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[Checkmate]

This is fucking PRICELESS!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1307181505572212736

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[mixed nuts]

On 9/19/2020 2:32 PM, Checkmate wrote:
>
> This is fucking PRICELESS!
>
> https://twitter.com/i/status/1307181505572212736

And if you look at it, who is the real problem? The big problem is
China. And we can have others, also, and I'm not excluding anybody. But
the big problem is China, and why don't you want to say that?

That certainly bothers me.

--
Grizzly H.

[mixed nuts]

On 9/19/2020 3:04 PM, Skeeter wrote:

> More avoiding the violence of the left.

It's talk like The President Day. It's like when somebody axes him about
FBI and he bitches about China. Then when somebody axes him about
China, because that's where his head seems to be, he goes off on Hillary.

So that's what you get, from great presidents who are super geniuses.
If you want to be a super genius, that's what you have to do,
apparently. At least the evangelicals are going for it, and the mush
brain stoners.

Its a Russia thing, I'm sure.

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Grizzly H.

[vallor]

On Sat, 19 Sep 2020 13:04:48 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

> On Sat, 19 Sep 2020 14:58:41 -0400, mixed nuts
> <melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>

> More avoiding the violence of the left.

So, nothing to say.



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[Checkmate]

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On Sat, 19 Sep 2020 13:04:48 -0600 Skeeter put forth the following
notion, which was duly noted and recorded:

>
> On Sat, 19 Sep 2020 14:58:41 -0400, mixed nuts
> <melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>

> More avoiding the violence of the left.

Because it came from... CHI-nuh!

[Checkmate]

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On Sat, 19 Sep 2020 19:20:05 -0600 Skeeter put forth the following

notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

> On 19 Sep 2020 23:35:57 GMT, vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 19 Sep 2020 13:04:48 -0600, Skeeter wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat, 19 Sep 2020 14:58:41 -0400, mixed nuts
> >> <melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
> >>
> >>>On 9/19/2020 2:32 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> This is fucking PRICELESS!
> >>>>
> >>>> https://twitter.com/i/status/1307181505572212736
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>And if you look at it, who is the real problem? The big problem is
> >>>China. And we can have others, also, and I'm not excluding anybody. But
> >>>the big problem is China, and why don't you want to say that?
> >>>
> >>>That certainly bothers me.
> >>
> >>
> >> More avoiding the violence of the left.
> >
> >So, nothing to say.
>
>

> I said something, not my fault you don't know how this works.

Somebuddy needs a Checkyfix (tm).

[vallor]

On Sat, 19 Sep 2020 22:38:06 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Sat, 19 Sep 2020 19:20:05 -0600 Skeeter put forth the following
> notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>
>> On 19 Sep 2020 23:35:57 GMT, vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
>>
>> >On Sat, 19 Sep 2020 13:04:48 -0600, Skeeter wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sat, 19 Sep 2020 14:58:41 -0400, mixed nuts
>> >> <melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>On 9/19/2020 2:32 PM, Checkmate wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> This is fucking PRICELESS!
>> >>>>
>> >>>> https://twitter.com/i/status/1307181505572212736
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >>>And if you look at it, who is the real problem? The big problem is
>> >>>China. And we can have others, also, and I'm not excluding anybody.
>> >>>But the big problem is China, and why don't you want to say that?
>> >>>
>> >>>That certainly bothers me.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> More avoiding the violence of the left.
>> >
>> >So, nothing to say.
>>
>>
>> I said something, not my fault you don't know how this works.
>
> Somebuddy needs a Checkyfix (tm).

Lol -- Darth Checkers flatters himself.

Kind of what he does -- not only does he not do self-deprecation well (a
sure sign of insecurity), but he quotes others out of context (a sure
sign of dishonesty).

So, this one draws the curtain closed on Darth Checkers...it's the end of
Act I, Scene 2.

[vallor]

On Sun, 20 Sep 2020 10:38:27 -0600, Skeeter wrote:

> Nice fanfic, how about a Skeeter fix?

Are you asking for a Vallorfix(R)®* ?

* Note that Vallorfix is a _registered_ trademark -- not just a claimed
trademark like what's-his-faces, with the "(tm)", lul.

[Sn!pe]

vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:

> Are you asking for a Vallorfix(R)®* ?
>
> * Note that Vallorfix is a _registered_ trademark -- not just a claimed
> trademark like what's-his-faces, with the "(tm)", lul.

Very original, well done.

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[Checkmate]

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On Sun, 20 Sep 2020 18:02:50 +0100 Sn!pe put forth the following

notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

> vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
>
> > Are you asking for a Vallorfix(R)®* ?
> >
> > * Note that Vallorfix is a _registered_ trademark -- not just a claimed
> > trademark like what's-his-faces, with the "(tm)", lul.
>
> Very original, well done.

