Re: Adios, ko0ks!

[Checkmate]

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First, check out what Fred Hall said:


>
> On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 16:31:11 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
> wrote:
>
> >Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >Checkmate!
> >
> >First, check out what kensi said:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> I'm going to be mostly offline from about 10 minutes from now until
> >> Monday afternoon having a much nicer weekend than any k00k can aspire
> >> to. Adios!
> >>
> >> *snicker*
> >
> >Good thing you mentioned that, or I probably wouldn't have noticed. Make
> >sure you come back and entertain us Monday afternoon. Oh... and try to
> >be sober by then, okay?
>
> No bloody fear. Paul's 82 other socks will take up the slack.

Did... did you just suggest that Kensi might be a SOCK?

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<US> How much money have you spent paying off the PIGS?

<CM> The pigs have no use for money. They're content to eat table scraps
and forage for truffles.

<US> I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
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<CM> Watch the stupid cunt ask what 1337 means...

<JD> That is exactly what I am expecting.

<CM> ROT 1337... it'll make you dizzy!

<Tard> Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*,
you Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Even when we warned him first, he still fell for it!

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[Fred Hall]

On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 17:51:11 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>

wrote:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>Checkmate!
>
>First, check out what Fred Hall said:
>
>
>>
>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 16:31:11 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> >Checkmate!
>> >
>> >First, check out what kensi said:
>> >
>> >
>> >>
>> >> I'm going to be mostly offline from about 10 minutes from now until
>> >> Monday afternoon having a much nicer weekend than any k00k can aspire
>> >> to. Adios!
>> >>
>> >> *snicker*
>> >
>> >Good thing you mentioned that, or I probably wouldn't have noticed. Make
>> >sure you come back and entertain us Monday afternoon. Oh... and try to
>> >be sober by then, okay?
>>
>> No bloody fear. Paul's 82 other socks will take up the slack.
>
>Did... did you just suggest that Kensi might be a SOCK?

Me? Of course not.
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Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:k5aer8$iri$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 17:51:11 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
> wrote:
>
>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
>>by Checkmate!
>>
>>First, check out what Fred Hall said:
>>
>>
>>>
>>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 16:31:11 -0700, Checkmate
>>> <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>>>
>>> >Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>>> >posts by Checkmate!
>>> >
>>> >First, check out what kensi said:
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >> I'm going to be mostly offline from about 10 minutes from now
>>> >> until Monday afternoon having a much nicer weekend than any k00k
>>> >> can aspire to. Adios!
>>> >>
>>> >> *snicker*
>>> >
>>> >Good thing you mentioned that, or I probably wouldn't have noticed.
>>> > Make sure you come back and entertain us Monday afternoon. Oh...
>>> >and try to be sober by then, okay?
>>>
>>> No bloody fear. Paul's 82 other socks will take up the slack.
>>
>>Did... did you just suggest that Kensi might be a SOCK?
>
> Me? Of course not.

Not never, not no how.

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fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.

[Checkmate]

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First, check out what Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar said:


>
> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> news:616uoo....@news.alt.net:

>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> > by Checkmate!
> >
> > First, check out what kensi said:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> I'm going to be mostly offline from about 10 minutes from now until
> >> Monday afternoon having a much nicer weekend than any k00k can aspire
> >> to. Adios!
> >>
> >> *snicker*
> >
> > Good thing you mentioned that, or I probably wouldn't have noticed.
> > Make sure you come back and entertain us Monday afternoon. Oh... and
> > try to be sober by then, okay?
>

> The Sock is serving weekends in the county jail for writing checks its pea-brain can't cash.

Actually, Kensi is visiting me here in Seattle... where I live. We just
had a very stimulating discussion on nuclear fission, radioactive decay,
and the wonderful world of isotopes. She brought along some of her
favorite toys and promised to let me feed her munky later on. Right now
I'm preparing a banana lickity split that I think she'll find quite...
pleasurable.

[Checkmate]

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First, check out what Nadegda said:

>
> On Sat, 13 Oct 2012 03:37:12 +0000, Yours Truly,Johnny Donut wrote:
>
> > Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> > news:616uoo....@news.alt.net:
> >
> >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> >> by Checkmate!
> >>
> >> First, check out what kensi said:
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>> I'm going to be mostly offline from about 10 minutes from now until
> >>> Monday afternoon having a much nicer weekend than any k00k can aspire
> >>> to. Adios!
> >>>
> >>> *snicker*
> >>
> >> Good thing you mentioned that, or I probably wouldn't have noticed.
> >> Make sure you come back and entertain us Monday afternoon. Oh... and
> >> try to be sober by then, okay?
> >

> > [kensi] is serving weekends in the county jail for writing checks its
> > pea-brain can't cash.
>
> Oh, really? Then why did she post this less than half an hour ago, kook?
>
> <k5anid$eem$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
>
> SPNAK!
>
> I have some advice for you, Donut (so named because you're a big fat
> zero): Stop lying. You're not good at it. You keep getting caught in your
> lies and winding up with egg on your face. A smart person would have
> realized he wasn't cut out for it and would have given up trying to lie
> convincingly long ago. You, of course, are not a smart person, so I'm
> having to tell you this instead of you figuring it out on your own.
>
> You're welcome, by the way.
>
> <snicker>

Did... did you just prove that Kensi's still screeding on Usenet when she
told us she was away for the weekend having the time of her life?





