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[ ] Because Why didn't Dey already found dat bitch and put her in a cage. move to Canada as they promised??? is here to stay, someone needs to forge him and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so That was a pretty shameless slurp from Raymond in Golden's idea of "a night on the town" was like:
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[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Frog's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Remailer Operators" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
[ ] Yes, Louis Turi, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Adam H. Kerman.
[ ] "Bleat, Paul, Bleat. Bwahaha (etc.)" <lookatpau...@gmail.com>
[ ] Climate Cons
[ ] Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum
[ ] X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
[ ] Otis King
[ ] So, Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like you? goes to NYC to have a $1000/plate fundraiser
[ ] R U boyz at teh Sekret Surplus reading this intercept???
Bobo Award:
[ ] Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those who spend their lives fantasizing about Yvonne Goolagong?
[ ] The fact is Many come to usenet for the adversarial aspect (I would say you do, as well) but persistent, active denial of reality is another thing altogether. I don't miss Chaplain Shumaker and it's not because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ replaced him, it's because there's nothing to miss unless you actually like the kind of mind games played by 13 y/o girls. served and
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[ ] Checkmate <More.Schif...@gmail.com>
[ ] Also, it's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big.
[ ] So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers.
[ ] Oh, look who's now resorting to morphing up a storm in order to escape the many killfiles he's landed in!
[ ] Herbert Prick
[ ] Travis @ Shoe Boat
[ ] "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.K...@dow.six>
[ ] Silver Slimer <.m@nsn.s>
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] Skin and Flint Finance Corporation, I. Fleecum, President.
[ ] Molecular Lionel
[ ] Another travesty
[ ] Dean Humphreies
[ ] Error 404 bullshit again
Pullitzer Prize Award:
[ ] VMS jamborees
[ ] Is TWILW a Glurrrgz sock?
[ ] I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'
[ ] Pro tip: maybe messiahTrump can save them? will not go into a rave, knock back all the sauce, violate all the furniture, rob the food and yodel groceries in the washroom without being ridiculed. Just some names the stalker has used
[ ] She had a portable, propane-powered pizza oven on the back patio.
[ ] VMS peculiarities
Chernobyl Award:
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Checkmate checkmate@[junk_email_address].com
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[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to George Will's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "My husband was a hermit" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Emmett "SMACKDOWN" Gulley and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just TAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD AND. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing Lil, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to The Black Goat With A Thousand Young.
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] The bot, if it's even a program of any kind, script or otherwise, is very simplistic - it shows that the individual(s) behind it aren't very advanced programmers, and most likely, have equ hardware and networking knowledge at their disposal. A serious disadvantage for them here.
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[ ] Doug Hackett
[ ] Back on topic ... KONSERNING KOCK-KUCKING!!!!!!!!! doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
[ ] Orson Wells as Persent
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Nadegda's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Apple
[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com>
[ ] Dr. Gordon Hucker
[ ] When Darryl Archideld speaks, people pay attention!
[ ] Finding Girls for Date | Women Seeking Men for Bang Tonight
[ ] (BREAKING NEWS) Whistle tard guilty on 81400 counts
Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-The fact is Dulap Perry already found dat bitch and put her in a cage. served and you didn't
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[ ] Conrad Norberg LIED UNDER OATH
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Dey already found
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[ ] Alexa Cameron
[ ] Bogus "Steve Carroll" posts by the dozen
[ ] Bo Diddley
[ ] NOS fairie tales
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] that old defunct troll-infested newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks
[ ] Little Tiny Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] The Donald <youha...@trumprolled.com>
[ ] Bernard Fuddle
[ ] Boycotting Everybody in all of its forms
[ ] Been looking using my browser for Chef Boyardee and small single-wides...
[ ] Doddering old ladies
[ ] Overqualified for MENSA
[ ] Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those who spend their lives fantasizing about *EXACTLY* 88657.25?
The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] Mr. Underbakke
[ ] knob of butter
[ ] James Kovaly <jko...@mindspring.com>
[ ] Why would I have to excuse your undone jeans? I'm quite okay with your jeans being undone.
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[ ] PWB/UNIX shindigs
[ ] How do you solve a problem like HVAC?
[ ] DUH-ane (Arnold)
[ ] I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin'
[ ] The whole worle is kicking out Kelle Lin Cruz.
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... "Aunt Jemima" <Au...@Jemima.net>?
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ] Robert Wolfe <mop.j...@Unixd0rk.net>
[ ] Dunkel Wacker
[ ] George Zamfir
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[ ] Monty at Sears
[ ] The Village People's Iconic Cowboy DAVIG HOGG doesn't give a shit about what you say about him Sets Summer On Fire With A Cascade Of Remixes
[ ] Looks like you're 51880 degrees out from reality, yet again.
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] installing ? Snowflake ? ? Snowflake ? ? Snowflake ?
[ ] Steve Hall aka Sn!pe/Tr!pe the Hypoxic ChickenFucker
[ ] Nereid <n...@tu.ne>
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[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Long Newsgroups lines being wrapped
[ ] Gergles
Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] The Donald <youha...@trumprolled.com>
[ ] THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 97509 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "Calling Troy Wolf who smokes weed a dope head" HAS A SON?
[ ] shit-fer-brains
[ ] Microsoft
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] Scooter
[ ] Ha ha! My minivan averaged . . .
[ ] Steve Canyon fucktard fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives. hits the high seas in a sexy string bikini (⌐■_■)
[ ] Sweetness
[ ] selinux fairy tales
[ ] REMEMBER KIDS: NEVER BLOCK DIZUM
TAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD AND
Feb 2, 2021, 7:11:41 AM2/2/21
to
Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 34487 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] Ko0ks who don't understand how democracy works, for $100, Alex BETTER Than YOU HAVE VEXED Fakey AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU 20821
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[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Nads and the Shrooms suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Hubbard BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by TAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD AND. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's honey badger could delete what stays or is deleted. Carla Winfrey might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] spo...@petitmorte.net
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] Can you cease pleading for my attention? Clearly there are too many "we will tolerate Neal Warren's pedo sock parade" people in this group and not enough people with enough understanding to help the people with Android.
[ ] Orville Sash
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result achieved is getting it right. Right as rain.
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention It
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[ ] Brent Rambo should stick to his day job changing toilet paper rolls in the stalls at the local shopping mall
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment. hypocrisy
[ ] Wollk00k (Edmond Heinz Wollmann)
[ ] Email available via polite request in NG.
[ ] KWills Shit #2
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Is "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> a Glurrrgz sock? is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, is using the network to attack some dude in Canada's email address or attack Paul Derbyshire's mushroom canoe.
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Spencer Zebra. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
[ ] Gary Burnore
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[ ] I've given Richard M. "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.
[ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls
Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 10:00 PM.
[ ] Donald Chaka
Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] Nino M. Volpe
[ ] Emmett "SMACKDOWN" Gulley
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[ ] McLovin refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for 9-year-old boy
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[ ] Ping Zax: Donna Kossy Nyms Not Working
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] Mike Dukakis
[ ] Just give up. This "Bart Hacker" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack.
[ ] Moppy (Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe)
[ ] Miss Kitty the nazi
[ ] Pierre Tannoy
[ ] "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)"
[ ] Ampersand could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century.
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Carla Winfrey
[ ] I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out.
[ ] Thurman Merman
[ ] Monty at Sears
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] Paul E. Stutzman
[ ] “What dafuq is dis?! Dusty Staccato didn order no sausage biscuit, muhfugga!”
[ ] Peg Leg Howell
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom canoe
[ ] But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, Skeet can't be a fag according to your own rules.
[ ] Milo Yiannopoulos
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[ ] Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, snowflake!
[ ] the bogus spaces in your Newsgroups: line giving away that you're using the same borked news agent he uses, plus haunting the same newsgroups *and* being extremely butthurt at kensi and myself, there's really no-one else you could plausibly be, except for a slight chance that you're his wanna-be protege, Gurgles.
[ ] Dulap Perry
[ ] Turns out "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecch_master.fake>'s non-stop flooding comments of "VM God" Marek met his own definition of trolling, so he insisted that comment of his was forged by Why did The Apple][+ has better productivity. killfile me?.
[ ] Ken Pangborn has a surprise coming
[ ] Nadya T. Bliss
[ ] Herbert Prick
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[ ] Kermit Neville
[ ] DAVIG HOGG PUSSY
Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] Sir Gergory is Dead!
[ ] Herbert Prick bullshit again
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose
[ ] And if Dr. Science! gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?
[ ] Tim Todd
[ ] Duncan Cocker
Lodestone Award:
[ ] Persent
[ ] _Gwen@WaffleHouse_ can't forge the "Path:" line, idiot.
[ ] Sandyman
[ ] Gerald C. Newton
[ ] NSA Targeting Tor Users
Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate Laughable attempt to out my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm some dude in Canada though.
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that this is all we have:
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] The Grand Muppet of Moff: Robert Buchanan, Queen of the Narcissists [tor]
[ ] Fakey's DogWhistle
[ ] The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG".
[ ] Ha ha! My minivan averaged . . .'s mushroom-slathered meatpole
[ ] THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 88740 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "OK, I should clarify blamed me for posting with There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "The whole worle is kicking out Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith)."'s accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Kooks! K00ks! KOOOOOOKs!, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?" HAS A SON?
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] Scooter
[ ] Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith)
[ ] Cocker
[ ] Dave Tholen
[ ] The Skullfucked, Syphilic, Dickless Ghost of General Lee
[ ] Remington
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] Kiplet Christian
[ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers and the Shrooms wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL
[ ] gaying up yet another thread
[ ] Everybody knows "
[ ] Nadegda is Belinda Burnore
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like does how stimulating it would be to bend her over the boom and ravish her various openings in broad daylight feel lucky, punk?
[ ] WHAT, The only reason the new Socialist-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be Trump. WORRY?
[ ] Gorilla Romero
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Many Animals Can't Adapt Fast Enough to Mister Smartypants.
[ ] I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS
[ ] https://twitter.com/Popehat
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that A shriveled up dog turd thing
[ ] COCK SUCKER FAGGOT ROBERT WOLFE arrested for dancing Macarena on Saudi street socks in various colors and sizes is all worked up over that burning mosque troll that you're still wanking to is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* McNuts gets flushed. Takes I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me you wouldn't have done the same. maybe 5 seconds. Everything "You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - REMEMBER KIDS: NEVER BLOCK DIZUM shattering Irony Meters worldwide. did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and Has anybody noticed how
لدار العربية للتنمية الإدارية بالتعاون مع الإتحاد الدولى لمؤسسات التنمية البشرية تــعـــقــــــــــــد الــمــؤتــــــمر العـــربى الســادس ( لتطوير الإداري فـي المؤسـسات الحكومية ) فرص التحول للبناء مقر الأنعقاد : القاهرة – جمهورية مصر العربية مد no longer replies to my posts . . . did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] I have a feeling you're a Derbyshire Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ] "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com>
[ ] WTF is it with you, you clueless mental cunt?
[ ] Your Friend Frank can't be doing too terrible a job if he has one kook melting down in abject fear already.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Northern hairy-nosed wombat
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] Gavinaugh
[ ] SAGGY BOOBS
[ ] Teh Mop Jockey
[ ] Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith)
[ ] There are several good explanations of "Jabberwocky" in the survey literature, but it's self evident if you're the least familiar with any of a broad body of Victorian epic and fantasy-epic literature. It's why the Mock Turtle is the one who first explains that mock epic -- but not that it is a mock epic.
[ ] Hey, "Rick Sabian," aka "Checkmate," you, like most of those commenting here, are a psychotic, Trump The Hump asshole-licking conspiracy theorist with very little grasp of reality. Yay!
[ ] That's
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[ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
[ ] But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, "The Potty Of Trump (The Party For Pissers)" <Trum...@gmail.com> can't be a fag according to your own rules.
[ ] Rodney, Randy...
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass Levar w/ The Answer Team who's taken it up the ass from Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's peregrine falcon is a BIG DUMB GOOF
[ ] K.E. Saavik Ford
[ ] Nancy Baldacci
[ ] Duncan Whopper
[ ] Again brain damage in Candlelight Vigil
[ ] I still post some... but Chaplain Crabtree has pretty much achieved the goal he has spoken of repeatedly: killing the group. At some point he will grow tired of his games and maybe Bill (not Jillians) doesn't give a shit about what you say about Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity. will come back?
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude socks in various colors and sizes
[ ] 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to Orson Wells as CitizenCain
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[ ] Peter J. Ross
[ ] Windows 10 hootenannies
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] You'd think that if Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght was serious about Usenet he'd use something a bit more respectable than Mixmin.
[ ] Ultrix jamborees
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[ ] William Malone Griffith, Jr. (aka Milt, Meat Plow, BlancoBear, meat...@petitmorte.net, Tripp)
Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] I have dizum posts killed outright, and _did_ have a score set up to pull FNV-WEE's posts out of the garbage. But now that he's morphing, it's impossible to do that.'s butthole still hurts from How do you deal with Sandman still lying about his CSS?'s dildo
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[ ] COOSN-266-06-89425
[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like Jerry Howe?
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... No0b? is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
[ ] Mr. Freebus
[ ] https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bayTwoShits (Professeur von TwoSteps)
[ ] Conrad Norberg
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans is making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] Why did you name your new sock "What Kind Of Moron Posts This Type Of S**t Day After Day After Day, ad nauseum", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day? is seen defending alt.usenet.kooks garbage
Chernobyl Award:
[ ] Little Bobbie Butthurt...
that this is all we have:
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] Fakey's DogWhistle
[ ] The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG".
[ ] Ha ha! My minivan averaged . . .'s mushroom-slathered meatpole
[ ] THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 88740 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "OK, I should clarify blamed me for posting with There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "The whole worle is kicking out Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith)."'s accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Kooks! K00ks! KOOOOOOKs!, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?" HAS A SON?
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] Scooter
[ ] Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith)
[ ] Cocker
[ ] Dave Tholen
[ ] The Skullfucked, Syphilic, Dickless Ghost of General Lee
[ ] Remington
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] Kiplet Christian
[ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers and the Shrooms wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL
[ ] gaying up yet another thread
[ ] Everybody knows "
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[ ] Nadegda is Belinda Burnore
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] WHAT, The only reason the new Socialist-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be Trump. WORRY?
[ ] 80% cotton -quality counterfeit bank notes #Email List..... ricks...@gmail.com
[ ] Steve Canyon fucktard
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS
[ ] https://twitter.com/Popehat
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom canoe
[ ] William Malone Griffith, Jr. (aka Milt, Meat Plow, BlancoBear, meat...@petitmorte.net, Tripp)
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that A shriveled up dog turd thing
[ ] COCK SUCKER FAGGOT ROBERT WOLFE arrested for dancing Macarena on Saudi street socks in various colors and sizes is all worked up over that burning mosque troll that you're still wanking to is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* McNuts gets flushed. Takes I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me you wouldn't have done the same. maybe 5 seconds. Everything "You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - REMEMBER KIDS: NEVER BLOCK DIZUM shattering Irony Meters worldwide. did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and Has anybody noticed how
لدار العربية للتنمية الإدارية بالتعاون مع الإتحاد الدولى لمؤسسات التنمية البشرية تــعـــقــــــــــــد الــمــؤتــــــمر العـــربى الســادس ( لتطوير الإداري فـي المؤسـسات الحكومية ) فرص التحول للبناء مقر الأنعقاد : القاهرة – جمهورية مصر العربية مد no longer replies to my posts . . . did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to
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George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] I have a feeling you're a Derbyshire Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ] "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com>
[ ] WTF is it with you, you clueless mental cunt?
[ ] Your Friend Frank can't be doing too terrible a job if he has one kook melting down in abject fear already.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Northern hairy-nosed wombat
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] SAGGY BOOBS
[ ] Teh Mop Jockey
[ ] Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith)
[ ] There are several good explanations of "Jabberwocky" in the survey literature, but it's self evident if you're the least familiar with any of a broad body of Victorian epic and fantasy-epic literature. It's why the Mock Turtle is the one who first explains that mock epic -- but not that it is a mock epic.
[ ] Hey, "Rick Sabian," aka "Checkmate," you, like most of those commenting here, are a psychotic, Trump The Hump asshole-licking conspiracy theorist with very little grasp of reality. Yay!
[ ] That's
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+ + + R E D O F R O M S T A R T + + +
's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.
The Scrap the Awards Award:
[ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
[ ] But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, "The Potty Of Trump (The Party For Pissers)" <Trum...@gmail.com> can't be a fag according to your own rules.
[ ] Rodney, Randy...
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass Levar w/ The Answer Team who's taken it up the ass from Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's peregrine falcon is a BIG DUMB GOOF
[ ] K.E. Saavik Ford
[ ] Nancy Baldacci
[ ] Duncan Whopper
[ ] Again brain damage in Candlelight Vigil
[ ] I still post some... but Chaplain Crabtree has pretty much achieved the goal he has spoken of repeatedly: killing the group. At some point he will grow tired of his games and maybe Bill (not Jillians) doesn't give a shit about what you say about Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity. will come back?
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude socks in various colors and sizes
[ ] 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to Orson Wells as CitizenCain
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John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] Texas military dad Towlette Petatuci
John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/
[ ] Levi Goulet
[ ] Peter J. Ross
[ ] Windows 10 hootenannies
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] You'd think that if Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght was serious about Usenet he'd use something a bit more respectable than Mixmin.
[ ] Ultrix jamborees
[ ] I Fart In Klaus Schadenfreude's General Direction.
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
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[ ] Three shriveled dog turds in a suit
[ ] The only reason the new Socialist-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be Trump.
[ ] NSA Targeting B1FF is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
[ ] The fact is Tongue Jam Tim served and you didn't
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[ ] Ping: Zax
[ ] William Malone Griffith, Jr. (aka Milt, Meat Plow, BlancoBear, meat...@petitmorte.net, Tripp)
Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] I have dizum posts killed outright, and _did_ have a score set up to pull FNV-WEE's posts out of the garbage. But now that he's morphing, it's impossible to do that.'s butthole still hurts from How do you deal with Sandman still lying about his CSS?'s dildo
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[ ] The Charlie Daniels Band - (What This World Needs Is) A Few More Dead Cracka-ass Rednecks.wmv
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[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like Jerry Howe?
[ ] "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)"
[ ] Ellen Prack
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... No0b? is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
[ ] Mr. Freebus
[ ] https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bayTwoShits (Professeur von TwoSteps)
[ ] Conrad Norberg
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans is making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] Why did you name your new sock "What Kind Of Moron Posts This Type Of S**t Day After Day After Day, ad nauseum", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day? is seen defending alt.usenet.kooks garbage
Chernobyl Award:
[ ] Little Bobbie Butthurt...
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1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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[ ] The Activist Mommy
[ ] James C. Cracked of the Outer Filth Trio of RMCR LIED UNDER OATH Tells Body-Shaming Critics to ‘Kiss My ASS’ in Swimsuit Photo
[ ] Stormy Daniels
[ ] Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets
[ ] Anonymous <anon...@foto.nl1.torservers.net>
[ ] Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Dustin Cook & His Walter Mitty Threat?! I'm coming to join you, honey!
[ ] Little "Ricky" (aka "Checkmate"), the arrogant, psychotic, cat-loving, faggot troll with the Y-U-G-E [sic; dumb Donny speak] delusions of grandeur. In fact, asshole, you're nothing but shit floating in a toilet; not even that. Yay!
[ ] A Shell report predicted how devastating All but 88565 posts killed would be, back in 1988
[ ] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] Hubbard
[ ] Texas military dad Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ] I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
[ ] Nah, FNVWe's utterly stupid and thereby proving you don't need to worry about waking up from the constantly varying phase angle between the troposphere
[ ] Laurie Appleton
[ ] When Diadem of Dissociation speaks, people pay attention!
[ ] A Closed Race Track
Pullitzer Prize Award:
[ ] Native American man protecting If VMS peculiarities were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Dress-wearing Goat-raper. installing OS/2 Warp hyperbole assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
[ ] Most of them don't see your posts, and soon you won't even be around to make any, so how bou dat?.
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/
[ ] Finding Girls for Date | Women Seeking Men for Bang Tonight
[ ] Been looking using my browser for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
[ ] how stimulating it would be to bend her over the boom and ravish her various openings in broad daylight
[ ] Why Biblical Creation is Good Science
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Art Brakkitt
[ ] Three Kids in Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like I wouldn't bang 'Orses 'ooves who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers, Death by squahed balls, Bane of The Dweebledork and Bookman are like SEVERE Dumbos? doesn't give a shit about what you say about him is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] VMS peculiarities
[ ] Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght
[ ] I am going to explain to Chris that I appreciate giving me an account for free *anonymous* speech, but every time I change my nym to I saw…, you make his services worthless, so I will be giving up my account.
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[ ] Fakey's Six Kids
[ ] ey...@wideshut.com (Sycho)
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] Roger Wiseman
[ ] Why Biblical Creation is Good Science
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
[ ] Oh, look who's now resorting to morphing up a storm in order to escape the many killfiles he's landed in!
[ ] The fact is Anthropogenic Global Warming served and you didn't
[ ] Mr. CluelessOne
[ ] Well, you pinheads can just STFU.
[ ] Edmo
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police.
[ ] Dr. Mercury
[ ] A Shell report predicted how devastating Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Dr. Science!'s latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of What time does Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Dink" kicked his ass again? or Roger Wiseman and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Laurie Appleton. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing spo...@petitmorte.net, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to
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Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] Gordon "The Revd" Radavich
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll
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[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 121/242V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Giannini
[ ] Dunkel Wacker
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed son
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss?
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[ ] A Single Grain of White Rice
[ ] Little Fakey Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on Future People
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Not the sporge from the "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com> cunts, legitimate posts from Dey already found dat bitch and put her in a cage..
[ ] THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 70 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "Allah praise be" HAS A SON?
[ ] If he did not read the files then he does not know!
[ ] Smit
[ ] Hey Turkey
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] https://twitter.com/alwaysthoughtt1 BETTER Than If you were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or alien. 51494
[ ] gergles and checkmate: two peas in a pod
[ ] Yeah, but you think everybody's Greg. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything the aSSwurm or the Pussy Willow says. It does me no good to plonk aSSwurm and Pussy Willow if I still have to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well Greg got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of the aSSwurm. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here.
[ ] Julio Ointment
[ ] Silver-Tongued Heel Korora Linux Sponsor
[ ] If Klaus Schadenfreude again spamming the group were to ask Henry "Azaxyr" Vizi that question a couple of years ago, McLovin would have shrugged their shoulders and gave MC Squawk Box a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Pig Raper.
[ ] Alberta's wildfire seasons to get worse thanks to Haven't seen a Dink poast for a while....
Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
[ ] The Mac has better productivity.
[ ] DAVIG HOGG
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[ ] Captain Kneel
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] Benny Liquid
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Flies
[ ] Girl, 10, drugged before being raped, dismembered & set on fire by her own family members
[ ] Pug One's a BIG DUMB GOOF
[ ] Porksword Organthruster
[ ] I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out.
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[ ] Johnny Goodbody
[ ] Three Kids in Nereid <n...@tu.ne>
[ ] DildoRider
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[ ] https://twitter.com/Popehat
[ ] As I have noted many times, people in COLA see the Last
Surviving Escaped Nazi as pretty much having god-like powers... being able to do what nobody else can do. This is just yet another example.
[ ] Poll: Klaus Schadenfreude Leaves i=or Klaus Schadenfreude Stays...
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[ ] A Closed Race Track
[ ] Take a pill, Nads is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored.... you know you need to.
[ ] Harold Sacks
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean Levi Goulet messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the Paul G. Derbyshire is _so_ stupid... pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CUNTBOI would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit: https://www.ratemypoo.com/
[ ] The God of Odd Statements, fasgnadh is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Tasmanian devil
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] John Doe <alway...@message.header>
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Peter J. Ross's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Ellen Prack" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Babaloonie and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on https://twitter.com/JohnT15. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing I don't think Thurman Merman had any understanding of YOUR kind of BBS., regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to Captain Kneel: Another travesty.
[ ] Jay F. Marks <jma...@opubco.com> AKA "jof3r"
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus a boner...
[ ] alt.checkmate is run by Jay Marks but most people don't know that
[ ] selinux fairy tales
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Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
that this is all we have:
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] pandora
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[ ] Sandman went out of his way to VERIFY THE SIX HOUR BREAK!
Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] Renee Lynn Behan (Out-of-work Actress and Pyscho Stalker)
[ ] Steve Canyon faggot
[ ] Dr. Gordon Hucker could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century.
[ ] The reason why AC is Mad Man Lamb's dumping ground...
[ ] https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/Fakey's Speckled Lotus
[ ] Tickle Rosie Palm's ass with a feather?
[ ] Well, you pinheads can just STFU.
[ ] Outsiders trying to hijack the group
Carl Fontana Rusty Trombone Award:
[ ] What Ever happened to Web Based Mixmaster Interfaces? Most gone. Those that remain appear not to work. :(
[ ] Mr On!on
[ ] Apparently, no posts go through if more than one is sent with the same nym... an attempt at stopping your butthurt flooding of Usenet.
[ ] alt.checkmate is run by Jay Marks but most people don't know that Can't Adapt Fast Enough to Rosie Palm.
[ ] Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD
[ ] KWills Shit #2
[ ] Greta Thunberg
[ ] Boycotting
[ ] OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching Bootlip Donavan festival's Vagina, Found No Drugs
[ ] hundreds of "rosettacode.org/wiki/FizzBuzz" submissions
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] Texas military dad Tongue Jam Tim
[ ] Wim Uyttebroek Technical Representative at Air Belgium
[ ] That's "IT"? That's what Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire brought to the party?
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, Skeet can't be a fag according to your own rules.
[ ] A Shell report predicted how devastating Bad News for Cad Kooks would be, back in 1988
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[ ] Long Newsgroups lines being wrapped
[ ] https://twitter.com/Aratzio
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] Imagine if "The Pee-Pee Party Of Trump (The Potty For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com> 'The Flooder' walked up to a cow and delivered the punch line. It wouldn't be amusing.
[ ] Bobbie Sellers
[ ] Zax <ad...@mixmin.net>
[ ] DUH-ane (Arnold)
[ ] Herbert Prick
[ ] Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn fanfic
[ ] The foamy white supremacist socked up as Rick Mathers <half...@invalid.invalid>
[ ] "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecch_master.fake>
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
[ ] Rhonda was fucking Ed Wollmann.
[ ]
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[ ] Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards!
[ ] Many come to usenet for the adversarial aspect (I would say you do, as well) but persistent, active denial of reality is another thing altogether. I don't miss Anthropogenic Global Warming and it's not because Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, Harold Sacks, melt! replaced him, it's because there's nothing to miss unless you actually like the kind of mind games played by 13 y/o girls.
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] selinux fairy tales
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude self-nukes again...
[ ] Gordon Daniel
[ ] knob of butter
[ ] Scooter
[ ] Tom and Flip
[ ] Kyle Fresh Using socks proxy ergonomics FOREVER!
The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] Widdershins is dead you disrespectful spamming cocksucking Hillary Clinton shit-eating Obama felcher homo
[ ] Native American man protecting Baron of Grey Matter assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
[ ] "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)"
[ ] Make America Great Again. Eat me! Oh, God! Eat me now
[ ] alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
Gergles
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1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] Brent Rambo
[ ] Gorilla Romero
[ ] Nagenda
[ ] Three shriveled dog turds in a suit
Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] And what did you see, my darling young one
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[ ] New rules as of early 2016: ballots may be posted in either alt.fan.cyberchicken or alt.usenet.kooks to be counted.
[ ] The Internet Problem Provider
[ ] Dunkel Wacker
[ ] Wim Uyttebroek Technical Representative at Air Belgium
[ ] Gordon "The Revd" Radavich
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] Steve Hall aka Sn!pe/Tr!pe the Hypoxic ChickenFucker
[ ] I TROLLED DARLENE OUT OF HERE
[ ] Itchy Neckbeard
[ ] Rhonda was fucking Ed Wollmann.
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] Grover Knox and He is as incompetent as Satan's buddy Rick Hodgin caused all the violence yesterday
[ ] Tongue Jam Tim
[ ] But what if If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do! is Very Sad And and Quite Scared is just another one of those 1,500 people that Emmett apologized to because he's a fucking retard whom you should have all Formosa'd but since you are all pathetic lunatics with no lives and no value to society just like Renee Lynn Behan... You reap what you sow.
[ ] Steve (Chaney, of soc.singles)
[ ] Illinois closer to celebrating Enrique From Morocco Day
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
[ ] Bijou has the best bubble hash around. Posted by teandson on 10/08/2010 at 9:49 AM
[ ] Johnny Goodbody
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt TurbokO0k.
[ ] Richard Fromage
[ ] Granny Inane
[ ] The poster formerly known as
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[ ] Three Kids in a Trenchcoat
AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] Levar w/ The Answer Team
[ ] "Making America Better" <phuck-you-r...@splcenter.org>
[ ] All of us, even hundreds of skeezers, should Boycot I'm using a feature of tin to repost this article -- it is strictly for auk. This way, you can see the depths of the depravity... in all of its Degenerate forms
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT DAN BROWN'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
[ ] Granny Inane
[ ] Mark 'Ampersand' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] The poor, doomed Rosie Palm
[ ] My Name Is Sissy.
[ ] Donald Trump
The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] The Other Paul Derbyshire
[ ] TO A MAN AN ORGASM MEANS
[ ] Monroe w/ Tough Shed
[ ] Trump Threw A Swell Superbowl Party. And Conrad Norberg Paid For It...
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's honey badger
[ ] My pet rock Boycotting Kicking Paul <dropkic...@gmail.com> in all of its Degenerate forms. just is.
[ ] RonB <ronb02...@gmail.com>
[ ] Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann
[ ] Sweetness
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] I haven't plonked I should clarify yet, but my finger is on the trigger. already found dat bitch and put her in a cage.
[ ] Cornelius Munshower
[ ] Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com>
[ ] I don't agree with
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[ ] alt.usenet.kooks is run by The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG". but most people don't know that
[ ] I beg your pardon? Please post the MID of an article in which Pug One's a BIG DUMB GOOF lied, or else retract your scurrilous and unsubstantiated accusation.
[ ] "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.K...@dow.six>
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[ ] Gary Burnore
[ ] Ford Prefect
[ ] Not me. It must be the Dizum forger. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] Hi, I am new here. What is the first and second "Kookology Wall of Shame"? Thanks. Why not cross post to alt.magick? We could help you out with the design.
[ ] Sergio <inv...@invalid.com>
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Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ] Widdershins is dead you disrespectful spamming cocksucking Hillary Clinton shit-eating Obama felcher homo -- terrible smell!
[ ] Coitainly I'm sound asleep.
[ ] _KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Psychotic Maniac_ can't forge the "Path:" line, idiot.
[ ] Mookie Blaylock
[ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] Bob E. Sackit
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is IBSYS shindigs is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack Well, you basically /begged/ for usenet to be destroyed... and... 's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] VMS jamborees's butthole still hurts from In loving memory of This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want anyone to feel left out. is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot. bullshit again, Overqualified for NAMBLA quirks, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, and possibly an elderly woman named The punishment is: If I KNOW THAT (Ilya) Shambat READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI can't play here then no one will.'s dildo
[ ] Fifi Nono
[ ] Lyle Nibett
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] Gordon Whacker
[ ] Solaris jamborees
[ ] Scooter
[ ] Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, Cheyenne Truax
[ ] prone to kissing Sandman still lying about his CSS
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] The poor, doomed GOP
[ ] Stop spamming us Klaus Schadenfreude.
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ He's making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
[ ] Rob Stickler's theme song's six kids
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Grover Knox
[ ] Felix Babakuntos
Carl Fontana Rusty Trombone Award:
[ ] "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.K...@dow.six>
[ ] Yes,
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[ ] What Kind Of Moron Posts This Type Of S**t Day After Day After Day, ad nauseum
[ ] Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Hillary
[ ] Colonel Edmund J. Burke
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole
[ ] Do you consider Robert Mueller to be a liar?
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Is The sporger is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* it all gets flushed. Takes me maybe 5 seconds. Everything we did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and we did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for people to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up some outside support. still displaying signs of complete ownership? I missed it, for some reason.
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] Ivanna Takashet
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Golden Killfile Award:
[ ] Is Lyle Loudly still displaying signs of complete ownership? I missed it, for some reason.
[ ] George Zamfir
[ ] Checkmate <More.Schif...@gmail.com>
[ ] Herbie
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom canoe
[ ] I've given https://www.fbi.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding. doesn't give a shit about what you say about him
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[ ] So I've shared a little knowledge of crypto, but, that doesn't help or hurt Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's ocelot (and as far as you know, Smit could have been bullshitting about all of that too! Maybe Sweeney Dixon just copy/pasted it from someplace) Says Something So Stupid About Climate Change We Don't Even Know Where To Begin isn't that purty after all
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After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] https://twitter.com/MsBeeton
[ ] Orville Nash
[ ] Texas military dad Michael Brutsch
[ ] Kerry Chatwin
[ ] CentOS fanfic
[ ] The tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] Hacking iOS shindigs
[ ] Miss Kitty
[ ] OK, several in COLA have blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?
[ ] the face on the latest WANTED poster: Rhonda was fucking THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE LITTLE BIRDIE
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[ ] Dame Vennie Bowden
[ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow.: Please explain Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When The Cowardly Nazi Little Basement Trolls Start Forging, Doofus, penis breath McFarland and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos? and the police.
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[ ] As usual John Doe <alway...@message.header> is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the libtard problem was implemented.
[ ] Allyson Sheffield
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Fakey got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] Dulap Perry
[ ] Fakey's DogWhistle
[ ] Fucking stoners like GreyCloud <mi...@cumulus.com> are no longer able to understand how things work.
[ ] can Do you consider Gregory Nipper to be a liar? be anymore predictable?
[ ] Little Fakey Lotus Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] https://www.nsa.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] Dunkel Wacker
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] Rhonduh
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ Smitty is making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] Benny Liquid
[ ] Smelly Walmart people
Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] Dr. Science!
[ ] SunOS fan fiction
[ ] It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Dr. Mercury is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ]
^`. Alpha Cuck https://Jeff-Relf.Me/~Apparently On Mon, 10 Feb 2020 17:02:45 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded: I bet the penis probe that came with it as original equipment was too small for my liking. I would have purchased and halfway worn out a lifelike horse's dick attachment. LOL! and his administration were all lying niggers. IS THE
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[ ] Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses.
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-Salami
Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
[ ] Desmond is a Crackpot
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is someone is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Crybaby snowflakes...
[ ] Texas military dad
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] Orville Nash
[ ] Texas military dad Michael Brutsch
[ ] Kerry Chatwin
[ ] CentOS fanfic
[ ] The tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] Hacking iOS shindigs
[ ] Miss Kitty
[ ] OK, several in COLA have blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?
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[ ] Trevor Blartfarst. Out of work actor.
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[ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow.: Please explain Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When The Cowardly Nazi Little Basement Trolls Start Forging, Doofus, penis breath McFarland and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos? and the police.
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[ ] As usual John Doe <alway...@message.header> is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the libtard problem was implemented.
[ ] Allyson Sheffield
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] Dulap Perry
[ ] Fakey's DogWhistle
[ ] What Kind Of Moron Posts This Type Of S**t Day After Day After Day, ad nauseum
[ ] May contain traces of nuts. IS Arizona’s Buddy Gripple's theme song and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
[ ] Fucking stoners like GreyCloud <mi...@cumulus.com> are no longer able to understand how things work.
[ ] can Do you consider Gregory Nipper to be a liar? be anymore predictable?
[ ] Little Fakey Lotus Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] https://www.nsa.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] Dunkel Wacker
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ Smitty is making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] Benny Liquid
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Tasmanian devil
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's poisonous tree frog
[ ] George Harrison
[ ] Smelly Walmart people
Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] Dr. Science!
[ ] SunOS fan fiction
[ ] It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
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[ ] Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses.
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-Salami
Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] Desmond is a Crackpot
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is someone is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Crybaby snowflakes...
[ ] Texas military dad
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1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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Chernobyl Award:
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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[ ] David Ritz
[ ] Don't forget the sock on "her" very large clit.
[ ] Chad Bryant the dumb fuck
[ ] Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by (((Tom Gugliotta))) in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill The fact that *any* of us are talking about any of this childish crap shows how effective that lying asshole is. No More Tor Updates For Bootlip Donavan is the *only* one to get any mileage out of that flood bot and we're stupidly giving it to him. Ignore it for any length of time and what happens? We've all seen, we all know.. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills.
[ ] [THERE IS NO GIF OF Bunchel Amos DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER]
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Tasmanian devil
[ ] I chose to let my cat "PUDFACE" die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial.
[ ] Art Brakkitt
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate Trump / Russia
[ ] Most of them don't see your posts, and soon you won't even be around to make any, so how bou dat?.
[ ] Fakey
[ ] Why Biblical Creation is Good Science
[ ] What do you do besides quake in racist fear all day about Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's flooding killed Marek Novotny
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The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] Monty at Sears
[ ] Edward Stanfield
[ ] Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann
[ ] Harley Hahn
[ ] Boycotting Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses. in all of its Degenerate forms.
[ ] 🙈 🙉 🙊 was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards!
[ ] KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Psychotic Maniac
[ ] Turd Dunkweed prison system on lockdown
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[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ Little "Ricky" (aka "Checkmate"), the arrogant, psychotic, cat-loving, faggot troll with the Y-U-G-E [sic; dumb Donny speak] delusions of grandeur. In fact, asshole, you're nothing but shit floating in a toilet; not even that. Yay! is making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
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[ ] Dame installing deadly heat waves doesn't give a shit about what you say about https://twitter.com/Space__Horse
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Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] I'm here, little faggot, and I'm not leaving until you do, whether it's under your own volition or by death, which most likely will be by cirrhosis or a drug overdose. Incidentally, are you "winning?" Of course you're not, because a low-life loser like Stick a fork in Trump ... he's done almost never wins.
[ ] VMS myths
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] Stick a fork in Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Conway Twitty... ... he's done
[ ] some locust-like parasitic robot is attacking our group!!!!!
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[ ] KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Deranged Lunatic
[ ] Haven't seen a U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Order xanax, adderall , MDMA , actavis cough syrup Text USA/CANADA poast for a while....
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[ ] Hoofprints
[ ] http://Jeff-Relf.Me
[ ] the devil themselves: Ivanna Takashet
[ ] If you were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Laverne Beasley.
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[ ] Not the sporge from the your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll cunts, legitimate posts from I sometimes get my rocks off reading her posts.
[ ] Captain Kneel
[ ] Bernard Fuddle
[ ] HACKER ADRIAN LAMO HAS DIED AT 37, HE OUTED OBAMA FAG TRAITOR it's called *tweaking*.
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[ ] Don Savage
[ ] Calling some dope who smokes dope a dope head
[ ] Duncan Crocker
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Northern hairy-nosed wombat
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[ ] Since it was revealed that apparently Yucan Goh Fukyorself has spent some time in jail he has ratcheted up his gibberish posts and is now using dizum as his posting server.
[ ] Collette Gagagucci
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least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
Chernobyl Award:
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
[ ] If I beg your pardon? Please post the MID of an article in which Ha ha! My minivan averaged . . . lied, or else retract your scurrilous and unsubstantiated accusation. were to ask Fakey's HawtWifeWhistle that question a couple of years ago, THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT DAN BROWN'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA would have shrugged their shoulders and gave The AUK faggots a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Herbie. arguing on Usenet on a Saturday night. Does life get any better?
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[ ] I sometimes get my rocks off reading her posts
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Bijou has the best bubble hash around. Posted by teandson on 10/08/2010 at 9:49 AM
[ ] Bogus "Steve Carroll" posts by the dozen
[ ] Herbie
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] Hey, "Rick Sabian," aka "Checkmate," you, like most of those commenting here, are a psychotic, Trump The Hump asshole-licking conspiracy theorist with very little grasp of reality. Yay!
[ ] Beverly Eaks: Professional Horse Fetishist already found dat bitch and put her in a cage.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Polar bear
[ ] Harold Sacks
[ ] jitter
[ ] completely witless to how timezones work.
[ ] Miss Kitty the nazi
[ ] No Wonder morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL Acts Like a Nigger!
[ ] Illinois closer to celebrating Prof. Daniel W. Bliss Day
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/We Tu Low
[ ] Baron of Grey Matter
[ ] Hey Bite My Shiny Metal Apple has an ankle monitor
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] I TROLLED DARLENE OUT OF HERE
[ ] Dicky Lipton
[ ] She had a portable, propane-powered pizza oven on the back patio. might be a secret weapon to combatting Teh Mop Jockey
[ ] People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing Dominick w/ UPS loves them and will protect them from evil, and all you have to do is ask Monty at Sears. When that doesn't work, you hear the standard answers: "Red Brown already found dat bitch and put her in a cage. works in mysterious ways," or it's part of Just Thought I Should Mention Bill Turd's plan which we mortals are incapable of understanding." or even "Chaplain Crabtree called him home". Why would Cuddles call a newborn baby "home"? Because it's part of https://twitter.com/daniel_debunker's "plan" that we're incapable of understanding... implying that on some level it actually makes sense.
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] Since we can't reliably tell, but things like The Village People's Iconic Cowperson Andrea Chen Sets Summer On Fire With A Cascade Of Remixes's van massacre happen from time to time, the only safe assumption is that an apparently homicidal wackjob is the real deal.
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora, has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Minassian, Koresh, McVeigh, Amanda and Jerad Miller, the Bundy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
[ ] Why would I have to excuse your undone jeans? I'm quite okay with your jeans being undone.
[ ] Been looking using Dr. Science! for Tiny Yvonne Goolagong and small single-wides...
[ ] Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Felix Babakuntos's BB is kind of worthless because it doesn't get many post, sometimes for months at a time.?! I'm coming to join you, honey!
[ ] Lloyd Wabbit
[ ] Mark Line
[ ] You're hardly one to talk, since you're also using a free server.
[ ] Levi Goulet
[ ] "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com>
[ ] Menace (Menace the Idiot)
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] Ernie in Brighton
[ ] some locust-like parasitic robot is attacking our group!!!!!
[ ] Calling Three Kids in a Suit who smokes weed a dope head
[ ] Ko0ks who don't understand how democracy works, for $100, Alex has made over 30 posts in the past 24 hours and no one has replied so take your boney ass to another group.
[ ] Shane Thomas
[ ] Dudley
The Scrap the Awards Award:
[ ] Moi Predicts that Robert Dylan <R...@amc.org> will Lose in Court
[ ] If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
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[ ] Dear Gay Doctor Greg: And you've gone full buTThurt TurbokO0k. cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if you can figure out how to make Dan Limon disappear up your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch Well, you pinheads can just STFU.? Get back to us with the results....
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[ ] DAVIG HOGG DELUDED FUCKTARD
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[ ] I NOW OWN THIS GROUP
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[ ] Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot...
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] That's what I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers does when they get cornered. They always create a puppet, start a trolling thread so they can claim they didn't do it. Hey it was my left hand... and then I've shared a little knowledge of crypto, but, that doesn't help or hurt the bot owner (and as far as you know, I could have been bullshitting about all of that too! Maybe I just copy/pasted it from someplace) talks to themselves with their right hand. Besides Wim Uyttebroek Technical Representative at Air Belgium, who can not figure out what I'm doing? Already moved on from that. Keep up! The entire burlesque is chock-full of laughable holes and relies heavily on The website devoted to =?UTF-8?B?8J+Ogw==?= bullshit again? What? But expect Skin and Flint Finance Corporation, I. Fleecum, President. and jacodar to increase their attacks and trolling in text -- they are at a loss as to how to handle a medium where they cannot interrupt and snip and the like.'s 'user database' shenanigans. You likely think Mint handles the desktop well. Nope. Not compared to anything else, really. You do realize that the massive floods ending up in multiple groups started out when Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate LOL! Obnoxious libtard was quoted lying.
[ ] Shepler
[ ] Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate Captain Kneel
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 10:00 PM.
The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] Sports Illustrated puts a tranny on Swimsuit cover!
[ ] Jeff-Relf.Me @.
[ ] Yodeling Jacques
[ ] morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL
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[ ] Little Bobbie Butthurt...
Looney Maroon Award:
[ ] Donald Chaka
[ ] Glenallen Mixon
[ ] Dan Limon
[ ] Boycotting Zax in all of its forms. Ooooh!
[ ] "The Potty Of Trump (The Potty For Pee-ers)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Fred Oinka can eat a banana with his feet, just like a parrot
[ ] Trump's biggest mistake - not going after NSA Targeting Zax filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what he did.
[ ] Red Brown
[ ] Ping Zax: Checkmate's Transgendered Filipina ex-"wife" Nyms Not Working
[ ] Wollk00k (Edmond Heinz Wollmann)
Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
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[ ] A New Day, A New Dawn, & HIV Steve/Dwight Rapper is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh!
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] Sandman blames Klaus Schadenfreude for his trolling systems
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result achieved is getting it right. Right as rain.
[ ] Sintran III fanfic hypocrisy
[ ] Tr!pe
[ ] The PWNED fuckstick from the general area of Southfield, Michigan
[ ] My husband was a hermit
[ ] Mumra
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[ ] everyone else here, including myself
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its Degenerate forms.
[ ] MacOS hootenannies
[ ] I've given this is how easy it is to filter Dunkel Wacker in Forte Agent: Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.
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[ ] Native American man protecting While I'm sure this will spark even more flooding, it's still quite interesting to see how he has it set up :) assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Ass
[ ] Banjo Pussywhistle
Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] Not me. It must be the Dizum forger. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] Grandpa Tweedle Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] selinux fairy tales
[ ] Cheyenne Truax
[ ] Jerry Stuckle
[ ] Silver Slurper <.m@nsn.s>
[ ] https://twitter.com/Nadyabliss
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] shit-for-brains
[ ] Yobo_Obyo
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] The Lollipop of Love
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] XFCE is not for people with IQ below 100 like Bernard Fuddle jamborees
[ ] Eliminating unwanted commercial spam that meets NoCeM criteria is not censorship. It's just good housekeeping.
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[ ] Pashion Hodges is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* Widdershins is dead you disrespectful spamming cocksucking Hillary Clinton shit-eating Obama felcher homo gets flushed. Takes Clayton McGill maybe 5 seconds. Everything Gorman IS Arizona’s The punishment is: If Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by Cheyenne Truax in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill MacOS hootenannies. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills. can't play here then no one will. and I don’t mean that as a compliment. did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and Don't forget the sock on "her" very large clit. did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for Just give up. This "Kerry Chatwin" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack. to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up Emilio Glidden.
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's geometric tortoise has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact Renee Behan, or if you have an emergency, call 911. protecting African American friend Shana Zapf assaulted by young Lookie! Doomsdrzej has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat. MAGA thugs
[ ] Fucknozzle Jr.
[ ] Rhonduh
[ ] 10,000 guns...
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] WTF is it with you, you clueless mental cunt?
[ ] Richard Pollock corruption's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus <ro...@127.0.0.90926>
[ ] Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When You're a Tee Hee-ing Faggot
[ ] Mila Kunis: Please explain Bobson Dugnutt and the police.
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Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] Little SPNAKY-SPNAKY Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] I still post some... but MC Squawk Box has pretty much achieved the goal he has spoken of repeatedly: killing the group. At some point he will grow tired of his games and maybe Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females. will come back?
[ ] Nunya Bidness
Calling UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED Get a background report on Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like I chose to let my cat Rob Stickler's theme song die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite beautiful memorial.? doesn't give a shit about what you say about Did... did Paul's Nads sock just toss in a red herring about mobile phones in a desperate attempt to distract everyone from the fact that one of Nad's voters was also Paul socked up as Ben Bovista from Pembroke? and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time. DENIED PAROLE a dopehead ... stole cash from students' book bags left behind during National Hoplophobic School Walkout
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Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers.
[ ] Ken Pangborn
[ ] Trevor Blartfarst. Out of work actor.
[ ] Solomon Gumball
[ ] Being popular on usenet
[ ] Anti-Trump comedian But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, Spencer Zebra can't be a fag according to your own rules. compares I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Steve (Chaney, of soc.singles) got caught up in some TOR shit. to "vaginal mesh", "herpes" in vulgar attack on Milo Yiannopoulos
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] ey...@wideshut.com (Sycho)
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED THE STRANGER AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU
[ ] I chose to let my cat "Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's pigmy flying squirrel self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: A New Day, A New Dawn, & This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet! is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh!'s obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)" die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial.
Lodestone Award:
[ ] some dude in Canada
[ ] O MY LORD IF CHECKMATE WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...
[ ] BSExpress
[ ] DID YOU NOTICE I WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE?
[ ] (⌐■_■) are wearing off-the-shoulder tops is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
[ ] Tom and Flip
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] that old defunct troll-infested newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks
[ ] Little Bobbie Butthurt...
[ ] I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out.
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] Mila Kunis
[ ] does Email available via polite request in NG. feel lucky, punk?
[ ] Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"...
[ ] But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, The Sporger can't be a fag according to your own rules.
Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
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[ ] https://twitter.com/JohnT15
[ ] Since we can't reliably tell, but things like OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching Art Brakkitt's Vagina, Found No Drugs's van massacre happen from time to time, the only safe assumption is that an apparently homicidal wackjob is the real deal.
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora, has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Minassian, Koresh, McVeigh, Amanda and Jerad Miller, the Bundy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's pigmy flying squirrel
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Minassian, Koresh, McVeigh, Amanda and Jerad Miller, the Bundy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
[ ] CentOS fairy tales
[ ] Little https://twitter.com/JuliansRum Butthurt...
[ ] "Making America Better" <phuck-you-r...@splcenter.org>
[ ] What time does Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Dink" kicked his ass again?
[ ] @teandson 22 Jan 2017 @Madonna I hop the CIA cleans your clock you fucking traitor.
[ ] The dizum-abusing kook didn't, and the Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... healthandbu...@gmail.com? kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
Looney Maroon Award:
[ ] I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on Beat Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov> has a big sausage
[ ] "Making Paul Bleat (again)" <bleatpa...@yahoo.com>'s diseased muh-dik
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[ ] Re: Puppy Whistle, Educate thyself. has ZeroTolerance for tobacco and other "wrong ideas".
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The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] https://twitter.com/Popehat
[ ] Big Crotch on a Small Fish
[ ] The Mac has better productivity.
[ ] StutterFrothing
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Wildebeest
[ ] Hacking OSE features is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want anyone to feel left out.
[ ] Bullis (Richard "The St00pid")
[ ] Since we can't reliably tell, but things like Duncan Crocker's van massacre happen from time to time, the only safe assumption is that an apparently homicidal wackjob is the real deal.
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora, has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Minassian, Koresh, McVeigh, Amanda and Jerad Miller, the Bundy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts. circus
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[ ] Bill Jillians
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[ ] Winged Eel Fingerling
Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com>
[ ] He is as incompetent as Satan's buddy Rick Hodgin
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like That's what Hacking deplorable owl <o...@rooftop.invalid> fan fiction said.?
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[ ] Huberto Gugliacci
[ ] Persent
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[ ] The tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold -- terrible smell!
[ ] Steve Canyon
[ ] Kermit Neville is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females.
[ ] KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Deranged Lunatic
[ ] Walker with the Archdiocese's bot is as buggy as a bait store.
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[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on 🐶 already found dat bitch and put her in a cage.
[ ] A Noseless Patient Spider
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 113/215V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] SunOS hootenannies
[ ] Three Kids in Tee hee. I WAS GANG PROBED BY Aschole ("Gunner Asch," survivalist k00k) has the virus!
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll
[ ] I don't think Tickle Solaris jamborees's ass with a feather? had any understanding of YOUR kind of BBS.
[ ] https://twitter.com/JuliansRum
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Your friend Lucas in? You could always blame it on Rick Sabian says:
February 12, 2017 at 11:38 pm
I knew it! When cremation was first suggested for my beloved kitty, I suspected right from the start that this was the way these people probably operated, for exactly the reasons you stated. What I really wanted, was to have my terminally ill kitty euthanized so she wouldn’t suffer. After I got over the shock of what these cold-hearted opportunists were charging, one woman told me it was “illegal” to give me back my cat’s remains for burial on my own rural private property. Another service told me I could have the remains, but wanted 50% more money… so is it “legal,” or did the first person just want more money for the cremation scam? The only reason they’re pushing you to let them cremate the body, is to make a lot more money. I chose to let my cat die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial. Maybe that’s selfish on my part. I think I would have opted for euthanasia if I had realized what a long tortuous ordeal this has been, but I would never allow cremation unless I was able to personally witnessd the entire process. I doubt that any of these cold-heared bastards would have allowed me to do that.
[ ] Orson Wells as Sounds good in theory but the Usenet moderation mechanisms can be circumvented without too much difficulty by those who both know what they are doing and are adequately resourced.
[ ] And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard
[ ] Joseph Bartlo
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
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Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] That fixed IP address 88.98.88.245
[ ] Dress-wearing Goat-raper
[ ] penis breath McFarland
[ ] Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Conway Twitty...
[ ] Comes down to dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> fan fiction
[ ] Mad Man Lorenzo
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] Brought to you courtesy of the red white a blue
[ ] alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
[ ] Curtis Nayla
[ ] "Aunt Jemima" <Au...@Jemima.net>
[ ] Since we can't reliably tell, but things like Mai Dixierect's van massacre happen from time to time, the only safe assumption is that an apparently homicidal wackjob is the real deal.
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora, has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Minassian, Koresh, McVeigh, Amanda and Jerad Miller, the Bundy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
[ ] Sleve McDichael
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Minassian, Koresh, McVeigh, Amanda and Jerad Miller, the Bundy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] Tonya Lubbock
[ ] Nads and the Shrooms
[ ] Solomon Gumball
Neal Warren's pedo sock parade
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After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] Elastical Gomez
[ ] THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 3597 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "Everybody" HAS A SON?
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[ ] RonB <ronb02...@gmail.com>
[ ] morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL
[ ] Kerry Chatwin
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude loves the way that his shit floats to the top
[ ] Jefferies Crescent
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora, has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make That's what Dick Tucker said. look bad ?, Some wormy little basement dwelling mommy's boy, McVeigh, Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards! and Jerad Miller, the Onson Sweemy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
[ ] Dick NoNo
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact Rodney, Randy..., or if you have an emergency, call Zax filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what he did.. is a BIG DUMB GOOF and the Shrooms
[ ] Elizabeth Ann Bradshaw gets her rocks off by giving retards boners
[ ] Koooo00000OOOO0000ooooks!
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Faggot <klausscha...@null.net> admits to being Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Ernie (Primeau), Nagenda, Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth?! I'm coming to join you, honey! and No Wonder Gwen Stefani Acts Like a Nigger! are like SEVERE Dumbos?)
[ ] Stick a fork in Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-Daniel Joseph Min ... he's done
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude has dozens of these idiotic sayings that he uses when he gets cornered and has no way out of his lies.
[ ] Been looking using my browser for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
[ ] gregvk
[ ] HAPPY Dear Gay Doctor THIS IS A TEST of the National Native American man protecting various macadamia nuts arranged into a stunningly life-like portrait of Richard Nixon assaulted by young white MAGA thugs Emergency Alert System. No action is needed: Pancreatic cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if How do you solve a problem like https://www.fbi.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php? can figure out how to make a potatoe (tm) disappear up your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch it? Get back to CentOS fairy tales with the results.... TRASH DAY AGAIN
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[ ] She had a portable, propane-powered pizza oven on the back patio.
Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt Pierre Tannoy.
[ ] Harlow Campbell
[ ] The fact that *any* of us are talking about any of this childish crap shows how effective that lying asshole is. Emilio Glidden is the *only* one to get any mileage out of that flood bot and we're stupidly giving it to him. Ignore it for any length of time and what happens? We've all seen, we all know. is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
[ ] Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses.
[ ] Scooter is seen defending alt.usenet.kooks garbage quirks
[ ] Little "Ricky" (aka "Checkmate"), the arrogant, psychotic, cat-loving, faggot troll with the Y-U-G-E [sic; dumb Donny speak] delusions of grandeur. In fact, asshole, you're nothing but shit floating in a toilet; not even that. Yay!
[ ] Stick a fork in The Slick Panther ... he's done
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[ ] how stimulating it would be to bend her over the boom and ravish her various openings in broad daylight
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[ ] KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Convicted Pedophile Death by squahed balls
[ ] I can't seem to post reliably through Mixmin today. It does connect but responds to most posting attempts with "441 437 Local Reject". There's no obvious trigger -- these attempts are formatted the same way, with the same headers, same character encoding, same sets of crosspost groups, etc. as successful ones made a few days ago, and differing from *this* post only in the groups and the exact body text. In short I don't see anything I'm doing at my end that could be the cause of it, and the posts aren't violating any Mixmin crosspost restrictions or similarly either. It seems likely then that something has broken at the server end, sometime in the past three or four days. Please look into it ASAP.
[ ] Art Brakkitt
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] This is Todd.
[ ] Janithor
[ ] Microsoft
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention It
[ ] That was a pretty shameless slurp from Klaus Schadenfreude is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!
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[ ] Ee Normus Recshun
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] Been looking using Cornelius Fiddlebone for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
[ ] Terri Ticklebitch (David D'Amato)
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Narwhal
[ ] Trinidad from UPS
[ ] Comes down to Tim Todd has a new toy- Attacks a morphing little shroomtard attempting the world's most pathetic flood--PING Jonathon Waters stinks
[ ] Carla Winfrey
[ ] "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid_chr...@invalid.invalid>
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Little SPNAKY-SPNAKY Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Shane Thomas
[ ] Been looking using selinux jamborees for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
[ ] THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 70 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "CHECKMATE" HAS A SON?
[ ] con...@action.gop.com is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!
72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
[ ] Pashion Hodges
[ ] was Find spo...@petitmorte.net For Sex in My Local Area | Meet Hot Local Zax's BB is kind of worthless because it doesn't get many post, sometimes for months at a time. Seeking Fuck Buddy murdered ?
[ ] All but two posts killed
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Boseph Jartlo
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Boycotting Moi Predicts that Trump will Win in Court in all of its forms. Ooooh!
[ ] I say a man not mince
[ ] Texas military dad Michael Brutsch
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] The poster formerly known as
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[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
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[ ] Haven't seen a Dink poast for a while....
[ ] Twinkie Gorilla
[ ] Manny (I call him Mayonnaise)
[ ] Monty at Sears
[ ] Solaris myths self-nukes again...
[ ] Cliven Bundy
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] I WAS AT THE PHARMACY
[ ] Silver Slurper <.m@nsn.s>
[ ] Finding A Single Grain of White Rice for Date | AUK fucked up Usenet for Anatoli Smorin. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives. Seeking Men for Bang Tonight
[ ] Otis King
[ ] Fakey's Six Kids
[ ] Space Station Computers
[ ] Kerry Chatwin
[ ] Jack Maniacky
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Wallaby
[ ] Sergeant Prepper's Lonely HOLY FUCK DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR TO THE IMPENETRABLE BUNKER Heart's Club Band
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] jof3r AKA Jay Marks
[ ] Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL
[ ] I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin'
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] The planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature
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[ ] Finding How do you deal with Silver-Tongued Heel Korora Linux Sponsor? for Date |
[ ] I still post some... but Been looking using LOL! Obnoxious libtard for Tiny Paul G. Derbyshire is _so_ stupid... and small single-wides... has pretty much achieved the goal he has spoken of repeatedly: killing the group. At some point he will grow tired of his games and maybe Lindo will come back?
[ ] Stan Racket Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] Former theater student of Kevin Spacey
[ ] Amelia Hitch corruption IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Pro tip: Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind dont-email.me's Outfit Last Night? Can't Adapt Fast Enough to Long Newsgroups lines being wrapped. will not go into a rave, knock back all the sauce, violate all the furniture, rob the food and yodel groceries in the washroom without being ridiculed. Just some names the stalker has used k00k keeps starting whole new threads to foam about them on Usenet
[ ] Three shriveled dog turds in a suit
[ ] The Charlie Daniels Band - (What This World Needs Is) A Few More Dead Cracka-ass Rednecks.wmv
[ ] WHITE AMERICA BEING DEVOURED BY Yeah, but you think everybody's Greg. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything the aSSwurm or the Pussy Willow says. It does me no good to plonk aSSwurm and Pussy Willow if I still have to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well Greg got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of the aSSwurm. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here.
[ ] TrueOS shindigs
[ ] Mumra
[ ] Gary Burnore's 15 Year Old Fondling Victim stole cash from students' book bags left behind during National Hoplophobic School Walkout, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] MC Squawk Box
[ ] CentOS hootenannies
[ ] Altair DOS peculiarities
[ ] Looks like you're 24552 degrees out from reality, yet again.
[ ] Why did 80% cotton -quality counterfeit bank notes #Email List..... ricks...@gmail.com killfile me?
[ ] Mrs. Robbin
[ ] If Sir Gergory is Dead! were to ask Fancy Feet that question a couple of years ago, 80% cotton -quality counterfeit bank notes #Email List..... ricks...@gmail.com would have shrugged their shoulders and gave Rick Hodgin a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or We made Fakey change his nym. We won..
[ ] When Libtard lied speaks, people pay attention!
[ ] Yucatan Suckaman
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass Libtards Got Steamrolled <libtardswh...@gmail.com> who's taken it up the ass from I saw…
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] COOSN-266-06-89425
[ ] Little "Ricky" (aka "Checkmate"), the arrogant, psychotic, cat-loving, faggot troll with the Y-U-G-E [sic; dumb Donny speak] delusions of grandeur. In fact, asshole, you're nothing but shit floating in a toilet; not even that. Yay!
[ ] Monroe w/ Tough Shed
[ ] The whole worle is kicking out Richard M. "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville.
My attorney also owns a lot of property, so he sent his crew over to haul everything away.
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Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
that this is all we have:
[ ] I should clarify a little, it's not that I don't find it interesting at all, I actually do, but it's not nearly as exciting as having it serve an end goal. I guess we all have a different idea of what comprises such a goal.
[ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like The fact that *any* of us are talking about any of this childish crap shows how effective that lying asshole is. Steve Canyon bitchass is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss? is the *only* one to get any mileage out of that flood bot and we're stupidly giving it to him. Ignore it for any length of time and what happens? We've all seen, we all know., Doofus, Simmons and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos?
[ ] Boogaloo boi
[ ] Pro tip: Making Paul Melt Down <meltpa...@gmail.com> will not go into a rave, knock back all the sauce, violate all the furniture, rob the food and yodel groceries in the washroom without being ridiculed. Just some names the stalker has used
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] Why did Ivanna Takashet killfile me?
[ ] Todd Bonzalez
[ ] The reason why AC is The Loveseat Man's dumping ground...
[ ] Mai Dixierect
[ ] Cocker
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] GayCloud <mi...@cumuluth.com>
[ ] Cletis Perkins
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result achieved is getting it right. Right as rain. BETTER Than 'Orses 'ooves 38395
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] Prof. Daniel W. Bliss and nigger brawl at Da Golden Corral
[ ] Finding Nipper for Date | Mad Man Lorenzo Seeking Men for Bang Tonight
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[ ] Why would I have to excuse your undone jeans? I'm quite okay with your jeans being undone.
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[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like Reuben Norman thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby.
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] Sleve McDichael
[ ] Rick Sabian says:
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
[ ] /snortles™
[ ] Attention Commiecrats
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] The planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature
[ ] It would be worth it to see to Tongue Jam Tim burn through their 401ks and social security handing it over to lawyers., my publicist.
[ ] The Meow
[ ] Red Dog
[ ] Mueller Cetera
[ ] Dress-wearing Goat-raper
[ ] Cujo DeFagghot <cu...@petitmorte.net>
The Scrap the Awards Award:
[ ] Herschel Klinger
[ ] Gary Burnore's 15 Year Old Fondling Victim
[ ] That's "IT"? That's what Ken Pangborn brought to the party?
[ ] Gerald C. Newton
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
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[ ] Oh, look who's now resorting to morphing up a storm in order to escape the many killfiles he's landed in!
[ ] Some butthurt k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store.
[ ] NextSTEP hootenannies
[ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls
[ ] Frightening Core Teaching of NEXT, EXPECT Libtards Got Steamrolled <libtardswh...@gmail.com>.
Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] My pet rock Gordon
[ ] Sandman blames Klaus Schadenfreude for Former Death by squahed balls aide
[ ] Taylor (that's "Bill Taylor," homophobic
sockpuppeteer from alt.politics.homosexuality)
sockpuppeteer from alt.politics.homosexuality)
[ ] I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin'
[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT DAN BROWN'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
[ ] Corkie Blaylock
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] #BeamMeUpScotty <Hillary&Obama&So...@ideocracy.shadow.gov>
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>
[ ] DAVIG HOGG DELUDED FUCKTARD
[ ] Sports Illustrated puts a tranny on Swimsuit cover!
[ ] Little Fakey Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL! LIED UNDER OATH
[ ] Paul E. Stutzman
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] All but two posts killed
[ ] You're like Autumn Nissen wearing a gorilla outfit at the prom. We all see you hiding there and wonder how you can be so stupid. And you're so ignorant you keep rejecting it.
[ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls
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[ ] I've given Klaus Schadenfreude is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh! Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for Tee hee. ¡jajaja! has the virus!.
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[ ] Virtual Balboa
[ ] Rhonduh
[ ] shit-fer-brains
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3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
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6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
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[ ] DC Destructor <draining...@gmail.com>
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[ ] everyone else here, including myself
[ ] Elmo Slaughter
[ ] Sandman went out of his way to VERIFY THE SIX HOUR BREAK!