He'll never get over what I did to him because he's so "sensitive". I
spotted that weakness early on, and he'll keep bringing my name up
multiple times a day... he can't help it.

[Checkmate]

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On Sun, 20 Sep 2020 10:38:27 -0600 Skeeter put forth the following

> Nice fanfic, how about a Skeeter fix?

I told everyone that he'd never get over it and quit bringing me up in
almost every post. That's what a bad case of butthurt will do to a pearl-
clutching little sissy boy.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Sun, 20 Sep 2020 15:04:46 -0600, Skeeter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>On Sun, 20 Sep 2020 11:57:03 -0700, Checkmate<More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
<...>

>>I told everyone that he'd (Vallor'd) never get over it and quit bringing me up in

>>almost every post. That's what a bad case of butthurt will do to a pearl-
>>clutching little sissy boy.
>

>He does beg for your attention.

I think Checky made a serious tai-po. Surely,
Checky meant to type "pearl necklaced" little
sissy boy.

LOL

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On 2020-09-20 2:10 p.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Sep 2020 15:04:46 -0600, Skeeter <Sc...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>> On Sun, 20 Sep 2020 11:57:03 -0700, Checkmate<More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
> <...>
>
>>> I told everyone that he'd (Vallor'd) never get over it and quit bringing me up in
>>> almost every post. That's what a bad case of butthurt will do to a pearl-
>>> clutching little sissy boy.
>>
>> He does beg for your attention.
>
> I think Checky made a serious tai-po. Surely,
> Checky meant to type "pearl necklaced" little
> sissy boy.
>
> LOL
>

i'm sure that's what you read when you saw it

[Janithor]

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On 9/20/2020 11:54 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Sun, 20 Sep 2020 18:02:50 +0100 Sn!pe put forth the following
> notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
>>
>>> Are you asking for a Vallorfix(R)®* ?
>>>
>>> * Note that Vallorfix is a _registered_ trademark -- not just a claimed
>>> trademark like what's-his-faces, with the "(tm)", lul.
>>
>> Very original, well done.
>
> He'll never get over what I did to him because he's so "sensitive". I
> spotted that weakness early on, and he'll keep bringing my name up
> multiple times a day... he can't help it.

Do you want me to use my Darth Mop powers and finish him off? A little
parataxic distortion and he's toast.

[vallor]

On Sun, 20 Sep 2020 11:54:03 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Sun, 20 Sep 2020 18:02:50 +0100 Sn!pe put forth the following
> notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>
>> vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
>>
>> > Are you asking for a Vallorfix(R)®* ?
>> >
>> > * Note that Vallorfix is a _registered_ trademark -- not just a
>> > claimed trademark like what's-his-faces, with the "(tm)", lul.
>>
>> Very original, well done.
>
> He'll never get over what I did to him because he's so "sensitive". I
> spotted that weakness early on, and he'll keep bringing my name up
> multiple times a day... he can't help it.

Uh...no.

I didn't bring Darth Checkers up, he brought _me_ up with some clueless
bullshit about a "checkyshit" or whatever his ego is on about.

What a rerun fanatic.

[vallor]

If you want, you can be Dark Bucket or Darth Plunger. No skin off my
teeth.

[Janithor]

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On 9/20/2020 7:26 PM, vallor wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Sep 2020 16:26:55 -0700, Janithor wrote:
>
>> x-no-archive: yes
>>
>> On 9/20/2020 11:54 AM, Checkmate wrote:
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>> Checkmate.
>>>
>>> On Sun, 20 Sep 2020 18:02:50 +0100 Sn!pe put forth the following
>>> notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>> vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Are you asking for a Vallorfix(R)®* ?
>>>>>
>>>>> * Note that Vallorfix is a _registered_ trademark -- not just a
>>>>> claimed trademark like what's-his-faces, with the "(tm)", lul.
>>>>
>>>> Very original, well done.
>>>
>>> He'll never get over what I did to him because he's so "sensitive". I
>>> spotted that weakness early on, and he'll keep bringing my name up
>>> multiple times a day... he can't help it.
>>
>> Do you want me to use my Darth Mop powers and finish him off? A little
>> parataxic distortion and he's toast.
>
> If you want, you can be Dark Bucket or Darth Plunger. No skin off my
> teeth.

I like Darth Plunger.

[Checkmate]

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On Sun, 20 Sep 2020 16:26:55 -0700 Janithor put forth the following

notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> On 9/20/2020 11:54 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate.
> >
> > On Sun, 20 Sep 2020 18:02:50 +0100 Sn!pe put forth the following
> > notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
> >
> >
> >>
> >> vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
> >>
> >>> Are you asking for a Vallorfix(R)®* ?
> >>>
> >>> * Note that Vallorfix is a _registered_ trademark -- not just a claimed
> >>> trademark like what's-his-faces, with the "(tm)", lul.
> >>
> >> Very original, well done.
> >
> > He'll never get over what I did to him because he's so "sensitive". I
> > spotted that weakness early on, and he'll keep bringing my name up
> > multiple times a day... he can't help it.
>
> Do you want me to use my Darth Mop powers and finish him off? A little
> parataxic distortion and he's toast.

