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Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jul 10, 2018, 12:01:48 PM7/10/18
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Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
Any questions?


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On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
> Any questions?
>
>
you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw

Lunar Opticfibre

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Jul 10, 2018, 2:45:43 PM7/10/18
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I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.

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Jul 10, 2018, 3:02:58 PM7/10/18
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i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jul 11, 2018, 8:04:30 AM7/11/18
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What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
LOL

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Jul 11, 2018, 9:00:30 AM7/11/18
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someone that's bigger than they are

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jul 11, 2018, 9:11:44 AM7/11/18
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Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
LOL

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Jul 11, 2018, 9:31:26 AM7/11/18
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i live alone so that makes no sense ,
someone must've said something that went over your head

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jul 11, 2018, 9:47:20 AM7/11/18
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CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE!
LOL

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Jul 11, 2018, 9:51:54 AM7/11/18
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what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man

Checkmate

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> i live alone...

BINGO! Inflatable Eskimo sex dolls don't count.

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Checkmate

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Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
mother doesn't count.

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jul 11, 2018, 10:15:52 AM7/11/18
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INDEED!
LOL

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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On 7/11/2018 7:03 AM, Checkmate wrote:
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> says...
>
>
>>
>> On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>> On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>> On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>> On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>> On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain.
>>>>>>>>> Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>
>>>>> What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws?
>>>>> LOL
>>>>>
>>>> someone that's bigger than they are
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny."
>>> LOL
>>>
>> i live alone...
>
> BINGO! Inflatable Eskimo sex dolls don't count.
>

Do care givers count?


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Jul 11, 2018, 10:17:59 AM7/11/18
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its not all that funny since i never counted anything

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Jul 11, 2018, 10:18:32 AM7/11/18
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do they count what gramps

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On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "💩
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>>On 2018-07-11 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>On 7/11/2018 6:31 AM, % wrote:
>>>>On 2018-07-11 6:11 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>On 7/11/2018 6:00 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 5:04 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 12:03 PM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 11:45 AM, Lunar Opticfibre wrote:
>>>>>>>>>On 7/10/2018 10:04 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-10 9:01 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>Because they can go up yer nose and puncture yer brain. Any questions?
>>>>>>>>>>you'll be safe dwarfy you're shorter than that straw
>>>>>>>>>I took a straw Monday less see how it goes.
>>>>>>>>i have a box full on the counter in the kitchen
>>>>>>>What kinda stoopid asshole keeps a box of straws? LOL
>>>>>>someone that's bigger than they are
>>>>>Oddly, the "woman" you live with says yer "quite tiny." LOL
>>>>i live alone so that makes no sense , someone must've said something
>>>>that went over your head
>>>CAUGHT IN YET ANOTHER LIE! LOL
>>what lie , there's no lie , you're messing up old man
>
>Proof noted that there is no "TWYLW", as I've suspected all along. Your
>mother doesn't count.

i suspect that your father and sister disowned you years ago and that's why you k0oked out about them.

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Jul 11, 2018, 10:39:01 AM7/11/18
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On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
LOL

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jul 11, 2018, 11:12:42 AM7/11/18
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On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
> do they count what gramps


Poor idiot.

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Jul 11, 2018, 11:16:09 AM7/11/18
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when they count you you'll know

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

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Jul 11, 2018, 1:26:57 PM7/11/18
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Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.

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Jul 11, 2018, 1:29:56 PM7/11/18
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whats that

Checkmate

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> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> > On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 07:05:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> > <ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
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Yeah, that's why my father asked me to find an attorney to get her out of
his business, and that's why she moved him two days before the attorney
was supposed to meet with him to make that happen, and wouldn't tell me
where she was hiding him. That's also why I won the court case, but feel
free to "suspect" whatever you find convenient for trolling purposes. I
think the court was in a much better position to see what was going on
than some asshole on Usenet who knows nothing about the case.

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Jul 11, 2018, 2:02:13 PM7/11/18
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oh right that's that new washington state law ,
where the real law no longer replies i think its called ,
the checkmate law , all the judges are doing it ,
no matter what the case is about , you win ,
what a fk'in yank tard

Checkmate

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You. HTH

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>>On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
yes, we know nothing about the imaginary case all we have are our respective conspiracy theories about how your sister totally made you look like a fool.

Checkmate

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Lamest backpedal ever.

