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vinny

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Jun 12, 2005, 7:48:46 PM6/12/05
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I need some trolls to beat on, not old used up trolls like rock, or fem
trolls like rocky....????

Anyway....Someone who can take a punch without crying mommy?

Is anybody out there, just nod if you can hear me?


BuZZard

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"vinny" <frigg...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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There was nobody out here.. cept me.

Me

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Jun 13, 2005, 9:19:37 AM6/13/05
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On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 09:07:41 -0400, "BuZZard" <buz...@buzzardnest.us>
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Naaa, I was here, but we all know that I couldn't troll my way out of
a wet paper bag.

curmudgeon

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Jun 13, 2005, 1:21:03 PM6/13/05
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May I most humbly and respectfully suggest,

jsho...@hotmail.com

He has a fetish about Homosexuals & Hollywood..

BuZZard

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"curmudgeon" <britica...@bresnan.net> wrote in message
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> May I most humbly and respectfully suggest,
>
> jsho...@hotmail.com
>
> He has a fetish about Homosexuals & Hollywood..

wow!! this might just be the first... malicious thing you have
done in your life man. Once you go to the dark side.. you never come
back.. ask any jedi. Think about that.. and post a reply.
In the meantime.. jsho...@hotmail.com will soon be pwned!
Even if you change your mind.
Now.. Inform the church ladies you will be seeing more of them thruout
the weeks to come.

Patsy

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Darth Vader.
Patsy

curmudgeon

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"BuZZard" <buz...@buzzardnest.us> wrote in message
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wow!! this might just be the first... malicious thing you have
done in your life man. Once you go to the dark side.. you never come
back.. ask any jedi. Think about that.. and post a reply.
In the meantime.. jsho...@hotmail.com will soon be pwned!
Even if you change your mind.
Now.. Inform the church ladies you will be seeing more of them thruout
the weeks to come.


Funny you should say that, last week I was the entertainment person for our
Church's Vocation Bible School.
Anything that could go wrong did.
It was only my wry and sardonic sense of humor that kept me from going
insane.
Needles suffered from a bad bout of stress.
Both the children and their parents are doing quite well in therapy thank
you.
I was in charge of the puppet show, which is best described as a cross
between Sponge Bob Square Pants and Monty Python.


vinny

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Jun 13, 2005, 10:10:38 PM6/13/05
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"BuZZard" <buz...@buzzardnest.us> wrote in message
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rocky?


Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin

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Yeah but you could hold the paper bag while Buzzard took a pooper in
it and then hit them over the head with the wet paper poop bag.
:-)
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Me

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Jun 14, 2005, 12:10:40 AM6/14/05
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On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 02:46:42 GMT, Cra...@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin
Crawdaddin) wrote:

>On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 09:19:37 -0400, Me
><no-address_...@no-address.com> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 09:07:41 -0400, "BuZZard" <buz...@buzzardnest.us>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"vinny" <frigg...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>news:yR3re.5099$L65.1989@trnddc05...
>>>> I need some trolls to beat on, not old used up trolls like rock, or
>>>> fem
>>>> trolls like rocky....????
>>>>
>>>> Anyway....Someone who can take a punch without crying mommy?
>>>>
>>>> Is anybody out there, just nod if you can hear me?
>>>
>>>There was nobody out here.. cept me.
>>
>>Naaa, I was here, but we all know that I couldn't troll my way out of
>>a wet paper bag.
>
>Yeah but you could hold the paper bag while Buzzard took a pooper in
>it and then hit them over the head with the wet paper poop bag.
>:-)

Ya know, there's entirely too much poopin goin on when that birds
around...

ah

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Jun 14, 2005, 2:37:25 AM6/14/05
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ALL HAIL VINNY!
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Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin

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Jun 14, 2005, 8:30:49 AM6/14/05
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On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 00:10:40 -0400, Me
<no-address_...@no-address.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 02:46:42 GMT, Cra...@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin
>Crawdaddin) wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 09:19:37 -0400, Me
>><no-address_...@no-address.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 13 Jun 2005 09:07:41 -0400, "BuZZard" <buz...@buzzardnest.us>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"vinny" <frigg...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:yR3re.5099$L65.1989@trnddc05...
>>>>> I need some trolls to beat on, not old used up trolls like rock, or
>>>>> fem
>>>>> trolls like rocky....????
>>>>>
>>>>> Anyway....Someone who can take a punch without crying mommy?
>>>>>
>>>>> Is anybody out there, just nod if you can hear me?
>>>>
>>>>There was nobody out here.. cept me.
>>>
>>>Naaa, I was here, but we all know that I couldn't troll my way out of
>>>a wet paper bag.
>>
>>Yeah but you could hold the paper bag while Buzzard took a pooper in
>>it and then hit them over the head with the wet paper poop bag.
>>:-)
>
>Ya know, there's entirely too much poopin goin on when that birds
>around...

