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A.C.

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Jan 28, 2012, 2:03:47 PM1/28/12
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"mixed nuts" <melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message
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Fred Hall wrote:
> On Sat, 28 Jan 2012 09:45:49 -0800, Checkmate <RickS...@gmail.com>
> wrote in <MPG.298dd429c...@news.alt.net>:
>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>Checkmate!
>>First, check out what Fred Hall said:
>>>On Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:39:48 -0800, Checkmate <RickS...@gmail.com>
>>>wrote in <MPG.298dc4b3b...@news.alt.net>:
>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
>>>>Checkmate!
>>>>First, check out what Fred Hall said:
>>>>>On Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:04:54 -0800, Checkmate <RickS...@gmail.com>
>>>>>wrote in <MPG.298d3df53...@news.alt.net>:
>>>>>>Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
>>>>>>by
>>>>>>Checkmate!
>>>>>>First, check out what @ said:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>...as London leaves for the weekend again. through the dark city
>>>>>>>streets in
>>>>>>>the clinging rain, I took my car towards the Thames and Waterloo...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>UK - "Rendezvous 6:02"
>>>>>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XG-tZRdTzQ
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Assworm.
>>>>>Assworm.
>>>>Assworm.
>>>Assworm.
>>Assworm.
>Assworm.
Assworm.
Azzwerm.

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Jan 28, 2012, 2:14:38 PM1/28/12
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>4SSwurm.



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> 455wurm.
@$$vvirm

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> 455wurm.
1-800-ASSWURM.

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"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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@$$vv1rm.

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Jan 28, 2012, 11:43:16 PM1/28/12
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AAAA , SSSS , WWWW, MMMMM

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A.C.

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"§nühw¤£f" <snuh...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid> wrote in message
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....- ..... ..... .-- --- .-. --

Checkmate

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Jan 29, 2012, 11:59:26 AM1/29/12
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NFFjhez.

A.C.

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Jan 29, 2012, 12:52:22 PM1/29/12
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"mixed nuts" <melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message
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Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>Assworm.
Assworm.
Assworm.

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Jan 30, 2012, 10:56:01 AM1/30/12
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§nühw¤£f

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Jan 30, 2012, 10:58:52 AM1/30/12
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Checkmate

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> A.C. wrote:
> > "§nühw?£f" <snuh...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid> wrote in message
culo gusano

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Checkmate

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> % wrote:
> > §nühw?£f wrote:
> >> A.C. wrote:
> >>> "§nühw?£f" <snuh...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid> wrote in
> > http://ASSWURM.COM
> http://www.parasitecleanse.com/flukes.htm
LOL <aSSwurm>
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Checkmate

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Checkmate!

LOL <The Longest Assworm>
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Feb 1, 2012, 10:48:18 AM2/1/12
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çu wrote:
> Checkmate <RickS...@gmail.com> sez 31 Jan 2012:
> lol <the princess assworm>

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XG-tZRdTzQ
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assworm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assworm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assworm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assworm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assworm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assworm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assworm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Azzwerm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> aSSwurm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4SSwurm.
>>>>>>>>>>> 455wurm.
>>>>>>>>>> @$$vvirm
>>>>>>>>>> @$$vv1rm.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A.C.
>>>>>>>>> AAAA , SSSS , WWWW, MMMMM
>>>>>>>> 4444 , 5555 , \/\/ ,|\/|
>>>>>>>> ....- ..... ..... .-- --- .-. --
>>>>>>> 61 73 73 77 6f 72 6d
>>>>>> http://ASSWURM.COM
>>>>> http://www.parasitecleanse.com/flukes.htm
>>>> LOL <aSSwurm>
>>> LOL <4sswurm>
>> LOL <The Longest Assworm>
> lol <the princess assworm>

§nühw¤£f

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Feb 1, 2012, 10:42:16 AM2/1/12
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çu wrote:
> §nühw¤Łf <snuh...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid> sez 31 Jan 2012:
>
>> % wrote:
>>> §nühw¤Łf wrote:
>>>> A.C. wrote:
>>>>> "§nühw¤Łf" <snuh...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid> wrote in
> ASSWURM!!!!!
>
ASSWURM?????

