I have to
court jester
David
typed:
>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
That was a low remark. You deserve a kick to the crutch.
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Frank McCoy
>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
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WhoMe
(in article <6eth26pna9lgrpqe4...@4ax.com>):
> court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>
>> I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>
> I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
> 8888888
>
No, that is just his stilted way
Frank McCoy
Sounds rather stiff in the joints.
If you want to get stiff in *this* joint, might I suggest a beer?
*Frank tosses a roll of Golden Dollars in the cigar-box for those who
want drinks; be they beer, hard-stuff ... or Ice-Cold Lemonade, like
he's having,*
WhoMe
(in article <3s3i269phdbf2bfv0...@4ax.com>):
> WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 28 Jun 2010 14:20:31 -0500, Frank McCoy wrote
>> (in article <6eth26pna9lgrpqe4...@4ax.com>):
>>
>>> court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>
>>> I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>> 8888888
>>>
>>
>> No, that is just his stilted way
>
> Sounds rather stiff in the joints.
> If you want to get stiff in *this* joint, might I suggest a beer?
With a little too much beer, might just bare more facts than you want, so
just bear down and be quiet.
Frank McCoy
>Frank McCoy <mcc...@millcomm.com> found these unused words:
>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>
>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>Look who stocking ... he got a raise out of you ...
Upstairs, in the elevator?
That's what *I* got, the last time I asked for a raise.
Hanging Jester
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David
<hangin...@cox.net> typed:
Must have been pretty low in the first place.
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Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Then Frank McCoy says:
>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>
>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>
>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
WhoMe
(in article <Xns9DA61E4E...@85.214.73.210>):
>> Jester
Especially in his business .... he makes Stilton cheese
David
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed:
Skates are in aisle 13.
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Frank McCoy
>On 29 Jun 2010 07:49:01 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
><tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed:
>
>>
>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>
>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>
>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>
>Skates are in aisle 13.
Cleanup on Aisle 13!
Wearing stilts AND roller-skates?
Not that's a downer, not a raise.
Geesh.
;-}
Frank McCoy
>Frank McCoy <mcc...@millcomm.com>
>>David <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote:
>>>On 29 Jun 2010 07:49:01 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>>>
>>>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>
>>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>
>>>Skates are in aisle 13.
>>
>>Cleanup on Aisle 13!
>>Wearing stilts AND roller-skates?
>>Not that's a downer, not a raise.
>>Geesh.
>>;-}
>
>They just keep slip sliding away ...
Pardon me. Do you mean to say my slip is showing?
David
typed:
>David <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote:
>
>>On 29 Jun 2010 07:49:01 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>><tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed:
>>
>>>
>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>>
>>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>
>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>
>>Skates are in aisle 13.
>
>Cleanup on Aisle 13!
>Wearing stilts AND roller-skates?
>Not that's a downer, not a raise.
>Geesh.
>;-}
I presume you meant "note". However it all sounds fishy to me.
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typed:
>Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
When did you start wearing them?
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Frank McCoy
When my wife caught me with one in the glove-box.
;-}
(Sorry. Couldn't resist that line.)
Frank McCoy
Fishy?
That's my sole reason for posting.
Stop floundering, and come back soon.
David
typed:
LOL. It's been years since I heard that one.
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typed:
>David <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 29 Jun 2010 10:14:58 -0500, Frank McCoy <mcc...@millcomm.com>
>>typed:
>>
>>>David <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On 29 Jun 2010 07:49:01 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>><tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>>
>>>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>>
>>>>Skates are in aisle 13.
>>>
>>>Cleanup on Aisle 13!
>>>Wearing stilts AND roller-skates?
>>>Not that's a downer, not a raise.
>>>Geesh.
>>>;-}
>>
>>I presume you meant "note". However it all sounds fishy to me.
>
>Fishy?
>That's my sole reason for posting.
>Stop floundering, and come back soon.
I'll keep your plaice for you.
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And lean-look'd prophets whisper fearful change. These signs forerun the
death or fall of kings. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Richard II"
Frank McCoy
David
typed:
You are trying to mussel in on my activities. It sticks in my craw-fish.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>
>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>
>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>
>It's a bat?