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On 2018-07-11 11:03 AM, Checkmate wrote:
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>
>
>>
>> On 2018-07-11 10:26 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>> On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
>>>> On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>> On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
>>>>>> do they count what gramps
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Poor idiot.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> when they count you you'll know
>>>
>>> Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.
>>
>> whats that
>
> You. HTH
>
it doesn't but nothing you ever say does you serve no purpose ,
there is no benefit in knowing you or talking to you

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right , i back pedaled out of your court case , what a yank tard

Checkmate

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>
> On 2018-07-11 11:03 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate! In article <be24bl....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> > says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On 2018-07-11 10:26 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>> On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
> >>>> On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>> On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
> >>>>>> do they count what gramps
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Poor idiot.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> when they count you you'll know
> >>>
> >>> Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.
> >>
> >> whats that
> >
> > You. HTH
> >
> it doesn't but nothing you ever say does you serve no purpose ,
> there is no benefit in knowing you or talking to you

Well, that settles that then. Feel free to shut the fuck up and get on
with your imminent death.

Checkmate

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Yeah, you claimed the court was wrong, because you know so much about it.

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>
>
>>
>> On 2018-07-11 11:03 AM, Checkmate wrote:
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>>> says...
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:26 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>> On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
>>>>>>>> do they count what gramps
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Poor idiot.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> when they count you you'll know
>>>>>
>>>>> Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.
>>>>
>>>> whats that
>>>
>>> You. HTH
>>>
>> it doesn't but nothing you ever say does you serve no purpose ,
>> there is no benefit in knowing you or talking to you
>
> Well, that settles that then. Feel free to shut the fuck up and get on
> with your imminent death.
>
no

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>
>>
>> On 2018-07-11 11:03 AM, Checkmate wrote:
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>>> says...
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:26 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>> On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
>>>>>>>> do they count what gramps
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Poor idiot.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> when they count you you'll know
>>>>>
>>>>> Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.
>>>>
>>>> whats that
>>>
>>> You. HTH
>>>
>> it doesn't but nothing you ever say does you serve no purpose ,
>> there is no benefit in knowing you or talking to you
>
> Well, that settles that then. Feel free to shut the fuck up and get on
> with your imminent death.
>
dunzle

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>
>>On 2018-07-11 11:03 AM, 💩 wrote:
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>>>says...
>>>>On 2018-07-11 10:26 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
>>>>>>>>do they count what gramps
>>>>>>>Poor idiot.
>>>>>>when they count you you'll know
>>>>>Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.
>>>>whats that
>>>You. HTH
>>it doesn't but nothing you ever say does you serve no purpose , there is
>>no benefit in knowing you or talking to you
>
>Well, that settles that then. Feel free to shut the fuck up and get on
>with your imminent death.

are you remodeling the room you go to and scream for hours on end when you aren't posting here?

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>
>>On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, 💩 wrote:
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>>>>On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, 💩 wrote:
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>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
all of my cool friends get into long drawn out legal disputes with their blood relatives.

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show me the text of me making that claim and if you don't ,
it proves that was a lie and proves the whole thing is a lie , yank tard

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>On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, 💩 wrote:
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>>says...
>>>On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, 💩 wrote:
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>>>>says...
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>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
remember when he had a house full of women's clothing? maybe he's "re-modeling" those clothes out in the front yard in plain view of the neighbor children. he's going to have to lipsync for his life, if he's not careful.

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On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
nothing would surprise me he's just a useless man , no purpose

Checkmate

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>
> On 2018-07-11 11:10 AM, Checkmate wrote:
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> > says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On 2018-07-11 11:03 AM, Checkmate wrote:
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> >>> Checkmate! In article <be24bl....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> >>> says...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>> On 2018-07-11 10:26 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>> On 7/11/2018 8:16 AM, % wrote:
> >>>>>> On 2018-07-11 8:12 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> >>>>>>> On 7/11/2018 7:18 AM, assworm farted:
> >>>>>>>> do they count what gramps
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Poor idiot.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> when they count you you'll know
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Do some more oxys, you blithering canuk.
> >>>>
> >>>> whats that
> >>>
> >>> You. HTH
> >>>
> >> it doesn't but nothing you ever say does you serve no purpose ,
> >> there is no benefit in knowing you or talking to you
> >
> > Well, that settles that then. Feel free to shut the fuck up and get on
> > with your imminent death.
> >
> no

No to all of it, or just part of it?

Checkmate

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You mean like this:

> oh right that's that new washington state law ,
> where the real law no longer replies

Stupid fuck. The court spent two years hearing this case, had thousands
of cashed checks that proved everything, but you think you know better,
when you can't even tie your own shoes. Stupid Usenet know-it-all, Aids-
ridden dying junky.

Checkmate

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>
> On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> > On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 11:16:27 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
> > <per...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
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> >
> >> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
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> >>> says...
> >>>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
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> >>>>> says...
> >>>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>> ?! In article <be1qb6....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> >>>>>>> says...
> >>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
World's biggest PKB... you're as useless as they come. You sit around
and post retarded baby talk all day long.

As far as I know, all that clothing went to the dump. They hauled
several large truckloads of crap out of there. My sister was well on her
way to becoming a full-blown hoarder. She got to play Millionaire at my
expense for four years, but paybacks are a bitch.

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serves no purpose no benefit in talking to

Checkmate

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Checkmate! In article <be2lod....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
Than feel free to shut up at any time.

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On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 15:20:32 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "💩
<ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<MPG.35b02287a...@news.altopia.com>:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>💩! In article <be27r6....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>says...
>
>
>>On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
did you give her your pin # or something?

oh, you were talking about your daddy's money as if it were yours.

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On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 14:55:10 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "💩
<ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<MPG.35b01c993...@news.altopia.com>:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>💩! In article <be272l.v...@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>says...
>
>
>>On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>💩! In article <be26lf....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>>>says...
>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>💩! In article <be2686....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>>>>>says...
>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>💩! In article <be1qb6....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>>>>>>>says...
>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
it was only two years? i swore you were sob-storying for the last 4.

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On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 15:44:23 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "💩
<ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<MPG.35b0281f5...@news.altopia.com>:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>💩! In article <be2lod....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>says...
>
>
>>On 2018-07-11 3:20 PM, 💩 wrote:
>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>💩! In article <be27r6....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>>>says...
>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
thanks for proving % correct.

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On 2018-07-11 10:53 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
hi

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On 2018-07-11 10:52 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
he gave me 6 illnesses yesterday

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On Thu, 12 Jul 2018 05:39:25 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
<per...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
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<be47mn.q...@news.alt.net>:

>On 2018-07-11 10:53 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
did you ever play Millionaire at checkmate's expense? i have on my monocle and i'm about to fire up my patio pizza oven.

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On Thu, 12 Jul 2018 05:40:24 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
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<be47oi.q...@news.alt.net>:

>On 2018-07-11 10:52 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
it took him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

Checkmate

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Checkmate! In article <be47mn.q...@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
says...


>
> On 2018-07-11 10:53 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> > On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 15:44:23 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> > <ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> > importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> > <MPG.35b0281f5...@news.altopia.com>:
> >
> >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >> ?! In article <be2lod....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> >> says...
> >>
> >>
> >>> On 2018-07-11 3:20 PM, ? wrote:
> >>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>> ?! In article <be27r6....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> >>>> says...
> >>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
Bitter little homo man, living in his half-a-house duplex with the shitty
gables, and craving attention in a world where he has no relevance.

Checkmate

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Checkmate! In article <be47oi.q...@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
says...


>
> On 2018-07-11 10:52 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> > On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 14:55:10 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> > <ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> > importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> > <MPG.35b01c993...@news.altopia.com>:
> >
> >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >> ?! In article <be272l.v...@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> >> says...
> >>
> >>
> >>> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>> ?! In article <be26lf....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> >>>> says...
> >>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>> ?! In article <be2686....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> >>>>>> says...
> >>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>> ?! In article <be1qb6....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> >>>>>>>> says...
> >>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
No, just the two you're already dying of... Hep C and AIDS. There may be
more, but you're sure not going to volunteer that information.

Oh, wait... you do have diabetes, but so do I. Mine doesn't cause me any
complications, though. Didn't you mention yours gave you neuropathy?
Mine hasn't because I take better care of myself.

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On Thu, 12 Jul 2018 14:25:37 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "💩
<ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<MPG.35b167284...@news.altopia.com>:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>💩! In article <be47mn.q...@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>says...
>
>
>>On 2018-07-11 10:53 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
aw, look at the bitter little lonely scared straight man-boi with nothing better to do in his life than call fags homos and project his attention-starved megalomania and justified fears of irrelevance onto others.

