SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
BuZZard
but it happened.
Onideus Mad Hatter
>I thought I would never hate anything more then Barney..
>but it happened.
You filthy, shameful BASTARD! Spongebob KICKS YO AZZ, motha fucka!
...best cartoon intro song...EVAR!
--
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mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
sophie
<buz...@buzzardnest.com> writes
>I thought I would never hate anything more then Barney..
>but it happened.
look, Barnye is grotesque and cynical crap. spongebob strangepants might
not be likeable, but it's not on the same plane as repulsive, pointless,
patronising purple shite. really, 's'not.
--
sophie
mhm34x20
Amanita, Private Dancer
Paradise long enough to tell us:
> I thought I would never hate anything more then Barney..
> but it happened.
spongebob is sexy
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
btw, fuck the JEW penguin shit
for all you do, Jack, that JEWs for you.
Dali
<mad_h...@charter.net> snickered:
>On Thu, 27 May 2004 17:09:17 GMT, "BuZZard" <buz...@buzzardnest.com> wrote:
>
>>I thought I would never hate anything more then Barney..
>>but it happened.
>
>You filthy, shameful BASTARD! Spongebob KICKS YO AZZ, motha fucka!
>
>...best cartoon intro song...EVAR!
I agree spongebob is up there with south park and the simpsoms as best
cartoons ever. Prob some others I may have missed.
"If you are going through hell, keep going."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
Zaphod B. "Stil prez"
"sophie" <sophie-usenet...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
news:VInRXWMP...@193.38.113.3...
No support around here for the old "Death to Spongbob" campaign. I'm sure
the creators of the show know that some pot heads think he's if not cool at
least not as repulsive a Barney. I hear SBs2 pants had a movie coming out. I
wonder if they were trying to fuck him on points or what?
Zaphod (Who is still freak'n about how creepy the tele-tubbies are.
~~Shudder~~
Delta Nine
> I thought I would never hate anything more then Barney..
> but it happened.
>
>
At least Spongebob is occasionally funny. It's a good show to get
stoned and laugh at while saying "what the FUCK are they doing now?"
--
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Peace,
Delta Nine
I'm tellin' ya D9, you can't go wrong with gallons and gallons of urine.
- T.D. Shadow
Delta Nine
> On Thu, 27 May 2004 12:39:23 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <mad_h...@charter.net> snickered:
>
>
>>On Thu, 27 May 2004 17:09:17 GMT, "BuZZard" <buz...@buzzardnest.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>I thought I would never hate anything more then Barney..
>>>but it happened.
>>
>>You filthy, shameful BASTARD! Spongebob KICKS YO AZZ, motha fucka!
>>
>>...best cartoon intro song...EVAR!
>
>
> I agree spongebob is up there with south park and the simpsoms as best
> cartoons ever. Prob some others I may have missed.
>
Family Guy.
>
>
> "If you are going through hell, keep going."
> - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
Bud Burner
BudBurner
Delta Nine
> Does this mean we have to call off the jelly fishing trip?
> BudBurner
>
Of course not!
Dali
<pugd...@hotmail.communismsux> snickered:
>"BuZZard" <buz...@buzzardnest.com> quit loving on the ButtMonkey of
>Paradise long enough to tell us:
>
>> I thought I would never hate anything more then Barney..
>> but it happened.
>
>spongebob is sexy
I like the sexy chipmunk. em oh yea.
gone...@hotmail.com
don't you step on the ,,,
trapdoor
ossama-bin-laden
now that show was brilliant. not realy annimation though, it was
claymation.
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mhm x v i x i i i
pro ira and al quidera.
**********************************************************
911 the day the rest of the world laughed at america being
bitchslapped by a bunch of stone throwing morons.
**********************************************************
the only good yank or brit, is a dead yank or brit.
Alcotrol Labs Dept of R & D
I don't. The anonymous milker using the pseudonym 'el loco roco' is
a chancre on the sensitive parts of humanity and needs to be shown
that his nuclear ambitions are unacceptable. I suspect he is a weak,
powerless person in real life, or what passes for his real life, and
his anonymous insults, threats and electronic terrorism provide him
the gratification he is otherwise unable to attain. I think he is a
coward and Working Class (assuming that is not tautological) and
when he has joined the S.L.P. his degradation will be complete.