>No it's the stork, boy!
Sounds like they're over-storked.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Then David says:
>On 29 Jun 2010 07:49:01 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
><tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed:
>
>>
>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>
>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>
>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>
>Skates are in aisle 13.
Yah, but they've really gone up, and the ramp is quite steep.
David
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed:
>
They shouldn't stow thrones up there.
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Michael N. LeVine
David <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote:
And it is urchin-ate that you stop him.
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"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
Frank McCoy
>David <faro...@picknowl.com.au> found these unused words:
>Hopefully the same again before ...
>Do cowslip on cowpaddies?
Mooooove on.
These are NOT the puns you are looking for.
(The only thing you can stretch further than fish-puns are cow puns...
or is that cow-patties?)
Frank McCoy
>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>Then David says:
>>>On 29 Jun 2010 07:49:01 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>>>
>>>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>
>>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>
>>>Skates are in aisle 13.
>>
>>Yah, but they've really gone up, and the ramp is quite steep.
>
>It's those gummint imposed floor tacks that do it..
Now they're taxing the floor?
David
typed:
Depends on whether Patty's wearing the slip or not.
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Frank McCoy
>Knot, sh'e just a half slip of a lass.
If, like the butcher who backed into the grinder and got a little
behind in his work, she got too involved with with the butcher
herself, then she'd become Hamburger Patty.
Frank McCoy
>Frank McCoy <mcc...@millcomm.com> found these unused words:
>Oh for peat's sake!
>You make it out to be a hairy plopper.
Oh c'mon.
It ain't magic, just a natural bovine fuction ... Like milking this
joke.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>>Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>>>
>>>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>
>>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>
>>>It's a bat?
>>>No it's the stork, boy!
>>
>>Sounds like they're over-storked.
>
I have to crane my neck just to type this.
Frank McCoy
>Frank McCoy <mcc...@millcomm.com> found these unused words:
>
>They have to linoleum bureaucrat's pockets!
Pockets?
I thought they were carpet-baggers.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Not if it's a staple floor.
Frank McCoy
Don't crane it so far it goes completely out of the joint.
Frank McCoy
Wooden you know ... I always thought taxing was a staple of Big
Government.
WhoMe
(in article <t0up261akuifqjo3n...@4ax.com>):
> Frank McCoy
>> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>> Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>>>> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>> Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>>>>>> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>> Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>>>> court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Look Ma, up on the ceiling, it's a bird,
>>>>>> It's a bat?
>>>>>> No it's the stork, boy!
>>>>>
>>>>> Sounds like they're over-storked.
>>>>
>>>> Piled so high they need cranes.
>>>
>>> I have to crane my neck just to type this.
>>
>> Don't crane it so far it goes completely out of the joint.
>
> I egret to say, we've flown with this long enough!
>
Well, can he erne one more tern before it ends?
David
typed:
I've got to make a snort of derision at this since such hamburgers
would, of course, not contain ham at all.
Although I have heard of buttocks being referred to as hams and humans
are known as "long pigs".
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typed:
But doesn't milk come in cartons from the supermarket?
David
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed:
Cranes are bottom feeders, aren't they? I'd hate to try to feed off a
bottom.
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Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>>>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>>>>>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Look Ma, up on the ceiling, it's a bird,
>>>>>>It's a bat?
>>>>>>No it's the stork, boy!
>>>>>
>>>>>Sounds like they're over-storked.
>>>>
>>>>Piled so high they need cranes.
>>>
>>>I have to crane my neck just to type this.
>>
>
>I egret to say, we've flown with this long enough!
Down with bird puns!
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Yup, from the mixer behind the one-way restroom mirrors.
Chris Zakes
caused Frank McCoy <mcc...@millcomm.com> to write:
>Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>Then David says:
>>>>On 29 Jun 2010 07:49:01 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>>
>>>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>>
>>>>Skates are in aisle 13.
>>>
>>>Yah, but they've really gone up, and the ramp is quite steep.
>>
>>It's those gummint imposed floor tacks that do it..
>
>Now they're taxing the floor?