%

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Feb 1, 2012, 10:58:26 AM2/1/12
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§nühw¤Łf wrote:
> çu wrote:
>> §nühw¤Łf <snuh...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid> sez 31 Jan
>> 2012:
>>> % wrote:
>>>> §nühw¤Łf wrote:
>>>>> A.C. wrote:
> ASSWURM?????nuh...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid> wrote
>>>>>> in message news:201201291641.UTC.jg3srh$87t$7...@tioat.net...
>>>>>> % wrote:
>>>>>>> A.C. wrote:
>>>>>>>> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:06edndcWk-dH4bnS...@giganews.com...
>>>>>>>> This account has been banned because it violated the Google
> ASSWURM?????s Terms Of Use wrote:
>>>>>>>>> =?ISO-8859-15?Q?=A7=F1=FChw=F6=A3f?= <snuh...@netscape.net>
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Checkmate wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
>>>>>>>>>>> reading posts by Checkmate!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> First, check out what A.C. said:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "mixed nuts" <melops...@undulatus.budgie> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>> message news:jg1dh5$ls8$2...@speranza.aioe.org...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Fred Hall wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 28 Jan 2012 09:45:49 -0800, Checkmate
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <RickS...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <MPG.298dd429c...@news.alt.net>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reading posts by Checkmate!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> First, check out what Fred Hall said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 28 Jan 2012 08:39:48 -0800, Checkmate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <RickS...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <MPG.298dc4b3b...@news.alt.net>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> reading posts by Checkmate!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> First, check out what Fred Hall said:
> ASSWURM?????012 23:04:54 -0800, Checkmate
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <RickS...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <MPG.298d3df53...@news.alt.net>:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when reading posts by
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Checkmate!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> First, check out what @ said:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...as London leaves for the weekend again. through
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the dark city streets in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the clinging rain, I took my car towards the Thames
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Waterloo...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UK - "Rendezvous 6:02"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XG-tZRdTzQ
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assworm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assworm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assworm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assworm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assworm.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Assworm.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Assworm.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Azzwerm.
>>>>>>>>>>> aSSwurm.
>>>>>>>>>>> 4SSwurm.
>>>>>>>>> 455wurm.
>>>>>>>> @$$vv1rm.

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Feb 1, 2012, 10:59:57 AM2/1/12
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wormness of the ass

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Feb 1, 2012, 11:19:51 AM2/1/12
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§nühw?£f put forth the notion that...
>
> çu wrote:
> > §nühw?£f <snuh...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid> sez 31 Jan 2012:
> >
> >> % wrote:
> >>> §nühw?£f wrote:
> >>>> A.C. wrote:
> >>>>> "§nühw?£f" <snuh...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid> wrote in
Assworm? ASSWORM? We don't need no steenking assworms!

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Feb 1, 2012, 11:30:47 AM2/1/12
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assssssswooooooooorm

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Feb 2, 2012, 10:44:35 AM2/2/12
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assness of the worm

§nühw?£f

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Feb 2, 2012, 10:45:27 AM2/2/12
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Assworm, say hello to my leetle assworm!

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Feb 2, 2012, 11:08:18 AM2/2/12
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hi boner

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wormass

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Feb 2, 2012, 11:47:03 AM2/2/12
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Go ahead, make my assworm!

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Feb 3, 2012, 10:36:37 AM2/3/12
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hi stoner

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Feb 3, 2012, 10:37:17 AM2/3/12
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You can't handle the Assworm!

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Feb 3, 2012, 10:37:43 AM2/3/12
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wurmass

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Feb 3, 2012, 3:02:27 PM2/3/12
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Frankly my dear, I don't give an assworm.

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Who ya gonna call? Assworm!

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Feb 4, 2012, 11:55:26 AM2/4/12
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That's some fine aSSworm, Harry.

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"shiny" <a@b.ç> wrote in message
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> =?ISO-8859-15?Q?=A7n=FChw=3F=A3f?=
> <snuh...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid> sez 03 Feb 2012:
> little rabbit assworm, hopping thru the forest...
Aw, how cutsie-pootsie!!!