Max Muir <fr...@slurper.org> <o...@crash.cts.com> in Message-ID: <3cef2dae$0$14995$e2e...@nntp.cts.com>
the spankards hall of shame:
You ought to know by now, that I don't buy into the clique bullshit...
that one has to be affiliated with one imaginary Usenet entity or
another. If you get a rise out of making more out of it than you
should, who am I to stand in your way? "Snuh," or "meow"... who the
fuck cares besides you and PJR?
checkmate who owns www.kotagor.com showing he doesn't think and self spanks
in Message-ID: <MPG.1aedbf8cf...@news.alt.net> &
<7iua801f6sjjt7s47...@4ax.com> because he is also a google
dodging coward.
NUKE FRANCE
meow
George
every weekend is a Spongebob Squarepants hell.
YFIO
G:)
"ossama-bin-laden" <ossama-b...@al-quidera.gov.ag> wrote in message
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±
>
> I thought I would never hate anything more then Barney..
> but it happened.
Ahhh, come on - it's good stuff.
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BuZZard
"ą" <h0plib...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:40B98BD8...@hotmail.com...
> BuZZard wrote:
> >
> > I thought I would never hate anything more then Barney..
> > but it happened.
>
> Ahhh, come on - it's good stuff.
Ok.. here it is... "THE REASON I HATE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"
Where I live.. we have about 6 kids living on my street... and that
translates
into about 4 different ice cream trucks a day. Now.. I live in the middle
of the block and that translates into the ice cream trucks driving halfway
down the street with the music on... and stopping in front of my house while
they wait for all the little ones to decide on what popsicle they want..
usually
takes about 10-15 mins. This year.. one of the trucks decided to put the
spongebob squarepants song on his P.A. So.. I think you get the picture...
Are you ready kids?
aye aye Captian
I can't hear you!
aye aye CAPTAIN!!!
OOOOOOO
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Sponge bob square pants
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
Sponge bob Square pants.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Spongebob square pants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Sponge Bob Square Pants
Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarpants!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha do do do do do do do do !
Do you people realize how many times this song replays at the end of my
driveway
during that 10-15 mins? SPONGEBOB...... SQUAREPANTsssssssssssS
(I love the spongebob squarepants icecream bar tho, maybe everyone can
still love me because of that).
--
BuZZard
mhm33x29
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www.buzzardnest.com
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news:alt.binaries.buzzard
Bud Burner
wrote:
Ahhh, now we understand! The ice cream truck that runs around
here has the theme song from "The Sting" playing in an endless loop,
over and over again. I can no longer stand that little ditty either
now.
BudBurner
Dali
I see your point. ug. but those are some funny lines.Now I got that
song in me head. the pain!
Life is an adventure in forgiveness
Norman Cousins
Spleeph
Talk about your Crabby Patty. ;-)
> (I love the spongebob squarepants icecream bar tho, maybe everyone can
> still love me because of that).
All is forgiven.
--
Spleeph.
Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool,
than to speak and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln
George
LOL
YFIO
G:)
"Spleeph" <sple...@yahoonospam.com> wrote in message
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they called him //ullins, he was a mad newfrouper
>Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
>
no no...
__
absorbent and yellow and pourous is peter j ross!
bwb
wrote:
>On Sun, 30 May 2004 11:19:47 GMT, "BuZZard" <buz...@buzzardnest.com>
>wrote:
>
>>
>>"ą" <h0plib...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:40B98BD8...@hotmail.com...
>>> BuZZard wrote:
>>> >
>>> > I thought I would never hate anything more then Barney..
>>> > but it happened.
>>>
>>> Ahhh, come on - it's good stuff.
>>
>>Ok.. here it is... "THE REASON I HATE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"
>>
>>Where I live.. we have about 6 kids living on my street...
>
>[SNIPPEROO]
>
>It sound to me like you don't hate SpongeNob, you hate the kids in
>your neighborhood.
>
>I feel ya.
>
>I hate ONE kid in my neighborhood. He's keyed every car in our
>parking lot - and two days ago shoved toothpicks in everyone's locks.
>It's going to cost me $150 to get my lock fixed. The problem: no one
>catches him IN THE ACT. They'll catch him on the scene, but not in
>the act - and he has parents that think he's an angel.
>
>I think he is the neighborhood bully, because I haven't really seen
>any of the younger kids around since he got back from 'Juvie'. (He
>was sent up the river for vandalizing the local Post Office - he was
>unaware they had hidden cameras).