<major snicker>

[Nadegda]

On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 21:03:23 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always make ANSI approved safety giggles when reading posts by

She uses her phone to post to usenet, remember? I guess she took it with
her and still checks it occasionally. Though without her confirmation
that's all it is: a guess.

Me, I'd have just turned it right off and the hell with you kooks, but
apparently kensi is willing to sacrifice a bit of time to exploit a low-
hanging SPNAK opportunity like you kooks just gave her. Probably two
minutes she'd have spent waiting for something or sitting in the back of
a taxi on the way somewhere anyway.

BTW, her one-line followup hardly qualifies as "screeding", you
ridiculous buffoon.

[Colonel Jake]

On 10/12/2012 8:55 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar said:
>
>
>>
>> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
>> news:616uoo....@news.alt.net:
>>
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
>>> by Checkmate!
>>>
>>> First, check out what kensi said:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'm going to be mostly offline from about 10 minutes from now until
>>>> Monday afternoon having a much nicer weekend than any k00k can aspire
>>>> to. Adios!
>>>>
>>>> *snicker*
>>>
>>> Good thing you mentioned that, or I probably wouldn't have noticed.
>>> Make sure you come back and entertain us Monday afternoon. Oh... and
>>> try to be sober by then, okay?
>>
>> The Sock is serving weekends in the county jail for writing checks its pea-brain can't cash.
>
> Actually, Kensi is visiting me here in Seattle... where I live. We just
> had a very stimulating discussion on nuclear fission, radioactive decay,
> and the wonderful world of isotopes. She brought along some of her
> favorite toys and promised to let me feed her munky later on. Right now
> I'm preparing a banana lickity split that I think she'll find quite...
> pleasurable.
>

That's coOl!,
"You get to lick her lickity split,
then after? you can fetch you a banana slit!!!..."

*nothing better than charged liquid cobalt*
(isotope Co-59)

--
Colonel Jake

[Checkmate]

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Oh, yeah... r-i-g-h-t...

> I guess she took it with her and still checks it occasionally.

Yeah... maybe that's it.

> Though without her confirmation that's all it is: a guess.

Well, of course... but it's plausible.

> Me, I'd have just turned it right off and the hell with you kooks,

Of course you would have. It's a good thing you're here with us on your
computer then. You know... so you don't have to make that choice.

> apparently kensi is willing to sacrifice

She's a very selfless individual, and we all appreciate that about her.

> a bit of time to exploit a low-
> hanging SPNAK opportunity like you kooks just gave her.

Yes, mine hangs pretty low sometimes.

> Probably two
> minutes she'd have spent waiting for something or sitting in the back of
> a taxi on the way somewhere anyway.

Good point. She might have been in the ladies room taking a shit.

> BTW, her one-line followup hardly qualifies as "screeding", you
> ridiculous buffoon.

Now I'm confused. Wasn't that supposed to be a quote from her giving
advice to a donut? I counted ten lines... but then you guys do math a
little differently.

[Fred Hall]

Absolutely.

[Nadegda]

On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 21:29:23 -0700, Stalemate wrote:

> Warning! Always make ANSI approved safety giggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Nadegda said:
>
>> BTW, her one-line followup hardly qualifies as "screeding", you
>> ridiculous buffoon.
>
> Now I'm confused. Wasn't that supposed to be a quote from her giving
> advice to a donut? I counted ten lines... but then you guys do math a
> little differently.

| Message-ID: <k5anid$eem$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
...
| Just briefly checking in to say: WRONG!
|
| *snicker*
|
| *gone again now -- adios, kOok*

One line of real content. Three non-blank lines of original text. Nowhere
near ten lines and certainly nowhere near "screeding".

The more you try to squirm out of the bear-trap you stepped in, the more
it's going to gouge your ankle. Best to just give up, accept you've been
SPNAKed, and wait to be released by the Tetrarchy.

Then again, after being released, you'll just step in another one in no
time flat, so maybe in your case it won't make much of a difference
either way what you do.

