Cat Haiku's
Kathryn
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.
More to follow.....
Lady Vandanuts
Chief Castle Gardener and Trainer of the Topiary
Remove filter in my address to send e-mail
Wag
Kathryn wrote in message <19990708213059...@ng-ba1.aol.com>...
>
>
>You never feed me.
>Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
>That will sure show you.
>
>You must scratch me there!
>Yes, above my tail!
>Behold, elevator butt.
>
>The rule for today
>Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
>New rule tomorrow.
>
>In deep sleep hear sound
>cat vomit hairball somewhere
>will find in morning.
>
>
ROFL!!! This is great stuff! "Behold, elevator butt"!
This is being printed as we speak, and will receive a place
of honor on the 'fridge. This is the ultimate tribute to cats.
Wag
(Grand-pa to Maxine, who was Max, 'till Grand-pa had to teach
his daughter how to tell a cat's gender.)
Billie
>You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
>That will sure show you.
>You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail!
>Behold, elevator butt.
>The rule for today Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
>New rule tomorrow.
>In deep sleep hear sound cat vomit hairball somewhere
>will find in morning.
LOL! These are terrific! My Scooter does the elevator butt
constantly, right in the face of the lucky person doing the
scratching!
Billie
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Dollfin330
>
>Wag
>(Grand-pa to Maxine, who was Max, 'till Grand-pa had to teach
>his daughter how to tell a cat's gender.)
>
Hey Wag, I had you pegged as a Dog Lover, not pus..errr....Cat Lover.
Baroness Eva
MNG
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http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Balcony/1745
~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+
East to the sea,
West to the land,
Death to the idiot
That touches my man.
+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~
Wag
Dollfin330 wrote in message
<19990709120457...@ng-fw1.aol.com>...
>Wag Wrote:
>
>>
>>Wag
>>(Grand-pa to Maxine, who was Max, 'till Grand-pa had to teach
>>his daughter how to tell a cat's gender.)
>>
>
>Hey Wag, I had you pegged as a Dog Lover, not pus..errr....Cat Lover.
>
>Baroness Eva
(you were right the first time... pus... ;-)
As for dogs, hell, I think they're neat. Sometimes when I
get bored shooting bottles, they come in real handy.
Wag
(A man that thought Lassie woulda made a GREAT rug.....)
entropy.
> As for dogs, hell, I think they're neat. Sometimes when I
> get bored shooting bottles, they come in real handy.
>
> Wag
> (A man that thought Lassie woulda made a GREAT rug.....)
Filth and sacrilege. Dogs are the only true pet. Cats are a pale reflection.
entropy.
Gerry
>Dollfin330 wrote in message
>>Wag Wrote:
>>>Wag
>>>(Grand-pa to Maxine, who was Max, 'till Grand-pa had to teach
>>>his daughter how to tell a cat's gender.)
>>Hey Wag, I had you pegged as a Dog Lover, not pus..errr....Cat Lover.
>>Baroness Eva
>(you were right the first time... pus... ;-)
>As for dogs, hell, I think they're neat. Sometimes when I
>get bored shooting bottles, they come in real handy.
>Wag
>(A man that thought Lassie woulda made a GREAT rug.....)
Imagining if Lassie was a cat instead of a dog, there'd be only one episode.
"Help, I'm sinking in the quicksand. Lassie, go get mom. Lassie... don't
just lick yourself, I need help, it's at my neck....Someone help me, this
cat's just staring at me...gulp...stupid
cat..ulpuulp.....acckk........bloop..."
*************************
Lord Gerry
Official Castle Jester
"A Jester unemployed is nobody's fool."
*************************
Happily Ghost's pet.
KAH
entropy. wrote in message
>
>Filth and sacrilege. Dogs are the only true pet. Cats are a pale
reflection.
>
Spoken as a true pet (or would that be dog.......)
Here's one for you, entropy:
"I'm a lean dog, a keen dog, a wild dog, and alone."
~Irene Rutherford McLeod
The BEAST
entropy.
>
>
> Spoken as a true pet (or would that be dog.......)
Dogs rule. All they want is to love you, and for you to love them. Nothing
complicated. Pet 'em, say hi when ya come in the door, hang out for a bit.
Cats hate human beings unless the human in question is feeding them.
>
> Here's one for you, entropy:
>
> "I'm a lean dog, a keen dog, a wild dog, and alone."
> ~Irene Rutherford McLeod
Thank you.
entropy.
KAH
entropy. wrote in message <3786...@news3.enter.net>...
>
>>
>>
>> Spoken as a true pet (or would that be dog.......)
>
>Dogs rule. All they want is to love you, and for you to love them. Nothing
>complicated. Pet 'em, say hi when ya come in the door, hang out for a bit.
>
>Cats hate human beings unless the human in question is feeding them.
No, no....that's how they feel about the humans that don't
_belong_ to them.
The BEAST
("Cats rule & dogs drool.")
entropy.
> No, no....that's how they feel about the humans that don't
> _belong_ to them.
>
>
My roommate's cats (filthy little degenerate creatures they are....) have
recently begun a fun little program of pissing on his bed. He _belongs_ to
them. He feeds them. He takes care of them, and pets them, and strokes them,
and calls them George.
And still they piss on his bed. And in the shower. And on the basement
floor.
The dogs have now begun hiding, since my roommate has been blaming them for
the cat piss (the two smell nothing alike, how could you confuse them), and
the cats walk by and gloat. The dogs, naturally, bark at the cats. The
roommate again yells at the dogs.
Cats are like the world's most aggrivating little sister.
entropy.
KAH
>My roommate's cats (filthy little degenerate creatures they are....) have
>recently begun a fun little program of pissing on his bed. He _belongs_ to
>them. He feeds them. He takes care of them, and pets them, and strokes
them,
>and calls them George.
But does he change their litter box???
>
>And still they piss on his bed. And in the shower. And on the basement
>floor.
>
>The dogs have now begun hiding, since my roommate has been blaming them for
>the cat piss (the two smell nothing alike, how could you confuse them), and
>the cats walk by and gloat. The dogs, naturally, bark at the cats. The
>roommate again yells at the dogs.
The Dr's diagnosis:
Too many animals in too small a place.
(aka: Stress-induced pee-ing......)
>
>Cats are like the world's most aggrivating little sister.
>
Heh, heh, heh!!!
The BEAST
("My dog thinks he's human, my cat thinks she's God.")
>
>
Robin
sister.
--
Lady Robin
Castle Negotiator and Diplomat, OET
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Nobody can be exactly like me.
Even I have trouble doing it.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
entropy. wrote in message <3786...@news3.enter.net>...
>
>> No, no....that's how they feel about the humans that don't
>> _belong_ to them.
>>
>>
>
>My roommate's cats (filthy little degenerate creatures they are....) have
>recently begun a fun little program of pissing on his bed. He _belongs_ to
>them. He feeds them. He takes care of them, and pets them, and strokes
them,
>and calls them George.
>
>And still they piss on his bed. And in the shower. And on the basement
>floor.
>
>The dogs have now begun hiding, since my roommate has been blaming them for
>the cat piss (the two smell nothing alike, how could you confuse them), and
>the cats walk by and gloat. The dogs, naturally, bark at the cats. The
>roommate again yells at the dogs.
>
>Cats are like the world's most aggrivating little sister.
>
>entropy.
>
>
KAH
JodieMc30 wrote in message
>> KAH's probably beat me to this, but.....
>
>They may be pissing on the bed for a number of different reasons.
1) Are
>they male...and if so, are they fixed? If not, they're marking their
>territory.
Good point!
2) One or both may have a problem w/stones which are caused by
>a high ash content diet and can be fatal if not treated...a symptom is
>frequent, noxious and painful urination (in obvious places...they try to
>tell you something's wrong)...
....or straining to urinate......or bloody urine.
(didn't sound like it from here....)
3) they may be feeling rejected for some
>reason and are trying to get attention....
Also a good point.
>
>Going on now to KAH post....in case all this was already covered....if
>so.......
>
>nevermind...
Hey, Jodie - if I was currently in practice, I think I'd be
offering you a job about now!!!
Dr. BEAST
JodieMc30
Kathryn <vand...@aol.com.no.spam> wrote in article
<19990708213059...@ng-ba1.aol.com>...
>
>
> You never feed me.
> Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
> That will sure show you.
>
> You must scratch me there!
> Yes, above my tail!
> Behold, elevator butt.
>
> The rule for today
> Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
> New rule tomorrow.