>
>I'm seriously considering paying a kid that's smaller than him (like a
>10-year-old black belt) to kick his ass once a week until he stops
>coming out of his apartment.
>
Get a small vid cam and catch his ass.
Reyd
T.D. Shadow <tdsh...@onelink.net> wrote:
> On Sun, 30 May 2004 11:19:47 GMT, "BuZZard" <buz...@buzzardnest.com>
> wrote:
>
> >
> >"ą" <h0plib...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:40B98BD8...@hotmail.com...
> >> BuZZard wrote:
> >> >
> >> > I thought I would never hate anything more then Barney..
> >> > but it happened.
> >>
> >> Ahhh, come on - it's good stuff.
> >
> >Ok.. here it is... "THE REASON I HATE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"
> >
> >Where I live.. we have about 6 kids living on my street...
>
> [SNIPPEROO]
>
> It sound to me like you don't hate SpongeNob, you hate the kids in
> your neighborhood.
>
> I feel ya.
>
> I hate ONE kid in my neighborhood. He's keyed every car in our
> parking lot
thats not even funny, what if someone needed into their car for hospital
or something, guess morons don't think of that.
- and two days ago shoved toothpicks in everyone's locks.
not nice, but I guess I shouldn't talk, my friend(I was in no way
involved ;-)) glued a neighbors lock, after said neighbors dog ripped
apart all of his rabbits and left them all over the yard. the neighbor
thought it was funny.
> It's going to cost me $150 to get my lock fixed. The problem: no one
> catches him IN THE ACT. They'll catch him on the scene, but not in
> the act - and he has parents that think he's an angel.
>
> I think he is the neighborhood bully, because I haven't really seen
> any of the younger kids around since he got back from 'Juvie'. (He
> was sent up the river for vandalizing the local Post Office - he was
> unaware they had hidden cameras).
>
> I'm seriously considering paying a kid that's smaller than him (like a
> 10-year-old black belt) to kick his ass once a week until he stops
> coming out of his apartment.
>
> - T.D.
--
Maybe I'm just a pessimist and am totally wrong; I could live quite
happily with that.
-SATAN
Sane people are just lunatics in denial.
_Delta Nine
bobdiscount
dave hillstrom
news:6b2a4d09.04053...@posting.google.com:
> Aqua Teen Hunger Force kicks the ass of every cartoon show ever made.
<throws up>
the only thing that rules about that cartoon is the intro song, which was
made on the first take, out of thin air. as soon as the intro is done, i
change the channel.
--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom
Big Red Helmut
IF ZOOPHILIC DOLPHINS ARE SOMETHING YOU MISS
WATCH PJR GIVE A FISH A FRENCH KISS
--
BuZZard
"Big Red Helmut" <red...@yourpartedlip.com> wrote in message
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no no no.. you have way to many sylobls in the second half
they called him //ullins, he was a mad newfrouper
he tried to fuck a dolphin once
but when he pulled down his pants all he had was a cunt
__
mhm-eenie mheenie mhynie mhoe, larry, *and* curly 13xEEE (up yer azz)
Smeetur'd 1, 2 *and* 3
PJR's Pimp - Piccadilly Circus / Times Square / Keokuk IA
President, The Dangling Participles Motorcycle Club - Schenectady
CEO, Indignitas - Formerly Alcatroll Labs Inc (A CleereCorp Company)
Commander-in-Chief, Walter Kronkite's Cornish Hen of the Month Club
Avid Fan, Peter J Ross Online - Reality (Web) TV at its finest!:
http://www.pjr-online.tk (uk and other third-world countries excluded)
peter j ross hace a new fetish!: http://snipurl.com/pjr_online2
they called him //ullins, he was a mad newfrouper
wrote:
does not compute... does not compute...
DANGER!!!!!1 DANGER!!!!!111
:-)
Big Red Helmut
> On Mon, 31 May 2004 14:34:29 -0600, Big Red Helmut
> <red...@yourpartedlip.com> wrote:
>
>>they called him //ullins, he was a mad newfrouper wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 30 May 2004 11:19:47 GMT, "BuZZard"
>>> <buz...@buzzardnest.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
>>>>
>>> no no...
>>> __
>>> absorbent and yellow and pourous is peter j ross!