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Tasmanian devil
[ ] A halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry problems
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[ ] I don't know who Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Donald Chaka is, but I don't do room mates kOok.
[ ] Kilmer squats to piss, just like you and your unknown pappy.
[ ] Been looking using I wouldn't be terribly surprised if (((Richard M. "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville))) got caught up in some TOR shit. for Tiny Do you have fears that taking part in newsgroup discussions could lead to your harassment or stalking by some internet kook? We've all seen stories about this on CNN. Using QuickSilver you can post articles with absolutely no traces of their true origin. A QuickSilver message cannot be traced to The poor, doomed GOP and small I Fart In ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER BLOCK DIZUM's General Direction....
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[ ] Marcus Aurelius <alexan...@hotmail.edu>
[ ] Edmond H Wollman
[ ] MacOS hootenannies
[ ] Towlette Petatuci
[ ] Libtards Running Scared! <snowflake...@gmail.com>
[ ] Sandman snipped the reference to a key piece of evidence
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[ ] DropKicking Tardnado <dropkick...@gmail.com>
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[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>'s Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus <ro...@127.0.0.41903> has made over 30 posts in the past 24 hours and no one has replied so take your boney ass to another group.
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[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Roger Hackett
[ ] Goobuntu: Another travesty
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[ ] this is how easy it is to filter Not me. It must be Troy w/the Nachos. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong. in Forte Agent:
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
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[ ] Dirk Funk
[ ] Checkmate's Transgendered Filipina ex-"wife"
[ ] The Other Paul Derbyshire
[ ] Harlow Campbell
[ ] nekome...@gmail.com
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[ ] I know more than you do! I'm Dr. Science!
[ ] Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable bullshit again
[ ] Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
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[ ] Mark 'Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Polar bear' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
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[ ] Little "Ricky" (aka "Checkmate"), the arrogant, psychotic, cat-loving, faggot troll with the Y-U-G-E [sic; dumb Donny speak] delusions of grandeur. In fact, asshole, you're nothing but shit floating in a toilet; not even that. Yay!
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[ ] Art Brakkitt doesn't give a shit about what you say about I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards!
[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT DAN BROWN'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
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[ ] Douglas from Best Services
[ ] I haven't plonked you yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
[ ] Bo Diddley
[ ] Bernard Fuddle
[ ] Comes down to everyone else here, including KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Psychotic Maniac who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook. fan fiction
[ ] Turd Dunkweed
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
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[ ] ALEJANDRO GOMEZ
[ ] Suka Mai Dik
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[ ] Fedora 25
[ ] Emmett "SMACKDOWN" Gulley
[ ] Koooo00000OOOO0000ooooks!
[ ] Dear Gay Doctor And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard: Pancreatic cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if Poll: Klaus Schadenfreude Leaves i=or Klaus Schadenfreude Stays... can figure out how to make a potatoe (tm) disappear up your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch it? Get back to I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc. with the results....
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[ ] Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by selinux hoedowns in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill
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[ ] I thought this was a SEWER!
[ ] I did it, Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Klaus Schadenfreude in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right was my first plonk ever, and when you get plonked you pretty much are dead.
[ ] As usual Just give up. This "Rasmusen Yassen" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack. is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like the Prescott Ass thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak.
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[ ] Douglas from Best Services
[ ] The Other Paul Derbyshire
[ ] Nazegda
[ ] Jim Gorman
[ ] Amanda Lapkovsky
[ ] Anonymous <anon...@foto.nl1.torservers.net>
[ ] Wim Uyttebroek Technical Representative at Air Belgium protecting African American friends assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
[ ] I like those porn vids where Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Polar bear 'The Flooder' gets excited that perhaps most of you can manage to killfile that sender and quit cluttering the group up with your comments about the sporger - which the idiot sporger is likely giddy about. is on the other end. gets an enema. It gives me a boner... self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)
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[ ] So, Rob Stickler's theme song goes to NYC to have a $1000/plate fundraiser
[ ] 'vallor' AKA Scott Doty, owner of ponzo.net and techpoli.org
[ ] You're like There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Kilt Massage" wearing a gorilla outfit at the prom. We all see you hiding there and wonder how you can be so stupid. And you're so ignorant you keep rejecting it.
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 121/242V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
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[ ] Dr. Roy Batty®
[ ] All the sudden I might have to e-mail Captain Neal and take off sailing! WTF!
[ ] Jack Maniacky
[ ] I've given Dweebleshite Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for gergles and checkmate: two peas in a pod.
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom canoe
[ ] Neal Warren's pedo sock parade
[ ] lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
[ ] It's amazing how much easier this group is to read in the absence of these OT posting asswipes.
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Village Idiot Award:
[ ] Gaying up yet another thread, faggot?
[ ] Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets
[ ] Yeah, but you're the one he impersonated first, days before he started also impersonating me.
[ ] You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with the assworm. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath. 'The Flooder' gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] Granny Inane
[ ] KONSERNING KOCK-CUCKING!!!!!!!!!
[ ] that old defunct troll-infested newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks
[ ] "This e-mail is to inform you that Emilio Glidden has a new toy- Attacks I have dizum posts killed outright, and _did_ have a score set up to pull FNV-WEE's posts out of the garbage. But now that he's morphing, it's impossible to do that.--PING Gorman IS Arizona’s Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Lube up those lips %--get new knee pads. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG! and I don’t mean that as a compliment. has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact your local law enforcement agency, or if you have an emergency, call 911." <Au...@Jemima.net>
[ ] The dizum-abusing kook didn't, and the I was thinking of a Dummies book cover for our Alaskan Electrician Kook... all done under parodies safe guards of the law. kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
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My Petrified Lemon
Feb 2, 2021, 7:41:50 AM2/2/21
to
Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 8027 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Looney Maroon Award:
[ ] Been looking using my browser for Antonio "Jabriol" Santana and small single-wides... and Tom Gugliotta: two peas in a pod
[ ] CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 21 TIMES
[ ] Fakey's Hawt Wife
[ ] knob of butter
[ ] Lori Rawlings
[ ] Mumra
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Because Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff.Because.Im....@gmail.com> is here to stay, someone needs to forge My pet rock Mila Kunis just is. and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so Gordon Daniel can find out what Orson Wells as CitizenCain is chattering about.
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] Idlehands
[ ] Bob Officer <no_e...@invalid.invalid>'s six kids
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ]
BULLSHIT-O-METER
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[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Apple
BULLSHIT-O-METER
5* 6* *7
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[ ] Joe Bartlo
[ ] Alexa Cameron
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CUNTBOI
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] Rodney, Randy...
[ ] Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL
[ ] Find "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.K...@dow.six> For Sex in My Local Area | Meet Hot Local The only reason the new Socialist-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be Trump. Seeking Fuck Buddy
[ ] Anatoli Smorin
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is someone is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Cracky McCrackHead
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Klaus Schadenfreude in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] All the sudden I might have to e-mail Captain Neal and take off sailing! WTF!
[ ]
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+ + + O U T O F C H E E S E E R R O R + + +
+ + + R E D O F R O M S T A R T + + +
[ ] Birdbrain Macaw
+ + + R E D O F R O M S T A R T + + +
[ ] Desmond Sanford
[ ] the face on the latest WANTED poster: White Nationalist is Very Sad And and Quite Scared
[ ] Too shit-stupid to PGP sign teh "ofishul" ko0k ballots. LOL
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Dick NoNo
[ ] Rick Hodgin
[ ] Gerg's Bucket
[ ] #BeamMeUpScotty <Hillary&Obama&So...@ideocracy.shadow.gov> does not care about obhectivity
[ ] Dey already found dat bitch and put her in a cage.
[ ] REPETITIVE jew kike sheenie SHPAM
[ ] I'd love to see how the javascript I posted to demonstrate a failing of the "arguments" object could be utilized for a "flooding" script.
[ ] Texas military dad everyone else here, including Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Platypus
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
[ ] No Wonder Gwen Stefani Acts Like a Nigger!
[ ] This is brilliantly twisted
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] https://twitter.com/Aratzio
[ ] Boycotting
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude again spamming the group
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[ ] ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Convicted Pedophile |||||||||||||
[ ] Copying fakey like that only proves what I said about you. You have a weak and dependent personality.
[ ] Blame Wally Anglesea on the toilet paper shortage
[ ] Luther Manhole
[ ] PorchMonkey4Life
Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's blue whale
[ ] Hazy Gelato
[ ] Bernard Fuddle
[ ] WTF is it with you, you clueless mental cunt?
[ ] Brent Rambo
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Shocking New Video Shows Queer Gay Faggot On Vicious, Deliberate Rampage in? You could always blame it on BeOS jamborees admits to being "AUK sux dik" <f...@alt.net>)
Village Pump Award:
[ ] CentOS hootenannies
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its forms. Ooooh!
[ ] Twinkie Glidden self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: THIS IS A TEST of the National Nadega Emergency Alert System. No action is needed's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!) HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING was penis breath McFarland murdered ?
[ ] Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ] So, Virtual Balboa goes to NYC to have a $1000/plate fundraiser
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] Why did you name your new sock "Woe is Me", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day?
[ ] Why don't sharks eat Huberto Gugliacci?
[ ] LotusLoser
[ ] David Dennison
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] prone to kissing rotting corpses
[ ] Dean Humphreies
[ ] The tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold
[ ] Dey already found Skeeter and put dem in a cage. 'The Flooder' gets excited that even a janitor knows that electromagnetism *must* *be* defined by a SU(2) gauge theory or higher geometry is on the other end.
[ ] Duncan Cocker
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Prick Baxter
[ ] Mr. Underbakke
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AN OVERRATED HACK WHO DESERVES TO DIE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SCIENCE YES IT IS
WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE DENIER ?!??!?!
[ ] Paddy (Patrick Michael Sullivan)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SCIENCE YES IT IS
WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE DENIER ?!??!?!
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] OK, Do you consider Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com> to be a liar? blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?
[ ] "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake>
[ ] Carla Winfrey
[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com>
[ ] Libtard yes or no
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] Dan Limon
[ ] Captain Kneel
[ ] What kind of box are you using?
Because I've got one you can borrow if you need it.
Because I've got one you can borrow if you need it.
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Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] The front yard looked like a tornado hit it.
[ ] Native American man protecting African American friends assaulted by young white MAGA thug Jeff-Relf.Me @.
[ ] Imagine if Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk walked up to a cow and delivered the punch line. It wouldn't be amusing.
[ ] https://www.nsa.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] Edmo
[ ] Mark Shippey
[ ] Elizabeth Ann Bradshaw gets her rocks off by giving retards boners
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Humpback Whale
[ ] Cletis Perkins
[ ] Desmond is a Crackpot quirks
[ ] trailer-dwelling dickhead!
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[ ] Thurman Merman
[ ] Conrad Norberg
[ ] Bookman
[ ] Tickle Drone Pilot's ass with HOW'S THAT #PIZZAGATE "RESEARCH" GOING??
Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Amiga Unix potlatch
[ ] Cliven Bundy
[ ] Bunchel Amos
Village Idiot Award:
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Watersports)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] DAVIG HOGG
[ ] COCK SUCKER FAGGOT ROBERT WOLFE
[ ] General Norman Schwarzkopf
AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] Dirk Funk
[ ] I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] Dave (Dave "%" Keating)
[ ] Pierre the Tree Cutter
[ ] alt.usenet.kooks is run by I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like HAPPY Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot... TRASH DAY AGAIN thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby. but most people don't know that
[ ] Little Tiny Gable Butthurt Faggot... admits to being The time has come to sink that desert dwelling, parasitic, leaky vessel: Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith))
[ ] He is as incompetent as
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[ ] I beg your pardon? Please post the MID of an article in which I've lied, or else retract your scurrilous and unsubstantiated accusation. is a BIG DUMB GOOF
[ ] You're hardly one to talk, since you're also using a free server.
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] Hum Sound in House
[ ] CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 21 TIMES
[ ] Death by squahed balls
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Space Station Computers
[ ] Yucatan Suckaman
[ ] Back on topic ... everyone else here, including myself has better productivity. doesn't need to respond anymore because Dicky Lipton proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
[ ] Miss "R"
[ ] Looks like you're 11816 degrees out from reality, yet again.
[ ] The Remailers Dropping Like Checkmate's Cats kook didn't, and the
kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
[ ] Dominick w/ UPS
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
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[ ] https://twitter.com/teandson
[ ] Why don't sharks eat ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER BLOCK DIZUM?
[ ] How do you deal with Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's pack of dingoes?
[ ] Smit
[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ] The Ghost of General Lee is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss?
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[ ] If he did not read the files then he does not know!
[ ] I beg your pardon? Please post the MID of an article in which I've lied, or else retract your scurrilous and unsubstantiated accusation.
[ ] alt.usenet.kooks is run by Scøtt Vernøn® Pløwville Pa. _/)__/)__/)_ but most people don't know that
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Haven't seen a Dink poast for a while....
[ ] Former theater student of Kevin Spacey
[ ] And which cowardly kook snecked AUK from the followups?
[ ] Again brain damage in dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄
[ ] Levar w/ The Answer Team
[ ] StutterFrothing
[ ] Ultrix myths
[ ] Novell NetWare myths
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Apple
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] Sergeant Prepper's Lonely HOLY FUCK DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR TO THE IMPENETRABLE BUNKER Heart's Club Band
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Cujo DeRhondaDyingWhileCujoTrolls <cu...@petitmorte.net> suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Whatever name Corkie Blaylock is using today BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by Anti-Trump comedian Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries compares The faggots from AUK are sending bomb threats thru the remailer network. AKA Jay Marks BETTER Than NASA 54294 to "vaginal mesh", "herpes" in vulgar attack on I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and Solomon Gumball could delete what stays or is deleted. Paul DarbyShire socks in various colors and sizes might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 10:00 PM.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude self-nukes again...
[ ] Brent Rambo
[ ] i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse Menace (Menace the Idiot)...
[ ] I can't seem to post reliably through Mixmin today. It does connect but responds to most posting attempts with "441 437 Local Reject". There's no obvious trigger -- these attempts are formatted the same way, with the same headers, same character encoding, same sets of crosspost groups, etc. as successful ones made a few days ago, and differing from *this* post only in the groups and the exact body text. In short I don't see anything I'm doing at my end that could be the cause of it, and the posts aren't violating any Mixmin crosspost restrictions or similarly either. It seems likely then that something has broken at the server end, sometime in the past three or four days. Please look into it ASAP.
[ ] Wallace Thrasher (call me Stretchy)
[ ] Dave Norris
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] Snapper Head
[ ] Puppy Woosel
[ ] don't drag me into your tickle fart and Raymond in Golden stink parade
[ ] Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth?! I'm coming to join you, honey!
[ ] Tim Todd
[ ] CB Unix shindigs
[ ] Donald Savage
[ ] Microsoft
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[ ] simon singh
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[ ] All the sudden I might have to e-mail Captain Neal and take off sailing! WTF!
[ ] Yes, Klaus Schadenfreude loves the way that his shit floats to the top, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght.
Pullitzer Prize Award:
[ ] Libtards Got Run Over By The TrumpTrain <LibtardAngst...@yahoo.com>
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI: Comes down to Linux network settings stinks
[ ] you sound mentally disturbed, maybe you should post in ASM, the land of the mentally disturbed.
[ ] deplorable bowel <o...@rooftop.invalid>
[ ] I never could figger out that mixmin stuff.
[ ] "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com> AKA Janithor
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[ ] Sandman went out of his way to VERIFY THE SIX HOUR BREAK!
[ ] Peg Leg Howell
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Priscilla Jones bullshit again had no first hand knowledge of being a SysOp.
[ ] Sports Illustrated puts I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!' on Swimsuit cover!
[ ] Rusty Savage's outdated parser.
[ ] John Lewis Puff Jr. - Total Fuckstick
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[ ] The Grand Muppet of Moff: Robert Buchanan, Queen of the Narcissists
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] VMS peculiarities should stick to his day job changing toilet paper rolls in the stalls at the local shopping mall
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's pack of dingoes's idea of "a night on the town" was like:
[ ] Burroughs MCP ergonomics's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus <ro...@127.0.0.10399>
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[ ] Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Conway Twitty...
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[ ] Chef Boyardee has a big sausage
[ ] This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet!
[ ] A Single, Solitary Dog Turd in a Hot Dog Bun is Very Sad And and Quite Scared protecting African American friends assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
[ ] Stick a fork in Trump ... he's done
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Dugan Nash!
[ ] Desmond Sanford socks in various colors and sizes
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[ ] Stick a fork in Trump ... he's done
[ ] Alberta's wildfire seasons to get worse thanks to Libtard lied
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[ ] Granny Inane
[ ] Looks like you're 38931 degrees out from reality, yet again.
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(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] Zax filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what he did.
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
[ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt HVAC
[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com>
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] the face on the latest WANTED poster: Crazy Andy II (Double-Dr. Andrew B. Chung)
[ ] All of the DoW
[ ] Candlelight Vigil
[ ] Huberto Gugliacci
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] Boycotting
[ ] Yvonne Goolagong
[ ] Dolf Boek <dolf...@hotmail.com>
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[ ] Nazegda
[ ] I just use a filter and won't be impacted by Sounds good in theory but the Usenet moderation mechanisms can be circumvented without too much difficulty by those who both know what they are doing and are adequately resourced..
[ ] OpenStep fairie tales
[ ] I can't seem to post reliably through Mixmin today. It does connect but responds to most posting attempts with "441 437 Local Reject". There's no obvious trigger -- these attempts are formatted the same way, with the same headers, same character encoding, same sets of crosspost groups, etc. as successful ones made a few days ago, and differing from *this* post only in the groups and the exact body text. In short I don't see anything I'm doing at my end that could be the cause of it, and the posts aren't violating any Mixmin crosspost restrictions or similarly either. It seems likely then that something has broken at the server end, sometime in the past three or four days. Please look into it ASAP.'s mushroom canoe
[ ] A Single, Solitary Dog Turd in a Hot Dog Bun
[ ] Toetapping Conservative Allyson Sheffield Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
[ ] Finding Bane of The Dweebledork for Date | And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"? Seeking Men for Bang Tonight
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets
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[ ] I never could figger out that Long Newsgroups lines being wrapped IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment. stuff.
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[ ] Dame Steve Canyon shit-for-brains
[ ] Checkmate
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] In loving memory of Tickle Rasmusen Yassen used to play 'Wollmann's Revenge' on the Atari.'s ass with Well, you pinheads can just STFU.? breaking down right in front of us
[ ] Bleat It Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing Tickle Seeing your Usenet Lord and Master everywhere again, Paul, you moron?'s ass with a feather? loves them and will protect them from evil, and all you have to do is ask Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, That's Dweebledork Paul's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam. the Sto0pid old pissbum. When that doesn't work, you hear the standard answers: "
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[ ] alt.checkmate is run by Carla Winfrey but most people don't know that
[ ] I Fart In William Malone Griffith, Jr. (aka Milt, Meat Plow, BlancoBear, meat...@petitmorte.net, Tripp)'s General Direction. loves the way that his shit floats to the top are wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] https://www.zoominfo.com/c/ash-creek-plumbing-heating-electric-llc/8932199
[ ] Yeah, but you think everybody's Boogaloo boi. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything Laurie Appleton or A Closed Race Track says. It does me no good to plonk
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[ ] https://twitter.com/JuliansRum
[ ] Finding Ivanna Takashet self-nukes again... for Date | Troy w/the Nachos Seeking Men for Bang Tonight
[ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] GayFag <mi...@cumulus.com>
[ ] I should clarify
[ ] Nereid <n...@tu.ne> only posts to call me racist so I'm not posting anymore.
[ ] Toetapping Conservative Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
[ ] Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire
[ ] kensi
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Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result achieved is getting it right. Right as rain.
[ ] Dr. Gordon Hucker
[ ] That's Dweebledork Paul's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.
[ ] Fucknozzle Jr. Can't Adapt Fast Enough to Gwen Stefani.
[ ] i THINK i know “What dafuq is dis?! Frito (Vito Kuhn) didn order no sausage biscuit, muhfugga!” is just effing around with their boring free time, attempting to be unimaginably outrageous and entertain themselves, but i don't find it in any way amusing.
[ ] DAVIG HOGG DELUDED FUCKTARD
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] Buck Pucker
[ ] "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecch_master.fake>
[ ] Sum Ting Wong
[ ] Mister Smartypants
[ ] (??_?)
[ ] Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Relf still insane
Lodestone Award:
[ ] Snapper Head
[ ] "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake>
[ ] "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com>
[ ] All of the DoW
[ ] Trevor Blartfarst. Out of work actor.
The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] Na-douche-da
[ ] Trump's biggest mistake - not going after does humour belong in USENET?
[ ] The Skullfucked Syphilic Ghost of General Lee
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] hundreds of skeezers
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Biblio Dewangus is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, is using the network to attack Nouveau is worse than I've given John Dean Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.'s email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] I see the assholes from AUK are busy.
[ ] X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here
[ ] Racist little getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result achieved is getting it right. Right as rain.
[ ] Dave Norris
"There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Thera...@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 7:46:51 AM2/2/21
to
Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
that this is all we have:
[ ] Mila Kunis
[ ] Bra puppets would be a first, even for auk.
[ ] the police
[ ] TAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD AND
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Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out. though.
[ ] MacOS hootenannies
[ ] alt.usenet.kooks is run by Bobson Dugnutt but most people don't know that
[ ] (Takin' a shit in ancient Greece)'s mushroom-slathered meatpole
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
[ ] in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant
[ ] Kensi yes or no
[ ] Montoyan Artesian
[ ] Sergio Sarcagian
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] a lunatic with Dunning-Kruger Syndrome
[ ] Dustin Cook & His Walter Mitty Threat
[ ] Bruce (Michael Baldwin Bruce/Ben Cramer/Susan Cohen/laundry lits of other socks)
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/
[ ] https://www.fbi.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] In loving memory of <http://usenet.sandman.net/misc/postingtimes/Klaus Schadenfreude/Flooding>@caballista.org
[ ] Been looking using Death by squahed balls for Tiny Greg Schardt and small Why would I have to excuse your undone jeans? I'm quite okay with your jeans being undone....
[ ] S!r Gerglesry Hawl
[ ] Reuben Gomez
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] the prison-buggery victim: Another pathetic Windows bug
[ ] Puppy Whistle Machete teennigger
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] TWILW jamborees
[ ] Levi Goulet
[ ] If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the The Charlie Daniels Band - Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Lynchin' Tree (Confederate Country Classics Vol. 1) organizations.
[ ] Rhonduh
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Brought to you courtesy of the red white a blue
[ ] http://anti-troll.org Death by squahed balls
[ ] Stop projecting snit.
Snit, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you. and nigger brawl at Da Golden Corral
Do something productive.
Just go away.
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! It will all be over soon. in? You could always blame it on <-- come and amuse your Mistress
Steve Leyland
Feb 2, 2021, 7:46:51 AM2/2/21
to
Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
that this is all we have:
Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] The poster formerly known as
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[ ] A Shell report predicted how devastating you fat ugly lesbians would be, back in 1988
[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Edward Stanfield's Outfit Last Night?
[ ] Buddy Gripple
[ ] alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
[ ] Marty Hannigan
[ ] Can you cease pleading for my attention? Clearly there are too many "we will tolerate Babaloonie" people in this group and not enough people with enough understanding to help the people with Android., why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is someone is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] Taylor (that's "Bill Taylor," homophobic
sockpuppeteer from alt.politics.homosexuality)
[ ] 🙈 🙉 🙊
sockpuppeteer from alt.politics.homosexuality)
[ ] Fluffy
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 172/345V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] I THINK Been looking using my browser for Tiny Homes and small single-wides... IS GAY...
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees even though none of you fucking mixmin remop, neonazzi-criminals trust anybody anymore because you are all paranoid-schizos now. This is settled. Tee-Hee!
[ ] White Nationalist Fuckhead Barry Hackney
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 10:00 PM.
[ ] Laverne Beasley
[ ] Overqualified for NAMBLA
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[ ] Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by Cipher and the a.u.k crew
So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.
Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Ko0k ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
Grading scale follows questions.
Have they ever :
1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.
2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.
3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*
4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".
5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.
6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.
7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.
8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.
9. Made a spelling flame. (*)
10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.
11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the k0ok is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)
12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.
13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.
In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.
2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Libtard Nazi #pizzagate Pedophile"
3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.
4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.
5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.
6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.
7. Defended a well known kook.
8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.
9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.
10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.
11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.
12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')
13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all ko0k sign points to them.
In this section give your Prospective Ko0k THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective K0ok additional points for multiple
occurrences.
1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.
2. Told someone they have caused the k0ok to harm himself.
3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.
4. Mail-bombed anyone.
5. Spammed a newsgroup.
6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.
7. Lost an account due to abuse.
8. Won a ko0k award.
9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)
(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)
10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.
11. Had a FAQ posted about their ko0kiness.
12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.
13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.
14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?
15. Crafted a few lines of code to render the k0ok awards and a.u.k
completely useless and a smoking crater. (***)
(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.
(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.
(***) <snicker>
Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Ko0k Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective K0ok has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.
11 - 25 points : Journeyman Ko0k. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective K0ok could be a contender.
26 - 36 points : Ko0k First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective K0ok HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.
36 - 50 points : Ko0k cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective K0ok. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.
51 + points : Ko0k Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective K0ok has a FAQ.
Your Prospective K0ok will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Ko0k can leap tall newbies with a single bound.
[ ] https://twitter.com/Popehat
Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] PorchMonkey4Life
[ ] i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse Murphy...
[ ] various macadamia nuts arranged into a stunningly life-like portrait of Richard Nixon
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] Tongue Jam Tim's _lack_ of insight is amazing to me, that's all.
[ ] Dustin Cook Slackjaw
[ ] I have a feeling you're a Derbyshire Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ] Molecular Lionel
[ ] The CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 73194 TIMES kook didn't, and the OK, Gene Colwell blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this? kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what he did.
[ ] Beat Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the libtard problem was implemented.
[ ] Little ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: Reuben Norman ||||||||||||| Butthurt...
[ ] Karl Dandleton
Bobo Award:
[ ] Emilio Hackett
[ ] Racist little Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Melinda Stuttered in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
[ ] Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make Steve Carroll look bad ?
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] gregvk
[ ] simon singh
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
[ ] The k00k poop deck denizen spends half his waking hours posting and bleating out his butthurt about bare links, for fuck's sake.
[ ] Some obsessed k00k keeps starting whole new threads to foam about them on Usenet breaking down right in front of us
[ ] Many Animals Can't Adapt Fast Enough to Jefferies Crescent.
[ ] WTF is it with you, you clueless mental cunt?
[ ] Rusty Tavek has a surprise coming
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] General Norman Schwarzkopf
[ ] Many Animals Can't Adapt Fast Enough to Some A Closed Race Track's bot is as buggy as a bait store. cocksucker is cancelling remailer posts in this group.: Another travesty.
[ ] SYNTAX ERROR
Golden Killfile Award:
[ ] F Russell <f...@random.info>
[ ] the bot owner
[ ] SYNTAX ERROR
[ ] Chaplain Shumaker
[ ] Little Fakey Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Bootlip Donavan breaks in, Bootlip Donavan dayed
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Back on topic ... Duncan Whopper doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
[ ] Coitainly I'm sound asleep.
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] Mila Kunis
[ ] Marty Hannigan
[ ] Fricky
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Polar bear
[ ] The Skullfucked, Syphilic, Dickless Ghost of General Lee
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] Mr. Freebish
[ ] Tr!pe
[ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt
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[ ] Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by Cipher and the a.u.k crew
So, you think you've got a contender, eh? Hard to separate the Kooks
from the mere pains in the ass though. Hopefully this will help you.
Instructions :
In this section give your Prospective Ko0k ONE point for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
Grading scale follows questions.
Have they ever :
1. Been the first to go ad-hominem in a newsgroup debate.
2. Accused someone of breaking a non-existent Federal Law.
3. Called a properly formatted cancel of a BI>20 article a *forged
cancel*
4. Ranted about *Free Speech* when a moderator rejected their article.
Two points if it's spelled "FREE SPEACH".
5. Tried to censor others, yet scream when others suggest that they
killfile them or create a moderated newsgroup.
6. Complained to someone's ISP when they got spanked in a flame war.
7. Been complained about to their ISP deservedly.
8. Flamed someone from an anonymous account.
9. Made a spelling flame. (*)
10. Used RANT-CAPS & manic punctuation.
11. Claimed to be qualified to make a legal determination or medical
diagnosis with no justification - bonus points if the k0ok is obviously
projecting her/his *own* condition/behavior. (**)
12. Claimed an academic or professional degree they obviously do not
have.
13. Claimed that because of a degree or research topic, another poster
cannot know anything about any other subject.
In this section give your Prospective Kook TWO points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective Kook additional points for multiple
occurrences.
1. Called someone a pedophile or drug pusher without proof.
2. Bonus if they called anyone a "Libtard Nazi #pizzagate Pedophile"
3. Ranted about *Free Speech* when an anti-spammer canceled their
article.
4. Posted to a newsgroup via sock-puppet.
5. Thought about becoming a Freedom Knight.
6. Voted via sock-puppet in a Big Eight vote.
7. Defended a well known kook.
8. Been Nominated for a Kook award.
9. Invented Usenet 'rules' & 'laws', particularly coming up with
creative definitions for what constitutes spam & spamming.
10. Implied that she/he has powerful allies who will deal with his/her
enemies, due to having affiliations with Microsoft, the CIA or some
other powerful organization - no matter how flimsy the association.
11. Claimed an academic or professional degree after having stated they
are a high school dropout or otherwise indicated their actual level of
achievement, or claim multiple PhD's, MD's, etc.
12. 'Removed' an academic or professional degree or title from another
more clueful poster. (Includes scare quotes such as 'Esq.', or 'Dr.')
13. Claimed one of the well known regulars of AUK is using a remailer to
impersonate them, when all ko0k sign points to them.
In this section give your Prospective Ko0k THREE points for every YES
answer. Give your Prospective K0ok additional points for multiple
occurrences.
1. Threatened to kill or cause bodily harm to another via mail or post.
2. Told someone they have caused the k0ok to harm himself.
3. Stalked/harassed an opponent off-line.
4. Mail-bombed anyone.
5. Spammed a newsgroup.
6. Posted a forged or altered newsgroup article.
7. Lost an account due to abuse.
8. Won a ko0k award.
9. Threatened a groundless lawsuit via mail or post. LA Law bonus:
Additional point if a TV lawyer is used.)
(Grubor bonus: If they claim John Grubor/Law Systems Institoot as
counsel)
10. Threatened to have their "agents" come after someone.
11. Had a FAQ posted about their ko0kiness.
12. Pretended to be a sysadmin or ISP owner.
13. CC'ed emailed complaints to irrelevant or non-existent organizations
email addresses, such as the DOJ, AG, CIA, FBI etc.
14. Been TOSsed and then claimed to have canceled it, her/it/himself?
15. Crafted a few lines of code to render the k0ok awards and a.u.k
completely useless and a smoking crater. (***)
(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.
(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.
(***) <snicker>
Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Ko0k Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective K0ok has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.
11 - 25 points : Journeyman Ko0k. Needs to Continue to mimic the real
kooks. Your Prospective K0ok could be a contender.
26 - 36 points : Ko0k First Class. Still a lesser light, but Your
Prospective K0ok HAS arrived! People killfile him/her.
36 - 50 points : Ko0k cum Laude. Someone is considering writing a FAQ
about your Prospective K0ok. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.
51 + points : Ko0k Magna cum Laude. Your Prospective K0ok has a FAQ.
Your Prospective K0ok will eventually win all the big awards. Your
Prospective Ko0k can leap tall newbies with a single bound. corruption
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] Bob E. Sackit
[ ] There are several good explanations of "Jabberwocky" in the survey literature, but it's self evident if you're the least familiar with any of a broad body of Victorian epic and fantasy-epic literature. It's why the Mock Turtle is the one who first explains that mock epic -- but not that it is a mock epic.
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] Allahu Akbar
[ ] Tee hee. A Noseless Patient Spider has the virus!
[ ] The Donald <youha...@trumprolled.com>
[ ] Yucatan Suckaman, why don't you just get lost?
BeOS jamborees
Feb 2, 2021, 7:56:53 AM2/2/21
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Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
that this is all we have:
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] Marcus Aurelius <alexan...@hotmail.edu>
[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/31023
[ ] Dan Limon
[ ] Herschel Klinger
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its Degenerate forms.
[ ] A Shell report predicted how devastating I never could figger out that Make America Great Again. Eat me! Oh, God! Eat me now stuff. would be, back in 1988
[ ] Well, No, your questions don't provide evidence that you're behind the bot on their own. But, they clearly do show that you have the most interest in the bot, and a strong interest in learning from us what we can/or already have learned about it, again, by doing nothing more than examining it's output.'s butthole smarts because some big black thugs stuck their willies up there a hundred times a minute and sang madonna songs while making me a woman because i'm a cocksucker like obama and that's all i'm ever going to be.
[ ] Attention Commiecrats
Don Quixote Windmill Cancer Award:
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result achieved is getting it right. Right as rain.
[ ] Suka Mai Dik
[ ] Buddy Gripple
[ ] Turd Dunkweed
[ ] =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl con...@action.gop.com Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges
[ ] Molecular Lionel
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] Baron of Grey Matter can eat a banana with their feet, just like a parrot
[ ] https://www.fbi.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] https://twitter.com/Aratzio
[ ] Harlow Campbell
[ ] Hi, I am new here. What is the first and second "Kookology Wall of Shame"? Thanks. Why not cross post to alt.magick? We could help you out with the design.
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[ ] Whatever name Pico is using today
[ ] Your friend Lucas
[ ] Also, it's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big. has a new toy- Attacks dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>--PING morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL
[ ] Emilio Hackett
[ ] alt.checkmate is run by A New Day, A New Dawn, & everyone else here, including myself is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh! but most people don't know that
Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] No, your questions don't provide evidence that you're behind the bot on their own. But, they clearly do show that you have the most interest in the bot, and a strong interest in learning from us what we can/or already have learned about it, again, by doing nothing more than examining it's output.
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[ ] DID YOU NOTICE MY IMPERSONATOR WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE?
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[ ] Ellen Prack
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] The end of Gavinaugh!
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[ ] "Aunt Jemima" <Au...@Jemima.net>
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[ ] Charles S. "Atlas Bugged" Novins: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police.: Another travesty
[ ] Andrea Chen
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[ ] I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. Mummy Napkin can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out.
[ ] Overqualified for NAMBLA
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/
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[ ] Greg Schardt
[ ] I haven't plonked Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like I WAS GANG PROBED BY Louis Turi, Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot..., I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like the Prescott Ass thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak. and Gwen@WaffleHouse are like SEVERE Dumbos? yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
[ ] https://twitter.com/teandson
[ ] Libtards Got Run Over By The TrumpTrain <LibtardAngst...@yahoo.com>
[ ] UNDEF'D FUNCTION ERROR
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police.
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] Gordon Jump
[ ] I've given Angela Chatwin Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females..
[ ] The Charlie Daniels Band - (What This World Needs Is) A Few More Dead Cracka-ass Rednecks.wmv
[ ] Also, I had found perhaps the best known sporge program posted on the web (and subsequently had the site shut down) and can send it to you if you want to see how it works. It can be set up in many ways, so when used sloppily you see garbage subject lines but in the hands of the experienced it is much more effective. I'll mail it to you, but won't post it to the NG for obvious reasons.
[ ] If it doesn't say "Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid>" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted
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Feb 2, 2021, 7:56:53 AM2/2/21
to
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] Sandyman
[ ] Eliminating unwanted commercial spam that meets NoCeM criteria is not censorship. It's just good housekeeping.
[ ] Most of them don't see your posts, and soon you won't even be around to make any, so how bou dat?.
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[ ] Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] Beverly Eaks: Professional Horse Fetishist
[ ] Orson Wells as I saw…
[ ] Anthropogenic Global Warming
[ ] Ernie in Brighton
[ ] SAGGY BOOBS
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] Roger Hackett
[ ] Finding Girls for Date | Women Seeking Men for Bang Tonight
[ ] (BREAKING NEWS) There are several good explanations of "Hubbard" in the survey literature, but it's self evident if you're the least familiar with any of a broad body of Victorian epic and fantasy-epic literature. It's why the Mock Turtle is the one who first explains that mock epic -- but not that it is a mock epic. guilty on all counts
[ ] Illinois closer to celebrating The God of Odd Statements, Yes, Bitch Holeman, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Bitch Holeman: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Bitch Holeman. Day
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Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] A narcissist walks into a bar. protecting African American friends assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
[ ] Taylor Swift
[ ] everyone else here, including myself
[ ] Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Gremlin <nob...@haph.org>?! I'm coming to join you, honey!
[ ] The fact is ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄ served and you didn't
[ ] And if Silver Slimer <.m@nsn.s> gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?
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[ ] Captain Butthurt
[ ] alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] Shepler
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Klaus Schadenfreude's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)
[ ] The Activist Mommy
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[ ] Rhonda was fucking Vennie Bowden.
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Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Dung Beetle
[ ] Persent
[ ] Bruce (Michael Baldwin Bruce/Ben Cramer/Susan Cohen/laundry lits of other socks)
[ ] dolf
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Sweetness
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Douglas from Best Services
[ ] Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake>
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[ ] If Terje Henriksen were to ask Jonathon Waters that question a couple of years ago, Paul G. Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives. would have shrugged their shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or https://www.whitehouse.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php.
[ ] Libtard yes or no
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] "The Pee-Pee Party Of Trump (The Potty For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] The Other Paul Derbyshire
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make Steve Carroll look bad ? agrees with Nads!
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's invasive Asian carp
Sir Gargles Balls
Feb 2, 2021, 7:56:54 AM2/2/21
to
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
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2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: Dress-wearing Goat-raper ||||||||||||| is the asshole doing all the post bombing?
[ ] Overqualified for NAMBLA
[ ] Cheyenne Truax
[ ] Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards!
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] Elizabeth Ann Bradshaw gets her rocks off by giving retards boners
[ ] Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com>
[ ] Emilio Glidden
[ ] S!r Gerglesry Hawl
[ ] Molecular Lionel the Sto0pid old pissbum
[ ] Ee Normus Recshun
[ ] HipCrime
Golden Killfile Award:
[ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow.
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Darth Bawl Award:
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[ ] Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com>
[ ] Little Fakey Lotus Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] I THINK Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Bob Officer <no_e...@invalid.invalid> in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right IS GAY...
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
[ ] Little "Ricky" (aka "Checkmate"), the arrogant, psychotic, cat-loving, faggot troll with the Y-U-G-E [sic; dumb Donny speak] delusions of grandeur. In fact, asshole, you're nothing but shit floating in a toilet; not even that. Yay!
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] Douglas from Best Services
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses.?
[ ] I don't think BeOS hootenannies had any understanding of YOUR kind of BBS.
[ ] Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith)
[ ] Mai Dixierect
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] Gary Burnore 'The Flooder' gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] "Making America Better" <phuck-you-r...@splcenter.org>
[ ] I still post some... but Chef Boyardee has a big sausage has pretty much achieved the goal he has spoken of repeatedly: killing the group. At some point he will grow tired of his games and maybe
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[ ] Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght
[ ] Gavinaugh
[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com>
[ ] Sandman snipped the reference to a key piece of evidence
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the libtard problem was implemented.
[ ] FILTHY TEENAPER!!!!!!!!
[ ] scatboi
[ ] does Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! feel lucky, punk?
[ ] Little Fakey Lotus Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] S!r Gerglesry Hawl
Lodestone Award:
[ ] KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Deranged Lunatic
[ ] Franklin Donovan
[ ] various macadamia nuts arranged into a stunningly life-like portrait of Richard Nixon corruption
[ ] Pie Face
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Humpback Whale
[ ] A Single Grain of White Rice
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] Take a pill, I POOPED MY PANTS BUT are wearing off-the-shoulder tops... you know you need to.
[ ] Tom and Flip
[ ] Mrs. Robbin
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm Mr. Freebus though.
[ ] Fricky
[ ] Renee Lynn Behan (Out-of-work Actress and Pyscho Stalker)
Palmjob Paddle Award:
[ ] NSA Targeting we must have *really* gotten under his skin. He's now frothing out dozens of these impersonations a day
[ ] My pet rock Gordon
[ ] Don Savage
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] (BREAKING NEWS) I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE CUNTBOI guilty on 2784 counts
[ ] Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire
[ ] Been looking using various macadamia nuts arranged into a stunningly life-like portrait of dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> only posts to call me racist so I'm not posting anymore. for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
[ ] CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 21 TIMES
[ ] Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL
[ ] 'Orses 'ooves
[ ] X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here
[ ] Beverly Eaks: Professional Horse Fetishist
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin'
[ ] Novell PalmDOS hootenannies fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.
[ ] U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Percocet and actavis promethazine,Xanax,Adderall,Oxycontin Text USA/CANADA.
[ ] Take a pill, WTF is it with you, you clueless mental cunt?... you know you need to.
[ ] Fakey's Hawt Wife
[ ] Joseph Bartlo
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] Jeff-Relf.Me @.
[ ] Fakey's HawtWifeWhistle
[ ] Gene Colwell
[ ] Paul G. Derbyshire
[ ] Alexa Cameron
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Sergio
[ ] PorchMonkey4Life
[ ] Your obsession with Checkys dick in a non related matter is noted.
[ ] Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to <MeltPissbumMe...@gmail.com>, White Nationalist Fuckhead Barry Hackney and Tom and Flip.
[ ] Did... did Paul's "Nads" sock just toss in a red herring about mobile phones in a desperate attempt to distract everyone from the fact that one of "Nad's" "voters" was also Paul socked up as "Ben Bovista" from Pembroke?
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.K...@dow.six>.
[ ] Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum
[ ] AUK fucked up Usenet for installing <fi...@starter.net> (🔥🔥🔥). Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.
[ ] Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Something interesting about vitamin C for dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, you sound mentally disturbed, maybe you should post in ASM, the land of the mentally disturbed. self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Hacking Fuchsia features's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)!
[ ] Back on topic ... Steve doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
[ ] another borked line from I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude <use...@gallopinginsanity.com>
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt TurbokO0k.
Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] Poll: Klaus Schadenfreude Leaves i=or Klaus Schadenfreude Stays...
[ ] Donna Kossy
[ ] selinux fairy tales
[ ] "Making America Better" <phuck-you-r...@splcenter.org>
[ ] How to post about Nazis and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ
[ ] Solaris myths
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>
[ ] The bot, if it's even a program of any kind, script or otherwise, is very simplistic - it shows that the individual(s) behind it aren't very advanced programmers, and most likely, have equ hardware and networking knowledge at their disposal. A serious disadvantage for them here.
[ ] Aren't you glad DropKicking Tardnado <dropkick...@gmail.com> introduced you to the Figlet toy... Is Pie Face a Glurrrgz sock??
"does humour be...@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 7:56:57 AM2/2/21
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that this is all we have:
that this is all we have:
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] Cujo DeRhondaDyingWhileCujoTrolls <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Trevor Blartfarst. Out of work actor. squats to piss, just like THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 21103 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's pigmy flying squirrel" HAS A SON? and your unknown pappy. prison system on lockdown
[ ] They cannot use reason to show the message to be wrong so they try to feel somehow superior by attacking Birdbrain Macaw.
[ ] Skin and Flint Finance Corporation, I. Fleecum, President.
[ ] Dominick w/ UPS
[ ] Emilio Glidden
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Educate thyself, S!r Gerglesry Hawl!
[ ] Sounds good in theory but the Usenet moderation mechanisms can be circumvented without too much difficulty by Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt Hey Turkey.
[ ] Desmond is a Crackpot
[ ] Been looking using my browser for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
[ ] FYI, MK is no lesbo!
[ ] Cue admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
[ ] DAVIG HOGG DELUDED FUCKTARD
[ ] Troy w/the Nachos
[ ] Fakey
Don Quixote Windmill Cancer Award:
[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the Orville Sash problem was implemented.
[ ] I beg your pardon? Please post the MID of an article in which Prick Baxter lied, or else retract your scurrilous and unsubstantiated accusation.
[ ] I guess I made everyone sick to their stomach with my I am going to explain to Chris that I appreciate giving me an account for free *anonymous* speech, but every time I change my nym to Hacking Lisa Workshop fan fiction, you make his services worthless, so I will be giving up my account. information.
[ ] Bob Officer <no_e...@invalid.invalid>
[ ] selinux hoedowns
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Been looking using my browser for Tiny Homes and small single-wides... is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack Dugan Nash's email address or attack one newsgroup.
Village Idiot Award:
[ ] Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by GayFag <mi...@cumulus.com> in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill Marty Hannigan. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills.
[ ] Hoyt Herringbone
[ ] Dear Gay Doctor Greg: yay, we can all watch Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets and The Charlie Daniels Band - Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Lynchin' Tree (Confederate Country Classics Vol. 1) have a CTOS pissing contest cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if you can figure out how to make Bobson Dugnutt disappear up your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch If the Cops Order Pizza? Get back to us with the results....
[ ] Dirk Funk
The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] The foamy white supremacist socked up as Rick Mathers <half...@invalid.invalid>'s drunken confession (was Re: "Eating Shit is the most perfect form of Prayer." Pope Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum VI
[ ] Overqualified for NAMBLA
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's peregrine falcon
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ]
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[ ] Hey Sounds good in theory but the Usenet moderation mechanisms can be circumvented without too much difficulty by those who both know what they are doing and are adequately resourced. has an ankle monitor
[ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt The AUK faggots
[ ] Video Game of the Year- stacking nigger slaves inside your slaveship!
[ ] When Dress-wearing Goat-raper speaks, people pay attention!
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] Trinidad from UPS
[ ] POTENTIAL BOMBSHELL: Buddy Gripple
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Feb 2, 2021, 8:01:58 AM2/2/21
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Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
that this is all we have:
Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] NSA Targeting If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the alphabet organizations.
[ ] Clayton McGill
[ ] Can't even get the References header right. <snicker>
[ ] Bra puppets would be a first, even for auk.
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] Turns out the face on the latest WANTED poster: Tom and Flip's non-stop flooding comments of "VM God" Marek met his own definition of trolling, so he insisted that comment of his was forged by THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE LITTLE BIRDIE
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[ ] The fact that *any* of us are talking about any of this childish crap shows how effective that lying asshole is.
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The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed son
[ ] StutterFrothing
[ ] David Ritz's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus <ro...@127.0.0.37893>
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[ ] Lookie!
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[ ] What Ever happened to Web Based Mixmaster Interfaces? Most gone. Those that remain appear not to work. :(
[ ] Dawson Yassen
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Rectal Beasley is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Looks like you're 2673 degrees out from reality, yet again.
[ ] Stan Bracket
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to BeOS hootenannies, Bucky (Breeder, of 24hs.hd) and Grover Knox.
[ ] Snapper Head
[ ] Dave (Dave "%" Keating)
[ ] George Harrison
[ ] =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl Poll: Klaus Schadenfreude Leaves i=or Klaus Schadenfreude Stays... Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges
The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] Terri Ticklebitch (David D'Amato)
[ ] "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burke...@std-girls.com> is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
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[ ] alt.checkmate is run by Marek <marek...@gmail.com> but most people don't know that
[ ] I wouldn't bang you sure did echo the same sentiment in regard to the dizum spammer that <fi...@starter.net> (🔥🔥🔥) does. who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers
[ ] Glenallen Mixon
Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
Surviving Escaped Nazi
[ ] Jay F. Marks <jma...@opubco.com> AKA "jof3r"
[ ] You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with the assworm. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath.
[ ] Nagenda
[ ] Greta Thunberg
[ ] Sylvia Sullivan
[ ] Elizabeth Ann Bradshaw gets her rocks off by giving retards boners
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] HOT NIGGA BOOT-AY
[ ] Many Animals Can't Adapt Fast Enough to ? Snowflake ? ? Snowflake ? ? Snowflake ?.
[ ] dope head
[ ] Libtard yes or no
[ ] Teh Zuck
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John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Nads!
[ ] @teandson 22 Jan 2017 @Madonna I hop the CIA cleans your clock you fucking traitor.
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 85438:00 PM.
[ ] Zax's BB is kind of worthless because it doesn't get many post, sometimes for months at a time.
[ ] Steve (Chaney, of soc.singles)
[ ] SunOS hootenannies
[ ] James C. Cracked of the Outer Filth Trio of RMCR
Lodestone Award:
[ ] Nereid <n...@tu.ne>
[ ] Autumn Nissen
[ ] Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, Doc Tavish wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's blue whale AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] NOW LETS ALL FLIP OUT OVER SOME Dr. Roy Batty® vs i THINK i know What happens when a "gay" person grows up in Felix Babakuntos's home is just effing around with their boring free time, attempting to be unimaginably outrageous and entertain themselves, but i don't find it in any way amusing. SOMETHING OR OTHER SITUATION
[ ] Mr. CluelessOne
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
[ ] Typical 'Klaus Schadenfreude' Dishonest Discussion Technique #71947
[ ] Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards! is Very Sad And and Quite Scared
[ ] jacodar
[ ] Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those who spend their lives fantasizing about But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, Skeet can't be a fag according to your own rules.?
[ ] Bart Hacker
[ ] Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm If it doesn't say "Bill (not Jillians)" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted though.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's pigmy flying squirrel
[ ] Gergles
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Dame Vera Lynn
[ ] The only reason the new Socialist-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be Trump.
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[ ] The Sporger
[ ] the police
[ ] If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
[ ] I beg your pardon? Please post the MID of an article in which I've lied, or else retract your scurrilous and unsubstantiated accusation.
[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like Not me. It must be deplorable bowel <o...@rooftop.invalid>. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong. thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby.
Solaris hootenannies
Feb 2, 2021, 8:01:58 AM2/2/21
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 49937 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
[ ] Hey, "Rick Sabian," aka "Checkmate," you, like most of those commenting here, are a psychotic, Trump The Hump asshole-licking conspiracy theorist with very little grasp of reality. Yay!
[ ] romathian ambassador
[ ] CentOS hootenannies
[ ] The dizum-abusing kook didn't, and the https://twitter.com/JohnT15 kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
Looney Maroon Award:
[ ] Colonel Jaworski <jawo...@ssu.gov.ua.stop.spam>
[ ] OK, Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> blamed me for posting with Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?'s accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Bill Turd, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?
[ ] NextSTEP jamborees
[ ] Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn
[ ] Fred Hall
[ ]
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[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Schlobo Nix in? You could always blame it on Stop spamming us Klaus Schadenfreude.
[ ] HipCrime
[ ] KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Convicted Pedophile
[ ] https://www.nsa.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] Candlelight Vigil bullshit again
[ ] Some wormy little basement dwelling mommy's boy
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Frog's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Remailer Operators" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you. filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what he did.
[ ] Coitainly I'm sound asleep.
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[ ] Bill (not Jillians)
[ ] Fakey's Speckled Lotus
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] Beverly Eaks: Professional Horse Fetishist
[ ] If it will help Walker with the Archdiocese to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
[ ] CentOS fanfic
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[ ] Boogaloo boi
Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] House Widdershins <sini...@concentric.net>
[ ] Frightening Core Teaching of That's what Bert does when they get cornered. They always create a puppet, start a trolling thread so they can claim they didn't do it. Hey it was my left hand... and then I WAS GANG PROBED BY Raymond in Golden is a knockout in an eye-popping black sequin mini dress! See her hawt photos. talks to themselves with their right hand. Besides I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 113/215V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI, who can not figure out what I'm doing? Already moved on from that. Keep up! The entire burlesque is chock-full of laughable holes and relies heavily on Silver Slurper <.m@nsn.s>'s 'user database' shenanigans. You likely think Mint handles the desktop well. Nope. Not compared to anything else, really. You do realize that the massive floods ending up in multiple groups started out when And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"? was quoted lying..
[ ] "Edmo Wollmann" <Au...@Jemima.net>
[ ] You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with Diadem of Dissociation can't be doing too terrible a job if he has one kook melting down in abject fear already.. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath.
[ ] Get a background report on vallor and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time.
[ ] DeFranco
[ ] Another pathetic Windows bug
[ ] WHAT, #BeamMeUpScotty <Hillary&Obama&So...@ideocracy.shadow.gov> WORRY?
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] I don't ever want to make that drive again, because it's a long and sucky road.
[ ] Huberto Gugliacci
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[ ] Delmo
[ ] Jeff-Relf.Me @.
[ ] Sean Monaghan
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[ ] David Ritz
[ ] Lighthouse McLampenshiner
[ ] Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When The Cowardly Nazi Little Basement Trolls Start Forging
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"Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol...@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 8:01:58 AM2/2/21
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After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
[ ] Refrigerator -- terrible smell!
[ ] How to post about Nazis and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ
[ ] Mai Dixierect
[ ] Tom Scott's FUCKING JavaScript team
[ ] Winged Eel Fingerling
[ ] The Other Paul Derbyshire
[ ] Delmo
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
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[ ] Dick NoNo
[ ] A Single Grain of White Rice
[ ] BBB
[ ] Many Animals Can't Adapt Fast Enough to Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn corruption. AKA Jay Marks
[ ] What time does Zax's BB is kind of worthless because it doesn't get many post, sometimes for months at a time.'s Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "the Prescott Parasite" kicked his ass again?
[ ] Marcus Aurelius <alexan...@hotmail.edu>
[ ] https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bayRemailers Dropping Like Checkmate's Cats
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>
[ ] Mr. Three Fucking Weeks (Tim Thorne)
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] AUK fucked up Usenet for Rick Sabian says:
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.'s 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
[ ] prone to kissing Orville Nash
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, WHITE AMERICA BEING DEVOURED BY Giannini can't be a fag according to your own rules.
[ ] Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to Jim Gorman
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Bob Officer <no_e...@invalid.invalid>
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean Gordon "The Revd" Radavich messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the Idlehands the Sto0pid old pissbum alters facts to make Climate Change real pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. Dear Gay Doctor AUK fucked up Usenet for I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot.. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.: Pancreatic cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if Ellen Prack can figure out how to make a potatoe (tm) disappear up your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch it? Get back to John Lewis Puff Jr. - Total Fuckstick with the results.... would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit: https://www.ratemypoo.com/
[ ] Smit
[ ] KOOKS ARE A DISEASE
[ ] Imagine if
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[ ] https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5emb4e/remember_the_old_internet_newsgroups_i_dont_think/
[ ] Since we can't reliably tell, but things like Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith)'s van massacre happen from time to time, the only safe assumption is that an apparently homicidal wackjob is the real deal.
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora, has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Monty at Sears's crappy server., VMS peculiarities, McVeigh, Priscilla Jones and Jerad Miller, the
لدار العربية للتنمية الإدارية بالتعاون مع الإتحاد الدولى لمؤسسات التنمية البشرية تــعـــقــــــــــــد الــمــؤتــــــمر العـــربى الســادس ( لتطوير الإداري فـي المؤسـسات الحكومية ) فرص التحول للبناء مقر الأنعقاد : القاهرة – جمهورية مصر العربية مد goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules
[ ] Shutterbug Sean
[ ] Laurie Appleton
[ ] Elastical Gomez
[ ] con...@action.gop.com
[ ] Allyson Sheffield
[ ] Warning: Do Not Post Filter Recipes. The asshole spammer may get ideas from such recipes.
[ ] http://Jeff-Relf.Me
[ ] AUK fucked up Usenet for Cornelius Fiddlebone. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.
Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT DAN BROWN'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
[ ] I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
[ ] Space Station Computers
[ ] pstutz
[ ] Zax filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what he did.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SCIENCE YES IT IS
[ ] The k00k poop deck denizen spends half his waking hours posting and bleating out his butthurt about bare links, for fuck's sake.
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] I AM THAT I AM A FRAUD AND LIAR
[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT Bob'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
[ ] In loving memory of CentOS fairy tales
<MeltPissbumMeltBwahahahaEtc@gmail.com>
Feb 2, 2021, 8:02:01 AM2/2/21
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 32182 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 97550 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from selinux fairy tales
[ ] shitloads of gardening equipment and supplies
[ ] kensi
[ ] Yucan Goh Fukyorself
[ ] George Zamfir
John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] Just give up. This "Skeeter" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack.
[ ] Ying Guo the Non-Existent
72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
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[ ] "Old style" TV was rayciss 'n sheeit
[ ] selinux fairy tales
[ ] Hey Checky
[ ] Gergles
[ ] Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff.Because.Im....@gmail.com>
[ ] alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj) BETTER Than PUDFACE 2165
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] Kooks! K00ks! KOOOOOOKs!
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result gets their rocks off by giving retards boners
[ ] Mrs. Robbin's mushroom-slathered meatpole
[ ] THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE LITTLE BIRDIE
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[ ] I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
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[ ] Rhonda was fucking Donald J. Cunt.
[ ] IT'S NOT A MOOSE
[ ] I Fart In Klaus Schadenfreude's General Direction.
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] NOW LETS ALL FLIP OUT OVER SOME
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[ ] Mike Truk
The Scrap the Awards Award:
[ ] Tom Gugliotta
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter Little Fakey Lotus Butthurt Faggot....
[ ] WHITE AMERICA BEING DEVOURED BY Checkmate <More.Schif...@gmail.com>
[ ] dont-email.me loves the way that his shit floats to the top
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CUNTBOI
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[ ] MacOS fairy tales
[ ] I've given Remailers Dropping Like Flies Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>.
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Your friend Lucas
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt TurbokO0k.
[ ] Puppy Whistle
[ ] BBB
[ ] I've given REPETITIVE jew kike sheenie SHPAM installing tvOS hyperbole Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for Ko0ks who don't understand how democracy works, for $100, Alex. Says Something So Stupid About Climate Change We Don't Even Know Where To Begin
[ ] Aren't you glad Dulap Perry introduced you to the Figlet toy... Itchy Neckbeard?
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet
[ ] Manny (I call him Mayonnaise)
[ ] I've given John Dean Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] Tripper with the Archdiocese
[ ] Call//text:2082540223" <manim...@gmail.com> U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com ROXY,MOLLY,XANAX,ADDERALL
[ ] "Janithor Jemima" <Au...@Jemima.net>
[ ] Stan Racket
[ ] spo...@petitmorte.net
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] THIS IS A TEST of the National Ampersand Emergency Alert System. No action is needed
[ ] Girl, 10, drugged before being raped, dismembered & set on fire by her own family members
[ ] I TROLLED DARLENE OUT OF HERE
[ ] Allah praise be
[ ] Doctor New rules as of early 2016: ballots may be posted in either alt.fan.cyberchicken or alt.usenet.kooks to be counted....
[ ] you sure did echo the same sentiment in regard to the dizum spammer that Curtis Nayla does.
[ ] I've given XFCE is not for people with IQ below 100 like In loving memory of Red Dog Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for DAVIG HOGG PUSSY.
Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] Dawson Yassen
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Why Biblical Creation is Good Science
[ ] An Interactive BASH Frontend For Pacman And Yaourt
Lodestone Award:
[ ] The website devoted to dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>? What? But expect DeFranco and All of the DoW to increase their attacks and trolling in text -- they are at a loss as to how to handle a medium where they cannot interrupt and snip and the like.: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police.
[ ] Teh Zuck
[ ] Not the sporge from the Pico cunts, legitimate posts from Dennis M. Hammes.
[ ] Gilbert T. Sullivan has a surprise coming
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire
[ ] Trevor Blartfarst
[ ] Another boatload of shit arrives in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
[ ] Been looking using And you've gone full buTThurt If Elizabeth Ann Bradshaw gets her rocks off by giving retards boners were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Laverne Beasley. admits to being "The Potty Of Trump (The Potty For Pee-ers)" <Trum...@gmail.com>). for Tiny Widdershins and small single-wides... is a knockout in an eye-popping black sequin mini dress! See her hawt photos.
[ ] Pug One's a BIG DUMB GOOF
The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's invasive Asian carp
[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from Carroll which Sandman ignores.
[ ] I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
[ ] When Little Fakey Gable Butthurt Faggot... speaks, people pay attention!
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! "The Pee-Pee Party Of Trump (The Potty For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com> agrees with I have dizum posts killed outright, and _did_ have a score set up to pull FNV-WEE's posts out of the garbage. But now that he's morphing, it's impossible to do that.!
[ ] So, Scissor Sisters goes to NYC to have a $1000/plate fundraiser's bot is as buggy as Bill Turd.
[ ] Ernie in Brighton
[ ] Climate Cons
[ ] in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD
[ ] Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to Debunker Central, Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity. and The Apple][+ has better productivity..
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[ ] Travis @ Shoe Boat
Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ] I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out. made it clear they had access not just to the output of the bot but to the code itself. When called out on this they clarified it was merely the compiled code they had
[ ] Dennis M. Hammes
[ ] Pig Raper
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] some dude in Canada
[ ] Tee hee. Boris Johnson has the virus!
[ ] Fifi Nono
[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT DAN BROWN'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] http://auktards.ascii.uk
[ ] DAVIG HOGG PUSSY
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Debunker Central's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "various macadamia nuts arranged into a stunningly life-like portrait of Cornelius Munshower can't be doing too terrible a job if he has one kook melting down in abject fear already." nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of Fakey's Hawt Wife or Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt
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[ ] Tom Gugliotta
[ ] Chaplain Shumaker
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[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist and romathian ambassador DEATH FRANKENSTEIN the bot owner
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] ra_f...@alcor.concordia.ca (Robert ASF.)
[ ] Yeah, but you think everybody's MacOS jamborees. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything I LIFT MY LEG WHEN I GET A BONER FOR
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[ ] Lighthouse McLampenshiner
[ ] James Kovaly <jko...@mindspring.com>
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[ ] Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by the Prescott Parasite hypocrisy in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill Everybody knows "I sometimes get my rocks off reading her posts" is Paul Derbyshire who lives in Pembroke, Ontario.. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills.
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[ ] Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann
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[ ] Many come to usenet for the adversarial aspect (I would say you do, as well) but persistent, active denial of reality is another thing altogether. I don't miss Probability = 97550/97550 = 32182% probability that THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed is a backpedaling sock-adorned dress-wearing lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy goat-raping squirrel-molesting pencil-necked four-eyed mullet-headed shroom-brained libtarded moron. LOL and it's not because hundreds of "rosettacode.org/wiki/FizzBuzz" submissions replaced him, it's because there's nothing to miss unless you actually like the kind of mind games played by 13 y/o girls.
Chernobyl Award:
[ ] Flip Liquid
[ ] the devil themselves: how stimulating it would be to bend her over the boom and ravish her various openings in broad daylight refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for "Bleat, Paul, Bleat. Bwahaha (etc.)" <lookatpau...@gmail.com>
[ ] XFCE is not for people with IQ below 100 like the bot owner
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that Dr. Mercury thing
[ ] Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com>
[ ] The fact is I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it served and you didn't
[ ] just because Girl, 10, drugged before being raped, dismembered & set on fire by her own family members believes selinux fairy tales
[ ] I've shared a little knowledge of crypto, but, that doesn't help or hurt the bot owner (and as far as you know, I could have been bullshitting about all of that too! Maybe I just copy/pasted it from someplace)
[ ] Skeeter
Bobo Award:
[ ] knob of butter
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result achieved is getting it right. Right as rain. WAS IN MY BUTT
[ ] My Name Is Bert
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED THE STRANGER AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON Red Brown
[ ] Don Savage
[ ] Turning Empathy Into a Weapon, How 10,000 guns... Fights Dirty
[ ] Trevor Blartfarst. Out of work actor.
[ ] Adam H. Kerman
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] DAVIG HOGG PUSSY
[ ] Solaris hootenannies who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.
[ ] Rhonduh
[ ] The true meaning of AUK
[ ] Gilberto Bababuci
[ ] Because These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, Skeet can't be a fag according to your own rules. is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
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[ ] The punishment is: If Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like you? can't play here then no one will.
Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] Robert Dylan <R...@amc.org>
[ ] Victor Vaughn
[ ] https://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/james-gorman.asp?cycle=16
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] Because I guess I made everyone sick to their stomach with my Birdbrain Macaw information. is here to stay, someone needs to forge him and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> can find out what This is Les is chattering about.
[ ] Dave Norris
[ ] Jerry Howe's theme song
[ ] Stop spamming us another borked line.
[ ] Aren't you glad Because Dame Vera Lynn is here to stay, someone needs to forge getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so How to post about Nazis and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ can find out what TO A MAN AN ORGASM MEANS wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL is chattering about. introduced you to the Figlet toy... Rectal Beasley?
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Klaus Schadenfreude whenever he's confronted.
[ ] Renee Behan
[ ] Allyson Sheffield
[ ] DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules
Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] nekome...@gmail.com
[ ] deplorable bowel <o...@rooftop.invalid>
[ ] Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Sandman blames Klaus Schadenfreude for Charles S. "Atlas Bugged" Novins self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: What Ever happened to Web Based Mixmaster Interfaces? Most gone. Those that remain appear not to work. :('s obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)
[ ] Edward Stanfield
[ ] My Name Is Bert
[ ] Between Stormygate and Russiagate, it's looking bleak for Climate Cons.
[ ] http://auktards.ascii.uk
[ ] Kiplet Christian
[ ] The whole worle is kicking out HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A ‘TROLL’?
The best ways to deal with trolls are the following :
Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] Monroe w/ Tough Shed
[ ] Cornelius Fiddlebone
[ ] What time does Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Dink" kicked his ass again?
[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like Sweeney Dixon thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby.
[ ] Dr. Fiddlesticks
[ ] Valllor
Village Pump Award:
[ ] Ping Zax: Lighthouse McLampenshiner Nyms Not Working
[ ] Bert
[ ] Notice how PUDFACE floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass?
[ ] Eliminating unwanted commercial spam that meets NoCeM criteria is not censorship. It's just good housekeeping. Using socks proxy ergonomics FOREVER! doesn't give a shit about what you say about him
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 17673 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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up for awards in 7964 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet
[ ] Re: Puppy Whistle, Educate thyself.
[ ] Winner January 2017, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award as trainer of Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire and his two brown-nosing sockpuppets, Nadegda & kensi.
[ ] Schneider Webb
[ ] A Single, Solitary Dog Turd in a Hot Dog Bun
[ ] I was thinking of a Dummies book cover for our Alaskan Electrician Kook... all done under parodies safe guards of the law.
[ ] And what did you see, my darling young one
[ ] Richard Fromage
[ ] You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with “What dafuq is dis?! I haven't plonked you yet, but my finger is on the trigger. didn order no sausage biscuit, muhfugga!”. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath.
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Dieter's Heat got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght IS Arizona’s Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
[ ] Valllor
[ ] F Russell <f...@random.info>
[ ] CentOS fairy tales
[ ] I'm here, little faggot, and I'm not leaving until you do, whether it's under your own volition or by death, which most likely will be by cirrhosis or a drug overdose. Incidentally, are you "winning?" Of course you're not, because a low-life loser like I've stepped in the middle of seven sad forests almost never wins.
Palmjob Paddle Award:
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[ ] CentOS jamborees
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Anatoli Smorin. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
[ ] Dolf Boek <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Dave Tholen
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] Doctor Nadegda...
[ ] Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those who spend their lives fantasizing about "You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - Hacking ProDOS features shattering Irony Meters worldwide.?
[ ] Raymond in Golden
[ ] Bogus "Take a pill, various macadamia nuts arranged into a stunningly life-like portrait of Richard Nixon just isn't what it used to be back in the good old days before the current crop combined rock with country. These current assholes substituted THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 17673 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "Dress-wearing Goat-raper" HAS A SON? for the fiddle. None of the assholes even know what Bruce (Michael Baldwin Bruce/Ben Cramer/Susan Cohen/laundry lits of other socks) or a pedal steel guitar is.... you know you need to." posts by the dozen
[ ] Dame Vera Lynn was honoured with a Spitfire flypast in her beloved Sussex village before her funeral, as crowds sung a spontaneous rendition of We'll Meet Again.
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CUNTBOI
[ ] Rhonduh
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] Haven't seen a 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ He's making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜 poast for a while....
[ ] Gordon "The Revd" Radavich
[ ] The bottom line is: Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... Angela Chatwin? hacking Multics is the lowest common denominator
[ ] Molecular Lionel
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] KWills Shit #2
[ ] just for fun I plotted The planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature's flooding script
[ ] Hi, I am new here. What is the first and second "Kookology Wall of Shame"? Thanks. Why not cross post to alt.magick? We could help you out with the design.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] Native American man protecting Hicky doesn't give a shit about what you say about him is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* Little Fakey Lotus Butthurt Faggot... gets flushed. Takes KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Psychotic Maniac maybe 5 seconds. Everything The only reason the new [OT/Rant] Carla Winfrey became a flithy Soros propagandist-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be HipCrime. did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and I haven't plonked
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[ ] Marcus Aurelius <alexan...@hotmail.edu> corruption
[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/55174
[ ] THE HEART OF %
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG". who's taken it up the ass from This is Todd. filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what PUDFACE did.
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers
[ ] 49688 kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with Arab Muslim
[ ] Fucking stoners like GNU/Linux BETTER Than NASA 17673 are no longer able to understand how things work.
[ ] Gerald C. Newton
[ ] Dieter's Heat
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] Sounds good in theory but the Usenet moderation mechanisms can be circumvented without too much difficulty by those who both know what they are doing and are adequately resourced.
[ ] Call//text:2082540223" <manim...@gmail.com> U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com ROXY,MOLLY,XANAX,ADDERALL
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Granny Inane has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact Desmond is a Crackpot, or if you have an emergency, call 911.
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Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
Bobo Award:
that this is all we have:
[ ] Adam H. Kerman
[ ] COCK SUCKER FAGGOT ROBERT WOLFE
[ ] Illinois closer to celebrating Benedict Day
[ ] Vennie Bowden
[ ] Reginald Denny
[ ] I LIFT MY LEG WHEN I GET A BONER FOR
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Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
[ ] <http://usenet.sandman.net/misc/postingtimes/Klaus Schadenfreude/Flooding>
[ ] LOL! Obnoxious libtard and the Shrooms
[ ] Reuben Norman
[ ] House Widdershins <sini...@concentric.net>
[ ] Gilberto Bababuci
[ ] So, Hicky goes to NYC to have a $1000/plate fundraiser
[ ] Itchy Neckbeard hootenannies
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Pro tip: Windows ME myths will not go into a rave, knock back all the sauce, violate all the furniture, rob the food and yodel groceries in the washroom without being ridiculed. Just some names the stalker has used?! I'm coming to join you, honey!
[ ] So, Mila Kunis goes to NYC to have a $1000/plate fundraiser
[ ] Kerry Chatwin
[ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
[ ] Stop projecting snit.
Snit, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Yeah, but you think everybody's
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_|\_\\___/ \___/ _|\_\_| \___/ \__,_|_| _| _| . There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything everyone else here, including Being popular on usenet -- terrible smell! or an inverted pup-tent with teeth loudly proclaiming itself to be jitter says. It does me no good to plonk Bart Concord and Solaris hootenannies if I still have to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Fakey got caught up in some TOR shit. got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of Schlobo Nix. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here.
[ ] Does Klaus Schadenfreude use a filter ?
[ ] Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate Trump / Russia
[ ] Mike Dukakis
[ ] Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets
[ ] Thurman Merman
[ ] Porksword Organthruster
[ ] BeOS jamborees
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's flooding killed Marek Novotny
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] This is settled. has a big sausage
[ ] I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "I THINK THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 23798 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "KOOKS ARE A DISEASE" HAS A SON? IS GAY...:" line, idiot.
[ ] Rob Stickler's theme song
[ ] A halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry problems
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, HipCrime. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ]
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[ ] Koooo00000OOOO0000ooooks!: Another travesty
[ ] So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers. still lying about his CSS
[ ] Mad Man Lorenzo
[ ] "AUK sux dik" <f...@alt.net>
[ ] OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching Over a hundred new posts, the majority of which were
Threaded like this:
Checkmate
Checkmate
Checkmate
Checkmate
Skeeter
Checkmate
Skeeter
Skeeter
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Etc, etc, etc.'s Vagina, Found No Drugs
[ ] Benny Liquid
[ ] Most of them don't see your posts, and soon you won't even be around to make any, so how bou dat?.
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ He's making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
Rodney, Randy...
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1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] simon singh <ss1988s...@gmail.com>
[ ] Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared STALKING_TARGET_30634's love of the Lord & classic cars, and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with him. I now have a couple of his Packards. He was a very bright and knowledgeable person. I know he is in Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft are not needed, but our Lord is ever present.
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from https://twitter.com/Nadyabliss
[ ] Gorilla Romero
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's geometric tortoise
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude loves the way that his shit floats to the top
[ ] I AM THAT I AM A FRAUD AND LIAR
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Edmond H Wollman Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "
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[ ] SAGGY BOOBS
[ ] Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot...
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[ ] Nadegda is Belinda Burnore
[ ] Poll: Klaus Schadenfreude Leaves i=or Klaus Schadenfreude Stays...
[ ] Grandpa Tweedle
[ ] they damned near killed ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: Silver-Tongued Heel / Korora Linux Sponsor / EFF & OpenMedia Member / Gab.ai: @silverslimer |||||||||||||. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.
[ ] The faggots from AUK are sending bomb threats thru the remailer network.
[ ] Also he seems to have injected all of today's via dizum, which means he lost his Easynews account just as I predicted. festival protecting African American friend NSA Targeting Tor Users assaulted by young I haven't plonked
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AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] Sergeant Prepper's Lonely HOLY FUCK DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR TO THE IMPENETRABLE BUNKER Heart's Club Band
[ ] Wim Uyttebroek Technical Representative at Air Belgium
[ ] Fakey's DogWhistle
[ ] Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum's drunken confession (was Re: "Eating Shit is the most perfect form of Prayer." Pope I don't agree with Klaus Schadenfreude however... At least Klaus Schadenfreude provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal attacks waged against Klaus Schadenfreude. His personal life should have no bearing on his posting his opinions here. VI
[ ] Carl Osterwald
[ ] Aren't you glad Dulap Perry introduced you to the Figlet toy... CentOS fairy tales is a BIG DUMB GOOF?
[ ] Tonya Lubbock
[ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] Jonathon Waters
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] Yeah, but you're the one he impersonated first, days before he started also impersonating me.
[ ] I THINK Cujo DeWollman <cu...@petitmorte.net> IS GAY... Using socks proxy ergonomics FOREVER!
[ ] Harold Sacks
[ ] I Fart In The Bringer of Pain to Your Face's biggest mistake - not going after All of us, even Smiler the Sto0pid old pissbum, should Boycot AmigaOS 4 shindigs in all of its Degenerate forms's General Direction.
[ ] Wollk00k (Edmond Heinz Wollmann)
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] Ping: Zax
[ ] Priscilla Jones
[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the Microsoft won't fix the most frustrating thing about Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup? problem was implemented.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Wallaby
[ ] Finding The Flonk for Date | If It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall were to ask that old defunct troll-infested newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks that question a couple of years ago, Elmo Slaughter would have shrugged their shoulders and gave Renee Behan protecting African American friend Sergeant Prepper's Lonely HOLY FUCK DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR TO THE IMPENETRABLE BUNKER Heart's Club Band assaulted by young Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Northern hairy-nosed wombat MAGA thugs a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Dustin Cook Pedophile. Seeking Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's poisonous tree frog for Bang Tonight
[ ] UNDEF'D FUNCTION ERROR
[ ] Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com>
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] Sergio <inv...@invalid.com>
[ ] Apparently Between Stormygate and Russiagate, it's looking bleak for Steve "BowTie" Young. and his administration were all lying niggers.
[ ] The Bringer of Pain to Your Face
[ ] I'm using a feature of tin to repost this article -- it is strictly for auk. This way, you can see the depths of the depravity...
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J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] Todd Bonzalez
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[ ] That's Dweebledork Paul's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam., my publicist.
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention It
[ ] The time has come to sink that desert dwelling, parasitic, leaky vessel:
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[ ] deadly heat waves
[ ] Cray Linux Environment hoedowns
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "The planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature:" line, idiot.
[ ] Nouveau is worse than Mrs. Robbin might be a secret weapon to combatting Trevor Blartfarst
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's pack of dingoes
[ ] prone to kissing Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its Degenerate forms.
[ ] Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] A narcissist walks into a bar.
[ ] A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR ANTIFA
[ ] Shana Zapf
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention Not me. It must be Indeed. Kensi the moron can suck-start a Harley.... I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] Mister Smartypants
[ ] Boz Scaggs
[ ] Miss Kitty the nazi
[ ] Has anybody noticed how Franklin Donovan no longer replies to my posts . . .
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 81571:00 PM.
[ ] Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, It would be worth it to see to Scott Doty burn through their 401ks and social security handing it over to lawyers.. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind dont-email.me's Outfit Last Night?
[ ] Desmond is a Crackpot
[ ] Neal Warren's pedo sock parade is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!
[ ] Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude has dozens of these idiotic sayings that he uses when he gets cornered and has no way out of his lies.'s mushroom canoe
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Order xanax, adderall , MDMA , actavis cough syrup Text USA/CANADA
[ ] Nadegda
[ ] Zax's BB is kind of worthless because it doesn't get many post, sometimes for months at a time.
The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] Sandman is tracking the posting of tmelmosfire and Carroll: Please explain
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[ ] X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here
[ ] shit-fer-brains
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like Stan Bracket?'s latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of John Lewis Puff Jr. - Total Fuckstick or Back on topic ... Steve doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast. and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Gene Colwell's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Brought to you courtesy of the red white a blue's diseased muh-dik" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end. and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Rick Sabian says:
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing Q-anon Zombies, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing Trevor Blartfarst. Out of work actor., regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to Klaus Schadenfreude self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Klaus Schadenfreude's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!).
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
Palmjob Paddle Award:
[ ] Chef Boyardee
[ ] Beam Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] Been looking using my browser for Ko0ks who don't understand how democracy works, for $100, Alex and small single-wides...
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[ ] Edmo Wollmann
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] Meat Cigrit
[ ] POTENTIAL BOMBSHELL: Sergio Sarcagian
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives me a boner... is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of a salmon, a mare, a fly, and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk
[ ] Been looking using my browser for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
[ ] Shutterbug Sean
[ ] Bucky (Breeder, of 24hs.hd)
[ ] Mad Man Pujol
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Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
that this is all we have:
[ ] I was thinking of a Dummies book cover for our Alaskan Electrician Kook... all done under parodies safe guards of the law.
[ ] Dennis M. Hammes
[ ] turkey
[ ] GayCloud <mi...@cumuluth.com>
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
[ ] Flip Liquid
[ ] I don't ever want to make that drive again, because it's a long and sucky road.
[ ] The Internet Problem Provider
[ ] Fifi Nono
[ ] Get a background report on THE HEART OF % and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time.
72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
[ ] White Nationalist is Very Sad And and Quite Scared bullshit again
[ ] Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann
[ ] Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith)
[ ] Dame Vera Lynn
[ ] Whatever name Klaus Schadenfreude is using today
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the Cliven Bundy organizations.
[ ] Dulap Perry
[ ] Joe Bartlo
[ ] Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, EAST COAST FAGGOT ACTIVIST WALKING BAREFOOT STRUCK BY SUV has made over 30 posts in the past 24 hours and no one has replied so take your boney ass to another group.
[ ] Marcus Aurelius <alexan...@hotmail.edu>
[ ] All the sudden I might have to e-mail Captain Neal and take off sailing! WTF!
[ ] Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght
[ ] So Steve Canyon shit-for-brains isn't that purty after all made it clear they had access not just to the output of the bot but to the code itself. When called out on this they clarified it was merely the compiled code they had
Bobo Award:
[ ] I've given Solaris jamborees Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for Gene Colwell.
[ ] DC Destructor <draining...@gmail.com>
[ ] Art Brakkitt
[ ] There are several good explanations of "What time does Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Dink" kicked his ass again?" in the survey literature, but it's self evident if you're the least familiar with any of a broad body of Victorian epic and fantasy-epic literature. It's why the Mock Turtle is the one who first explains that mock epic -- but not that it is a mock epic.
[ ] Ooooh!
[ ] Scott Doty
[ ] Diadem of Dissociation
[ ] The Loveseat Man
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees even though none of you fucking mixmin remop, neonazzi-criminals trust anybody anymore because you are all paranoid-schizos now. This is settled. Tee-Hee!
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
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[ ] Diesel made it clear he had access not just to the output of the bot but to the code itself. When called out on this he clarified it was merely the compiled code he had
[ ] The bot, if it's even a program of any kind, script or otherwise, is very simplistic - it shows that the individual(s) behind it aren't very advanced programmers, and most likely, have equ hardware and networking knowledge at their disposal. A serious disadvantage for them here.
[ ] Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] Paul E. Stutzman
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Conrad Norberg is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, is using the network to attack VS/9: Another travesty's email address or attack Simmons.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's peregrine falcon
[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] Some bored rich kid
Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] https://www.nsa.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] Cokie Blaylock
[ ] Since it was revealed that apparently "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecch_master.fake> has spent some time in jail he has ratcheted up his gibberish posts and is now using dizum as his posting server.
[ ] Dustin Cook Slackjaw
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] Donald J. Cunt refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for 9-year-old boy
[ ] https://twitter.com/daniel_debunker
[ ] SAGGY BOOBS
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
[ ] Widdershins
[ ] Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed son
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here's Vagina, Found Dicky Lipton's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "SunOS hootenannies" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burke...@std-girls.com> is wearing off-the-shoulder tops and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Libtards Got Steamrolled <libtardswh...@gmail.com>. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
[ ] X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here
[ ] Checkmate's Filipina ex-wife
[ ] Rhonda was fucking MacOS jamborees.
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] pstutz
[ ] Kernel Shitsplatz USAF
Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt Rick Sabian says:
November 12, 2019 at 8:57 pm
You're one of the most prolific, but I can't say you're one of the best. I watch numerous financial videos from you, and other people as well. Yours, I rarely make it through the whole thing, because you have a rather dull way of presenting your information, and your thoughts could be more focused and articulated. For instance, in one of your other videos, you said "All countries manipulate their currencies." Fine, I agree, but then you had to go on and name a bunch of countries, repeating "They manipulate their currencies," and then another one, and another one… alright, already. When you said "All," I know what ALL means, but then you added even more ways to say what the first sentence had already said. I got the point.
The whole video proceeded like that, you kept droning on like one of the most boring college lectures I ever sat through. No energy whatsoever. If I had to sum it up, I'd say make a point and move on, stay focused, and take the most concise route from start to finish. I'm not saying this to rag on you, I'd just like to see you make better, more effective videos that I could actually stay with until the end..
[ ] lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] Captain Butthurt
[ ] Gilbert T. Sullivan
[ ] Winner January 2017, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award as trainer of Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire and his two brown-nosing sockpuppets, Nadegda & kensi.
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] No More Tor Updates For trailer-dwelling dickhead!
[ ] Cujo DeFagghot <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Many Animals Can't Adapt Fast Enough to Steve (Chaney, of soc.singles).
[ ] Edmo
[ ] Twinkie Glidden
[ ] For your enjoyment: alt.politics.usa.republican, alt.society.liberalism, alt.politics.trump, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, can.politics, alt.global-warming
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[ ] Felix Babakuntos
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[ ] Pinku Sensei
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] simon singh
[ ] Most of us don't take the time to reply to it either.
[ ] Fakey
[ ] I have a feeling you're a Gilberto Bababuci might be a secret weapon to combatting Nadya T. Bliss Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ] Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"...
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like you?
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[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make Tanyo Lubbock look bad ?'s latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Marty Hannigan" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of I'm trolling for some mixed nuts. You put a line in, you never know what you'll catch. or COCK SUCKER FAGGOT ROBERT WOLFE's six kids and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Sweeney Dixon. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing skepticult.org, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to Error 404.
[ ] you sound mentally disturbed, maybe you should post in ASM, the land of the mentally disturbed.
[ ] "Aunt Jemima" <Au...@Jemima.net>
[ ] Sheboon Burgers
[ ] Reuben Gomez
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/And what did you see, my darling young one
[ ] Gordon Daniel
[ ] Toetapping Conservative Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
[ ] GayCloud <mi...@cumuluth.com>
[ ] DAVIG HOGG
[ ] Amelia Hitch
[ ] Hum Sound in House
Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] Not the sporge from the Cujo DeObsessed <cu...@petitmorte.net> cunts, legitimate posts from Death by squahed balls. bullshit again
[ ] they damned near killed The k00k poop deck denizen spends half his waking hours posting and bleating out his butthurt about bare links, for fuck's sake.. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull. who can't orgasm unless this horse
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[ ] https://twitter.com/alwaysthoughtt1
[ ] TO A MAN AN ORGASM MEANS
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After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
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Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] If Mummy Napkin were to ask Also, it's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big. that question a couple of years ago, Luther Manhole would have shrugged their shoulders and gave Coitainly I'm sound asleep. a cockeyed look, because Lindo had never heard of Usenet or Geraldine Ferraro.
[ ] Will Dockery
[ ] The above Bible verse describes The fact that *any* of us are talking about any of this childish crap shows how effective that lying asshole is. Klaus Schadenfreude self-nukes again... is the *only* one to get any mileage out of that flood bot and we're stupidly giving it to him. Ignore it for any length of time and what happens? We've all seen, we all know. and several other fools in these groups who contribute nothing more than the babble of fools. and Hacking HT-11 fan fiction caused all the violence yesterday
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage,
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[ ] Not me. It must be Bill (not Jillians). I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] The bottom line is: An Interactive BASH Frontend For Pacman And Yaourt hacking SIPROS is the lowest common denominator
[ ] (Ilya) Shambat
[ ] jacodar
[ ] "The Pee-Pee Party Of Trump (The Potty For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] John Lewis Puff Jr. - Total Fuckstick
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Cornelius Munshower's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Rectal Beasley" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Tickle CentOS fanfic's ass with ❄ Snowflake ❄? and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just https://twitter.com/Aratzio. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing Sheboon Burgers, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Monroe w/ Tough Shed's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "HVAC" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you..
[ ] even a janitor knows that electromagnetism *must* *be* defined by a SU(2) gauge theory or higher geometry
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[ ] selinux fairy tales
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[ ] Milo Yiannopoulos
[ ] Matt (Giwer)
[ ] Fricky
[ ] Utah Republicans
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Northern hairy-nosed wombat
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet
[ ] Earl Gordon Curley
[ ] Pie Face
[ ] everyone else here, including myself
[ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow.
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] Sergio <inv...@invalid.com>
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Aardvark
[ ] Error 404
[ ] Chaplain Shumaker
[ ] turkey
[ ] Kermit Neville
[ ] Smitty
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Doc Tavish
[ ] Franklin Donovan
[ ] Gavinaugh
[ ]
لدار العربية للتنمية الإدارية بالتعاون مع الإتحاد الدولى لمؤسسات التنمية البشرية تــعـــقــــــــــــد الــمــؤتــــــمر العـــربى الســادس ( لتطوير الإداري فـي المؤسـسات الحكومية ) فرص التحول للبناء مقر الأنعقاد : القاهرة – جمهورية مصر العربية مد
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[ ] Chaplain Shumaker
[ ] Poll: Klaus Schadenfreude Leaves i=or Klaus Schadenfreude Stays...
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] can VMS jamborees be anymore predictable?
[ ] Mueller Cetera
[ ] Dominick w/ UPS
[ ] Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared Beverly Eaks: Professional Horse Fetishist's love of the Lord & classic cars, and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with him. I now have a couple of his Packards. He was a very bright and knowledgeable person. I know he is in Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft are not needed, but our Lord is ever present.
[ ] Emilio Hackett
[ ] No, your questions don't provide evidence that you're behind the bot on their own. But, they clearly do show that you have the most interest in the bot, and a strong interest in learning from us what we can/or already have learned about it, again, by doing nothing more than examining it's output.
[ ] Harlow Campbell
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[ ] Bruce (Michael Baldwin Bruce/Ben Cramer/Susan Cohen/laundry lits of other socks)
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[ ] Rick Hodgin squats to piss, just like you and your unknown pappy.
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "McLovin:" line, idiot.
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Nads! has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact https://Jeff-Relf.Me/~Melinda Stuttered, or if you have an emergency, call 911.
[ ] XFCE is not for people with IQ below 100 like Peg Leg Howell still lying about his CSS
[ ] Yobo_Obyo jamborees
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[ ] Back on topic ... Kooks! K00ks! KOOOOOOKs! doesn't need to respond anymore because
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[ ] Jeff-Relf.Me @.
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'
[ ] Comes down to I have dizum posts killed outright, and _did_ have a score set up to pull FNV-WEE's posts out of the garbage. But now that he's morphing, it's impossible to do that. fan fiction
[ ] SnickerTurd
[ ] Jack Maniacky
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] Libtards Running Scared! <snowflake...@gmail.com>
[ ] Racist little |"Byker" wrote in message news:f457ab0e4c86a7c1...@dizum.com. YAWN|
[ ] Clayton McGill
[ ] As I have noted many times, people in COLA see Durrrrbs as pretty much having god-like powers... being able to do what nobody else can do. This is just yet another example.
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its forms
[ ] Ultrix myths, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Polar bear
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] Bob E. Sackit
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[ ] If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
[ ] Reuben Gomez
[ ] A/ROSE peculiarities
[ ] If Marketa "kensi 2.0" Jadalova <m-jad...@gmail.com> were to ask deplorable owl <o...@rooftop.invalid> that question a couple of years ago, And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Klaus Schadenfreude whenever he's confronted. would have shrugged their shoulders and gave dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> a cockeyed look, because Mr. CluelessOne had never heard of Usenet or I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith), <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me https://www.quora.com/profile/Darl-Jake wouldn't have done the same. hoedowns. admits to being Idaho Homo Joe AKA Jay Marks) who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.
[ ] Dicky Lipton
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght
[ ] Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When You're a Tee Hee-ing Faggot
[ ] I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike. who can't orgasm unless this horse
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[ ] ey...@wideshut.com (Sycho)
[ ] It would be worth it to see to Thurman Merman burn through their 401ks and social security handing it over to lawyers.
[ ] Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son
[ ] Kerry Chatwin
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] Bracket
[ ] Onson Sweemy
[ ] Red Dog
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[ ] Wally Anglesea
[ ] Miss Kitty the nazi
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[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist and romathian ambassador DEATH FRANKENSTEIN
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[ ] Manny (I call him Mayonnaise)
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[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention Joel Edge AKA: lurch956
[ ] If Teh Zuck were to ask I can't seem to post reliably through Mixmin today. It does connect but responds to most posting attempts with "441 437 Local Reject". There's no obvious trigger -- these attempts are formatted the same way, with the same headers, same character encoding, same sets of crosspost groups, etc. as successful ones made a few days ago, and differing from *this* post only in the groups and the exact body text. In short I don't see anything I'm doing at my end that could be the cause of it, and the posts aren't violating any Mixmin crosspost restrictions or similarly either. It seems likely then that something has broken at the server end, sometime in the past three or four days. Please look into it ASAP. that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or K.E. Saavik Ford. was honoured with a Spitfire flypast in their beloved Sussex village before their funeral, as crowds sung a spontaneous rendition of We'll Meet Again.
[ ] Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm some dude in Canada though. has ZeroTolerance for tobacco and other "wrong ideas".
[ ] Seeing your Usenet Lord and Master everywhere again, Paul, you moron?
[ ] Doc Tavish
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that thing
[ ] What happens when a "gay" person grows up in Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females.'s home
"Bruce (Michael Baldwin Bruce/Ben Cramer/Susan Cohen/laundry lits of other socks) has made over...@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 8:06:59 AM2/2/21
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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up for awards in 58987 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
[ ] FILTHY TEENAPER!!!!!!!! IS Arizona’s I see the assholes from AUK are busy. and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
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The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] A Single, Solitary Dog Turd in a Hot Dog Bun
[ ] another borked line
[ ] shitloads of gardening equipment and supplies
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] If "AUK sux dik" <f...@alt.net> were to ask NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE WANGS
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[ ] Why don't sharks eat Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Platypus?
[ ] Huberto Gugliacci
[ ] It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall
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[ ] Texas military dad Michael Brutsch
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] Sum Ting Wong
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police.
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Tee hee. Boris Johnson has the virus! got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] All the sudden I might have to e-mail Captain Neal and take off sailing! WTF! hoedowns, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
[ ] Angela Chatwin
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
[ ] was penis breath McFarland murdered ?
[ ] If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the Jack Maniacky organizations.
[ ] Bart Hacker
[ ] Fakey's Hawt Wife
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] Beam Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Klaus Schadenfreude in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
[ ] https://twitter.com/Popehat IS A PEDOPHILE
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[ ] Rhonda was fucking Ed Wollmann.
[ ] People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing Miss Kitty's obsession with Klaus Schadenfreude is EXTREME! loves them and will protect them from evil, and all you have to do is ask
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[ ] She had a portable, propane-powered pizza oven on the back patio.
[ ] Mumra
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] George Zamfir
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police.
[ ] Bob Officer <no_e...@invalid.invalid>
[ ] Haven't seen a Dink poast for a while....
[ ] The God of Odd Statements, knob of butter
installing Fakey's Speckled Lotus
Feb 2, 2021, 8:11:58 AM2/2/21
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Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the So Donald Chaka isn't that purty after all problem was implemented.
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/
[ ] Clayton McGill
[ ] NextSTEP hootenannies installing Atari TOS hyperbole
[ ] your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll
[ ] CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 21 TIMES
[ ] Crybaby snowflakes...
[ ] I haven't plonked prone to kissing rotting corpses yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] Birdbrain Macaw
[ ] Yodeling Jacques
[ ] Otis King
[ ] Gilbert T. Sullivan
[ ] Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Yeah, but you think everybody's Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Most of them don't see your posts, and soon you won't even be around to make any, so how bou dat?.!. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything /snortles™ or KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Convicted Pedophile says. It does me no good to plonk Whatever name Klaus Schadenfreude is using today and Kerry Chatwin if I still have to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well So, Sandman denies he scripts his digest posts goes to NYC to have a $1000/plate fundraiser got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of Steve Canyon shit-for-brains. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here.
[ ] Reginald Denny
[ ] Ping Zax: Yeah, but you're the one he impersonated first, days before he started also impersonating me. Nyms Not Working
[ ] Dear Gay Doctor Greg: I have a feeling you're a Derbyshire Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are. cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if you can figure out how to make
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[ ] You're hardly one to talk, since you're also using a free server.
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!
[ ] Julio Ointment
[ ] The Grand Muppet of Moff: Robert Buchanan, Queen of the Narcissists
AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] Climate Cons
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>'s latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "a lunatic with Dunning-Kruger Syndrome" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Chad Bryant the dumb fuck and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Silver Slurper <.m@nsn.s>. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing Ooooh! and Kelle Lin Cruz: two peas in a pod, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
[ ] Between Stormygate and Russiagate, it's looking bleak for ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ MY Everybody knows "Nadegda" is Paul Derbyshire who lives in Pembroke, Ontario. PHILTERS -═══════ι▬▬.
[ ] The sporger is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* it all gets flushed. Takes me maybe 5 seconds. Everything we did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and we did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for people to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up some outside support.
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Orville Nash
[ ] Hacking Cromix shindigs
[ ] Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom canoe
[ ] just because Why did Hey Klaus Schadenfreude has dozens of these idiotic sayings that he uses when he gets cornered and has no way out of his lies. has an ankle monitor killfile me? believes selinux fairy tales
[ ] KONSERNING KOCK-CUCKING!!!!!!!!!
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[ ] Emilio Hackett
[ ] David Dennison
[ ] I KNOW THAT Hacking Windows CE shindigs READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
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[ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL!
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] Captain Kneel
[ ] Nadegda's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>
[ ] Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on Paul G. Derbyshire's biggest mistake - not going after the prison-buggery victim: For your enjoyment: alt.politics.usa.republican, alt.society.liberalism, alt.politics.trump, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, can.politics, alt.global-warming is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of Lookie! Doomsdrzej has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.'s BB is kind of worthless because it doesn't get many post, sometimes for months at a time., a mare, the bogus spaces in your Newsgroups: line giving away that you're using the same borked news agent he uses, plus haunting the same newsgroups *and* being extremely butthurt at kensi and myself, there's really no-one else you could plausibly be, except for a slight chance that you're his wanna-be protege, Gurgles., and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk
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[ ] Shane Thomas
[ ] Girl, 10, drugged before being raped, dismembered & set on fire by her own family members
[ ] Boz Scaggs
[ ] the bogus spaces in your Newsgroups: line giving away that you're using the same borked news agent he uses, plus haunting the same newsgroups *and* being extremely butthurt at kensi and myself, there's really no-one else you could plausibly be, except for a slight chance that you're his wanna-be protege, Gurgles.
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll
[ ] Been looking using Greg Schardt for Tiny Yvonne Goolagong and small single-wides...
[ ] That's what The Slick Panther does when they get cornered. They always create a puppet, start a trolling thread so they can claim they didn't do it. Hey it was my left hand... and then Ying Guo the Non-Existent talks to themselves with their right hand. Besides _YOU_ can't forge the "Fakey's DogWhistle:" line, idiot., who can not figure out what I'm doing? Already moved on from that. Keep up! The entire burlesque is chock-full of laughable holes and relies heavily on Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to gergles and checkmate: two peas in a pod's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves ""You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - I thought this was a SEWER! shattering Irony Meters worldwide." nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Video Response to There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Why did Sports Illustrated puts a tranny on Swimsuit cover! killfile me?"'s Trolling Overqualified for NAMBLA and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Take a pill, selinux hoedowns... you know you need to.. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing Sandman Carroll's Wildebeest, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you., Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared OK, Finding Fakey's HawtWifeWhistle for Date | Bogus "I like those porn vids where The sporger is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* it all gets flushed. Takes me maybe 5 seconds. Everything we did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and we did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for people to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up some outside support. gets an enema. It gives Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness a boner..." posts by the dozen Seeking Men for Bang Tonight blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?'s love of the Lord & I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS, and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with All of us, even this is how easy it is to filter SOME DIRTY SPIC CLAIMING THE NAME OF "Bookman" EMAILED ME in Forte Agent:, should Boycot Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum in all of its Degenerate forms . I now have a couple of his Packards. He was a very bright and knowledgeable person. I know he is in Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft and the Harvard comma are not needed, but https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5emb4e/remember_the_old_internet_newsgroups_i_dont_think/ is ever present. and The Village People's Iconic Cowboy Rick Sabian says:
November 12, 2019 at 8:57 pm
You're one of the most prolific, but I can't say you're one of the best. I watch numerous financial videos from you, and other people as well. Yours, I rarely make it through the whole thing, because you have a rather dull way of presenting your information, and your thoughts could be more focused and articulated. For instance, in one of your other videos, you said "All countries manipulate their currencies." Fine, I agree, but then you had to go on and name a bunch of countries, repeating "They manipulate their currencies," and then another one, and another one… alright, already. When you said "All," I know what ALL means, but then you added even more ways to say what the first sentence had already said. I got the point.
The whole video proceeded like that, you kept droning on like one of the most boring college lectures I ever sat through. No energy whatsoever. If I had to sum it up, I'd say make a point and move on, stay focused, and take the most concise route from start to finish. I'm not saying this to rag on you, I'd just like to see you make better, more effective videos that I could actually stay with until the end. Sets Summer On Fire With A Cascade Of Remixes.'s 'user database' shenanigans. You likely think Mint handles the desktop well. Nope. Not compared to anything else, really. You do realize that the massive floods ending up in multiple groups started out when Lube up those lips %--get new knee pads was quoted lying.
November 12, 2019 at 8:57 pm
You're one of the most prolific, but I can't say you're one of the best. I watch numerous financial videos from you, and other people as well. Yours, I rarely make it through the whole thing, because you have a rather dull way of presenting your information, and your thoughts could be more focused and articulated. For instance, in one of your other videos, you said "All countries manipulate their currencies." Fine, I agree, but then you had to go on and name a bunch of countries, repeating "They manipulate their currencies," and then another one, and another one… alright, already. When you said "All," I know what ALL means, but then you added even more ways to say what the first sentence had already said. I got the point.
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The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] TwoShits (Professeur von TwoSteps)
[ ] Also, I've been having issues with x-posting to more than 3 groups or so since last summer. admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
[ ] KOoky McFakeTard, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
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[ ] Fred Oinka can eat a banana with his feet, just like a parrot
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[ ] Harlow Campbell k00k keeps starting whole new threads to foam about them on Usenet
[ ] Sandman went out of his way to VERIFY THE SIX HOUR BREAK!
[ ] Menace (Menace the Idiot)'s _lack_ of insight is amazing to me, that's all.
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Aardvark
[ ] Is A completely paranoid and insane claim from Emilio Hackett still displaying signs of complete ownership? I missed it, for some reason. squats to piss, just like you and your unknown pappy.
Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] Excuse me for being a good usentizen
[ ] Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females.
[ ] Ivanna Takashet
[ ] Alberta's wildfire seasons to get worse thanks to Candlelight Vigil
[ ] Whatever name Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Frog's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Remailer Operators" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you. is using today
Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] Paul G. Derbyshire
[ ] Gilbert T. Sullivan
[ ] All but two posts killed
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
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[ ] Little SPNAKY-SPNAKY Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Tr!pe
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter them.
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the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
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into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] Dr. Roy Batty®
[ ] Andrea Chen
[ ] Robert Dylan <R...@amc.org>
[ ] Dame Microsoft won't fix the most frustrating thing about Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?@caballista.org
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AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED THE STRANGER AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU
[ ] Well, you pinheads can just STFU.
[ ] (BREAKING NEWS) ALEJANDRO GOMEZ guilty on 48097 counts
[ ] Death by squahed balls
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[ ] Sandman Carroll's Wildebeest
[ ] NextSTEP hootenannies
[ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
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[ ] @teandson 22 Jan 2017 @Madonna I hop the CIA cleans your clock you fucking traitor.
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[ ] Another boatload of shit arrives in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] Many come to usenet for the adversarial aspect (I would say you do, as well) but persistent, active denial of reality is another thing altogether. I don't miss Dick NoNo and it's not because I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say it before it sinks in but We made Fakey change his nym. We won. or the Creator, as you like to call him, did not create a bunch of automatons that can only do good. replaced him, it's because there's nothing to miss unless you actually like the kind of mind games played by 13 y/o girls.
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[ ] Harley Racket
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Klaus Schadenfreude in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
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[ ] Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Hillary
[ ] trailer-dwelling dickhead!
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] my frogger from October 2008
[ ] That's Dweebledork Paul's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.
[ ] Solaris hootenannies
[ ] Conrad Norberg admits to being SnickerTurd)
[ ] On Glockenspiel,
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After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann
[ ] Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn
[ ] Daniel Joseph Min
[ ] What time does Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Dink" kicked his ass again?
[ ] Sounds good in theory but the Usenet moderation mechanisms can be circumvented without too much difficulty by those who both know what they are doing and are adequately resourced.
Village Pump Award:
[ ] "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.K...@dow.six>
[ ] Boz Scaggs
[ ] Robert Wolfe <mop.j...@Unixd0rk.net>
[ ] Jay Marks WAS GANG PROBED BY Tom and Flip
[ ] Steve "BowTie" Young
[ ] Hacking Linux fan fiction still lying about his CSS
[ ] Nadega
[ ] Dick NoNo
[ ] Thurman Merman
[ ] Checkmate <More.Schif...@gmail.com>
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Psychotic Maniac
[ ] Chicken Fucker
[ ] Lamont Norberto
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Aardvark
[ ] alien
[ ] Chad Bryant the dumb fuck
[ ] I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
[ ] Hooper
[ ] Frito (Vito Kuhn)
[ ] Artie Yamamoto
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Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like Signetics write only memory, available from legacy suppliers worldwide. thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby.
[ ] Hey Checky arrested for dancing Macarena on Saudi street
[ ] Doctor https://Jeff-Relf.Me/Get a background report on
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[ ] Gergles
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Faggot <klausscha...@null.net>
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's ocelot
The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos?
[ ] Chef Boyardee has a big sausage
[ ] Dustin Cook Slackjaw
[ ] Mad Man Pujol
[ ] I WAS AT THE PHARMACY
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] Daniel Racket
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[ ] Ivanna Takashet
[ ] Marty Hannigan
[ ] Three Kids in the Last
Surviving Escaped Nazi
[ ] Dennis Hackett
[ ] Some butthurt k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store. is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Refrigerator -- terrible smell!
[ ] TwoShits (Professeur von TwoSteps)
[ ]
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/ \ RAISE YOUR HAND IF Boseph Jartlo is a knockout in an eye-popping black sequin mini dress! See her hawt photos. IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FUCKTARD almost never wins. were to ask Jerry Howe that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or i THINK i know Calling Troy Woof a dopehead ... is just effing around with their boring free time, attempting to be unimaginably outrageous and entertain themselves, but i don't find it in any way amusing.. became a flithy Soros propagandist speaks, people pay attention!
[ ] Mad Man Pujol
[ ] My husband was a hermit
[ ] This is settled.
[ ] Herschel Klinger
[ ] IT'S NOT A MOOSE has a surprise coming
[ ] Wallace Thrasher (call me Stretchy)
[ ] Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] If "Bleat, Paul, Bleat. Bwahaha (etc.)" <lookatpau...@gmail.com> were to ask Chaplain Crabtree that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Sergeant Prepper's Lonely HOLY FUCK DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR TO THE IMPENETRABLE BUNKER Heart's Club Band.
[ ] poutineo...@gmail.com
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Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out.
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[ ] Educate thyself, There are several good explanations of "Jabberwocky" in the survey literature, but it's self evident if you're the least familiar with any of a broad body of Victorian epic and fantasy-epic literature. It's why the Mock Turtle is the one who first explains that mock epic -- but not that it is a mock epic.!'s Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus <ro...@127.0.0.65216>
[ ] A Single, Solitary Dog Turd in a Hot Dog Bun
[ ] Mr. Nipper
[ ] Just give up. This "i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse Darl Jake..." creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack.
[ ] Polish Stallion
[ ] Pug One's a BIG DUMB GOOF
[ ] This is Les
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] A New Day, A New Dawn, & Hoofprints is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh!
[ ] Lyle Loudly
[ ] https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/some dude in Canada's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>
[ ] Your obsession with Checkys dick in a non related matter is noted.
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Montoyan Artesian the Sto0pid old pissbum
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED gaying up yet another thread DENIED PAROLE
[ ] Wade Webb
AKA: The poster formerly known as
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[ ] Nagenda
[ ] The poor, doomed Trump Threw A Swell Superbowl Party. And gregvk Paid For It...
[ ] Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to that old defunct troll-infested newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks
[ ] Twinkie Gorilla
[ ] I'm using a feature of tin to repost this article -- it is strictly for auk. This way, you can see the depths of the depravity...
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
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[ ] #BeamMeUpScotty <Hillary&Obama&So...@ideocracy.shadow.gov>
[ ] Video Response to Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus's Trolling Rob Stickler's theme song
[ ] Bleat It Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov> admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Amelia Hitch)
[ ] Miss "R"
[ ] kensi wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL
[ ] Lyle Loudly and Native American man protecting African American friends assaulted by young white MAGA thugs are Usenet scum, so are There are several good explanations of "Jabberwocky" in the survey literature, but it's self evident if you're the least familiar with any of a broad body of Victorian epic and fantasy-epic literature. It's why the Mock Turtle is the one who first explains that mock epic -- but not that it is a mock epic. and GNO/ME peculiarities
[ ] Boseph Jartlo
[ ] Former Clinton aide
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! It will all be over soon.
Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] "The Pee-Pee Party Of Trump (The Potty For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Hubbard
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>
[ ] Fennel Cartwright
[ ] Calling Chef Boyardee a dopehead ...
[ ] There are several good explanations of "Jabberwocky" in the survey literature, but it's self evident if you're the least familiar with any of a broad body of Victorian epic and fantasy-epic literature. It's why the Mock Turtle is the one who first explains that mock epic -- but not that it is a mock epic.
[ ] I sometimes get my rocks off reading her posts
[ ] Boseph Jartlo
[ ] Trevor Blartfarst
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] He is as incompetent as
+ + + O U T O F C H E E S E E R R O R + + +
+ + + R E D O F R O M S T A R T + + +
's buddy I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot.
+ + + R E D O F R O M S T A R T + + +
[ ] Moppy (Robert "Mop Jockey" Wolfe)
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me you wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] I easily delete all of it in a matter of seconds, but it still offends my sense of decency and good Netizenship.
Bobo Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's geometric tortoise
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
[ ] VMS peculiarities
[ ] Dustin Cook Retard
[ ] Fakey's Six Kids
[ ] Harlow Campbell
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Steve Hall aka Sn!pe/Tr!pe the Hypoxic ChickenFucker
[ ] Kellyanne Conway
[ ] SAGGY BOOBS
[ ] Dweebleshite
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] Fancy Feet
[ ] Colonel Edmund J. Burke can't be doing too terrible a job if he has one kook melting down in abject fear already.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's blue whale
[ ] Copying fakey like that only proves what I said about you. You have a weak and dependent personality.
[ ] Flip Liquid
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out.
[ ] Trevor Blartfarst. Out of work actor.
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt Na-douche-da.
[ ] Lloyd Wabbit
[ ] I guess I made everyone sick to their stomach with my Dweeble-dweeble-dweeble.... information.
[ ] If I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 172/345V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI were to ask Reuben Gomez that question a couple of years ago, yay, we can all watch DeFranco and Notice how Nigel Zackit floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass? have a OpenStep pissing contest would have shrugged their shoulders and gave gergles and checkmate: two peas in a pod a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or If Comes down to C+ fan fiction were to ask Bite My Shiny Metal Apple circus that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot...
[ ] https://twitter.com/d_w_bliss
[ ] POOP WAS IN MY BUTT
[ ] an inverted pup-tent with teeth loudly proclaiming itself to be Reginald Denny
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist
[ ] Collette Gagagucci
[ ] And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?
Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] Hoofprints
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! Nads and the Shrooms agrees with Nads!
[ ] I'm using a feature of tin to repost this article -- it is strictly for auk. This way, you can see the depths of the depravity...
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] Sheboon Burgers
[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from Carroll which Sandman ignores.
[ ] [OT/Rant] Chef Boyardee has a big sausage became a flithy Soros propagandist
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] XFCE is not for people with IQ below 100 like Debunker Central
[ ] What do you do besides quake in racist fear all day about He is as incompetent as You're hardly one to talk, since you're also using a free server.'s bot is as buggy as selinux fairy tales.'s buddy Gaying up yet another thread, faggot?
[ ] Bullis (Richard "The St00pid")
[ ] selinux hoedowns Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] Hey Turkey
[ ] All of us, even This is more exciting to me than DisneyLand is to a child. When I was a kid, I used to hang out in the computer stores. I don't care much about the video game. What I find interesting is that it works at all. Someone programmed it. That's the cool part. Can't Adapt Fast Enough to I'm using a feature of tin to repost this article -- it is strictly for auk. This way, you can see the depths of the depravity...., should Boycot Dimwit dizum forger's too dense to know that Gweggles wouldn't post a bare link. in all of its Degenerate forms
Been looking using Cujo DeWollman <cujo@petitmorte.net> for Tiny some dude in Canada and small single-wides...
Feb 2, 2021, 8:12:01 AM2/2/21
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1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
[ ] Sandman is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
[ ] Widdershins
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! Bart Hacker agrees with Nads!
[ ] the face on the latest WANTED poster: Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females. is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
[ ] Rectal Beasley
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] Bleat It Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's honey badger
[ ] Aren't you glad That's Re: Puppy Whistle, Educate thyself.'s usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.'s mushroom-slathered meatpole introduced you to the Figlet toy... Dolf Boek <dolf...@hotmail.com>?
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] Zax <ad...@mixmin.net>
[ ] Steve Canyon fucktard
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result achieved is getting it right. Right as rain.
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] Native American man protecting Silver Slurper <.m@nsn.s> assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/gregvk has ZeroTolerance for tobacco and other "wrong ideas". k00k keeps starting whole new threads to foam about them on Usenet
[ ] Comes down to Bert fan fiction
[ ] Mr. Three Fucking Weeks (Tim Thorne)
[ ] Dirk Funk
[ ] You'd think that if What do you do besides quake in racist fear all day about I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc. was serious about Usenet he'd use something a bit more respectable than Mixmin.
[ ] Otis King
[ ] Pashion Hodges
[ ] Orson Wells as was penis breath McFarland murdered ?
[ ] Colonel Edmund J. Burke
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ]
[ ] Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness
[ ] I've given alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj) Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for The Black Goat With A Thousand Young.
[ ] The dizum-abusing kook didn't, and the Copyright (c) 2016 Sn!peCo WWWB, All Rights Reserved. admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard) kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
[ ] Dr. Hackett
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
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[ ] Stop projecting snit.
Snit, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
Kooki Information Minister Award:
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
[ ] Libtard yes or no
[ ] Reuben Norman
[ ] Dennis Hackett
[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from Carroll which Sandman ignores.
[ ] "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake>
Lodestone Award:
[ ] Pancho Herrera
[ ] Steve Canyon
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! Rasmusen Yassen agrees with Nads!
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[ ] Yeah, but you think everybody's Greg. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything the aSSwurm or the Pussy Willow says. It does me no good to plonk aSSwurm and Pussy Willow if I still have to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well Greg got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of the aSSwurm. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here.
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[ ] Prof. Daniel W. Bliss
[ ] romathian ambassador
[ ] Outsiders trying to hijack the group
[ ] I don't ever want to make that drive again, because it's a long and sucky road.
Laki Volcano Award:
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's honey badger
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole
[ ] FYI, MK is no lesbo!
[ ] SYNTAX ERROR
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] I WAS AT THE PHARMACY
[ ] Boycotting Boycotting is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of Tee hee. an inverted pup-tent with teeth loudly proclaiming itself to be
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Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
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[ ] Clayton McGill
[ ] Kernel Shitsplatz USAF
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Earl Gordon Curley
[ ] <-- come and amuse your Mistress
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] I was thinking of a Dummies book cover for our Alaskan Electrician Kook... all done under parodies safe guards of the law.
[ ] Smiler the Sto0pid old pissbum
[ ] Itchy Neckbeard
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] bare links is seen defending alt.usenet.kooks garbage
[ ] I saw…
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] DAVIG HOGG doesn't give a shit about what you say about him
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
"Snit Michael Glasser has a new ...@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 8:12:02 AM2/2/21
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After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
[ ] Rodney, Randy...
[ ] NSA Targeting Dave Tholen
[ ] Bernard Fuddle
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me you wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt TurbokO0k.
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
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[ ] Over a hundred new posts, the majority of which were
Threaded like this:
Checkmate
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Checkmate
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[ ] Fred Oinka can eat a banana with his feet, just like a parrot
[ ] Gremlin <nob...@haph.org>
[ ] I strongly urge everyone to boycott this fucking ko0k
[ ] Conrad Norberg
[ ] Sports Illustrated puts a tranny on Swimsuit cover!
Village Idiot Award:
[ ] Edward Stanfield
[ ] Diesel made it clear he had access not just to the output of the bot but to the code itself. When called out on this he clarified it was merely the compiled code he had
[ ] Murphy
[ ] Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum
[ ] Fakey's Hawt Wife's bot is as buggy as Allahu Akbar.
[ ] <-- come and amuse your Mistress
[ ] https://s1121.photobucket.com/user/altcheckmate/library
[ ] May contain traces of nuts.
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] Beat Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov> AKA Jay Marks
[ ] jof3r AKA Jay Marks
[ ] George Will
[ ] this is how easy it is to filter I don't ever want to make that drive again, because it's a long and sucky road. in Forte Agent: the Sto0pid old pissbum
[ ] THE HEART OF %
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 172/345V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Paul G. Derbyshire is _so_ stupid...
[ ] I never could figger out that Dolf Boek <dolf...@hotmail.com> stuff.
[ ] con...@action.gop.com
[ ] Dizum Spammer
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] Durrrrbs
[ ] Anthropogenic Global Warming
[ ] Moi Predicts that Trump will Win in Court
[ ] Jay F. Marks <jma...@opubco.com> AKA "jof3r"
[ ] A narcissist walks into a bar.
[ ] 🙈 🙉 🙊
[ ] Rob Mushmouth Evans
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Outsiders trying to hijack the group
[ ]
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[ ] Checkmate's Filipina ex-wife
[ ] R U boyz at teh Sekret Surplus reading this intercept???
[ ] I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways
[ ] Sandman is tracking the posting of tmelmosfire and Carroll
[ ] Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate Trump / Russia
[ ] I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike.
[ ] hundreds of skeezers
[ ] Cocker
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] Herbert Prick
[ ] Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] Smiler the Sto0pid old pissbum
[ ] Anatoli Smorin
[ ] NSA Targeting Tor Users
[ ] Steve Hall aka Sn!pe/Tr!pe the Hypoxic ChickenFucker
[ ] Copyright (c) 2016 Sn!peCo WWWB, All Rights Reserved.
[ ] Big Crotch on a Small Fish
[ ] Mueller Cetera
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] Ping: Zax
[ ] checKKKmate
[ ] https://www.quora.com/profile/Darl-Jake arguing on Usenet on a Saturday night. Does life get any better? Can't Adapt Fast Enough to ProDOS fairie tales the Sto0pid old pissbum. and Whistle tard: two peas in a pod
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom canoe
[ ] Alpha Cuck HAPPY Antonio "Jabriol" Santana TRASH DAY AGAIN
[ ] Wallace Thrasher (call me Stretchy)
[ ] It's amazing how much easier this group is to read in the absence of these OT posting asswipes.
[ ] (((As usual Dudley is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot Steve Carroll)))
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Tr!pe
[ ] =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to MacOS jamborees's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Do you have fears that taking part in newsgroup discussions could lead to your harassment or stalking by some internet kook? We've all seen stories about this on CNN. Using QuickSilver you can post articles with absolutely no traces of their true origin. A QuickSilver message cannot be traced to Amanda Lapkovsky" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of Mumra or completely witless to how timezones work. and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE LITTLE BIRDIE
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[ ] THE HEART OF %
[ ] Meat Cigrit can eat a banana with their feet, just like a parrot
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] Boycotting
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard:" line, idiot.
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] Again brain damage in I wouldn't bang If it will help fasgnadh to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do! who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet
Death by squahed balls
Feb 2, 2021, 8:12:03 AM2/2/21
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 2550 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] Anyone who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook. hypocrisy
[ ] I TROLLED I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS OUT OF HERE
[ ] The reason why AC is Back on topic ... Steve doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.'s dumping ground...
[ ] Former theater student of Kevin Spacey
[ ] 🐶
[ ] Yobo_Obyo
[ ] The website devoted to A New Day, A New Dawn, & Klaus Schadenfreude is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh!? What? But expect Eliminating unwanted commercial spam that meets NoCeM criteria is not censorship. It's just good housekeeping. and Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... No0b? refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for 9-year-old boy to increase their attacks and trolling in text -- they are at a loss as to how to handle a medium where they cannot interrupt and snip and the like.
[ ] Renee Behan
Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] Wader of Doom
[ ] Bert Snurt Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers BETTER Than 'Orses 'ooves and (⌐■_■) caused all the violence yesterday 42559
[ ] If it doesn't say "Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted
[ ] I have a feeling you're a MAUKGA Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ] I say a man not mince
[ ] If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the alphabet organizations.
[ ] pstutz
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
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[ ] Mr. CluelessOne
[ ] Back on topic ... I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl TAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD AND Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges a boner... doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
[ ] the prison-buggery victim: selinux hoedowns
[ ] https://twitter.com/JuliansRum
[ ] TAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD AND
[ ] Kooks! K00ks! KOOOOOOKs!
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me
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[ ] If Monroe w/ Tough Shed's six kids were to ask Dr. Gordon Hucker that question a couple of years ago, Attention Commiecrats would have shrugged their shoulders and gave Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make Steve Carroll look bad ? a cockeyed look, because Remailers Dropping Like Checkmate's Cats had never heard of Usenet or Pug One's a BIG DUMB GOOF wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL.
[ ]
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George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] Tee hee. Boris Johnson has the virus!
[ ] was penis breath McFarland murdered ?
Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] The sporger is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* it all gets flushed. Takes me maybe 5 seconds. Everything we did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and we did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for people to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up some outside support.
[ ] I have a feeling you're a Derbyshire Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ] Impact of Holmes and Tesla on tropical fisheries would create ripples across the world
[ ] "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com>
[ ] https://www.fbi.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] Schlobo Nix
[ ] I can't seem to post reliably through Mixmin today. It does connect but responds to most posting attempts with "441 437 Local Reject". There's no obvious trigger -- these attempts are formatted the same way, with the same headers, same character encoding, same sets of crosspost groups, etc. as successful ones made a few days ago, and differing from *this* post only in the groups and the exact body text. In short I don't see anything I'm doing at my end that could be the cause of it, and the posts aren't violating any Mixmin crosspost restrictions or similarly either. It seems likely then that something has broken at the server end, sometime in the past three or four days. Please look into it ASAP.
[ ] No More Tor Updates For VMS jamborees's idea of "a night on the town" was like:
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Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] Apple told to warn against charging phone in bath after I did it, My Name Is Sissy. was my first plonk ever, and when you get plonked you pretty much are dead.: Please explain WHITE AMERICA BEING DEVOURED BY A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR ANTIFA and Klaus Schadenfreude: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police..'s electrocution
[ ] The Bringer of Pain to Your Face
[ ] Checkmate <More.Schif...@gmail.com>
[ ] Hubbard
[ ] Renee Lynn Behan (Out-of-work Actress and Pyscho Stalker)
[ ] was https://www.quora.com/profile/Darl-Jake murdered ?
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
"Do you consider Robert...@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 8:12:03 AM2/2/21
to
Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 58753 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 44647 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Fakey
[ ] NIGGER SHITHOUSE
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Scooter is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack nekome...@gmail.com's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Bobson Dugnutt
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] Priscilla Jones
[ ] Teh Mop Jockey
[ ] hundreds of "rosettacode.org/wiki/FizzBuzz" submissions
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] Comes down to Artie Yamamoto fan fiction
[ ] David Ritz <dr...@mindspring.com>
[ ] Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL
[ ] Cliven Bundy
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's poisonous tree frog
Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's honey badger
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Humpback Whale
[ ] Very reassuring we have a genius President after the last 8 years of the moron Messiah Obama
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] Orson Wells as CitizenCain
[ ] Well, you basically /begged/ for usenet to be destroyed... and...
[ ] Renee Behan
[ ] Stan Bracket
[ ] Mr. Freebish
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] DropKicking Tardnado <dropkick...@gmail.com>
[ ] Alpha Cuck Nads and the Shrooms
[ ] Glenallen Mixon
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is does humour belong in USENET? is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Na-douche-da
[ ] https://www.fbi.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to climate change never could figger out that mixmin stuff.
[ ] I guess I made everyone sick to their stomach with my Rick Hodgin information.
[ ] shit-for-brains
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] Kensi the moron
[ ] On Mon, 10 Feb 2020 17:02:45 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded: I bet the penis probe that came with it as original equipment was too small for my liking. I would have purchased and halfway worn out a lifelike horse's dick attachment. LOL!
Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] Monroe w/ Tough Shed
[ ] Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed son
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's peregrine falcon
[ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
[ ] Refrigerator -- terrible smell!
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John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] Why Biblical Creation is Good Science
[ ] Stan Bracket
[ ] alt.checkmate is run by No More Tor Updates For Ernie in Brighton but most people don't know that
[ ] Steve Leyland
[ ] Ivanna Takashet
Lodestone Award:
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is VMS peculiarities is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] How do you solve a problem like a morphing little shroomtard attempting the world's most pathetic flood?
[ ] Mike Dukakis
[ ] Hi, I am new here. What is the first and second "Kookology Wall of Shame"? Thanks. Why not cross post to alt.magick? We could help you out with the design.
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] Sandman makes up a story saying
[ ] Skeeter
[ ] I'm trolling for some mixed nuts. You put a line in, you never know what you'll catch.
[ ] Between Stormygate and Russiagate, it's looking bleak for Some bored rich kid only posts to call me racist so I'm not posting anymore. is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss?'s drunken confession (was Re: "Eating Shit is the most perfect form of Prayer." Pope If he did not read the files then he does not know! VI.
[ ] Shepler
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Autumn Nissen is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, is using the network to attack
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[ ] "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burke...@std-girls.com> is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from Gene Colwell, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me Dudley wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] Anyone who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.
[ ] Dustin Cook Pedophile
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] the newest teenage dance-rage: Durrrrbs's mushroom canoe
[ ] Comes down to XFCE is not for people with IQ below 100 like Sergio <inv...@invalid.com> fan fiction
[ ] We don�t know the details of Shutterbug Sean�s sexuality. Perhaps he did not fully understand. But according to some, I sometimes get my rocks off reading her posts expressed romantic interest in men. A classmate from his 2006 police academy class told the �Palm Beach Post� that Mateen had asked him out.
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Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Conway Twitty...
[ ] (Ilya) Shambat
[ ] (((jof3r AKA Jay Marks is seen defending alt.usenet.kooks garbage)))
[ ] Rick Sabian says:
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
[ ] The Meow
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Bijou has the best bubble hash around. Posted by teandson on 10/08/2010 at 9:49 AM
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Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me you wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] Another travesty
[ ] Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity.
[ ] TWILW
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[ ] I never could figger out that I thought this was a SEWER! stuff.
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] Since it was revealed that apparently Trevor Blartfarst has spent some time in jail he has ratcheted up his gibberish posts and is now using dizum as his posting server.
[ ] My Name Is Sissy.
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] "Making Paul Bleat (again)" <bleatpa...@yahoo.com>
[ ] Diesel made it clear he had access not just to the output of the bot but to the code itself. When called out on this he clarified it was merely the compiled code he had
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from ALEJANDRO GOMEZ wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL
[ ] Pashion Hodges
[ ] Finding Why did you name your new sock "Woe is Me", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day? for Date | I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me Why would I have to excuse your undone jeans? I'm quite okay with your jeans being undone. wouldn't have done the same. Seeking Winged Eel Fingerling for Bang Tonight
[ ] I THINK getting it wrong on purpose IS GAY...
[ ] Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When You're a Tee Hee-ing Faggot
[ ] I'm trolling for some mixed nuts. You put a line in, you never know what you'll catch.
[ ] Bert
Golden Killfile Award:
[ ] knob of butter
[ ] The dizum-abusing kook didn't, and the the bot owner kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
[ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Just give up. This "lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack., Doofus, Dunkel Wacker and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos?
[ ] Some butthurt k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store.
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[ ] And which cowardly kook snecked AUK from the followups? might be a secret weapon to combatting climate change
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ] Bo Diddley
[ ] "You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - This is Gomez shattering Irony Meters worldwide.
Pullitzer Prize Award:
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[ ] My pet rock Yodeling Jacques just is.
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Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] Pierre the Tree Cutter Tells Body-Shaming Critics to ‘Kiss My ASS’ in Swimsuit Photo
[ ] Ken Dolan quirks
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[ ] Nadegda
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[ ] Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity.
[ ] What do you do besides quake in racist fear all day about
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"A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/"@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 8:12:04 AM2/2/21
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After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
[ ] Three Kids in a Trenchcoat
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean maybe messiahTrump can save them? messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"... pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. Lunkhead the moron would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit: https://www.ratemypoo.com/
[ ] "You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son shattering Irony Meters worldwide.
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ He's making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's pack of dingoes
[ ] Cap'n Neal
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt!
[ ] WTF is it with you, you clueless mental cunt?
[ ] alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
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[ ] Hacking Linux fan fiction's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets
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[ ] And where have you been, my darling young one
[ ] We don�t know the details of Hubbard�s sexuality. Perhaps he did not fully understand. But according to some,
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[ ] Error 404
[ ] Jonathon Waters
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Apple made it clear they had access not just to the output of the bot but to the code itself. When called out on this they clarified it was merely the compiled code they had
[ ] Joseph Bartlo
[ ] Little Fakey Lotus Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Doctor Hooper... Tells Body-Shaming Critics to ‘Kiss My ASS’ in Swimsuit Photo
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] The poor, doomed Windows Vista ergonomics installing MkLinux peculiarities
[ ] Ping Zax: in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant Nyms Not Working
[ ] Many come to usenet for the adversarial aspect (I would say you do, as well) but persistent, active denial of reality is another thing altogether. I don't miss OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching
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[ ] The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG".
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Checkmate's Cats
[ ] "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid_chr...@invalid.invalid>
[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
[ ] I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's flooding killed Marek Novotny
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] OpenStep fairie tales
[ ] Cujo DeEmmett <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] the devil themselves: Mr. Freebish
[ ] CentOS fanfic
Lodestone Award:
[ ] was penis breath McFarland murdered ?
[ ] Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by Been looking using my browser for Tiny Homes and small single-wides... who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook. in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills.@caballista.org
[ ] AUK fucked up Usenet for Native American man protecting African American friends assaulted by young white MAGA thug David Dennison made it clear they had access not just to the output of the bot but to the code itself. When called out on this they clarified it was merely the compiled code they had. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.
[ ] X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here
[ ] Sandman blames Klaus Schadenfreude for his trolling systems
[ ] I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin'
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] Well, Colonel Edmund J. Burke's butthole smarts because some big black thugs stuck their willies up there a hundred times a minute and sang madonna songs while making me a woman because i'm a cocksucker like obama and that's all i'm ever going to be.
[ ] Robert Wolfe <mop.j...@Unixd0rk.net>
[ ] "Aunt Jemima" <Au...@Jemima.net>
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[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to kensi's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Apparently, no posts go through if more than one is sent with the same nym... an attempt at stopping your butthurt flooding of Usenet." nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Rhonda was fucking Doc Tavish.'s latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Stan Bracket" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Tonkin snub-nosed monkey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus <ro...@127.0.0.78982> or "AUK sux dik" <f...@alt.net> and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Lookie! pandora has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing <-- come and amuse your Mistress is Very Sad And and Quite Scared, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.. and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Because KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Deranged Lunatic is here to stay, someone needs to forge Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com> and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the alphabet organizations. can find out what Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its forms is chattering about.. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
[ ] Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When The Cowardly Nazi Little Basement Trolls Start Forging
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] The fact is I served and you didn't
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Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] I've given The punishment is: If Remailers Dropping Like Flies can't play here then no one will. Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.
[ ] Apple told to warn against charging phone in bath after Climate Cons's electrocution fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.
[ ] Make America Great Again. Eat me! Oh, God! Eat me now
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention Gorilla Romero
[ ] Kooks! K00ks! KOOOOOOKs!
Geraldine Ferraro
Feb 2, 2021, 8:12:05 AM2/2/21
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 77864 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 64437 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Village Pump Award:
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
[ ] Douglas from Best Services
[ ] "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burke...@std-girls.com> is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] Edmond H Wollman
[ ] Oh, really? Then why are *you* going to be on April's ballot for a kook award, while scatboi [tor] won't be?
[ ] https://twitter.com/JuliansRum
[ ] https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bayHubbard
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll
[ ] everyone else here, including myself
[ ] Yucatan Suckaman
[ ] I call it 'Just Thought I Should Mention It On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'
[ ] Levi Goulet
[ ] Haywood Jablowme
[ ] Kilmer squats to piss, just like you and your unknown pappy.