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i guess that's why you told me your think you're starting to get it too
face pal you got 15 years on me you'll be all decayed by the time i hit
the dirt , no benefit to talk you , you serve no purpose

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On 2018-07-12 2:36 PM, Skeeter DoW #420 wrote:
> On Thu, 12 Jul 2018 11:40:26 -0500, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy
> Whistle Holder Emeritus ?? <ro...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 12 Jul 2018 05:40:24 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
>> <per...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>> <be47oi.q...@news.alt.net>:
>>
>>> On 2018-07-11 10:52 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
>>> Emeritus ?? wrote:
>>>> On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 14:55:10 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
>>>> <ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
>>>> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
>>>> <MPG.35b01c993...@news.altopia.com>:
>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>> ?! In article <be272l.v...@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>>>>> says...
>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>> ?! In article <be26lf....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <be2686....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>> ?! In article <be1qb6....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>>>>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>>>>>> On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
> it takes you 10 minutes to cook a 3 minute egg
>
STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD

Checkmate

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Checkmate! In article <be5783....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
says...
I never told you I thought I was getting it, I merely asked you what the
symptoms were, and I don't have any of them. You keep saying there's no
benefit in you talking to me, yet you continue to do so, because you're
so owned that you can't stop. Feel free to stop anytime you think you
can actually do so.

Checkmate

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Checkmate! In article <1difkd544lmdkern7...@4ax.com>,
fn...@invalid.invalid says...


>
> On Thu, 12 Jul 2018 11:40:26 -0500, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy
> Whistle Holder Emeritus ?? <ro...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 12 Jul 2018 05:40:24 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
> ><per...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> >importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> ><be47oi.q...@news.alt.net>:
> >
> >>On 2018-07-11 10:52 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
> >>Emeritus ?? wrote:
> >>>On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 14:55:10 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> >>><ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> >>>importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> >>><MPG.35b01c993...@news.altopia.com>:
> >>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>?! In article <be272l.v...@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> >>>>says...
> >>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:11 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>?! In article <be26lf....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> >>>>>>says...
> >>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 11:06 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>>?! In article <be2686....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> >>>>>>>>says...
> >>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 10:55 AM, ? wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>>>>>>>>>?! In article <be1qb6....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> >>>>>>>>>>says...
> >>>>>>>>>>>On 2018-07-11 7:21 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
> it takes you 10 minutes to cook a 3 minute egg

He once cut a board three times, and it was still too short.

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it might be easier if you stop chasing me ,
especially after i told you you're useless ,
ans serve no purpose and you did say you had it ,
and you balled about your cat and you bitched about your sister ,
i tried to be supportive but its family shit ,
i go no spawn in that salmon

Janithor

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On 7/12/2018 2:30 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
hi

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are you an olmec

Checkmate

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Checkmate! In article <llifkd1rspucvfh14...@4ax.com>,
fn...@invalid.invalid says...


>
> On Thu, 12 Jul 2018 00:50:59 -0500, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy
> Whistle Holder Emeritus ?? <ro...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
> >On Wed, 11 Jul 2018 15:20:32 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> ><ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> >importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> ><MPG.35b02287a...@news.altopia.com>:
> >
> >>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >>?! In article <be27r6....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> >>says...
> >>
> >>
> >>>On 2018-07-11 11:20 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
> when my mom died i got a lot of money and it was mine because she left
> it to me

Mine was left to me, my sister, her little brat, and my two kids. She
kept it all for herself, even the part that was supposed to go to her own
daughter, so how fucked up is that? This shit happens every day, all
over the world, because most people are greedy dishonest pigs who can't
be trusted to do the right thing over serving their own self-interests.

Janithor

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x-no-archive: yes
No idea what that is.

Checkmate

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Jani...@comcast.net says...


>
> On 7/12/2018 2:30 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
> Emeritus ?? wrote:
> > On Thu, 12 Jul 2018 14:25:37 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "?
> > <ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> > importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> > <MPG.35b167284...@news.altopia.com>:
> >
> >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> >> ?! In article <be47mn.q...@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> >> says...
> >>
> >>
> >>> On 2018-07-11 10:53 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood ? Whistle Holder
He just called himself a fag. LOL!

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oh

Checkmate

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Checkmate! In article <be5gv6....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
says...


> >>> hi
> >>
> >> are you an olmec
> >
> > No idea what that is.
>
>
> oh
>

Learn to trim, FFS.

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On 2018-07-12 5:48 PM, Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate! In article <be5gv6....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> says...
>
>
>>>>> hi
>>>>
>>>> are you an olmec
>>>
>>> No idea what that is.
>>
>>
>> oh
>>
>
> Learn to trim, FFS.
>
if you want it trimmed you trim it

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On Thu, 12 Jul 2018 17:48:32 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "💩
<ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<MPG.35b196b91...@news.altopia.com>:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>💩! In article <be5gv6....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>says...
>
>
>>>>>hi
>>>>are you an olmec
>>>No idea what that is.
>>oh
>
>Learn to trim, FFS.

perhaps you just shouldn't respond to such long posts, FFS.