Why not? They're taxing everything else. Like tanning salons. (Unless
you're a health club--they lobbied and got an exemption.) But a year
from now, how many tanning salons will still be in business?
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704334604575338921377737914.html
And who but white people use tanning salons? I expect if Congress put
a tax on hair-straightening products it'd immediately be labelled as
both racist and sexist. Isn't this tax equally racist?
-Chris Zakes
Texas
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Black Hole that knows how to read.
-Terry Pratchett, "Guards! Guards!"
WhoMe
(in article <4c2d162b$0$203$bb4e...@newscene.com>):
Eider thought it was OK .... but OK if you want to duck this issue un-teal
another time
Frank McCoy
Frank McCoy
Leetle boidy in the sky,
Why you poo-poo in my eye?
I'm a big boy, I don't cry.
Why don't you go shit on some OTHER guy?
Frank McCoy
They make it in a milk-factory.
Don't you know anything about modern production?
Tim Merrigan
wrote:
Maybe I'm dense, but I couldn't find the pun in this one.
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David
No hero-ns here.
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<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed:
Yummy!
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David
typed:
So long as they have warm hands for that manu-facture.
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David
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed:
Feather beds for me!
David
>On Thu, 01 Jul 2010 18:21:53 -0500, Chris Zakes <dont...@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 30 Jun 2010 16:01:29 -0500, an orbital mind-control laser
>>caused Frank McCoy <mcc...@millcomm.com> to write:
>>
>>>Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>Then David says:
>>>>>>On 29 Jun 2010 07:49:01 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Skates are in aisle 13.
>>>>>
>>>>>Yah, but they've really gone up, and the ramp is quite steep.
>>>>
>>>>It's those gummint imposed floor tacks that do it..
>>>
>>>Now they're taxing the floor?
>>
>>Why not? They're taxing everything else. Like tanning salons. (Unless
>>you're a health club--they lobbied and got an exemption.) But a year
>>from now, how many tanning salons will still be in business?
>>http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704334604575338921377737914.html
>>
>>And who but white people use tanning salons? I expect if Congress put
>>a tax on hair-straightening products it'd immediately be labelled as
>>both racist and sexist. Isn't this tax equally racist?
>>
>
>Maybe I'm dense, but I couldn't find the pun in this one.
Reading it was punishment enough.
David
typed:
>WhoMe <whom...@gmail.com> wrote:
They do live in the grass now, don't they?
Hanging Jester
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That's nothing to crow about.
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Hanging Jester
> Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
>>Frank McCoy <mcc...@millcomm.com> found these unused words:
>>
>>>Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>Then David says:
>>>>>>On 29 Jun 2010 07:49:01 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is
higher.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Skates are in aisle 13.
>>>>>
>>>>>Yah, but they've really gone up, and the ramp is quite steep.
>>>>
>>>>It's those gummint imposed floor tacks that do it..
>>>
>>>Now they're taxing the floor?
>>
>>They have to linoleum bureaucrat's pockets!
>
> Pockets?
> I thought they were carpet-baggers.
In that case, pull the rug out from under them.
~ Jester
Hanging Jester
> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>>>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>Then David says:
>>>>>>On 29 Jun 2010 07:49:01 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is
higher.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Skates are in aisle 13.
>>>>>
>>>>>Yah, but they've really gone up, and the ramp is quite steep.
>>>>
>>>>It's those gummint imposed floor tacks that do it..
>>>
>>>Now they're taxing the floor?
>>
>>Not if it's a staple floor.
>
> Wooden you know ... I always thought taxing was a staple of Big
> Government.
>
You nailed that one.
~ Jester
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>Then David says:
>>>>>On 29 Jun 2010 07:49:01 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>>>
>>>>>Skates are in aisle 13.
>>>>
>>>>Yah, but they've really gone up, and the ramp is quite steep.
>>>
>>>It's those gummint imposed floor tacks that do it..
>>
>>Now they're taxing the floor?
>
Use lumpoleum to avoid the flat tax.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>Frank McCoy
>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>>>>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>Then David says:
>>>>>>>On 29 Jun 2010 07:49:01 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Skates are in aisle 13.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Yah, but they've really gone up, and the ramp is quite steep.