>
> In deep sleep hear sound
> cat vomit hairball somewhere
> will find in morning.
>
>
>
>
> Lady Vandanuts
> Chief Castle Gardener and Trainer of the Topiary
> Remove filter in my address to send e-mail
ROTFLMAO!!!! <wiping Earl Grey from my monitor>
Whew! Thanks M'lady....I needed that!...
....still snickering......
>
--
Jodie
If ignorance is bliss, you appear well on your way to Nirvana...
-Me-->Official Haggis Bearer, Thrower & Food Fight Instigator
JodieMc30
>
> > No, no....that's how they feel about the humans that don't
> > _belong_ to them.
> >
> >
>
> My roommate's cats (filthy little degenerate creatures they are....) have
> recently begun a fun little program of pissing on his bed. He _belongs_
to
> them. He feeds them. He takes care of them, and pets them, and strokes
them,
> and calls them George.
>
> And still they piss on his bed. And in the shower. And on the basement
> floor.
>
> The dogs have now begun hiding, since my roommate has been blaming them
for
> the cat piss (the two smell nothing alike, how could you confuse them),
and
> the cats walk by and gloat. The dogs, naturally, bark at the cats. The
> roommate again yells at the dogs.
>
> Cats are like the world's most aggrivating little sister.
>
> entropy.
>
>
They may be pissing on the bed for a number of different reasons. 1) Are
they male...and if so, are they fixed? If not, they're marking their
territory. 2) One or both may have a problem w/stones which are caused by
a high ash content diet and can be fatal if not treated...a symptom is
frequent, noxious and painful urination (in obvious places...they try to
tell you something's wrong)... 3) they may be feeling rejected for some
reason and are trying to get attention....
Going on now to KAH post....in case all this was already covered....if
so.......
nevermind...
JodieMc30
<7m5pi7$noq$1...@autumn.news.rcn.net>...
> >
> >Dogs rule. All they want is to love you, and for you to love them.
Nothing
> >complicated. Pet 'em, say hi when ya come in the door, hang out for a
bit.
> >
> >Cats hate human beings unless the human in question is feeding them.
>
> _belong_ to them.
>
>
> ("Cats rule & dogs drool.")
>
>
(original, huh?) for about 12 years now. When I lived in my basement
dunge....er...apartment, I used to walk to the corner store....Kitten
trailing right behind me for all three blocks or so. She's wait outside
the store for me and follow me back home. I used to have to really watch
her or she'd end up following me the 5 blocks to the bus stop! All my cats
come when I call them by name....even drink out of the toilet! Dogs tend
to be too needy....I prefer a bit of a challenge ;o)
--
Jodie
Who Likes Dogs, But Is *Owned* By Three Lovely Cats
Tina
(Gerry) writes:
>
>"Help, I'm sinking in the quicksand. Lassie, go get mom. Lassie... don't
>just lick yourself, I need help, it's at my neck....Someone help me, this
>cat's just staring at me...gulp...stupid
>cat..ulpuulp.....acckk........bloop..."
>
LOL! But that would be only *after* you've fed him/her:)
Tina
Tina
<jo...@nospam.yahoo.com> writes:
> Dogs tend
>to be too needy....I prefer a bit of a challenge ;o)
>
Yeah, not unlike...no I won't say it!
Tina
But in Spanish it's
Tina
writes:
>...or straining to urinate......or bloody urine.
>(didn't sound like it from here....)
>
My Teddy once urinated on a plastic bag...it was bloody. This was the first
and only time she'd done that. The vet said she couldn't take ash in her food,
and that was her way of telling me that something was wrong. She's on Science
Diet now, and never did it again.
Tina
Dollfin330
>
>(you were right the first time... pus... ;-)
>
>As for dogs, hell, I think they're neat. Sometimes when I
>get bored shooting bottles, they come in real handy.
>
>Wag
>(A man that thought Lassie woulda made a GREAT rug.....)
DOH!....you're a meanie =P
Dollfin330
>My roommate's cats (filthy little degenerate creatures they are....) have
>recently begun a fun little program of pissing on his bed.
When was the last time he changes the litter box???
>He takes care of them, and pets them, and strokes them,
>and calls them George.
Are you still taking about the cat??
>the cats walk by and gloat. The dogs, naturally, bark at the cats. The
>roommate again yells at the dogs.