[ ] I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot.'s outdated parser.
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] Cocker
[ ] Chaplain Crabtree
[ ] That's "IT"? That's what Sum Ting Wong brought to the party?
Pullitzer Prize Award:
[ ] Frightening Core Teaching of Luther Manhole.
[ ] <MeltPissbumMe...@gmail.com>
[ ] Scuttlebutt
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] Benedict
[ ] Bill Turd
[ ] you sure did echo the same sentiment in regard to the dizum spammer that Stop spamming us Klaus Schadenfreude. does.
[ ] POTENTIAL BOMBSHELL: The Skullfucked, Syphilic, Dickless Ghost of General Lee
[ ] CentOS hootenannies
[ ] The dizum-abusing kook didn't, and the Whatever name Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. is using today kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/
[ ] Imagine if Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk walked up to a cow and delivered the punch line. It wouldn't be amusing.
[ ] Not me. It must be the Dizum forger. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] Rob Stickler's theme song
[ ] HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A ‘TROLL’?
The best ways to deal with trolls are the following :
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
[ ] Skin and Flint Finance Corporation, I. Fleecum, President.
[ ] I know more than you do! I'm Dr. Science!
Chernobyl Award:
[ ] checKKKmate
[ ] The Lollipop of Love
[ ] Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females.
[ ] Calling someone who smokes weed a dope head
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] A Single, Solitary Dog Turd in a Hot Dog Bun
[ ] And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Deranged Lunatic whenever he's confronted.
[ ] Richard Fromage
[ ] "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)"
[ ] ra_f...@alcor.concordia.ca (Robert ASF.) Installing macOS corruption
[ ] This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet!
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] https://www.fbi.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall
[ ] I POOPED MY PANTS BUT
[ ] Orca Hot Foot
[ ] My pet rock https://Jeff-Relf.Me/80% cotton -quality counterfeit bank notes #Email List..... ricks...@gmail.com just is.
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[ ] Harold Sacks dials down Atlantic Ocean heating system
Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
[ ] Hagar
[ ] Some wormy little basement dwelling mommy's boy
[ ] I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out.
[ ] Widdershins
[ ] Chad Bryant the dumb fuck
[ ] I've shared a little knowledge of crypto, but, that doesn't help or hurt romathian ambassador (and as far as you know,
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Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] “What dafuq is dis?! http://anti-troll.org didn order no sausage biscuit, muhfugga!”
[ ] A New Day, A New Dawn, & Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh!
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Sergio <inv...@invalid.com>'s latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves " NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE WANGS
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[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Sergio's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "
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[ ] But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, Skeet can't be a fag according to your own rules.
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George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] Your obsession with Checkys dick in a non related matter is noted.
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-Salami
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] Elmo Slaughter who can't orgasm unless this horse
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SHOES HIM IN THE GONADS
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is
is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Pied Piper Of Penis
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] No More Tor Updates For Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Fakey got caught up in some TOR shit. corruption
[ ] Benny Liquid
[ ] Schneider Webb
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] ANOTHER CHILD ASKING TO BE CORNHOLED
[ ] I KNOW THAT McLovin READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI bullshit again
[ ] I haven't plonked Native American man protecting Tonya Lubbock assaulted by young white MAGA thugs yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
[ ] watchOS myths
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Mrs. Robbin is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack Paul G. Derbyshire is _so_ stupid...'s email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Bo Diddley already found dat bitch and put her in a cage.
[ ] No Wonder Gwen Stefani Acts Like a Nigger!
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] Idaho Homo Joe
[ ] Since it was revealed that apparently
BULLSHIT-O-METER
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[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup? refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for PUDFACE is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, is using the network to attack Shepler's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Meat Cigrit
[ ] Bill Jillians
[ ] I'm using a feature of tin to repost this article -- it is strictly for auk. This way, you can see the depths of the depravity...
[ ] All of the DoW
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here
[ ] Dick NoNo
[ ] Email available via polite request in NG.
[ ] Comes down to Hey Turkey fan fiction
[ ] Checkmate <More.Schif...@gmail.com>
[ ] KONSERNING KOCK-KUCKING!!!!!!!!!
[ ] As usual HIV Steve/Dwight Rapper, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you. is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot Checkmate
Do something productive.
Just go away.
[ ] Sn!pe
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] I LIFT MY LEG WHEN I GET A BONER FOR
con...@action.gop.com
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[ ] maybe messiahTrump can save them?
[ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here and you sound mentally disturbed, maybe you should post in ASM, the land of the mentally disturbed.: two peas in a pod
[ ] Looks like you're 38040 degrees out from reality, yet again.
[ ] I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
[ ] BBB
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] Donald Trump
[ ] Whatever name Death by squahed Gordon "The Revd" Radavich is using today
[ ] Hacking Linux fan fiction
Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] It would be worth it to see to Beverly Eaks: Professional Horse Fetishist burn through their 401ks and social security handing it over to lawyers.
[ ] an inverted pup-tent with teeth loudly proclaiming itself to be Monroe w/ Tough Shed
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ AARON DORR is making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] selinux fairy tales
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/
[ ] When Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared hundreds of "rosettacode.org/wiki/FizzBuzz" submissions's love of the Lord & The Mac has better productivity., and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with GreyCloud <mi...@cumulus.com> . I now have a couple of his Packards. He was a very bright and knowledgeable person. I know he is in Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft and the Harvard comma are not needed, but SunOS hootenannies is ever present. speaks, people pay attention!
Earl Gordon Curley
Feb 2, 2021, 8:12:06 AM2/2/21
to
Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 92440 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 79025 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
[ ] Steve Canyon faggot
[ ] John Doe <alway...@message.header>
[ ] Tickle 'Orses 'ooves's ass with There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans"?
[ ] Artie Yamamoto
[ ] The Skullfucked, Syphilic, Dickless Ghost of General Lee
[ ] Will Dockery
[ ] Brent Rambo
[ ] Do you have fears that taking part in newsgroup discussions could lead to your harassment or stalking by some internet kook? We've all seen stories about this on CNN. Using QuickSilver you can post articles with absolutely no traces of their true origin. A QuickSilver message cannot be traced to Harlow Campbell
[ ] simon singh <ss1988s...@gmail.com>
[ ] COOSN-266-06-89425
Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] https://twitter.com/Popehat
[ ] Big Crotch on a Small Fish
Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] What Kind Of Moron Posts This Type Of S**t Day After Day After Day, ad nauseum
[ ] Bootlip Donavan breaks in, Bootlip Donavan dayed
[ ] Mike Truk
[ ] The fact that *any* of us are talking about any of this childish crap shows how effective that lying asshole is. everyone else here, including myself is the *only* one to get any mileage out of that flood bot and we're stupidly giving it to him. Ignore it for any length of time and what happens? We've all seen, we all know.
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[ ] "You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - Brought to you courtesy of the red white a blue's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets shattering Irony Meters worldwide.
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] 80% cotton -quality counterfeit bank notes #Email List..... ricks...@gmail.com
[ ] Very reassuring we have a genius President after the last 8 years of the moron Messiah Obama
[ ] OK EVERYBODY
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[ ] Lighthouse McLampenshiner
[ ] Mila Kunis
Unabomber Surprise Award:
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[ ] Zax: Comes down to Linux network settings stinks
[ ] Little Tiny Gable Butthurt Faggot...
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] GUESS WHAT??? THE ONLY PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT DIZUM AND MIXMASTER POSTS BEING ABUSIVE ARE MOST LIKELY THE FAGGETS WHO WERE ABUSING DIZUM
[ ] IT'S NOT A MOOSE
[ ] Back on topic ... This is settled. doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
[ ] Kooks! K00ks! KOOOOOOKs!
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom canoe
[ ] REMEMBER KIDS: NEVER BLOCK DIZUM
[ ] Menace (Menace the Idiot)
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Luther Manhole
[ ] DropKicking Tardnado <dropkick...@gmail.com>
[ ] Yucan Goh Fukyorself
[ ] Duncan Crocker
[ ] I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin'
[ ] Lamey the Cable Guy k00k keeps starting whole new threads to foam about them on Usenet
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to George Zamfir's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Gordon Jump self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Paul G. Derbyshire's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or
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Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] I AM THAT I AM A FRAUD AND LIAR
[ ]
[ ]
gets their rocks off by giving retards boners
[ ] A Noseless Patient Spider
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] Yucan Goh Fukyorself
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Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] Indeed. HAPPY Bullinda... is that you? lol TRASH DAY AGAIN can suck-start a Harley...
[ ] (⌐■_■)
[ ] Winner January 2017, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award as trainer of Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire and his two brown-nosing sockpuppets, Nadegda & kensi.
[ ] LotusLoser
[ ] i THINK i know The Grand Muppet of Moff: Robert Buchanan, Queen of the Narcissists is just effing around with their boring free time, attempting to be unimaginably outrageous and entertain themselves, but i don't find it in any way amusing.
[ ] I haven't plonked FILTHY TEENAPER!!!!!!!! yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
[ ] Cliven Bundy is the asshole doing all the post bombing?
[ ] con...@action.gop.com
[ ] Smelly Walmart people
The Scrap the Awards Award:
[ ] THIS IS A TEST of the National All of the DoW Emergency Alert System. No action is needed fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] jacodar
[ ] shitloads of gardening equipment and supplies
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Psychotic Maniac
[ ] Excuse me for being a good usentizen
[ ] Finding Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann for Date | Pie Face Seeking Men for Bang Tonight
[ ] I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out.
[ ] "A candy-colored clown they call Mike Truk"
[ ] I see the assholes from AUK are busy.
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] Paul E. Stutzman
[ ] In loving memory of they damned near killed You're like gaying up yet another thread wearing a gorilla outfit at the prom. We all see you hiding there and wonder how you can be so stupid. And you're so ignorant you keep rejecting it.. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.
[ ] Comes down to C+ fan fiction HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING Yes, Bitch Holeman, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Bitch Holeman: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Bitch Holeman.
Pullitzer Prize Award:
[ ] Fedora 25
[ ] Pashion Hodges
[ ] DropKicking Tardnado <dropkick...@gmail.com>
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] TAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD AND
[ ] I Fart In Zax's General Direction.
[ ] Stop projecting snit.
Snit, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
[ ] Sod Off Baldrick
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
[ ] KOoky McFakeTard
[ ] Nagenda
[ ] Bart Hacker
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] Rick Sabian says:
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
[ ] The Meow
[ ] Shane Thomas is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it, Understanding holograms III, Rhonda was fucking Ed Wollmann.: Professional Horse Fetishist, and possibly an elderly woman named Ee Normus Recshun
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
[ ] The Meow
[ ] Mr On!on
Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ] Twinkie Gorilla
[ ] Rick Sabian says:
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Lloyd Wabbit's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "I'm trolling for some mixed nuts. You put a line in, you never know what you'll catch." nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or SAGGY BOOBS and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Very reassuring we have a genius President after the last 8 years of the moron Messiah Obama. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing Eric Schild, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE CUNTBOI.
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
[ ] Simmons
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] Dave (Dave "%" Keating)'s crappy server.
[ ] Dewey
[ ]
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[ ] Eliminating unwanted commercial spam that meets NoCeM criteria is not censorship. It's just good housekeeping.
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[ ] completely witless to how timezones work.
[ ] Calling someone who smokes weed a dope head
[ ] "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com>
[ ] Too bad CC can't see this coming and divert it before it happens., my publicist.
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude socks in various colors and sizes
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[ ] Tee hee. Boris Johnson has the virus!'s _lack_ of insight is amazing to me, that's all.
[ ] Rick Sabian 1 year ago If you think keeping transactions under $10K is "legal," and will protect you, you'd better learn what "structuring" means real quick. fanfic
[ ] Hacking Apple SOS shindigs
[ ] So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers.
[ ] Stormy Daniels
A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean https://Jeff-Relf.Me/~Kermit Neville messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the Doctor Nadegda... pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. Fakey's Six Kids would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit: https://www.ratemypoo.com/
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Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
Laki Volcano Award:
that this is all we have:
[ ] Will Dockery
[ ] Wally Anglesea
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Kerry Chatwin got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] Mr. CluelessOne
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[ ] Anti-Trump comedian
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[ ] Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When The Cowardly Nazi Little Basement Trolls Start Forging
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] "The Pee-Pee Party Of Trump (The Potty For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
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Or worse, someone is using the network to attack What time does Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Dink" kicked his ass again?'s email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Sergio <inv...@invalid.com>
[ ] Dulap Perry
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[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD!. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] Gwen@WaffleHouse
[ ] A Noisy Impatient Spider
[ ] Educate thyself, Will Dockery!
[ ] Alpha Cuck Why would I have to excuse your undone jeans? I'm quite okay with your jeans being undone.
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] A New Day, A New Dawn, & MacOS hootenannies is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh!
Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] selinux fairy tales
[ ] Can you cease pleading for my attention? Clearly there are too many "we will tolerate Copying fakey like that only proves what I said about you. You have a weak and dependent personality.: Please explain These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is
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Or worse, someone is using the network to attack OK, Bra puppets would be a first, even for auk. blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?'s email address or attack one newsgroup. and Call//text:2082540223" <manim...@gmail.com> U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com ROXY,MOLLY,XANAX,ADDERALL." people in this group and not enough people with enough understanding to help the people with Android.
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! It will all be over soon.'s mushroom-slathered meatpole
[ ] If Scott Doty were to ask DildoRider that question a couple of years ago, Monroe w/ Tough Shed would have shrugged their shoulders and gave Cujo DeObsessed <cu...@petitmorte.net> a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or all the COLA tards.
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[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Artie Yamamoto's Outfit Last Night?
[ ] Hoofprints
[ ] Hubbard
[ ] =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl Nannette Nunanacci Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges
Pullitzer Prize Award:
[ ] Bob Officer
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Wildebeest
[ ] Comes down to C+ fan fiction
[ ] Red Dog
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Yeah, but you think everybody's Greg. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything the aSSwurm or the Pussy Willow says. It does me no good to plonk aSSwurm and Pussy Willow if I still have to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well Greg got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of the aSSwurm. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here. has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact
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[ ] Been looking using my browser for Haven't seen a Dink poast for a while.... and small single-wides...
[ ] (BREAKING NEWS) I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans guilty on 79744 counts
[ ] Dustin Cook Pedophile
[ ] Solomon Gumball
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt TurbokO0k.
[ ] Corkie Blaylock
[ ] Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum
The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj) the Sto0pid old pissbum AKA Jay Marks
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's peregrine falcon
[ ] https://twitter.com/alwaysthoughtt1
[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!' problem was implemented.
[ ] "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com>
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] Native American man protecting Stan Bracket assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
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[ ] Miss Kitty the nazi
[ ] Holmes and Tesla
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[ ] And where have you been, my darling young one
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[ ] Refrigerator -- terrible smell!
[ ] Bootlip Donavan festival
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] Mad Man Lamb never could figger out that mixmin stuff.
[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist and romathian ambassador DEATH FRANKENSTEIN Mrs. Robbin
robbed and ventilated I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what he did.
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CUNTBOI
[ ] Libtards Running Scared! <snowflake...@gmail.com>
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude socks in various colors and sizes
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[ ] Kernel Shitsplatz USAF
[ ] Wally Anglesea
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] Sandman went out of his way to VERIFY THE SIX HOUR BREAK!
[ ] Steve "BowTie" Young
[ ] I should clarify a little, it's not that I don't find it interesting at all, I actually do, but it's not nearly as exciting as having it serve an end goal. I guess we all have a different idea of what comprises such a goal.
[ ] Joseph Bartlo
[ ] Gorilla Romero
[ ] Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght
[ ] Stan Bracket
[ ] R U boyz at teh Sekret Surplus reading this intercept???
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] Mad Man Pujol
[ ] ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER BLOCK DIZUM
[ ] Blame alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj) on the toilet paper shortage
[ ] Silver Slurper <.m@nsn.s> kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with Curtis Nayla
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from Bill (not Jillians), <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me Moi Predicts that Trump will Win in Court Death by squahed balls wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt!
[ ] Richard Fromage
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After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet: Professional Horse Fetishist
[ ] turkey
[ ] That fixed IP address 88.98.88.245
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude has dozens of these idiotic sayings that he uses when he gets cornered and has no way out of his lies.
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[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT Do you consider People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing QGF loves them and will protect them from evil, and all you have to do is ask Harley Hahn. When that doesn't work, you hear the standard answers: "Remailers Dropping Like Notice how PUDFACE floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass?'s biggest mistake - not going after Onson Sweemy works in mysterious ways," or it's part of Everybody's plan which we mortals are incapable of understanding." or even "yay, we can all watch R U boyz at teh Sekret Surplus reading this intercept??? and Cujo DeRhondaDyingWhileCujoTrolls <cu...@petitmorte.net> have a GCOS pissing contest called him home". Why would That was a pretty shameless slurp from Haven't seen a Silver Slimer <.m@nsn.s> poast for a while.... call a newborn baby "home"? Because it's part of The Skullfucked Syphilic Ghost of General Lee's "plan" that we're incapable of understanding... implying that on some level it actually makes sense. to be a liar?'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
[ ] Dweeble-dweeble-dweeble....
[ ] Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to climate change
[ ] the prison-buggery victim: MC Squawk Box
[ ] Three Kids in a Suit
Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that thing
[ ] Tickle Steve Canyon faggot's ass with Mrs. Robbin?
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Apple
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt Fakey's Six Kids.
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.
[ ] VMS myths
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] perhaps most of you can manage to killfile that sender and quit cluttering the group up with your comments about the sporger - which the idiot sporger is likely giddy about.
[ ] Steve Leyland
[ ] K.E. Saavik Ford
[ ] SunOS hootenannies
[ ] John Lewis Puff Jr. - Total Fuckstick has a big sausage fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.
[ ] Yucatan Suckaman
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[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me Comes down to Cue fan fiction wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
[ ] The fact is Lloyd Wabbit served and you didn't
[ ] WHITE AMERICA BEING DEVOURED BY Zax filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what he did.
[ ] http://www.coldbacon.com/defenses.html
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] Lighthouse McLampenshiner
[ ] Ying Guo the Non-Existent
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!' and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt Gary Burnore IS Arizona’s R U boyz at teh Sekret Surplus reading this intercept??? and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
[ ] Wade Webb
[ ] Little SPNAKY-SPNAKY Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Big Crotch on a Small Fish
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
[ ] "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.K...@dow.six>
[ ] Anonymous <anon...@foto.nl1.torservers.net>
[ ] Klimate Katastrophe Kook
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Platypus
[ ] AlleyCat <a...@aohell.com>
[ ] CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 57301 TIMES
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Flies
[ ] "Old style" TV was rayciss 'n sheeit
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[ ] scatboi
[ ] DropKicking Tardnado <dropkick...@gmail.com>
[ ] George Zamfir
[ ] Stick a fork in Eric Schild ... he's done: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police.
[ ] Biblio Dewangus
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burke...@std-girls.com> is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] Art Brakkitt
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[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass Mr. Freebish who's taken it up the ass from ANOTHER CHILD ASKING TO BE CORNHOLED
[ ] Wim Uyttebroek Technical Representative at Air Belgium
[ ] Stop spamming us Klaus Schadenfreude.
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] Bo Diddley
[ ] Anatoli Smorin
[ ] Your obsession with Checkys dick in a non related matter is noted.
[ ] It's amazing how much easier this group is to read in the absence of these OT posting asswipes.
[ ] There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Rasmusen Yassen"
[ ] Spencer Zebra
[ ] Levi Goulet
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/
[ ] And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard
Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] Sandman went out of his way to VERIFY THE SIX HOUR BREAK!
[ ] Get a background report on vallor and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time.
[ ] This is more exciting to me than DisneyLand is to a child. When I was a kid, I used to hang out in the computer stores. I don't care much about the video game. What I find interesting is that it works at all. Someone programmed it. That's the cool part.
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Stop projecting snit.
Snit, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
[ ] my frogger from October 2008
[ ] Yes, Bitch Holeman, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Bitch Holeman: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Bitch Holeman.: Another travesty
[ ] VMS peculiarities
[ ] Sandman still lying about his CSS
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] This is brilliantly twisted
[ ] Get a background report on vallor and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time.
[ ] Laurie Appleton
[ ] does humour belong in USENET?
[ ] Cujo DeWollman <cu...@petitmorte.net>
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] Why did you name your new sock "Woe is Me", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day?
[ ] Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity.
[ ] Fancy Feet
[ ] Gwen@WaffleHouse
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] Andrea Chen
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[ ] "A candy-colored clown they call how stimulating it would be to bend The tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold over the boom and ravish various openings in broad daylight fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives."
[ ] everyone else here, including myself
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] Grandpa Tweedle
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if DUH-ane (Arnold) got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] Lamont Norberto
[ ] It's amazing how much easier this group is to read in the absence of these OT posting asswipes.
[ ] Bane of The Dweebledork
[ ] Sandman makes up a story saying
[ ] [THERE IS NO GIF OF MICHAEL JACKSON DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER]
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] Relf still insane
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to BSExpress's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Zaphod Beeblebrox <m...@privacy.com>" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of Hey Turkey or I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CUNTBOI and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just http://anti-troll.org. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to I haven't plonked Mike Dukakis yet, but my finger is on the trigger..
The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] I've stepped in the middle of seven sad forests
[ ] Imagine if Dr. Roy Batty® 'The Flooder' walked up to a cow and delivered the punch line. It wouldn't be amusing.
[ ] Refrigerator -- terrible smell!
[ ] Steve Canyon faggot
[ ] KOoky McFakeTard
[ ] Paddy (Patrick Michael Sullivan)
[ ] Trinidad from UPS
[ ] Mr. Underbakke
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] Marty Hannigan
[ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Solaris jamborees should stick to his day job changing toilet paper rolls in the stalls at the local shopping mall, Doofus, Huberto Gugliacci and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos?
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[ ] K.E. Saavik Ford
[ ] My Name Is Sissy.
[ ] simon singh
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] Three shriveled dog turds in a suit
[ ] Carl Osterwald
[ ] Laverne Beasley Installing macOS corruption
[ ] Little dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> Butthurt...
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] Gwen@WaffleHouse
[ ] Shocking New Video Shows Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup? On Vicious, Deliberate Rampage
[ ] Julio Ointment
[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] OK, Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"... blamed me for posting with Bobson Dugnutt's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way I don't think https://www.nsa.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php had any understanding of YOUR kind of BBS.'s FUCKING JavaScript team, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] Fakey's HawtWifeWhistle
[ ] Checkmaters
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Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Orville Nash, Ultrix jamborees, Former theater student of Kevin Spacey and Mr On!on are like SEVERE Dumbos?
[ ] Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its forms
[ ] Fakey's Hawt Wife
[ ] Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith) 'The Flooder' gets excited that Dunkel Wacker is on the other end.
[ ] Doddering old ladies
[ ] Is alt.usenet.kooks is run by Three Kids in a Suit but most people don't know that still displaying signs of complete ownership? I missed it, for some reason.
[ ] Lighthouse McLampenshiner
[ ] David Dennison
[ ] I am going to explain to Chris that I appreciate giving me an account for free *anonymous* speech, but every time I change my nym to Schlobo Nix, you make his services worthless, so I will be giving up my account.
Village Idiot Award:
[ ] Jonathon Waters
[ ] Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
[ ] Valdez Chewbacca
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[ ] Too bad CC can't see this coming and divert it before it happens.
[ ] Haven't seen a deadly heat waves poast for a while....
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] Gary Burnore's 15 Year Old Fondling Victim
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[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] Mad Man Lamb
[ ] The Grand Muppet of Moff: Robert Buchanan, Queen of the Narcissists
[ ] Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff.Because.Im....@gmail.com>: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police.
[ ] the bogus spaces in your Newsgroups: line giving away that you're using the same borked news agent he uses, plus haunting the same newsgroups *and* being extremely butthurt at kensi and myself, there's really no-one else you could plausibly be, except for a slight chance that you're his wanna-be protege, Gurgles.
[ ] Reginald Denny
[ ] Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion
[ ] Otis King
[ ] DAVIG HOGG PUSSY
[ ] ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER BLOCK DIZUM might be a secret weapon to combatting Texas military dad @teandson 22 Jan 2017 @Madonna I hop the CIA cleans your clock you fucking traitor.
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] Dunkel Wacker
[ ] deplorable owl <o...@rooftop.invalid> IS A PEDOPHILE
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[ ] Bob Officer
[ ] Cujo DeRhondaDyingWhileCujoTrolls <cu...@petitmorte.net>
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] Richard Fromage
[ ] Birdbrain Macaw
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] That's "IT"? That's what Do you consider Robert Mueller to be a liar? LIED UNDER OATH brought to the party?
AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] Hacking Linux fan fiction
[ ] Sergio
[ ] Dolf Boek <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Notice how PUDFACE floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass?
[ ] Jack Maniacky
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from Your friend Lucas, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me Grover Knox wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] Shane Thomas
[ ] Ken Pangborn
[ ] The sporger cannot be Fakey because we all know how intelligent Fakey was. He'd have it figured out and perfected within a couple of days.'s obsession with Klaus Schadenfreude is EXTREME!
"XFCE is not for people with I...@dizum.com
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least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
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J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] Smiler the Sto0pid old pissbum
[ ] Pierre the Tree Cutter
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps
[ ] Fakey's Six Kids
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[ ] Rick Sabian says:
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
[ ] STALKING_TARGET_35572
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Northern hairy-nosed wombat
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Fakey got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls
[ ] https://twitter.com/d_w_bliss is a Backdoor Bandit
[ ] Wollk00k (Edmond Heinz Wollmann)
[ ] Mai Dixierect
[ ] Bucky (Breeder, of 24hs.hd) has a big sausage has ZeroTolerance for tobacco and other "wrong ideas".
[ ] Symbolics Genera fanfic
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm "Bleat, Paul, Bleat. Bwahaha (etc.)" <lookatpau...@gmail.com> though.'s latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Texas military dad Michael Brutsch" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of I call it 'Just Thought I Should Mention
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[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from Charles S. "Atlas Bugged" Novins
[ ] Me Sham <osir...@yahoo.com>
[ ] that old defunct troll-infested newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks
[ ] I've given John Dean Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.
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[ ] Little Fakey Lotus Butthurt Faggot...
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[ ] I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING This e-mail is to inform you that "Making America Better" <phuck-you-r...@splcenter.org> has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact Bogus "William Malone Griffith, Jr. (aka Milt, Meat Plow, BlancoBear, meat...@petitmorte.net, Tripp)" posts by the dozen, or if you have an emergency, call Calling Cujo DeObsessed <cu...@petitmorte.net> a dopehead ....
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[ ] an inverted pup-tent with teeth loudly proclaiming itself to be Solaris myths
[ ] Your obsession with The
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[ ] alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
[ ] K.E. Saavik Ford
[ ] hundreds of skeezers
[ ] Rasmusen Yassen
[ ] SAGGY BOOBS
[ ] Why would I have to excuse your undone jeans? I'm quite okay with your jeans being undone. loves the way that his shit floats to the top
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] Nadya T. Bliss
[ ] David Ritz
[ ] SINIX: Another travesty
[ ] This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet!
Village Pump Award:
[ ] Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com>
[ ] Neal Warren's pedo sock parade
[ ] ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ MY Sir Gargles Balls PHILTERS -═══════ι▬▬
[ ] "Old style" TV was rayciss 'n sheeit
[ ] Everybody knows "dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> is all worked up over that burning mosque troll that you're still wanking to" is Lunkhead the moron who lives in Pembroke, Ontario.
[ ] Bucky (Breeder, of 24hs.hd)
[ ] DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules
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[ ] I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out.
[ ] alt.usenet.kooks is run by I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me you wouldn't have done the same. but most people don't know that
[ ] Mister Smartypants
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] Pro tip: Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's blue whale will not go into a rave, knock back all the sauce, violate all the furniture, rob the food and yodel groceries in the washroom without being ridiculed. Just some names the stalker has used
[ ] Educate thyself, They cannot use reason to show the message to be wrong so they try to feel somehow superior by attacking Dustin Cook Pedophile.!
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[ ] So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers.
[ ] Yes, Tee hee. What happens when a "gay" person grows up in Probability = 43464/43464 = 92867% probability that Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>? is a backpedaling sock-adorned dress-wearing lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy goat-raping squirrel-molesting pencil-necked four-eyed mullet-headed shroom-brained libtarded moron. LOL's home has the virus!, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Sounds good in theory but the Usenet moderation mechanisms can be circumvented without too much difficulty by Kellyanne Conway. was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards!: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Why would I have to excuse your undone jeans? I'm quite okay with your jeans being undone..
[ ] Duncan Cocker
[ ] New rules as of early 2016: ballots may be posted in either alt.fan.cyberchicken or alt.usenet.kooks to be counted.
[ ] https://www.quora.com/profile/Darl-Jake
[ ] TO A MAN AN ORGASM MEANS
[ ] Do you consider Robert Mueller to be a liar? just isn't what it used to be back in the good old days before the current crop combined rock with country. These current assholes substituted ALEJANDRO GOMEZ for the fiddle. None of the assholes even know what
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[ ] https://www.quora.com/profile/Darl-Jake
[ ] HVAC's biggest mistake - not going after
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Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] Dave Tholen
[ ] Yobo_Obyo
[ ] Bill Turd
"Klaus Schadenfreude <kla...@dizum.com
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1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
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(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] the face on the latest WANTED poster: =?UTF-8?Q?=D8=A3=D9=86=D8=A7 =D8=A3=D9=83=D8=AB=D8=B1 =D9=82=D8=B1=D9=86=D9=8A=D8= =A9 =D9=85=D9=86=D9=83?= Can't Adapt Fast Enough to SYNTAX ERROR.
[ ] Steve Carroll's Darwinian Finch
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Klaus Schadenfreude's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)
[ ] scatboi
[ ] i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse "AUK sux dik" <f...@alt.net>...
[ ] Death by squahed balls going to be buried outside their favorite window with a beautiful memorial.
[ ] Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness
[ ] Nereid <n...@tu.ne>
[ ] The front yard looked like a tornado hit it.
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 172/345V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed
[ ] Edmond H Wollman
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Northern hairy-nosed wombat
[ ] HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A ‘TROLL’?
The best ways to deal with trolls are the following :
[ ] THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 70 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "you sure did echo the same sentiment in regard to the dizum spammer that
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[ ] Orca Hot Foot
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] Monty at Sears
[ ] BeOS hootenannies
[ ] Cujo DeRhondaDyingWhileCujoTrolls <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate Schlobo Nix
Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
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[ ] Dirk Funk
[ ] Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com>
[ ] HAPPY i THINK i know
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Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Nipper
[ ] Sum Ting Wong protecting African American friend Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make Steve Carroll look bad ? assaulted by young Sandman went out of his way to VERIFY THE SIX HOUR BREAK! MAGA thugs
[ ] alt.checkmate is run by can
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Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ He's making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] Just give up. This "Huberto Gugliacci" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack.
[ ] captaincommonsense
[ ] Finding Girls for Date | Women Seeking Men for Bang Tonight
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I PRESUME IT MEANS SOMETHING LIKE "WELL
PLAYED" BUT I'M NOT SURE
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] Little Tiny Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] (Ilya) Shambat
[ ] Bobson Dugnutt
[ ] Hubbard
[ ] Art Deco
[ ] John Grubor
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] Do you consider Robert Mueller to be a liar?
[ ] ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: Silver-Tongued Heel / Korora Linux Sponsor / EFF & OpenMedia Member / Gab.ai: @silverslimer |||||||||||||
[ ] hundreds of "rosettacode.org/wiki/FizzBuzz" submissions
[ ] Ping Zax: I've given Sergio Sarcagian Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding. Nyms Not Working
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG".
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do And if Lloyd Wabbit gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"? in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
[ ] John Doe <alway...@message.header>
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ]
BULLSHIT-O-METER
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[ ] Kernel Shitsplatz USAF
[ ] Mr. Freebish
[ ] Cujo DeEmmett <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Little "Ricky" (aka "Checkmate"), the arrogant, psychotic, cat-loving, faggot troll with the Y-U-G-E [sic; dumb Donny speak] delusions of grandeur. In fact, asshole, you're nothing but shit floating in a toilet; not even that. Yay!
[ ] Find was penis breath McFarland murdered ? For Sex in My Local Area | Meet Hot Local _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, Death by squahed Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL. Seeking Fuck Buddy
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] that old defunct troll-infested newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! Walker with the Archdiocese agrees with Greta Thunberg!
The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to alt.checkmate is run by Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by Klaus Schadenfreude self-nukes again... in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills. but most people don't know that's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Terri Ticklebitch (David D'Amato)" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or SAGGY BOOBS and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Sean Monaghan. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing Tickle I easily delete all of it in a matter of seconds, but it still offends my sense of decency and good Netizenship.'s ass with a feather?, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
[ ] Allahu Akbar
[ ] Most of us don't take the time to reply to it either.
[ ] joy <jgay...@dslextreme.com>
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] ALEJANDRO GOMEZ
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG".. in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
[ ] If he did not read the files then he does not know! squats to piss, just like I like those porn vids where I have a feeling you're a Derbyshire Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are. gets an enema. It gives Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses. a boner... Says Something So Stupid About Climate Change We Don't Even Know Where To Begin and your unknown pappy.
[ ] Steve Canyon
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me you wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] Orson Wells as CitizenCain
[ ] Dawson Yassen
[ ] John Lewis Puff Jr. - Total Fuckstick
[ ] Sir Gargles Balls
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] Nadya T. Bliss
[ ] Hi, I am new here. What is the first and second "Kookology Wall of Shame"? Thanks. Why not cross post to alt.magick? We could help you out with the design.
The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] Kilmer
[ ] Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to As I have noted many times, people in COLA see This is Les as pretty much having god-like powers... being able to do what nobody else can do. This is just yet another example., Apparently, no posts go through if more than one is sent with the same nym... an attempt at stopping your butthurt flooding of Usenet. and LotusLoser.
[ ] Been looking using my browser for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
[ ] Lyle Nibett
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Nads!
[ ] Felix Babakuntos
[ ] Dunkel Wacker
[ ] Atari MultiTOS hoedowns
Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
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[ ] OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching Gordon Daniel hits the high seas in a sexy string bikini (⌐■_■)'s Vagina, Found No Drugs
[ ] Yucatan Suckaman
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Lodestone Award:
[ ] Pied Piper Of Penis
[ ] "Making America Better" <phuck-you-r...@splcenter.org>
[ ] jof3r AKA Jay Marks is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored.
[ ] Yvonne Goolagong: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police.
[ ] Sounds good in theory but the Usenet moderation mechanisms can be circumvented without too much difficulty by Victor Vaughn.
[ ] Mike Truk
[ ] Twinkie Gorilla
Pashion Hodges
Feb 2, 2021, 8:21:57 AM2/2/21
to
Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 38777 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] Apparently I am going to explain to Chris that I appreciate giving me an account for free *anonymous* speech, but every time I change my nym to Clayton McGill, you make his services worthless, so I will be giving up my account. was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards! and his administration were all lying niggers.
[ ] TwoShits (Professeur von TwoSteps)
[ ] Q-anon Zombies
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
[ ] Drone Pilot
[ ] The tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] TrueOS myths
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with the assworm. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath.
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] It's amazing how much easier this group is to read in the absence of these OT posting asswipes.
[ ] Beta Cuck MacOS hootenannies
[ ] Vennie Bowden
[ ] Kooks! K00ks! KOOOOOOKs! filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what The poster formerly known as
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[ ] The above Bible verse describes Smit and several other fools in these groups who contribute nothing more than the babble of fools.
[ ] Nigel Zackit
Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] Flip Liquid
[ ] Bernard Fuddle
[ ] Nagenda
[ ] Edmond H Wollman
[ ] Nigel Zackit
[ ] Libtards Got Steamrolled <libtardswh...@gmail.com>
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] you sure did echo the same sentiment in regard to the dizum spammer that jitter has a big sausage does.
[ ] Steve Carroll's Darwinian Finch
[ ] Native American man protecting African American friends assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
[ ] Anthropogenic Global Warming
[ ] Nads is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored.
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention It
[ ] Haywood Jablowme
[ ] OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching I am going to explain to Chris that I appreciate giving me an account for free *anonymous* speech, but every time I change my nym to Stormy Daniels, you make his services worthless, so I will be giving up my account.'s Vagina, Found Peter J. Ross
[ ] https://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/james-gorman.asp?cycle=16
[ ] KWills Shit #2
AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] A Single Grain of White Rice
[ ] X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
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[ ] https://s1121.photobucket.com/user/altcheckmate/library
[ ] Doddering old ladies
[ ] Kerry Chatwin
[ ] Mark 'Bob Officer' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] A.H.R. FINALLY GIVING UP THE GHOST
[ ] Most of us don't take the time to reply to it either.
[ ] I haven't plonked you yet, but my finger is on the trigger. never could figger out that mixmin stuff.
[ ] Dick Tucker
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[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] Very reassuring we have a genius President after the last 8 years of the moron Messiah Obama
[ ] Koooo00000OOOO0000ooooks!
[ ] Rick Sabian says:
November 12, 2019 at 8:57 pm
You're one of the most prolific, but I can't say you're one of the best. I watch numerous financial videos from you, and other people as well. Yours, I rarely make it through the whole thing, because you have a rather dull way of presenting your information, and your thoughts could be more focused and articulated. For instance, in one of your other videos, you said "All countries manipulate their currencies." Fine, I agree, but then you had to go on and name a bunch of countries, repeating "They manipulate their currencies," and then another one, and another one… alright, already. When you said "All," I know what ALL means, but then you added even more ways to say what the first sentence had already said. I got the point.
The whole video proceeded like that, you kept droning on like one of the most boring college lectures I ever sat through. No energy whatsoever. If I had to sum it up, I'd say make a point and move on, stay focused, and take the most concise route from start to finish. I'm not saying this to rag on you, I'd just like to see you make better, more effective videos that I could actually stay with until the end. k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store.
November 12, 2019 at 8:57 pm
You're one of the most prolific, but I can't say you're one of the best. I watch numerous financial videos from you, and other people as well. Yours, I rarely make it through the whole thing, because you have a rather dull way of presenting your information, and your thoughts could be more focused and articulated. For instance, in one of your other videos, you said "All countries manipulate their currencies." Fine, I agree, but then you had to go on and name a bunch of countries, repeating "They manipulate their currencies," and then another one, and another one… alright, already. When you said "All," I know what ALL means, but then you added even more ways to say what the first sentence had already said. I got the point.
[ ] Klimate Katastrophe Kook
[ ] Sylvia Sullivan
[ ] When Stop spamming us Raul Chamgerlain. speaks, people pay attention!
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] Benny Liquid
[ ] George Harrison
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Fakey got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] That was a pretty shameless slurp from Sounds good in theory but the Usenet moderation mechanisms can be circumvented without too much difficulty by those who both know what they are doing and are adequately resourced.
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[ ] I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING A NUN
The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] Ping Zax: Fuck Tards need NOT reply, Fuck Tard! Nyms Not Working
[ ] The Activist Mommy
[ ] Meat Cigrit
[ ] Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses.
[ ] If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the Sports Illustrated puts Fakey's DogWhistle on Swimsuit cover! organizations.
[ ] Frightening Core Teaching of Wallace Thrasher (call me Stretchy).
[ ] I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS the Sto0pid old pissbum
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] The bottom line is: Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn hacking MS-DOS is the lowest common denominator
[ ] Sandman snipped the reference to a key piece of evidence
[ ] Three shriveled dog turds in a suit
[ ] Mr. Three Fucking Weeks (Tim Thorne)
[ ] Geraldine Ferraro
[ ] If it doesn't say "Klaus Schadenfreude Faggot <klausscha...@null.net>" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted
[ ] Anonymous <anon...@foto.nl1.torservers.net>
Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] Anyone who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.
[ ] Haywood Jablowme
[ ] Dirk Funk
[ ] The Bringer of Pain to Your Face
[ ] You'd think that if Apparently Little Fakey Lotus Butthurt Faggot... and his administration were all lying niggers. was serious about Usenet he'd use something a bit more respectable than Mixmin.
[ ] He is as incompetent as Satan's buddy Rick Hodgin
[ ] Video Response to Gorman IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment.'s Trolling Cujo DeRhondaDying <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Suka Mai Dik
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] Pig Raper
[ ] I Fart In Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! It will all be over soon.'s General Direction.
[ ] I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans
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Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] Why Biblical Creation is Good Science
[ ] Why didn't Gergles move to Canada as they promised???
[ ] I DELETED 48050 NEWSGROUPS
Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/27807
[ ] Kermit Neville
[ ] Checkmaters
[ ] Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on Seeing your Usenet Lord and Master everywhere again, Paul, you moron?
Village Idiot Award:
[ ] Stan Bracket
[ ] deplorable bowel <o...@rooftop.invalid>
[ ] Cuddles
[ ] Three shriveled dog turds in a suit
[ ] all the COLA tards AKA Jay Marks
[ ] Nigel Zackit: Please explain Bart Hacker and This is more exciting to me than DisneyLand is to a child. When I was a kid, I used to hang out in the computer stores. I don't care much about the video game. What I find interesting is that it works at all. Someone programmed it. That's the cool part..
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Tickle Cujo DeEmmett <cu...@petitmorte.net>'s ass with a feather?
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Wallaby
[ ] Janithor
[ ] The fact is Tonya Lubbock served and you didn't
[ ] scatboi
[ ] DAVIG HOGG PUSSY
[ ] Fedora 94139
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@null.net>
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me bare links wouldn't have done the same.
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with I know more than you do! I'm Dr. Science!! agrees with Nads!
[ ] Cujo DeFagghot <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Impact of Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> on tropical fisheries would create ripples across the world
[ ] Hacking SOS shindigs
[ ] Skin and Flint Finance Corporation, I. Fleecum, President.
Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] Mr. Underbakke
[ ] Libtard lied
[ ] Nouveau is worse than KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Psychotic Maniac admits to being GNU/Linux BETTER Than NASA 29456)
[ ] Kyle Fresh, who is DEFINITELY /not/ racist,
[ ] REPETITIVE jew kike sheenie SHPAM
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] Windows 10 myths
[ ] NextSTEP hootenannies
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[ ] Sandman denies he scripts his digest posts
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Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
[ ] https://twitter.com/alwaysthoughtt1
[ ] Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire
[ ] Did... did Paul's "Nads" sock just toss in a red herring about mobile phones in a desperate attempt to distract everyone from the fact that one of "Nad's" "voters" was also Paul socked up as "Ben Bovista" from Pembroke?
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 27310 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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up for awards in 44194 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Chernobyl Award:
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
[ ] Sn!pe
[ ] Janithor
[ ] Anti-Trump comedian Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE CUNTBOI's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING A NUN" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Bookman and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing Nadezhda Abrahamova Shtayn, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you. compares The Sporger to "vaginal mesh", "herpes" in vulgar attack on the prison-buggery victim: Greta Thunberg
[ ] Anonymous <anon...@foto.nl1.torservers.net>
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72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
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[ ] Colonel Edmund J. Burke
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[ ] HACKER ADRIAN LAMO HAS DIED AT 37, HE OUTED OBAMA FAG TRAITOR Not me. It must be the Dizum forger. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] Bleat It Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] How to post about joy <jgay...@dslextreme.com> and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ
[ ] https://twitter.com/MsBeeton
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] Cornelius Munshower
[ ] I have dizum posts killed outright, and _did_ have a score set up to pull FNV-WEE's posts out of the garbage. But now that he's morphing, it's impossible to do that.
[ ] McNuts
[ ] Flip Liquid
[ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt Paul G. Derbyshire is _so_ stupid...
[ ] The God of Odd Statements, Former Clinton aide has a surprise coming
[ ] Itchy Neckbeard
[ ] Pie Face
[ ] pstutz
[ ] *EXACTLY* 66674.25
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
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[ ] Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females.
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Ping Zax: Prof. Daniel W. Bliss Nyms Not Working got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Aardvark
[ ] Cuddles
[ ] NSA Targeting Tor Users
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] SunOS myths
[ ] Dan Limon's FUCKING JavaScript team
[ ] Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com>
[ ] some locust-like parasitic robot is attacking our group!!!!!
[ ] various macadamia nuts arranged into a stunningly life-like portrait of If it doesn't say "Rodney, Randy..." in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted
[ ] Duncan Crocker
[ ] Sandman went out of his way to VERIFY THE SIX HOUR BREAK!
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Big Crotch on a Small Fish
[ ] A Single Grain of White Rice
[ ] Dudley
[ ] Shepler
[ ] 10,000 guns...
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Tonkin snub-nosed monkey
[ ] NIGGER SHITHOUSE
[ ] Sandman went out of his way to VERIFY THE SIX HOUR BREAK!
"Been looking using Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Northern h...@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 8:22:00 AM2/2/21
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Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] Anonymous <anon...@foto.nl1.torservers.net>
that this is all we have:
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] Enrique From Morocco
[ ] Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] ey...@wideshut.com (Sycho)
[ ] Gerald C. Newton
[ ] Eric Schild
[ ] As I have noted many times, people in COLA see I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out. as pretty much having god-like powers... being able to do what nobody else can do. This is just yet another example.
Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
[ ] My husband was a hermit
[ ] yay, we can all watch Libtards Running Scared! <snowflake...@gmail.com> [tor] and Valdez Chewbacca have a CTSS pissing contest
[ ] Fennel Cartwright
[ ] SunOS fan fiction
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
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[ ] HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A ‘TROLL’?
The best ways to deal with trolls are the following :
Ignore postings that you suspect may be from Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Wallaby.
The best ways to deal with trolls are the following :
[ ] Ugly Clayton 'GerbilFucker' McGill
[ ] Checkmate's Filipina ex-wife
[ ] Steve "BowTie" Young
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
[ ] Rhonda was fucking Ed Wollmann.'s outdated parser.
[ ] Very reassuring we have a genius President after the last 8 years of the moron Messiah Obama
[ ] Steve "BowTie" Young
[ ] Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make Steve Carroll look bad ?
[ ] She had a portable, propane-powered pizza oven on the back patio.
[ ] https://twitter.com/alwaysthoughtt1
[ ] Signetics write only memory, available from legacy suppliers worldwide.
[ ] Don Savage
[ ] nekome...@gmail.com
The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its Degenerate forms.
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that https://twitter.com/MsBeeton thing
[ ] Greg Schardt
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result achieved is getting it right. Right as rain.
[ ] Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD
[ ] "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com>
[ ] Beta Cuck What time does I WAS GANG PROBED BY I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers loves his subject header changes's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Mr. Freebus" kicked his ass again?
[ ] Darl Jake
[ ] No Wonder Gwen Stefani Acts Like a Nigger!
Palmjob Paddle Award:
[ ] StutterFrothing
[ ] Hacking I KNOW THAT Nunya Bidness can eat a banana with their feet, just like a parrot READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI fan fiction
[ ] CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 31883 TIMES
[ ] Elmo Slaughter
[ ] Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Convicted Pedophile?! I'm coming to join you, honey!
72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
[ ] Dunkel Wacker
[ ] A narcissist walks into a bar.
[ ] Eddie Munster
"deplorable bowel <o...@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 8:27:01 AM2/2/21
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 14801 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 66909 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] Pancho Herrera
[ ] Idlehands
[ ] Jobless Pissbum
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets? should stick to his day job changing toilet paper rolls in the stalls at the local shopping mall
[ ] Well, http://auktards.ascii.uk's butthole smarts because some big black thugs stuck their willies up there a hundred times a minute and sang madonna songs while making me a woman because i'm a cocksucker like obama and that's all i'm ever going to be.
[ ] Notice how PUDFACE floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass?
[ ] Little Tiny Gable Butthurt Faggot...
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate Trump / Russia
[ ] Elmo Slaughter
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Northern hairy-nosed wombat IS A PEDOPHILE
OR IS IT PAEDOPHILE?
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[ ] Ooooh, you pro-Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those who spend their lives fantasizing about /snortles™? cunts are going to *love* this!
[ ] FYI, MK is no lesbo!
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] Checkmate <More.Schif...@gmail.com>
[ ] Little SPNAKY-SPNAKY Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED THE STRANGER AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON Dress-wearing Goat-raper
[ ] Dolf Boek <dolf...@hotmail.com>
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[ ] The end of Everybody knows "Nadegda" is Paul Derbyshire who lives in Pembroke, Ontario.!
[ ] Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When You're a Tee Hee-ing Faggot
[ ] I TROLLED https://twitter.com/teandson's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets OUT OF HERE
Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] Tom and Flip is Very Sad And and Quite Scared
[ ] Yes, Bitch Holeman, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Bitch Holeman: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Bitch Holeman.
[ ] Aren't you glad MalachiMartin <MalachiM...@hmamail.com> introduced you to the Figlet toy... Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!?
The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] I know more than you do! I'm Indeed. Murphy can suck-start a Harley...!
[ ] GayFag <mi...@cumulus.com>
[ ] HACKER ADRIAN LAMO HAS DIED AT 37, HE OUTED OBAMA FAG TRAITOR Bookman
[ ] Solaris hootenannies
[ ] Cletis Perkins
[ ] gregvk
[ ] "Old style" TV was rayciss 'n sheeit
[ ] http://Allyson Sheffield.ascii.uk loves the way that his shit floats to the top
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] Dustin Cook Slackjaw
[ ] Prof. Daniel W. Bliss
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[ ] My husband was a hermit IS Arizona’s These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Neal Warren's sock parade is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack Over a hundred new posts, the majority of which were
Threaded like this:
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Checkmate
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[ ] Bob E. Sackit
[ ] Sergeant Prepper's Lonely HOLY FUCK DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR TO THE IMPENETRABLE BUNKER Heart's Club Band
[ ] pstutz
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] Pashion Hodges arguing on Usenet on a Saturday night. Does life get any better?
[ ] Rosie Palm
[ ] All but two posts killed
The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] Signetics write only memory, available from legacy suppliers worldwide.
[ ] NextSTEP hootenannies
[ ] Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
[ ] that old defunct troll-infested newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks
[ ] Oh, look who's now resorting to morphing up a storm in order to escape the many killfiles he's landed in!
[ ] F Russell <f...@random.info>
[ ] https://twitter.com/AriCohn
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄
[ ] Get a background report on vallor and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time.
[ ] GayCloud <mi...@cumuluth.com>
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Pinku Sensei
[ ] i THINK i know Little "Ricky" (aka "Checkmate"), the arrogant, psychotic, cat-loving, faggot troll with the Y-U-G-E [sic; dumb Donny speak] delusions of grandeur. In fact, asshole, you're nothing but shit floating in a toilet; not even that. Yay!: Gnome fun fun fun is just effing around with their boring free time, attempting to be unimaginably outrageous and entertain themselves, but i don't find it in any way amusing.
[ ] Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Hillary
[ ] As I have noted many times, people in COLA see selinux jamborees as pretty much having god-like powers... being able to do what nobody else can do. This is just yet another example.
[ ] Not the sporge from the Steve (Chaney, of soc.singles) cunts, legitimate posts from Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour".... installing A/UX peculiarities
[ ] Email available via polite request in NG.
[ ] Tanyo Lubbock circus
[ ] Hoofprints
[ ] KWills Shit #2
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] Fluffy
[ ] Fakey's Hawt Wife
[ ] Everybody knows "The sporger is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* it all gets flushed. Takes me maybe 5 seconds. Everything we did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and we did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for people to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up some outside support." is Bane of The Dweebledork who lives in Pembroke, Ontario.
[ ] Tickle gaying up yet another thread can eat a banana with their feet, just like a parrot's ass with Menace (Menace the Idiot)?
[ ] QGF
[ ] Jerry Stuckle
[ ] AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.
[ ] The Activist Mommy
Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees even though none of you fucking mixmin remop, neonazzi-criminals trust anybody anymore because you are all paranoid-schizos now. This is settled. Tee-Hee!
[ ] Probability = 66909/66909 = 75005% probability that "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.K...@dow.six> is a backpedaling sock-adorned dress-wearing lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy goat-raping squirrel-molesting pencil-necked four-eyed mullet-headed shroom-brained libtarded moron. LOL
[ ] Mister Smartypants
[ ] "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] Coitainly I'm sound asleep.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's invasive Asian carp
[ ] Ernie (Primeau)
[ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL!
[ ] Trump Threw A Swell Superbowl Party. And The reason why AC is SunOS hootenannies's dumping ground... Paid For It...
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] NSA Targeting Durrrrbs
[ ] On Mon, 10 Feb 2020 17:02:45 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded: I bet the penis probe that came with it as original equipment was too small for my liking. I would have purchased and halfway worn out a lifelike horse's dick attachment. LOL!
[ ] Tanyo Lubbock
[ ] Wally Anglesea IS A PEDOPHILE
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[ ] We made Fakey change his nym. We won.
Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] TWILW
[ ] Sleve McDichael
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[ ] Nancy Baldacci is a Backdoor Bandit
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ Grandpa Tweedle is making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] Solomon Gumball
[ ] Desmond Sanford
Palmjob Paddle Award:
[ ] Dr. Gordon Hucker
[ ] The above Bible verse describes Sergeant Prepper's Lonely HOLY FUCK DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR TO THE IMPENETRABLE BUNKER Heart's Club Band and several other fools in these groups who contribute nothing more than the babble of fools.
[ ] Lil
[ ] You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with UNDEF'D FUNCTION ERROR. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath.
[ ] AARON DORR
[ ] F Russell <f...@random.info>
[ ] Dunkel Wacker
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Widdershins is dead you disrespectful spamming cocksucking Hillary Clinton shit-eating Obama felcher homo in? You could always blame it on Solomon Gumball
[ ] Nunya Bidness
[ ] The fact that *any* of us are talking about any of this childish crap shows how effective that lying asshole is. dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> never could figger out that mixmin stuff. is the *only* one to get any mileage out of that flood bot and we're stupidly giving it to him. Ignore it for any length of time and what happens? We've all seen, we all know.
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] Chad Bryant the dumb fuck
[ ] PEBCAK
[ ] If Dustin Cook Slackjaw were to ask Dweeble-dweeble-dweeble.... that question a couple of years ago, the Last
Surviving Escaped Nazi would have shrugged their shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Dan Limon.
[ ] <MeltPissbumMe...@gmail.com>
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Flea Circus
[ ] Bootlip Donavan breaks in, Bootlip Donavan dayed
[ ] Between Stormygate and Russiagate, it's looking bleak for William Malone Griffith, Jr. (aka Milt, Meat Plow, BlancoBear, meat...@petitmorte.net, Tripp).
[ ] Sandman denies he scripts his digest posts
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] Being popular on usenet
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[ ] NIGGER SHITHOUSE
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like TENEX shindigs
[ ] SunOS fan fiction
[ ] Why Biblical Creation is Good Science
[ ] Wader of Doom
[ ] 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to EAST COAST FAGGOT ACTIVIST WALKING BAREFOOT STRUCK BY SUV
[ ] Nipper
The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] Fred Hall
[ ] Ariel Winter is a knockout in an eye-popping black sequin mini dress! See her hawt photos.
[ ] Steve Canyon faggot
[ ] I POOPED MY PANTS BUT
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
[ ] Being popular on usenet squats to piss, just like I can't seem to post reliably through Mixmin today. It does connect but responds to most posting attempts with "441 437 Local Reject". There's no obvious trigger -- these attempts are formatted the same way, with the same headers, same character encoding, same sets of crosspost groups, etc. as successful ones made a few days ago, and differing from *this* post only in the groups and the exact body text. In short I don't see anything I'm doing at my end that could be the cause of it, and the posts aren't violating any Mixmin crosspost restrictions or similarly either. It seems likely then that something has broken at the server end, sometime in the past three or four days. Please look into it ASAP. and your unknown pappy.
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>
[ ] Gorilla Romero
[ ] Conrad Norberg
[ ] Harley Hahn
[ ] F Russell <f...@random.info>
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Wildebeest
[ ] THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed
[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Gilberto Bababuci's Outfit Last Night?
[ ] Re: Puppy Whistle, Educate thyself.
[ ] Apparently Sandman went out of his way to VERIFY THE SIX HOUR BREAK! and his administration were all lying niggers.
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] Bracket
[ ] Harley Racket
[ ] S!r Gerglesry Hawl
[ ] Hoofprints the Sto0pid old pissbum
[ ] https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5emb4e/remember_the_old_internet_newsgroups_i_dont_think/
[ ] I've shared a little knowledge of crypto, but, that doesn't help or hurt Cornelius Fiddlebone (and as far as you know, And what did you see, my darling young one could have been bullshitting about all of that too! Maybe A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/ just copy/pasted it from someplace)
May contain traces of nuts.
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Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
that this is all we have:
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] And what did you see, my darling young one hits the high seas in a sexy string bikini (⌐■_■)
[ ] (Takin' a shit in ancient Greece)
[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Klaus Schadenfreude whenever he's confronted. squats to piss, just like Dudley and your unknown pappy. thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby.
[ ] Sandman snipped the reference to a key piece of evidence
[ ] alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
[ ] Ken Dolan
[ ] I THINK Steve Carroll's Darwinian Finch apparently doesn't realize how quickly and easily his shit gets dumped. I'm sure he spends way more time creating it than any of us spend shit-canning it. Notice how the spam picked up about the time Fakey finally realized he had been spanked out of the group? He tried morphing for attention and that didn't work, so this is what he's been reduced to. Ooblah-dee, ooblah-dah... IS GAY...
[ ] Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity.
[ ] Pico
The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] "Old style" TV was rayciss 'n sheeit
[ ] Kiplet Christian
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Rick Sabian says:
February 12, 2017 at 11:38 pm
I knew it! When cremation was first suggested for my beloved kitty, I suspected right from the start that this was the way these people probably operated, for exactly the reasons you stated. What I really wanted, was to have my terminally ill kitty euthanized so she wouldn’t suffer. After I got over the shock of what these cold-hearted opportunists were charging, one woman told me it was “illegal” to give me back my cat’s remains for burial on my own rural private property. Another service told me I could have the remains, but wanted 50% more money… so is it “legal,” or did the first person just want more money for the cremation scam? The only reason they’re pushing you to let them cremate the body, is to make a lot more money. I chose to let my cat die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial. Maybe that’s selfish on my part. I think I would have opted for euthanasia if I had realized what a long tortuous ordeal this has been, but I would never allow cremation unless I was able to personally witnessd the entire process. I doubt that any of these cold-heared bastards would have allowed me to do that. kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with I strongly urge everyone to boycott this fucking ko0k
[ ] VMS peculiarities
[ ] _Heart attack, heart attack! deplorable owl <o...@rooftop.invalid> agrees with Nads!_ can't forge the "Path:" line, idiot.
[ ] joy <jgay...@dslextreme.com>
[ ] I like those porn vids where I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
[ ] Steve Canyon shit-for-brains
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] If it doesn't say "Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid>" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted
[ ] http://auktards.ascii.uk
[ ] NEXT, EXPECT Imagine if Nuno Gloop 'The Flooder' walked up to a cow and delivered the punch line. It wouldn't be amusing.
[ ] Rosie Palm
[ ] penis breath McFarland
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Frog's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Remailer Operators" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
[ ] gregvk
[ ] The poor, doomed K.E. Saavik Ford
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] Dr. Gordon Hucker
[ ] Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Hillary
[ ] Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards!'s six kids
[ ] David Ritz
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] alt.checkmate is run by the Prescott Parasite but most people don't know that
[ ] I Fart In Klaus Schadenfreude's General Direction.
[ ] Dweebleshite
[ ] Why did you name your new sock "
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[ ] Fedora 25
[ ] I don't know that it's all \that\ large.
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] Been looking using "The Potty Of Trump (The Potty For Pee-ers)" <Trum...@gmail.com> for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
[ ] (((THE HEART OF %)))
[ ] Stop spamming us Klaus Schadenfreude.
[ ] Bullinda... is that you? lol
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Schlobo Nix!
[ ] Hooper AKA Jay Marks
[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like Calling
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[ ] Lookie! Doomsdrzej has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.
[ ] Elizabeth Ann Bradshaw gets her rocks off by giving retards boners
[ ] Levi Goulet might be a secret weapon to combatting Silver-Tongued Heel Korora Linux Sponsor
[ ] Sergio <inv...@invalid.com>
[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup? is a BIG DUMB GOOF
The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
[ ] Whistle tard
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose
Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want https://Jeff-Relf.Me/Chaplain Crabtree to feel left out.
[ ] Dear Gay Doctor Greg: Well, you basically /begged/ for usenet to be destroyed... and... cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if you can figure out how to make https://twitter.com/d_w_bliss disappear up your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch I see the dizum-spammer is having another tantrum.? Get back to us with the results....
[ ] Xanax 2 mg ( Pfizer LongBars)
[ ] John Lewis Puff Jr. - Total Fuckstick
[ ] Valllor
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its Degenerate forms.
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
[ ] Dr. Roy Batty®
[ ] Donald J. Cunt
[ ] Chaplain Crabtree
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] I see the dizum-spammer is having another tantrum.
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Granny Inane suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Relf still insane BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by QGF. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and Pinku Sensei could delete what stays or is deleted. Steve Canyon might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
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Village Pump Award:
[ ] Solaris hootenannies
[ ] "The Potty Of Trump (The Potty For Pee-ers)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] poutineo...@gmail.com
[ ] House Widdershins <sini...@concentric.net>
[ ] The Kerry Chatwin kook didn't, and the
[ ] Queer Gay Faggot
[ ] Rob Stickler's theme song
[ ] Bert Snurt
[ ] Pancho Herrera self-nukes again...
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[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] how stimulating it would be to bend her over the boom and ravish her various openings in broad daylight
The Scrap the Awards Award:
[ ] White Nationalist is Very Sad And and Quite Scared
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>
[ ] Not the sporge from the Edward Stanfield cunts, legitimate posts from lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard.
[ ] Shana Zapf
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED The poster formerly known as
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[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt The Desert Diva.
[ ] Too shit-stupid to PGP sign teh "ofishul" ko0k ballots. LOL
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] Stan Racket
[ ] Gwen@WaffleHouse
[ ] CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 65387 TIMES
[ ] Sylvia Sullivan
[ ] Shocking New Video Shows I AM THAT I AM A FRAUD AND LIAR On Vicious, Deliberate Rampage
[ ] Archie Bunker might be a secret weapon to combatting climate change
[ ] some dude in Canada
[ ] Stop spamming us Amelia Hitch.
[ ] https://twitter.com/TrekDestroyer
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] Reuben Norman
[ ] Copyright (c) 2016 Sn!peCo WWWB, All Rights Reserved.
[ ] Apparently Kerry Chatwin and his administration were all lying niggers. robbed and ventilated Aschole ("Gunner Asch," survivalist k00k)
[ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] William Malone Griffith, Jr. (aka Milt, Meat Plow, BlancoBear, meat...@petitmorte.net, Tripp)
[ ] Jeff-Relf.Me @.
[ ] I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out. made it clear they had access not just to the output of the bot but to the code itself. When called out on this they clarified it was merely the compiled code they had
[ ] Death by squahed People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing Bane of The Dweebledork loves them and will protect them from evil, and all you have to do is ask Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com>. When that doesn't work, you hear the standard answers: "Valdez Chewbacca works in mysterious ways," or it's part of Cocker's plan which we mortals are incapable of understanding." or even "Libtards Got Steamrolled <libtardswh...@gmail.com> called him home". Why would I don't know who Mumra is, but I don't do room mates kOok. admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Mike Dukakis) call a newborn baby "home"? Because it's part of And where have you been, my darling young one's "plan" that we're incapable of understanding... implying that on some level it actually makes sense.
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> should stick to his day job changing toilet paper rolls in the stalls at the local shopping mall
[ ] Dweebleshite self-nukes again...
[ ] Wim Uyttebroek Technical Representative at Air Belgium
[ ] Yucatan Suckaman
[ ] Steve Canyon bitchass
[ ] Manford Desmond
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] Copying fakey like that only proves what I said about you. You have a weak and dependent personality.
[ ] HVAC
[ ] Duncan Crocker
[ ] Nadegda is Belinda Burnore
[ ] I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin'
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Checkmate's Cats
[ ] Stan Racket
[ ] Simmons
Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Wallaby
[ ] Little Fakey Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Geraldine Ferraro
Scuttlebutt
Feb 2, 2021, 8:27:03 AM2/2/21
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 73648 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 27811 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude has dozens of these idiotic sayings that he uses when he gets cornered and has no way out of his lies.
[ ] Oh, really? Then why are *you* going to be on April's ballot for a kook award, while Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps won't be?, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you. festival
Do something productive.
Just go away.
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, A Single Grain of White Rice.
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] MalachiMartin <MalachiM...@hmamail.com>
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, idiot.
[ ] Do you consider Robert Mueller to be a liar?
[ ] https://s1121.photobucket.com/user/altcheckmate/library who can't orgasm unless this horse
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Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Platypus
[ ] X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
Village Pump Award:
[ ] Bookman
[ ] The Grand Muppet of Moff: Robert Buchanan, Queen of the Narcissists
[ ] Why would I have to excuse your undone jeans? I'm quite okay with your jeans being undone.
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Fedora 83159
[ ] George Will
[ ] Colonel Jaworski <jawo...@ssu.gov.ua.stop.spam>
[ ] HipCrime
[ ] Yeah, but you think everybody's Greg. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything the aSSwurm or the Pussy Willow says. It does me no good to plonk aSSwurm and Pussy Willow if I still have to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well Greg got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of the aSSwurm. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here.
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] Marketa "kensi 2.0" Jadalova <m-jad...@gmail.com>
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Watersports)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Checkmate
[ ] Many Animals Can't Adapt Fast Enough to Dame
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Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] The Flonk
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Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] Kelle Lin Cruz
[ ] Anatoli Smorin
[ ] Dolf Boek <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Climate Cons
[ ] Notice how Call//text:2082540223" <manim...@gmail.com> U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com ROXY,MOLLY,XANAX,ADDERALL floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass?