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛

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<Jani...@comcast.net>" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<pi8qjf$cv8$1...@news.albasani.net>:

>x-no-archive: whoops!
>
>On 7/12/2018 4:54 PM, % wrote:
>>On 2018-07-12 4:45 PM, Janithor wrote:
>>>On 7/12/2018 2:30 PM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
they come in and tell you to trim posts even though they can just do it themselves and shaddap about it.

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On 2018-07-13 8:56 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
Emeritus 🐶笛 wrote:
> On Thu, 12 Jul 2018 17:48:32 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "💩
> <ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> <MPG.35b196b91...@news.altopia.com>:
>
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>> 💩! In article <be5gv6....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>> says...
>>
>>
>>>>>> hi
>>>>> are you an olmec
>>>> No idea what that is.
>>> oh
>>
>> Learn to trim, FFS.
>
> perhaps you just shouldn't respond to such long posts, FFS.
>
i got something what needs trimming rye cheer

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On 2018-07-13 8:58 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
mystic boners

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<be77t2....@news.alt.net>:

>On 2018-07-13 8:58 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
i guess his internet plan charges are per bit.

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On 2018-07-13 9:25 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
hey , you didn't trim

Checkmate

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Checkmate! In article <0cfhkdlbgabqcpp4r...@4ax.com>,
fn...@invalid.invalid says...


>
> On Thu, 12 Jul 2018 17:06:50 -0700, Checkmate <ricks...@gmail.com>
> the haters are jellus cus yer rich and they aint.
>
> remember when fakey was saying i was going to take the 50 grand and
> not share with my sis and bros...we each got 50 grand...what a
> stalking moron he was.

I'm not "rich," but I'm not hurting either. If I had been handling that
money, everyone would have gotten their fair share. I simply don't have
it in me to cheat people, particularly my own family. You can't put a
price on integrity. My father covered all the bases with the living
trust, except for one fatal flaw. He should have had the estate
administered by a professional instead of getting talked into trusting
her. His mind was already severely impaired when she moved in to trick
him into giving her control, and no one else knew she was doing it until
it was done. Once it was done, getting it undone was the problem, even
though he asked me to try to get things changed once he started to
realize she was not telling him anything about what she was doing with
the money. He didn't even know she had moved into his house, and she
never visited or talked to him on the phone once she had what she wanted.

Anyway, that's the true story, and the haters will continue to spin it
whatever way they find convenient for trolling purposes. Pussy Willow
has about as much integrity as my sister, and persent, who the fuck knows
what his motivations are... he flips like a coin and turns on people for
kicks. Two people with mental issues who's behavior can't be explained
by logic.

Checkmate

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says...


> mystic boners

Checkmate

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says...


> you didn't trim

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On Fri, 13 Jul 2018 11:11:56 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "💩
<ricks...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<MPG.35b28b491...@news.altopia.com>:

>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>💩! In article <0cfhkdlbgabqcpp4r...@4ax.com>,
>fn...@invalid.invalid says...
>
>
>>On Thu, 12 Jul 2018 17:06:50 -0700, 💩 <ricks...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>💩! In article <llifkd1rspucvfh14...@4ax.com>,
>>>fn...@invalid.invalid says...
>>>>On Thu, 12 Jul 2018 00:50:59 -0500, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶
>whatever way they find convenient for trolling purposes. 🐱 Willow
>has about as much integrity as my sister, and persent, who the fuck
>knows what his motivations are... he flips like a coin and turns on
>people for kicks. Two people with mental issues who's behavior can't
>be explained by logic.

it's a good thing that you were there to protect your demented father.

it could have been a shit show.

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importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<be79ge....@news.alt.net>:

>On 2018-07-13 9:25 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder Emeritus 🐶笛

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On Fri, 13 Jul 2018 08:59:16 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
<per...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
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<be77pe....@news.alt.net>:

>On 2018-07-13 8:56 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood 🐶 Whistle Holder
<chugs a can of trim fast>

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Jul 13, 2018, 2:20:08 PM7/13/18
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On 2018-07-13 11:13 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate! In article <be79ge....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
> says...
>
>
>> you didn't trim
>>
>
>
>
i never will

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Jul 13, 2018, 2:22:30 PM7/13/18
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On Fri, 13 Jul 2018 11:20:15 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
<per...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
<be7g1q....@news.alt.net>:

>On 2018-07-13 11:13 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>💩! In article <be79ge....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>>says...
>>>you didn't trim
>>
>i never will

you won't see me snowflaking the place up about it like that other guy.