>>>>>
>>>>>It's those gummint imposed floor tacks that do it..
>>>>
>>>>Now they're taxing the floor?
>>>
>>
>>Wooden you know ... I always thought taxing was a staple of Big
>>Government.
>
Now you have to file Form 9284 "IRS Pun Penalty Calculation."
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>>>Frank McCoy
>>>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>>>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>It's a bat?
>>>>>>>>No it's the stork, boy!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Sounds like they're over-storked.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Piled so high they need cranes.
>>>>>
>>>>>I have to crane my neck just to type this.
>>>>
>>>>Don't crane it so far it goes completely out of the joint.
>>>
>>>I egret to say, we've flown with this long enough!
>>
>
>Nothing feather would be appreciated.
Let's just keep henpecking until they stop.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Then WhoMe says:
>On Thu, 1 Jul 2010 17:29:18 -0500, Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote
>>> Frank McCoy
>>>> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>> Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>>>>>> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>> Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>>>>>>>> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>>>> Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>>>>>> court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Look Ma, up on the ceiling, it's a bird,
>>>>>>>> It's a bat?
>>>>>>>> No it's the stork, boy!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sounds like they're over-storked.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Piled so high they need cranes.
>>>>>
>>>>> I have to crane my neck just to type this.
>>>>
>>>> Don't crane it so far it goes completely out of the joint.
>>>
>>> I egret to say, we've flown with this long enough!
>>
>> Down with bird puns!
>
>Eider thought it was OK .... but OK if you want to duck this issue un-teal
>another time
I guess they're ok if you like cheap puns.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
Then David says:
>On 1 Jul 2010 17:29:18 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>Frank McCoy
>>>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>>>>>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>>Then Sir F. A. Rien says:
>>>>>>>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>>>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I see you're grasping at anything for a laugh.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Look Ma, up on the ceiling, it's a bird,
>>>>>>>>It's a bat?
>>>>>>>>No it's the stork, boy!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Sounds like they're over-storked.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Piled so high they need cranes.
>>>>>
>>>>>I have to crane my neck just to type this.
>>>>
>>>>Don't crane it so far it goes completely out of the joint.
>>>
>>>I egret to say, we've flown with this long enough!
>>
>>Down with bird puns!
>
>Feather beds for me!
Great! I've added it to my flyer about dropping bird puns.
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>Sir F. A. Rien <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>>>>>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>Then David says:
>>>>>>>On 29 Jun 2010 07:49:01 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>>>>>>Then Frank McCoy says:
>>>>>>>>>court jester <po...@rock.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I have to walk on stilts when I shop because everything is higher
>>>>>>>>He won't stop until they're rolling in the aisles.
>>>>>>>Skates are in aisle 13.
>>>>>>Yah, but they've really gone up, and the ramp is quite steep.
>>>>>
>>>>>It's those gummint imposed floor tacks that do it..
>>>>
>>>>Now they're taxing the floor?
>>>
>>>Not if it's a staple floor.
>>
>> Wooden you know ... I always thought taxing was a staple of Big
>> Government.
>
>You nailed that one.
Some people blamed Big Government on Tip O'Nail.
WhoMe
(in article <30sq26hjku7fdklff...@4ax.com>):
Unless he was robin banks
Michael N. LeVine
Hanging Jester <hangin...@cox.net> wrote:
Then why are you raven about your 'accomplishment"?
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All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
Michael N. LeVine
David
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed:
Egg-zactly
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You will be divorced within a year.
David
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed:
Guano round the bend.
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David
Were those banks where the Wind In The Willows?
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WhoMe
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-BD5...@news.supernews.com>):
Because a stool pigeon ratted on him
WhoMe
(in article <mlevinespmfltr-EBC...@news.supernews.com>):
No, he is just winging it
WhoMe
(in article <1ktr26l88bfrk19rn...@4ax.com>):
This pun will not get you a standing ova-tion
WhoMe
(in article <lntr26h1sd5k0fdfj...@4ax.com>):
You certainly did not swallow that line