>>
>>IF ZOOPHILIC DOLPHINS ARE SOMETHING YOU MISS
>>WATCH PJR GIVE A FISH A FRENCH KISS
>>
> he tried to fuck a dolphin once
> but when he pulled down his pants all he had was a cunt
Pee Tee the fishfucker had a small won
but to the minnows it was a HOLE lotta fun
> __
> mhm-eenie mheenie mhynie mhoe, larry, *and* curly 13xEEE (up yer azz)
> Smeetur'd 1, 2 *and* 3
> PJR's Pimp - Piccadilly Circus / Times Square / Keokuk IA
> President, The Dangling Participles Motorcycle Club - Schenectady
> CEO, Indignitas - Formerly Alcatroll Labs Inc (A CleereCorp Company)
> Commander-in-Chief, Walter Kronkite's Cornish Hen of the Month Club
> Avid Fan, Peter J Ross Online - Reality (Web) TV at its finest!:
> http://www.pjr-online.tk (uk and other third-world countries excluded)
> peter j ross hace a new fetish!: http://snipurl.com/pjr_online2
--
they called him //ullins, he was a mad newfrouper
<red...@yourpartedlip.com> wrote:
>they called him //ullins, he was a mad newfrouper wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 31 May 2004 14:34:29 -0600, Big Red Helmut
>> <red...@yourpartedlip.com> wrote:
>>
>>>they called him //ullins, he was a mad newfrouper wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 30 May 2004 11:19:47 GMT, "BuZZard"
>>>> <buz...@buzzardnest.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
>>>>>
>>>> no no...
>>>> __
>>>> absorbent and yellow and pourous is peter j ross!
>>>
>>>IF ZOOPHILIC DOLPHINS ARE SOMETHING YOU MISS
>>>WATCH PJR GIVE A FISH A FRENCH KISS
>>>
>> he tried to fuck a dolphin once
>> but when he pulled down his pants all he had was a cunt
>
>Pee Tee the fishfucker had a small won
>but to the minnows it was a HOLE lotta fun
>
pjr hace a friend, an old goat he calls "gus"
couldn't sodomize him, his limp dick full of puss
±
You need to blast Squidward at top volume:
http://www.geocities.com/snuhsite/squid.mp3
> --
> BuZZard
> mhm33x29
> irc.demonweb.org #BuZZard
>
> www.buzzardnest.com
> news:alt.buzzard.rules
> news:alt.binaries.buzzard
BuZZard
±
Big Red Helmut
> On Tue, 01 Jun 2004 16:17:05 -0600, Big Red Helmut
> <red...@yourpartedlip.com> wrote:
>
>>they called him //ullins, he was a mad newfrouper wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 31 May 2004 14:34:29 -0600, Big Red Helmut
>>> <red...@yourpartedlip.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>they called him //ullins, he was a mad newfrouper wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 30 May 2004 11:19:47 GMT, "BuZZard"
>>>>> <buz...@buzzardnest.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Absorbant and yellow and porous is he
>>>>>>
>>>>> no no...
>>>>> __
>>>>> absorbent and yellow and pourous is peter j ross!
>>>>
>>>>IF ZOOPHILIC DOLPHINS ARE SOMETHING YOU MISS
>>>>WATCH PJR GIVE A FISH A FRENCH KISS
>>>>
>>> he tried to fuck a dolphin once
>>> but when he pulled down his pants all he had was a cunt
>>
>>Pee Tee the fishfucker had a small won
>>but to the minnows it was a HOLE lotta fun
>>
> pjr hace a friend, an old goat he calls "gus"
> couldn't sodomize him, his limp dick full of puss
>
so the goat had to hump little ol peet
and peety thought that the goats choad
was so sweet
>>
>>> __
>>> mhm-eenie mheenie mhynie mhoe, larry, *and* curly 13xEEE (up yer
>>> azz) Smeetur'd 1, 2 *and* 3
>>> PJR's Pimp - Piccadilly Circus / Times Square / Keokuk IA
>>> President, The Dangling Participles Motorcycle Club - Schenectady
>>> CEO, Indignitas - Formerly Alcatroll Labs Inc (A CleereCorp Company)
>>> Commander-in-Chief, Walter Kronkite's Cornish Hen of the Month Club
>>> Avid Fan, Peter J Ross Online - Reality (Web) TV at its finest!:
>>> http://www.pjr-online.tk (uk and other third-world countries
>>> excluded) peter j ross hace a new fetish!:
>>> http://snipurl.com/pjr_online2
--
Bruce B
Not meaning to offend, or anything...