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Jul 13, 2018, 2:25:44 PM7/13/18
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On 2018-07-13 11:22 AM, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Puppy Whistle Holder
Emeritus 🐶笛 wrote:
> On Fri, 13 Jul 2018 11:20:15 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
> <per...@gmail.com>" determined that the following was of great
> importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
> <be7g1q....@news.alt.net>:
>
>> On 2018-07-13 11:13 AM, 💩 wrote:
>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>> 💩! In article <be79ge....@news.alt.net>, per...@gmail.com
>>> says...
>>>> you didn't trim
>>>
>> i never will
>
> you won't see me snowflaking the place up about it like that other guy.
>
it would do you about as much good as its doing him

Sn!pe

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Jul 13, 2018, 2:46:28 PM7/13/18
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% <per...@gmail.com> wrote:

[...]

> > i guess his internet plan charges are per bit.
> >
> hey , you didn't trim

I don't read him any more 'coz his sig is too damned long.

I can deal with the rest of the clowns poasting yards
of quotation by just going directly to the end, but I'm
certainly not going to bother doing that only to have to
page up two or three times past an idiotic .siggy to read
something new. There would need to be a much better chance
of finding something worthwhile reading for me to do that,
oh yes indeedy. Grump, BTW.

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^Ï^. Sn!pe <snip...@gmail.com>

My pet rock Gordon's word of the day is 'treachery'.

Sn!pe

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Jul 13, 2018, 2:46:28 PM7/13/18
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Janithor <Jani...@comcast.net> wrote:

> hi

howdy

Janithor

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x-no-archive: yes

On 7/13/2018 11:46 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
> Janithor <Jani...@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>> hi
>
> howdy

Hola.

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Jul 13, 2018, 3:38:48 PM7/13/18
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tansi

Sn!pe

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Jul 13, 2018, 4:16:09 PM7/13/18
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Skeeter DoW #420 <fn...@invalid.invalid> wrote:

[...]

> >> >it took him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
> >>
> >> it takes you 10 minutes to cook a 3 minute egg
> >
> >He once cut a board three times, and it was still too short.
>
> people back there don't have board stretchers or sky hooks

Nor hole-pullers.

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On 2018-07-13 1:16 PM, Sn!pe wrote:
> Skeeter DoW #420 <fn...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>>>>> it took him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
>>>>
>>>> it takes you 10 minutes to cook a 3 minute egg
>>>
>>> He once cut a board three times, and it was still too short.
>>
>> people back there don't have board stretchers or sky hooks
>
> Nor hole-pullers.
>
we have box car stretchers

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On Fri, 13 Jul 2018 13:20:17 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "%
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<be7n2s....@news.alt.net>:
horse dividers

Sn!pe

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Jul 13, 2018, 6:38:19 PM7/13/18
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ITYF it goes: "hey, hup, hola!" HTH.
Wot's a tansi anyway?

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My pet rock Gordon's word of the day is 'orchestral'.

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Jul 13, 2018, 6:58:12 PM7/13/18
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On 2018-07-13 3:38 PM, Sn!pe wrote:
> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 2018-07-13 12:18 PM, Janithor wrote:
>>> On 7/13/2018 11:46 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
>>>> Janithor <Jani...@comcast.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> hi
>>>>
>>>> howdy
>>>
>>> Hola.
>>>
>> tansi
>
> ITYF it goes: "hey, hup, hola!" HTH.
> Wot's a tansi anyway?
>
a greeting like hi

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% <per...@gmail.com> wrote:

[...]

> > ITYF it goes: "hey, hup, hola!" HTH.
> > Wot's a tansi anyway?
> >
> a greeting like hi

Oh, hokay. Tansi right back atcher.

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On 2018-07-13 4:25 PM, Sn!pe wrote:
> % <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>>> ITYF it goes: "hey, hup, hola!" HTH.
>>> Wot's a tansi anyway?
>>>
>> a greeting like hi
>
> Oh, hokay. Tansi right back atcher.
>


Hello (How are you?)
Tansi


Good (Reply to greeting)
M'on ana'ntaw


And you?
Kiya maka?


Sn!pe

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Jul 13, 2018, 7:38:31 PM7/13/18
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That's my 'Thing That I Learned Today' for today, ta.
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