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Harry Mary Andruschak

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Jan 5, 2008, 2:26:43 PM1/5/08
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Use a quack-pot

Denny Wheeler

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Jan 5, 2008, 3:41:06 PM1/5/08
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On Sat, 5 Jan 2008 11:26:43 -0800 (PST), Harry Mary Andruschak
<adopts...@aol.com> wrote:

>Use a quack-pot

That Harry, he quacks me up.

AFLAC!
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The TheatrElf

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Jan 5, 2008, 3:50:43 PM1/5/08
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Harry Mary Andruschak <adopts...@aol.com> wrote in
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> Use a quack-pot

Remember that duck soup is best served with quackers.

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Clovis Man

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Jan 5, 2008, 4:50:21 PM1/5/08
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Harry Mary Andruschak <adopts...@aol.com> wrote:

>Use a quack-pot

Sauteed in Quacker State oil.
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Clovis Man (aka George Ruch)
FDA Warning: Always cook troll well done - preferably in a black hole.

The TheatrElf

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Jan 5, 2008, 4:53:44 PM1/5/08
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Clovis Man <georg...@3lefties.com> wrote in
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> Harry Mary Andruschak <adopts...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>>Use a quack-pot
>
> Sauteed in Quacker State oil.

Seasoned with quacked pepper.

We all live in a yellow subroutine.


Chris Zakes

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Jan 5, 2008, 5:25:31 PM1/5/08
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On Sat, 5 Jan 2008 11:26:43 -0800 (PST), an orbital mind-control
laser caused Harry Mary Andruschak <adopts...@aol.com> to write:

>Use a quack-pot

"Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages but no duck and mix them
together. After one taste you'll duck soup for the rest of your life."

-Groucho Marx

-Chris Zakes
Texas

We do not stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we
stop playing.

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Clovis Man

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Jan 5, 2008, 5:56:32 PM1/5/08
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The TheatrElf <xj...@netscape.net> wrote:

>Clovis Man <georg...@3lefties.com> wrote in
>news:sruvn3dkl9hhqpbta...@4ax.com:
>
>> Harry Mary Andruschak <adopts...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Use a quack-pot
>>
>> Sauteed in Quacker State oil.
>
>Seasoned with quacked pepper.

Accompanied by a quacked crab salad.

denaldo

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Jan 5, 2008, 6:59:45 PM1/5/08
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Clovis Man wrote:
> Harry Mary Andruschak <adopts...@aol.com> wrote:
>
>
>>Use a quack-pot
>
>
> Sauteed in Quacker State oil.

Just be careful when docking the gravy boat.
Don't want to make the water foul.

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Wes Struebing

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Jan 5, 2008, 9:36:03 PM1/5/08
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On Sat, 5 Jan 2008 11:26:43 -0800 (PST), Harry Mary Andruschak
<adopts...@aol.com> wrote:

>Use a quack-pot

But, then it'll leek!

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Jan. 20, 2009 - the end of an error

Ree

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Jan 5, 2008, 11:31:40 PM1/5/08
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Harry Mary Andruschak wrote:
> Use a quack-pot

8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888!!!!!!!!!!

Ree.

Beth Jackson

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Jan 6, 2008, 6:09:11 AM1/6/08
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Harry Mary Andruschak:

>>Use a quack-pot

The TheatrElf:

>Remember
>that duck soup
>is best served with quackers.

Humor most fowl... ;-)
(..and crumby;)

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Harry Mary Andruschak

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On Jan 5, 1:53�pm, The TheatrElf <xj...@netscape.net> wrote:
> Clovis Man <george.r...@3lefties.com> wrote innews:sruvn3dkl9hhqpbta...@4ax.com:

>
> > Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >>Use a quack-pot
>
> > Sauteed in Quacker State oil.
>
> Seasoned with quacked pepper.

And Quacker Oats

Mr Van Wau Wau

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Jan 7, 2008, 12:28:10 AM1/7/08
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On Jan 6, 4:19 pm, Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com>

wrote:
> On Jan 5, 1:53�pm, The TheatrElf <xj...@netscape.net> wrote:
>
> > Clovis Man <george.r...@3lefties.com> wrote innews:sruvn3dkl9hhqpbta...@4ax.com:
>
> > > Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > >>Use a quack-pot
>
> > > Sauteed in Quacker State oil.
>
> > Seasoned with quacked pepper.
>
> And Quacker Oats

Are you all going to duck my bill for all these Puns?
signed
Dr QuackenBush

Harry Mary Andruschak

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Jan 7, 2008, 1:30:07 AM1/7/08
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On Jan 6, 9:28�pm, Mr Van Wau Wau <whitelio...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Are you all going to duck my bill for all these Puns?
> � � � �signed
> � � � � � � Dr QuackenBush

Are you any relations to Dr. Hackenbush, who never lost a case? (He
lost a lot of patients but he never lost a case.)