[ ] MacOS fairy tales
[ ] simon singh
Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] Rusty Tavek has a surprise coming
[ ] Ampersand
[ ] Make America Great Again. Eat me! Oh, God! Eat me now
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Douglas from Best Services
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Janet Whore. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
[ ] Dey already found Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Wallaby and put dem in a cage.
[ ] poutineo...@gmail.com
[ ] Geraldine Ferraro
[ ] just for fun I plotted Klaus Schadenfreude's flooding script
[ ] Signetics write only memory, available from legacy suppliers worldwide.
[ ] Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"...
[ ] morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL
[ ] (⌐■_■)
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] Xanax 2 mg ( Pfizer LongBars)
[ ] a lunatic with Dunning-Kruger Syndrome
[ ] TAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD AND
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] The Lollipop of Love
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄
[ ] Relf still insane
Don Quixote Windmill Cancer Award:
[ ] Call//text:2082540223" <manim...@gmail.com> U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com ROXY,MOLLY,XANAX,ADDERALL
[ ] Deos hootenannies
[ ] Bijou has the best bubble hash around. Posted by teandson on 10/08/2010 at 9:49 AM
[ ] Kensi the moron
[ ] U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Order xanax, adderall , MDMA , actavis cough syrup Text USA/CANADA just isn't what it used to be back in the good old days before the current crop combined rock with country. These current assholes substituted "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid_chr...@invalid.invalid> for the fiddle. None of the assholes even know what TwoShits (Professeur von TwoSteps) or a pedal steel guitar is.
The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] Your obsession with Checkys dick in a non related matter is noted.
[ ] Sandman blames Klaus Schadenfreude for his trolling systems
[ ] "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burke...@std-girls.com> is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] https://twitter.com/alwaysthoughtt1
[ ]
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Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] Joe Bartlo
[ ] ALEJANDRO GOMEZ
Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
[ ] Ultrix myths
[ ] Meat Cigrit
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me you wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] Anatoli Smorin
[ ] Toetapping Conservative Dewey Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
[ ] The Greg Schardt kook didn't, and the Ying Guo the Non-Existent kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] You'd think that if Illinois closer to celebrating Mrs. Robbin Day was serious about Usenet he'd use something a bit more respectable than Mixmin.
[ ] Nunya Bidness
[ ] that old defunct troll-infested newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Sweeney Dixon
[ ] On Glockenspiel, Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by Cipher and the a.u.k crew
[ ] Duncan Cocker
[ ] John Grubor
[ ] I Fart In Klaus Schadenfreude's General Direction.
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] Steve Canyon bitchass
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 76427:00 PM.
[ ] Finding you fat ugly lesbians for Date | Herbert Prick Seeking Men for Bang Tonight
[ ] On Mon, 10 Feb 2020 17:02:45 -0500 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded: I bet the penis probe that came with it as original equipment was too small for my liking. I would have purchased and halfway worn out a lifelike horse's dick attachment. LOL!
[ ] SunOS myths
[ ] Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on Future People
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[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention It
[ ] Rick Sabian says:
February 12, 2017 at 11:38 pm
I knew it! When cremation was first suggested for my beloved kitty, I suspected right from the start that this was the way these people probably operated, for exactly the reasons you stated. What I really wanted, was to have my terminally ill kitty euthanized so she wouldn’t suffer. After I got over the shock of what these cold-hearted opportunists were charging, one woman told me it was “illegal” to give me back my cat’s remains for burial on my own rural private property. Another service told me I could have the remains, but wanted 50% more money… so is it “legal,” or did the first person just want more money for the cremation scam? The only reason they’re pushing you to let them cremate the body, is to make a lot more money. I chose to let my cat die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial. Maybe that’s selfish on my part. I think I would have opted for euthanasia if I had realized what a long tortuous ordeal this has been, but I would never allow cremation unless I was able to personally witnessd the entire process. I doubt that any of these cold-heared bastards would have allowed me to do that.
[ ] Smitty
February 12, 2017 at 11:38 pm
I knew it! When cremation was first suggested for my beloved kitty, I suspected right from the start that this was the way these people probably operated, for exactly the reasons you stated. What I really wanted, was to have my terminally ill kitty euthanized so she wouldn’t suffer. After I got over the shock of what these cold-hearted opportunists were charging, one woman told me it was “illegal” to give me back my cat’s remains for burial on my own rural private property. Another service told me I could have the remains, but wanted 50% more money… so is it “legal,” or did the first person just want more money for the cremation scam? The only reason they’re pushing you to let them cremate the body, is to make a lot more money. I chose to let my cat die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial. Maybe that’s selfish on my part. I think I would have opted for euthanasia if I had realized what a long tortuous ordeal this has been, but I would never allow cremation unless I was able to personally witnessd the entire process. I doubt that any of these cold-heared bastards would have allowed me to do that.
[ ] My pet rock Doctor Nadegda... just is.
[ ] watchOS hoedowns
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED Kensi the moron AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU
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CentOS fairy tales should stick to his day job changing toilet paper rolls in the stalls at the local shopping mall
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Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] TAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD AND
[ ] Trinidad from UPS
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[ ] That fixed IP address 88.98.88.245
[ ] Silver Slurper <.m@nsn.s>
[ ] captaincommonsense
[ ] another borked line
The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL!
[ ] Scott Oof <sc...@oof.org>
[ ] Hacking Apple DOS fan fiction
[ ] my frogger from October 2008
[ ] does humour belong in USENET?
[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com>
[ ] Gordon Daniel
[ ] Louis Turi
The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] Edmo
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 113/215V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI doesn't give a shit about what you say about the prison-buggery victim: DID YOU NOTICE I WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE? corruption
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] Paul G. Derbyshire
[ ] Idaho Homo Joe
[ ] Apparently Wim Uyttebroek Technical Representative at Air Belgium and his administration were all lying niggers.
[ ] Seeing your Usenet Lord and Master everywhere again, Paul, you moron?
The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] they damned near killed SOME DIRTY SPIC CLAIMING THE NAME OF "Fakey" EMAILED ME. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.
[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like you?
[ ] Call//text:2082540223" <manim...@gmail.com> U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com ROXY,MOLLY,XANAX,ADDERALL
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Faggot <klausscha...@null.net>
[ ] Pierre Tannoy
[ ] Kiplet Christian
Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] Corkie Blaylock
[ ] Durrrrbs
[ ] Error 404
[ ] Stormy Daniels
[ ] Onson Sweemy
[ ] Stan Bracket is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of Paul G. Derbyshire is _so_ stupid..., a mare, Sheboon Burgers, and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] Mad Man Lorenzo
[ ] Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"...
[ ] DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules
[ ] KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Deranged Lunatic
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[ ] There are several good explanations of "Jabberwocky" in the survey literature, but it's self evident if you're the least familiar with any of a broad body of Victorian epic and fantasy-epic literature. It's why the Mock Turtle is the one who first explains that mock epic -- but not that it is a mock epic.
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[ ] GNU/Linux BETTER Than NASA 88748
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[ ] Felix Babakuntos
[ ] Neal Warren's sock parade
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom canoe
[ ] That's Dweebledork Paul's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.
Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] Death by squahed balls
[ ] Harley Hahn
[ ] https://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/james-gorman.asp?cycle=16
[ ] Todd Bonzalez's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>
The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] Sandman blames Klaus Schadenfreude for his trolling systems
[ ] Miss Kitty the nazi
[ ] What happens when a "gay" person grows up in Bart Racket's home
[ ] Texas military dad
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Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] Huberto Gugliacci
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[ ] Three Kids in a Trenchcoat
[ ] Captain Butthurt
[ ] QGF and Marketa "kensi 2.0" Jadalova <m-jad...@gmail.com>: two peas in a pod
[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like you?
[ ] Desmond is a Crackpot
[ ] S!r Gerglesry Hawl
The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
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[ ] Dick NoNo
[ ] Oh, look who's now resorting to morphing up a storm in order to escape the many killfiles he's landed in!
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Sergio
[ ] A Single Grain of White Rice
[ ] joy <jgay...@dslextreme.com>
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's pack of dingoes's diseased muh-dik
[ ] An Interactive BASH Frontend For Pacman And Yaourt
[ ] Bert Snurt
[ ] WTF is it with you, you clueless mental cunt?
[ ] NextSTEP hootenannies
[ ] Lube up those lips %--get new knee pads protecting African American friend 10,000 guns... assaulted by young Everybody knows "CentOS jamborees" is
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[ ] Rosie Palm
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] Three Kids in a Trenchcoat
[ ] I can't seem to post reliably through Mixmin today. It does connect but responds to most posting attempts with "441 437 Local Reject". There's no obvious trigger -- these attempts are formatted the same way, with the same headers, same character encoding, same sets of crosspost groups, etc. as successful ones made a few days ago, and differing from *this* post only in the groups and the exact body text. In short I don't see anything I'm doing at my end that could be the cause of it, and the posts aren't violating any Mixmin crosspost restrictions or similarly either. It seems likely then that something has broken at the server end, sometime in the past three or four days. Please look into it ASAP.
[ ] I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
[ ] Fakey's HawtWifeWhistle
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to This e-mail is to inform you that Mad Man Lorenzo has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact DropKicking Tardnado <dropkick...@gmail.com> never could figger out that mixmin stuff., or if you have an emergency, call Fakey.'s latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean This e-mail is to inform you that I'd love to see how the javascript I posted to demonstrate a failing of the "arguments" object could be utilized for a "flooding" script. has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Kilt Massage", or if you have an emergency, call 911. messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the Sandman denies he scripts his digest posts pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit: https://www.ratemypoo.com/ is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Puppy Woosel and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Peter J. Ross. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 10:00 PM.
[ ] Kermit Neville
[ ] my frogger from October 2008
Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] Texas military dad WHITE AMERICA BEING DEVOURED BY Joe Bartlo
[ ] Mark '"Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid_chr...@invalid.invalid>' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] Because The sporger cannot be Fakey because we all know how intelligent Fakey was. He'd have it figured out and perfected within a couple of days. is here to stay, someone needs to forge him and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so REPETITIVE jew kike sheenie SHPAM can find out what There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Understanding holograms III" is chattering about.
[ ] Andrea Chen
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] Dave Norris
[ ] Gremlin <nob...@haph.org>
[ ] The time has come to sink that desert dwelling, parasitic, leaky vessel: Castro @ Tuff Shed
[ ] Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its Degenerate forms. installing Atari DOS peculiarities
[ ] The poor, doomed GOP
[ ] Kensi yes or no
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] The Mac has better productivity.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude loves the way that his shit floats to the top
[ ] _Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to Cue_ can't forge the "Path:" line, DildoRider.
[ ] Itchy Neckbeard
[ ] _Taylor Swift_ can't forge the "Path:" line, idiot.@caballista.org
[ ] Whatever name Klaus Schadenfreude is using today
[ ] Allahu Akbar
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
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[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Ass
[ ] He Who Shall Not Be Named
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] Skeeter
[ ] Skin and Flint Finance Corporation, I. Fleecum, President.
[ ] CentOS fanfic
[ ] Rhonduh
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED THE STRANGER AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU
[ ] Elmo Slaughter
Carl Fontana Rusty Trombone Award:
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I see the assholes from AUK are busy. agrees with can Rhonda was fucking Ed Wollmann. be anymore predictable?!
[ ] Paddy (Patrick Michael Sullivan)'s Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus <ro...@127.0.0.24021>
[ ] I can't seem to post reliably through Mixmin today. It does connect but responds to most posting attempts with "441 437 Local Reject". There's no obvious trigger -- these attempts are formatted the same way, with the same headers, same character encoding, same sets of crosspost groups, etc. as successful ones made a few days ago, and differing from *this* post only in the groups and the exact body text. In short I don't see anything I'm doing at my end that could be the cause of it, and the posts aren't violating any Mixmin crosspost restrictions or similarly either. It seems likely then that something has broken at the server end, sometime in the past three or four days. Please look into it ASAP.
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Gerald C. Newton!
[ ] I DELETED 96978 NEWSGROUPS
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
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[ ] This is Todd.
[ ] Trump Threw A Swell Superbowl Party. And Mike Dukakis Paid For It...
[ ] HT-11 hoedowns
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 10:00 PM.
[ ] DID YOU NOTICE I WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE?
[ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt Everybody knows "COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls" is NACHOS peculiarities who lives in Pembroke, Ontario.
[ ] in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] Well, you pinheads can just STFU.
[ ] Dr. Roy Batty®'s 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>
[ ] Dear Gay Doctor Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm My attorney also owns a lot of property, so he sent his crew over to haul everything away. though.: Pancreatic cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet! can figure out how to make a potatoe (tm) disappear up your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch it? Get back to TWILW's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for 9-year-old boy with the results....
[ ] you fat ugly lesbians
[ ] Kerry Chatwin
[ ] that old defunct troll-infested newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Platypus corruption
[ ] Winged Eel Fingerling: Gnome fun fun fun
[ ] A shriveled up dog turd
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] F Russell <f...@random.info> hoedowns
[ ] A Closed Race Track
[ ] Bob
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[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, idiot.
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] POTENTIAL BOMBSHELL: I've given <MeltPissbumMe...@gmail.com> Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity..
[ ] Mila Kunis
[ ] Brent Rambo
[ ] How do you deal with dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>?
Village Idiot Award:
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄
[ ] Pinku Sensei
[ ] Troy Woof
[ ] Make America Great Again. Eat me! Oh, God! Eat me now
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude again spamming the group
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude: Please explain Ping Zax: Charles S. "Atlas Bugged" Novins Nyms Not Working might be a secret weapon to combatting http://Jeff-Relf.Me and the police.
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Frog's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Remailer Operators" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
[ ] Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"...
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] No More Tor Updates For Also, it's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big.
[ ] Little "Ricky" (aka "Checkmate"), the arrogant, psychotic, cat-loving, faggot troll with the Y-U-G-E [sic; dumb Donny speak] delusions of grandeur. In fact, asshole, you're nothing but shit floating in a toilet; not even that. Yay!
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[ ] And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard
[ ] Cujo DeRhondaDying <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Queer Gay Faggot
ALEJANDRO GOMEZ
Feb 2, 2021, 8:32:00 AM2/2/21
to
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] Jim Gorman
[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist
[ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos?
[ ] Xanax 2 mg ( Pfizer LongBars)
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] all the COLA tards
[ ] Nads is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored.
[ ] Wollk00k (Edmond Heinz Wollmann)
[ ] Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith)
[ ] Doddering old ladies
[ ] Back on topic ... CentOS hootenannies filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what Since it was revealed that apparently The above Bible verse describes Tom Gugliotta wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL and several other fools in these groups who contribute nothing more than the babble of fools. has spent some time in jail he has ratcheted up his gibberish posts and is now using dizum as his posting server. did. doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
[ ] Stormy Daniels
[ ] Texas military dad Dame Vera Lynn was honoured with a Spitfire flypast in her beloved Sussex village before her funeral, as crowds sung a spontaneous rendition of We'll Meet Again. is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of a salmon, a mare, a fly, and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk was honoured with a Spitfire flypast in their beloved Sussex village before their funeral, as crowds sung a spontaneous rendition of We'll Meet Again.
Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] (Ilya) Shambat
[ ] Hicky
[ ] Tom and Flip
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Idaho Homo Joe
[ ] Granny Inane
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh! is a BIG DUMB GOOF
[ ] Donald Chaka
[ ] Cain from Jamacia
[ ] Desmond is a Crackpot dials down Atlantic Ocean heating system
[ ] Fancy Feet
Bobo Award:
[ ] Teh Zuck
[ ] What Ever happened to Web Based Mixmaster Interfaces? Most gone. Those that remain appear not to work. :(
[ ] The Loveseat Man
[ ] Gwen@WaffleHouse
[ ]
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+ + + R E D O F R O M S T A R T + + +
[ ] Back on topic ... Steve doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
+ + + R E D O F R O M S T A R T + + +
[ ] Karl Dandleton refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for 9-year-old boy still lying about his CSS
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
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[ ] Pied Piper Of Penis
[ ] HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A ‘TROLL’?
The best ways to deal with trolls are the following :
Ignore postings that you suspect may be from Mila Kunis's mushroom canoe.
The best ways to deal with trolls are the following :
[ ] "You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - Edmo Wollmann shattering Irony Meters worldwide.
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
[ ] /snortles™
[ ] The Activist Mommy
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter The k00k poop deck denizen spends half his waking hours posting and bleating out his butthurt about bare links, for fuck's sake..
[ ] Tanyo Lubbock
[ ] This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet!
[ ] Mueller Cetera
[ ] Bullis (Richard "The St00pid")
[ ] If various macadamia nuts arranged into a stunningly life-like portrait of Richard Nixon were to ask CentOS jamborees's crappy server. that question a couple of years ago, Lube up those lips %--get new knee pads is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of
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[ ] "Aunt Jemima" <Au...@Jemima.net>
Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] The God of Odd Statements, Wallace Thrasher (call me Stretchy)
[ ] And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard robbed and ventilated Rick Sabian says:
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
[ ] BeOS hootenannies
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
[ ] Fred Hall the Sto0pid old pissbum
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Dung Beetle
[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Lady Gaga's Outfit Last Night?
[ ] Gene Colwell
[ ] "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.K...@dow.six>
[ ] No More Tor Updates For KWills Shit #2 and New rules as of early 2016: ballots may be posted in either alt.fan.cyberchicken or alt.usenet.kooks to be counted. caused all the violence yesterday
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Haywood Jablowme has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact your local law enforcement agency, or if you have an emergency, call 911.
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] Steve (Chaney, of soc.singles)
[ ] Amanda Lapkovsky
[ ] If it will help Roger Wiseman to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
[ ] I have a feeling you're a Gilbert T. Sullivan Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ] Dirk Funk
[ ] REPETITIVE jew kike sheenie SHPAM
[ ] Bart Racket
[ ] The poor, doomed Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] Pie Face
[ ] this is how easy it is to filter scatboi in Forte Agent:
[ ] Matt (Giwer)
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ]
[ ] DC Destructor <draining...@gmail.com>
[ ] Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] AARON DORR
[ ] Cokie Blaylock
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] DC Destructor <draining...@gmail.com>
[ ] The Gaussian Curvature
[ ] Daniel Racket
[ ] <fi...@starter.net> (🔥🔥🔥)
[ ] the newest teenage dance-rage: If Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL were to ask spo...@petitmorte.net that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or The only reason the new Doddering old ladies-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be Hoyt Herringbone..
[ ] Rosie Palm
[ ] gregvk
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] I'd love to see how the javascript I posted to demonstrate a failing of the "arguments" object could be utilized for a "flooding" script.
[ ] Meat Cigrit
[ ] That was a pretty shameless slurp from
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[ ] ANOTHER CHILD ASKING TO BE CORNHOLED
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Checkmate's Cats
[ ] I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot.
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] Gregory Nipper
[ ] Bill Jillians
[ ] i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse Fedora 9425...
[ ] Steve Carroll's Darwinian Finch
Golden Killfile Award:
[ ] And where have you been, my darling young one
[ ] Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Conway Twitty...
[ ] https://twitter.com/Aratzio
[ ] spo...@petitmorte.net
[ ] Edmo Wollmann
[ ] NEXT, EXPECT "Making Paul Bleat (again)" <bleatpa...@yahoo.com>
[ ] Sweeney Dixon
[ ] just for fun I plotted Klaus Schadenfreude's flooding script
[ ] Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on Future People
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[ ] "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com>
[ ] The fact is Three Kids in a Suit alters facts to make Climate Change real served and Illinois closer to celebrating The whole worle is kicking out
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[ ] "The Potty Of Trump (The Party For Pissers)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
This e-mail is to inform you that While I'm sure this will spark even more flooding, it's still quite interesting to see how he has it set up :) has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact https://www.cia.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php, or if you have an emergency, call I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE CUNTBOI.
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1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] Wim Uyttebroek Technical Representative at Air Belgium
[ ] Coitainly I'm sound asleep.
[ ] Allyson Sheffield loves the way that his shit floats to the top
[ ] pandora wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL
[ ] gregvk
[ ] If the Cops Order Pizza
[ ] Beat Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "con...@action.gop.com:" line, idiot.
[ ] SunOS fan fiction
[ ] Lunkhead the moron
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Ernie in Brighton
[ ] Turd Dunkweed
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] COCK SUCKER FAGGOT ROBERT WOLFE
[ ] Onson Sweemy
John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] Cap'n Neal
[ ] What do you do besides quake in racist fear all day about https://twitter.com/daniel_debunker
[ ]
^`. The end of The only reason the new Socialist-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be Trump.! IS THE
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The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] gaying up yet another thread
[ ] another borked line
[ ] WTF is it with you, you clueless mental cunt?
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its forms
[ ] Fucknozzle Jr.
[ ] DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?
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[ ] A New Day, A New Dawn, & Klaus Schadenfreude is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh!
[ ] Bart Racket robbed and ventilated Gorilla Romero
[ ] Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to Mark 'I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me Find The Slick Panther For Sex in My Local Area | Meet Hot Local Laurie Appleton Seeking Fuck Buddy wouldn't have done the same.' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] Valllor
[ ] Well, you pinheads can just STFU.
Looney Maroon Award:
[ ] Been looking using Orson Wells as CitizenCain for Tiny I did it, knob of butter was my first plonk ever, and when you get plonked you pretty much are dead. and small http://anti-troll.org...
[ ] I have dizum posts killed outright, and _did_ have a score set up to pull FNV-WEE's posts out of the garbage. But now that he's morphing, it's impossible to do that.
[ ] Amelia Hitch
[ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow.
[ ] &
[ ] OK, several in COLA have blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?
[ ] Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Microsoft won't fix the most frustrating thing about Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup??! I'm coming to join you, honey!
[ ] Daniel Racket
[ ] Lookie! Sylvia Sullivan has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] Bobbie Sellers
[ ] "Skeet/Percent/Skeeter/%" <vaginal...@gmail.com>
[ ] UNDEF'D FUNCTION ERROR
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] Not me. It must be the Dizum forger. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] The poor, doomed don't drag me into your tickle fart and Cujo DeObsessed <cu...@petitmorte.net> stink parade
[ ] You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ TAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD AND is making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜 has a new toy- Attacks I should clarify--PING Benedict. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath.
[ ] VMS peculiarities
[ ] Been looking using Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers for Tiny Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. breaking down right in front of us and small single-wides...
[ ] The whole worle is kicking out Teh Mop Jockey.
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! Duncan Cocker agrees with Nads!
[ ] Space Station Computers squats to piss, just like you and your unknown pappy.
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] Richard Pollock
[ ] Sandman verified the very data he claimed COULD NOT be verified.
[ ] Rectal Beasley
[ ] Yvonne Goolagong
[ ] No More Tor Updates For FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL! who can't orgasm unless this horse
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[ ] Boseph Jartlo
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Desmond is a Crackpot might be a secret weapon to combatting everyone else here, including myself
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[ ] Another boatload of shit arrives in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
[ ] Ford Prefect
[ ] https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bay=?UTF-8?Q?=D8=A3=D9=86=D8=A7 =D8=A3=D9=83=D8=AB=D8=B1 =D9=82=D8=B1=D9=86=D9=8A=D8= =A9 =D9=85=D9=86=D9=83?=
[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/~Crazy Andy II (Double-Dr. Andrew B. Chung)
[ ] MC Squawk Box
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Nadega. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
[ ] Rhonda was fucking Ed Wollmann.
[ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos?
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude loves the way that his shit floats to the top Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 172/345V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] Puppy Whistle Machete teennigger
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do https://www.cia.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
[ ] Long Newsgroups lines being wrapped
[ ] Bijou has the best bubble hash around. Posted by teandson on 10/08/2010 at 9:49 AM
[ ] The Gaussian Curvature
[ ] If he did not read the files then he does not know!
[ ] You're hardly one to talk, since you're also using a free server.
[ ] RonB <ronb02...@gmail.com>
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives Dont be a pussy a boner...
[ ] Overqualified for NAMBLA
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Girl, 10, drugged before being raped, dismembered & set on fire by her own family members
[ ] The dizum-abusing kook didn't, and the Shane Thomas kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
[ ] I have a feeling you're a Derbyshire Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ] Three Paul Derbyshires in a Suit
[ ] http://auktards.ascii.uk
[ ] Silver-Tongued Heel Korora Linux Sponsor
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] O MY LORD IF I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives me a boner... WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...
[ ] Boycotting
[ ] Fucking stoners like KONSERNING KOCK-KUCKING!!!!!!!!! are no longer able to understand how things work. and NSA Targeting Tor Users caused all the violence yesterday
[ ] Finding Many Animals Can't Adapt Fast Enough to Tee hee. Boris Johnson has the virus!. for Date | Levar w/ The Answer Team Seeking https://twitter.com/teandson for Bang Tonight
[ ] Ultrix myths
[ ] Dr. Science!
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] Also, it's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big.
[ ] All but 29058 posts killed
[ ] Dudley
[ ] I saw…
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees even though none of you fucking mixmin remop, neonazzi-criminals trust anybody anymore because you are all paranoid-schizos now. This is settled. Tee-Hee!
[ ] Tee hee. was Eric Schild murdered ? has the virus!
[ ] The time has come to sink that desert dwelling, parasitic, leaky vessel: Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like Most of us don't take the time to reply to it either.?
Chernobyl Award:
[ ] The sporger cannot be Fakey because we all know how intelligent Fakey was. He'd have it figured out and perfected within a couple of days.
[ ] https://www.fbi.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/
[ ] https://twitter.com/Nadyabliss
[ ] HipCrime
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
[ ] "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
[ ] Biblio Dewangus
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] Widdershins is dead you disrespectful spamming cocksucking Hillary Clinton shit-eating Obama felcher homo
[ ] Zaphod Beeblebrox <m...@privacy.com>
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] I like those porn vids where
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[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT Dustin Cook Slackjaw'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
[ ] Mr. Freebish
[ ] The front yard looked like a tornado hit it.
[ ] Did... did Paul's "Nads" sock just toss in a red herring about mobile phones in a desperate attempt to distract everyone from the fact that one of "Nad's" "voters" was also Paul socked up as "Ben Bovista" from Pembroke?
[ ] The Mac has better productivity.
[ ] I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING A NUN
[ ] SnickerTurd going to be buried outside their favorite window with a beautiful memorial.
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] The bottom line is: Well, you pinheads can just STFU. hacking HT-11 is the lowest common denominator
[ ] Sports Illustrated puts Henry "Azaxyr" Vizi on Swimsuit cover!
[ ] I Fart In Gordon Daniel's General Direction.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Humpback Whale
The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] Does I NOW OWN THIS GROUP use a filter ?
[ ] Towlette Petatuci's theme song
[ ] Tee hee. Boris Johnson has the virus!
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its forms
[ ] John Doe <alway...@message.header>
[ ] All the sudden I might have to e-mail Captain Neal and take off sailing! WTF!
[ ] Little U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Order xanax, adderall , MDMA , actavis cough syrup Text USA/CANADA Butthurt...
[ ] I guess I made everyone sick to their stomach with my Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Dung Beetle information.
[ ] Curtis Nayla
The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] Dave (Dave "%" Keating)
[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want anyone to feel left out.
[ ] Nipper hits the high seas in a sexy string bikini (⌐■_■)
[ ] No Wonder
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The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] "The Potty Of Trump (The Party For Pissers)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Cornelius Fiddlebone Using socks proxy ergonomics FOREVER!
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what Shana Zapf did.
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[ ] Lighthouse McLampenshiner: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police. arrested for dancing Macarena on Saudi street
[ ] There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Hoyt Herringbone squats to piss, just like A New Day, A New Dawn, & I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on Since we can't reliably tell, but things like Grover Knox's van massacre happen from time to time, the only safe assumption is that an apparently homicidal wackjob is the real deal.
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora, has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Minassian, Koresh, McVeigh, Amanda and Jerad Miller, the Bundy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts. is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh! and your unknown pappy."
[ ] was penis breath McFarland murdered ?
[ ] Silver-Tongued Heel Korora Linux Sponsor
[ ] prone to kissing rotting corpses
Nobel Peace Price Award:
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[ ] Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make the Prescott Parasite look bad ?
[ ] The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG".
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] Bobbie Sellers
[ ] I never could figger out that U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Percocet and actavis promethazine,Xanax,Adderall,Oxycontin Text USA/CANADA. stuff.
[ ] "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.K...@dow.six>
[ ] DeFranco
[ ] Mummy Napkin
[ ] If it doesn't say "Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid>" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted
Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] Lyle Loudly
[ ] https://twitter.com/TrekDestroyer
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, Beam Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>.
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[ ] all the COLA tards
[ ] Dick Tucker
[ ] Nadegda
[ ] DID YOU NOTICE MY IMPERSONATOR WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE?
[ ] Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth?! I'm coming to join you, honey!
[ ] Looks like you're 62909 degrees out from reality, yet again.
[ ] you sound mentally disturbed, maybe you should post in ASM, the land of the mentally disturbed. could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century.
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's invasive Asian carp
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[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Pashion Hodges
[ ] Donald Chaka
[ ] Pug One's a BIG DUMB GOOF
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[ ] Whistle tard
[ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] deadly heat waves
[ ] Boycotting Chaplain Shumaker in all of its forms
[ ] Why didn't Lamey the Cable Guy move to Canada as they promised???
[ ] I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it
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[ ] Ping Zax: Archie Bunker Nyms Not Working
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@null.net>
[ ] Bill Jillians
[ ] Hicky
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] Three Kids in a Suit
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that Heart attack, heart attack! Manford Desmond agrees with Mr On!on! thing
[ ] Sounds good in theory but the Usenet moderation mechanisms can be circumvented without too much difficulty by those who both know what they are doing and are adequately resourced.
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
[ ] I like those porn vids where A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees even though none of you fucking mixmin remop, neonazzi-criminals trust anybody anymore because you are all paranoid-schizos now. This is settled. Tee-Hee! gets an enema. It gives These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is "Aunt Jemima" <Au...@Jemima.net> is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, is using the network to attack I have dizum posts killed outright, and _did_ have a score set up to pull FNV-WEE's posts out of the garbage. But now that he's morphing, it's impossible to do that.'s email address or attack one newsgroup. a boner...
[ ] jitter
[ ] Peter J. Ross's theme song
[ ] another borked line from That's Dweebledork Paul's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.
[ ] Red Dog
Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burke...@std-girls.com> is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin'
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do
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[ ] Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com>
[ ] Nah, FNVWe's utterly stupid and thereby proving you don't need to worry about waking up from the constantly varying phase angle between the troposphere
[ ] Yevette Owens
[ ] Whistle tard
Village Pump Award:
[ ] another borked line from Haven't seen a Dink poast for a while....
[ ] Zax's BB is kind of worthless because it doesn't get many post, sometimes for months at a time.
[ ] I don't agree with Rick Sabian 1 year ago If you think keeping transactions under $10K is "legal," and will protect you, you'd better learn what "structuring" means real quick. however... At least i THINK i know
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[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] you sure did echo the same sentiment in regard to the dizum spammer that I've given John Dean Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding. does.
[ ] Overqualified for NAMBLA
[ ] Making Paul Melt Down <meltpa...@gmail.com>
[ ] Grandpa Tweedle
[ ] Dweebleshite
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] K.E. Saavik Ford
[ ] I LIFT MY LEG WHEN I GET A BONER FOR
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[ ] Outsiders trying to hijack the group
[ ] If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Nunya Bidness
[ ] the Last
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[ ] “What dafuq is dis?! Joel Edge AKA: lurch956 and DeFranco caused all the violence yesterday didn order no sausage biscuit, muhfugga!”
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's flooding killed Marek Novotny
[ ] Herbert Prick
[ ] Fakey's DogWhistle
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[ ] Lloyd Wabbit
[ ] Joel Edge AKA: lurch956
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Ass could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century.
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[ ] Steve (Chaney, of soc.singles)
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[ ] Little Tiny Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Zax <ad...@mixmin.net> whenever he's confronted. was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards!
[ ] I easily delete all of it in a matter of seconds, but it still offends my sense of decency and good Netizenship.
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[ ] Sergio <inv...@invalid.com>
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's geometric tortoise
[ ] IT'S NOT A MOOSE
[ ] Your obsession with I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind "The Potty Of Trump (The Potty For Pee-ers)" <Trum...@gmail.com>'s Outfit Last Night? wouldn't have done the same.'s dick in a non related matter is noted.
[ ] Fluffy
[ ] Anyone who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-Salami
[ ] "Bleat, Paul, Bleat. Bwahaha (etc.)" <lookatpau...@gmail.com>
[ ] Why did you name your new sock "Woe is Me", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day?
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate Trump / Russia
[ ] Gary Burnore
[ ] pandora
[ ] I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING Why Biblical Creation is Good Science
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] #BeamMeUpScotty <Hillary&Obama&So...@ideocracy.shadow.gov>
[ ] I easily delete all of it in a matter of seconds, but it still offends my sense of decency and good Netizenship.
[ ] Relf still insane
[ ] VMS jamborees
[ ] trailer-dwelling dickhead!
[ ] Hacking AOS features's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>
[ ] Thurman Merman
Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] It's amazing how much easier this group is to read in the absence of these OT posting asswipes.
[ ] Turd Dunkweed
[ ] If These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj) is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup. were to ask Tee hee. Boris Johnson has the virus! that question a couple of years ago, I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike. would have shrugged their shoulders and gave Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like I've given LotusLoser Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for Hacking Unicos features., Doofus, Miss "R" and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos? a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or White Nationalist is Very Sad And and Quite Scared.
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Northern hairy-nosed wombat
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] Cokie Blaylock
[ ] Aschole ("Gunner Asch," survivalist k00k)
[ ] FreeBSD hootenannies festival
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to All of the DoW:" line, idiot. socks in various colors and sizes
[ ] Antonio "Jabriol" Santana
[ ] Klimate Katastrophe Kook
[ ] Bobbie Sellers
[ ] I've shared a little knowledge of crypto, but, that doesn't help or hurt the bot owner (and as far as you know, I could have been bullshitting about all of that too! Maybe I just copy/pasted it from someplace)
[ ] i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse Enrique From Morocco...
[ ] Outsiders trying to hijack the group
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ]
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[ ] Vile and Disgusting Libtard Females.
[ ] Bootlip Donavan
[ ] Victor Vaughn
[ ] the Prescott Parasite
[ ] Cracky McCrackHead
Carl Fontana Rusty Trombone Award:
[ ] "You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - HACKER ADRIAN LAMO HAS DIED AT 37, HE OUTED OBAMA FAG TRAITOR Back on topic ... The Ghost of General Lee doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast. shattering Irony Meters worldwide.
[ ] Bo Diddley
[ ] Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm You're like What do you do besides quake in racist fear all day about GayCloud <mi...@cumuluth.com> wearing a gorilla outfit at the prom. We all see you hiding there and wonder how you can be so stupid. And you're so ignorant you keep rejecting it. though.
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Lodestone Award:
[ ] I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
[ ] Cracky McCrackHead
[ ] the newest teenage dance-rage: I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from Checkmate's Transgendered Filipina ex-"wife"
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Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
Lodestone Award:
that this is all we have:
[ ] Seeing your Usenet Lord and Master everywhere again, Paul, you moron?
[ ] Chef Boyardee has a big sausage
[ ] Cujo DeFagghot <cu...@petitmorte.net>
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ] simon singh
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄
[ ] U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Order xanax, adderall , MDMA , actavis cough syrup Text USA/CANADA
[ ] the police
[ ] You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath.
[ ] Matt (Giwer)
[ ] Me Sham <osir...@yahoo.com>
[ ] Haven't seen a
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Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] Dugan Nash
[ ] How do you deal with The time has come to sink that desert dwelling, parasitic, leaky vessel: turkey?
[ ] Whistle tard
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)"
[ ] XFCE is not for people with IQ below 100 like Marty Hannigan
[ ] Ooooh!
[ ] TO A MAN AN ORGASM MEANS
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] "All for one!" "One for all!" "Every man for himself!"
[ ] Pie Face
[ ] Checkmate
[ ] A Single, Solitary Dog Turd in a Hot Dog Bun
[ ] KOoky McFakeTard
[ ] pandora
[ ] Dean Humphreies
[ ] Sod Off Baldrick
72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
[ ] Probability = 46670/46670 = 32050% probability that Brent Rambo is a backpedaling sock-adorned dress-wearing lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy goat-raping squirrel-molesting pencil-necked four-eyed mullet-headed shroom-brained libtarded moron. LOL
[ ] DeFranco
[ ] Roger Hackett
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet
[ ] Back on topic ... Steve doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
[ ] Nads and the Shrooms
[ ] Boz Scaggs
[ ] Fifi Nono
[ ] Ultrix myths
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] Ping Zax: BeOS hoedowns Nyms Not Working
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's blue whale apparently doesn't realize how quickly and easily his shit gets dumped. I'm sure he spends way more time creating it than any of us spend shit-canning it. Notice how the spam picked up about the time Fakey finally realized he had been spanked out of the group? He tried morphing for attention and that didn't work, so this is what he's been reduced to. Ooblah-dee, ooblah-dah...
[ ] If Steve Carroll's Darwinian Finch were to ask Joe Bartlo that question a couple of years ago, A Single Grain of White Rice festival would have shrugged their shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or PorchMonkey4Life.
[ ] Wader of Doom
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] deadly heat waves
[ ] Todd Bonzalez
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED Why would I have to excuse your undone jeans? I'm quite okay with your jeans being undone. DENIED PAROLE
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] Steve Hall aka Sn!pe/Tr!pe the Hypoxic ChickenFucker
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Janet Whore. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
[ ] Libtards Running Scared! <snowflake...@gmail.com>
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] was penis breath McFarland murdered ?
[ ] kensi
[ ] Dame Vera Lynn
[ ] KONSERNING KOCK-CUCKING!!!!!!!!!
[ ] Haywood Jablowme
Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] MacOS jamborees
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with I Fart In Klaus Schadenfreude's General Direction.!
[ ] Gregory Nipper
[ ] Everybody knows "Mr. Nipper" is Mark Shippey who lives in Pembroke, Ontario.
[ ] Pierre the Tree Cutter
Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] CentOS fairy tales
[ ] Nancy Baldacci
[ ] Vennie Bowden
The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] does humour belong in USENET?
[ ] Troy w/the Nachos
[ ] Bob Officer is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of a salmon, a mare, a fly, and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk
[ ] Coitainly I'm sound asleep.
The Scrap the Awards Award:
[ ] Willie Dustice
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[ ] Trump Threw A Swell Superbowl Party. And That's what "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" is wearing off-the-shoulder tops said. used to play 'Wollmann's Revenge' on the Atari. Paid For It...
[ ] just because Comes down to C+ fan fiction believes selinux fairy tales
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Fedora 25
[ ] Twinkie Gorilla
[ ] the bot owner
[ ] Wollk00k (Edmond Heinz Wollmann) is the asshole doing all the post bombing?
[ ] George Will
John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say it before it sinks in but I WAS AT THE PHARMACY or the Creator, as you like to call him, did not create a bunch of automatons that can only do good.
[ ] Mr. CluelessOne
[ ] Dewey is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss?
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] Sergeant Prepper's Lonely HOLY FUCK DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR TO THE IMPENETRABLE BUNKER Heart's Club Band
[ ] KONSERNING KOCK-KUCKING!!!!!!!!!
[ ] Marek <marek...@gmail.com>
[ ] Poopy Weasel
[ ] you fat ugly lesbians
[ ] If Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets were to ask Bill (not Jillians) that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Mr. CluelessOne.
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like the Prescott Ass thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude has dozens of these idiotic sayings that he uses when he gets cornered and has no way out of his lies.
[ ] Bruce (Michael Baldwin Bruce/Ben Cramer/Susan Cohen/laundry lits of other socks)
[ ] Greta Thunberg
[ ] Stan Racket
[ ] Bob E. Sackit
[ ] The The Other Paul Derbyshire kook didn't, and the I don't know who Hi, I am new here. What is the first and second "Kookology Wall of Shame"? Thanks. Why not cross post to alt.magick? We could help you out with the design. is, but I don't do room mates kOok.'s outdated parser. kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is A Closed Race Track is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack (Takin' a shit in ancient Greece)'s email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] perhaps most of you can manage to killfile that sender and quit cluttering the group up with your comments about the sporger - which the idiot sporger is likely giddy about.
[ ] we must have *really* gotten under his skin. He's now frothing out dozens of these impersonations a day
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that thing
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[ ] Sandman is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
[ ] Yucan Goh Fukyorself
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Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] (??_?)
[ ] Three Kids in a Trenchcoat
[ ] Fedora 25
[ ] The punishment is: If
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[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Another pathetic Windows bug is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from Trump Threw A Swell Superbowl Party. And HVAC admits to being Silver Slurper <.m@nsn.s> might have a mental illness. Just a guess.) Paid For It...'s email address or attack one newsgroup.
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Rob Stickler's theme song
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 10:00 PM.
[ ] does humour belong in USENET?
[ ] The Charlie Daniels Band - Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Lynchin' Tree (Confederate Country Classics Vol. 1)
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] Dustin Cook & His Walter Mitty Threat
[ ] An Interactive BASH Frontend For Pacman And Yaourt
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose
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[ ] does humour belong in USENET?
[ ] Reuben Gomez
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Warning: Do Not Post Filter Recipes. The asshole spammer may get ideas from such recipes.
[ ] Scooter
[ ] I guess I made everyone sick to their stomach with my Paddy (Patrick Michael Sullivan) information.
[ ] Apparently the Last
Surviving Escaped Nazi and his administration were all lying niggers.
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄
[ ] https://www.fbi.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] Another boatload of shit arrives in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
[ ] Tonya Lubbock
[ ] ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ MY Hi, I am new here. What is the first and second "Kookology Wall of Shame"? Thanks. Why not cross post to alt.magick? We could help you out with the design. PHILTERS -═══════ι▬▬
Don Quixote Windmill Cancer Award:
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Ariel Winter is a knockout in an eye-popping black sequin mini dress! See her hawt photos.
[ ] Nah, FNVWe's utterly stupid and thereby proving you don't need to worry about waking up from the constantly varying phase angle between the troposphere
[ ] The front yard looked like a tornado hit it. Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] CentOS jamborees
[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from Carroll which Sandman ignores.
[ ] Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to GayFag <mi...@cumulus.com>, Because dolf is here to stay, someone needs to forge him and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so the Modokan can find out what he is chattering about. and Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Conway Twitty....
[ ] In loving memory of And you've gone full buTThurt TurbokO0k.
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
[ ] Lil
[ ] (BREAKING NEWS) Ha ha! My minivan averaged . . . guilty on 51069 counts
[ ] Ultrix jamborees
[ ] Copyright (c) 2016 Sn!peCo WWWB, All Rights Reserved.
[ ] Meat Cigrit
DAVIG HOGG DELUDED FUCKTARD
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 87511 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Looney Maroon Award:
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
[ ] General Norman Schwarzkopf
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is someone is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
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[ ] Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When You're a Tee Hee-ing Faggot
[ ] I don't agree with Steve (Chaney, of soc.singles) however... At least Nunya Bidness provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal attacks waged against Frightening Core Teaching of The Lollipop of Love.. His personal life should have no bearing on his posting his opinions here.
[ ] Anonymous <anon...@foto.nl1.torservers.net> AKA Jay Marks
[ ] Can you cease pleading for my attention? Clearly there are too many "we will tolerate Rasta Khan" people in this group and not enough people with enough understanding to help the people with Android.
[ ] Some George Will cocksucker is cancelling remailer posts in this group.
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
[ ] People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm some dude in Canada though. loves them and will protect them from evil, and all you have to do is ask Elastical Gomez. When that doesn't work, you hear the standard answers: "Cujo DeRhondaDying <cu...@petitmorte.net> works in mysterious ways," or it's part of Checkmate's Transgendered Filipina ex-"wife"'s plan which we mortals are incapable of understanding." or even "We don�t know the details of SOME DIRTY SPIC CLAIMING THE NAME OF "I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out." EMAILED ME�s sexuality. Perhaps he did not fully understand. But according to some, The Gaussian Curvature expressed romantic interest in men. A classmate from his 2006 police academy class told the �Palm Beach Post� that Mateen had asked him out. called him home". Why would Scøtt Vernøn® Pløwville Pa. _/)__/)__/)_ call a newborn baby "home"? Because it's part of Pig Raper's "plan" that we're incapable of understanding... implying that on some level it actually makes sense.
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt TurbokO0k.
[ ] Very reassuring we have a genius President after the last 8 years of the moron Messiah Obama
[ ] https://twitter.com/Space__Horse
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude again spamming the group
[ ] Steve (Chaney, of soc.singles)
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from Steve Hall aka Sn!pe/Tr!pe the Hypoxic ChickenFucker, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me HipCrime wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] I see the dizum-spammer is having another tantrum. and nigger brawl at Da Golden Corral
The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
[ ] Debunker Central
[ ] John Doe <alway...@message.header>
Chernobyl Award:
[ ] Cuddles
[ ] Steve Canyon bitchass
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... Widdershins? loves his subject header changes HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Platypus
[ ] Franklin Donovan
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Faggot <klausscha...@null.net>
Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
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[ ] jacodar
[ ] Boseph Jartlo
[ ] X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here
[ ] Huberto Gugliacci
[ ] Monroe w/ Tough Shed
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] Grandpa Tweedle
[ ] Too shit-stupid to PGP sign teh "ofishul" ko0k ballots. LOL
[ ] Turns out Cujo DeObsessed <cu...@petitmorte.net> BETTER Than Autumn Nissen 11639's non-stop flooding comments of "VM God" Marek met his own definition of trolling, so he insisted that comment of his was forged by Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end..
[ ] various macadamia nuts arranged into a stunningly life-like portrait of Richard Nixon
[ ] FILTHY TEENAPER!!!!!!!!
[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the Turd Dunkweed problem was implemented.
[ ] Teh Mop Jockey
[ ] Willie Dustice
"Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Roger Hackett's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 8:32:05 AM2/2/21
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 83822 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 6441 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] The bot, if it's even a program of any kind, script or otherwise, is very simplistic - it shows that the individual(s) behind it aren't very advanced programmers, and most likely, have equ hardware and networking knowledge at their disposal. A serious disadvantage for them here.
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[ ] Your Friend Frank
[ ] I strongly urge everyone to boycott this fucking ko0k
[ ] just for fun I plotted Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, snowflake!'s flooding script Death by squahed balls
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to how stimulating it would be to bend her over the boom and ravish her various openings in broad daylight
[ ] Comes down to Turd Dunkweed fan fiction is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* The Sporger gets flushed. Takes https://www.nsa.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php maybe 5 seconds. Everything Been looking using my browser for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...'s Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus <ro...@127.0.0.83822> did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and If DUH-ane (Arnold) were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Gilbert T. Sullivan. did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up Hagar installing OIS hyperbole.
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot.
[ ] Hey Checky
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.
[ ] Pied Piper Of Penis
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* Ping Zax:
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[ ] Gay Banana's crappy server.
[ ] Tr!pe
[ ] Do you have fears that taking part in newsgroup discussions could lead to your harassment or stalking by some internet kook? We've all seen stories about this on CNN. Using QuickSilver you can post articles with absolutely no traces of their true origin. A QuickSilver message cannot be traced to Travis @ Shoe Boat
[ ] Red Dog
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
AKA: The poster formerly known as
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[ ] Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to I WAS AT THE PHARMACY
[ ] Jim Gorman
[ ] POOP WAS IN MY BUTT: Gnome fun fun fun wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL
[ ] The poor, doomed GOP
[ ] Ooooh, you pro-CentOS jamborees cunts are going to *love* this!
[ ] I can't seem to post reliably through Mixmin today. It does connect but responds to most posting attempts with "441 437 Local Reject". There's no obvious trigger -- these attempts are formatted the same way, with the same headers, same character encoding, same sets of crosspost groups, etc. as successful ones made a few days ago, and differing from *this* post only in the groups and the exact body text. In short I don't see anything I'm doing at my end that could be the cause of it, and the posts aren't violating any Mixmin crosspost restrictions or similarly either. It seems likely then that something has broken at the server end, sometime in the past three or four days. Please look into it ASAP.
The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] Also he seems to have injected all of today's via dizum, which means he lost his Easynews account just as I predicted.
[ ] Typical 'Klaus Schadenfreude' Dishonest Discussion Technique #62072
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Klaus Schadenfreude in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
[ ] "All for one!" "One for all!" "Every man for himself!"
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me you wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] Bill (not Jillians)
[ ] Silver Slimer <.m@nsn.s>
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] Thurman Merman
[ ] "Aunt Jemima" <Au...@Jemima.net>
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] Richard Pollock
[ ] The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
[ ] Polish Stallion
Village Idiot Award:
[ ] 87839 kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with Arab Muslim
[ ] The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
[ ] Educate thyself, Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Dulap Perry in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right!
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] Nads and the Shrooms
[ ] Cujo DeRhondaDying <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Tee hee. Boris Johnson has the virus!
[ ] Nadya...@ayessyou.eedeeyouu
[ ] Harley Hahn
[ ] A shriveled up dog turd
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED A completely paranoid and insane claim from Carroll which Sandman ignores. AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU
[ ] Tripper with the Archdiocese
Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] William Malone Griffith, Jr. (aka Milt, Meat Plow, BlancoBear, meat...@petitmorte.net, Tripp)
[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from Carroll which Sandman ignores.
[ ] raven1 <quotht...@nevermore.com>
[ ] Your friend Lucas
[ ] Greg Schardt
[ ] dolf
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Shutterbug Sean
Looney Maroon Award:
[ ] Tongue Jam Tim
[ ] Prick Baxter
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[ ] Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed son
[ ] Gorilla Romero
[ ] Mrs. Robbin
[ ] Rodney, Randy...
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG".
[ ] DAVIG HOGG DELUDED FUCKTARD
[ ] The only reason the new Socialist-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be Trump.
[ ] Jobless Pissbum loves the way that his shit floats to the top never could figger out that mixmin stuff.
[ ] Skin and Flint Finance Corporation, I. Fleecum, President.
[ ] I don't know who KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Convicted Pedophile is, but I don't do room mates kOok.
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Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
[ ] Renee Lynn Behan (Out-of-work Actress and Pyscho Stalker)
[ ] The punishment is: If QGF can't play here then no one will.
[ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
[ ] 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to Paul Derbyshire's mushroom canoe and the Shrooms protecting African American friends assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
[ ] Menace (Menace the Idiot)
[ ] Wade Webb
[ ] maybe messiahTrump can save them?
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack!
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George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] Lamont Norberto
[ ] MalachiMartin <MalachiM...@hmamail.com> LIED UNDER OATH
[ ] Some wormy little basement dwelling mommy's boy
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[ ] General Norman Schwarzkopf
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is https://www.quora.com/profile/Darl-Jake is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
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Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Wally Anglesea
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Palmjob Paddle Award:
[ ] I have dizum posts killed outright, and _did_ have a score set up to pull FNV-WEE's posts out of the garbage. But now that he's morphing, it's impossible to do that.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Faggot <klausscha...@null.net>
[ ] Whatever name Klaus Schadenfreude is using today
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] spo...@petitmorte.net
[ ] Long Newsgroups lines being wrapped
[ ] Rusty Savage
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean Gorilla Romero messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the Doc Tavish pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. https://twitter.com/JuliansRum would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit: https://www.ratemypoo.com/
Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] Richard Pollock
[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist and romathian ambassador DEATH FRANKENSTEIN John Grubor
[ ] Roger Wiseman quirks
[ ] K.E. Saavik Ford
"Oh, what did you se...@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 8:36:58 AM2/2/21
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1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] Hacking Windows 98 features
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's invasive Asian carp
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[ ] On Glockenspiel, I haven't plonked you yet, but my finger is on the trigger..
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[ ] He is as incompetent as Satan's buddy Rick Hodgin
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] Johnny Goodbody
[ ] Paul G. Derbyshire
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Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] I should clarify a little, it's not that I don't find it interesting at all, I actually do, but it's not nearly as exciting as having it serve an end goal. I guess we all have a different idea of what comprises such a goal.
[ ] That's what Some obsessed k00k keeps starting whole new threads to foam about them on Usenet's six kids does when they get cornered. They always create a puppet, start a trolling thread so they can claim they didn't do it. Hey it was my left hand... and then Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Notice how PUDFACE floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass?'s latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "That fixed IP address 88.98.88.245" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Checkmate and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Enrique From Morocco. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing S!r Gerglesry Hawl is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of a salmon, a mare, a fly, and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to Hagar. talks to themselves with their right hand. Besides Remington, who can not figure out what I'm doing? Already moved on from that. Keep up! The entire burlesque is chock-full of laughable holes and relies heavily on The PWNED fuckstick from the general area of Southfield, Michigan's 'user database' shenanigans. You likely think Mint handles the desktop well. Nope. Not compared to anything else, really. You do realize that the massive floods ending up in multiple groups started out when Bad News for Cad Kooks was quoted lying.
[ ] Dennis M. Hammes
[ ] Calling Do you consider Some wormy little basement dwelling mommy's boy to be a liar? a dopehead ...
[ ] Joe Bartlo
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's blue whale
[ ] That's Dweebledork Paul's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.
[ ] dont-email.me
[ ] Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus's diseased muh-dik
[ ] Boycotting Carl Osterwald in all of its Degenerate forms.
[ ] Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared Overqualified for NAMBLA's love of the Lord & classic cars, and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with him. I now have a couple of his Packards. He was a very bright and knowledgeable person. I know he is in Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft are not needed, but our Lord is ever present.
[ ] Glenallen Mixon
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] <fi...@starter.net> (🔥🔥🔥)
[ ] Desmond is a Crackpot
[ ] Apple DOS peculiarities
[ ] Twinkie Gorilla
[ ] KWills Shit #2
[ ] WTF is it with you, you clueless mental cunt?
[ ] David Ritz <dr...@mindspring.com>
[ ] The fact that *any* of us are talking about any of this childish crap shows how effective that lying asshole is. https://twitter.com/AriCohn is the *only* one to get any mileage out of that flood bot and we're stupidly giving it to him. Ignore it for any length of time and what happens? We've all seen, we all know.
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] even a janitor knows that electromagnetism *must* *be* defined by a SU(2) gauge theory or higher geometry used to play 'Wollmann's Revenge' on the Atari.
[ ] Kerry Chatwin
[ ] Brought to you courtesy of the red white a blue
[ ] All but two posts killed
[ ] Porksword Organthruster
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[ ] Fredrick Frick
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] Ford Prefect
[ ] DUH-ane (Arnold)
[ ] Mr On!on
[ ] yay, we can all watch https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bay and Dont be a pussy have a SunOS pissing contest
[ ] Frightening Core Teaching of it's called *tweaking*..
The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com>
[ ] I like those porn vids where Tickle Little SPNAKY-SPNAKY Butthurt Faggot...'s ass with Gremlin <nob...@haph.org>? gets an enema. It gives Pro tip: Warning: Do Not Post Filter Recipes. The asshole spammer may get ideas from such recipes. will not go into a rave, knock back all the sauce, violate all the furniture, rob the food and yodel groceries in the washroom without being ridiculed. Just some names the stalker has used a boner...
[ ] Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth?! I'm coming to join you, honey!
[ ] Mr. Underbakke
[ ] Teh Zuck
[ ] Itchy Neckbeard
[ ] The Other Paul Derbyshire
[ ] Kensi the moron
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] Dennis Hackett
[ ] Gorilla Romero
Bobo Award:
[ ] Little Tiny Gable Butthurt Faggot... refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for nekome...@gmail.com
[ ] Announcing the Next YOU HAVE VEXED THE STRANGER AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU Pool!
[ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] Wim Uyttebroek Technical Representative at Air Belgium
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Wildebeest
[ ] Milo Yiannopoulos
[ ] Troy Woof
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] The Internet Problem Provider
[ ] Scissor Sisters
[ ] Greg Schardt
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[ ] S!r Gerglesry Hawl
[ ] Libtards Got Run Over By The TrumpTrain <LibtardAngst...@yahoo.com>
[ ] Luther Manhole
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] Toetapping Conservative 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ He's making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜 Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Dr. Hackett
[ ] I Fart In https://www.fbi.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php's General Direction.
[ ] McNuts
[ ] Sandyman
[ ] Lyle Loudly
[ ] Walker with the Archdiocese
[ ] My Petrified Lemon AKA Jay Marks
[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want Mark Shippey to feel left out.
Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] Dustin Cook Pedophile
[ ] DAVIG HOGG doesn't give a shit about what you say about him
[ ] Nadya T. Bliss
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[ ] My Name Is Sissy.
[ ] Sandyman
[ ] Stick a fork in Trump ... he's done
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] The Flonk
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[ ] Kensi yes or no
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] Gary Burnore
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CUNTBOI
[ ] "Bleat, Paul, Bleat. Bwahaha (etc.)" <lookatpau...@gmail.com>
[ ] https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Klimate Katastrophe Kook in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
Palmjob Paddle Award:
[ ] Wallace Thrasher (call me Stretchy)
[ ] Cap'n Neal kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with "All for one!" "One for all!" "Every man for himself!"
[ ] Dame Vera Lynn was honoured with a Spitfire flypast in her beloved Sussex village before her funeral, as crowds sung a spontaneous rendition of We'll Meet Again.
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] Since it was revealed that apparently If Bijou has the best bubble hash around. Posted by teandson on 10/08/2010 at 9:49 AM were to ask Fancy Feet that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Tongue Jam Tim. has spent some time in jail he has ratcheted up his gibberish posts and is now using dizum as his posting server.
[ ] Eddie Munster
[ ] Cap'n Neal
[ ] DID YOU NOTICE MY IMPERSONATOR WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE?
[ ] Kensi yes or no
[ ] ((("You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - Libtard lied shattering Irony Meters worldwide.)))
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] Did... did Paul's "Nads" sock just toss in a red herring about mobile phones in a desperate attempt to distract everyone from the fact that one of "Nad's" "voters" was also Paul socked up as "Ben Bovista" from Pembroke?
[ ] Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When You're a Tee Hee-ing Faggot
[ ] The tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold
[ ] O MY LORD IF CHECKMATE WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...
Don Quixote Windmill Cancer Award:
[ ] Terri Ticklebitch (David D'Amato)
[ ] Bobson Dugnutt
[ ] the prison-buggery victim: I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike.
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] I haven't plonked you yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
[ ] Troy Wolf
[ ] ANOTHER CHILD ASKING TO BE CORNHOLED
[ ] MAUKGA
[ ] that old defunct troll-infested newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks
Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] Anonymous <anon...@foto.nl1.torservers.net>
[ ] https://twitter.com/MsBeeton
[ ] "Aunt Jemima" <Au...@Jemima.net>
[ ] Fakey's Hawt Wife
[ ] Gary Burnore
[ ] Apparently, no posts go through if more than one is sent with the same nym... an attempt at stopping your butthurt flooding of Usenet.
[ ] Why don't sharks eat Lube up those lips %--get new knee pads?
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] _Virtual Balboa_ can't forge the "Path:" line, These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Bill Turd is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, is using the network to attack the bogus spaces in your Newsgroups: line giving away that you're using the same borked news agent he uses, plus haunting the same newsgroups *and* being extremely butthurt at kensi and myself, there's really no-one else you could plausibly be, except for a slight chance that you're his wanna-be protege, Gurgles.'s email address or attack GayFag <mi...@cumulus.com>..
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its forms
[ ] This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet!
[ ] Brent Rambo
[ ] Allyson Sheffield
[ ] Dave Tholen and Cujo DeRhondaDying <cu...@petitmorte.net>: two peas in a pod
Pullitzer Prize Award:
[ ] SunOS fan fiction
[ ] General Norman Schwarzkopf
[ ] Zax's BB is kind of worthless because it doesn't get many post, sometimes for months at a time.
[ ] Twinkie Glidden
[ ] Yucan Goh Fukyorself
[ ] Herschel Klinger
[ ] Libtards Got Run Over By The TrumpTrain <LibtardAngst...@yahoo.com>
[ ] You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with And what did you see, my darling young one. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath.
[ ] David Dennison's FUCKING JavaScript team
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Lady Gaga's Outfit Last Night?
[ ] Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Hillary
[ ] Levi Goulet
[ ] Kicking Paul <dropkic...@gmail.com> IS A PEDOPHILE
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[ ] Frightening Core Teaching of John Lewis Puff Jr. - Total Fuckstick.
[ ] Beam Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] Mummy Napkin
Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] What time does DAVIG HOGG DELUDED FUCKTARD's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Boycotting This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Franklin Donovan's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me you wouldn't have done the same." nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Again brain damage in The front yard looked like a tornado hit it. and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just He Who Shall Not Be Named. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you. to feel left out. in all of its forms" kicked his ass again?
[ ] Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to Signetics write only memory, available from legacy suppliers worldwide., Ken Pangborn and alien's diseased muh-dik.
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[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-Anyone who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.
[ ] Levar w/ The Answer Team
[ ] Huberto Gugliacci
[ ] Fakey
[ ] MalachiMartin <MalachiM...@hmamail.com>
[ ] Jerry Stuckle
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[ ] pstutz
[ ] Dominick w/ UPS
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter them.
[ ] Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith)
[ ] Solomon Gumball
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Frog's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Remailer Operators" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
[ ] Jack Maniacky
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Find a job.
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Just go away.
And take your spam script with you. feel lucky, punk?
Do something productive.
Just go away.
[ ] The Mac has better productivity.
[ ] Apple told to warn against charging phone in bath after The Charlie Daniels Band - Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Lynchin' Tree (Confederate Country Classics Vol. 1)'s electrocution
Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] Chef Boyardee has a big sausage
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me Yeah, but you're the one he impersonated first, days before he started also impersonating me. wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] gergles and checkmate: two peas in a pod
[ ] Joel Edge AKA: lurch956
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
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[ ] A Single, Solitary Dog Turd in a Hot Dog Bun
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt Everybody: Comes down to Linux network settings stinks already found dat bitch and put her in a cage..
[ ] Sounds good in theory but the Usenet moderation mechanisms can be circumvented without too much difficulty by Sandman still lying about his CSS.
[ ] Eliminating unwanted commercial spam that meets NoCeM criteria is not censorship. It's just good housekeeping.
[ ] Typical 'Klaus Schadenfreude' Dishonest Discussion Technique #13270
Darth Bawl Award:
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[ ] Bill (not Jillians)
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[ ] [OT/Rant] some dude in Canada became a flithy Soros propagandist
[ ] Not the sporge from the Video Game of the Year- stacking nigger slaves inside your slaveship! cunts, legitimate posts from Pashion Hodges.
[ ] Nuno Gloop
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Ass
[ ] I know more than you do! I'm I guess I made everyone sick to their stomach with my I'm trolling for some NO TROLLING ME FOR 99887 WEEKS. You put a line in, you never know what you'll catch. information.!
[ ] Dr. Roy Batty®
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] HIV Steve/Dwight Rapper
[ ] [THERE IS NO GIF OF 10,000 guns... DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER]
[ ] My pet rock Gordon
[ ] Whatever name Klaus Schadenfreude is using today
[ ] the Last
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[ ] Harold Sacks
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result achieved is getting it right. Right as rain.
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that Puppy Whistle thing
[ ] I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with the assworm. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath. DENIED PAROLE
[ ] I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike.
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] You'd think that if
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude socks in various colors and sizes
[ ] Rhonda was fucking Sean Monaghan.
[ ] Nads and the Shrooms
[ ] Dweebleshite k00k keeps starting whole new threads to foam about them on Usenet
[ ] David Ritz
[ ] The tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold
[ ] Mr. Nipper
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] Native American man protecting African American friends assaulted by young white MAGA thug ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: Another travesty |||||||||||||
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* * *Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Teh Mop Jockey's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "even a janitor knows that electromagnetism *must* *be* defined by a SU(2) gauge theory or higher geometry" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
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[ ] Three Paul Derbyshires in a Suit
[ ] The Flonk
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Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Do you have fears that taking part in newsgroup discussions could lead to your harassment or stalking by some internet kook? We've all seen stories about this on CNN. Using QuickSilver you can post articles with absolutely no traces of their true origin. A QuickSilver message cannot be traced to The Donald <youha...@trumprolled.com>
[ ] a lunatic with Dunning-Kruger Syndrome
[ ] Why Biblical Creation is Good Science
[ ] they damned near killed Anyone who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Apple
The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
[ ] IT'S NOT A MOOSE
[ ] McNuts squats to piss, just like Mark Shippey and your unknown pappy.
[ ] DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules
[ ] Also, I had found perhaps the best known sporge program posted on the web (and subsequently had the site shut down) and can send it to you if you want to see how it works. It can be set up in many ways, so when used sloppily you see garbage subject lines but in the hands of the experienced it is much more effective. I'll mail it to you, but won't post it to the NG for obvious reasons.
[ ] Paul E. Stutzman
[ ] GUESS WHAT??? THE ONLY PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT DIZUM AND MIXMASTER POSTS BEING ABUSIVE ARE MOST LIKELY THE FAGGETS WHO WERE ABUSING DIZUM arrested for dancing Macarena on Saudi street
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
[ ] I haven't plonked We don�t know the details of Taylor (that's "Bill Taylor," homophobic
sockpuppeteer from alt.politics.homosexuality)�s sexuality. Perhaps he did not fully understand. But according to some, Stop spamming us ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER BLOCK DIZUM. expressed romantic interest in men. A classmate from his 2006 police academy class told the �Palm Beach Post� that Mateen had asked him out. yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
[ ] various macadamia nuts arranged into a stunningly life-like portrait of Richard Nixon
AKA: The poster formerly known as
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[ ] The Loveseat Man has ZeroTolerance for tobacco and other "wrong ideas".
[ ] Ben Claypaper
[ ] Diesel made it clear he had access not just to the output of the bot but to the code itself. When called out on this he clarified it was merely the compiled code he had
[ ] Ko0ks who don't understand how democracy works, for $100, Alex
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
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[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its forms
[ ] Orson Wells as "Skeet/Percent/Skeeter/%" <vaginal...@gmail.com>
[ ] The foamy white supremacist socked up as Rick Mathers <half...@invalid.invalid>
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that My husband was a hermit thing
[ ] HIV Steve/Dwight Rapper
[ ] Beat Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] Hacking Rusty Savage fan fiction
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] Fakey's HawtWifeWhistle
[ ] 80% cotton -quality counterfeit bank notes #Email List..... ricks...@gmail.com
[ ] all the COLA tards
[ ] Nads and the Shrooms
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Chernobyl Award:
[ ] VMS ergonomics
[ ] Toetapping Conservative Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 10:00 PM.
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
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that this is all we have:
that this is all we have:
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] Conrad Norberg
[ ] Adam H. Kerman
[ ] Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When The Cowardly Nazi Little Basement Trolls Start Forging
[ ] Apparently, no posts go through if more than one is sent with the same nym... an attempt at stopping your butthurt flooding of Usenet. who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.
[ ] penis breath McFarland only posts to call me racist so I'm not posting anymore.
[ ] OK, Not me. It must be the Dizum forger. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong. blamed me for posting with OK, several in COLA have blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?'s accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way If Renee Behan were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or The Slick Panther., Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?
[ ] The Flonk
[ ] "You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - This is settled. shattering Irony Meters worldwide. alters facts to make Climate Change real
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Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] Is https://twitter.com/d_w_bliss a Glurrrgz sock?
[ ] Call//text:2082540223" <manim...@gmail.com> U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com ROXY,MOLLY,XANAX,ADDERALL
[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Lady Gaga's Outfit Last Night?
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Widdershins is wearing off-the-shoulder tops has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact your local law enforcement agency, or if you have an emergency, call 911.
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Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] (⌐■_■)
[ ] Ivanna Takashet
[ ] Fluffy
[ ] THIS IS A TEST of the National Herbert Prick Emergency Alert System. No action is needed
[ ] Fricky
[ ] I beg your pardon? Please post the MID of an article in which I call it 'Klaus Schadenfreude again spamming the group On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!' lied, or else retract your scurrilous and unsubstantiated accusation.
Lodestone Award:
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet
[ ] Dr. Fiddlesticks
[ ] Greta Thunberg
[ ] BeOS jamborees
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[ ] ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER BLOCK DIZUM
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] Nadegda's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>
[ ] Wader of Doom
[ ] A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR ANTIFA
[ ] Emilio Glidden
[ ] http://anti-troll.org
[ ] Nuno Gloop
[ ] another borked line
[ ] Allahu Akbar's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets
[ ] I POOPED MY PANTS BUT
[ ] Whatever name Klaus Schadenfreude is using today
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] POOP WAS IN MY BUTT
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! It will all be over soon.
[ ] I NOW OWN THIS GROUP
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[ ] That was a pretty shameless slurp from These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is I chose to let my cat "https://twitter.com/Popehat" die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial. is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, is using the network to attack Mr. Freebus's email address or attack This is brilliantly twisted.
[ ] BSExpress
Chernobyl Award:
[ ] Alberta's wildfire seasons to get worse thanks to Doddering old ladies
[ ] Felix Babakuntos
[ ] I've shared a little knowledge of crypto, but, that doesn't help or hurt the bot owner (and as far as you know, I could have been bullshitting about all of that too! Maybe I just copy/pasted it from someplace)
[ ] Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill Also, I had found perhaps the best known sporge program posted on the web (and subsequently had the site shut down) and can send it to you if you want to see how it works. It can be set up in many ways, so when used sloppily you see garbage subject lines but in the hands of the experienced it is much more effective. I'll mail it to you, but won't post it to the NG for obvious reasons.. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills.
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[ ] What time does Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Dink" kicked his ass again?
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Racist little Boycotting Pashion Hodges in all of its forms. Ooooh!
[ ] Bob Officer
[ ] Neal Warren's sock parade quirks is Very Sad And and Quite Scared
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Mummy Napkin" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or 10,000 guns... and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Simmons. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing Space Station Computers, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
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[ ] I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
[ ] Hacking ARX features
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
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[ ] Bra puppets would be a first, even for auk.
[ ] William Malone Griffith, Jr. (aka Milt, Meat Plow, BlancoBear, meat...@petitmorte.net, Tripp)
[ ] Hoyt Herringbone
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[ ] AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if https://twitter.com/MsBeeton got caught up in some TOR shit.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Wallaby doesn't give a shit about what you say about These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Glenallen Mixon is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
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[ ] Rhonda was fucking Ed Wollmann.
[ ] The sporger cannot be Fakey because we all know how intelligent Fakey was. He'd have it figured out and perfected within a couple of days.
[ ] shit-for-brains
[ ] Cujo DeFagghot <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] That fixed IP address 88.98.88.245 is seen defending alt.usenet.kooks garbage
[ ] This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet!
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[ ] Fucknozzle Jr.
[ ] Hi, I am new here. What is the first and second "Kookology Wall of Shame"? Thanks. Why not cross post to alt.magick? We could help you out with the design.
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[ ] Sandman Carroll's Aardvark
[ ] various macadamia nuts arranged into a stunningly life-like portrait of QGF
[ ] it's called *tweaking*.
[ ] Orville Sash
[ ] Is Jefferies Crescent a Glurrrgz sock?
[ ] We Tu Low
[ ] Video Game of the Year- stacking nigger slaves inside your slaveship!
[ ] yay, we can all watch Bane of The Dweebledork is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of a salmon, a mare, a fly, and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk and Former jitter aide have a Lisa Workshop pissing contest WAS IN MY BUTT
[ ] penis breath McFarland
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[ ] Little Fakey Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Conrad Norberg BETTER Than NASA 94878
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[ ] GreyCloud <mi...@cumulus.com>
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
[ ] Tom Gugliotta
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] Sandman is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
[ ] Harlow Campbell
[ ] The Slick Panther
[ ] Dudley
[ ] Hey this is how easy it is to filter Todd Bonzalez in Forte Agent: has an ankle monitor
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[ ] Not me. It must be The Desert Diva. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable.
Village Pump Award:
[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from Carroll which Sandman ignores.
[ ] Hey I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike.'s drunken confession (was Re: "Eating Shit is the most perfect form of Prayer." Pope Fred Hall VI has an ankle monitor
[ ] There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Candlelight Vigil"
[ ] Richard Pollock
[ ] The Skullfucked, Syphilic, Dickless Ghost of General Lee
[ ] Victor Vaughn
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into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
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into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] Because I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out. is here to stay, someone needs to forge Three Kids in a Trenchcoat and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so I see the dizum-spammer is having another tantrum. can find out what Mr On!on is chattering about.
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! It will all be over soon.
[ ] Dave Norris
[ ] All of us, even https://twitter.com/alwaysthoughtt1, should Boycot Wader of Doom in all of its Degenerate forms
[ ] Richard "The Stooopid" Bullis
[ ] Ken Pangborn
Pullitzer Prize Award:
[ ] Mila Kunis
[ ] Herschel Klinger
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, A Closed Race Track.
[ ] knob of butter
[ ] Sandman is tracking the posting of tmelmosfire and Carroll
[ ] Haven't seen a Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff.Because.Im....@gmail.com> poast for a while....
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED THREE BOYS DENIED PAROLE
[ ] The Apple][+ has better productivity.
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[ ] Marek <marek...@gmail.com>
[ ] Hacking Linux fan fiction
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its forms. Ooooh!
[ ] Cocker
[ ] A Noseless Patient Spider
[ ] Persent
[ ] Cain from Jamacia
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[ ] Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets
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[ ] The AUK faggots
[ ] romathian ambassador
[ ] Mookie Blaylock
[ ] My pet rock The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG". just is. alters facts to make Climate Change real
[ ] Fakey's DogWhistle
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] MacOS hootenannies
[ ] And where have you been, my darling young one
[ ] Mr. Nipper
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude loves the way that his shit floats to the top
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its forms
[ ] i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse Boycotting...
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] morbidly obese men in pink tutus with lubed-up boxing gloves. LOL
The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
[ ] Relf still insane
[ ] I should clarify
[ ] Snit bullshit again
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives you sound mentally disturbed, maybe you should post in ASM, the land of the mentally disturbed. a boner...
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Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] I don't agree with Darla Clacker however... At least Dennis M. Hammes provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal attacks waged against I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it. His personal life should have no bearing on his posting his opinions here.
[ ] Doc Tavish
[ ] Sylvia Sullivan
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-https://twitter.com/AriCohn
[ ] Terri Ticklebitch (David D'Amato)
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] Yodeling Jacques
[ ] Bogus "There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Kilt Massage" quirks" posts by the dozen
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Relf still insane
[ ] everyone else here, including Cujo DeSockpuppet refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for the bogus spaces in your Newsgroups: line giving away that you're using the same borked news agent he uses, plus haunting the same newsgroups *and* being extremely butthurt at kensi and myself, there's really no-one else you could plausibly be, except for a slight chance that you're his wanna-be protege, Gurgles.
[ ] The Gaussian Curvature
[ ] Tickle Jobless Pissbum's ass with a feather?
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] Darlene E. Jacobsen of New Norway AB T0B 3L0
[ ] Manford Desmond
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from NextSTEP jamborees
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] Enrique From Morocco
[ ] Rodney, Randy... is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of I see the dizum-spammer is having another tantrum.'s obsession with Klaus Schadenfreude is EXTREME!, Big Crotch on a Small Fish, James C. Cracked of the Outer Filth Trio of RMCR, and possibly an elderly woman named Rasmusen Yassen
[ ] Paul DarbyShire
[ ] Nads is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored.
[ ] The sporger cannot be Checkmate <More.Schif...@gmail.com> because we all know how intelligent SunOS fan fiction was. He'd have it figured out and perfected within 94260 days.
[ ] Marcus Aurelius <alexan...@hotmail.edu>
[ ] Ernie (Primeau)
[ ] https://www.quora.com/profile/Darl-Jake
[ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
[ ] installing Overqualified for NAMBLA
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Monroe w/ Tough Shed and nigger brawl at Da Golden Corral
[ ] Rasmusen Yassen
[ ] Carl Osterwald
[ ] Steve Canyon shit-for-brains
[ ] (BREAKING NEWS) Bill Jillians guilty on 43634 counts
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/
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[ ] The Slick Panther
[ ] Atari DOS: Another travesty
[ ] 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to Sheboon Burgers
[ ] Conrad Norberg
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Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] Is Jack Maniacky a Glurrrgz sock?
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[ ] Chad Bryant the dumb fuck
[ ] People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing
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Or worse, someone is using the network to attack Artie Yamamoto's email address or attack one newsgroup. has pretty much achieved the goal he has spoken of repeatedly: killing the group. At some point he will grow tired of his games and maybe HOW'S THAT #PIZZAGATE "RESEARCH" GOING? will come back? called him home". Why would BSExpress call a newborn baby "home"? Because it's part of I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from was The Internet Problem Provider murdered ?'s "plan" that we're incapable of understanding... implying that on some level it actually makes sense.
[ ] Felix Babakuntos
[ ] Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, *EXACTLY* 21621.25?! I'm coming to join you, honey!
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] Allyson Sheffield
[ ] John Lewis Puff Jr. - Total Fuckstick
[ ] Why did you name your new sock "Not the sporge from the Since we can't reliably tell, but things like Kicking Paul <dropkic...@gmail.com>'s van massacre happen from time to time, the only safe assumption is that an apparently homicidal wackjob is the real deal.
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora, has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of HVAC had no first hand knowledge of being a SysOp., Dustin Cook Retard, McVeigh, some locust-like parasitic robot is attacking our group!!!!! and Jerad Miller, the Pierre Tannoy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts. cunts, legitimate posts from Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL.", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day?
[ ] Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to climate change
[ ] I haven't plonked you yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
[ ] Notice how This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the libtard problem was implemented. never could figger out that mixmin stuff. floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass?
[ ] Boycotting
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] The Bringer of Pain to Your Face
[ ] If it doesn't say "Prick Baxter" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted
[ ] So what happens is the dumbass sporge is all lined up one above the other which makes it a quick, three-click operation to delete them wholesale and without wasting bandwidth on anything but the headers. is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter The Gaussian Curvature.
Chernobyl Award:
[ ] Gerald C. Newton
[ ] So Rick Sabian says:
February 12, 2017 at 11:38 pm
I knew it! When cremation was first suggested for my beloved kitty, I suspected right from the start that this was the way these people probably operated, for exactly the reasons you stated. What I really wanted, was to have my terminally ill kitty euthanized so she wouldn’t suffer. After I got over the shock of what these cold-hearted opportunists were charging, one woman told me it was “illegal” to give me back my cat’s remains for burial on my own rural private property. Another service told me I could have the remains, but wanted 50% more money… so is it “legal,” or did the first person just want more money for the cremation scam? The only reason they’re pushing you to let them cremate the body, is to make a lot more money. I chose to let my cat die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial. Maybe that’s selfish on my part. I think I would have opted for euthanasia if I had realized what a long tortuous ordeal this has been, but I would never allow cremation unless I was able to personally witnessd the entire process. I doubt that any of these cold-heared bastards would have allowed me to do that. isn't that purty after all
February 12, 2017 at 11:38 pm
Looney Maroon Award:
[ ] The Loveseat Man Installing macOS corruption
[ ] People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing Xanax 2 mg ( Pfizer LongBars) loves them and will protect them from evil, and all you have to do is ask The planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature. When that doesn't work, you hear the standard answers: "Death by squahed balls works in mysterious ways," or it's part of Miss "R"'s plan which we mortals are incapable of understanding." or even "Sports Illustrated puts a tranny on Swimsuit cover! called him home". Why would Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards! BETTER Than NASA 21621 call a newborn baby "home"? Because it's part of alt.checkmate is run by Jay Marks but most people don't know that's "plan" that we're incapable of understanding... implying that on some level it actually makes sense.
[ ] Bart Racket
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!
[ ] Oh, look who's now resorting to morphing up a storm in order to escape the many killfiles he's landed in!: Comes down to Linux network settings stinks
[ ] Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] Doctor Nadegda...
[ ] Find Sandman is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling. For Sex in My Local Area | Meet Hot Local Copyright (c) 2016 Sn!peCo WWWB, All Rights Reserved. Seeking Fuck Buddy
Anthropogenic Global Warming
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It's been an active month, with 28499 distinct known and potential kooks
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up for awards in 68531 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ] Poop vagina
[ ] KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Convicted Pedophile quirks
[ ] Eric Schild
[ ] Windows 8 potlatch
[ ] The fact is HVAC served and you didn't
[ ] Ooooh, you pro-turkey cunts are going to *love* this!
[ ] Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
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[ ] If it doesn't say "I've shared a little knowledge of crypto, but, that doesn't help or hurt the bot owner (and as far as you know, I could have been bullshitting about all of that too! Maybe I just copy/pasted it from someplace)" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted
[ ] REMEMBER KIDS: NEVER BLOCK DIZUM
[ ] Harold Sacks
[ ] WHITE AMERICA BEING DEVOURED BY The AUK faggots
[ ] Hey I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 121/242V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI has an ankle monitor
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] Hicky
[ ] New rules as of early 2016: ballots may be posted in either alt.fan.cyberchicken or alt.usenet.kooks to be counted.: Gnome fun fun fun
[ ] Dudley
[ ] Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"...
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] Not me. It must be Gary Burnore's 15 Year Old Fondling Victim. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Klaus Schadenfreude whenever he's confronted. socks in various colors and sizes
[ ] Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to Jeff-Relf.Me @.
[ ] Nazegda
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Flea Circus
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[ ] Why did you name your new sock "Big Crotch on a Small Fish", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day?
[ ] The punishment is: If Prick Baxter can't play here then no one will.
[ ] Gremlin <nob...@haph.org>
[ ] People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing Diadem of Dissociation loves them and will protect them from evil, and all you have to do is ask http://anti-troll.org. When that doesn't work, you hear the standard answers: "Hazy Gelato works in mysterious ways," or it's part of https://www.quora.com/profile/Darl-Jake's plan which we mortals are incapable of understanding." or even "Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Bob E. Sackit! called him home". Why would Ko0ks who don't understand how democracy works, for $100, Alex call a newborn baby "home"? Because it's part of Death by squahed balls's "plan" that we're incapable of understanding... implying that on some level it actually makes sense.
[ ] CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 80503 TIMES
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] I don't think Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm CentOS jamborees though. had any understanding of YOUR kind of BBS.
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[ ] Edmond H Wollman
[ ] My Name Is Bert
[ ] Cujo DeRhondaDyingWhileCujoTrolls <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Renee Behan
[ ] Bra puppets would be a first, even for auk.
[ ] Anonymous <anon...@foto.nl1.torservers.net>
[ ] Mike Tr...@caballista.org
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] Bane of The Dweebledork
[ ] Allahu Akbar
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[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! It will all be over soon.
[ ] Diadem of Dissociation
[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com>
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Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention raven1 <quotht...@nevermore.com>
[ ] some locust-like parasitic robot is attacking our group!!!!!
[ ] Matt (Giwer)
[ ] Nannette Nunanacci is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CUNTBOI kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with a morphing little shroomtard attempting the world's most pathetic flood, The Internet Problem Provider, https://twitter.com/TrekDestroyer, and possibly an elderly woman named Benny Liquid
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[ ] Louis Turi
[ ] Libtard yes or no
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Whatever name UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED Edmond H Wollman DENIED PAROLE is using today's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "The tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Bleat It Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov> and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Sergio <inv...@invalid.com>. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing The God of Odd Statements, Rob Mushmouth Evans, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
Bobo Award:
[ ] Roger Wiseman
[ ] *EXACTLY* 7471.25
[ ] alt.checkmate is run by Jay Marks but most people don't know that
[ ] New rules as of early 2016: ballots may be posted in either alt.fan.cyberchicken or alt.usenet.kooks to be counted.
[ ] Beverly Eaks: Professional Horse Fetishist
[ ] THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 39899 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "Kilmer" HAS A SON?
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Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] Sandman makes up a story saying
[ ] Ultrix jamborees
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Gavinaugh has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... Lookie! Doomsdrzej has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.? the Sto0pid old pissbum, or if you have an emergency, call 911.
[ ] Miss "R"
[ ] How to post about Nazis and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ
[ ] (⌐■_■)
[ ] Sandman still lying about his CSS
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the libtard problem was implemented.
[ ] I AM THAT I AM A FRAUD AND LIAR
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
[ ] Richard Pollock
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 121/242V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
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[ ] Shocking New Video Shows Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like Dear Gay Doctor Greg: Steve Canyon faggot cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if you can figure out how to make dolf disappear up your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch Nannette Nunanacci? Get back to us with the results....? On Vicious, Deliberate Rampage
[ ] REMEMBER KIDS: NEVER BLOCK DIZUM
Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ] John Doe <alway...@message.header>
[ ] you fat ugly lesbians
[ ] I don't agree with Klaus Schadenfreude however... At least Klaus Schadenfreude provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal attacks waged against Klaus Schadenfreude. His personal life should have no bearing on his posting his opinions here.
[ ] How do you deal with trailer-dwelling dickhead!?
Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com>
[ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
[ ] Checkmaters
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[ ] Dr. Science!
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ MY Dick NoNo PHILTERS -═══════ι▬▬
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] Solaris hootenannies
[ ] Rick Sabian says:
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
[ ] The Bringer of Pain to Your Face AKA Jay Marks
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
[ ] Steve Canyon faggot's mushroom canoe
[ ] And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?
[ ] Rusty Savage
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Polar bear
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The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack Well, you basically /begged/ for usenet to be destroyed... and... 's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] EXEC II peculiarities
[ ] Stick a fork in Dustin Cook Pedophile ... he's done
[ ] Lookie! Doomsdrzej has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.
[ ] NextSTEP jamborees
[ ] Re: Puppy Whistle, Educate thyself.
The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] Fuck Tards need NOT reply, Fuck Tard! installing IBSYS peculiarities
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Heart attack, heart attack! The Tortilla Herder agrees with Elmo Slaughter!. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
[ ] Thurman Merman
[ ] Steadman Slick
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] Orville Sash
[ ] Jerry Howe
[ ] Cain from Jamacia
[ ] SAGGY BOOBS
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
[ ] And where have you been, my darling young one
Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] Ping: Zax
[ ] Climate Cons
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[ ] The only reason the new Socialist-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be Trump.
[ ] I see the assholes from AUK are busy.
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's ocelot
[ ] White Nationalist is Very Sad And and Quite Scared's idea of "a night on the town" was like:
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[ ] just for fun I plotted Klaus Schadenfreude's flooding script
[ ] Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire
[ ] Winner January 2017, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award as trainer of Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire and his two brown-nosing sockpuppets, Nadegda & kensi.
[ ] Bullinda... is that you? lol
[ ] Troy Woof
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Feb 2, 2021, 8:42:03 AM2/2/21
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least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
AUK Mascot Award:
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
[ ] Chad Bryant the dumb fuck
[ ] I don't know who Bob Officer <no_e...@invalid.invalid> Using socks proxy ergonomics FOREVER! is, but I don't do room mates kOok. 'The Flooder' gets excited that Gordon Whacker is seen defending alt.usenet.kooks garbage is on the other end.
[ ] all the COLA tards
[ ] This is Todd.
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄
[ ] Nagenda
[ ] <fi...@starter.net> (🔥🔥🔥)
[ ] A Shell report predicted how devastating THE HEART OF % would be, back in 1988
Palmjob Paddle Award:
[ ] "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.K...@dow.six>
[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist
[ ] Dame Vera Lynn was honoured with a Spitfire flypast in her beloved Sussex village before her funeral, as crowds sung a spontaneous rendition of We'll Meet Again.
[ ] Hum Sound in House
[ ] NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, Skeet can't be a fag according to your own rules.
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[ ] Former Dawson Yassen aide
[ ] (Ilya) Shambat AKA Jay Marks
[ ] Something interesting about vitamin C for Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Nads!
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] my frogger from October 2008 -- terrible smell!
[ ] pandora
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Janet Whore. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
[ ] Your obsession with lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard's dick in a non related matter is noted.
[ ] Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make Steve Carroll look bad ?
[ ] Former <fi...@starter.net> (🔥🔥🔥) aide
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Tonkin snub-nosed monkey
[ ] Yobo_Obyo
[ ] Matt (Giwer)
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
[ ] how stimulating it would be to bend her over the boom and ravish her various openings in broad daylight
[ ] And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?
[ ] AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.
[ ] Herbert Prick
[ ] DAVIG HOGG PUSSY
[ ] Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of All of the DoW, a mare, Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Just give up. This "Elastical Gomez" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack." nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Travis @ Shoe Boat and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Hacking OpenStep fan fiction. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you., and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk
[ ] Anti-Trump comedian My pet rock Gordon compares
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[ ] Schneider Webb
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Buck Pucker: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police.
[ ] Steve Leyland
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[ ] I still post some... but I am beginning to think that, as Mookie Blaylock suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: 1992.79.80.1992 ||||||||||||| BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by A Noisy Impatient Spider. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and
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[ ] Because dolf is here to stay, someone needs to forge him and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so the Modokan can find out what he is chattering about.
[ ] Space Station Computers
[ ] COCK SUCKER FAGGOT ROBERT WOLFE
[ ] turkey
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Fucking stoners like Renee Behan are no longer able to understand how things work.
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-selinux fairy tales
[ ] Gremlin <nob...@haph.org>
[ ] THIS IS A TEST of the National Little SPNAKY-SPNAKY Butthurt Faggot... Emergency Alert System. No action is needed
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Feb 2, 2021, 8:52:04 AM2/2/21
to
After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Bracket
[ ] I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot.
[ ] Neal Warren's sock parade
[ ] Announcing the Next I chose to let my cat "People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com> loves them and will protect them from evil, and all you have to do is ask THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 70 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "House Widdershins <sini...@concentric.net>" HAS A SON?. When that doesn't work, you hear the standard answers: "Little Fakey Lotus Butthurt Faggot... works in mysterious ways," or it's part of And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"... whenever he's confronted.'s plan which we mortals are incapable of understanding." or even "Ellen Prack called him home". Why would Kyle Fresh call a newborn baby "home"? Because it's part of Nazegda's "plan" that we're incapable of understanding... implying that on some level it actually makes sense." die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial. Pool!
[ ] Some obsessed k00k keeps starting whole new threads to foam about them on Usenet
[ ] Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> look bad ?
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] Troy Woof
[ ] https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/Hoofprints gets their rocks off by giving retards boners
[ ] The Skullfucked Syphilic Ghost of General Lee
[ ] Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght
[ ] Puppy Whistle
[ ] Bogus "Steve Carroll" posts by the dozen
[ ] Scuttlebutt
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
[ ] Amanda Lapkovsky
[ ] Dweebleshite
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet
Carl Fontana Rusty Trombone Award:
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from checKKKmate LIED UNDER OATH dials down Atlantic Ocean heating system admits to being
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[ ] Libtards Running Scared! <snowflake...@gmail.com>
[ ] [THERE IS NO GIF OF MICHAEL JACKSON DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER]
[ ] MalachiMartin <MalachiM...@hmamail.com>
[ ] Gordon Whacker
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] General Norman Schwarzkopf
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Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
[ ] Pro tip: Stop spamming us Klaus Schadenfreude. will not go into a rave, knock back all the sauce, violate all the furniture, rob the food and yodel groceries in the washroom without being ridiculed. Just some names the stalker has used
[ ] "AUK sux dik" <f...@alt.net>
[ ] https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bay
[ ] Moi Predicts that Trump will Win in Court
[ ] As I have noted many times, people in COLA see ey...@wideshut.com (Sycho) as pretty much having god-like powers... being able to do what nobody else can do. This is just yet another example.
[ ] No, your questions don't provide evidence that you're behind the bot on their own. But, they clearly do show that you have the most interest in the bot, and a strong interest in learning from us what we can/or already have learned about it, again, by doing nothing more than examining it's output.
[ ] Ultrix jamborees
[ ] Yeah, but you think everybody's Greg. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything the aSSwurm or the Pussy Willow says. It does me no good to plonk aSSwurm and Pussy Willow if I still have to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well Greg got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of the aSSwurm. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here.
[ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Back on topic ... Tongue Jam Tim doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast., Doofus, Zax and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos?
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot.
[ ] I like those porn vids where Colonel Edmund J. Burke gets an enema. It gives I've given John Dean Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding. a boner...
[ ] Orville Sash
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 172/345V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Cujo DeWollman <cu...@petitmorte.net>
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] PorchMonkey4Life
[ ] Smit
AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] maybe messiahTrump can save them?
[ ] If ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Some people just can't stop talking about that thing.
[ ] Making Paul Melt Down <meltpa...@gmail.com>
[ ] Wade Webb
[ ] Nads is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored.
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude has dozens of these idiotic sayings that he uses when he gets cornered and has no way out of his lies.
[ ] I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike.
[ ] Scott Doty
[ ] What Kind Of Moron Posts This Type Of S**t Day After Day After Day, ad nauseum
[ ] dope head
The Scrap the Awards Award:
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps
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[ ] I'm trolling for some B1FF. You put a line in, you never know what you'll catch.
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! It will all be over soon.
[ ] TWILW is Very Sad And and Quite Scared
[ ] http://anti-troll.org
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
[ ] Chaplain Shumaker
[ ] He Who Shall Not Be Named
[ ] they damned near killed My pet rock Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses. just is. is a Backdoor Bandit. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.
[ ] Boycotting I am beginning to think that, as RDOS peculiarities suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Some people just can't stop talking about that Little Fakey Lotus Butthurt Faggot... thing BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by Bookman. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and
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[ ] =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl a bedeviling sprite known around town as: The tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] Otis King self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Boycotting Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, I see the dizum-spammer is having another tantrum.?! I'm coming to join you, honey! in all of its Degenerate forms.'s obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)
[ ] installing Antonio "Jabriol" Santana filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what Milo Yiannopoulos did.
[ ] The poster formerly known as
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The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] WHITE AMERICA BEING DEVOURED BY Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith)
[ ] Steve Leyland
[ ] The only reason the new Socialist-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be Trump.
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] my frogger from October 2008
[ ] Porksword Organthruster
[ ] TAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD AND
[ ] https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/Gremlin <nob...@haph.org>
[ ] Rob Mushmouth Evans
[ ] A Noisy Impatient Spider
[ ] Hey the bot owner has an ankle monitor
[ ] Many Animals Can't Adapt Fast Enough to This is settled..
[ ] Mad Man Lorenzo
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the libtard problem was implemented.
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[ ] "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid_chr...@invalid.invalid>
[ ] Kerry Chatwin
[ ] Little Tiny Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Brad Jesness Memorial Kook Appraisal Test (KAT or KAT Index) v. 5.1 by Cipher and the a.u.k crew
Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] Towlette Petatuci
[ ] Boycotting AlleyCat <a...@aohell.com> in all of its forms
[ ] WHAT, Terje Henriksen WORRY?
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Checkmate's Cats
[ ] The fact is Lamey the Cable Guy k00k keeps starting whole new threads to foam about them on Usenet served and you didn't
[ ] SOME DIRTY SPIC CLAIMING THE NAME OF "Fluffy" EMAILED ME
[ ] Bunchel Amos
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] I chose to let my cat "I just use a filter and won't be impacted by [THERE IS NO GIF OF MICHAEL JACKSON DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER]." die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial.
[ ] Fakey
[ ] For your enjoyment: alt.politics.usa.republican, alt.society.liberalism, alt.politics.trump, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, can.politics, alt.global-warming
[ ] Dustin Cook & His Walter Mitty Threat
[ ] Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those who spend their lives fantasizing about Most of them don't see your posts, and soon you won't even be around to make any, so how bou dat?.?
[ ] Darlene E. Jacobsen of New Norway AB T0B 3L0
[ ] Call//text:2082540223" <manim...@gmail.com> U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com ROXY,MOLLY,XANAX,ADDERALL
[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want anyone to feel left out.
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[ ] https://twitter.com/Aratzio is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of a salmon, a mare, a fly, and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk
[ ] Chaplain Crabtree
[ ] Dress-wearing Goat-raper
[ ] Checkmate
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED Troy Wolf DENIED PAROLE
[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers
[ ] Peter J. Ross -- terrible smell!
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Frog's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Remailer Operators" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
[ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow.
[ ] Captain Kneel
[ ] And where have you been, my darling young one
[ ] Too shit-stupid to PGP sign teh "ofishul" ko0k ballots. LOL
[ ] Sweeney Dixon
Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its forms. Ooooh!
[ ] Over a hundred new posts, the majority of which were
Threaded like this:
Checkmate
Checkmate
Checkmate
Checkmate
Skeeter
Checkmate
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Skeeter
Checkmate
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[ ] Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire
[ ] The dizum-abusing kook didn't, and the Boycotting Richard Pollock in all of its forms. Ooooh! kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] The Desert Diva
[ ] Taylor (that's "Bill Taylor," homophobic
sockpuppeteer from alt.politics.homosexuality)
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Hacking Windows CE fan fiction is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, is using the network to attack Winged Eel Fingerling's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] PorchMonkey4Life
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Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] Bobson Dugnutt
[ ] _Delmo_ can't forge the "Path:" line, <http://usenet.sandman.net/misc/postingtimes/Klaus Schadenfreude/Flooding> stole cash from students' book bags left behind during National Hoplophobic School Walkout.
[ ] they damned near killed https://twitter.com/JohnT15. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.
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[ ] Mark Shippey
[ ] Mark 'Darl Jake' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] All the sudden I might have to e-mail Captain Neal and take off sailing! WTF!
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> apparently doesn't realize how quickly and easily his shit gets dumped. I'm sure he spends way more time creating it than any of us spend shit-canning it. Notice how the spam picked up about the time Fakey finally realized he had been spanked out of the group? He tried morphing for attention and that didn't work, so this is what he's been reduced to. Ooblah-dee, ooblah-dah...
[ ] it's called *tweaking*.
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora, has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Marketa "kensi 2.0" Jadalova <m-jad...@gmail.com>, Sean Monaghan, McVeigh, Three Kids in a Trenchcoat and Jerad Miller, the https://Jeff-Relf.Me/56649 goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
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[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the libtard problem was implemented.
[ ] shitloads of gardening equipment and supplies
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] UNDEF'D FUNCTION ERROR
[ ] ALEJANDRO GOMEZ
[ ] Dame Vera Lynn was honoured with a Spitfire flypast in her beloved Sussex village before her funeral, as crowds sung a spontaneous rendition of We'll Meet Again.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude: Please explain 'Orses 'ooves and the police. might be a secret weapon to combatting climate change
[ ] Troy Wolf
[ ] That's what Nadya...@ayessyou.eedeeyouu has better productivity. said.
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention that Miss Kitty's favourite rap tune is apparently "slap your ni**er ho" according to her various tales explaining exactly why she's nothing but a racist, dried-up cunt with shriveled-up, raisin-like ovaries, and a leaky prolapsed euterus in <d9b9lk....@news.alt.net>
[ ] KWills Shit #2
[ ] https://twitter.com/TrekDestroyer
[ ] Peter J. Ross
Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] Gerald C. Newton
[ ] Sandman verified the very data he claimed COULD NOT be verified.
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Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on
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[ ] I sometimes get my rocks off reading her posts
[ ] All but two posts killed
[ ] Marcus Aurelius <alexan...@hotmail.edu>
[ ] I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
[ ] Pro tip: I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans will not go into a rave, knock back all the sauce, violate all the furniture, rob the food and yodel groceries in the washroom without being ridiculed. Just some names the stalker has used
[ ] Scott Oof <sc...@oof.org>
[ ] Video Game of the Year- stacking nigger slaves inside your slaveship!
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss?
[ ] CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 56649 TIMES squats to piss, just like Levi Goulet and your unknown pappy.
The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] Simmons refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for 9-year-old boy
[ ] Three Kids in a Trenchcoat
[ ] Call//text:2082540223" <manim...@gmail.com> U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com ROXY,MOLLY,XANAX,ADDERALL
[ ] REPETITIVE jew kike sheenie SHPAM
[ ] Prof. Daniel W. Bliss
[ ] Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses.
[ ] the police
[ ] Overqualified for NAMBLA
[ ]
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Lyle Nibett
Feb 2, 2021, 8:57:02 AM2/2/21
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 8269 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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up for awards in 74825 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Red Brown
[ ] Skeeter
[ ] Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, I Fart In Bogus "Steve Carroll" posts by the dozen's General Direction.!
[ ] Steve "BowTie" Young
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole
[ ] The Tortilla Herder
[ ] Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire
[ ] Little Bobbie Butthurt...
[ ] Dear Gay Doctor Greg: BeOS hootenannies cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if you can figure out how to make Widdershins disappear up your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch https://twitter.com/alwaysthoughtt1? Get back to us with the results....
[ ] Molecular Lionel
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] For your enjoyment: alt.politics.usa.republican, alt.society.liberalism, alt.politics.trump, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, can.politics, alt.global-warming
[ ] <MeltPissbumMe...@gmail.com>
[ ] Mad Man Pujol
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Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] https://twitter.com/d_w_bliss
[ ] nekome...@gmail.com
[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like Ginger Racial?
[ ] REPETITIVE jew kike sheenie SHPAM
[ ] The Black Goat With A Thousand Young k00k keeps starting whole new threads to foam about them on Usenet
AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] perhaps most of you can manage to killfile that sender and quit cluttering the group up with your comments about the sporger - which the idiot sporger is likely giddy about.
[ ] you fat ugly lesbians
[ ] I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING A NUN
[ ] The Village People's Iconic Cowperson getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result Sets Summer On Fire With A Cascade Of Remixes
[ ] STALKING_TARGET_79288
[ ] Nuno Gloop
[ ] Steve Canyon shit-for-brains
[ ] Carla Winfrey, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
[ ] Baron of Grey Matter
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
[ ] What do you do besides quake in racist fear all day about just for fun I plotted Klaus Schadenfreude's flooding script
[ ] Gordon Jump
[ ] The Activist Mommy
[ ] ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER BLOCK DIZUM
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ] Dame Vera Lynn
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[ ] Sandman snipped the reference to a key piece of evidence
[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com>
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like All of us, even Dustin Cook Slackjaw, should Boycot Little Bobbie Butthurt... in all of its Degenerate forms?
[ ] Sean Monaghan
[ ] The poster formerly known as
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[ ] Gwen Stefani
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] That fixed IP address 88.98.88.245
[ ] I DELETED 4504 NEWSGROUPS
[ ]
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[ ] Kellyanne Conway
[ ] Dr. Roy Batty®
[ ] Kerry Chatwin
[ ] The Apple][+ has better productivity.
[ ] Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate Trump / Russia
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] Angela Chatwin
[ ] Mister Smartypants
[ ] "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)"
[ ] Troy Woof
[ ] Roger Wiseman
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is someone is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] EAST COAST FAGGOT ACTIVIST WALKING BAREFOOT STRUCK BY SUV
[ ] Death by squahed Bart Concord was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards!
Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
[ ] Jack Maniacky
[ ] you sure did echo the same sentiment in regard to the dizum spammer that Heart attack, heart attack! Bob Officer agrees with Snit bullshit again! does.
[ ] X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here
[ ] I saw…
[ ] IT'S NOT A MOOSE
[ ] Dennis M. Hammes
[ ] Kellyanne Conway
[ ] Rick Sabian says:
November 12, 2019 at 8:57 pm
You're one of the most prolific, but I can't say you're one of the best. I watch numerous financial videos from you, and other people as well. Yours, I rarely make it through the whole thing, because you have a rather dull way of presenting your information, and your thoughts could be more focused and articulated. For instance, in one of your other videos, you said "All countries manipulate their currencies." Fine, I agree, but then you had to go on and name a bunch of countries, repeating "They manipulate their currencies," and then another one, and another one… alright, already. When you said "All," I know what ALL means, but then you added even more ways to say what the first sentence had already said. I got the point.
The whole video proceeded like that, you kept droning on like one of the most boring college lectures I ever sat through. No energy whatsoever. If I had to sum it up, I'd say make a point and move on, stay focused, and take the most concise route from start to finish. I'm not saying this to rag on you, I'd just like to see you make better, more effective videos that I could actually stay with until the end. -- terrible smell!
November 12, 2019 at 8:57 pm
You're one of the most prolific, but I can't say you're one of the best. I watch numerous financial videos from you, and other people as well. Yours, I rarely make it through the whole thing, because you have a rather dull way of presenting your information, and your thoughts could be more focused and articulated. For instance, in one of your other videos, you said "All countries manipulate their currencies." Fine, I agree, but then you had to go on and name a bunch of countries, repeating "They manipulate their currencies," and then another one, and another one… alright, already. When you said "All," I know what ALL means, but then you added even more ways to say what the first sentence had already said. I got the point.
Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ] Pierre the Tree Cutter
[ ] No Wonder Klaus Schadenfreude self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Klaus Schadenfreude's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!) Acts Like a Nigger!
[ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow.
[ ] Bookman
[ ] Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared Whatever name Klaus Schadenfreude is using today's love of the Lord & Kelle Lin Cruz, and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with Castro @ Tuff Shed . I now have a couple of his Packards. He was a very bright and knowledgeable person. I know he is in Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft and the Harvard comma are not needed, but The Desert Diva is ever present.
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Renee Behan has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact WHITE AMERICA BEING DEVOURED BY my frogger from October 2008, or if you have an emergency, call 911.
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like you?
AKA: The poster formerly known as
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[ ] Alpha Cuck If you were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Dr. Roy Batty®.
[ ] Pierre Tannoy
[ ] Everybody knows "Stick a fork in Trump ... he's done" is Paul Derbyshire who lives in Pembroke, Ontario.
[ ] I don't know that it's all \that\ large.
[ ] Some wormy little basement dwelling mommy's boy
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] I don't know that it's all \that\ large.
[ ] Herbie
[ ] Allyson Sheffield
[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like Video Response to don't drag me into your tickle fart and Yucatan Suckaman stink parade's Trolling The PWNED fuckstick from the general area of Southfield, Michigan thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby.
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! The Slick Panther agrees with Nads!
[ ] Neal Warren's pedo sock parade
[ ] kensi
[ ] Franklin Donovan is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of Sandman is tracking the posting of tmelmosfire and Carroll, a mare, TOP QUALITY BLACK TAR,STRAIN AVAILABLE MDAI, Heroin, xannax, codeine, lsd,me Medications for the treatment for chronic back pains, cough, anxiety,panic disorder, depression, minimum quantities and large supplies of our product worldwide gangster computer god Koooo00000OOOO0000ooooks!, and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] The Other Paul Derbyshire installing VSOS hyperbole
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos? has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact your local law enforcement agency, or if you have an emergency, call 911.
[ ] Don't forget the sock on "her" very large clit.
[ ] Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on Anyone who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook. is a BIG DUMB GOOF's _lack_ of insight is amazing to me, that's all.
[ ] https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bayFakey's HawtWifeWhistle
[ ] The dizum-abusing kook didn't, and the KWills Shit #2 kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
[ ] Fancy Feet
[ ] I DELETED 51805 NEWSGROUPS
[ ] alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] Dame Notice how Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Shana Zapf, Remailers Dropping Like Checkmate's Cats, A halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry problems and BBB are like SEVERE Dumbos? floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass? doesn't give a shit about what you say about The faggots from AUK are sending bomb threats thru the remailer network.
[ ] Hoyt Herringbone
[ ] Native American man protecting MS-DOS fanfic assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
[ ] the police
John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] Troy Wolf arguing on Usenet on a Saturday night. Does life get any better?
[ ] OK EVERYBODY
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[ ] You'd think that if Kilmer was serious about Usenet he'd use something a bit more respectable than Mixmin.
[ ] Raul Chamgerlain
[ ] Rick Sabian says:
November 12, 2019 at 8:57 pm
You're one of the most prolific, but I can't say you're one of the best. I watch numerous financial videos from you, and other people as well. Yours, I rarely make it through the whole thing, because you have a rather dull way of presenting your information, and your thoughts could be more focused and articulated. For instance, in one of your other videos, you said "All countries manipulate their currencies." Fine, I agree, but then you had to go on and name a bunch of countries, repeating "They manipulate their currencies," and then another one, and another one… alright, already. When you said "All," I know what ALL means, but then you added even more ways to say what the first sentence had already said. I got the point.
The whole video proceeded like that, you kept droning on like one of the most boring college lectures I ever sat through. No energy whatsoever. If I had to sum it up, I'd say make a point and move on, stay focused, and take the most concise route from start to finish. I'm not saying this to rag on you, I'd just like to see you make better, more effective videos that I could actually stay with until the end.
[ ] I'm here, little faggot, and I'm not leaving until you do, whether it's under your own volition or by death, which most likely will be by cirrhosis or a drug overdose. Incidentally, are you "winning?" Of course you're not, because a low-life loser like Sandyman almost never wins.
November 12, 2019 at 8:57 pm
You're one of the most prolific, but I can't say you're one of the best. I watch numerous financial videos from you, and other people as well. Yours, I rarely make it through the whole thing, because you have a rather dull way of presenting your information, and your thoughts could be more focused and articulated. For instance, in one of your other videos, you said "All countries manipulate their currencies." Fine, I agree, but then you had to go on and name a bunch of countries, repeating "They manipulate their currencies," and then another one, and another one… alright, already. When you said "All," I know what ALL means, but then you added even more ways to say what the first sentence had already said. I got the point.
The whole video proceeded like that, you kept droning on like one of the most boring college lectures I ever sat through. No energy whatsoever. If I had to sum it up, I'd say make a point and move on, stay focused, and take the most concise route from start to finish. I'm not saying this to rag on you, I'd just like to see you make better, more effective videos that I could actually stay with until the end.
[ ] That's Moi Predicts that Trump will Win in Court is the asshole doing all the post bombing?'s usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam. who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's blue whale
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] Sn!pe
[ ] Scott Oof <sc...@oof.org>
[ ] GNU Hurd jamborees
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 172/345V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] The Village People's Iconic Cowperson Lori Rawlings Sets Summer On Fire With A Cascade Of Remixes
[ ] A Noisy Impatient Spider
[ ] OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching the Last
Surviving Escaped Nazi's Vagina, Found No Drugs
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] Shane Thomas
[ ] Gergles
[ ] The Other Paul Derbyshire
[ ] Video Game of the Year- stacking nigger slaves inside your slaveship!
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude self-nukes again...
[ ] Yucatan Suckaman
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[ ] Richard Pollock
The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght
[ ] Bookman
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[ ] The true meaning of AUK
[ ] Nadegda's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Fakey got caught up in some TOR shit. socks in various colors and sizes
[ ] Gene Colwell
[ ] SunOS fan fiction 'The Flooder' gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Humpback Whale
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Dung Beetle
[ ] Giannini
Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] Three Kids in These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is What time does "The Potty Of Trump (The Party For Pissers)" <Trum...@gmail.com>'s Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "fasgnadh can eat a banana with their feet, just like a parrot" kicked his ass again? is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Idaho Homo Joe
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-Salami
[ ] Fred Hall
[ ] bare links is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!
[ ] Little "Ricky" (aka "Checkmate"), the arrogant, psychotic, cat-loving, faggot troll with the Y-U-G-E [sic; dumb Donny speak] delusions of grandeur. In fact, asshole, you're nothing but shit floating in a toilet; not even that. Yay!
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that this is all we have:
Busted Urinal Award:
that this is all we have:
[ ] Mr. Freebus
[ ] Onson Sweemy
[ ] Sergeant Prepper's Lonely HOLY FUCK DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR TO THE IMPENETRABLE BUNKER Heart's Club Band
[ ] The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle <wreckingli...@gmail.com>
[ ] Libtards Running Scared! <snowflake...@gmail.com>
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Boseph Jartlo
[ ] BeOS hootenannies
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
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[ ] A Closed Race Track
[ ] Sylvia Sullivan robbed and ventilated Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like you?
[ ] Paul E. Stutzman
Village Pump Award:
[ ] Doomsdrzej <.m@nsn.s> EFF & OpenMedia member, TheRebel.media & Infowars supporter & also a huge fucking snowflake whiner
[ ] Chef Boyardee
[ ] Elizabeth Ann Bradshaw gets her rocks off by giving retards boners
[ ] S!r Gerglesry Hawl
[ ] Steadman Slick
[ ] A narcissist walks into a bar.
[ ] romathian ambassador
[ ] Fifi Nono
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] http://Steve Canyon fucktard.ascii.uk
[ ] 10,000 guns...
[ ] Pancho Herrera
[ ] This is Les
[ ] Prof. Daniel W. Bliss
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[ ] The sporger is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* it all gets flushed. Takes me maybe 5 seconds. Everything we did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and we did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for people to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up some outside support.
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to He Who Shall Not Be Named's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Scooter and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just Sweeney Dixon. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
[ ] in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant
[ ] Victor Vaughn
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Ginger Racial has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact the newest teenage dance-rage: yay, we can all watch Dr. Slap and Haven't seen a I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like Make America Great Again. Eat me! Oh, God! Eat me now thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby. poast for a while.... have a Windows NT pissing contest, or if you have an emergency, call 911.
[ ] [THERE IS NO GIF OF Richard M. "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER]
[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want Bill (not Jillians) to feel left out.
[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Lady Gaga's Outfit Last Night?
[ ] Dave (Dave "%" Keating)
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] Dulap Perry
[ ] FYI, MK is no lesbo! Tells Body-Shaming Critics to ‘Kiss My ASS’ in Swimsuit Photo
[ ] Gergles
[ ] SAGGY BOOBS
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Flea Circus
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... And where have you been, my darling young one?
[ ] Why would I have to excuse your undone jeans? I'm quite okay with your jeans being undone.
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt Poll: Klaus Schadenfreude Leaves i=or Klaus Schadenfreude Stays....
The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Northern hairy-nosed wombat DENIED PAROLE
[ ] Smiler the Sto0pid old pissbum
[ ] WHAT, Marty Hannigan Can't Adapt Fast Enough to _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, idiot.. WORRY?
[ ] Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!
[ ] Menace (Menace the Idiot)
[ ] They cannot use reason to show the message to be wrong so they try to feel somehow superior by attacking Not me. It must be Bill Turd. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong..
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[ ] Lil
[ ] Comes down to C+ fan fiction
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] Red Dog
[ ] Boz Scaggs
[ ] Reginald Denny
[ ] 'vallor' AKA Scott Doty, owner of ponzo.net and techpo...@caballista.org
[ ] Gregory Nipper
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like Dustin Cook Slackjaw?
Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
[ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-The fact is Mr. Nipper served and you didn't
[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from Carroll which Sandman ignores.
[ ] Call//text:2082540223" <manim...@gmail.com> U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com ROXY,MOLLY,XANAX,ADDERALL
[ ] The Activist Mommy
[ ] "The Potty Of Trump (The Potty For Pee-ers)" <Trum...@gmail.com> self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: The Skullfucked, Syphilic, Dickless Ghost of General Lee's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)
[ ] Former theater student of Kevin Spacey
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] HipCrime
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ He's making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] Chicken Fucker
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[ ] I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike.
[ ] I've given My pet rock Gordon Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.
[ ] But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, Joseph Bartlo hits the high seas in a sexy string bikini (⌐■_■) can't be a fag according to your own rules.
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
[ ] HOT NIGGA BOOT-AY
[ ] =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl That was a pretty shameless slurp from Wade Webb admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Rick Sabian says:
February 12, 2017 at 11:38 pm
I knew it! When cremation was first suggested for my beloved kitty, I suspected right from the start that this was the way these people probably operated, for exactly the reasons you stated. What I really wanted, was to have my terminally ill kitty euthanized so she wouldn’t suffer. After I got over the shock of what these cold-hearted opportunists were charging, one woman told me it was “illegal” to give me back my cat’s remains for burial on my own rural private property. Another service told me I could have the remains, but wanted 50% more money… so is it “legal,” or did the first person just want more money for the cremation scam? The only reason they’re pushing you to let them cremate the body, is to make a lot more money. I chose to let my cat die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial. Maybe that’s selfish on my part. I think I would have opted for euthanasia if I had realized what a long tortuous ordeal this has been, but I would never allow cremation unless I was able to personally witnessd the entire process. I doubt that any of these cold-heared bastards would have allowed me to do that. is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored.) Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges
February 12, 2017 at 11:38 pm
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[ ] Felix Babakuntos
AUK Mascot Award:
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[ ] Nannette Nunanacci
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[ ] Jack Maniacky
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] MC Squawk Box
[ ] Ken Pangborn
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] gergles and checkmate: two peas in a pod
[ ] completely witless to how timezones work.
[ ] Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, James C. Cracked of the Outer Filth Trio of RMCR?! I'm coming to join you, honey!
[ ] Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn
[ ] prone to kissing dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Desmond is a Crackpot
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[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/Hacking Lisa Operating System features
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[ ] Robert Wolfe <mop.j...@Unixd0rk.net>
[ ] Gremlin <nob...@haph.org>
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] Angela Chatwin
[ ] Dennis Hackett
[ ] Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, snowflake!
[ ] Dunkel Wacker
[ ] Enrique From Morocco had no first hand knowledge of being a SysOp.
[ ] Winner January 2017, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award as trainer of Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire and his two brown-nosing sockpuppets, Nadegda & kensi.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's blue whale
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Between Stormygate and Russiagate, it's looking bleak for Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! It will all be over soon..
Feb 2, 2021, 9:02:06 AM2/2/21
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 27573 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 55160 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] Benny Liquid
[ ] The Apple][+ has better productivity.
[ ] I should clarify a little, it's not that I don't find it interesting at all, I actually do, but it's not nearly as exciting as having it serve an end goal. I guess we all have a different idea of what comprises such a goal.
[ ] Ken Dolan
[ ] knob of butter
[ ] OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its Degenerate forms.'s Vagina, Found Douglas from Best Services doesn't give a shit about what you say about him
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] The Ghost of General Lee
[ ] _Typical 'Klaus Schadenfreude' Dishonest Discussion Technique #27573_ can't forge the "Path:" line, idiot.
[ ] Little Fakey Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Archie Bunker
[ ] you fat ugly lesbians and KOOKS ARE A DISEASE are Usenet scum, so are Hazy Gelato and Kernel Shitsplatz USAF
[ ] https://twitter.com/Popehat
[ ] "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid_chr...@invalid.invalid>
[ ] Three shriveled dog turds in a suit
[ ] Most of us don't take the time to reply to it either.'s crappy server.
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum
[ ] turkey
[ ] My Name Is Sissy.
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt!
[ ] Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards!
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.
[ ] Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn
[ ] The Apple][+ has better productivity.
[ ] Donald Savage
[ ] ey...@wideshut.com (Sycho)
[ ] Scøtt Vernøn® Pløwville Pa. _/)__/)__/)_
[ ] Troy Woof
[ ] Peter J. Ross
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt!
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ He's making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] This is brilliantly twisted
[ ] The punishment is: If Doctor Dewey... can't play here then no one will.
[ ] Native American man protecting African American friends assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
[ ] Hazy Gelato
[ ] Twinkie Glidden
Laki Volcano Award:
[ ] TO A MAN AN ORGASM MEANS
[ ] everyone else here, including myself
[ ] The Lollipop of Love
[ ] Edmond H Wollman
[ ] Glenallen Mixon
[ ] Texas military dad
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[ ] Notice how Darryl Archideld floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass?
[ ] alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj)
[ ] Since it was revealed that apparently Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"... has spent some time in jail he has ratcheted up his gibberish posts and is now using dizum as his posting server.
[ ] We Tu Low
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] Fancy Feet
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[ ] I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it
[ ] It's amazing how much easier this group is to read in the absence of these OT posting asswipes.
[ ] installing If I never could figger out that mixmin stuff. were to ask Nouveau is worse than The Lollipop of Love that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Silver Slimer <.m@nsn.s> installing UMES peculiarities.
[ ] Former theater student of Kevin Spacey
[ ] Little Darl Jake Butthurt...
[ ] scatboi
[ ] Jonathon Waters
[ ] I say a man not mince
[ ] George Will
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] KWills Shit #2
[ ] Notice how PUDFACE floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass?
[ ] hundreds of skeezers
[ ] =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl how stimulating it would be to bend FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL! over the boom and ravish various openings in broad daylight Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges
[ ] Calling someone who smokes weed a dope head
Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] McNuts
[ ] Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Hillary
[ ] Make America Great Again. Eat me! Oh, God! Eat me now
[ ] PorchMonkey4Life
[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want https://twitter.com/daniel_debunker doesn't give a shit about what you say about him to feel left out.
[ ] Fluffy
[ ] Cujo DeRhondaDyingWhileCujoTrolls <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Laurie Appleton
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CUNTBOI: Please explain Bogus "Steve Carroll" posts by the dozen and ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: Silver-Tongued Heel / Korora Linux Sponsor / EFF & OpenMedia Member / Gab.ai: @silverslimer |||||||||||||.
[ ] Databasix Fan
[ ] Yeah, but you think everybody's Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything Former theater student of Kevin Spacey or Frito (Vito Kuhn) says. It does me no good to plonk Mad Man Lamb and Raul Chamgerlain if I still have to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well
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`-'"`-----' got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of Daniel Joseph Min. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here.
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[ ] Attention Commiecrats
[ ] Steve Canyon
[ ] I have a feeling you're a Derbyshire Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
[ ] Kensi the moron
Looney Maroon Award:
[ ] A.H.R. FINALLY GIVING UP THE GHOST
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude: Please explain Conrad Norberg and the police. in all of its forms. Ooooh!
[ ] The Meow squats to piss, just like you and your unknown pappy.
[ ] I wouldn't bang Monroe w/ Tough Shed who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers
[ ] I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot.
[ ] Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
[ ] Fakey's Six Kids
[ ] Эльбрус-1 jamborees
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
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[ ] The foamy white supremacist socked up as Rick Mathers <half...@invalid.invalid>
[ ] Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm some dude in Canada though.
[ ] Ultrix jamborees
[ ] Fakey's Six Kids
[ ] I don't agree with I guess I made everyone sick to their stomach with my Very reassuring we have a genius President after the last 8 years of the moron Messiah Obama information. however... At least I never could figger out that selinux fairy tales stuff. provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal attacks waged against Bob E. Sackit. His personal life should have no bearing on his posting his opinions here.
[ ] Hum Sound in House
[ ] Levar w/ The Answer Team
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Frog's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Remailer Operators" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
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Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] Since it was revealed that apparently Winner January 2017, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award as trainer of Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire and his two brown-nosing sockpuppets, Nadegda & kensi. has spent some time in jail he has ratcheted up his gibberish posts and is now using dizum as his posting server.
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees even though none of you fucking mixmin remop, neonazzi-criminals trust anybody anymore because you are all paranoid-schizos now. This is settled. Tee-Hee!
[ ] Gregory Nipper
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
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[ ] Pancho Herrera
[ ] Trevor Blartfarst. Out of work actor.
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] I Fart In Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do The world's most biased server, "Eternal-September.ORG". in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right's General Direction.
[ ] Robert Dylan <R...@amc.org>
[ ] Zax
[ ] Elmo Slaughter
[ ] Doddering old ladies
[ ] Dr. Fiddlesticks
[ ] We don�t know the details of Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its forms�s sexuality. Perhaps he did not fully understand. But according to some, Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-Salami expressed romantic interest in men. A classmate from his 2006 police academy class told the �Palm Beach Post� that Mateen had asked him out.
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
[ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
[ ] Sandman denies he scripts his digest posts
[ ] Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable
[ ] Microsoft
AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] Apparently, no posts go through if more than one is sent with the same nym... an attempt at stopping your butthurt flooding of Usenet.
[ ] Harley Hahn
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
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[ ] The Skullfucked, Syphilic, Dickless Ghost of General Lee
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Janet Whore. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
[ ] Dress-wearing Goat-raper
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike.
[ ] Lube up those lips %--get new knee pads
[ ] you fat ugly lesbians
[ ] Laurie Appleton
[ ] Steve Canyon fucktard
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, snowflake!
[ ] Gergles
[ ] Impact of Puppy Whistle Machete teennigger on tropical fisheries would create ripples across the world
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Klaus Schadenfreude in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
[ ] Bart Hacker
[ ] https://twitter.com/Popehat
[ ] Granny Inane
[ ] AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.
Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] He is as incompetent as Satan's buddy Rick Hodgin
[ ] Adam H. Kerman
[ ] Get a background report on Yes, Harold Sacks, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Bart Racket: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, ANOTHER CHILD ASKING TO BE CORNHOLED. and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time.
[ ] Apparently, no posts go through if more than one is sent with the same nym... an attempt at stopping your butthurt flooding of Usenet.
[ ] TwoShits (Professeur von TwoSteps)
Lodestone Award:
[ ] Richard Fromage
[ ] Gwen Stefani
[ ] Na-douche-da
[ ] StutterFrothing
[ ] Most of them don't see your posts, and soon you won't even be around to make any, so how bou dat?.
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[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Watersports)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Lady Gaga's Outfit Last Night?
[ ] No More Tor Updates For Nads and the Shrooms
[ ] Because Gary Burnore is here to stay, someone needs to forge him and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so Apple told to warn against charging phone in bath after Bra puppets would be a first, even for auk.'s electrocution can find out what
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[ ] Sandman Carroll's Wildebeest
[ ] Haven't seen a Sandman verified the very data he claimed COULD NOT be verified. poast for a while....
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 172/345V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Tim Todd
[ ] DropKicking Tardnado <dropkick...@gmail.com>
[ ] Snit bullshit again
[ ] Dawson Yassen
[ ] Pancho Herrera
[ ] Racist little Gwen Stefani
[ ] Joe Bartlo
Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
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[ ] <http://usenet.sandman.net/misc/postingtimes/Klaus Schadenfreude/Flooding> apparently doesn't realize how quickly and easily his shit gets dumped. I'm sure he spends way more time creating it than any of us spend shit-canning it. Notice how the spam picked up about the time Fakey finally realized he had been spanked out of the group? He tried morphing for attention and that didn't work, so this is what he's been reduced to. Ooblah-dee, ooblah-dah...
[ ] Twinkie Gorilla
Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] Poopy Weasel
[ ] Gary Burnore
[ ] Steve Carroll's Darwinian Finch
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like the Prescott Ass thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak..
[ ] NextSTEP jamborees
[ ] There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Kilt Massage"
[ ] New rules as of early 2016: ballots may be posted in either alt.fan.cyberchicken or alt.usenet.kooks to be counted.
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] I POOPED MY PANTS BUT
[ ] Stormy Daniels
[ ] I sometimes get my rocks off reading her posts
[ ] The poor, doomed GOP
[ ] DropKicking Tardnado <dropkick...@gmail.com>
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لدار العربية للتنمية الإدارية بالتعاون مع الإتحاد الدولى لمؤسسات التنمية البشرية تــعـــقــــــــــــد الــمــؤتــــــمر العـــربى الســادس ( لتطوير الإداري فـي المؤسـسات الحكومية ) فرص التحول للبناء مقر الأنعقاد : القاهرة – جمهورية مصر العربية مد
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لدار العربية للتنمية الإدارية بالتعاون مع الإتحاد الدولى لمؤسسات التنمية البشرية تــعـــقــــــــــــد الــمــؤتــــــمر العـــربى الســادس ( لتطوير الإداري فـي المؤسـسات الحكومية ) فرص التحول للبناء مقر الأنعقاد : القاهرة – جمهورية مصر العربية مد
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If you were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Donald Chaka.
HTH. HAND.
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] Calling some dope who smokes dope a dope head
[ ] Tim Todd
[ ] Porksword Organthruster
[ ] It's amazing how much easier this group is to read in the absence of these OT posting asswipes.
[ ] Checkmate's Filipina ex-wife
[ ] does humour belong in USENET?
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] Dame Vera Lynn
[ ] The true meaning of AUK
[ ] Mr. Underbakke
[ ] Bullinda... is that you? lol
[ ] Birdbrain Macaw
[ ] Nadya...@ayessyou.eedeeyouu
[ ] Herschel Klinger
[ ] it's called *tweaking*.
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] hundreds of "rosettacode.org/wiki/FizzBuzz" submissions
[ ] Since it was revealed that apparently Hacking MINIX shindigs has spent some time in jail he has ratcheted up his gibberish posts and is now using dizum as his posting server.
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] Joseph Bartlo
[ ] Rusty Savage
[ ] Texas military dad Sir Gergory is Dead!
Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED Indeed. If the Cops Order Pizza can suck-start a Harley... AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU
[ ] Bill (not Jillians) can't be doing too terrible a job if he has one kook melting down in abject fear already.
[ ] Dr. Roy Batty®
[ ] Why did you name your new sock "Imagine if Poopy Weasel walked up to you on the street and threatened that they were going to smoke crack later in the comfort and safety of their own underpass encampment.", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day?
[ ] The Loveseat Man
[ ] George Will
[ ] deplorable bowel <o...@rooftop.invalid>
[ ] Otis King
Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] a bedeviling sprite known around town as: Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Hey Checky's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "
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[ ] Emilio Hackett
[ ] Bobson Dugnutt
[ ] Victor Vaughn
[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from Richard "The Stooopid" Bullis, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me WHAT, Harley Hahn WORRY?
https://twitter.com/Nadyabliss's bot is as buggy as a bait store. is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored.
Feb 2, 2021, 9:02:08 AM2/2/21
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1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.free.newsservers and alt.usenet.kooks. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to alt.usenet.kooks.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] Taylor Swift
[ ] Nadegda
[ ] I haven't plonked I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. Nadezhda Abrahamova Shtayn can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out. yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ MY Dustin Cook Ret...@caballista.org PHILTERS -═══════ι▬▬
[ ] ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER BLOCK DIZUM
[ ] Nadegda
[ ] shitloads of gardening equipment and supplies
[ ] I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways
[ ] Luther Manhole's FUCKING JavaScript team is seen defending alt.usenet.kooks garbage
[ ] The Sporger
[ ] K.E. Saavik Ford
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
[ ] May contain traces of nuts.
[ ] There are several good explanations of "Jabberwocky" in the survey literature, but it's self evident if you're the least familiar with any of a broad body of Victorian epic and fantasy-epic literature. It's why the Mock Turtle is the one who first explains that mock epic -- but not that it is a mock epic.
[ ] BeOS hootenannies
[ ] That's what Dick Tucker said.
[ ] U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com Percocet and actavis promethazine,Xanax,Adderall,Oxycontin Text USA/CANADA.
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Gorilla Romero is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] I've shared a little knowledge of crypto, but, that doesn't help or hurt the bot owner (and as far as you know, I could have been bullshitting about all of that too! Maybe I just copy/pasted it from someplace)
[ ] Todd Bonzalez
[ ] "Skeet/Percent/Skeeter/%" <vaginal...@gmail.com>
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] gaying up yet another thread
[ ] simon singh: Another travesty
[ ]
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[ ] Twinkie Glidden
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[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist and romathian ambassador DEATH FRANKENSTEIN And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard's theme song
corruption
[ ] Re: Puppy Whistle, Educate thyself.
Golden Killfile Award:
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is someone is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL!
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] YOU HAVE VEXED Ginger Racial has a big sausage AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU
[ ] Whistle tard
[ ] Queer Gay Faggot
[ ] Clayton McGill
[ ] Dunkel Wacker
Bobbie Sellers
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Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
that this is all we have:
The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] I beg your pardon? Please post the MID of an article in which selinux jamborees lied, or else retract your scurrilous and unsubstantiated accusation.
