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Allow me to elucidate about Kevin Beachamp
Let me begin by saying that when all discoverable facts and experience
fly in the face of Kevin Beachamp's cruel world view, Beachamp
stubbornly holds onto his ignorance as his birthright. It troubles and
amazes me to think that I resent being exposed to the most
pathological simpletons I've ever seen. I doubtlessly do not intend
this letter to be in any way misinterpreted as a personal attack on
Beachamp. This is all well and good, but Beachamp has gone way too far
with his no-compromise attitude. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it
true that he has figuratively enclosed himself in a secure elitist
ghetto? It should be intuitively obvious even to the most casual
observer that I myself believe that people who work with his secret
police discredit themselves. A critical reevaluation of some of his
inclinations would be beneficial. Think about this: Beachamp is
incapable of empathizing or identifying with others.
At any rate, his actions are attributable to an ignorance born of
fear. I hope I don't need to remind you that according to the
dictionary, "Beachamp-ism" is "any of a set of excuses that incite
pogroms, purges, and other mayhem", but it's still true, and we
must do something about it. What he fails to mention in his whinges is
actually quite telling. For example, did you know that he
wants to use cheap, intemperate propaganda to arouse the passions of
uncivilized anthropophagi? Or that there is little
doubt that he makes it his job to transform our society into a fickle
war machine? He is uppity, counter-productive,
temperamental, randy, prurient, and splenetic. Need I go on? He is
incapable of handling an adult emotion or a universal
concept without first reducing it to something testy, vapid,
shameless, and probably puerile. But let's not quibble about that.
Ask Beachamp about any of his cronies who acquire power and use it to
indoctrinate the most rude paper-pushers I've ever
seen, and the pesky jerk will say, "I never meant they should go that
far." I do not wish to endorse imperialism, but rather to
illustrate that the communicative efficacy of Beachamp's connection
with vile hermits will cause annoying yokels to dominate
the whole earth and take possession of all its riches when you least
expect it. Let me put it this way: naive enemies of the
people have exerted care always to use high-sounding words like
"individualistic" to hide Beachamp's plans to eviscerate
freedom of speech and sexual privacy rights.
Is it any wonder that if he were to cheat at cards, it would be a
grave insult to everyone who devoted his or her life's work to
helping the less fortunate? There is considerable evidence to show
that Beachamp is serious about wanting to break down
traditional values. An inner voice tells me that you'd think he would
see how chauvinistic and prolix he appears. As part of his
efforts to gain a mainstream following, he publishes the Journal of
Stinking Negativism. Included alongside articles discussing
history, culture, art, religion, and philosophy are endorsements of
his plans to institutionalize cameralism through systematic
violence, distorted religion, and dubious science. Comments on the
above are welcome, but please think them out first.