Yeah, I know.
He never gets pooped out either.

BuZZard

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"Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin" <Cra...@Bayou.com> wrote in message
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Break it up.. break it up.. or I will have to get the poopstick[tm]
out
to Ho slap joOz.

BuZZard

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"vinny" <frigg...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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(o)_9

BuZZard

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"ah" <splif...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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ahhhhhhh.... now i know who you are. :) now go vegitate.

Phil Kyle

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now go agitate.

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Aratzio

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On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 15:21:44 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
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after you cogitate.

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Phil Kyle

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after you brush your teeth with colgate

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Dope Plant

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> after i regurgitate.
after you reitterate

Dope Plant

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"vinny" <frigg...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Can you smell me?

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Phil Kyle

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after i conglomerate.

Aratzio

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On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 20:13:12 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
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before wmd's proliferate.

Phil Kyle

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Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> verbally sodomised in
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for saddam it's too late.

Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin

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Jun 14, 2005, 6:45:33 PM6/14/05
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Can I just delegate?

ah

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Jun 14, 2005, 7:31:32 PM6/14/05
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Wayyy too late, Baby!@

Thanks, though.

rocky

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Jun 14, 2005, 7:24:08 PM6/14/05
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On Sun, 12 Jun 2005 23:48:46 GMT, "vinny" <frigg...@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>Is anybody out there, just nod if you can hear me?

if someone nodded in agreement how the fuck would you know? you
haxored thier web cams?

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mhm (missing in action, assumed watching knoxy play in auk)

please add databasix.general to all x-posts it will amuze a lot of people

ah

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حزب البعث العربي الاشتراكي

ah

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BuZZ might get irate!

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> Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com
> Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
> Anti Archangel #41 The difference between John Kerry and Ted Kennedy is
> Stalking Filth #69.5 that Ted Kennedy has at least one confirmed kill.
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> <:((>>>><
>>--|
> --

Phil Kyle

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TERROR WRIST!

Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin

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Then he will suffer his fate!!!!

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Aratzio

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Limp Wrist!
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Aratzio

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Jun 14, 2005, 9:27:25 PM6/14/05
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Followed by lying in state!

Yomamma Bin Crawdaddin

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On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 01:27:25 GMT, Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com>
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With his name etched on a piece of slate!!!!!!
:-)

Aratzio

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On Wed, 15 Jun 2005 03:39:46 GMT, Cra...@Bayou.com (Yomamma Bin
Crawdaddin) wrote:

Followed by the start and ending dates!


>:-)
>
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>Yomamma bin Crawdaddin www.cotse.com
>Brotherhood (Vice Chairman)
>Anti Archangel #41 The difference between John Kerry and Ted Kennedy is
>Stalking Filth #69.5 that Ted Kennedy has at least one confirmed kill.
>>--|
> <:((>>>><
>>--|

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Phil Kyle

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But who will get his estate?

Phil Kyle

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Blimp fist!

Aratzio

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With all the Elvis Plates!

Aratzio

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Anal Cyst!

Phil Kyle

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Drunkard, pissed!

Phil Kyle

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And the cheese grate..ers

Aratzio

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Tankard, lift!

Aratzio

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Will be a family spate!

wdc r0ck

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fucking cascading net terrorists.

i hope you get a cell at club gitmo.

Peter Hucker

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> Phil Kyle wrote:
>> Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> verbally sodomised in
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>>
>>> On Tue, 14 Jun 2005 20:13:12 +0000 (UTC), Phil Kyle
>>> <philky...@hotmail.com> transparently proposed:
>>>
>>>> "Dope Plant" <buz...@buzzardnest.us> verbally sodomised in
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>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "MedEvul" <ev...@N0SP4Mdemonweb.org> wrote in message
>>>>> news:d8n1fj$f9c$2...@pita.alt.net...

<snip>


>>>>> after you reitterate
>>>> after i conglomerate.
>>> before wmd's proliferate.
>> for saddam it's too late.
> حزب البعث العربي الاشتراكي

Smart arse.


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Bloodstream, blitzed!

Phil Kyle

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Open the flood gate!

Aratzio

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Meet Peter At the Pearly Gates!

Aratzio

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Cerebellum, fucked!

Aratzio

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I hope you get a bell at club nancy.

Phil Kyle

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Bell-bottomed trousers, mucked!

Phil Kyle

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I hope you get an e at club trancy.

Phil Kyle

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Meat Petra at the girly cakes...sorry.

Aratzio

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70's DISCO FILTH!

Aratzio

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I hope you get an F at club grade school.

Phil Kyle

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ne t:

70's DISCUS FEAT!

Phil Kyle

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ne t:

I hope you get f'ed at club gay tool.

Aratzio

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Gay Lame!

Phil Kyle

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>s. ne t:

Gay Llama!

Aratzio

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Gay Dali!

Phil Kyle

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ew s. ne t:

Gay ance!

ah

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