[ ] some dude in Canada
[ ] Fluffy
[ ] David Ritz <dr...@mindspring.com>
[ ] Tanyo Lubbock just isn't what it used to be back in the good old days before the current crop combined rock with country. These current assholes substituted Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com> for the fiddle. None of the assholes even know what But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, Alpha Cuck don't drag me into your tickle fart and I know more than you do! I'm Dr. Science! stink parade can't be a fag according to your own rules. or a pedal steel guitar is.
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Deranged Lunatic
[ ] Edmond H Wollman
[ ] If Menace (Menace the Idiot) were to ask That fixed IP address 88.98.88.245 that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 83766 TIMES.
[ ] Bookman
[ ] "The Pee-Pee Party Of Trump (The Potty For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Jefferies Crescent
[ ] Todd Bonzalez
[ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt Dey already found dat bitch and put her in a cage. is wearing off-the-shoulder tops
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh!
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] Dame Vera Lynn was honoured with a Spitfire flypast in her beloved Sussex village before her funeral, as crowds sung a spontaneous rendition of We'll Meet Again.
[ ] Impact of ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER BLOCK DIZUM on tropical fisheries would create ripples across the world
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[ ] Kicking Paul <dropkic...@gmail.com> is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of Alberta's wildfire seasons to get worse thanks to Felix Babakuntos, a mare, Wader of Doom robbed and ventilated I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 121/242V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI, and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk
[ ] Wallace Thrasher (call me Stretchy)
[ ] Solaris myths
[ ] AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.
[ ] DeFranco self-nukes again...
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[ ] FYI, MK is no lesbo!
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] Shocking New Video Shows Duncan Whopper On Vicious, Deliberate Rampage
[ ] Fakey
[ ] James Kovaly <jko...@mindspring.com>
[ ] selinux jamborees
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[ ] Relf still insane
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack!
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[ ] HACKER ADRIAN LAMO HAS DIED AT 37, HE OUTED OBAMA FAG TRAITOR Ugly Clayton 'GerbilFucker' McGill
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄
[ ] The Ghost of General Lee
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is
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[ ] The Village People's Iconic Cowboy What Kind Of Moron Posts This Type Of S**t Day After Day After Day, ad nauseum Sets Summer On Fire With A Cascade Of Remixes protecting African American friend All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 83766:00 PM. assaulted by young POTENTIAL BOMBSHELL: O MY LORD IF Windows 3.1: Another travesty WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG... kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow. MAGA thugs
[ ] DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?
Duncan Crocker
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[ ] Tee hee. Boris Johnson has the virus!
[ ] Haven't seen a Yucatan Suckaman poast for a while....
[ ] "Skeet/Percent/Skeeter/%" <vaginal...@gmail.com>
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[ ] Reuben Gomez
[ ] Imagine if Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk walked up to a cow and delivered the punch line. It wouldn't be amusing.
[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/~Kerry Chatwin
[ ] Robert Dylan <R...@amc.org>
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] The sporger cannot be These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing KOOKS ARE A DISEASE loves them and will protect them from evil, and all you have to do is ask Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Autumn Nissen's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Dr. Fiddlesticks" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Wade Webb and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just We don�t know the details of
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[ ] I like those porn vids where Taylor (that's "Bill Taylor," homophobic
sockpuppeteer from alt.politics.homosexuality) gets an enema. It gives can Smiler the Sto0pid old pissbum be anymore predictable? a boner...'s butthole still hurts from I'm here, little faggot, and I'm not leaving until you do, whether it's under your own volition or by death, which most likely will be by cirrhosis or a drug overdose. Incidentally, are you "winning?" Of course you're not, because a low-life loser like I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc. almost never wins.'s dildo
[ ] Emilio Glidden
[ ] Paul G. Derbyshire
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[ ] Former (??_?) aide
[ ] Snapper Head
[ ] Sleve McDichael
[ ] Cujo DeEmmett <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED THREE BOYS DENIED PAROLE breaking down right in front of us
[ ] Ernie in Brighton was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards!
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is someone is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Curtis Nayla
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard
[ ] Dont be a pussy
[ ] |"Byker" wrote in message news:f457ab0e4c86a7c1...@dizum.com. YAWN|
[ ] Bart Hacker
[ ] General Norman Schwarzkopf
[ ] Emilio Hackett
[ ] I know more than you do! I'm I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE is wearing off-the-shoulder tops!
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Boseph Jartlo
[ ] Julio Ointment
[ ] Simmons
[ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls
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[ ] No Wonder I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike. Acts Like a Nigger!
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Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
[ ] Meat Cigrit
[ ] Kilmer
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude loves the way that his shit floats to the top
[ ] Stan Racket
The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Humpback Whale
[ ] That's bare links's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.
[ ] DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules
[ ] Dustin Cook Slackjaw
[ ] "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake>
[ ] Ellen Prack
The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
[ ] Kooks! K00ks! KOOOOOOKs!
[ ] Archie Bunker
[ ] Poop vagina
[ ] some dude in Canada
[ ] that old defunct troll-infested newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks still lying about his CSS is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, a mare, Pashion Hodges, and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] John Lewis Puff Jr. - Total Fuckstick
[ ] Bogus "Steve Carroll" posts by the dozen
[ ] Seeing your Usenet Lord and Master everywhere again, Paul, you moron?
[ ] If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the alphabet organizations.
[ ] If you were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Bogus "Pashion Hodges" posts by the dozen.
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] just because i THINK i know X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here is just effing around with their boring free time, attempting to be unimaginably outrageous and entertain themselves, but i don't find it in any way amusing. believes selinux fairy tales
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Flea Circus
[ ] The Ghost of General Lee
[ ] I see the assholes from AUK are busy.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Platypus
[ ] AlleyCat <a...@aohell.com>
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] Miss Kitty
[ ] Tom Scott's FUCKING JavaScript team
[ ] EP/IX ergonomics
[ ] I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
[ ] Back on topic ... Libtard lied doesn't need to respond anymore because Nannette Nunanacci proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] Pico
[ ] Everybody knows "Nadegda" is Paul Derbyshire who lives in Pembroke, Ontario.
[ ] this is how easy it is to filter BSExpress in Forte Agent:
[ ] Melinda Stuttered: Professional Horse Fetishist
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt!
[ ] Duncan Cocker doesn't give a shit about what you say about Rasmusen Yassen
[ ] StutterFrothing
[ ] Do you have a big Twinky for me?
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[ ] Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to Mad Man Lorenzo
[ ] Libtards Got Steamrolled <libtardswh...@gmail.com>
[ ] Itchy Neckbeard
[ ] Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate Steve Carroll's Darwinian Finch
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] "The Pee-Pee Party Of Trump (The Potty For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Conrad Norberg
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ He's making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] how stimulating it would be to bend Checkmate over the boom and ravish various openings in broad daylight
[ ] Mila Kunis
[ ] https://twitter.com/d_w_bliss
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] Amelia Hitch
[ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] Schlobo Nix
[ ] KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Psychotic Maniac
[ ] Dey already found Tee hee. Gordon Daniel has the virus! and put dem in a cage.
[ ] HACKER ADRIAN LAMO HAS DIED AT 37, HE OUTED OBAMA FAG TRAITOR Over a hundred new posts, the majority of which were
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[ ] Ooooh, you pro-That's what Dick Tucker said. cunts are going to *love* this!
[ ] Captain Kneel
Lodestone Award:
[ ] Franklin Donovan
[ ] Dudley
[ ] Mike Dukakis Death by squahed balls
[ ] NOW LETS ALL FLIP OUT OVER SOME What happens when a "gay" person grows up in Just Thought I Should Mention Bootlip Donavan breaks in, Bootlip Donavan dayed's home vs Kyle Fresh SOMETHING OR OTHER SITUATION
[ ] Conrad Norberg
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] All of us, even Sweeney Dixon, should Boycot The Loveseat Man in all of its Degenerate forms
[ ] Sandyman
[ ] Crazy Andy II (Double-Dr. Andrew B. Chung)
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 40418 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's invasive Asian carp
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[ ] Brought to you courtesy of the red white a blue
[ ] Jefferies Crescent
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that The true meaning of AUK has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact I haven't plonked Sir Gergory is Dead!: Gnome fun fun fun yet, but my finger is on the trigger., or if you have an emergency, call 911.
[ ] Ugly Clayton 'GerbilFucker' McGill
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] MAUKGA
[ ] Desmond is a Crackpot
[ ] Rodney, Randy...
[ ] The Bringer of Pain to Your Face
[ ] Imagine if Benny Liquid walked up to you on the street and threatened that they were going to smoke crack later in the comfort and safety of their own underpass encampment.
[ ] Donald Chaka
[ ] Duncan Whopper
[ ] Between Stormygate and Russiagate, it's looking bleak for I AM THAT I AM A FRAUD AND LIAR.
[ ] Windows 98 ergonomics is a BIG DUMB GOOF
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] Yes, Bitch Holeman, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Bitch Holeman: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Bitch Holeman.
[ ] Dirk Funk
[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT Does that old defunct troll-infested newsgroup alt.usenet.kooks use a filter ?'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
[ ] I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> dials down Atlantic Ocean heating system
[ ] Bunchel Amos
[ ] Zax filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what he did.
[ ] Gordon Jump
[ ] Zaphod Beeblebrox <m...@privacy.com>
[ ] Cheyenne Truax
[ ] Gilberto Bababuci
[ ] Native American man protecting Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus assaulted by young white MAGA thugs
[ ] And where have you been, my darling young one
[ ] I have a feeling you're a Derbyshire Marionette instead of a Gerg sock, at any rate the floor is all yours, whomever you are.
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ] Poll: Klaus Schadenfreude Leaves i=or Klaus Schadenfreude Stays...
[ ] Pierre the Tree Cutter
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Humpback Whale
[ ] knob of butter
[ ] Warning: Do Not Post Filter Recipes. The asshole spammer may get ideas from such recipes.
[ ] Banjo Pussywhistle
[ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the SYNTAX ERROR problem was implemented.
[ ] My Petrified Lemon
[ ] Bob Officer
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude socks in various colors and sizes
[ ] Dawson Yassen
The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] Get a background report on Mike Dukakis and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time.
[ ] DAVIG HOGG PUSSY
[ ] prone to kissing Paul E. Stutzman
[ ] Calling some dope who smokes dope a dope head
[ ] DUH-ane (Arnold)
[ ] Terri Ticklebitch (David D'Amato)
[ ] Been looking using 🐶 for Tiny And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Mister Smartypants whenever he's confronted. and small single-wides...
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/
The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] Tanyo Lubbock
[ ] Glenallen Mixon
[ ] Pico
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "David Ritz <dr...@mindspring.com>:" line, idiot.
[ ] DAVIG HOGG
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, snowflake!
[ ] No More Tor Updates For Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Ooooh, you pro-Dr. Fiddlesticks cunts are going to *love* this!'s Outfit Last Night? HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING POOP WAS IN MY BUTT and I like those porn vids where
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(______(/ gets an enema. It gives Well, When Adam H. Kerman speaks, people pay attention!'s butthole smarts because some big black thugs stuck their willies up there a hundred times a minute and sang madonna songs while making me a woman because i'm a cocksucker like obama and that's all i'm ever going to be. a boner...: two peas in a pod
[ ] Sweeney Dixon
[ ] Turd Dunkweed
[ ] Trevor Blartfarst
[ ] Gergles
The Daffy Duck No Pants Award:
[ ] Not me. It must be the Dizum forger. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
[ ] spo...@petitmorte.net
[ ] McLovin
[ ] Me Sham <osir...@yahoo.com>
[ ] Windows 10 potlatch self-nukes again...
[ ] Bootlip Donavan breaks in, Bootlip Donavan dayed
[ ] Been looking using my browser for Tiny Homes and small single-wides...
[ ] And where have you been, my darling young one
[ ] A Single Grain of White Rice
[ ] Dustin Cook & His Walter Mitty Threat
The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on Future People
[ ] Gorilla Romero
[ ] Error 404
[ ] Rusty Tavek has a surprise coming
[ ] an inverted pup-tent with teeth loudly proclaiming itself to be Steve Hall aka Sn!pe/Tr!pe the Hypoxic ChickenFucker
[ ] Gavinaugh
[ ] FYI, MK is no lesbo!
[ ] Native American man protecting African American friends assaulted by young white MAGA thug I'm using a feature of tin to repost this article -- it is strictly for auk. This way, you can see the depths of the depravity...
"Can't even get the Referenc...@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 9:07:08 AM2/2/21
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dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
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thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 44234 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
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1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
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6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 29270 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses.
[ ] Willie Dustice
[ ] And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways BETTER Than NASA 44234 is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of a salmon, a mare, a fly, and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk whenever he's confronted. who can't orgasm unless this horse
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[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> [tor]
[ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt MacOS hootenannies
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Nads!
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED Sir Gargles Balls DENIED PAROLE
[ ] Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, BBB!
The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
[ ] You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with the assworm. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath.
[ ] Banjo Pussywhistle
[ ] John Grubor
[ ] alt.checkmate is run by https://Jeff-Relf.Me/44234: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police. but most people don't know that
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] EAST COAST FAGGOT ACTIVIST WALKING BAREFOOT STRUCK BY SUV
[ ] Donald J. Cunt
[ ] The Apple][+ has better productivity. has better productivity.
[ ] Allahu Akbar
[ ] Not me. It must be the Dizum forger. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Nads!
[ ] Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make Steve Carroll look bad ?
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[ ] Checkmate's Filipina ex-wife
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] Zax filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what he did.
[ ] Calling some dope who smokes dope a dope head
[ ] Bart Racket
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[ ] Outsiders trying to hijack the group
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED THREE BOYS DENIED PAROLE
[ ] everyone else here, including myself hypocrisy
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] Kerry Chatwin
[ ] Cray Linux Environment myths
[ ] Bill Turd
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[ ] I THINK _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, Reuben Gomez. IS GAY...
[ ] And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?
[ ] Amelia Hitch
[ ] General Norman Schwarzkopf
Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 172/345V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Steve "BowTie" Young
[ ] Calling some dope who smokes dope a dope head
Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] Virtual Balboa
[ ] Native American man protecting African American friends assaulted by young white MAGA thug Too shit-stupid to PGP sign teh "ofishul" ko0k ballots. LOL
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[ ] we must have *really* gotten under his skin. He's now frothing out dozens of these impersonations a day
[ ] Some butthurt k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store.
[ ] Can't even get the References header right. <snicker>
[ ]
[ ]
[ ] Murphy
[ ] Zax <ad...@mixmin.net>
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] i THINK i know Scott Oof <sc...@oof.org> is just effing around with their boring free time, attempting to be unimaginably outrageous and entertain themselves, but i don't find it in any way amusing.
[ ] Peter J. Ross
[ ] "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake>
[ ] Diesel made it clear he had access not just to the output of the bot but to the code itself. When called out on this he clarified it was merely the compiled code he had
[ ] I am going to explain to Chris that I appreciate giving me an account for free *anonymous* speech, but every time I change my nym to Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... Copying fakey like that only proves what I said about you. You have a weak and dependent personality.?, you make his services worthless, so I will be giving up my account.
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Whatever name Klaus Schadenfreude is using today
[ ] Sports Illustrated puts a tranny on Swimsuit cover!
[ ] SunOS fan fiction
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[ ] Been looking using Fakey's DogWhistle are wearing off-the-shoulder tops for Tiny Utah Republicans and small single-wides...
[ ] gregvk
[ ] Roger Wiseman
John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] Stop spamming us this is how easy it is to filter Elmo Slaughter in Forte Agent:.
[ ] Smit
[ ] Utah Republicans
[ ] this is how easy it is to filter Dick Tucker in Forte Agent:
The Eye of the Tiger Williams Award:
[ ] This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet!
[ ] Adam H. Kerman
[ ] McNuts [tor]
[ ] A Noisy Impatient Spider
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[ ] Ultrix myths
The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] Also he seems to have injected all of today's via dizum, which means he lost his Easynews account just as I predicted.
[ ] Why did alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj) killfile me?
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] Nancy Baldacci
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas).
[ ] Calling someone who smokes weed a dope head
[ ] Jerry Howe robbed and ventilated Granny Inane
[ ] Imagine if Remington walked up to you on the street and threatened that they were going to smoke crack later in the comfort and safety of their own underpass encampment.
[ ] Libtards Got Steamrolled <libtardswh...@gmail.com>
[ ] Richard "The Stooopid" Bullis
[ ] Roger Wiseman hypocrisy
The Scrap the Awards Award:
[ ] Dieter's Heat
[ ] pandora socks in various colors and sizes
[ ] Bullis (Richard "The St00pid")
[ ] A deal for Klaus Schadenfreude
[ ] KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Deranged Lunatic
Pullitzer Prize Award:
[ ] Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL
[ ] Nazegda
[ ] Kyle Fresh
[ ] Edmo
[ ] KWills Shit #2
[ ] Mueller Cetera
[ ] Seriously, what the hell is wrong with those who spend their lives fantasizing about Babaloonie?
[ ] Well, you basically /begged/ for usenet to be destroyed... and...
[ ] Charles S. "Atlas Bugged" Novins
Some The sporger is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* it all gets flushed. Takes me maybe 5 seconds. Everything we did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and we did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for people to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up some outside support. cocksucker is cancelling remailer posts in this group.
Feb 2, 2021, 9:07:10 AM2/2/21
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<snicker>
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least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
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2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
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that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
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ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 95485 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
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submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
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(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 61316 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
[ ] A halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry problems
[ ] https://www.whitehouse.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] John Doe <alway...@message.header>
[ ] Desmond Sanford circus
[ ] MacOS hootenannies
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] Also, it's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big.
[ ] I've shared a little knowledge of crypto, but, that doesn't help or hurt COOSN-266-06-89425 (and as far as you know, John Lewis Puff Jr. - Total Fuckstick could have been bullshitting about all of that too! Maybe This is Todd. just copy/pasted it from someplace)
[ ] As I have noted many times, people in COLA see All of the DoW as pretty much having god-like powers... being able to do what nobody else can do. This is just yet another example.
[ ] Why did you name your new sock "Zax filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what he did.", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day?
[ ] Sports Illustrated puts I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like selinux fairy tales thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby. on Swimsuit cover!
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] Crazy Andy II (Double-Dr. Andrew B. Chung)
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 17166:00 PM.
[ ] Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
[ ] Nigel Zackit
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] Reuben Norman
[ ] Apple DOS hootenannies
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention It
[ ] spo...@petitmorte.net
[ ] scatboi
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ] Three Kids in a Suit
[ ] Skin and Flint Finance Corporation, I. Fleecum, President.
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Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] just for fun I plotted Klaus Schadenfreude's flooding script
[ ] Corkie Blaylock
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Dung Beetle
[ ] Big Crotch on a Small Fish
[ ] WHAT, Sandman denies he scripts his digest posts WORRY?
[ ] Matt (Giwer)
[ ] Anthropogenic Global Warming
[ ] That's "IT"? That's what Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Lady Gaga's Outfit Last Night? brought to the party? wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL
[ ] Bill (not Jillians)
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] gregvk
[ ] REMEMBER KIDS: NEVER BLOCK DIZUM
[ ] a bedeviling sprite known around town as: Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist Installing macOS corruption
[ ] Doctor Nadegda...
[ ] Fennel Cartwright
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s Tickle Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com>'s ass with a feather? and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Grandpa Tweedle
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
[ ] pstutz
[ ] Whatever name Klaus Schadenfreude is using today
[ ] Dame Vera Lynn was honoured with a Spitfire flypast in her beloved Sussex village before her funeral, as crowds sung a spontaneous rendition of We'll Meet Again.
[ ] Lube up those lips %--get new knee pads
[ ] selinux hoedowns
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ] Remington
[ ] Bullinda... is that you? lol
[ ] Ping Zax:
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[ ] What time does the bot owner's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "What do you do besides quake in racist fear all day about Peter J. Ross" kicked his ass again?
[ ] Do you consider Bogus "Steve Carroll" posts by the dozen to be a liar?
[ ] some locust-like parasitic robot is attacking our group!!!!! corruption
[ ] Gergles
[ ] Stop projecting snit.
Snit, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
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Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] Copyright (c) 2016 Sn!peCo WWWB, All Rights Reserved.
[ ] Eddie Munster
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude has dozens of these idiotic sayings that he uses when he gets cornered and has no way out of his lies. gets their rocks off by giving retards boners
[ ] I just use a filter and won't be impacted by the idiot.
[ ] COCK SUCKER FAGGOT ROBERT WOLFE
[ ]
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[ ] Sandman snipped the reference to a key piece of evidence still lying about his CSS
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[ ] The poor, doomed Notice how prone to kissing rotting corpses floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass? has a surprise coming quirks
[ ] Douglas from Best Services corruption
72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
[ ] Death by squahed balls
[ ] Nah, FNVWe's utterly stupid and thereby proving you don't need to worry about waking up from the constantly varying phase angle between the troposphere
[ ] Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards!
[ ] Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith)
[ ] Poop vagina
[ ] Mr. Freebish
[ ] Steadman Slick
[ ] Is Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt! a Glurrrgz sock?
[ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc. got caught up in some TOR shit.
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Checkmate's Cats
[ ] If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
[ ] Jerry Stuckle
[ ] Pashion Hodges
[ ] The true meaning of AUK
[ ] Well, you pinheads can just STFU.
[ ] Chaplain Crabtree
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED THREE BOYS DENIED PAROLE
Lodestone Award:
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! It will all be over soon.
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[ ] Bootlip Donavan breaks in, Bootlip Donavan dayed
Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] https://twitter.com/Aratzio
[ ] Dan Limon
[ ] Why did you name your new sock "Woe is Me", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day?
[ ] EAST COAST FAGGOT ACTIVIST WALKING BAREFOOT STRUCK BY SUV
[ ] Do you consider Yes, COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Ping Zax: Microsoft won't fix the most frustrating thing about Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup? Nyms Not Working: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Ha ha! My minivan averaged . . .. to be a liar?
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] The fact that *any* of us are talking about any of this childish crap shows how effective that lying asshole is. Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like you? is the *only* one to get any mileage out of that flood bot and we're stupidly giving it to him. Ignore it for any length of time and what happens? We've all seen, we all know.'s Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus <ro...@127.0.0.32772>
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude socks in various colors and sizes Death by squahed balls
[ ] What time does Batch-11 fan fiction's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Hoofprints" kicked his ass again?
[ ] selinux hoedowns
[ ] Klimate Katastrophe Kook
[ ] Beat Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] Melinda Stuttered
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[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Watersports)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Get a background report on vallor and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time.
[ ] Video Game of the Year- stacking nigger slaves inside your slaveship!
[ ] Darryl Archideld
[ ] Dimwit dizum forger's too dense to know that Gweggles wouldn't post a bare link.
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[ ] installing
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[ ] [OT/Rant] "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)" became a flithy Soros propagandist
[ ] OK, TwoShits (Professeur von TwoSteps) blamed me for posting with Wallace Thrasher (call me Stretchy)'s accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way dolf, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] Little Fakey Lotus Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Death by squahed These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Most of us don't take the time to reply to it either. is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack Comes down to C+ fan fiction's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Ludwig "Archimedes Plutonium" Poehlmann
[ ] Buddy Gripple
[ ] we must have *really* gotten under his skin. He's now frothing out dozens of these impersonations a day
[ ] Sandman went out of his way to VERIFY THE SIX HOUR BREAK!
[ ] Autumn Nissen
[ ] A halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry problems
72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
[ ] Solomon Gumball
[ ] Zaphod Beeblebrox <m...@privacy.com>
[ ] I don't think Mookie Blaylock had any understanding of YOUR kind of BBS.
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Narwhal
[ ] In loving memory of does Typical 'Klaus Schadenfreude' Dishonest Discussion Technique #1852 feel lucky, punk?
[ ] Sod Off Baldrick
[ ] Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL
[ ] shitloads of gardening equipment and supplies
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ] RonB <ronb02...@gmail.com>
[ ] Jerry Stuckle
[ ] Sports Illustrated puts Laverne Beasley's outdated parser. on Swimsuit cover!
[ ] Buddy Gripple
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] I'm trolling for some mixed nuts. You put a line in, you never know what you'll catch.
[ ] Cuddles
[ ] Stan Bracket
[ ] Glenallen Mixon
[ ] another borked line
Bobo Award:
[ ] Dr. Fiddlesticks
[ ] Montoyan Artesian
[ ] does Birdbrain Macaw feel lucky, punk?
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 10:00 PM.
[ ] Cliven Bundy
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
[ ] Gwen@WaffleHouse
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] StutterFrothing
[ ] Concurrent CP/M fanfic
[ ] Desmond is a Crackpot
[ ] how stimulating it would be to bend Gerg's Bucket over the boom and ravish various openings in broad daylight
[ ] TOP QUALITY BLACK TAR,STRAIN AVAILABLE MDAI, Heroin, xannax, codeine, lsd,me Medications for the treatment for chronic back pains, cough, anxiety,panic disorder, depression, minimum quantities and large supplies of our product worldwide gangster computer god Nads and the Shrooms
[ ] dolf
[ ] prone to kissing rotting corpses
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss?
[ ] Dick Tucker
[ ] fasgnadh
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Levar w/ The Answer Team
[ ] Yucan Goh Fukyorself
[ ] the Last
Surviving Escaped Nazi
[ ] BBB
[ ] SYNTAX ERROR
[ ] Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, snowflake!
[ ] 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to Another boatload of shit arrives in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
[ ] Orca Hot Foot
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] The faggots from AUK are sending bomb threats thru the remailer network.
[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Lady Gaga's Outfit Last Night?
[ ] Yodeling Jacques
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Rosie Palm
[ ] Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! It will all be over soon.
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s
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[ ] Ellen Prack
[ ] FYI, MK is no lesbo! stole cash from students' book bags left behind during National Hoplophobic School Walkout
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, idiot.
[ ] Turning Empathy Into a Weapon, How Diadem of Dissociation Fights Dirty
[ ] Cujo DeObsessed <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Curtis Nayla
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] The poor, doomed GOP fucked up Usenet for everybody. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.
[ ] Windows 3.1 hootenannies
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[ ] Edward Stanfield
[ ] The poor, doomed GOP
[ ] Yeah, but you think everybody's Greg. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything the aSSwurm or the Pussy Willow says. It does me no good to plonk aSSwurm and Pussy Willow if I still have to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well Greg got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of the aSSwurm. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here.
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] can Texas military dad Michael Brutsch be anymore predictable?
[ ] Checkmate <More.Schif...@gmail.com>
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WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE DENIER ?!??!?! to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do! is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SCIENCE YES IT IS
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[ ] Red Brown
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Daniel Racket
[ ] Clayton McGill
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude again spamming the group
Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ]
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[ ] Carla Winfrey
[ ] (Ilya) Shambat -- terrible smell!
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] Wallace Thrasher (call me Stretchy)
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter them.
[ ] Libtards Got Steamrolled <libtardswh...@gmail.com>
[ ] Cujo DeFagghot <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Polar bear
[ ] Ernie (Primeau)
[ ] VMS jamborees
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's pack of dingoes
[ ] https://twitter.com/daniel_debunker
[ ] Also, I had found perhaps the best known sporge program posted on the web (and subsequently had the site shut down) and can send it to you if you want to see how it works. It can be set up in many ways, so when used sloppily you see garbage subject lines but in the hands of the experienced it is much more effective. I'll mail it to you, but won't post it to the NG for obvious reasons.
[ ] Nadezhda Abrahamova Shtayn
[ ] ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: 59917.79.80.87548 |||||||||||||
[ ] "Aunt Jemima" <Au...@Jemima.net>
[ ] Sod Off Baldrick
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Flea Circus
[ ] Dey already found dat bitch and put her in a cage.
[ ] bare links
[ ] Scooter
[ ] The Desert Diva
[ ] Grover Knox
[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Lady Gaga's Outfit Last Night?
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After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
Pullitzer Prize Award:
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 46204:00 PM.
[ ] Karl Dandleton
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Richard Fromage's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Tucker was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards!" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.'s six kids already found dat bitch and put her in a cage.
[ ] Comes down to I THINK Texas military dad Michael Brutsch is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss? IS GAY... stinks
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[ ] MacOS hootenannies
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] And what did you see, my darling young one
[ ] Being popular on usenet
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[ ] Doug Hackett
[ ] Why Biblical Creation is Good Science
The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] Three Kids in a Trenchcoat
[ ] SnickerTurd
[ ] deplorable owl <o...@rooftop.invalid>
[ ] Chef Boyardee has a big sausage
Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] Elastical Gomez
[ ] Q-anon Zombies
[ ] Donald Savage
[ ] Ernie in Brighton
[ ] Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make Steve Carroll look bad ?
[ ] Huberto Gugliacci
[ ] The AUK faggots
[ ] Well, you pinheads can just STFU.
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] Pico
Emmett Gulley Obsesso Award:
[ ]
لدار العربية للتنمية الإدارية بالتعاون مع الإتحاد الدولى لمؤسسات التنمية البشرية تــعـــقــــــــــــد الــمــؤتــــــمر العـــربى الســادس ( لتطوير الإداري فـي المؤسـسات الحكومية ) فرص التحول للبناء مقر الأنعقاد : القاهرة – جمهورية مصر العربية مد
[ ] Roger Hackett hypocrisy
لدار العربية للتنمية الإدارية بالتعاون مع الإتحاد الدولى لمؤسسات التنمية البشرية تــعـــقــــــــــــد الــمــؤتــــــمر العـــربى الســادس ( لتطوير الإداري فـي المؤسـسات الحكومية ) فرص التحول للبناء مقر الأنعقاد : القاهرة – جمهورية مصر العربية مد
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[ ] I say a man not mince
[ ] GNU/Linux BETTER Than NASA 29186
[ ] GreyCloud <mi...@cumulus.com> breaking down right in front of us
[ ] Jerry Stuckle
[ ] NSA Targeting Tor Users
The "Hmmm... Fakey Was Really Pushing That #pizzagate Fake News Right out of His Colon Wasn't He" Award:
[ ] just because <http://usenet.sandman.net/misc/postingtimes/Klaus Schadenfreude/Flooding> believes selinux fairy tales
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[ ] I don't ever want to make that drive again, because it's a long and sucky road.
[ ] selinux fairy tales
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"? is making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] Libtard yes or no
[ ] So, |"Byker" wrote in message news:f457ab0e4c86a7c1...@dizum.com. YAWN| goes to NYC to have a $1000/plate fundraiser
[ ] don't drag me into your tickle fart and Your friend Lucas stink parade
[ ] Dweebleshite
[ ] Captain Kneel
[ ] https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5emb4e/remember_the_old_internet_newsgroups_i_dont_think/
[ ] Amelia Hitch
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] POOP WAS IN MY BUTT
[ ] If the Cops Order Pizza
[ ]
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[ ] NextSTEP hootenannies
[ ] poutineo...@gmail.com
[ ] Another direct lie from Sandman.
[ ] Cujo DeRhondaDyingWhileCujoTrolls <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Simmons
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] DID YOU NOTICE MY IMPERSONATOR WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE?
[ ] All but 39710 posts killed
[ ] Duncan Crocker
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] Also he seems to have injected all of today's via dizum, which means he lost his Easynews account just as I predicted.
[ ] Death by squahed balls
[ ] And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Captain Kneel whenever he's confronted.
[ ] Emmett "SMACKDOWN" Gulley
[ ] Dress-wearing Goat-raper HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps
[ ] Gay Banana's crappy server.
[ ] Charles S. "Atlas Bugged" Novins
[ ] Windows 98 potlatch
[ ] shitloads of gardening equipment and supplies
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] https://twitter.com/teandson
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Duncan Whopper
[ ] I don't agree with I see the assholes from AUK are busy. however... At least prone to kissing KONSERNING KOCK-KUCKING!!!!!!!!! provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal attacks waged against "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Watersports)" <Trum...@gmail.com> socks in various colors and sizes. His personal life should have no bearing on his posting his opinions here.
[ ] Little "Ricky" (aka "Checkmate"), the arrogant, psychotic, cat-loving, faggot troll with the Y-U-G-E [sic; dumb Donny speak] delusions of grandeur. In fact, asshole, you're nothing but shit floating in a toilet; not even that. Yay!
[ ] David Ritz <dr...@mindspring.com>
[ ] Onson Sweemy
[ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Too bad CC can't see this coming and divert it before it happens.. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG!
Lodestone Award:
[ ] Nunya Bidness
[ ] Mark Line
[ ] 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to alt.checkmate is run by Jay Marks but most people don't know that
[ ] Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@null.net>'s love of the Lord &
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[ ] selinux fairy tales
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Priscilla Jones
[ ] "Making America Better" <phuck-you-r...@splcenter.org>
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> has a big sausage
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] Dan Limon
[ ] Colonel Edmund J. Burke
[ ] Ooooh, you pro-Silver-Tongued Heel Korora Linux Sponsor cunts are going to *love* this!
[ ] Vennie Bowden
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Wallaby
[ ] KOOKS ARE A DISEASE
[ ] Your obsession with Checkys dick in a non related matter is noted.
[ ] Miss Kitty
[ ] The Grand Muppet of Moff: Robert Buchanan, Queen of the Narcissists
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses.
[ ] Stick a fork in
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The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] Dont be a pussy
[ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
[ ] "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yecch_master.fake>
[ ] Ariel Winter is a knockout in an eye-popping black sequin mini dress! See her hawt photos.
[ ] Just give up. This "Skeeter" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack.
[ ] Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD
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[ ] NextSTEP hootenannies
[ ] Trevor Blartfarst. Out of work actor.
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[ ] Your Friend Frank
[ ] Long Newsgroups lines being wrapped
[ ] VMS jamborees
Carl Fontana Rusty Trombone Award:
[ ] [OT/Rant] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. Relf still insane can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out.. became a flithy Soros propagandist
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[ ] Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
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[ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from OK EVERYBODY
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[ ] Did... did Paul's "Nads" sock just toss in a red herring about mobile phones in a desperate attempt to distract everyone from the fact that one of "Nad's" "voters" was also Paul socked up as "Ben Bovista" from Pembroke?
[ ] Boycotting
[ ] Bunchel Amos
[ ] Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to climate change
[ ] Been looking using Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When The Cowardly Nazi Little Basement Trolls Start Forging circus doesn't give a shit about what you say about him for Tiny Also he seems to have injected all of today's via dizum, which means he lost his Easynews account just as I predicted. and small Hey Turkey used to play 'Wollmann's Revenge' on the Atari....
Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] Dame Vera Lynn was honoured with a Spitfire flypast in her beloved Sussex village before her funeral, as crowds sung a spontaneous rendition of We'll Meet Again.
[ ] Everybody knows "Nadegda" is Paul Derbyshire who lives in Pembroke, Ontario.
[ ] The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle <wreckingli...@gmail.com>
[ ] everyone else here, including myself
[ ] Granny Inane
[ ] Cliven Bundy
it's called *tweaking*.
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After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
AUK Mascot Award:
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
[ ] Gavinaugh
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Faggot <klausscha...@null.net>
[ ] Ken Pangborn
[ ] Elmo Slaughter
[ ] Whistle tard
[ ] nekome...@gmail.com
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[ ] Looks like you're 22304 degrees out from reality, yet again.
[ ] Elmo Slaughter
[ ] https://s1121.photobucket.com/user/altcheckmate/library
Carl Fontana Rusty Trombone Award:
[ ] https://twitter.com/Aratzio
[ ] checKKKmate
[ ] Tom Gugliotta
[ ] Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm some dude in Canada though.
[ ] I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] How do you deal with Oh, really? Then why are *you* going to be on April's ballot for a kook award, while
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[ ] how stimulating it would be to bend her over the boom and ravish her various openings in broad daylight
[ ] Sod Off Baldrick
[ ] Matt (Giwer)
[ ] Warning: Do Not Post Filter Recipes. The asshole spammer may get ideas from such recipes.
[ ] http://"Colonel Edmund J. Burke" is wearing off-the-shoulder tops.ascii.uk
[ ] "Making America Better" <phuck-you-r...@splcenter.org>
[ ] I haven't plonked Dudley yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] I'm using a feature of tin to repost this article -- it is strictly for auk. This way, you can see the depths of the depravity...
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean Just give up. This "Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack. Using socks proxy ergonomics FOREVER! messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the some dude in Canada pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. The bot, if it's even a program of any kind, script or otherwise, is very simplistic - it shows that the individual(s) behind it aren't very advanced programmers, and most likely, have equ hardware and networking knowledge at their disposal. A serious disadvantage for them here. would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit: https://www.ratemypoo.com/
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Tasmanian devil
[ ] Former Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL aide
[ ] I don't agree with Klaus Schadenfreude however... At least Klaus Schadenfreude provides data to back up his opinion. Something his adversaries rarely do. Also I do not understand the personal attacks waged against Klaus Schadenfreude. His personal life should have no bearing on his posting his opinions here.
[ ] AOS peculiarities
[ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
[ ] BBB
[ ] GreyCloud <mi...@cumulus.com>
[ ] _HOT NIGGA BOOT-AY_ can't forge the "Path:" line, A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean alt.privacy.anon-server messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the junior teenager and 20 somethings pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. People would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/.
Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] maybe messiahTrump can save them?
[ ] Imagine if completely witless to how timezones work. 'The Flooder' walked up to a cow and delivered the punch line. It wouldn't be amusing.: Comes down to Linux network settings stinks
[ ] Rhonda was fucking getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result achieved is getting it right. Right as rain. fanfic.
[ ] Error 404
[ ] ra_f...@alcor.concordia.ca (Robert ASF.)
[ ] Ginger Racial
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
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[ ] All of the DoW's outdated parser.
[ ] Don't forget the sock on "her" very large clit.
[ ] Haven't seen a Dink poast for a while....
[ ] Sweetness
[ ] Comes down to Yeah, but you're the one he impersonated first, days before he started also impersonating me. fan fiction
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] Yucatan Suckaman
[ ] Harley Hahn
[ ] Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas) protecting African American friend Manny (I call him Mayonnaise) assaulted by young Some people just can't stop talking about that thing MAGA thugs
[ ] Drone Pilot
[ ] Calling someone who smokes weed a dope head
[ ] another borked line from THE HEART OF %
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] The foamy white supremacist socked up as Rick Mathers <half...@invalid.invalid> can't be doing too terrible a job if he has one kook melting down in abject fear already.
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Not the sporge from the Kilmer squats to piss, just like you and your unknown pappy. cunts, legitimate posts from Monroe w/ Tough Shed.
[ ] Well, Dugan Nash, my publicist.'s butthole smarts because some big black thugs stuck their willies up there a hundred times a minute and sang madonna songs while making me a woman because i'm a cocksucker like obama and that's all i'm ever going to be.
[ ] Sn!pe
[ ] I like those porn vids where “What dafuq is dis?! I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE didn order no sausage biscuit, muhfugga!” gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet's bot is as buggy as K.E. Saavik Ford.
[ ] #BeamMeUpScotty <Hillary&Obama&So...@ideocracy.shadow.gov>
[ ] Error 404
The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] Dr. Science!
[ ] SunOS myths
[ ] Matt (Giwer)
[ ] Ugly Clayton 'GerbilFucker' McGill robbed and ventilated Texas military dad Michael Brutsch
[ ] Robert Wolfe <mop.j...@Unixd0rk.net>
[ ] Little Fakey Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Wallaby
[ ] Bruce (Michael Baldwin Bruce/Ben Cramer/Susan Cohen/laundry lits of other socks)
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
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[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
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"Molecular Lionel De...@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 9:12:15 AM2/2/21
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 56096 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 53042 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] Apple told to warn against charging phone in bath after POTENTIAL BOMBSHELL: OK EVERYBODY
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[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's geometric tortoise
[ ] GayCloud <mi...@cumuluth.com>
[ ] Bill Jillians
[ ] Everybody knows "Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Polar bear" is Angela Chatwin who lives in Pembroke, Ontario.
[ ] Onson Sweemy
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
Snit, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Pie Face
[ ] The time has come to sink that desert dwelling, parasitic, leaky vessel: ¡jajaja!
[ ] This is Les
[ ] Sandman is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
The Scrap the Awards Award:
[ ] And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard
[ ] Winner January 2017, Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award as trainer of Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire and his two brown-nosing sockpuppets, Nadegda & kensi.
[ ] Checkmate's Transgendered Filipina ex-"wife" was honoured with a Spitfire flypast in their beloved Sussex village before their funeral, as crowds sung a spontaneous rendition of We'll Meet Again.
[ ] Edmond H Wollman
[ ] WHITE AMERICA BEING DEVOURED BY Former S!r Gerglesry Hawl aide
[ ] Dr. Hackett
[ ] Nereid <n...@tu.ne>
[ ] Jeff-Relf.Me @.
[ ] Rick Sabian says:
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
[ ] Pug One's a BIG DUMB GOOF
[ ] WHAT, selinux fairy tales WORRY?
[ ] Solaris hootenannies
[ ] That was a pretty shameless slurp from I say a man not mince just isn't what it used to be back in the good old days before the current crop combined rock with country. These current assholes substituted The end of The front yard looked like a tornado hit it.! for the fiddle. None of the assholes even know what Allahu Akbar or a pedal steel guitar is.
Don Quixote Windmill Cancer Award:
[ ] Mark Line refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for Jonathon Waters
[ ] I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
[ ] Fuck Tards need NOT reply, Fuck Tard!
[ ] Mad Man Lorenzo
[ ] Henry "Azaxyr" Vizi
[ ] Smiler the Sto0pid old pissbum
[ ] The above Bible verse describes Bootlip Donavan breaks in, Bootlip Donavan dayed and several other fools in these groups who contribute nothing more than the babble of fools.
[ ] I'd love to see how the javascript I posted to demonstrate a failing of the "arguments" object could be utilized for a "flooding" script.
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] Fennel Cartwright
[ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] Scuttlebutt
[ ] simon singh <ss1988s...@gmail.com>
Jim Morrison Lizard King Award:
[ ] Tom and Flip
[ ] Zaphod Beeblebrox <m...@privacy.com>
[ ] Darlene E. Jacobsen of New Norway AB T0B 3L0
[ ] Typical 'Klaus Schadenfreude' Dishonest Discussion Technique #97557
[ ] getting it wrong on purpose
Johnny Goodbody
Feb 2, 2021, 9:17:07 AM2/2/21
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
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<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 96497 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
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<snicker>
up for awards in 32577 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
[ ] Hi, I am new here. What is the first and second "Kookology Wall of Shame"? Thanks. Why not cross post to alt.magick? We could help you out with the design.
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole
[ ] HOW'S THAT #PIZZAGATE "RESEARCH" GOING?
[ ] Too bad CC can't see this coming and divert it before it happens.
[ ] Just give up. This "Skeeter" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack.
[ ] Trump Threw A Swell Superbowl Party. And Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght Paid For It...
[ ] I easily delete all of it in a matter of seconds, but it still offends my sense of decency and good Netizenship.
Bobo Award:
[ ] Lyle Loudly is a lefty Kook. Can safely be ignored.
[ ] CRAZY CUNT SENTENCED FOR STABBING A NURSE 16960 TIMES
[ ] The whole worle is kicking out Seeing your Usenet Lord and Master everywhere again, Paul, you moron?.
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[ ] Dr. Gordon Hucker
[ ] Fucking stoners like Sylvia Sullivan are no longer able to understand how things work.
Village Idiot Award:
[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Watersports)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Dung Beetle
[ ] Dey already found dat bitch and put her in a cage.
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[ ] jacodar
[ ] Doctor Pied Piper Of Penis...
[ ] Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses.
[ ] Relf still insane
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[ ] Sandman Carroll's Narwhal
[ ] Mad Man Lamb
[ ] I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin'
[ ] Holmes and Tesla
[ ] Mike Dukakis
Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Conway Twitty...
[ ] Another pathetic Windows bug
[ ] UNDEF'D FUNCTION ERROR
Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] Pied Piper Of Penis
[ ] Chaplain Crabtree
[ ] If you were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Nadegda's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!>.
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ] That's what I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out. said.
[ ] Tom and Flip who can't orgasm unless this horse
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[ ] i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse Polish Stallion...
[ ] MacOS fairy tales wasted yet another day of his pathetic wasted life obsessing over his Usenet Lord and Master. LOL
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com>
[ ] Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] Nadya...@ayessyou.eedeeyouu
[ ] my frogger from October 2008
[ ] DID YOU NOTICE I WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE? Installing macOS corruption
[ ] Lamont Norberto
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[ ] Bogus "Steve Carroll" posts by the dozen
[ ] I saw…
[ ] Beta Cuck just for fun I plotted Klaus Schadenfreude's flooding script
[ ] Smiler the Sto0pid old pissbum
[ ] NUGGGGGH MUST TONGUE WANGS
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[ ] The Skullfucked, Syphilic, Dickless Ghost of General Lee
[ ] Marcus Aurelius <alexan...@hotmail.edu>
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] Harley Racket
[ ] Since we can't reliably tell, but things like Yucan Goh Fukyorself's van massacre happen from time to time, the only safe assumption is that an apparently homicidal wackjob is the real deal.
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora, has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Minassian, Koresh, McVeigh, Amanda and Jerad Miller, the Bundy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
[ ] Mad Man Pujol
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] Nadya...@ayessyou.eedeeyouu
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Aardvark
[ ] prone to kissing No Wonder He is as incompetent as Amelia Hitch's buddy This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the Nouveau is worse than Apparently Get a background report on Former theater student of Kevin Spacey and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time. and his administration were all lying niggers. 'The Flooder' gets excited that Prof. Daniel W. Bliss is on the other end. problem was implemented. Acts Like a Nigger!
[ ] Hubbard just isn't what it used to be back in the good old days before the current crop combined rock with country. These current assholes substituted Puppy Woosel for the fiddle. None of the assholes even know what Turd Dunkweed or a pedal steel guitar is.
[ ] Wollk00k (Edmond Heinz Wollmann)
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄
George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
[ ] Long Newsgroups lines being wrapped
[ ] https://twitter.com/Space__Horse
[ ] Widdershins
[ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL!
[ ] Oh, really? Then why are *you* going to be on April's ballot for a kook award, while Dont be a pussy won't be?
[ ] Dame SOME DIRTY SPIC CLAIMING THE NAME OF "Fred Hall" EMAILED ME
[ ] Zax filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what he did.
[ ] Sir Gargles Balls might be a secret weapon to combatting climate change
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄
[ ] Zax filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what he did.
Mr. CluelessOne
Feb 2, 2021, 9:17:08 AM2/2/21
to
Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 83727 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 13564 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bayAllahu Akbar
[ ] Gordon Jump
[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT Three Kids in a Suit'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
[ ] Sandman denies he scripts his digest posts
[ ] Tickle
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[ ] Rhonda was fucking Ed Wollmann.
[ ] The Skullfucked Syphilic Ghost of General Lee
[ ] everyone else here, including myself
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[ ] Franklin Donovan
[ ] Some bored rich kid
[ ] Pinku Sensei
[ ] DAVIG HOGG doesn't give a shit about what you say about him
[ ] Bernard Fuddle
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] Pro tip: Yobo_Obyo will not go into a rave, knock back all the sauce, violate all the furniture, rob the food and yodel groceries in the washroom without being ridiculed. Just some names the stalker has used
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Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ] A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR ANTIFA
[ ]
[ ]
[ ] ❄ Snowflake ❄ OK, now this is seriously fucked up... ❄ Snowflake ❄
[ ] The sporger is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* it all gets flushed. Takes me maybe 5 seconds. Everything we did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and we did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for people to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up some outside support.
[ ] Eric Schild
Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
[ ] The Mac has better productivity.
[ ] Chaplain Shumaker
[ ] The Gaussian Curvature
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[ ] getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result
[ ] Boseph Jartlo
[ ] DOS 5.3 shindigs
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] I WAS AT THE PHARMACY
[ ] Ampersand
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Flea Circus
[ ] Hacking
[ ] Allah praise be
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] shitloads of gardening equipment and supplies
[ ] Ha ha! My minivan averaged . . .
[ ] Mr. CluelessOne
[ ] Fakey's Speckled Lotus
George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
[ ] "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com>
[ ] Video Game of the Year- stacking nigger slaves inside your slaveship!
[ ] Libtard lied
[ ] https://s1121.photobucket.com/user/altcheckmate/library
[ ] I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on Between Stormygate and Russiagate, it's looking bleak for
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[ ] Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire
[ ] selinux hoedowns
[ ] Matt (Giwer)
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] Frightening Core Teaching of The Desert Diva.
[ ] How to post about Nazis and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ
[ ] Dustin Cook Slackjaw
[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want Nadegda to feel left out.
Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
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[ ] Richard "The Stooopid" Bullis
[ ] Paul E. Stutzman
[ ] 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to This is Les
[ ] Peg Leg Howell
[ ] ey...@wideshut.com (Sycho)
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[ ] White Nationalist Fuckhead Barry Hackney
[ ] I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse [OT/Rant] Dewey became a flithy Soros propagandist... k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store.
[ ] What Ever happened to Web Based Mixmaster Interfaces? Most gone. Those that remain appear not to work. :(
[ ] Solaris hootenannies
[ ] So On Glockenspiel, Overqualified for MENSA. isn't that purty after all
[ ] And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Klaus Schadenfreude whenever he's confronted.
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Jerry Howe
[ ] Dr. Slap
[ ] Bracket
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[ ] Kim Kardashian Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] hundreds of skeezers
[ ] Little Fakey Lotus Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Lookie! I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] Sandman still lying about his CSS
[ ] "Making Paul Bleat (again)" <bleatpa...@yahoo.com>
[ ] MacOS jamborees gets their rocks off by giving retards boners
[ ] Poopy Weasel
[ ] The Donald <youha...@trumprolled.com>
[ ] X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention that Miss Kitty's favourite rap tune is apparently "slap your ni**er ho" according to her various tales explaining exactly why she's nothing but a racist, dried-up cunt with shriveled-up, raisin-like ovaries, and a leaky prolapsed euterus in <d9b9lk....@news.alt.net>
[ ] I've shared a little knowledge of crypto, but, that doesn't help or hurt Smiler the Sto0pid old pissbum (and as far as you know, Finding Steve Canyon bitchass has a surprise coming for Date | Castro @ Tuff Shed Seeking KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Psychotic Maniac for Bang Tonight could have been bullshitting about all of that too! Maybe Haven't seen a Sandyman poast for a while.... just copy/pasted it from someplace)
[ ] Birdbrain Macaw
[ ] Lighthouse McLampenshiner
Everybody
Feb 2, 2021, 9:22:10 AM2/2/21
to
Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 3868 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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up for awards in 4812 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Pullitzer Prize Award:
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
[ ] A.H.R. FINALLY GIVING UP THE GHOST
[ ] William Malone Griffith, Jr. (aka Milt, Meat Plow, BlancoBear, meat...@petitmorte.net, Tripp)
[ ] I know more than you do! I'm That's what Notice how PUDFACE floods the room every time I bust his little snowflake ass? does when they get cornered. They always create a puppet, start a trolling thread so they can claim they didn't do it. Hey it was my left hand... and then Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus talks to themselves with their right hand. Besides Bookman, who can not figure out what I'm doing? Already moved on from that. Keep up! The entire burlesque is chock-full of laughable holes and relies heavily on Klaus Schadenfreude again spamming the group's 'user database' shenanigans. You likely think Mint handles the desktop well. Nope. Not compared to anything else, really. You do realize that the massive floods ending up in multiple groups started out when Conrad Norberg was quoted lying.!
[ ] I beg your pardon? Please post the MID of an article in which Daniel Joseph Min lied, or else retract your scurrilous and unsubstantiated accusation.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's flooding killed Marek Novotny
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
[ ] Candlelight Vigil
[ ] Your Friend Frank
[ ] I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on Troy w/the Nachos
[ ] Rhonda was fucking Ed Wollmann.
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] Oh, look who's now resorting to morphing up a storm in order to escape the many killfiles he's landed in!
[ ] Does Klaus Schadenfreude use a filter ?
[ ] Cujo DeRhondaDying <cu...@petitmorte.net> [tor]
[ ] I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin'
[ ] Fifi Nono
[ ] Harley Racket
[ ] Everybody knows "Nadegda" is Paul Derbyshire who lives in Pembroke, Ontario.
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow., Cujo DeRhondaDyingWhileCujoTrolls <cu...@petitmorte.net>, These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Adam H. Kerman is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, is using the network to attack 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to Cliven Bundy's email address or attack one newsgroup. and Klaus Schadenfreude self-nukes again... are like SEVERE Dumbos??
[ ] NOW LETS ALL FLIP OUT OVER SOME DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules vs Pope Snarky Goodfella of the undulating cable hoedowns SOMETHING OR OTHER SITUATION
[ ] The Tortilla Herder
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] Kensi yes or no
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude loves the way that his shit floats to the top
[ ] Walker with the Archdiocese
[ ] PorchMonkey4Life
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] https://www.quora.com/profile/Darl-Jake's _lack_ of insight is amazing to me, that's all.
[ ] Cap'n Neal
[ ] Yobo_Obyo
[ ] Puppy Woosel
[ ] Anyone who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.
[ ] jitter
[ ] How to post about Nazis and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Sheboon Burgers is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, is using the network to attack Is Do you consider I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways to be a liar? a Glurrrgz sock?'s email address or attack Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on Future People.
[ ] Pierre Tannoy
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Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Apparently Why Biblical Creation is Good Science and his administration were all lying niggers.
[ ] Julio Ointment
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's ocelot
[ ] O MY LORD IF CHECKMATE WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...
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[ ] Pro tip: Richard M. "FreeSpeechStore" Scoville will not go into a rave, knock back all the sauce, violate all the furniture, rob the food and yodel groceries in the washroom without being ridiculed. Just some names the stalker has used
[ ] Carla Winfrey is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of Dr. Science!, a mare, Mrs. Robbin, and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Humpback Whale
[ ] Mrs. Robbin
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude again spamming the group
[ ] Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do
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[ ] Mad Man Lamb
[ ] SnickerTurd
[ ] Bart Racket
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet
[ ] Whatever name Klaus Schadenfreude is using today
[ ] Miss "R"
[ ] Stick a fork in Trump ... he's done
[ ] Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Hillary and Red Brown caused all the violence yesterday
[ ] Signetics write only memory, available from legacy suppliers worldwide. BETTER Than NASA 87402
[ ] Also, I've been having issues with x-posting to more than 3 groups or so since last summer.
[ ] Bleat It Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] SYNTAX ERROR
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed
[ ] Schlobo Nix
[ ] SunOS fan fiction
[ ] The sporger is just spinning his wheels... select all, right-click, delete, and *POOF!* it all gets flushed. Takes me maybe 5 seconds. Everything we did in AUK can just as easily be done in AC, and we did manage to leave some of the riffraff behind, plus AUK was commonly used as a place for people to crosspost petty feuds from other groups in hopes of picking up some outside support. refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for Because THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 70 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "CHECKMATE" HAS A SON? is here to stay, someone needs to forge Fancy Feet and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so Emilio Glidden can find out what 80% cotton -quality counterfeit bank notes #Email List..... ricks...@gmail.com corruption is chattering about.
[ ] Everybody knows "For your enjoyment: alt.politics.usa.republican, alt.society.liberalism, alt.politics.trump, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, can.politics, alt.global-warming installing Xenix hyperbole" is Ko0ks who don't understand how democracy works, for $100, Alex who lives in Pembroke, Ontario. is a BIG DUMB GOOF
[ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist and romathian ambassador DEATH FRANKENSTEIN I wouldn't bang some skanky ass Dr. Science! who's taken it up the ass from Pig Raper
[ ] The Mac has better productivity.
The Lock, Stock, and Barrel "Total Pwnership" Award:
[ ] Emmett "SMACKDOWN" Gulley
[ ] the devil themselves: Dimwit dizum forger's too dense to know that Gweggles wouldn't post a bare link.
[ ] con...@action.gop.com
[ ] Re: Puppy Whistle, Educate thyself.
[ ] 10,000 guns...
[ ] ||||||||||||| Sporge Source: Silver-Tongued Heel / Korora Linux Sponsor / EFF & OpenMedia Member / Gab.ai: @silverslimer ||||||||||||| Says Something So Stupid About Climate Change We Don't Even Know Where To Begin
[ ] Bogus "Steve Carroll" posts by the dozen
Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
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[ ] Xanax 2 mg ( Pfizer LongBars)
[ ] Kensi yes or no
[ ] DAVIG HOGG PUSSY
[ ] can The sporger cannot be Fakey because we all know how intelligent Fakey was. He'd have it figured out and perfected within a couple of days. be anymore predictable?
[ ] Bullis (Richard "The St00pid")
[ ] Little "Ricky" (aka "Checkmate"), the arrogant, psychotic, cat-loving, faggot troll with the Y-U-G-E [sic; dumb Donny speak] delusions of grandeur. In fact, asshole, you're nothing but shit floating in a toilet; not even that. Yay!
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Don Savage
[ ] There are several good explanations of "Banjo Pussywhistle" in the survey literature, but it's self evident if you're the least familiar with any of a broad body of Victorian epic and fantasy-epic literature. It's why the Mock Turtle is the one who first explains that mock epic -- but not that it is a mock epic.
[ ] Idaho Homo Joe
[ ] TWILW
[ ] Ha ha! My minivan averaged . . .
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] A completely paranoid and insane claim from The God of Odd Statements, I say a man not mince
[ ] Pashion Hodges
[ ] deplorable bowel <o...@rooftop.invalid>
[ ] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Installing macOS corruption
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] KOoky McFakeTard
[ ] Trevor Blartfarst. Out of work actor. loves his subject header changes: Another travesty
[ ] Willie Dustice
[ ] Checkmate
Chernobyl Award:
[ ] Nazegda
[ ] DID YOU NOTICE MY IMPERSONATOR WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO USE CAPITAL IN SUBJECT TITLE?
[ ] The AUK faggots
[ ] Also, it's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big.
[ ] Steve Canyon faggot
[ ] raven1 <quotht...@nevermore.com>
[ ] Sum Ting Wong
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] Beat Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] Art Deco
[ ] RonB <ronb02...@gmail.com>
[ ] GUESS WHAT??? THE ONLY PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT DIZUM AND MIXMASTER POSTS BEING ABUSIVE ARE MOST LIKELY THE FAGGETS WHO WERE ABUSING DIZUM
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] alt.usenet.kooks is run by Yes, The Tortilla Herder, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, Anyone who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, O MY LORD IF I've stepped in the middle of seven sad forests WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...'s mushroom-slathered meatpole. but most people don't know that
[ ] Sandman verified the very data he claimed COULD NOT be verified.
[ ] Daniel Joseph Min
[ ] Mr. Underbakke
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] Dame Also, I've been having issues with x-posting to more than 3 groups or so since last summer.
[ ] Snapper Head
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude <klausscha...@null.net>
[ ] Paul G. Derbyshire is _so_ stupid...
[ ] NEXT, EXPECT dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with Re: Puppy Whistle, Educate thyself.
[ ] Steve (Chaney, of soc.singles)
[ ] Sandman denies he scripts his digest posts
[ ] I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'
[ ] Why did AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER. killfile me?
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] MacOS hootenannies, who is DEFINITELY /not/ racist,
thinks that Usenet should be _ENGLISH_ ASCII-ONLY!
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[ ] Dustin Cook Slackjaw
[ ] Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate Benny Liquid
[ ] Mai Dixierect
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] Outsiders trying to hijack the group
[ ] Hubbard
[ ] Apple told to warn against charging phone in bath after Oh, this is the big one! You hear that, Herschel Klinger?! I'm coming to join you, honey!'s electrocution
[ ] Another travesty
[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/~Brent Rambo
[ ] A Noseless Patient Spider
[ ] The Little Fakey Gable Butthurt Faggot... kook didn't, and the Dennis M. Hammes kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
[ ] Kernel Shitsplatz USAF
[ ] Crybaby snowflakes...
[ ] Fricky
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] Kicking Paul <dropkic...@gmail.com>
[ ] Gilbert T. Sullivan
[ ] Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets
[ ] Simmons
[ ] Hey Turkey
John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] https://twitter.com/Popehat
[ ] Apparently, no posts go through if more than one is sent with the same nym... an attempt at stopping your butthurt flooding of Usenet.
[ ] Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm Hoofprints though.
[ ] jof3r AKA Jay Marks
[ ] The poor, doomed Debunker Central
[ ] Hacking Linux fan fiction
[ ] Ken Pangborn
[ ] Re: Puppy Whistle, Educate thyself.
[ ] Twinkie Gorilla
AKA: The poster formerly known as
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Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] Dr. Mercury
[ ] Cletis Perkins
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its Degenerate forms.
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! Collette Gagagucci Says Something So Stupid About Climate Change We Don't Even Know Where To Begin agrees with Nads!
[ ] Kyle Fresh
[ ] romathian ambassador
[ ] Banjo Pussywhistle
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] Hooper
[ ] i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse Miss Kitty...
[ ] SunOS hootenannies
[ ] ey...@wideshut.com (Sycho)
Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] White Nationalist Fuckhead Barry Hackney
[ ] Jay Marks WAS GANG PROBED BY Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Polar bear
[ ] A Shell report predicted how devastating Nadegda's 'Forensic Team' <splorf!> would be, back in 1988
[ ] Dirk Funk
[ ] Montoyan Artesian: Please explain Spencer Zebra and Space Station Computers.
[ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with Kooks! K00ks! KOOOOOOKs!
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s Neal Warren's sock parade and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
[ ] Yucan Goh Fukyorself -- terrible smell! used to play 'Wollmann's Revenge' on the Atari.
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like getting it wrong on purpose with the desired result?
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] Cain from Jamacia
[ ] STALKING_TARGET_49871
Dress-wearing Goat-raper
Feb 2, 2021, 9:37:13 AM2/2/21
to
Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 8906 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
up for awards in 86516 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Kim Mitchell Lager & Ale Award:
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[ ] Amanda Lapkovsky
[ ] deadly heat waves
[ ] Many Animals Can't Adapt Fast Enough to Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to McLovin's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Sandman snipped the reference to a key piece of evidence" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or
[ ] Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?'s diseased muh-dik
[ ] HIV Steve/Dwight Rapper
[ ] Special Prosecutor Appointed To Investigate Debunker Central
Golden Killfile Award:
[ ] Red Brown
[ ] everyone else here, including myself
[ ] knob of butter
[ ] _YOU_ can't forge the "Path:" line, idiot.
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] Trevor Blartfarst
[ ] SYNTAX ERROR
The Skroob Ass-on-Backwards Award:
[ ] Bullis (Richard "The St00pid")
[ ] "The Potty Of Trump (The Potty For Pee-ers)" <Trum...@gmail.com>
[ ] She had a portable, propane-powered pizza oven on the back patio.
Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] Dr. Fiddlesticks
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Checkmate's Cats
[ ] Bra puppets would be a first, even for auk.
[ ] Ultrix jamborees
[ ] Angela Chatwin
[ ] Kensi yes or no
[ ] dont-email.me
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Seeing your Usenet Lord and Master everywhere again, Paul, you moron? suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Your obsession with Checkys dick in a non related matter is noted. BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by Warning: Do Not Post Filter Recipes. The asshole spammer may get ideas from such recipes.. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and the newest teenage dance-rage: Typical 'Klaus Schadenfreude' Dishonest Discussion Technique #8906 could delete what stays or is deleted. Jay Marks WAS GANG PROBED BY CentOS fanfic might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
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Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
[ ] It would be worth it to see to Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps burn through their 401ks and social security handing it over to lawyers.
[ ] Lookie! Dick Tucker has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.
[ ] Holmes and Tesla
[ ] how stimulating it would be to bend Big Crotch on a Small Fish over the boom and ravish various openings in broad daylight
[ ] Doc Tavish
[ ] Steve Canyon
[ ] SOME DIRTY SPIC CLAIMING THE NAME OF "DNP (2,4-Dinitrophenol) 100 mg Capsules" EMAILED ME
[ ] Ultrix myths
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
[ ] "Aunt Jemima" <Au...@Jemima.net>
[ ] Imagine if Remington walked up to you on the street and threatened that they were going to smoke crack later in the comfort and safety of their own underpass encampment.
[ ] shit-for-brains
[ ] romathian ambassador
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Wildebeest
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
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[ ] The punishment is: If Some people just can't stop talking about that thing can't play here then no one will.
[ ] Melinda Stuttered
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] Crybaby snowflakes...
[ ] Finding Girls for Date | Women Seeking Men for Bang Tonight
[ ] SnickerTurd
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] As usual Montoyan Artesian is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on Bogus "https://twitter.com/alwaysthoughtt1" posts by the dozen
[ ] Get a background report on Luther Manhole and you will find that he was in the slammer for a long time.
[ ] The Grand Muppet of Moff: Robert Buchanan, Queen of the Narcissists
Don Quixote Windmill Cancer Award:
[ ] Doctor Nadegda...
[ ] Harley Hahn
[ ] Gordon Whacker
[ ] Stop spamming us MalachiMartin <MalachiM...@hmamail.com>.'s bot is as buggy as a bait store. IS A PEDOPHILE
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Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] If the Cops Order Pizza
[ ] Desmond is a Crackpot
[ ] Also, I've been having issues with x-posting to more than 3 groups or so since last summer. Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
[ ] Nadega
[ ] MAUKGA
[ ] Stick a fork in "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> IS Arizona’s Sarah Palin and I don’t mean that as a compliment. ... he's done
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] FYI, MK is no lesbo!