<snicker>

[Checkmate]

Indeed.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

First, check out what Nadegda said:


>
> On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 21:29:23 -0700, Stalemate wrote:
>
> > Warning! Always make ANSI approved safety giggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >
> > First, check out what Nadegda said:
> >
> >> BTW, her one-line followup hardly qualifies as "screeding", you
> >> ridiculous buffoon.
> >
> > Now I'm confused. Wasn't that supposed to be a quote from her giving
> > advice to a donut? I counted ten lines... but then you guys do math a
> > little differently.
>
> | Message-ID: <k5anid$eem$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
> ...
> | Just briefly checking in to say: WRONG!
> |
> | *snicker*
> |
> | *gone again now -- adios, kOok*
>
> One line of real content. Three non-blank lines of original text. Nowhere
> near ten lines and certainly nowhere near "screeding".

<BLINK>

Did... did you just refer to one of those lines as "real" content, and
three more lines of text as "non-blank" lines?

<I think I'm getting a semi already>

> The more you try to squirm out of the bear-trap you stepped in, the more
> it's going to gouge your ankle. Best to just give up, accept you've been
> SPNAKed, and wait to be released by the Tetrarchy.

I stepped in something, alright, but it doesn't smell like a bear trap.
I think we should take a closer look at it, but it seems to be *missing*
now <smirk>. BRB...


, ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' <GOT IT!>


' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , Okay, I'm back. Here it is:

First, JD says:

>> > [kensi] is serving weekends in the county jail for writing checks
its
>> > pea-brain can't cash.

And then YOU say:

>>
>> Oh, really? Then why did she post this less than half an hour ago,
>> kook?
>>
>> <k5anid$eem$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
>>

And here you appear to be quoting Kensi, whom you claimed posted it "less
than half an hour" before you quoted it here. Let's count the lines, but
this time if they contain text, let's count them instead of calling them
"non-blank lines":

>> SPNAK!
>>
>> I have some advice for you, Donut (so named because you're a big fat
>> zero): Stop lying. You're not good at it. You keep getting caught in
>> your lies and winding up with egg on your face. A smart person would
>> have realized he wasn't cut out for it and would have given up trying
>> to lie convincingly long ago. You, of course, are not a smart person,
>> so I'm having to tell you this instead of you figuring it out on your
>> own.
>>
>> You're welcome, by the way.
>>
>> <snicker>

Do you see what I see? I see TEN "non-blank" lines. How many do YOU
see?

Like I said, you guys do math a little differently. IOW, you can't count
any better than the hand that's up your socky little ass.

> Then again, after being released, you'll just step in another one in no
> time flat, so maybe in your case it won't make much of a difference
> either way what you do.
>
> <snicker>

Oh, yeah... I got a full-blown stiffy now, and you just got a Checky-
SPANK!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZhZAr1cQU
<spanking Gangnam-style!>

[pandora]

Heh.

[pandora]

> You're daft, you lot, I'm convinced that "kensi" is a sock. It looks
> like a duck, it walks like a duck, it quacks like a duck, it's probably
> a duck.
>
Of course she's a sock. They're just pulling your chain.

:-)

> Oops, as you were,
>
> s/duck/sock
>
> It even smells like a duck^Wsock.


Indeed.

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Mheh.

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boner

[pandora]

On Sun, 14 Oct 2012 09:54:51 +0100, Sn!pe wrote:

> pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote:
>
> [...]

>> >> > >>>> >First, check out what kensi said:
>> >> > >>>> >
>> >> > >>>> >> I'm going to be mostly offline from about 10 minutes from
>> >> > >>>> >> now until Monday afternoon having a much nicer weekend
>> >> > >>>> >> than any k00k can aspire to. Adios!
>> >> > >>>> >>
>> >> > >>>> >> *snicker*
>> >> > >>>> >
>> >> > >>>> >Good thing you mentioned that, or I probably wouldn't have
>> >> > >>>> >noticed.
>> >> > >>>> > Make sure you come back and entertain us Monday afternoon.
>> >> > >>>> > Oh...
>> >> > >>>> >and try to be sober by then, okay?
>> >> > >>>>
>> >> > >>>> No bloody fear. Paul's 82 other socks will take up the
>> >> > >>>> slack.
>> >> > >>>
>> >> > >>>Did... did you just suggest that Kensi might be a SOCK?
>> >> > >>
>> >> > >> Me? Of course not.
>> >> > >
>> >> > >Not never, not no how.
>> >> >
>> >> > Absolutely.
>> >>
>> >> Indeed.
>> >
>> > You're daft, you lot, I'm convinced that "kensi" is a sock. It looks
>> > like a duck, it walks like a duck, it quacks like a duck, it's
>> > probably a duck.
>> >
>> Of course she's a sock. They're just pulling your chain.
>>
>> :-)
>

> D'oh! I'm just so gullible, you've made me blush now. I don't know where
> to hide my face, for shame.