Dont blame me, blame the dog...F**k that..Im just a cat.
>
>Cats are like the world's most aggrivating little sister.
Are NOT!!!
Dollfin330
>
>But does he change their litter box???
HEY!!! SB BEAST <same brain>
>
>The BEAST
>("My dog thinks he's human, my cat thinks she's God.")
>
ROFLMAO..I like that
Kendra
>Dogs rule. All they want is to love you, and for you to love them. Nothing
>complicated. Pet 'em, say hi when ya come in the door, hang out for a bit.
>
>Cats hate human beings unless the human in question is feeding them.
>
>Thank you.
>
>entropy.
>
>
>
Dogs *need* way too much -- emotion, time, attention -- remind me of
children. I love dogs but between living in an apt., my job & traveling, I
would feel way too much guilt having to leave them so much and not walking
them enough and petting them enough and....... A-a-a-a-c-k I have enough
stuff to occupy my automatic guilt reflex (honed in the finest Catholic
schools). All that nondiscretionary adoration makes me uncomfortable --
like someone else said -- I prefer more of a challenge *G*
Cats now -- loving w/o being cloying, can entertain selves when necessary,
no need for 'potty' walks, independent minded, self-regulating feeders who
don't gorge themselves the first day & then starve. OK so they can't catch
a Frisbee & don't do that
'adoring-you-are-master-can-do-no-wrong-melting-eyes' thing. They might
sulk a bit w/ prolonged absence but soon forget (plus I think they are
secretly glad to get me out of 'their' residence!)
For the longest time, until I was 'given' cats about 4 years ago, I went by
the "no pets, plants or progeny" rule because of having a 'Kervorkian Thumb'
(unintentional assisstant in fauna suicide) and my job (plus I wasn't up to
being a single mother).
Kendra
*still no plants or progeny*
Missy Pratt
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~
I give up... Gotta' ask... What is with the initials 'SB'?
I've seen them in quite a few posts and still have no idea
what they mean. Could someone please enlighten me?
Dame Missy. A Confused Castle Chef
entropy.
>
> I give up... Gotta' ask... What is with the initials 'SB'?
> I've seen them in quite a few posts and still have no idea
> what they mean. Could someone please enlighten me?
>
> Dame Missy. A Confused Castle Chef
'Same Brain'...means they shared the exact same thought. I wondered, too,
until Eva explained it to me.
entropy.
Missy Pratt
Oh. Garsh, now don't I feel silly. I *really* thought it
was for 'sum bitch'. Thanks entropy!
Missy. A slightly less confused Castle Chef
entropy.
>
> >My roommate's cats (filthy little degenerate creatures they are....) have
to
> them,
> >and calls them George.
>
The litter box is changed regularly. After the most recent changing, one of
the cats responded by pissing outside of it, and then scooping the litter
onto it. The other pissed exactly five feet away, on the basement floor, and
didn't scoop any litter onto it.
> The Dr's diagnosis:
> Too many animals in too small a place.
> (aka: Stress-induced pee-ing......)
The dogs and the cats have been together (all five of 'em) in the same house
for roughly a year. This little bit o'fun has begun in the last two weeks.
We are all in agreement something must be done.
My roommate, the one who owns the cats, says it's gotta be the dogs' fault
for messing with the cats. My other roommate, who owns the dogs, says it's
gotta be the cats' fault because, and I quote, 'They're cats, man. They do
shit like this.'
Me? I don't care. Keep the cats out of my way, the dogs from chewing up
anything of mine, and all is well.
Another quick question: One of the dogs, a weimereiner, has a somewhat
serious case of seperation anxiety. This dog cannot behave properly without
human beings around. I've heard tell of this stuff called Clomicalm that
supposedly helps this disorder. Any truth to it?
entropy.
KAH
entropy. wrote in message
>
>Another quick question: One of the dogs, a weimereiner, has a somewhat
>serious case of seperation anxiety. This dog cannot behave properly without
>human beings around. I've heard tell of this stuff called Clomicalm that
>supposedly helps this disorder. Any truth to it?
There are a number of anxio-lytic ('stress- buster') drugs
on the market.
The dog needs to be seen in person, in order for a
prescription to be written [I don't recall, offhand, if
this breed is overly-sensitive to these drugs...]. Some
behavior/training steps can also be taken, but, again
that's best done by the vet that knows the dog personally.
A combination of behavior & drug therapy can really
work wonders.
As for the cat problem:
How old are the cats?
What sex are they and are they neutered?
What kind of litter is used in the box?
Has the brand been changed lately?
What was the first 'out-of-litter-box' peeing incident?
(where did it happen?)
Is there any other change in behavior? Increased vocalization?
(more meowing?) Restlessness?
Are the cats/dogs kept together or separated?
{How many dogs?}
Let me know!
Dr. BEAST
Robin
Just curious cuz...
I've got a kitty that we got from the Humane Society, and they didn't know
how old she is, and the vet we take her to for her shots is always vague --
I'd like to know how old she is but I don't know how to tell. She had a
problem with her teeth, and most of them had to be pulled. She's got a knot
in her tail, and is missing about 3 inches off it. I alternate between dry
food and Fancy Feast, and she likes both varieties, for the most part.
I just worry that I'm going to come home from work one day and find her
belly-up. I guess maybe if I knew how old she is, I'd feel better knowing
she was old or something. Geez. Hope that makes sense.
Thanks
--
Lady Robin, a woman who worries about her cat...
Gryph
place.
:)
Gryph
***************************
Official Castlenet Herald
SCA: Bronwyn ferch Brien
AKA: Lisa, mom of Emily and Caroline
ICQ#: 43106126
"If corn oil's made of corn, what is baby oil made of?"
entropy.
> As for the cat problem:
> How old are the cats?
Not sure...will get that info ASAP.
> What sex are they and are they neutered?
One male, One female (mother-son, actually).
> What kind of litter is used in the box?
Don't know. Will find out.
> Has the brand been changed lately?
> What was the first 'out-of-litter-box' peeing incident?
> (where did it happen?)
Kenny's bed. A waterbed. Nice cool surface. Likewise the basement floor.
Nice cool surface.
> Is there any other change in behavior? Increased vocalization?
> (more meowing?) Restlessness?
No marked increase in meowing (these are cats that have known for a long
time that if they meow at the right sucker, they will get fed. So they meow
at everybody).
> Are the cats/dogs kept together or separated?
Depends on the time of day. For the most part, during the day, the dogs have
the run of the first floor, while the cats hang out in Kenny's room, pretty
much just chilling. At night, the dogs go into 'their' room, that is, the
owner's, and are there all night.
>
> {How many dogs?}
3. One weimereiner (one year old), one Choc. Lab (eight mos), one Maltese
(about 9).
>
> Let me know!
>
> Dr. BEAST
Thanks, KAH.
entropy.
A Man Who Doesn't Even LIKE cats....
Gwyn
least several of us) are actually all the same person.
Back me up here, Sara, Gryph, Alice.....
Gwyn - or am I?
--
My friends say I should act my age...
What's my age again?
Blink 182
entropy. <non...@all.ever> wrote in message news:3787...@news3.enter.net...
Wag
Gerry wrote in message <19990709163730...@ngol07.aol.com>...>Imagining if Lassie was a cat instead of a dog, there'd be only one episode.
>
>"Help, I'm sinking in the quicksand. Lassie, go get mom. Lassie... don't
>just lick yourself, I need help, it's at my neck....Someone help me, this
>cat's just staring at me...gulp...stupid
>cat..ulpuulp.....acckk........bloop..."
LOL! Nice job earning that title, Jerry.....
Wag
Shit! Sorry, I meant "Gerry".... my bad.
Waf
(There, now we're even)
Tina
writes:
>I give up... Gotta' ask... What is with the initials 'SB'?
> I've seen them in quite a few posts and still have no idea
>what they mean. Could someone please enlighten me?
Alright, what does TMI stand for?
Tina
Tina
<mar...@my-deja.com> writes:
Hey Kendra!
> Frisbee & don't do that
>'adoring-you-are-master-can-do-no-wrong-melting-eyes' thing.
My Teddy, when in the mood of course, gives me what I call "The Look of Love"
<Burt Bacharach playing softly in the background> she stares at me, eyes half
lidded, like I am the most wonderful person on the planet. This is followed by
the honor of her sitting on my lap.
Teddy, who in her fifteen years, has only slept on my daughter's lap like
twice. She'll sleep with her in her bed, but only while my daughter is asleep.
Weird huh? Anyway, I digress...(don't you wish I work more hours and give it
a rest?:)...when Andy was here, his first evening she was on his lap like a
shot, and with the most smug, "look of love" look on her face! Good thing
Samantha didn't see that!
Tina
entropy.
>
> Alright, what does TMI stand for?
>
Too Much Information.
entropy.
KAH
Robin wrote in message
>Kah, are you a veterinarian?
Yes'm......at least, by Degree I am. I am currently
doing research in Primate Reproduction & Behaviour.
(aka: Mom)
>(i'm sure I just spelled that wrong)
Nope - right on target!
>Just curious cuz...
>I've got a kitty that we got from the Humane Society, and they didn't know
>how old she is, and the vet we take her to for her shots is always vague --
>I'd like to know how old she is but I don't know how to tell. She had a
>problem with her teeth, and most of them had to be pulled. She's got a knot
>in her tail, and is missing about 3 inches off it. I alternate between dry
>food and Fancy Feast, and she likes both varieties, for the most part.
>I just worry that I'm going to come home from work one day and find her
>belly-up. I guess maybe if I knew how old she is, I'd feel better knowing
>she was old or something. Geez. Hope that makes sense.
What have they told you, in the way of being 'vague?'
What I mean is, if they're simply telling you: Adult - well,
yeah, that is vague!
If they're giving you an age range (ex: 3-7, 10+, etc.), then
that may be as good as it gets.....
Let me know!!
>Thanks
Quite welcome!
Dr. BEAST
NOIRCATT
Kestral
entropy. wrote in message <3787...@news3.enter.net>...
>>
>> I give up... Gotta' ask... What is with the initials 'SB'?
>> I've seen them in quite a few posts and still have no idea
>> what they mean. Could someone please enlighten me?
>>
>
>'Same Brain'...means they shared the exact same thought. I wondered, too,
>until Eva explained it to me.
I always used GMTA (Great Minds Think Alike), myself! But the premise remains,
eh?
Kestral
Gerry
>Gerry wrote in message
>>"Wag" <wag...@msn.com> writes:
>>>(A man that thought Lassie woulda made a GREAT rug.....)
>>Imagining if Lassie was a cat instead of a dog, there'd be only one episode.
>>"Help, I'm sinking in the quicksand. Lassie, go get mom. Lassie... don't
>>just lick yourself, I need help, it's at my neck....Someone help me, this
>>cat's just staring at me...gulp...stupid
>>cat..ulpuulp.....acckk........bloop..."
>LOL! Nice job earning that title, Jerry.....
Thanks, good to see you read and like it.
*************************
Lord Gerry
Official Castle Jester
"A Jester unemployed is nobody's fool."
*************************
Happily Ghost's pet.
Gerry
>Shit! Sorry, I meant "Gerry".... my bad.
That's quite alright, I'm used to it. I've been called Gerry,
Jerry, Gerard, Rod, hate Gerald, eewwww.
>Waf
>(There, now we're even)
Oh you don't have to go through all that trouble.
Gwyn
<SPLAT> oh well......
Gwyn
--
My friends say I should act my age...
What's my age again?
Blink 182
Ghost <mr...@netins.net> wrote in message news:#FLArz6y#GA.244@cpmsnbbsa02...
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> JodieMc30 <jo...@nospam.yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> > to be too needy....I prefer a bit of a challenge ;o)
>
> Yes they do!
> They expect undivided attention...
> They make messes everywhere and wonder why you get
> irritated with them...
> They pee them selves when they get overly excited...
> They slober when they kiss you.....
> They jump all over you when you show the least amount of
> affection.....
>
> Men! I swear!
>
> .............What Beast?
>
> ............We were talking about Dogs???
>
>
> Ooops
>
>
> --
> Ghost
>
> Have you hugged a duck lately?
> ~Naomi
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> > --
> > Jodie
> >
> > Who Likes Dogs, But Is *Owned* By Three Lovely Cats
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>
Billie
"Ghost" <mr...@netins.net> wrote:
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> KAH <ka.h...@erols.com> wrote in message
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> > The BEAST
> > ("Cats rule & dogs drool.")
>
> Amen!!!
>
> --
> Ghost
> Owned by 3 Cats -
> former owner of Sparticus -the Great Dane (major doggy slobberer)
>
> Have you hugged a duck lately?
> ~Naomi
>
>
Pssssst! Bonnnnnnnie!
SPLATTT!!!
Lemon Meringue to the chest!! Ooops!! Really bad aim!!!
--
Billie
~The house was quiet and the world was calm
The reader became the book, and summer night
was like the conscious being of the book~ Stevens
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Share what you know. Learn what you don't.
~Naomi
news:#FLArz6y#GA.244@cpmsnbbsa02...
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> JodieMc30 <jo...@nospam.yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:01a8ea27$599cf1c0$060014d1@default...
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> > to be too needy....I prefer a bit of a challenge ;o)
>
> Yes they do!
> They expect undivided attention...
> They make messes everywhere and wonder why you get
> irritated with them...
> They pee them selves when they get overly excited...
> They slober when they kiss you.....
> They jump all over you when you show the least amount of
> affection.....
>
> Men! I swear!
>
> .............What Beast?
>
> ............We were talking about Dogs???
>
>
> Ooops
>
>
> --
> Ghost
<snicker> <snicker>
Yup, yup, yup!
~Naomi --> standing in the corner, nodding...
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The only difference between great dreams and
nightmares is who's getting killed.
----Wag
(¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸...Lady ~Naomi «-.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·... )
e-mail: cordi...@msn.com
Tina
writes:
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>Never mind, dear, have some cheesecake.....whoops!
><SPLAT> oh well......
>Gwyn
>
Whoa, whoa, WHOA! Hey ladies! We're getting into the heavy artillery here!
First someone flung a Boston Creme...technically that has some cake in it...now
that could put an eye out! Now it's cheesecake, rather *heavy* don't you think
Gwy...<SPLAT!>...okay....<wiping Key Lime off of face> ....never mind.:)
Tina
Where's that dang trifle I made? The sherry should knock 'em out!
Tina
>...........We were talking about Dogs???
>
>
>Ooops
LOLOLOLOL!
Tina
Dollfin330
><snicker> <snicker>
>
>Yup, yup, yup!
>
>~Naomi --> standing in the corner, nodding...
SPLAT!!!!!
You mean standing in the corner nodding
with haggis on your face dont you??
KAH
Ghost wrote in message
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>> to be too needy....I prefer a bit of a challenge ;o)
>
>Yes they do!
>They expect undivided attention...
>They make messes everywhere and wonder why you get
> irritated with them...
>They pee them selves when they get overly excited...
>They slober when they kiss you.....
>They jump all over you when you show the least amount of
> affection.....
>
>Men! I swear!
{Psssst!!! Ghost!}
>
>.............What Beast?
{wait....let me stop giggling.....ok...nope, not yet....oh, ok....}
{*whisperwhisperwhisper*}
>
>............We were talking about Dogs???
{....yup!....}
>
>
>Ooops
>
>
>--
>Ghost
....that's ok......here, have some PIE!!!!!!!!!! **SPLAT**
The BEAST
(how the hell am I going to hide, when she can still hear me
giggling???)
KAH
>>
>
>Too Much Information.
>
You know, I looked & looked at these two posts....I KNOW
there's a joke to be made, I just can't seem to craft it....
YOU know what I mean: along the lines of "What does the
yellow light mean?" "Slow down." "What...does...the...yellow...
light...mean?" etc........
Somebody better than I had better take this one........
The BEAST
KAH
KAH wrote in message
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>The BEAST
>("Cats rule & dogs drool.")
Not to leave you with the impression that I dislike Dogs.
I DO like dogs. Mostly. I've found, however, that Dogs
are more variable in their characters than Cats, at least,
as far as their behavior towards people goes.
We do not currently own a dog - Wouldn't get one while I
was still in school (unfair to dog). Wouldn't get one while
we still had infants/small children (dangerous to children).
However, now that the kids have grown past the infant stage.....
{poor husband - if he only knew!!!}
As for our Castle Dogs, I've been thinking that our
resurrected Cujo & all the Cujo clones might need another
companion....so I brought this one along....Named him
SUNny.........
Hope you like him!
The BEAST
Gwyn
insane on the drive to town!
Gwyn
--
My friends say I should act my age...
What's my age again?
Blink 182
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