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Feb 4, 2012, 3:13:15 PM2/4/12
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they all want something up their ass but their heads are in the way

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shiny put forth the notion that...
>
> " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greg...@home.fake> sez 04 Feb 2012:
> nellie and assworm sitting in a tree
> f-u-c-k-i-n-g
> first comes sodomy
> then comes nellie walking funny
> cause i think assworm is prolly the top.
>
> *curtseys to the audience*.

I think aSSworm is the baloney in a baloney sandwich.

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shiny wrote:
> " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greg...@home.fake> sez 04 Feb 2012:
>
> nellie and assworm sitting in a tree
> f-u-c-k-i-n-g
> first comes sodomy
> then comes nellie walking funny
> cause i think assworm is prolly the top.
>
> *curtseys to the audience*.


and the pee flaps bark their mighty bark

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Feb 4, 2012, 4:10:58 PM2/4/12
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hi boner

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Feb 4, 2012, 8:10:47 PM2/4/12
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shiny wrote:
> Rick Sabian's All-Star Canadian Assworm Zydeco Band
> <Bung...@Squeeze.Box> sez 04 Feb 2012:
> a leetle 619?


and the silence is cracked by the roaring pee flaps

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Feb 5, 2012, 11:11:52 AM2/5/12
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Use the Assworm, Luke.

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Feb 5, 2012, 11:32:07 AM2/5/12
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You Had Me At Assworm

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Feb 5, 2012, 1:45:08 PM2/5/12
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One morning I shot an aSSworm in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I
don't know.

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Feb 6, 2012, 10:41:13 AM2/6/12
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I coulda been a Assworm!

§nühw?£f

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Feb 6, 2012, 10:42:18 AM2/6/12
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How many assworms does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I dont know.

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You Make Me Want To Be A Better Assworm

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Feb 6, 2012, 11:54:20 AM2/6/12
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none because they only screw women

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Feb 6, 2012, 1:25:28 PM2/6/12
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I'll have what Assworm's having.

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Feb 7, 2012, 10:50:11 AM2/7/12
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How many assworms does it take before % becomes lucid?

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Feb 7, 2012, 11:40:52 AM2/7/12
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none because they only screws women

§nühw?£f

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Feb 8, 2012, 10:28:28 AM2/8/12
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how many tries does it take an assworm to get a cogent post sent?

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Feb 8, 2012, 10:53:24 AM2/8/12
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that's determined by the mental stability of the reader

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Feb 9, 2012, 10:50:13 AM2/9/12
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uh one...uh two...uh three...

THANKS MR OWL...

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Feb 9, 2012, 12:18:30 PM2/9/12
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oh no , thank you for being such a good volunteer for the test

§nühw?£f

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I didnt volunteer. I was drafted!

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Feb 10, 2012, 3:19:48 PM2/10/12
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draft beer is good

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Feb 11, 2012, 10:53:39 AM2/11/12
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Not for yer liver...

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Feb 11, 2012, 12:03:17 PM2/11/12
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then live without'er

§nühw?£f

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yer daft, must be the draft

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if you feel a draft close the war

§nühw?£f

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Feb 13, 2012, 10:46:22 AM2/13/12
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close yer mouth; theres flies in here

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cross your legs for the same reason

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Feb 13, 2012, 11:45:03 AM2/13/12
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Potatoe. LOL

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boobs , curves , women , hairless legs , mmmmm

meowmix

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On Mon, 13 Feb 2012 08:45:03 -0800, Rick Sabian's All-Star Canadian
Assworm Zydeco Band <Bung...@Squeeze.Box> wrote:

>% put forth the notion that...
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rick Sabian's All-Star Canadian Assworm Zydeco Band
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rick Sabian's All-Star Canadian Assworm Zydeco
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Band wrote:
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>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rick Sabian's Canadian Assworm Zydeco Band
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> §nühw?Łf put forth the notion that...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> çu wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> §nühw?Łf
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <snuh...@Use-Author-Supplied-Address.invalid>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sez 31 Jan 2012:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> % wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> §nühw?Łf wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A.C. wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "§nühw?Łf"
everyone knows it is an earth apple.


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