You needn't do that. They're tricky that way.

>> > Oops, as you were,
>> >
>> > s/duck/sock
>> >
>> > It even smells like a duck^Wsock.
>>
>> Indeed.
>

> They're the very worst kind, duck-socks. Poo-eee!



Absolutely. Especially when they never wash.

[kensi]

Actually, I was waiting for an elevator. (Did you know? Half of NYC's
traffic jams are vertical.)

> BTW, her one-line followup hardly qualifies as "screeding", you
> ridiculous buffoon.

I'm sorry I missed CheckEngineLight's fantastic meltdown over the above,
up to and including all-caps subject changes. Brilliantly trolled,
Nadegda! You turned what could have been only a minor spnak of him into
an epic paddling that will have him limping for weeks to come.

--
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks

[Checkmate]

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First, check out what kensi said:


>

> On 13/10/2012 12:11 AM, Nadegda wrote:
> > On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 21:03:23 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
> >
> >> Did... did you just prove that Kensi's still screeding on Usenet when
> >> she told us she was away for the weekend having the time of her life?
> >
> > She uses her phone to post to usenet, remember? I guess she took it with
> > her and still checks it occasionally. Though without her confirmation
> > that's all it is: a guess.
> >
> > Me, I'd have just turned it right off and the hell with you kooks, but
> > apparently kensi is willing to sacrifice a bit of time to exploit a low-
> > hanging SPNAK opportunity like you kooks just gave her. Probably two
> > minutes she'd have spent waiting for something or sitting in the back of
> > a taxi on the way somewhere anyway.
>
> Actually, I was waiting for an elevator. (Did you know? Half of NYC's
> traffic jams are vertical.)

You were in the men's room taking a crap. I hope you remembered to wipe
like a lady... front-to-back.

> > BTW, her one-line followup hardly qualifies as "screeding", you
> > ridiculous buffoon.
>
> I'm sorry I missed CheckEngineLight's fantastic meltdown over the above,
> up to and including all-caps subject changes. Brilliantly trolled,
> Nadegda! You turned what could have been only a minor spnak of him into
> an epic paddling that will have him limping for weeks to come.

"She" attempted to turn her own fuckup into a victolly, but it took her a
couple of days to work out the details, including inventing the term
"non-blank lines," to explain how three lines are actually one... it just
didn't quite work.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
news:61eiu4....@news.alt.net...

[trimmed responsibly like a considerate Usenetizen]

> You were in the men's room taking a crap. I hope you remembered
> to wipe like a lady... front-to-back.

Shiny wipes from back to front! Pandora wipes from side to side because she
doesn't want the leaves to come in contact with her labia. She's got a poison
ivy phobia.

--
Sir Gregory

[pandora]

Indeed, and it was hilarious to boot.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
news:3cSdnTsCq8LWOuHN...@scnresearch.com...

Never mind that. What I'm curious about is do you ever get horny at your age?

[Checkmate]

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The funniest part was watching Nads strut around squawking
"SPNAK! SPNAK!" as if she had just laid her first egg.

[Nadegda]

On Mon, 15 Oct 2012 14:13:31 -0400, kensi wrote:

> On 13/10/2012 12:11 AM, Nadegda wrote:
>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2012 21:03:23 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
>>
>>> Did... did you just prove that Kensi's still screeding on Usenet when
>>> she told us she was away for the weekend having the time of her life?
>>
>> She uses her phone to post to usenet, remember? I guess she took it
>> with her and still checks it occasionally. Though without her
>> confirmation that's all it is: a guess.
>>
>> Me, I'd have just turned it right off and the hell with you kooks, but
>> apparently kensi is willing to sacrifice a bit of time to exploit a
>> low- hanging SPNAK opportunity like you kooks just gave her. Probably
>> two minutes she'd have spent waiting for something or sitting in the
>> back of a taxi on the way somewhere anyway.
>
> Actually, I was waiting for an elevator. (Did you know? Half of NYC's
> traffic jams are vertical.)
>
>> BTW, her one-line followup hardly qualifies as "screeding", you
>> ridiculous buffoon.
>
> I'm sorry I missed CheckEngineLight's fantastic meltdown over the above,
> up to and including all-caps subject changes. Brilliantly trolled,
> Nadegda! You turned what could have been only a minor spnak of him into
> an epic paddling that will have him limping for weeks to come.

Thanks.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

I don't think Ken will win a Best Supporting Actor for that performance,
but if it makes you feel like you fooled the rest of us with your clumsy
backpedal, AKA "I MEANT to do that," take what you can get. Note,
however, that Ken has weighed in on the line count of his post, and he
says it was three... not one. I guess you tetraturds should have a
huddle before any of you deviates from the party line.



