What's Inside a Box of Cocoa Puffs?

[Ubiquitous]

In the bare-knuckle world of breakfast, there is no sharing. Mascots either
defend cereal from the forces of evil, or connive it out of kids' hands.

Still, there are degrees. Just like every community has that nice homeless guy
the neighbors take care of (the Trix Rabbit), there's always a cranked-out
schizophrenic making everyone nervous (Sonny the Cuckoo). What's in those
chocolate pearls to make them so addictive to our nation's avians? Are they
choco-frosted sugar bombs or just cocoa-flavored Kix?

http://www.asylum.com/2010/06/30/whats-inside-cocoa-puffs/

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