Rancho KooKamonga

[Checkmate]

LOL! I wonder who we know who lives there?

HINT: Who's the biggest ko0k among us?

That's fuckin' ironic and hilarious and stuff...

<snicker>

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Chimpy the
Cowardly CockSmoker, aka Checkmate), in
<news:76t8ju....@news.alt.net> did thusly jump head
first into the wood chipper again on Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2014
03:35:58 -0800:

3:35 AM?! Chimpy's pwned. Pwned hard.

I'm taking over alt.checkmate. It's mine now. Get out.

<snicker>

> LOL! I wonder who we know who lives there?

No idea... what do the voices in your head tell you,
Cowardly CockSmoker?

<snicker>

> HINT: Who's the biggest ko0k among us?

That'd be you, Chimpy. That's why you're running away from
me like a little spankard bitch after I spanked you to
within an inch of your life.

<snicker>

> That's fuckin' ironic and hilarious and stuff...

It's ironic and hilarious and stuff that you're a delusional
kook in the midst of your biggest meltdown to date?

Did... did Chimpy spend all night stalking his Usenet Lord
and Master? Yeah, he's pwned like that.

> <s<SPNAK!>

<snicker>

--

FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly
CockSmoker Out Of AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into
Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away Like A Little Spankard
Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night
long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1...@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he
claims is a guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4...@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2...@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2...@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4...@news.mixmin.net>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with
random objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2...@news.mixmin.net>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a
vagina is actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on
about assholes and balls... couldn't shut up about them:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3...@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6...@news.mixmin.net>

Checkmate's Rules To Live By:
=========================
MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516...@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1...@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <6qft9a....@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$1...@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

Message-ID: <l9d76m$k1v$4...@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

Message-ID: <lal84d$g2u$5...@news.mixmin.net>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

Message-ID: <lamgt8$b2d$1...@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
=========================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

Message-ID: <l7m8ig$1ld$7...@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8jh$1le$8...@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8lh$1le$9...@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8ne$1ld$8...@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8pc$1le$1...@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8rb$1ld$9...@news.mixmin.net>

[happy zombie jebus on the cross]

On Mon, 13 Jan 2014 03:35:58 -0800, Checkmate <Lunatic...@The.Edge> wrote:

>Checkmate
>
>"The Man Who Spanked Fakey"

that all? i shot liberty vallance. neener.


--

mhm x v i x i i i

[Teh Lamester]

On Mon, 13 Jan 2014 03:35:58 -0800, Checkmate
<Lunatic...@The.Edge> wrote:

>

>LOL! I wonder who we know who lives there?
>
>HINT: Who's the biggest ko0k among us?
>
>That's fuckin' ironic and hilarious and stuff...
>
><snicker>

Nice, I have friends in San Berdo and Ontario,

[%]

i got friends in new haul and rolling hills and ,
shadow hills and lancaster and pomdale and sun village

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

"new haul" LOL Better than "old haul" LOL

"pomdale" LOL That's where that janitor buys his pom-poms.