But this is some of the worst and most childish poetry I've ever read.
Please stop posting in this group. Not even a giant bowl would make
this crap look good.
If you must stay in this group, at least read and abide by the FAQ.
Bruce B.
"Three Rings for the Elven Kings,
Underneath the sky.
Seven for the Dwarflords,
In their halls of stone.
Nine for the mortal men,
Doomed to die."
~~ Robert Frost
Big Red Helmut
Oh ok :)
There once was a girl named Meeling
Who had a peculiar feeling
She laid on her back
and tickled her crack
and pee'd all over the celing
--
~Deb~
Michael
Big Red Helmut said:
There once was a girl from Darjeeling
Who danced with such exquisite feeling,
Not a sound could be heard,
Not a moan, not a word.
Just men's fly-buttons hitting the ceiling.
they called him //ullins, he was a mad newfrouper
<red...@yourpartedlip.com> wrote:
>There once was a girl named Meeling
>Who had a peculiar feeling
>She laid on her back
>and tickled her crack
>and pee'd all over the celing
>
*thunderous applause*
__
mhm-eenie mheenie mhynie mhoe, larry, *and* curly 13xEEE (up yer azz)
Smeetur'd 1, 2 *and* 3
PJR's Pimp - Piccadilly Circus / Times Square / Keokuk IA
President, The Dangling Participles Motorcycle Club - Schenectady
CEO, Indignitas - Formerly Alcatroll Labs Inc (A CleereCorp Company)
Commander-in-Chief, Walter Kronkite's Cornish Hen of the Month Club
Avid Fan, Peter J Ross Online - Reality (Web) TV at its finest!:
http://www.pjr-online.tk (uk and other third-world countries excluded)
peter j ross hace a new fetish!: http://snipurl.com/pjr_online2
professional starshine moonbeam sPnAkeR
Sherrie Lee
> On Thu, 27 May 2004 12:39:23 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <mad_h...@charter.net> snickered:
>
> >On Thu, 27 May 2004 17:09:17 GMT, "BuZZard" <buz...@buzzardnest.com> wrote:
> >
> >>I thought I would never hate anything more then Barney..
> >>but it happened.
> >
> >
> >...best cartoon intro song...EVAR!
>
> I agree spongebob is up there with south park and the simpsoms as best
> cartoons ever. Prob some others I may have missed.
>
>
>
> "If you are going through hell, keep going."
> - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
This one is stirring moods:
BuZZard
"Sherrie Lee" <sherr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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If you smoke a joint.. this site is AWSOME!
Mike Z. Helm
>On Thu, 27 May 2004 12:39:23 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
><mad_h...@charter.net> snickered:
>
>>On Thu, 27 May 2004 17:09:17 GMT, "BuZZard" <buz...@buzzardnest.com> wrote:
>>
>>>I thought I would never hate anything more then Barney..
>>>but it happened.
>>
>>You filthy, shameful BASTARD! Spongebob KICKS YO AZZ, motha fucka!
>>
>>...best cartoon intro song...EVAR!
>
>I agree spongebob is up there with south park and the simpsoms as best
>cartoons ever. Prob some others I may have missed.
>
>
The Simpsons are on a higher level altogether than South Park, which is
itself on a higher level than Spongebob.
jmfo
Mike Z. Helm
<d_nine...@earthlink.net>
>Dali wrote:
>> On Thu, 27 May 2004 12:39:23 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <mad_h...@charter.net> snickered:
>>
>>
>>>On Thu, 27 May 2004 17:09:17 GMT, "BuZZard" <buz...@buzzardnest.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>I thought I would never hate anything more then Barney..
>>>>but it happened.
>>>
>>>You filthy, shameful BASTARD! Spongebob KICKS YO AZZ, motha fucka!
>>>
>>>...best cartoon intro song...EVAR!
>>
>>
>> I agree spongebob is up there with south park and the simpsoms as best
>> cartoons ever. Prob some others I may have missed.
>>
>
>Family Guy.
>
yeah - Futurama is another
Big Red Helmut
One lady from east Pennsylvania
Had a rather unorthodox mania:
She'd shave her dates' heads,
Strap them tight to their beds
And then masturbate on their bald crania.
:)
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