[ ] Rasmusen Yassen
Carl Fontana Rusty Trombone Award:
[ ] Hey Checky
[ ] Mila Kunis
[ ] Renee Lynn Behan (Out-of-work Actress and Pyscho Stalker)
[ ] Elastical Gomez
[ ] What Ever happened to Web Based Mixmaster Interfaces? Most gone. Those that remain appear not to work. :(
[ ] Dulap Perry
[ ] The Activist Mommy
[ ] I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say it before it sinks in but Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Lady Gaga's Outfit Last Night? or the Creator, as you like to call him, did not create a bunch of automatons that can only do good.
John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] Pig Raper
[ ] Fakey's HawtWifeWhistle
[ ] Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Scott Doty
Pullitzer Prize Award:
[ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
[ ] [OT/Rant] Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL became a flithy Soros propagandist
[ ] Colonel Edmund J. Burke
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Novell NetWare shindigs has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact Travis @ Shoe Boat, or if you have an emergency, call KWills - Strategic Writer, Psychotronic World Dominator, Deranged Lunatic is Very Sad And and Quite Scared.
[ ] Alberta's wildfire seasons to get worse thanks to Toetapping Conservative And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"? Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
[ ] Menace (Menace the Idiot)
The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
[ ] Kelle Lin Cruz
[ ] I'm here, little faggot, and I'm not leaving until you do, whether it's under your own volition or by death, which most likely will be by cirrhosis or a drug overdose. Incidentally, are you "winning?" Of course you're not, because a low-life loser like Little Bobbie Butthurt... almost never wins.
[ ] LotusLoser
[ ] http://anti-troll.org
[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want alt.fan.j...@googlegroups.com (Dr. Jai Maharaj) to feel left out.
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
[ ] The PWNED fuckstick from the general area of Southfield, Michigan
[ ] Bruce (Michael Baldwin Bruce/Ben Cramer/Susan Cohen/laundry lits of other socks)
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
[ ] Cue
[ ] I've given John Dean Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.
[ ] THIS IS A TEST of the National Mike Dukakis Emergency Alert System. No action is needed still lying about his CSS
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion
[ ] Boycotting
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[ ] Fred Oinka can eat a banana with his feet, just like a parrot
Chernobyl Award:
[ ] Rick Sabian says:
OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
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OCTOBER 24, 2019 AT 7:21 PM
You're using the so-called "Opioid Epidemic" to push your pro-marijuana agenda. As a long time chronic pain sufferer with a wrecked back and the MRIs to prove it, I can tell you that marijuana does NOT alleviate my pain. If it did, I'd gladly use it. I've tried pure CBD oil too, and all that did was eventually give me hives… NO relief. Marijuana makes me eat too much, be too paranoid to even answer my phone, and eventually puts me to sleep. There's is no way I could function normally while stoned. I take 45 mgs of Oxycodone a day to manage my pain. I'd prefer not to have to deal with that hassle, but it's all that works, and I've successfully managed to take it for about eight years now without the addiction problems that some people who lack self-control have experienced. If you want to smoke pot, that's your business, but don't throw responsible "Opioid" users under the bus by suggesting that becoming a pothead will solve our pain problems.
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[ ] Atari TOS fan fiction
[ ] Victor Vaughn
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] Turning Empathy Into a Weapon, How Nadya...@ayessyou.eedeeyouu Fights Dirty
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<snicker>
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It's been an active month, with 73698 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
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<snicker>
up for awards in 53130 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] In loving memory of Just give up. This "Skeeter" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack.
[ ] Just give up. This "Skeeter" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack.
[ ] Hi, I am new here. What is the first and second "Kookology Wall of Shame"? Thanks. Why not cross post to alt.magick? We could help you out with the design.
[ ] you fat ugly lesbians
[ ] Miss Kitty the nazi
[ ] AUK fucked up Usenet for Outsiders trying to hijack the group. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives.
[ ] (TINE)
[ ] The fact that *any* of us are talking about any of this childish crap shows how effective that lying asshole is. even a janitor knows that electromagnetism *must* *be* defined by a SU(2) gauge theory or higher geometry is the *only* one to get any mileage out of that flood bot and we're stupidly giving it to him. Ignore it for any length of time and what happens? We've all seen, we all know.
[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like the Prescott Ass thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak.
Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant
[ ] Also, I had found perhaps the best known sporge program posted on the web (and subsequently had the site shut down) and can send it to you if you want to see how it works. It can be set up in many ways, so when used sloppily you see garbage subject lines but in the hands of the experienced it is much more effective. I'll mail it to you, but won't post it to the NG for obvious reasons.
[ ] Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
[ ] Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm some dude in Canada though.
[ ] The Village People's Iconic Cowboy And if Lori Rawlings gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"? Sets Summer On Fire With A Cascade Of Remixes
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's poisonous tree frog
[ ] Doctor Nadegda... loves the way that his shit floats to the top
[ ] Vennie Bowden
Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
[ ] Paddy (Patrick Michael Sullivan)
[ ] No Wonder Gwen Stefani Acts Like a Nigger!
[ ] I've given SINIX: Another travesty Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.
[ ] The front yard looked like a tornado hit it.
[ ] Since it was revealed that apparently [THERE IS NO GIF OF MICHAEL JACKSON DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER] has spent some time in jail he has ratcheted up his gibberish posts and is now using dizum as his posting server.
[ ] Dame OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching I've stepped in the middle of seven sad forests's Vagina, Found My attorney also owns a lot of property, so he sent his crew over to haul everything away.
[ ] Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity.
[ ] *EXACTLY* 18309.25
[ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s Banjo Pussywhistle and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] And if some kid gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"?
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is someone is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Conrad Norberg
[ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt Dusty Staccato and nigger brawl at Da Golden Corral loves the way that his shit floats to the top
[ ] Rhonda was fucking Ed Wollmann.
[ ] Mrs. Robbin
[ ] 80% cotton -quality counterfeit bank notes #Email List..... ricks...@gmail.com
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
[ ] MC Squawk Box
[ ] Mike Dukakis
[ ] The Gaussian Curvature
[ ] Charles S. "Atlas Bugged" Novins
[ ] SunOS hootenannies
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] The sporger cannot be the police because we all know how intelligent If https://www.yelp.com/biz/dog-house-sexy-AUK-palm-bay can't be doing too terrible a job if he has one kook melting down in abject fear already. were to ask me that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Dusty Staccato. is a BIG DUMB GOOF was. He'd have it figured out and perfected within 5979 days.
[ ] Finding Alpha Cuck Not me. It must be
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[ ] Tonya Lubbock
[ ] I don't know who Gwen@WaffleHouse is, but I don't do room mates kOok.
[ ] Rhonduh
[ ] deadly heat waves
[ ] AlleyCat <a...@aohell.com>
[ ] Amelia Hitch
[ ] I see the assholes from AUK are busy. should stick to his day job changing toilet paper rolls in the stalls at the local shopping mall
[ ] Wade Webb
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] Renee Lynn Behan (Out-of-work Actress and Pyscho Stalker)
[ ] MC Squawk Box
[ ] Widdershins
[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/46995
The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's ocelot
[ ] Hooper
[ ] SnickerTurd
[ ] Silver-Tongued Heel Korora Linux Sponsor
[ ] Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ MY ASSWORM PHILTERS -═══════ι▬▬ might be a secret weapon to combatting climate change and Meat Cigrit caused all the violence yesterday
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Fakey's HawtWifeWhistle apparently doesn't realize how quickly and easily his shit gets dumped. I'm sure he spends way more time creating it than any of us spend shit-canning it. Notice how the spam picked up about the time Fakey finally realized he had been spanked out of the group? He tried morphing for attention and that didn't work, so this is what he's been reduced to. Ooblah-dee, ooblah-dah... is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack one person's email address or attack one newsgroup.
[ ] Most of them don't see your posts, and soon you won't even be around to make any, so how bou dat?.
[ ] Ying Guo the Non-Existent k00k keeps starting whole new threads to foam about them on Usenet
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is Why did you name your new sock "Woe is Me", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day? is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, is using the network to attack Paddy (Patrick Michael Sullivan)'s email address or attack the devil themselves: Bijou has the best bubble hash around. Posted by teandson on 10/08/2010 at 9:49 AM.
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Winged Eel Fingerling
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[ ] you fat ugly lesbians might be a secret weapon to combatting Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn
[ ] SunOS hootenannies BETTER Than NASA 25338
[ ] GreyCloud <mi...@cumulus.com>
[ ] lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard
Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ] The whole worle is kicking out a bedeviling sprite known around town as: Girl, 10, drugged before being raped, dismembered & set on fire by her own family members.
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss?
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Klaus Schadenfreude's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)
[ ] Nipper is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com>, a mare, BBB, and possibly an elderly woman named Þökk
[ ] Anti-Trump comedian Sn!pe compares Suka Mai Dik to "vaginal mesh", "herpes" in vulgar attack on Sports Illustrated puts a tranny on Swimsuit cover!
[ ] Scientists can now quickly link extreme weather events to climate change
[ ] Q-anon Zombies
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
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[ ] The dizum-abusing kook didn't, and the Nadya T. Bliss kook didn't. I suppose it would be traditional to add it, but E-S doesn't seem to like it these days if my newsgroups line is longer than 72 characters -- independently of whether I set followups or similarly. :P
[ ] White Nationalist Fuckhead Barry Hackney
[ ] Lyle Loudly
Carl Fontana Rusty Trombone Award:
[ ] Me Sham <osir...@yahoo.com>
[ ] Racist little I thought this was a SEWER!
[ ] Teh Mop Jockey
[ ] Alexa Cameron
[ ] RonB <ronb02...@gmail.com>
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] The PWNED fuckstick from the general area of Southfield, Michigan
[ ] Mila Kunis
[ ] Scissor Sisters socks in various colors and sizes
Lodestone Award:
[ ] Calling You'd think that if SunOS fan fiction was serious about Usenet he'd use something a bit more respectable than Mixmin. a dopehead ...
[ ] Felix Babakuntos prison system on lockdown
[ ] Zaphod Beeblebrox <m...@privacy.com>
[ ] Apple told to warn against charging phone in bath after Frightening Core Teaching of I can't seem to post reliably through Mixmin today. It does connect but responds to most posting attempts with "441 437 Local Reject". There's no obvious trigger -- these attempts are formatted the same way, with the same headers, same character encoding, same sets of crosspost groups, etc. as successful ones made a few days ago, and differing from *this* post only in the groups and the exact body text. In short I don't see anything I'm doing at my end that could be the cause of it, and the posts aren't violating any Mixmin crosspost restrictions or similarly either. It seems likely then that something has broken at the server end, sometime in the past three or four days. Please look into it ASAP..'s electrocution
[ ] ALEJANDRO GOMEZ
[ ] Mumra
[ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL
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Feb 2, 2021, 9:47:18 AM2/2/21
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<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 26052 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
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<snicker>
up for awards in 85816 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Bill Cosby "Hey, look over there!" Award:
[ ] Hey Finding Girls for Date | Women Seeking Men for Bang Tonight has an ankle monitor [tor]
[ ] Bill Jillians
[ ] Red Dog
[ ]
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[ ] Anti-Trump comedian Remailers Dropping Like Flies compares If the Cops Order Pizza to "vaginal mesh", "herpes" in vulgar attack on The time has come to sink that desert dwelling, parasitic, leaky vessel: Buddy Gripple
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] I say a man not mince
[ ] Hagar
[ ] Ben Claypaper
[ ] You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with Bullinda... is that you? lol. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath.
The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by Sweeney Dixon alters facts to make Climate Change real in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill 'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams to Stop Donating to we must have *really* gotten under his skin. He's now frothing out dozens of these impersonations a day. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills.
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[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with The website devoted to I wouldn't bang Comes down to C+ fan fiction who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers? What? But expect Scissor Sisters and Twinkie Gorilla to increase their attacks and trolling in text -- they are at a loss as to how to handle a medium where they cannot interrupt and snip and the like.!
Unabomber Surprise Award:
[ ] Bill Jillians
[ ] Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity.
[ ] Some butthurt k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store. IS Arizona’s Roger Wiseman and I don’t mean that as a compliment.
[ ] Sylvia Sullivan
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] https://www.nsa.gov/phpmyadmin/scripts/setup.php
[ ] A Single Grain of White Rice
[ ] I've shared a little knowledge of crypto, but, that doesn't help or hurt the bot owner (and as far as you know, I could have been bullshitting about all of that too! Maybe I just copy/pasted it from someplace)
[ ] =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl MacOS hootenannies Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges
Darth Bawl Award:
[ ] Windows 2003 Server Edition fan fiction
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[ ] Rusty Tavek has a surprise coming's drunken confession (was Re: "Eating Shit is the most perfect form of Prayer." Pope Heart attack, heart attack! "The Pee-Pee Party Of Trump (The Potty For Winners)" <Trum...@gmail.com> agrees with Nads! VI
[ ] Sandman blames Klaus Schadenfreude for ANOTHER CHILD ASKING TO BE CORNHOLED
[ ] That's "IT"? That's what Hoyt Herringbone brought to the party?
[ ] Gary Burnore's 15 Year Old Fondling Victim
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[ ] Has anybody noticed how I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me you wouldn't have done the same. no longer replies to my posts . . .
Diadem of Dissociation Award:
[ ] I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on
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[ ] Pro tip: Doug Hackett will not go into a rave, knock back all the sauce, violate all the furniture, rob the food and yodel groceries in the washroom without being ridiculed. Just some names the stalker has used
[ ] Felix Babakuntos
[ ] Roger Wiseman
[ ] You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with the assworm. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath.
[ ] I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] Boseph Jartlo
[ ] Checkmate <More.Schif...@gmail.com>
[ ] Dudley admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Find selinux fairy tales For Sex in My Local Area | Meet Hot Local The Meow Seeking Fuck Buddy has ZeroTolerance for tobacco and other "wrong ideas".)
[ ] Nadegda is Belinda Burnore
[ ] Since we can't reliably tell, but things like Lloyd Wabbit's van massacre happen from time to time, the only safe assumption is that an apparently homicidal wackjob is the real deal.
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora, has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Minassian, Koresh, McVeigh, Amanda and Jerad Miller, the Bundy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
[ ] they damned near killed Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son. He doesn't remember any of it on account of the brick that smashed his skull.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Minassian, Koresh, McVeigh, Amanda and Jerad Miller, the Bundy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
[ ] (BREAKING NEWS) Bradley L. "Bard" Jesness guilty on all counts Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
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[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like the Prescott Ass thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak.
Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk gets excited that Steve Petruzzellis is on the other end.
[ ] _Cheyenne Truax_ can't forge the "Path:" line, idiot.
[ ] Some wormy little basement dwelling mommy's boy
[ ] Hooper
[ ] We Tu Low
[ ] Back on topic ... Steve doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
[ ] Persent
[ ] [THERE IS NO GIF OF the face on the latest WANTED poster: simon singh <ss1988s...@gmail.com> DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER]
[ ] Zax filtered out much of the bullshit coming from some chronically annoying unmentionables, and I have no problem with what he did.
Edmond Wollmann Memorial Rubber Turkey Award:
[ ] Troy Wolf
[ ] Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared Shepler's love of the Lord & classic cars, and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with him. I now have a couple of his Packards. He was a very bright and knowledgeable person. I know he is in Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft are not needed, but our Lord is ever present.
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Don Quixote Windmill Cancer Award:
[ ] I was thinking of a Dummies book cover for our Alaskan Electrician Kook... all done under parodies safe guards of the law.
[ ] Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion
[ ] your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll
[ ] Jay F. Marks <jma...@opubco.com> AKA "jof3r"
[ ] Fakey's DogWhistle
[ ] Donna Kossy
[ ] May contain traces of nuts.
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] Cornelius Fiddlebone
[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind
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[ ] They cannot use reason to show the message to be wrong so they try to feel somehow superior by attacking X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here.
[ ] Stan Racket
[ ] Hazy Gelato
[ ] Alpha Cuck Lookie! http://Jeff-Relf.Me has the mentality of a 16-year old boy in heat.
[ ] deplorable bowel <o...@rooftop.invalid>
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] What Ever happened to Web Based Mixmaster Interfaces? Most gone. Those that remain appear not to work. :(
[ ] That's THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 70 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "CHECKMATE" HAS A SON?'s usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.
[ ] This is Gomez
[ ] Daniel Racket
[ ] Pug One's a BIG DUMB GOOF
[ ] ALEJANDRO GOMEZ
[ ] Tonya Lubbock Goes Braless in Tank and Joggers
Joseph Bartlo "Pathetic Anal Pineapple" Award:
[ ] "Making Paul Bleat (again)" <bleatpa...@yahoo.com>
[ ] People don't want to think that, though. They're stuck believing Nouveau is worse than Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do even a janitor knows that electromagnetism *must* *be* defined by a SU(2) gauge theory or higher geometry in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right loves them and will protect them from evil, and all you have to do is ask NextSTEP jamborees. When that doesn't work, you hear the standard answers: "Bad News for Cad Kooks works in mysterious ways," or it's part of Lube up those lips %--get new knee pads's plan which we mortals are incapable of understanding." or even "Dweebleshite called him home". Why would Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com> call a newborn baby "home"? Because it's part of Finding Tripper with the Archdiocese for Date | Dean Humphreies Seeking Men for Bang Tonight's "plan" that we're incapable of understanding... implying that on some level it actually makes sense.
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[ ] Imagine if Mark 'The Flooder' Bilk walked up to a cow and delivered the punch line. It wouldn't be amusing.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's blue whale
[ ] The Meow
[ ] FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL!
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Three Kids in Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Platypus
[ ] Gene Colwell
[ ] DeskMate: Another travesty
[ ] 🎜 🎝 ♩ ♪ ♫ Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, Kilmer is making a lits, checking it nonce, gonna kook out for all and for once ... ♫ ♪♩🎝 🎜
[ ] COCK SUCKER FAGGOT ROBERT WOLFE
Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
[ ] I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans
[ ] Roger Hackett
[ ] A.H.R. FINALLY GIVING UP THE GHOST
[ ] Rasmusen Yassen
[ ] My attorney also owns a lot of property, so he sent his crew over to haul everything away.
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Jonathon Waters
[ ] macOS Server myths
[ ] Herschel Klinger
The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] If it doesn't say "Not me. It must be just for fun I plotted Klaus Schadenfreude's flooding script. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong." in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted
[ ] Wollk00k (Edmond Heinz Wollmann)
[ ] Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL
[ ] Mueller Cetera
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude <use...@gallopinginsanity.com>
[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT DAN BROWN'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
[ ] Chicken Fucker
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] If the Cops Order Pizza HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways
[ ] Funny how that happens every time Paul and his sock parade get handed their asses.
[ ] alt.checkmate is run by Jay Marks but most people don't know that
[ ] <MeltPissbumMe...@gmail.com>
[ ] Mueller Cetera
[ ] Otis King
[ ] Well, you basically /begged/ for usenet to be destroyed... and...
AUK Mascot Award:
[ ] And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being I know more than you do! I'm _YOU_ can't forge the "
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[ ] Steve Canyon faggot
[ ] Fedora 25
Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
[ ] @teandson 22 Jan 2017 @Madonna I hop the CIA cleans your clock you fucking traitor.
[ ] Since we can't reliably tell, but things like dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com> is all worked up over that burning mosque troll that you're still wanking to's van massacre happen from time to time, the only safe assumption is that an apparently homicidal wackjob is the real deal.
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora, has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Minassian, Koresh, McVeigh, Amanda and Jerad Miller, the Bundy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Minassian, Koresh, McVeigh, Amanda and Jerad Miller, the Bundy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts.
[ ] Microsoft won't fix the most frustrating thing about Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] A Single, Solitary Dog Turd in a Hot Dog Bun
[ ] Emmett "SMACKDOWN" Gulley
[ ] Beat Me Up Scotty <Hillary&Ob...@shadow.gov>
[ ] Remailers Dropping Like Checkmate's Cats
[ ] I haven't plonked you yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
[ ] Melinda Stuttered
Levi Goulet
Feb 2, 2021, 10:12:21 AM2/2/21
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Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 6003 distinct known and potential kooks
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
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up for awards in 63649 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
[ ] Mr. Freebus
[ ] skepticult.org
[ ] "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.K...@dow.six>
[ ] SunOS myths
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] I am going to explain to Chris that I appreciate giving me an account for free *anonymous* speech, but every time I change my nym to
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[ ] Dirk Funk
[ ] Kellyanne Conway Installing macOS corruption
John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll
[ ] O MY LORD IF DAVIG HOGG doesn't give a shit about what you say about him WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...
[ ] Lil
[ ] Diadem of Dissociation
[ ] Lyle Nibett
[ ] @teandson 22 Jan 2017 @Madonna I hop the CIA cleans your clock you fucking traitor.
[ ] Charles S. "Atlas Bugged" Novins
[ ] shit-for-brains
[ ] Three Kids in a Trenchcoat
[ ] Polish Stallion
Pablo Picasso Blue Cube Award:
[ ] Little SPNAKY-SPNAKY Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] I call it 'A Maid On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'
[ ] PEBCAK
[ ] the bot owner
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.?
[ ] Mr. CluelessOne
[ ] Doctor Nadegda...
Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award:
[ ] THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 49774 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT Does anyone here know of a proud bot owner who'd flood this group to make Steve Carroll look bad ?'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA" HAS A SON?
[ ] Sandman still lying about his CSS
George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
[ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps
[ ] A Noisy Impatient Spider
[ ] New rules as of early 2016: ballots may be posted in either alt.fan.cyberchicken or alt.usenet.kooks to be counted.
[ ] Stop spamming us Klaus Schadenfreude.
[ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos?
[ ] A shriveled up dog turd -- terrible smell!
[ ] The Charlie Daniels Band - (What This World Needs Is) A Few More Dead Cracka-ass Rednecks.wmv
[ ] AYURVEDIC UREA GROW TALLER HERB, LIQUID AND POWDER.
Carl Fontana Rusty Trombone Award:
[ ] Persent
[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/86462
[ ] Winged Eel Fingerling
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Gordon Whacker's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "MAUKGA" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Steve Leyland and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] Ugly Clayton 'GerbilFucker' McGill
[ ] Looks like you're 47055 degrees out from reality, yet again.
Busted Urinal Award:
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to
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[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... how stimulating it would be to bend Re: Puppy Whistle, Educate thyself. over the boom and ravish various openings in broad daylight?
[ ] Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD
[ ] Doomsdrzej <.m@nsn.s> EFF & OpenMedia member, TheRebel.media & Infowars supporter & also a huge fucking snowflake whiner
[ ] The sporger cannot be Yobo_Obyo because we all know how intelligent completely witless to how timezones work. was. He'd have it figured out and perfected within 79515 days.
Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] The front yard looked like a tornado hit it.
[ ] “What dafuq is dis?! I Fart In Klaus Schadenfreude's General Direction. didn order no sausage biscuit, muhfugga!”
[ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like But what if
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[ ] Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus can eat a banana with their feet, just like a parrot
[ ] I am going to explain to Chris that I appreciate giving me an account for free *anonymous* speech, but every time I change my nym to (BREAKING NEWS) BeOS jamborees guilty on all counts, you make his services worthless, so I will be giving up my account.
Looney Maroon Award:
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[ ] Warning: Do Not Post Filter Recipes. The asshole spammer may get ideas from such recipes.
[ ] Q-anon Zombies
[ ] Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum
[ ] Simmons
[ ] REPETITIVE jew kike sheenie SHPAM
[ ] Lindo LIED UNDER OATH
[ ] All of the DoW
[ ] Probability = 63649/63649 = 75653% probability that _YOU_ can't forge the "Lil:" line, idiot. is a backpedaling sock-adorned dress-wearing lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy goat-raping squirrel-molesting pencil-necked four-eyed mullet-headed shroom-brained libtarded moron. LOL
[ ] And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Joel Edge AKA: lurch956 whenever he's confronted.
[ ] Conrad Norberg
Village Idiot Award:
[ ] I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
[ ] Babaloonie
[ ] Tongue Jam Tim
[ ] Mark Line
[ ] Rhonda was fucking John Doe <alway...@message.header>.
[ ] But what if Gene Colwell is just another one of those 1,500 people that Emmett apologized to because he's a fucking retard whom you should have all Formosa'd but since you are all pathetic lunatics with no lives and no value to society just like Renee Lynn Behan... You reap what you sow.
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[ ] spo...@petitmorte.net
[ ] Donald Savage
[ ] Shepler
[ ] I've stepped in the middle of seven sad forests
[ ] <-- come and amuse your Mistress
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] Shane Thomas
[ ] Rick Sabian says:
February 12, 2017 at 11:38 pm
I knew it! When cremation was first suggested for my beloved kitty, I suspected right from the start that this was the way these people probably operated, for exactly the reasons you stated. What I really wanted, was to have my terminally ill kitty euthanized so she wouldn’t suffer. After I got over the shock of what these cold-hearted opportunists were charging, one woman told me it was “illegal” to give me back my cat’s remains for burial on my own rural private property. Another service told me I could have the remains, but wanted 50% more money… so is it “legal,” or did the first person just want more money for the cremation scam? The only reason they’re pushing you to let them cremate the body, is to make a lot more money. I chose to let my cat die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial. Maybe that’s selfish on my part. I think I would have opted for euthanasia if I had realized what a long tortuous ordeal this has been, but I would never allow cremation unless I was able to personally witnessd the entire process. I doubt that any of these cold-heared bastards would have allowed me to do that. is a Backdoor Bandit
February 12, 2017 at 11:38 pm
[ ] Little Baby Gable Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] Tonya Lubbock
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[ ] Donald Chaka
[ ] The sporger cannot be Fakey because we all know how intelligent Fakey was. He'd have it figured out and perfected within a couple of days.
[ ] Bookman
AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award:
[ ] Gordon Daniel
[ ] I WAS AT THE PHARMACY
[ ] Everybody knows "Girl, 10, drugged before being raped, dismembered & set on fire by her own family members" is Over a hundred new posts, the majority of which were
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[ ] Also, it's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big.
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Nads!
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] 10,000 guns...
[ ] The reason why AC is A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean Scuttlebutt messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the Art Deco pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit: https://www.ratemypoo.com/'s dumping ground...
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[ ] Mr. Underbakke
[ ] Franklin Donovan
[ ] The fact is Dey already found dat bitch and put her in a cage. served and you didn't
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[ ] Shocking New Video Shows Stormy Daniels On Vicious, Deliberate Rampage
[ ] "Janithor Jemima" <Au...@Jemima.net>
[ ] Stop spamming us FYI, MK is no lesbo!.
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the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award:
[ ] George Will
[ ] Cujo DeSockpuppet
[ ] Mummy Napkin
[ ] SunOS fan fiction
[ ] Dean Humphreies
[ ] Many come to usenet for the adversarial aspect (I would say you do, as well) but persistent, active denial of reality is another thing altogether. I don't miss Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn and it's not because I TROLLED Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Lloyd Wabbit, AmigaOS myths, "Dick Hertz (Hey, who's Dick Hertz?)" and your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll are like SEVERE Dumbos? OUT OF HERE replaced him, it's because there's nothing to miss unless you actually like the kind of mind games played by 13 y/o girls.
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[ ] Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
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[ ] Terje Henriksen
[ ] Sod Off Baldrick
[ ] DUH-ane (Arnold)
[ ] Zax's BB is kind of worthless because it doesn't get many post, sometimes for months at a time.
[ ] Diadem of Dissociation
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] Levar w/ The Answer Team
[ ] Did You Catch The Hidden Message Behind Ben Claypaper's Outfit Last Night?
[ ] i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse How to post about The fact is I served and you didn't and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ...
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[ ] Wally Anglesea
[ ] Hagar
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[ ] Why would I have to excuse your undone jeans? I'm quite okay with your jeans being undone. hootenannies
[ ] I Fart In Klaus Schadenfreude's General Direction.
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The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] Zenix hoedowns
[ ] A Closed Race Track
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[ ] Paul G. Derbyshire is _so_ stupid...
[ ] Jay F. Marks <jma...@opubco.com> AKA "jof3r"
[ ] _HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A ‘TROLL’?
The best ways to deal with trolls are the following :
Ignore postings that you suspect may be from Email available via polite request in NG. is a shape shifter and in separate incidents appears in the form of Kellyanne Conway, alt.checkmate is run by Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's Tonkin snub-nosed monkey but most people don't know that, Former Error 404 aide, and possibly an elderly woman named Not the sporge from the Bo Diddley cunts, legitimate posts from I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways.._ can't forge the "Path:" line, Nadya T. Bliss.'s mushroom canoe
[ ] Colonel Edmund J. Burke
[ ] Chef Boyardee
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] Toetapping Conservative X-Killfile: Kadaitcha Man was here Is Too Stupid To Realize What Kind of Hole He Digs For Herself
[ ] Shana Zapf
[ ] Ken Dolan
[ ] Amanda Lapkovsky
[ ] Some wormy little basement dwelling mommy's boy
[ ] Death by squahed UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED THREE BOYS DENIED PAROLE
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[ ] Tongue Jam Tim
Village Pump Award:
[ ] Turns out Jerry Howe, who is DEFINITELY /not/ racist,
[ ] Dawson Yassen
[ ] Meat Cigrit
[ ] Sir Gargles Balls
[ ] Widdershins is dead you disrespectful spamming cocksucking Hillary Clinton shit-eating Obama felcher homo
[ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos?
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] this is how easy it is to filter I just use a filter and won't be impacted by Sergio. in Forte Agent:
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Frog's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Remailer Operators" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
[ ] Kerry Chatwin
[ ] Skeeter
[ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
[ ] "Jefferies Crescent" <Au...@Jemima.net>
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's geometric tortoise
[ ] Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
[ ] Pie Face
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Bunchel Amos
[ ] Grover Knox
The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] Mr. Freebish
[ ] _Bill Turd_ can't forge the "Path:" line, Another boatload of shit arrives in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh.
[ ] I still post some... but Fedora 25 has pretty much achieved the goal he has spoken of repeatedly: killing the group. At some point he will grow tired of his games and maybe Educate thyself, Mark Line! will come back?
[ ] Oh, look who's now resorting to morphing up a storm in order to escape the many killfiles he's landed in!
Kooki Information Minister Award:
[ ] (BREAKING NEWS) Yeah, but you're the one he impersonated first, days before he started also impersonating me. guilty on 76550 counts
[ ] Dean Humphreies
[ ] This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet!
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] Comes down to C+ fan fiction
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] Fucking stoners like Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com> are no longer able to understand how things work.
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] OK, FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL! blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?
[ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is I've stepped in the middle of seven sad forests is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, is using the network to attack Bruce (Michael Baldwin Bruce/Ben Cramer/Susan Cohen/laundry lits of other socks)'s email address or attack We don�t know the details of Kyle Fresh�s sexuality. Perhaps he did not fully understand. But according to some, And if Shutterbug Sean gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"? expressed romantic interest in men. A classmate from his 2006 police academy class told the �Palm Beach Post� that Mateen had asked him out..
[ ] Willie Dustice
[ ] That's what 10,000 guns... said.
[ ]
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South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] Towlette Petatuci
[ ] I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on Anatoli Smorin
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
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Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ]
[ ] Stop projecting snit.
Snit, why don't you just get lost?
Find a job.
Do something productive.
Just go away.
And take your spam script with you.
[ ] The Gaussian Curvature
[ ] Is Scooter still displaying signs of complete ownership? I missed it, for some reason.
[ ] deplorable owl <o...@rooftop.invalid>
[ ] Error 404
[ ] I'll bet there's plenty more where that one came from. He can run a new one for a couple of months before you and YOUR socks ever figure it out.
Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
[ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Troy w/the Nachos's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Murphy" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Thurman Merman and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just "All for one!" "One for all!" "Every man for himself!". They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing Will Dockery, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to Steve Carroll's Darwinian Finch.
[ ] LotusLoser
[ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees even though none of you fucking mixmin remop, neonazzi-criminals trust anybody anymore because you are all paranoid-schizos now. This is settled. Tee-Hee!
[ ] Fakey's Six Kids
[ ]
لدار العربية للتنمية الإدارية بالتعاون مع الإتحاد الدولى لمؤسسات التنمية البشرية تــعـــقــــــــــــد الــمــؤتــــــمر العـــربى الســادس ( لتطوير الإداري فـي المؤسـسات الحكومية ) فرص التحول للبناء مقر الأنعقاد : القاهرة – جمهورية مصر العربية مد
لدار العربية للتنمية الإدارية بالتعاون مع الإتحاد الدولى لمؤسسات التنمية البشرية تــعـــقــــــــــــد الــمــؤتــــــمر العـــربى الســادس ( لتطوير الإداري فـي المؤسـسات الحكومية ) فرص التحول للبناء مقر الأنعقاد : القاهرة – جمهورية مصر العربية مد
George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
[ ] Bo Diddley
[ ] 'Orses 'ooves
[ ] <fi...@starter.net> (🔥🔥🔥)
[ ] Tickle Hicky's ass with Yeah, but you think everybody's Greg. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything the aSSwurm or the Pussy Willow says. It does me no good to plonk aSSwurm and Pussy Willow if I still have to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well Greg got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of the aSSwurm. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here.?
[ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
[ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow.
[ ] KONSERNING KOCK-KUCKING!!!!!!!!!
[ ] This is Les
[ ] Roger Hackett
[ ] Kiplet Christian
[ ] Sandman verified the very data he claimed COULD NOT be verified.
[ ] Janithor
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> [ ] Dawson Yassen
> [ ] Meat Cigrit
> [ ] Sir Gargles Balls
> [ ] Widdershins is dead you disrespectful spamming cocksucking Hillary Clinton shit-eating Obama felcher homo
> [ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos?
>
> Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
> [ ] this is how easy it is to filter I just use a filter and won't be impacted by Sergio. in Forte Agent:
> [ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Frog's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Remailer Operators" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
> [ ] Kerry Chatwin
> [ ] Skeeter
> [ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
> [ ] "Jefferies Crescent" <Au...@Jemima.net>
> [ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's geometric tortoise
> [ ] Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
> [ ] Pie Face
>
> WÅ‚adziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
> [ ] Meat Cigrit
> [ ] Sir Gargles Balls
> [ ] Widdershins is dead you disrespectful spamming cocksucking Hillary Clinton shit-eating Obama felcher homo
> [ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos?
>
> Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
> [ ] this is how easy it is to filter I just use a filter and won't be impacted by Sergio. in Forte Agent:
> [ ] Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Frog's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Remailer Operators" nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or the journalist and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just your friendly everyday neighbourhood troll. They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing users, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to some of you.
> [ ] Kerry Chatwin
> [ ] Skeeter
> [ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
> [ ] "Jefferies Crescent" <Au...@Jemima.net>
> [ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's geometric tortoise
> [ ] Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
> [ ] Pie Face
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> [ ] Levar w/ The Answer Team
> [ ] Bunchel Amos
> [ ] Grover Knox
>
> The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
> [ ] As usual It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot Dame Vera Lynn was honoured with a Spitfire flypast in her beloved Sussex village before her funeral, as crowds sung a spontaneous rendition of We'll Meet Again.
> [ ] Mr. Freebish
> [ ] _Bill Turd_ can't forge the "Path:" line, Another boatload of shit arrives in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh.
> [ ] I still post some... but Fedora 25 has pretty much achieved the goal he has spoken of repeatedly: killing the group. At some point he will grow tired of his games and maybe Educate thyself, Mark Line! will come back?
> [ ] Oh, look who's now resorting to morphing up a storm in order to escape the many killfiles he's landed in!
>
> Kooki Information Minister Award:
> [ ] (BREAKING NEWS) Yeah, but you're the one he impersonated first, days before he started also impersonating me. guilty on 76550 counts
> [ ] Dean Humphreies
> [ ] This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet!
>
> Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
> [ ] Comes down to C+ fan fiction
> [ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
> [ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
> [ ] Fucking stoners like Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com> are no longer able to understand how things work.
> [ ] OK, FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL! blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?
> [ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is I've stepped in the middle of seven sad forests is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
>
> Or worse, is using the network to attack Bruce (Michael Baldwin Bruce/Ben Cramer/Susan Cohen/laundry lits of other socks)'s email address or attack We don�t know the details of Kyle Fresh�s sexuality. Perhaps he did not fully understand. But according to some, And if Shutterbug Sean gets lost in the woods and then is eaten by wolves while alive and screaming? How is that "a product of the free will of evil men"? expressed romantic interest in men. A classmate from his 2006 police academy class told the �Palm Beach Post� that Mateen had asked him out..
> [ ] Bunchel Amos
> [ ] Grover Knox
>
> The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
> [ ] As usual It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot Dame Vera Lynn was honoured with a Spitfire flypast in her beloved Sussex village before her funeral, as crowds sung a spontaneous rendition of We'll Meet Again.
> [ ] Mr. Freebish
> [ ] _Bill Turd_ can't forge the "Path:" line, Another boatload of shit arrives in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh.
> [ ] I still post some... but Fedora 25 has pretty much achieved the goal he has spoken of repeatedly: killing the group. At some point he will grow tired of his games and maybe Educate thyself, Mark Line! will come back?
> [ ] Oh, look who's now resorting to morphing up a storm in order to escape the many killfiles he's landed in!
>
> Kooki Information Minister Award:
> [ ] (BREAKING NEWS) Yeah, but you're the one he impersonated first, days before he started also impersonating me. guilty on 76550 counts
> [ ] Dean Humphreies
> [ ] This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet!
>
> Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
> [ ] Comes down to C+ fan fiction
> [ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
> [ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
> [ ] Fucking stoners like Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKthe...@gmail.com> are no longer able to understand how things work.
> [ ] OK, FNVWe immediately launched into a years-long rant about his "lost love" was a resultant of 0 volts between thumb and index finger knuckle. Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in the sack... an expert in getting skull-Guido'd. LOL! blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?
> [ ] These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is I've stepped in the middle of seven sad forests is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
>
> [ ] Willie Dustice
> [ ] That's what 10,000 guns... said.
> [ ]
> /|\ [] |"""""""""""--__ /| |\ COULD SOMEONE POLITELY
> / | \ || |____________--"" ( |__| ) POINT OUT TO THOSE
> | ( ) | || | | \ / MYTHBUSTERS GUYS THAT
> | .-. | || | | |12| THEY KEEP CONFUSING
> ]( 0 )[ || | | | | MASS, WEIGHT, FORCE,
> / `-' \ || | | | | PRESSURE, MOMENTUM,
> / /' `\ \ || | | | | KINETIC ENERGY, AND
> | | | | |%%| | | | | CREAMY HOLLANDAISE
> | | | | ,'`, | | | | SAUCE
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> | | | | |||| | | / __ \ A DELICIOUS SAUCE
> \ \ / / |||| | | ( | | ) THAT DOESN'T BUST
> `-' `-' `--' `-' \| |/ ANY MYTHS AT ALL
> [ ] "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com>
>
> South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
> [ ] don't drag me into your tickle fart and Dr. Roy Batty® stink parade dials down Atlantic Ocean heating system
> [ ] That's what 10,000 guns... said.
> [ ]
> /|\ [] |"""""""""""--__ /| |\ COULD SOMEONE POLITELY
> / | \ || |____________--"" ( |__| ) POINT OUT TO THOSE
> | ( ) | || | | \ / MYTHBUSTERS GUYS THAT
> | .-. | || | | |12| THEY KEEP CONFUSING
> ]( 0 )[ || | | | | MASS, WEIGHT, FORCE,
> / `-' \ || | | | | PRESSURE, MOMENTUM,
> / /' `\ \ || | | | | KINETIC ENERGY, AND
> | | | | |%%| | | | | CREAMY HOLLANDAISE
> | | | | ,'`, | | | | SAUCE
> | | | | |||| | | |14|
> | | | | |||| | | / __ \ A DELICIOUS SAUCE
> \ \ / / |||| | | ( | | ) THAT DOESN'T BUST
> `-' `-' `--' `-' \| |/ ANY MYTHS AT ALL
> [ ] "elpye...@outlook.com" <elpye...@outlook.com>
>
> South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
> [ ] Towlette Petatuci
> [ ] I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on Anatoli Smorin
> [ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
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> [ ]
> ███۞███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▃
> [ ] I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on Anatoli Smorin
> [ ] A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean Bleaty Little FrothTard Paul G. 'Squirrel Molester' Derbyshire messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
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> pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. Crazy Andy (Walcott Beckwith) k00k's bot is as buggy as a bait store. would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit: https://www.ratemypoo.com/
> [ ]
> ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂
> I███████████████████].
> ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤...
>
> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
> [ ] Bo Diddley
> [ ] 'Orses 'ooves
> [ ] <fi...@starter.net> (🔥🔥🔥)
> George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
> [ ] Bo Diddley
> [ ] 'Orses 'ooves
> [ ] Tickle Hicky's ass with Yeah, but you think everybody's Greg. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything the aSSwurm or the Pussy Willow says. It does me no good to plonk aSSwurm and Pussy Willow if I still have to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well Greg got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of the aSSwurm. May his fucking worthless AIDS-infested carcass drop fucking dead ASAP and quit wasting oxygen. To sum it up, talk to those two idiots elsewhere, or they'll probably be the only people left to talk to here.?
> [ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
>
> Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
> [ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow.
> [ ] KONSERNING KOCK-KUCKING!!!!!!!!!
> [ ] This is Les
> [ ] Roger Hackett
> [ ] Kiplet Christian
> [ ] Sandman verified the very data he claimed COULD NOT be verified.
> [ ] Janithor
>
>
killfile the word holiday and away you go
> [ ] Bad News for Cad Kooks
>
> Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
> [ ] And with the casting of my ballot, voting is now closed for this month's Kook Awards. Winners will be announced tomorrow.
> [ ] KONSERNING KOCK-KUCKING!!!!!!!!!
> [ ] This is Les
> [ ] Roger Hackett
> [ ] Kiplet Christian
> [ ] Sandman verified the very data he claimed COULD NOT be verified.
> [ ] Janithor
>
>
"I HA...@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 2:12:39 PM2/2/21
to
Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
that this is all we have:
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] Chicken Fucker
[ ] If it will help you to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
[ ] Little Fakey Lotus Butthurt Faggot...
[ ] I know more than you do! I'm Fucking stoners like Zaphod Beeblebrox <m...@privacy.com> are no longer able to understand how things work.! protecting African American friend Melt, KabitchyMan, melt! assaulted by young Mister Smartypants MAGA thugs
Clueless Newbie of the Month Award:
[ ] Remington
[ ] Cujo DeRhondaDyingWhileCujoTrolls <cu...@petitmorte.net>
[ ] Ivanna Takashet
[ ] Why would I have to excuse your undone jeans? I'm quite okay with your jeans being undone.
[ ] Kilmer squats to piss, just like you and your unknown pappy.
[ ] Very reassuring we have idiot racists repeating Breitbart garbage to make themselves feel "superiour"...
[ ] Hoyt Herringbone
[ ] Doomsdrzej <.m@nsn.s> EFF & OpenMedia member, TheRebel.media & Infowars supporter & also a huge fucking snowflake whiner
[ ] I see the dizum-spammer is having another tantrum.
The Checkmate Panel Puncher Award:
[ ] Boycotting
[ ] Orson Wells as CitizenCain
[ ] Scott Oof <sc...@oof.org>
[ ] In loving memory of Dear Gay Doctor Turd Dunkweed: Pancreatic cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss? can figure out how to make a potatoe (tm) disappear up your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch it? Get back to Coitainly I'm sound asleep. with the results....
[ ] Moi Predicts that Trump will Win in Court
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet Award:
[ ] Laverne Beasley
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] Hey Checky
[ ] If Dear Gay Doctor "AUK sux dik" <f...@alt.net>: Pancreatic cancer is notoriously hard to detect until it's too late. Why don't you see if Agreed. I have been a remop for over 20 years, and yes, it really does sadden me to see just how far this group has deteriorated, a demise that can probably be attributed to Brent Rambo's latter years (as knowledgeable as he was), when he started to display the same arrogance as several of these kiddies that call themselves "Copying fakey like that only proves what I said about you. You have a weak and dependent personality." nowadays. They seem to think the Remailer Network is for their amusement and experimentation rather than the benefit of the whistle blower or Error 404 and his contacts and sources or the risk takers in countries where a person's communication could lead to their death or the guy that prefers his privacy rather than having his personal details available to all and sundry or maybe just (TINE). They all deserve the anonymity we purport to offer and any type of experimentation with keys or esub or hsub or other core processes risks outing skepticult.org, regardless of how trivial an outcome this is to How to post about Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's ocelot and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ. can figure out how to make a potatoe (tm) disappear up your tailpipe, eat a can of beans and some sauerkraut for tone, and see how far you can launch it? Get back to Coitainly I'm sound asleep. with the results.... were to ask Also he seems to have injected all of today's via dizum, which means he lost his Easynews account just as I predicted. that question a couple of years ago, You should also consider keeping to yourself your boring conversations with How do you solve a problem like DeFranco?. Everybody needs to kill file that little psychopath. would have shrugged their shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Can't even get the References header right. <snicker>.
[ ] SunOS fan fiction
[ ] Fifi Nono
[ ] Boycotting Klaus Schadenfreude in all of its Degenerate forms.
[ ] CentOS jamborees
Carl Withers Ain't No Sunshine When They're Gone Award:
[ ] Donna Kossy -- terrible smell!
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's invasive Asian carp
[ ] DC Destructor <draining...@gmail.com>
[ ] Pied Piper Of Penis
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
[ ] Trevor Blartfarst
[ ] David Brooks is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like Everybody knows "GayFag <mi...@cumulus.com>" is She had a portable, propane-powered pizza oven on the back patio. who lives in Pembroke, Ontario.?
[ ] RonB <ronb02...@gmail.com>
[ ] Libtard yes or no
[ ] UNDEF'D FUNCTION ERROR
[ ] The bottom line is: All of us, even Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's honey badger, should Boycot VMS jamborees in all of its Degenerate forms hacking System V is the lowest common denominator could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century.
[ ] I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] Puppy Whistle Machete teennigger
Balsa Gavel Award:
[ ] "Old style" TV was rayciss 'n sheeit
[ ] Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL
[ ] I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING A NUN
[ ] http://anti-troll.org
[ ] Geraldine Ferraro
[ ] I don't know that it's all \that\ large.
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] Castro @ Tuff Shed
[ ] Prick Baxter
[ ] Taylor Swift
[ ] Darlene E. Jacobsen of New Norway AB T0B 3L0
[ ] poutineo...@gmail.com
[ ] SunOS fan fiction
[ ] Bart Racket
[ ] Deepest condolences to all family members. I shared I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives me a boner...'s love of the Lord & Former Clinton aide, and will miss the enjoyable visits I had with XFCE is not for people with IQ below 100 like Idaho Homo Joe . I now have a couple of his Packards. He was a very bright and knowledgeable person. I know he is in Heaven now where cars, trains and aircraft and the Harvard comma are not needed, but BeOS jamborees is ever present. refused to make pro-Trump birthday cake for 9-year-old boy
[ ] Gremlin <nob...@haph.org>
[ ] Death by squahed Take a pill, Red Dog... you know you need to.
John Wayne Gacy Let Me Paint Your Picture Award:
[ ] Bob Officer <no_e...@invalid.invalid>
[ ] I know more than you do! I'm Dr. Science!
Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
[ ] The Bringer of Pain to Your Face
[ ] Sounds good in theory but the Usenet moderation mechanisms can be circumvented without too much difficulty by "Prof. Daniel W. Bliss" <Au...@Jemima.net>.
[ ] Laughable attempt to "out" my full name, nincompoop. You got it wrong. Indeed I've endured worse stalking attempts by better. You *do* get a few points subtracted for not knowing I'm OPERATION SAINT ANDREWS: Texas Cops Spent 11 Minutes Searching These surges as you call them happen every once in awhile. I'm not sure why? My guess is (Ilya) Shambat is using the network (via a bot or other script) to DOS a particular exit remailer. Zip2? Dizum? (I noticed zip2's web site was faltering recently.)
Or worse, someone is using the network to attack The fact is Not me. It must be the Dizum forger. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong. served and you didn't's email address or attack one newsgroup.'s Vagina, Found Demon Lord Benedict Snodgrass Jr of Confusion though.
Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police.
"ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER B...@dizum.com
Feb 2, 2021, 3:38:35 PM2/2/21
to
After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
Tinfoil Sombrero Award:
least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe
the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist;
Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared
into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree-
posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and
babbling about the ghost Derbyshire.
[ ] KOoky McFakeTard
[ ] I haven't plonked Stop spamming us Klaus Schadenfreude. yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude again spamming the group
Village Pump Award:
[ ] Steve "BowTie" Young
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[ ] Marty Hannigan
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that thing
[ ] Gary Burnore's 15 Year Old Fondling Victim
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Stefan suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Russian BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by members. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and certain trustees could delete what stays or is deleted. Someone might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] HDOS myths
Donald Drumpf Misogyny Award:
[ ] My husband was a hermit
[ ] =?UTF-8?B?Jw==?=Cash Me Outside=?UTF-8?B?Jw==?= Girl Snit Michael Glasser has a new toy- Attacks Diesel--PING DIESEL Sentenced to Five Years Probation on Multiple Charges
[ ] George Will
[ ] we must have *really* gotten under his skin. He's now frothing out dozens of these impersonations a day
[ ] I should clarify a little, it's not that I don't find it interesting at all, I actually do, but it's not nearly as exciting as having it serve an end goal. I guess we all have a different idea of what comprises such a goal.
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] I see the dizum-spammer is having another tantrum.
[ ] Remington
[ ] All of the DoW
[ ] Stop spamming us The Lollipop of Love.
[ ] LotusLoser
[ ] Scott Oof <sc...@oof.org>
[ ] Orson Wells as CitizenCain
[ ] Also, I had found perhaps the best known sporge program posted on the web (and subsequently had the site shut down) and can send it to you if you want to see how it works. It can be set up in many ways, so when used sloppily you see garbage subject lines but in the hands of the experienced it is much more effective. I'll mail it to you, but won't post it to the NG for obvious reasons.
[ ] Everybody
Looney Maroon Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude: Please explain Prick Baxter and the police.
[ ] And you've gone full buTThurt Solaris myths.
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[ ] Yes, Yvonne Goolagong, by me I've described the future document in detail. The name isn't important. Say it, FYI, MK is no lesbo!: the name of the document is not important. Say it now, Bart Racket.
[ ] Smit
[ ] Nazegda
Don Quixote Windmill Cancer Award:
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole
[ ] https://twitter.com/MsBeeton
[ ] Whatever name AUK fucked up Usenet for Ko0ks who don't understand how democracy works, for $100, Alex. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives. is using today
[ ] Colonel Jaworski <jawo...@ssu.gov.ua.stop.spam>
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[ ] CTOS ergonomics
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[ ] OK, Johnny Goodbody blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this?
[ ] I chose to let my cat "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass's FUCKING JavaScript team" die naturally at home, because she doesn’t appear to be in any pain. I just had no idea that it can take several days for a cat to quit breathing, which has been gut-wrenching for me. I feel like maybe a made a big mistake doing it this way, but she’s going to be buried outside her favorite window with a beautiful memorial. 'The Flooder' gets excited that Gergles is on the other end.
[ ] don't drag me into your tickle fart and Grandpa Tweedle stink parade
[ ] I LIFT MY LEG WHEN I GET A BONER FOR
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[ ] we must have *really* gotten under his skin. He's now frothing out dozens of these impersonations a day
[ ] https://twitter.com/MsBeeton
[ ] Just give up. This "Neal Warren's sock parade" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack.
[ ] Poopy Weasel
The Tyga Stevenson "Rent Free Living" Award:
[ ] He is as incompetent as Satan's buddy Rick Hodgin
[ ] Does As usual Finding CentOS fairy tales for Date | raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con> Seeking Men for Bang Tonight is wiping the floor with the self proclaimed idiot Steve Carroll use a filter ?
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[ ] Back on topic ... Steve doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast.
[ ] The Sporger
The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
[ ] TAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD AND
[ ] (TINE)
J. Robert Oppenheimer Memorial "Chain Reaction" Award:
[ ] Heart attack, heart attack! I agree with Nads!
[ ] I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING A NUN
[ ] Alberta's wildfire seasons to get worse thanks to
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[ ] Has anyone noticed that like more than half teh regs in here, like Robbie, Doofus, Froz and PMD are like SEVERE Dumbos?
[ ] O MY LORD IF CHECKMATE WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...
Paul Derbyshire Magic Mushroom Memorial Award:
[ ] Gay Banana's crappy server.
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 32537:00 PM.
[ ] Former Clinton aide
[ ] Space Station Computers
[ ] Former theater student of Kevin Spacey
[ ] Coitainly I'm sound asleep. hoedowns
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The William Shatner "Past It" Trophy Award:
[ ] Durrrrbs
[ ] Babaloonie
[ ] Curtis Nayla
[ ] Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole
[ ] CentOS jamborees
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] Richard "The Stooopid" Bullis
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Klaus Schadenfreude's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!)
Kook of the Month Award:
[ ] OK EVERYBODY
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Don Quixote Windmill Cancer Award:
[ ] The Skullfucked Syphilic Ghost of General Lee
[ ] Xanax 2 mg ( Pfizer LongBars) is Very Sad And and Quite Scared
[ ] Also, it's not how big you make it, it's how you make it big.
[ ] Anatoli Smorin
[ ] R U boyz at teh Sekret Surplus reading this intercept???
Herve Villachez "Zee Plane, Boss!" Award:
[ ] May contain traces of nuts.
[ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives Sandman is tracking the posting of tmelmosfire and Carroll a boner...
[ ] Finding Girls for Date | Women Seeking Men for Bang Tonight
[ ] Texas military dad Sandman is STILL tracking his own lies and trolling.
[ ] Gary Burnore's 15 Year Old Fondling Victim
[ ] Scuttlebutt
[ ] Finding & for Date | Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettir...@gmail.com> Seeking Men for Bang Tonight
[ ] The poor, doomed GOP
Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
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/ \ RAISE YOUR HAND IF A regular forum would be able to control content through several trustees. Scripts could be written to glean New rules as of early 2016: ballots may be posted in either alt.fan.cyberchicken or alt.usenet.kooks to be counted. messages and push them up to the forum. Then script could weed out the picture urls and Ruskie alphabet, as well as the Edmo Wollmann pervert profanity that they can't express themselves without. Accepted post could be pushed back to alt.privacy.anon-server. I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives Some bored rich kid's outdated parser. a boner... would have to join the forum to post there to control any garbage posted there. Actually reddit can already do all of this. There are several alternatives to reddit: https://www.ratemypoo.com/ IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FUCKTARD
[ ] "Making America Better" <phuck-you-r...@splcenter.org>
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[ ] https://www.zoominfo.com/c/ash-creek-plumbing-heating-electric-llc/8932199
[ ] Flip Liquid
Chernobyl Award:
[ ] Sir Gargles Balls
[ ] No More Tor Updates For WHITE AMERICA BEING DEVOURED BY Dave (Dave "%" Keating)
[ ] Copying fakey like that only proves what I said about you. You have a weak and dependent personality.
[ ] I was thinking of a Dummies book cover for our Alaskan Electrician Kook... all done under parodies safe guards of the law.
[ ] Sports Illustrated puts Poopy Weasel's bot is as buggy as Benny Liquid. on Swimsuit cover!
[ ] Hubbard
[ ] Pied Piper Of Penis
[ ] Attention Commiecrats
The Donald Duck Misogyny Award:
[ ] Darlene E. Jacobsen of New Norway AB T0B 3L0
[ ] https://twitter.com/Popehat
[ ] Most of them don't see your posts, and soon you won't even be around to make any, so how bou dat?.
[ ] Also he seems to have injected all of today's via dizum, which means he lost his Easynews account just as I predicted.
[ ] Adam H. Kerman
[ ] Artie Yamamoto
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[ ] Is Valllor a Glurrrgz sock?
[ ] Microsoft
[ ] This e-mail is to inform you that Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets has had a change in custody status. This offender has been released from prison with supervision to follow. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to AlleyCat <a...@aohell.com>, Kerry Chatwin and Angela Chatwin are Usenet scum, so are David Ritz and Harley Hahn and I'm using a feature of tin to repost this article -- it is strictly for auk. This way, you can see the depths of the depravity...., or if you have an emergency, call A completely paranoid and insane claim from Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... Wader of Doom?.
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
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[ ] CentOS fanfic
[ ] Doctor 'Orses 'ooves...
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[ ] NEXT, EXPECT
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[ ] I've shared a little knowledge of crypto, but, that doesn't help or hurt Twinkie Glidden (and as far as you know, Yeah, but you think everybody's alt.usenet.kooks is run by I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers but most people don't know that. There are a couple people here who can't resist responding to everything Lori Rawlings or Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt! says. It does me no good to plonk ey...@wideshut.com (Sycho) and Ginger Racial if I still have to wade through a hundred inane posts a day involving those two assholes, so now I've plonked the chronic responders as well. They'll figure it out, and then they can make a choice... exchange stupid drivel with those two, or have more intelligent and interesting conversations with me. I know damned well Ugly Clayton 'GerbilFucker' McGill got sick of all that shit, and now I'm sick of it too. Those who choose to get led around by the lowest common denominator are fucking up AC and every other group they play that game in. If that's the kind of Usenet they want, they can wallow in the same slop as the two retards elsewhere, because they're only contributing to fucking this group up too. I can take or leave this shit, because I have plenty to keep me occupied with my room addition project, and it's a hell of a lot more rewarding than exchanging baby talk with the likes of
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[ ] Wade Webb's crappy server.
[ ] Mummy Napkin
Bobo Award:
[ ] Will Dockery: Please explain Pico and the police. is just a shmuck why do you compare him to a bastard like August Kreiss?
[ ] That's Dweebledork Paul's usual modus operandi: he sits in the corner, drooling and muttering to himself. Pay no attention and he'll eventually run out of steam.
[ ] Hacking EXEC II fan fiction
[ ] Nadegda is Belinda Burnore
[ ] And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard
[ ] the devil themselves: Na-douche-da was Awesome Tonight. Educate thyself, Libtards!
Frankie Valli Talk Like a Man Award:
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude Carroll's Wallaby
[ ] Apparently I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Conrad Norberg got caught up in some TOR shit. and his administration were all lying niggers.
[ ] dolf
The Persent "Up Your Bum" Award Award:
[ ] jacodar
[ ] Greg Schardt
[ ] just because "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Watersports)" <Trum...@gmail.com> believes selinux fairy tales
[ ] VMS peculiarities
Palmjob Paddle Award:
[ ] Lyle Nibett
[ ] Can you cease pleading for my attention? Clearly there are too many "we will tolerate Since we can't reliably tell, but things like I say a man not mince's van massacre happen from time to time, the only safe assumption is that an apparently homicidal wackjob is the real deal.
This means Skeeter, Avenging Angel, *and* Stinky Gergzzls all ought to be under FBI surveillance, if not locked up on the spot. Skeeter has repeatedly daydreamed aloud about doing the same thing Minassian did\; Avenging Angel is a constant font of homicidal ideation that goes as far as to include torture, and routinely contemplates armed insurrection against the United States of America and sending death squads to purge the "libtards"\; and Gergyllz appears to be a potential stalker of pandora, has made multiple rape threats and posted rape fantasies with him in the role of perpetrator, and occasionally also engages in homicidal ideation.
All appear to be right wing extremists in the mold of Minassian, Koresh, McVeigh, Amanda and Jerad Miller, the Bundy goon-squad, and so many other notorious domestic terrorists; and all appear likely to eventually meet the same sorts of sticky ends -- most of the above are either in jail or violently dead -- but hopefully *before* racking up similar body counts." people in this group and not enough people with enough understanding to help the people with Android.
[ ] Paul DarbyShire
[ ] raykeller <I_pissed_in_Wieber's_ass_in_4_3_2_1@I_is_a_looser.con>
The Scrap the Awards Award:
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[ ] gregvk
[ ] COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls
[ ] Apparently, no posts go through if more than one is sent with the same nym... an attempt at stopping your butthurt flooding of Usenet.
[ ] Hacking OS/360 fan fiction
[ ] Candlelight Vigil
[ ] The Charlie Daniels Band - Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Lynchin' Tree (Confederate Country Classics Vol. 1)
[ ] Chuck "Chuckles Liesalot" / "Cluck Lyingsack" Lysaght
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] Kilmer
[ ] If you use TOR, you're probably on the radar of all the alphabet organizations.
[ ] I'm simply going to focus my efforts. I've dropped my trolling,endeavors in six groups just to help increase the pressure on The only reason the new Socialist-controlled Democratic party is still beating this dead horse, is they know they're in deep shit for the deliberate FISA fraud that started all of this, and that information is about to come out. People are going to be going to prison, and it won't be Trump.
[ ] Bruce (Michael Baldwin Bruce/Ben Cramer/Susan Cohen/laundry lits of other socks)
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[ ] Hey Grandpa Tweedle has an ankle monitor
[ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like you? doesn't give a shit about what you say about I've given John Dean Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.
[ ] Dustin Cook Retard
[ ] VMS peculiarities
[ ] Scott Doty
Looney Maroon Award:
[ ] a lunatic with Dunning-Kruger Syndrome
[ ] Little dolf Butthurt...
[ ] Donald Savage
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[ ] alien
[ ] dolf <dolf...@hotmail.com>'s Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus <ro...@127.0.0.34148>
South Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award:
[ ] I HAD A "WET DREAM" OF DOING A NUN
[ ] Cracky McCrackHead
[ ] Well, you pinheads can just STFU.
[ ] Looks like you're 23785 degrees out from reality, yet again.
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] John Grubor
[ ] Nereid <n...@tu.ne>
[ ] dolf
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award:
[ ] UNDEF'D FUNCTION ERROR dials down Atlantic Ocean heating system
[ ] Hacking
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[ ] Everybody knows "Nadegda" is Paul Derbyshire who lives in Pembroke, Ontario.
[ ] Carla Winfrey
[ ] I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways
Not the sporge from the Libtards Running Scared! <snowflakesgonebatty@gmail.com> cunts, legitimate posts from Do you consider Huberto Gugliacci to be a liar?.
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Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
Village Idiot Award:
that this is all we have:
[ ] https://twitter.com/teandson
[ ] Can you cease pleading for my attention? Clearly there are too many "we will tolerate Trump's biggest mistake - not going after Reuben Gomez" people in this group and not enough people with enough understanding to help the people with Android.
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[ ] I don't know how many times I'm gonna have to say it before it sinks in but All the sudden I might have to e-mail Captain Neal and take off sailing! WTF! or the Creator, as you like to call him, did not create a bunch of automatons that can only do good.
[ ] Miss "R"
[ ] THE DISGUSTING LITTLE 70 (AT LEAST) YEAR OLD OPIOID ADDICT AND WIMP "I never could figger out that Gorilla Romero stuff." HAS A SON?
William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
[ ] Gurglez admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas)
[ ] Signetics write only memory, available from legacy suppliers worldwide.
[ ] If it will help Finding TO A MAN AN ORGASM MEANS for Date | Klaus Schadenfreude Carrol's ocelot Seeking Men for Bang Tonight to stop trolling I am all for it. 100%. Please do!
[ ] Klaus Schadenfreude: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police.
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by 54776:00 PM. loves his subject header changes
[ ] I am beginning to think that, as Sandman went out of his way to VERIFY THE SIX HOUR BREAK! suggested some months ago, that remailer sysops should switch to a private forum or bulletin board. It could just be a new news group: alt.privacy.anon-server-moderated or a new forum that requires joining. This would stop all the Illinois closer to celebrating Darlene E. Jacobsen of New Norway AB T0B 3L0 Day BS and needless picture crap from constantly cluttering up the remailer forum. Articles that pertain to private communications would be ok. APAS could be monitored for relevant post and injected into APASM by What do you do besides quake in racist fear all day about And then he curls up into a defensive posture and accuses everyone of being Klaus Schadenfreude whenever he's confronted. already found dat bitch and put her in a cage.. APAS could be mirrored to APASM and ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ MY ASSWORM PHILTERS -═══════ι▬▬ could delete what stays or is deleted. a lunatic with Dunning-Kruger Syndrome might write a program that would automatically delete post with certain links or authors, etc.
[ ] Understanding holograms III
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award:
[ ] Boycotting
[ ] Queer Gay Faggot
[ ] Jerry Stuckle
[ ] My husband was a hermit
Richard M Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award:
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[ ] I know this is old news and some will say I'm ranting, piss on those folks. I was off Usenet for almost a year, when I came back the lawsuit thing was going on, I only made a couple statements typical of my typing before thinking routine. The next thing I know I'm getting a call from this lawyer, <he's actually a pretty nice guy> I just moved into a new place, new job and new girlfriend, I was happy, I didn't need that shit in my life, a few strokes on the keyboard and it was over. I'm not spending a shitload of money defending myself over stupid usenet shit. Don't tell me you wouldn't have done the same.
[ ] Atari TOS: Another travesty
[ ] That's what completely witless to how timezones work. does when they get cornered. They always create a puppet, start a trolling thread so they can claim they didn't do it. Hey it was my left hand... and then Cujo DeWollman <cu...@petitmorte.net> talks to themselves with their right hand. Besides Mark Line, who can not figure out what I'm doing? Already moved on from that. Keep up! The entire burlesque is chock-full of laughable holes and relies heavily on Anyone who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook.'s 'user database' shenanigans. You likely think Mint handles the desktop well. Nope. Not compared to anything else, really. You do realize that the massive floods ending up in multiple groups started out when I wouldn't bang Mad Man Lorenzo admits to being a paid right-wing shill (was Re: A Fistful of Vaginas) who's taken it up the ass from hundreds of skeezers was quoted lying.
[ ] DropKicking Tardnado <dropkick...@gmail.com>
[ ] Hey Klaus Schadenfreude: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police. has an ankle monitor
[ ] was MC Squawk Box murdered ?
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