SPANKY-SPANKY!

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First, check out what Nadegda said:


>

> On Tue, 16 Oct 2012 03:23:56 +0000, Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar wrote:
>
> > Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
> > news:k5aos7$jan$4...@dont-email.me:
> >
> >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2012 03:37:12 +0000, Yours Truly,Johnny Donut wrote:
> >>
> >>> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> >>> news:616uoo....@news.alt.net:

> >>>
> >>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> >>>> by Checkmate!
> >>>>

> >>>> First, check out what kensi said:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>> I'm going to be mostly offline from about 10 minutes from now until
> >>>>> Monday afternoon having a much nicer weekend than any k00k can
> >>>>> aspire to. Adios!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> *snicker*
> >>>>
> >>>> Good thing you mentioned that, or I probably wouldn't have noticed.
> >>>> Make sure you come back and entertain us Monday afternoon. Oh... and
> >>>> try to be sober by then, okay?
> >>>

> >>> [kensi] is serving weekends in the county jail for writing checks its
> >>> pea-brain can't cash.
> >>
> >> Oh, really? Then why did she post this less than half an hour ago,
> >> kook?
> >>
> >> <k5anid$eem$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
> >
> > Thanks for proving that [kensi] is a liar, [Nadegda].
>
> Er, it was *your* k'lame that kensi was in jail that was disproved, kook.
> What was kensi's alleged lie?



-------------ZOOM!-------------->


(Nads)

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>
> An tSin Gorm <chine...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > In article <k5hqik$nvj$1...@speranza.aioe.org>,
> > kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:
> >
> > > On 15/10/2012 3:20 PM, An tSin Gorm wrote:
> > > > In article <k5hjis$4ie$1...@speranza.aioe.org>,
> >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> > I count four blank lines.
> >
> > And since your criteria is any response proves being owned....
>
> Hot damn, you don't own me!
>
> Ah...
>
> Um...
>
> As you were.
>
>
> Anyway, I can see six blank lines up there. Nyer-nyer, you don't get me.

I noticed some non-blank ones too. Do those count for anything?

[pandora]

You'll never know.

[pandora]

Heh. Maybe it was her first?

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

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I'll take that as a "no." I've heard that after menopause many women actually
get to the point where sex becomes a real chore and a drag. It can also be
physically painful because the natural lubrication tends to dry up. You
couldn't PAY me enough to be a woman. All their young lives they get by on
their ability to provide men what men want. But, when they get old, it's 'Katy
bar the door' because men don't want them anymore. It must really really
damage the old female self-esteem to know men really don't care about a
female's mind. It's only a sexy body a man wants. And the sexy body is ever so
transient. On top of that even the sexiest body gets boring after several
rolls in the hay and then a man looks for greener pastures as he knows variety
is the spice of life.

--
Sir Gregory

--
Sir Gregory

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

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> Checkmate wrote:
>> pandora said:
>>> Checkmate wrote:
>>> > kensi said:

The only "first" for Kensi, at this point, would be if she realized
she was out-classed and out-gunned in AUK and unsubscribed.

--
Sir Gregory

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"She" would have to get permission from Paul's hand.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message

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Don't listen to that idiot Bit Rot. He's tone deaf if he can't tell that
Derbyshire and Kensi have totally different styles. Kensington has an obvious
'female' attitude while Derbyshire is an arrogant, repetitive, asinine male.

--
Sir Gregory

[Checkmate]

fuuu!

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message

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Spit it out. (Ragnar's semen)

[Checkmate]

Figure it out, it's a sekrit.

[pandora]

On Tue, 16 Oct 2012 14:54:02 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
> news:CYKdndFnaZXPNuDN...@scnresearch.com...
>> On Mon, 15 Oct 2012 20:27:41 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
>>> news:3cSdnTsCq8LWOuHN...@scnresearch.com...
>>>> On Mon, 15 Oct 2012 13:58:19 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
>>>>> "She" attempted to turn her own fuckup into a victolly, but it took
>>>>> her a couple of days to work out the details, including inventing
>>>>> the term "non-blank lines," to explain how three lines are actually
>>>>> one... it just didn't quite work.
>>>>
>>>> Indeed, and it was hilarious to boot.
>>>
>>>
>>> Never mind that. What I'm curious about is do you ever get horny at
>>> your age?
>>
>> You'll never know.
>>
>>
>
> I'll take that as a "no."

Then you would be wrong, as usual.

I've heard that after menopause many women
> actually get to the point where sex becomes a real chore and a drag. It
> can also be physically painful because the natural lubrication tends to
> dry up. You couldn't PAY me enough to be a woman.