Clovis Man

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Jan 7, 2008, 5:34:37 PM1/7/08
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Mr Van Wau Wau <white...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Jan 6, 4:19 pm, Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com>
>wrote:

>> On Jan 5, 1:53?pm, The TheatrElf <xj...@netscape.net> wrote:
>>
>> > Clovis Man <george.r...@3lefties.com> wrote innews:sruvn3dkl9hhqpbta...@4ax.com:
>>
>> > > Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>> > >>Use a quack-pot
>>
>> > > Sauteed in Quacker State oil.
>>
>> > Seasoned with quacked pepper.
>>
>> And Quacker Oats
>
>Are you all going to duck my bill for all these Puns?
> signed
> Dr QuackenBush

No, but you're invited to be the guest of honor at a dinner of
Peking duck.

Rowan Hawthorn

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Jan 7, 2008, 6:22:31 PM1/7/08
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Clovis Man wrote:
> Mr Van Wau Wau <white...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> On Jan 6, 4:19 pm, Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com>
>> wrote:
>>> On Jan 5, 1:53?pm, The TheatrElf <xj...@netscape.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Clovis Man <george.r...@3lefties.com> wrote innews:sruvn3dkl9hhqpbta...@4ax.com:
>>>>> Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Use a quack-pot
>>>>> Sauteed in Quacker State oil.
>>>> Seasoned with quacked pepper.
>>> And Quacker Oats
>> Are you all going to duck my bill for all these Puns?
>> signed
>> Dr QuackenBush
> No, but you're invited to be the guest of honor at a dinner of
> Peking duck.

Daffy's been sneaking around the henhouse after dark again, huh?

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Rowan Hawthorn

"Occasionally, I'm callous and strange." - Willow Rosenberg, "Buffy the
Vampire Slayer"

Frank McCoy

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Jan 7, 2008, 6:52:16 PM1/7/08
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In alt.callahans Clovis Man <georg...@3lefties.com> wrote:

>Mr Van Wau Wau <white...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>>On Jan 6, 4:19 pm, Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com>
>>wrote:
>>> On Jan 5, 1:53?pm, The TheatrElf <xj...@netscape.net> wrote:
>>>
>>> > Clovis Man <george.r...@3lefties.com> wrote innews:sruvn3dkl9hhqpbta...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>> > > Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > >>Use a quack-pot
>>>
>>> > > Sauteed in Quacker State oil.
>>>
>>> > Seasoned with quacked pepper.
>>>
>>> And Quacker Oats
>>
>>Are you all going to duck my bill for all these Puns?
>> signed
>> Dr QuackenBush
>No, but you're invited to be the guest of honor at a dinner of
>Peking duck.

That duck better not be Peking in my bedroom!
He might see my wife's quack.
That would put her in a really fowl temper.

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Clovis Man

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Jan 7, 2008, 7:57:29 PM1/7/08
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Frank McCoy <mcc...@millcomm.com> wrote:

Hell hath no fury...

Clovis Man

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Jan 7, 2008, 7:59:12 PM1/7/08
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Rowan Hawthorn <rowan_h...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Clovis Man wrote:
>> Mr Van Wau Wau <white...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> On Jan 6, 4:19 pm, Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>> On Jan 5, 1:53?pm, The TheatrElf <xj...@netscape.net> wrote:
>>>>> Clovis Man <george.r...@3lefties.com> wrote innews:sruvn3dkl9hhqpbta...@4ax.com:
>>>>>> Harry Mary Andruschak <adoptsoldc...@aol.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> Use a quack-pot
>>>>>> Sauteed in Quacker State oil.
>>>>> Seasoned with quacked pepper.
>>>> And Quacker Oats
>>> Are you all going to duck my bill for all these Puns?
>>> signed
>>> Dr QuackenBush
>> No, but you're invited to be the guest of honor at a dinner of
>> Peking duck.
>
>Daffy's been sneaking around the henhouse after dark again, huh?

Yeah, Elmer still can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Tim Perry

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Jan 8, 2008, 9:24:59 AM1/8/08
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> >>>> > >>Use a quack-pot
> >>>> > > Sauteed in Quacker State oil.
> >>>> > Seasoned with quacked pepper.
> >>>> And Quacker Oats
> >>>Are you all going to duck my bill for all these Puns?
> >>> signed
> >>> Dr QuackenBush
> >>No, but you're invited to be the guest of honor at a dinner of
> >>Peking duck.
> >
> >That duck better not be Peking in my bedroom!
> >He might see my wife's quack.
> >That would put her in a really fowl temper
>
> Hell hath no fury...
> --
> Clovis Man (aka George Ruch)
> FDA Warning: Always cook troll well done - preferably in a black hole.

i pray the duck puns will end:

our featheredones which art in pond, mallard be thy name.
thy kingfisher come, thy bill be fun, of mirth as it is in 7-11


ka.mi...@gmail.com

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Jan 9, 2008, 11:22:26 AM1/9/08
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> thy kingfisher come, thy bill be fun, of mirth as it is in 7-11-

The Drake, the Duckling and the Holy Spirit. Ra-men.

Magus Firecow

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