Let him go out with a wimpy... not a scream.

[Janithor]

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On 9/21/2020 2:32 AM, Tr!pe wrote:
> vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
>
>> rerun fanatic.
>
> very parataxic.

that's distorted

[Checkmate]

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On Mon, 21 Sep 2020 10:27:08 +0100 Mr On!on put forth the following

notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>
> Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Janithor put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:

> > > On 9/20/2020 11:54 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> > > > Sn!pe put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
> > > >
> > > >>
> > > >> vallor <val...@cultnix.org> wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >>> Are you asking for a Vallorfix(R)®* ?
> > > >>>
> > > >>> * Note that Vallorfix is a _registered_ trademark -- not just a claimed
> > > >>> trademark like what's-his-faces, with the "(tm)", lul.
> > > >>
> > > >> Very original, well done.
> > > >
> > > > He'll never get over what I did to him because he's so "sensitive". I
> > > > spotted that weakness early on, and he'll keep bringing my name up
> > > > multiple times a day... he can't help it.
> > >
> > > Do you want me to use my Darth Mop powers and finish him off? A little
> > > parataxic distortion and he's toast.
> >
> > Let him go out with a wimpy... not a scream.
>

> Can you lend me a quarter, which I will gladly repay you Tuesday?
>
> --
> \|/
> (((Ï)))
>
> This is the way the world ends
> This is the way the world ends
> This is the way the world ends
> Not with a bang but a Wimpy.

Do wish to purchase a hamburger today?

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Mon, 21 Sep 2020, on...@anon.invalid (Mr On!on) wrote:
>Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>

>> Do wish to purchase a hamburger today?
>

>Don't forget the On!ons.

Indeed, a hamberder with ketchup, lettuce,
tomatoes, pickle and ONIONS is not really
a hamberder.

["Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."]

On Mon, 21 Sep 2020, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greg_hall@høme.fake> wrote:

>Indeed, a hamberder with(out) ketchup, lettuce,

>tomatoes, pickle and ONIONS is not really
>a hamberder.

corrected

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On 2020-09-21 10:59 a.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Mon, 21 Sep 2020, on...@anon.invalid (Mr On!on) wrote:
>> Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> <...>
>
>>> Do wish to purchase a hamburger today?
>>
>> Don't forget the On!ons.
>
> Indeed, a hamberder with ketchup, lettuce,
> tomatoes, pickle and ONIONS is not really
> a hamberder.
>

right nut your head is a big mac

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On 2020-09-21 11:17 a.m., "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." wrote:
> On Mon, 21 Sep 2020, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greg_hall@høme.fake> wrote:
>
>> Indeed, a hamberder with(out) ketchup, lettuce,
>> tomatoes, pickle and ONIONS is not really
>> a hamberder.
>
> corrected
>

still big mac head

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On Mon, 21 Sep 2020 13:59:18 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth

the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

> On Mon, 21 Sep 2020, on...@anon.invalid (Mr On!on) wrote:
> >Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> <...>
>
> >> Do wish to purchase a hamburger today?
> >
> >Don't forget the On!ons.
>
> Indeed, a hamberder with ketchup, lettuce,
> tomatoes, pickle and ONIONS is not really
> a hamberder.

No ketchup, easy mustard and mayo, and lots of dill pickles.

[Checkmate]

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On Mon, 21 Sep 2020 14:17:25 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth

the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


>

> On Mon, 21 Sep 2020, "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greg_hall@høme.fake> wrote:
>
> >Indeed, a hamberder with(out) ketchup, lettuce,
> >tomatoes, pickle and ONIONS is not really
> >a hamberder.
>
> corrected

I saw that. I thought maybe Joe Biden posted it for you.

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On 2020-09-21 11:36 a.m., Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
>
> On Mon, 21 Sep 2020 13:59:18 -0400 "Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." put forth
> the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:
>
>
>>
>> On Mon, 21 Sep 2020, on...@anon.invalid (Mr On!on) wrote:
>>> Checkmate <More.Bul...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> <...>
>>
>>>> Do wish to purchase a hamburger today?
>>>
>>> Don't forget the On!ons.
>>
>> Indeed, a hamberder with ketchup, lettuce,
>> tomatoes, pickle and ONIONS is not really
>> a hamberder.
>
> No ketchup, easy mustard and mayo, and lots of dill pickles.
>

charred with %'s secret sauce on it