You don't have the *balls* for it anyway.

All their young
> lives they get by on their ability to provide men what men want. But,
> when they get old, it's 'Katy bar the door' because men don't want them
> anymore. It must really really damage the old female self-esteem to know
> men really don't care about a female's mind.

*Some* men, not all. Women keep the good ones.

It's only a sexy body a man
> wants. And the sexy body is ever so transient.

Sex is really in the mind. Too bad you never figured that out.

On top of that even the
> sexiest body gets boring after several rolls in the hay and then a man
> looks for greener pastures as he knows variety is the spice of life.

Absolutely and someone with a *good* mind can provide that variety.

> --
> Sir Gregory

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

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Stop lusting after my good (superior) mind. You're supposed to be a happily
married woman.

--
Sir Gregory

[pandora]

I guess you never heard of multiple personality disorder?

[pandora]

I was referring to myself, dork.

[Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar]

Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
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Fried Christ on a cracker, these socks are even more stupid that Richard The Stoopid.



--

You there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there, too. Then fuck off some more. Keep
fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.

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It's... it's like they do it on purpose!

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>
> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 03:41:24 +0000, Yours Truly,Johnny Donut the Big Fat
> Zero wrote:
>
> > Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in

> > news:k5incp$i95$3...@dont-email.me:

> >
> >> On Tue, 16 Oct 2012 03:23:56 +0000, Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar wrote:
> >>
> >>> Nadegda <nad31...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
> >>> news:k5aos7$jan$4...@dont-email.me:
> >>>
> >>>> On Sat, 13 Oct 2012 03:37:12 +0000, Yours Truly,Johnny Donut wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> >>>>> news:616uoo....@news.alt.net:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
> >>>>>> posts by Checkmate!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> First, check out what kensi said:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> I'm going to be mostly offline from about 10 minutes from now
> >>>>>>> until Monday afternoon having a much nicer weekend than any k00k
> >>>>>>> can aspire to. Adios!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> *snicker*
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Good thing you mentioned that, or I probably wouldn't have noticed.
> >>>>>> Make sure you come back and entertain us Monday afternoon. Oh...
> >>>>>> and try to be sober by then, okay?
> >>>>>
> >>>>> [kensi] is serving weekends in the county jail for writing checks
> >>>>> its pea-brain can't cash.
> >>>>
> >>>> Oh, really? Then why did she post this less than half an hour ago,
> >>>> kook?
> >>>>
> >>>> <k5anid$eem$1...@speranza.aioe.org>
> >>>
> >>> Thanks for proving that [kensi] is a liar, [Nadegda].
> >>
> >> Er, it was *your* k'lame that kensi was in jail that was disproved,
> >> kook. What was kensi's alleged lie?
> >

> > You are a dumb motherfucker, you stupid cunt.
>
> Your failure to support your k'lame with evicence has been noted, kook,
> as has your transparent attempt to deflect attention from that fact by
> spewing some empty namecalling.

Spit the hook out. There's always a new one...




J <--- TUG-TUG

[pandora]

I don't think they do it on purpose. It's the only way they can be.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote ...

>
> I guess you never heard of multiple personality disorder?

Like Sybil Isabel Dorsett?

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>

No, like Sally Fields.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

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> First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote ...
\>> >
>> > I guess you never heard of multiple personality disorder?
>>
>> Like Sybil Isabel Dorsett?
>
> No, like Sally Fields.

Her name is Sally "Field" you big dummy!

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>
> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
> news:61jm0k....@news.alt.net...
> > First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
> >> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote ...
> \>> >
> >> > I guess you never heard of multiple personality disorder?
> >>
> >> Like Sybil Isabel Dorsett?
> >
> > No, like Sally Fields.
>
>
>
> Her name is Sally "Field" you big dummy!

Whatever. I wasn't sure, but couldn't be assed to check.

[pandora]

Yes.

[pandora]

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 12:21:31 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>
>
>
>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote ...
>>
>>
>> > I guess you never heard of multiple personality disorder?
>>
>> Like Sybil Isabel Dorsett?
>
> No, like Sally Fields.

She does seem to have had multiple lives.

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She played Sybil in 1976.

[pandora]

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 16:46:41 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what pandora said:
>
>
>
>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 12:21:31 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
>>
>> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
>> > by Checkmate!
>> >
>> > First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote ...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> > I guess you never heard of multiple personality disorder?
>> >>
>> >> Like Sybil Isabel Dorsett?
>> >
>> > No, like Sally Fields.
>>
>>
>> She does seem to have had multiple lives.
>
> She played Sybil in 1976.

Yes dear, I know that.....

[Checkmate]

Okay. Your answer suggested that maybe you didn't.

[Nadegda]

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 12:31:50 -0700, Stalemate wrote:

> Warning! Always make ANSI approved safety giggles when reading posts by

> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>
>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
>> news:61jm0k....@news.alt.net...
>> > First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>> >> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote ...
>> \>> >
>> >> > I guess you never heard of multiple personality disorder?
>> >>
>> >> Like Sybil Isabel Dorsett?
>> >
>> > No, like Sally Fields.
>>
>> Her name is Sally "Field" you big dummy!
>
> Whatever. I wasn't sure, but couldn't be assed to check.

That's gonna be carved on your tombstone someday. Like this:

*************************
**** ****
*** .___ _ .___ ***
** / \ | / \ **
** |__-' | |,_-' **
* | \ | | *
** / \ / / **
* *
* *
** **
* )__/_ _ _ / '_ _ *
* / /(-/ (- (__/(-_) *
* *
* _, ___ _, _, __, _, _ _, ___ __, *
** (_ | /_\ | |_ |\/| /_\ | |_ **
* , ) | | | | , | | | | | | | *
* ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ *
* *
* _ __ _ __ _ __ *
* /| (_||_ |_ --- _)/ \/| _) *
* | _|__)|_) /__\_/ | /__ *
* *
* *
* He couldn't be assed to check. *
* *
*| | | | | | | |*
*| | | || | | || | | | | | || ||
|| || | | |||| ||| |||||| || | || |||| |||||
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||


Yep.

He couldn't be assed to check whether any given person was a Derbyshire
sock.

He couldn't be assed to check how Sally Field's name was spelled.

And he couldn't be assed to check the Xanax side effects info sheet
before munching them like candy.

<snicker>

[Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar]

pandora <pan...@peak.org> wrote in news:tqednZzfb-oAxOPN...@scnresearch.com:

What we have here is absolute proof that nature and nurture have conspired against these socks to
yield stupid cubed.

Especially the one that claims to be a physicist.

Ha ha ha ha!

[Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar]

Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
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Even a bare hook, clearly labeled as a hook with a bright neon sign, would attract the Socks for a yummy
meal.

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Only my very bestest fanbois draw ASCII pictures for me.

Sooo, you were "born" in '56?

[Checkmate]

The nadless Ken doll?

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Mackerel are like that too. Greedy little fuckers...

[pandora]

On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 18:07:19 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what pandora said:
>
>
>
>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 16:46:41 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
>>
>> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
>> > by Checkmate!
>> >
>> > First, check out what pandora said:
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 12:21:31 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading
>> >> > posts by Checkmate!
>> >> >
>> >> > First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote ...
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> > I guess you never heard of multiple personality disorder?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Like Sybil Isabel Dorsett?
>> >> >
>> >> > No, like Sally Fields.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> She does seem to have had multiple lives.
>> >
>> > She played Sybil in 1976.
>>
>> Yes dear, I know that.....
>
> Okay. Your answer suggested that maybe you didn't.

Sorry I wasn't clear in my response.

[pandora]

Indeed, especially that one. SHE claims to be an ASStrophyicist
actually. Well, she's definitely an ASS that's for sure.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

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> Sorry I wasn't queer in my response.

Then next time do be queer - it's the only thing Checkmate really understands.

--
Sir Gregory

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

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That makes ONE thing! Hee hee hee!

--
Sir Gregory

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

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Then that should have answered your question and proved you wrong again.

SmAcKdOwN

[pandora]

You just can't stop with the post edits, can you? Especially the *queer*
ones that you do so well.

[pandora]

Keep telling yourself that if it makes you happy.

[pandora]

It was only a guess and frankly, I was surprised that you knew about it.

Of course, I shouldn't have been since you do it so well.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

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LOL. I learned everything I know about queer from Checkmate and Ragnar!

--
Sir Gregory

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

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Yes, you're not the first woman who's told me I do it so well!

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>
> On Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:23:18 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>
> > "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
> > news:m6GdnQC_MItK9eLN...@scnresearch.com...
> >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 18:07:19 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
> >>> First, check out what pandora said:
> >>>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 16:46:41 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
> >>>> > First, check out what pandora said:
> >>>> >> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 12:21:31 -0700, Checkmate wrote:
> >>>> >> > First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
> >>>> >> >> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote ...
> >>>> >> >>
> >>>> >> >> > I guess you never heard of multiple personality disorder?
> >>>> >> >>
> >>>> >> >> Like Sybil Isabel Dorsett?
> >>>> >> >
> >>>> >> > No, like Sally Fields.
> >>>> >>
> >>>> >> She does seem to have had multiple lives.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > She played Sybil in 1976.
> >>>>
> >>>> Yes dear, I know that.....
> >>>
> >>> Okay. Your answer suggested that maybe you didn't.
> >>
> >> Sorry I wasn't queer in my response.
> >
> > Then next time do be queer - it's the only thing Checkmate really
> > understands.
>
> You just can't stop with the post edits, can you? Especially the *queer*
> ones that you do so well.

