DON'T CRY FOR ME, ARGENTINA . . .

[Intrepid]

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EDITOR'S NOTE: In the wake of the incredible prediction
about the new Pope by Father Guido Sarducci, Google has
decided to dump the alt.prophecies.nostradamus news group.
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It will be replaced in a few days by alt.prophecies.father-
sarducci, fearing a "seer" who has proven he REALLY KNOWS
what the future holds.
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Our only regret is that we didn't do this years ago when we
first became aware of Father Sarducci's incredible talent.
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This is a recent Holy Picture of Father Sarducci.
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http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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FATHER SARDUCCI A LOT SMARTER THAN NOSTRADAMUS
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Folks, an Honest-to-God miracle had taken place at the Vatican.
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Father Guido Sarducci, Google's primary correspondent
covering the Papal Conclave, hit a bull's-eye by predicting
that Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina would be elected
the new Pontiff.
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In fact, the Holy Man had been so sure of it that he had
placed a sizeable wager -- against tremendous odds --
with a leading Las Vegas gambling joint and is now what
even Warren Buffett described as being "filthy rich."
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For those who doubt our word -- that Father Sarducci is even
better than Nostradamus -- here's some startling physical
evidence.
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Before The Holy Man (pictured below) even set foot
on that Air Italia jet to fly to Rome to cover the Conclave,
he left a sealed envelope for the staff at Google with the
stipulation that it NOT BE OPENED UNTIL AFTER
a new Pope was chosen.
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Well, just after the new Pontiff was introduced to the
world, Google staff assembled near Father Sarducci's
tiny cubicle and watched anxiously as the envelope was
opened. Most, including CEO Meg Whitman, were skeptical.
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Good God! This is the brief message that was inside.
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< BY JORGE, BET ON TINA.
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Folks, you don't have to be skilled in deciphering
hieroglyphics to know it definitely points to Cardinal
Jorge Bergoglio , the first pope ever from South America
(ArgenTINA) and the first one named Francis (or
Frank for short).
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Father Sarducci, defying astronomical odds, correctly
identified the extreme longshot and the incredible
message was greeted with Oh's and Aw's.
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Here 's a picture of the new Pope.
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http://www.aciprensa.com/Cardenales/images/ncbergoglio.jpg
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Here also is a picture of Ed Conrad who may
not even be Catholic.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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< Please don't shoot his eyes out.

< LAS VEGAS ODDS
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http://www.yalibnan.com/2013/03/13/pope-betting-sets-las-vegas-record/
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The following is more of Ed's garbage so don't
even waste your time reading it.
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http://www.edconrad.org
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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http://www.edconrad.com
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LIST OF SCI.TURKEYS WHOSE FEATHERS ARE BEING PUCKED:
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa
Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel
Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists