The Joys of Java
The BEAST
1.. Take time to smell the coffee.
2.. With enough coffee, anything is possible.
3.. Instant human. Just add coffee.
4.. All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person
5.. If it weren't for coffee, I'd have absolutely no personality
whatsoever!
6.. Don't criticize my coffee. You may be old and weak one day.
7.. My blood type is Folgers.
8.. My blood type is Maxwell.
9.. My blood type is coffee.
10.. I love you a latte.
11.. You are the cream in my coffee.
12.. I drink coffee for your protection.
13.. Is it coffee yet?
14.. Some things in life are better rich. . . coffee, chocolate, men.
15.. I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.
16.. Wake up and smell the coffee.
17.. Is there life before coffee?
18.. There is no life before coffee.
19.. There is life after coffee!
20.. Is there life before coffee? There is NO life before coffee. There is
life AFTER coffee!
21.. Never stand between me and my coffee.
22.. I found my perfect man: Mr. Coffee.
23.. I won't be seen, 'til I get my caffeine.
24.. I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without
caffeine!
25.. No questions until I've had my second cup of coffee!
26.. On the eighth day God created coffee.
27.. Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
28.. Where's my computer server? I need some coffee.
29.. My husband gives me lots of rings. . . coffee rings, soap rings,
toilet rings. . .
30.. Hangover Breakfast -- Tomato juice, black coffee, 2 raw eggs,
aspirin, and our sympathy.
31.. There has never been a better office communication system than the
coffee break!
32.. Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning
before the smell of coffee.
33.. The four food groups: Coffee, Ice Cream, Beer, Pizza
34.. Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
35.. Retirement is one great big giant coffee break.
36.. Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard
to sleep after.
37.. If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea,
please bring me some coffee. -- Abraham Lincoln
38.. We've shared a coffee and a chat
As friends so often do,
So when you brew this single cup
Imagine I am there with you!
(Give with single serving coffee packet.)
(Substitute "some tea" for "a coffee" & give with tea bag.)
39.. Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. -- Dutch Proverb
40.. Moderately drunk, coffee removes vapours from the brain, occasioned
by fumes of wine, or other strong liquors; eases pains in the head, prevents
sour belchings, and provokes appetite. -- England's Happiness Improved
(1699)
41.. It is disgusting to note the increase in the quantity of coffee used
by my subjects and the amount of money that goes out of the country in
consequence. Everybody is using coffee. If possible this must be prevented.
My people must drink beer. His Majesty was brought up on beer, and so were
his officers. Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on
beer; and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be
depended upon to endure hardships or to beat his enemies in case of ...
another war. -- Frederick the Great (1712-1786)
42.. As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion.
Ideas begin to move...similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your
ally and writing ceases to be a struggle. -- Honoré de Balzac (1799-1859)
43.. Coffee should be black as night, hot as hell and strong as love. -- A
saying from the American South
44.. Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and
spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter,
stinking nauseous puddle of water. -- The Women's Petition Against Coffee,
1674
45.. Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal (tm):
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mocha's forever.
And:
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brewed
The BEAST
Covenant
"The BEAST" <n...@home.com> wrote in message
news:a8ie0q$j34$1...@bob.news.rcn.net...
> No.......the *caffeine* kind of Java!!
You forgot the most iomportant one.....
46: Coffee SUCKS !!!!!
;' )
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Covenant
A Man With Far Too Much Time On His Hands