No wonder his keyboard sticks.

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>

What... pull up your pantyhose?

[pandora]

On Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:52:18 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>
>
>
>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
>> news:m6GdnTq_MIsoxB3N...@scnresearch.com...
>> > On Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:31:25 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>> >> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message
>> >> news:T6KdnbRTiON3ueLN...@scnresearch.com...
>> >>> On Wed, 17 Oct 2012 15:12:07 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.
>> >>> wrote:
>> >>>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote ...
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> I guess you never heard of multiple personality disorder?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Like Sybil Isabel Dorsett?
>> >>>
>> >>> Yes.
>> >>
>> >> Then that should have answered your question and proved you wrong
>> >> again.
>> >>
>> >> SmAcKdOwN
>> >
>> > It was only a guess and frankly, I was surprised that you knew about
>> > it.
>> >
>> > Of course, I shouldn't have been since you do it so well.
>>
>>
>> Yes, you're not the first woman who's told me I do it so well!
>
> What... pull up your pantyhose?

Nah. Well, not unless he's being oneof his many diverse personalities.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote in message

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I shave my legs because I'm a badass cyclist who can kick some serious ass -
even those cyclists many years younger than me. I don't wear pantyhose but
when it's cold I do wear tights which are like black, Spandex pantyhose. Last
year I ran into this very hawt chick named Blanca (from Panama) she was
tightening her skewers alongside the road because she had come down to the
Keys to train during a holiday week-end and didn't get it right before leaving
her apartment.

I stopped and asked her if she needed help and she said she was OK - just
doing some adjustments. She is one of them tri-athletes who swim, ride and run
and she was very fit - six pack abs, pert breasts and nice tight, pear-shaped
and taut ass and all that good stuff. So we rode together and she had a very
difficult time keeping up. So I told her to ride in front at her own
comfortable pace (that way I could check out and lust after her sexy ass) so
she did and we had a great ride. There are few things more stimulating that
viewing a hawt, sexy, fit female, Spandex-clad posterior from behind.

--
Sir Gregory

[Checkmate]

Does shaving your legs make you go faster... or just feel pretty?

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>
> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>
> > Does shaving your legs make you go faster... or just feel pretty?
>

> One word - "windage".

I seriously doubt if it makes any difference.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

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>> First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:

>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote ...

>> > Checkmate wrote:
>> >> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:

>> >>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote ...

>> >>> > Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>> >>> >> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> wrote ...

>> >>> >> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

>> >>> >>>> "pandora" the sexy goddess <pan...@peak.org> wrote ...

It's got nothing to do with your sexist comments. It's got everything to do
with massaging the leg muscles after a ride. Leg hair interferes with a good
deep-muscle massage.

You of all people should know that as you are an expert at 'deep muscle" - as
in 'man muscle' massage. I've heard from Ragnar that your lips are very
educated.

--
Sir Gregory

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

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> First, check out what I M Poster said:
>> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>>
>> > Does shaving your legs make you go faster... or just feel pretty?
>>
>> One word - "windage".
>
> I seriously doubt if it makes any difference.

It makes female motorists get all wet!!!

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But does it make you feel pretty?

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>

Greg, you couldn't get a female wet with a fire hose.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message

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> First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:

>>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote ...

>> >> First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:

>> >> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> sexed me up with ...
>> >> > Checkmate blathered thusly:
>> >> >> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. erudited:
>> >> >>> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> meowed ...
>> >> >>> > Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. opined:
>> >> >>> >> "pandora" <pan...@peak.org> come-hithered ...

Men don't feel "pretty." Men feel tough, badass, virile, studly, fast, potent,
desired by all the desirable females, etc. Nice smooth legs rippling with
musculature is so very manly. The only thing women seem to be turned
on by more than my legs is my ass --- you know, buns of steel and all that.
Women are just fascinated with a well-shaped, and taut man ass.

--
Sir Gregory

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message

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> First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:

>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote ...

>> > First, check out what I M Poster said:
>> >> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Does shaving your legs make you go faster... or just feel pretty?
>> >>
>> >> One word - "windage".
>> >
>> > I seriously doubt if it makes any difference.
>>
>> It makes female motorists get all wet!!!
>
> Greg, you couldn't get a female wet with a fire hose.

Now, STOP IT, my keyboard is fucked up enough already. It sure doesn't need my
spraying more beer onto it . .